riverdale is back on their bullsh*t and so am i

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  • @alterbun
    @alterbun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5060

    the year is 2021. it is season 5, and riverdale is now only musical episodes. Full on glee. Cole sprouse has not been allowed to use his normal speaking voice for months...

    • @knorenknor3493
      @knorenknor3493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      brxey hahahhaha

    • @meredithturcotte9962
      @meredithturcotte9962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      do NOT compare that awful show to the amazingness that is Glee

    • @DearScout49
      @DearScout49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Jellybean has now killed at least 98 men, and Jason has been alive the whole time. Cheryl is blonde now.

    • @djuannalester4743
      @djuannalester4743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t give them any ideas 🤫

    • @paytonb3487
      @paytonb3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg lmao

  • @trixxsaurus2386
    @trixxsaurus2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    Why is the choreography for Candy Store so sexualized? It's like they watched a bootleg and thought "Okay okay okay. They're in free skirts swinging their hips. We need to do that." And they just had them smack their thighs, swing their legs way too high (gotta get that triple pantie shot) and wiggle in these weird poses that I think are supposed to be sexy???

    • @henryhidgens4500
      @henryhidgens4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Allison Lo have you seen the original choreo for candy store? It’s a very sexualised song, the choreo has always included those moves. I’m not saying it’s right for supposed ‘teenagers’ to do that but it is what was done in the off-broadway production and on the west end

    • @istan8159
      @istan8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Henry Hidgens yeah candy store is sexual, but i feel like riverdale took it way too far, esp with the panty shots

    • @henryhidgens4500
      @henryhidgens4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I Stan yeah true, it’s very out of place considering all the censored lyrics they changed

    • @achieachie911
      @achieachie911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dunno why this made me laugh so hard but it did😂😂

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      While it makes sense with the original choreography, this version feels off considering that this is a high school production

  • @jennifer_5152
    @jennifer_5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4712

    I feel like Riverdale just oversexualize the female characters wayyy too much for no damn reason

    • @AGdollstudios09
      @AGdollstudios09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      jennifer m right at best their like 17 yrs

    • @OneXaKo
      @OneXaKo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      yep, and then make Veronica say some 'woke' shit to seem progressive and all about female empowerment and equality

    • @Karaetify
      @Karaetify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      True, like their „dance” moves are straight out of a porn movie

    • @loveandcupcakes100
      @loveandcupcakes100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Yes! I was talking about it in another video. OG Heathers are alluring without looking cheap and the choreographer’s and costume designers in Riverdale make them look like a truck stop hooker version of the musical.
      When it comes to the Heathers, less is more! They can still be sexy without being over the top.

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      Also the boys. 1 male is required to be shirtless atleast once an episode.

  • @mwoodyard00ify
    @mwoodyard00ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I can’t believe that riverdale sexualizes their female characters while also kidzbopping the songs at the same time.

  • @JessiQuinn
    @JessiQuinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

    im mad they did a heathers episode and literally not one character tried to blow up the school

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      It wouldn’t even be that weird. Cheryl already burned her house down

    • @JessiQuinn
      @JessiQuinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@beautifullEternal truth

    • @jah7900
      @jah7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@beautifullEternal so did betty and jug

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The Riverdale musicals have no villain songs which makes it more disappointing than it already is

    • @ellie2454
      @ellie2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No lovable physcopath, what's the point

  • @juliettebenton7599
    @juliettebenton7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    This episode is even worse when you are familiar with the original. THE LYRIC CHANGES IN CANDY STORE KILLED ME

    • @nicolasromani1303
      @nicolasromani1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The lyrics change is because they're using the official high school version, with a few tweaks here and there.

    • @shylahcarey
      @shylahcarey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “you just gotta prove your not a looser”😭😭

    • @nicolasromani1303
      @nicolasromani1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@shylahcarey To be fair, the first time it's actually loser in the original song. The second time it was changed from pussy to doorknob.

