Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake

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  • Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite Video Games: Honest Game Trailers. This week it's the Final Fantasy VII Remake!
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    Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake
    Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by Max Song
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    when designers in a game trouble themselves to make Cloud adjust his sword so he can sit on a bench, well, those devs and designers got my respect.

    • @Asunaris
      @Asunaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      yeah, but sadly the whole thing is kinda ruined again when the tip of the sword just phases trough the vending machine that stands next to the bench

    • @andrzejwysocki609
      @andrzejwysocki609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that detail, but whoever was on textures was sleeping on the job, the slums are awful XD like clouds door looks like it came out of DOOM

    • @lordn3m3sis
      @lordn3m3sis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Asunaris and when he sits on that thing with aerith in the playgrounds

    • @markhenrykern
      @markhenrykern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lord Nem3sis yeah, it bugged me when he sat next to her, and I’m just like “did cloud impale this playground with his sword?”

    • @Halaster
      @Halaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At one point in the game he was literally going to fall to his death and he still refused to let go of his sword and use both hands to save himself, hahaha.

  • @flame13th19
    @flame13th19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Couldn't believe they finally make a spinoff of that Cloud character from Kingdom Hearts series.

  • @Mr_Fish10
    @Mr_Fish10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    "Oh my god that makeup, and that dress!"
    "Nailed it, I know, thank you, moving on."

    • @candicedeaton830
      @candicedeaton830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Proof that Tifa is a lesbian

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@candicedeaton830 ...No, girls compliment each other on their looks all the time, we're not insecure about that. Not only that, but women are more accepting to men cross-dressing or the transgender community. If Cloud really found himself enjoying being more feminine, she was just complimenting him on it. That shows she's an amazing friend.

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley No.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dragoneye6229 Yes! 💖

    • @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967
      @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Was that real ? Cause goddamn cloud has 100 in confidence

  • @pak009
    @pak009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Chadley: "I've come up with a new materia!"
    Ignis: "I've come up with a new recipeh."
    Donald: "tHis mIgHt bE A gOoD sPoT tO FiNd SoMe iNgReDiEnTs!"

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The trinity is complete.

    • @markmellon3727
      @markmellon3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley welcome the end of days... just as the prophecy foretold

    • @yuffiekisaragi2242
      @yuffiekisaragi2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment cracked me up xDDDDD

    • @diarykeeper
      @diarykeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is this not higher ?

    • @edmersonbelen7543
      @edmersonbelen7543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm hearing their voices, Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shangospark7517
    @shangospark7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE!! " LMAO He don't miss!! 😂😂

    • @ExasBits
      @ExasBits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RyoBliTz Entertainment the best is when they telegraph a bosses move, you dodge and they eat the hurt.

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey they just wanted to bring the FFXIV dungeon experience to single player FF games

    • @odeball22
      @odeball22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said dkp its a wow reference and he used it wrong.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know this comment is old, but I experienced this issue the most during the first Abzul fight in the sewers (I think that's the monster's name). Sludge would spew from the vents and I could see Tifa and Aerith blocking and backing away in prep for it, but they weren't moving fast enough. After they got hit by it and instantly died one too many times (especially on hard mode, where it covers even more of the field), I began manually switching to Aerith and Tifa and making them run wherever I had Cloud.
      I did appreciate that the game at least tried to protect them, though. I sometimes got mixed up in that fight and Cloud fell victim to the sludge. So, by watching Tifa and Aerith (or whomever I wasn't controlling), I could tell a little better what side to move to.

  • @duckydae
    @duckydae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    “I’ve come up with a new materia.”
    10/10

    • @PermanaJayanta
      @PermanaJayanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      for those who play ffxv: I've come up with a new recipeh

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - Ignis Scientia

    • @em9756
      @em9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God damn it.. take my like.

    • @s72-h6i
      @s72-h6i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Spoilers: Chadley is Ignis's son

    • @Vix_rhae
      @Vix_rhae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shahed72 if all of the FF universes were connected canonically then I would have no doubts about that theory. There are too many similarities between those two lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    "Black Mega Man"
    Now this is comedic brilliance.