    • @juliettebenton7599
      @juliettebenton7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      NxcxRmxz thanks! I hate it!

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shylahcarey The loser was in the original tho

  • @inkanddew3820
    @inkanddew3820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    As an avid Heathers fan, this actually made me physically sick.
    They ruined the verses of Candy store and the singing is so bad it's like dragging a barrel of cats up the highway.

    • @ashtoneva4926
      @ashtoneva4926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Candy Store is meant to be edgy and in your face with the language. It's my favorite song and the perfect introduction to how the Heathers can be. Taking away the things that made the song so great only makes once a fun song into something lackluster.

    • @leahmarie5079
      @leahmarie5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same, it was pretty bad

    • @sellmeyourheart1
      @sellmeyourheart1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I had to listen to the original soundtrack like a thousand times to get this bad version out of my head. Heathers is my fave and they murdered it.

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And every harmony... Ugh they just toned it down so much and it was all low notes because even with autotune the actors couldn't even try to hit them

    • @paytonb3487
      @paytonb3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up. it’s amazing

  • @Karaetify
    @Karaetify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Actually even if you watch the show you have no idea what’s happening

    • @magicalwizard9539
      @magicalwizard9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Catiisunknown
    @Catiisunknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    heathers is a great movie. basically winona ryder hangs out with 3 girls named heather and hates them and meets christian slater and he's insane and gets her to murder them then he tries to suicide bomb the school and she stops him. it's on netflix i think you should definitely watch it you'd like it.

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@caseyaonso4270 the movie is good, the musical butchers some of the characters, the TV show is a mixed bag of great stuff and bad stuff.

    • @mariasolenardelli3745
      @mariasolenardelli3745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@caseyaonso4270 you should react to Illegal Heathers, it's the musical but done by an high school who could only perform for one hour or something and only one singer is good.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      mariasole nardelli Didn’t the girl playing Heather Chandler apologize to the audience halfway through the musical? Edit: It was during “The Me Inside of Me” part of the musical

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spencerpreston7900 True. I liked the movie more but some of the songs from the musical are really catchy 😅

    • @lenora-yoder
      @lenora-yoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@caseyaonso4270 It is amazing, and if you haven't watched it yet it's on hulu and prime video now!

  • @aconcept1579
    @aconcept1579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3173

    This whole thing sounds like a kidzbop version of Heathers

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh my god you're right!

    • @faithhaynes3494
      @faithhaynes3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAO ITS TRUE TOO

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *cough* illegal heathers *cough*

    • @CarolineReadsbooks
      @CarolineReadsbooks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They used the school version for lyrics. But yeah, they’re also terrible at singing.

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@richiemorgan8601 At least illegal Heathers was fun to watch and didn't make me die inside like this, apparently, professional production does.

  • @tessdetwheeler4870
    @tessdetwheeler4870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    but like heathers the musical is actually really good and they totally butchered it completely

    • @taylorrobeson9194
      @taylorrobeson9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      THANK YOU. why is this necessary???

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@taylorrobeson9194 also, the biggest mistake was not having meant to be yours. You can't have a musical without a villain song!!!!

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They ruined Archie Comics and the cartoon too.. Everything is so wrong😔

    • @Jessica-kp3qn
      @Jessica-kp3qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spencer Preston it doesn’t really fit in considering it’s about blowing up a school

  • @flwrmoniee
    @flwrmoniee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    I think the clapping scene was a cult and can they please just let Kevin sing. he had broadway training but they were like nah jughead we choose you.

    • @nik-yl1tt
      @nik-yl1tt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Casey Cott (Kevin) actually sang a lot in this episode!! she just didn’t really put his songs in haha

    • @DevelopingCharacter
      @DevelopingCharacter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Veronica agreed to let him sing on occasion in her speak easy and he NEVER did in the third season. I was waiting but 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cole is a good singer though but Kevin's character definitely would break into song over Jughead

  • @Nanthecowdog
    @Nanthecowdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    And then Cole Sprouse blew up the school

  • @sarahgordier5913
    @sarahgordier5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    “Archie’s hair looks incredible - so much better than past seasons”
    It was a perm. Just for that one episode.

  • @mariaantoniajosephajohanna
    @mariaantoniajosephajohanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    As a fan of Heathers (the musical/movie), I find this particular episode pretty insulting.
    *WHOOSH*

    • @SuperAhiru
      @SuperAhiru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly same they fucked the whole meaning of heathers

    • @kaiyadeppiesse7850
      @kaiyadeppiesse7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and the way they pitched down candy store was gross i HATED it

    • @mariaantoniajosephajohanna
      @mariaantoniajosephajohanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaiyadeppiesse7850 Right?! And what the hell happened to the harmonies?!

  • @steakraw9452
    @steakraw9452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Casey for context for the clapping...there was a cult in the town and the musical was used to recruit members(hence those people standing up wearing white,clapping) but yeah maybe aliens could've started a cult in the weirdass plot.

  • @sugar2374
    @sugar2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    LMAO the heathers are basically like the mean girls. you should watch the movie or play, they’re both really good! your reaction was a mood tho, heathers sweetie im so sorry

    • @raiden-mei
      @raiden-mei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      after the shitshow of the riverdale heathers i finally watched heathers (both awesome) they were awesome

    • @mamie-lx8pd
      @mamie-lx8pd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heathers came first 🙄
      And it’s literally not like mean girls at all

    • @sugar2374
      @sugar2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mamie Slusher KSKSK CHILL i know, she said something along the lines of “who even are the heathers“ in the video so i wanted to give her an idea of the roles of the three main characters

    • @alainaevans5269
      @alainaevans5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mean girls was inspired by heathers!

    • @benjaminacuna8013
      @benjaminacuna8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heathers was the OG it was followed my jaw breakers then mean girls

  • @libbyr2040
    @libbyr2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    This episode was so confusing, I mean I don’t watch the show but I really like Heathers the musical and the episode was strange. The person doing the sounds like the foley also has been doing WAY too much, like during candy store what was with the clapping sound, the hair swooshes, and the weird stomping things. Yeah I was just lost

    • @libbyr2040
      @libbyr2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Casey Aonso EXACTLY like who thought “yes... we need hair swooshing”

    • @rand0md00d3
      @rand0md00d3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joey Barry yup

  • @ghostsheet777
    @ghostsheet777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Sis I watch riverdale and idk wtf is happening ever

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't think even the writers know.

    • @shylahcarey
      @shylahcarey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh same 😭😭

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sanya Pevensie they just press the middle autocomplete button after typing “edgy teens*

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@richiemorgan8601 predictive text is definitely the best thing for the riverdale writers

  • @Maya-be1hl
    @Maya-be1hl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    i aM rEd.

  • @ashisreallytired9006
    @ashisreallytired9006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Who the hell is chony?" was really funny

  • @malaneewheeler8278
    @malaneewheeler8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I feel like the whole dark, cynical mood in the high school context is something that Heathers achieves so well, but that Riverdale fails completely at. Where Heathers is a comedy that can so gracefully laugh at its own absurdity, Riverdale takes itself seriously to the point of fault. That's where the magic of Heathers was lost in this episode.

  • @ryancollins5016
    @ryancollins5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    If it’s supposed to be a school musical, then why did Cheryl say “Shut up, Toni!” when it’s supposed to be “Shut up, Heather!”?

    • @illythewisp
      @illythewisp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Riverdale is trying to intertwine the songs of Heathers into the events ongoing in the series.
      The thing is, when Riverdale has a "special" musical episode, they use quotes from the musicals and force songs into scenarios so it seems like they are living in a musical. Sometimes they act like the person the cast are playing as. For example, Cheryl as Heather Chandler (hence the "Shut up, Toni" line).
      The series is kind of giving off the vibe that you're kind of watching Heathers itself, but set place in Riverdale. However, the outcome seems like a stupid parody insteax.

  • @jillgarr5258
    @jillgarr5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I honestly never thought of the idea that the actors were forced to sing like but I find the idea so funny

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    They replaced “take off our clothes and dance” with “take off our shoes and dance” but then proceeded to partially undress on stage wtf

  • @Sammyltv
    @Sammyltv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Maybe the guy that did the overly used whip effects in Johnny Test was hired on Riverdale.

  • @-rianna
    @-rianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    everybody say thank you to Casey for feeding us with quality content

    • @benlong9431
      @benlong9431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you queen Casey

  • @hr5880
    @hr5880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Casey: the entire town has been taken over by aliens
    Riverdale editors: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @kingdongho571
    @kingdongho571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    The Glee cast is literally quaking in their boots
    Rachel Berry WHO?

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg this comment reminds me of trin lovells video cometary on the riverdale heathers episode😂

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m so glad Glee ended before they decided to do anything with Heathers. I don’t want Rachel Berry or Finn Hudson anywhere NEAR my baby Heathers. It’s the Unholy Trinity as the Heathers and Marley as Veronica, JD is definitely gonna be Ryder (the reason should be obvious by now), Tina or Unique for Martha, and Jake and Sam are Kurt and Ram. The teacher/Veronica’s mom can be played by either Tina or Unique (whichever one isn’t Martha). Kitty can be in the chorus bc that’s where that little demon child belongs, as well as Sugar.
      RIP Naya, I love you so much and I miss you 🖤

  • @alinao4246
    @alinao4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    That scene where they all stand in line singing... Sounds like my last 4 brain cells trying to cooperate to help me pass my finals and failing miserably 😂

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Cole Sprouse made it through a whole Disney career without having to sing only to get trapped in a Riverdale musical episode

  • @mojo.s4669
    @mojo.s4669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The first scene was so bothering. Seems riverdale keeps forgetting these guys are 16-17.

  • @blazing_orchids
    @blazing_orchids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    As a longtime fan of Heathers and Heathers the Musical, I'm completely offended by this. I need to listen to the original cast recording to cleanse my brain now

    • @katiem5051
      @katiem5051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How about FREEZE your brain???
      I'm sorry I'll let myself out

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously. The way I got physically sick when I saw clips of the show. I didn’t even watch the whole episode bc NO.

  • @summerstargrrrl
    @summerstargrrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how the original lyrics during the end part where they take off their clothes is “take off our clothes and dance”, but they changed it to “take off our shoes and dance”

  • @katiascarlet1
    @katiascarlet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    This episode was soo disappointing. But the seventeen bughead x choni was actually good (coming from a heathers fan). Also wish the drew and Jordan sang more :/

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It has no villain song so it's automatically

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t even watch this show but like it was pretty decent. Like the actors were really trying and the camera angles were pretty good, it just worked more for me.

    • @themysteriousplutonian7955
      @themysteriousplutonian7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like Seventeen was a lot better singing-wise, but I thought the choreography and shot composition was underwhelming. The part where Jughead was just staring into the camera had me rolling.

  • @summerbreakclub9823
    @summerbreakclub9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Their rendition of Big Fun made me want to lime-and-salt myself to hell

    • @summerbreakclub9823
      @summerbreakclub9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also how tf was “dirty dancing with the football team” more pg than “tear up someone’s life”

  • @autdummy
    @autdummy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    12:58 Lol the aliens from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals has infected Riverdale. It cannon

    • @crickling
      @crickling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dont do the aliens singing ability like that

  • @reyrapids63
    @reyrapids63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how they took Heather, an actually good musical about teenage angst with actual dark themes and like, stretched it super thin over flimsy cash grab show in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

  • @theklavasiliou2624
    @theklavasiliou2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I haven't hatched Riverdale for a long time but I've seen a few compilations of this episode and I couldn't understand if the wipping sound when they flipped their hair was edited in by the person who made the video or if it was in the original episode.

  • @anyakathryn6822
    @anyakathryn6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’d rather watch a high school production of Rent where nobody is allowed to mention aids or stripping, than watch an entire episode of Riverdale.

  • @OneXaKo
    @OneXaKo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    it just came to my mind. aren't there any music classes in acting schools? pretty sure most actors that went to actual acting schools have some background in music, whether it's singing or playing instruments. it just doesn't seem that way for riverdale. but I might be wrong.

  • @karinasalazar6919
    @karinasalazar6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Lili Reinhart is actually a great singer, its just a bad script all around.

  • @kaelynevans1874
    @kaelynevans1874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first few seconds of “Candy Store” began and all I could think was “where are the harmonies?” (Heathers, both the film and the musical, is iconic in itself- it’s definitely worth a watch)

  • @worldofimaginationreality2601
    @worldofimaginationreality2601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Cheryl and the pink hair girl (Toni) are dating since season 2, they're fighting on this episode because they broke up in the previous one, but came back together on this one

  • @fiona9092
    @fiona9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i love that everyone just hates what they did to heathers

  • @peterk.9571
    @peterk.9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ok but Jughead playing JD had to be the writers being self aware there's no way that was a coincidence

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sweet Pea is playing JD. Not Jughear

  • @emtherealist8150
    @emtherealist8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Casey + Riverdale = ENDGAME

  • @PaolaMancera
    @PaolaMancera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    lmaooo those whipping sound effects were such an interesting editing choose, i just wanna know who came up with it and who approved it????

  • @catandthemouse1
    @catandthemouse1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    the fact that you have no idea what heathers is and have only seen one season of riverdale is ICONIC

  • @pagesinked
    @pagesinked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Riverdale keeps trying to evolve into Glee like some kind of Pokemon. Lmao 😂

  • @pythonissamxedits
    @pythonissamxedits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I'm so excited because I know how awful this episode is

  • @sugarf4iry
    @sugarf4iry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The actors who play Archie and Betty legitimately think the show and script is good, they went on a whole rant about ppl talking shit about riverdale on twitter and Instagram

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WAIT, WHERE CAN I SEE THIS??? I NEED A FULL IN LORE ABOUT THIS BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, MOST OF THE CAST WERE DISSATISFIED

  • @izzyw2525
    @izzyw2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The tea better be good I clicked off of glee for this

    • @aaliyahkatarina7791
      @aaliyahkatarina7791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now THAT'S dedication!

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOP- which season? If it was the first three seasons, wow that’s dedication. Anything after the middle of Season 4... I’d click off too. 💀

  • @dummybabby2438
    @dummybabby2438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Riverdale really went in the musical route huh?? bruh wot i'm livid!!

  • @mackenzie_little7386
    @mackenzie_little7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Since the actors are “supposed” to be high school students they had to use the high school lyrics for all the songs so that’s why Candy Store sounds a bit off

    • @poetrymafia27
      @poetrymafia27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao I thought it was Riverdale’s patented “quirkiness” but either way... vomit 🤒

  • @qb-h792
    @qb-h792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I wonder what type of crack head wrote our script this week?” 😂😂😂 LMFAO

  • @anyakathryn6822
    @anyakathryn6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i mean, i auditioned for a theatre school for high school, and though musical and dance experience wasn’t required, it would be pretty hard to get in without it.

  • @cindyl2444
    @cindyl2444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have never seen nor heard of Heathers - and yes feel free to call me an uncultured swine because of it - but even though I had no idea what it was, after finally getting through the entire episode I knew enough to understand that it probably wasn't accurate.

    • @cairo7478
      @cairo7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cara Wood PLEASE IF YOU DONT AT LEAST WATCH THE MOVIE (WHICH I ADORE) PRETTY PLEASE WATCH THE MUSICAL YOU CAN FIND IT HERE ON TH-cam THERES JUST SO MANY VERSIONS THO BUT UGHHHH

  • @delcenethemanlyman9028
    @delcenethemanlyman9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Riverdale: Has an entire plotline about drugs, character joins a gang, oversexualizes the shit out of all female characters
    Heathers: "if you lack the balls you can go play dolls"
    Riverdale: No that's too graphic how bout "if you lack the juice go play duck duck goose"

  • @melynnejimenez8242
    @melynnejimenez8242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nobody:
    Riverdale: *WE CAN BE SEVENTEEEEEEN*

  • @TheRave1214
    @TheRave1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When they are all clapping like that is because they are all in a cult😭

  • @s.o.2628
    @s.o.2628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Riverdale is too painful for me to watch directly. The only way I can deal with it is through your videos 😂

  • @helenev.5452
    @helenev.5452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The hairflip sounds like Indiana Jones" lmao

  • @NaNaNatalii
    @NaNaNatalii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    THaT rEAlly blOWs

  • @AT-tu4iu
    @AT-tu4iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    theres like the original cult film heathers (1988)
    its considered a very classic teen film
    people often compare it to mean girls but its very different in terms of tone and content
    they both have female mains who slowly become what they hate and complex "mean" girls
    tho heathers is more of like a dark humor thing with teen suicide and popularity mixed in with a bonnie and clyde like romance
    it kinda reminds me of scream
    i feel like you would you like it, if you like movies with teens going through surreal events

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    cole sprouts specifically said he would never do a musical episode but here we are

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    no one:
    riverdale: *swoosh*

  • @augustsbestie
    @augustsbestie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everyone in the audience watching the ending of heathers: what the hell am i watching

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Who is heather?”
    _sweetie you have so much to learn_

  • @lindsey4620
    @lindsey4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot get over how they had to transpose candy store down so Cheryl could hit the last note

  • @luna-xr7lo
    @luna-xr7lo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    riverdale is so confusing even if you're watching it i'm always so confused like wtf is this show about

  • @kaylieneal8994
    @kaylieneal8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So they can’t say “if you lack the balls you can go play dolls” but they can show Betty having a whole BDSM FANTASY???

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t with them not being able to hit any of the high notes in Candy Store 💀💀💀

  • @booktales1687
    @booktales1687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The whip sound effects has me cackling

  • @aspen8544
    @aspen8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every lyric change was a detriment to my soul. In candy store they're supposed to be talking about cocaine, in dead girl walking there is ACTUAL SEX LMAO, big fun is supposed to have them rolling a blunt. I don't know what was worse, that, the dancing, the auto tune, the random whipping sounds, or the fact that they didn't do the plot AT ALL and no one even had a fixed character!!

  • @amelia-nq3ew
    @amelia-nq3ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When Jughead sings with Betty it sounds suspiciously like Ryan McCartan in the soundtrack 🤔

    • @patricelinman7183
      @patricelinman7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I read somewhere that they looped Ryan's vocals over Cole's which is why the chorus of Seventeen suddenly sounds significantly better than the verse.

    • @charnith5017
      @charnith5017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrice Linman why is this so funny to me

  • @juzzachannel5456
    @juzzachannel5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I feel like this would´ve been a lot more interesting if you´ve watched the whole epsisode because I like the whole "no context" concept but you were so completely lost and it would´ve been cool if you were able to comment on more than just the songs, you know?
    (Before anyone comes for me: CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. It´s my opinion and just a suggestion. Not hating)

    • @tkeyahjordana5689
      @tkeyahjordana5689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I watched the episode and even I'm confused

  • @guadalupefigueroa7702
    @guadalupefigueroa7702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You insulting Toni’s outfit when I have the same shirt as her made me die laughing 😂

  • @lilip1876
    @lilip1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    jughead makes me emo

  • @janeth4319
    @janeth4319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i cant believe you didnt recognize 2000s teen legend chad michael murray

  • @daan2299
    @daan2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:53 why did i already know what you were gonna overlay on the scene😂😂 i watch too mutch memes

  • @hannahjwhitson
    @hannahjwhitson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I kinda now want a video of you listening to the Heathers soundtrack just to cleanse yourself of this injustice

  • @kaylee9045
    @kaylee9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look, I’m here to support your channel, but do you know how incredibly painful it was to watch this? As a Heathers fan, not only having to see what they did to my favorite musical, but also knowing this is really your only encounter with the music HURTS. But I don’t want you to starve, so here I am, 17 minutes and 33 seconds later

    • @kaylee9045
      @kaylee9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casey Aonso DAFSKFKGKK IM JUST DOING MY PART

  • @hope_michaela
    @hope_michaela 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:04 Can we all agree that that is NOT Cole Sprouce's voice???

    • @booktales1687
      @booktales1687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope Murray ohmygod is that the original jd?

    • @bernie_2003
      @bernie_2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It actually is

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay but why are they allowed to say "bitch and moan" which features an actual swear but they can't say "if you lack the balls" or "you could come smoke/pound some rum and coke?"
    Like you can't have your cake and autotune it too

  • @anunium
    @anunium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as soon as you mentioned overlaying different audio over the scene where they're singing in each other's faces, all I could think of was when they're screaming at each other in midsommar after that girl just found out her boyfriend was cheating on her

  • @paytonb3487
    @paytonb3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    cole seemed so uncomfortable. he definitely didn’t want to do it. but his voice is great. they shouldn’t have forced it, but i loved his voice bc it literally killed meeeeee

  • @piper8801
    @piper8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    riverdale heathers hurts my soul as a theater kid. it makes me sick

  • @ryancollins5016
    @ryancollins5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Illegal heathers who?

  • @zoeyyyrose
    @zoeyyyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as a theatre kid who loves heathers the musical, this episode made me actually want to throw up

  • @NaNaNatalii
    @NaNaNatalii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm sorry about your loss (airpod).

    • @NaNaNatalii
      @NaNaNatalii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caseyaonso4270 Such strong people as you inspire me!

  • @nadiar.4638
    @nadiar.4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Who is wearing 4 inch heels to math class?"
    Me: 😶 remembering that time when I forgot my classes were switched and my animal behaviour theory class switched with my animal behaviour practical class and I was wearing 4 inch heels when my professor expected us to run after some sheep in a field. Ended up running without shoes

  • @sweetlydreamgirl
    @sweetlydreamgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the reason why riverdale does a lot of musical episodes is because writers from riverdale were also writers of glee, so they kind of just make it “glee like” by adding musical episodes.

  • @fiona9092
    @fiona9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    why does Heather M looks so much like Cher from Clueless???

  • @AEAsher
    @AEAsher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should not exist.
    Heathers the Musical is one of the greatest modern musicals in existence and this has probably put so many people off of seeing it.

  • @ahrikim4546
    @ahrikim4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm from Spain, and in my highschool you could wear almost everything. 3 out of 5 days of the week I would wear high heels and no one would bat an eye. Like, I would literally wear a see thru shirt with my bra under and nothing would happen. My last 2 years I didn't even wear a bra. We literally can wear whatever we're comfortable or how we feel like. I knew a girl who would almost do cosplay everyday (wigs, makeup, contacts).

  • @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf
    @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The riff in Candy Store was the equivalent of demonic screeching. They BUTCHERED it SOOOOOOOO BAD! Also the original lyrics for Candy Store are, to put it lightly, not exactly clean but even then the choreography is not that sexualized. Plus no one died in Our Love is God and JD didn’t try to blow up the school so I’m very unhappy.😂

  • @lance5600
    @lance5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They👏🏼butchered👏🏼Candy👏🏼Store. BUTCH. ERED.

  • @augustsbestie
    @augustsbestie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why but i feel like they're trying to make high school musical vibe in heathers episode

    • @augustsbestie
      @augustsbestie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but we all hsm is more superior than riverdale musical