  • @jonpaulcuzon5892
    @jonpaulcuzon5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    *In a Final Fantasy for a distinctive time and place, that also just happens to be a pretty damn good video game in its own right as long as you can get over what it once was, and look at what it could be.*
    This is probably the best description for the 7 Remake. I love this line.

    • @Hexalys13
      @Hexalys13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed! I’ve been seeing a lot of hate and not enough love. I’m hyped to see where Papa Nomura is going to take this!

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hexalys Walker That’s one good thing about never playing the original, I can go into it with an open mind.

    • @lovesgibson
      @lovesgibson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big McDick ehh, the game storyline is kind of set up with the intention that people have played the original actually.

    • @andrew_oid
      @andrew_oid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s a celebration of what RPGs were, are, and can be.

    • @donaldcurry1020
      @donaldcurry1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      played the OG, anyone that looked into the lore of ff7 knows everything in this game was the devs original ideas for ff7 but tech was not good enough to do it. no timeline bs in it.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "Summons that are commandable buddies instead of six minute cut scenes"
    Im deceased lmao

    • @coldchillin8382
      @coldchillin8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Anthony Brown knights of the round has entered the chat

    • @ShadowAraun
      @ShadowAraun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lowkey watching this video while a KoTR loop runs in the backround killing Emerald Weapon.

    • @meghanhause9435
      @meghanhause9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, did this guy know that back in FF10 that were commendable as well.

    • @TheAnarchronia
      @TheAnarchronia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but in 10 the Summon took over as your party in this one it fights along side your party and you can command it

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coldchillin8382 FGO?!

  • @grahamstitt6297
    @grahamstitt6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    But the real question is, Will Tifa ever get that shower?

    • @MarionRelics
      @MarionRelics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I always laughed when she says that after a fight that lasts 3 seconds. Like damn girl, you've got some gland problems...

    • @glun-murong1112
      @glun-murong1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Would kill for a shower!" XD

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes she does. Starshower ;)

    • @luisitoviii1090
      @luisitoviii1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm, sounds like Sharla

    • @martinde-serres8724
      @martinde-serres8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the real question would be 'will Nomura put a shower scene again in a video game?' lol

  • @horaciohernandez2850
    @horaciohernandez2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Changing the world takes heart"
    And sponsoring a competitor's RPG's video takes BALLS.

    • @invaderzam
      @invaderzam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      More of a calculated risk really. People who play FF7 remake will eventually play Persona 5.

    • @firalia
      @firalia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@invaderzam Can confirm. Played FFVIIR last week, started P5 this week. 😂

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a better game too.

    • @omargh18
      @omargh18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They ain't competitors. RPG fans aren't like FPS fans; this isn't Halo vs CoD vs BF. RPG fans who play one will very likely play the other

    • @angquangnguyenthac2833
      @angquangnguyenthac2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it's just gonna be on honest trailer next so.....

  • @Goku-iw5lr
    @Goku-iw5lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I'm NOT A TSUNDERE!
    And about my hair :
    *NAILED IT, I KNOW.THANK YOU, MOVING ON.*

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      of course you are, you have strife in your name

    • @EnzeruAnimeFan
      @EnzeruAnimeFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Random, but I hope someone gets him to say "manila is my favorite flavor of clam."

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You make an adorable pack chocobo.

    • @masteraqua2408
      @masteraqua2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up ssj trunks

    • @Goku-iw5lr
      @Goku-iw5lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masteraqua2408 why'd you have to say that, childe?

  • @TheSwordofDoubt
    @TheSwordofDoubt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "The Handmaiden"
    Ah, nice to see someone here actually knows true art.

    • @silentkiller64
      @silentkiller64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sure is a man of culture. Or at least whoever wrote the script.

    • @dezfernandez
      @dezfernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Must be Spencer Gilbert, man of culture

    • @joehanz9217
      @joehanz9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Celine Dion= Sephiroth

  • @obibz88
    @obibz88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    "clearly designed to make everyone who gave this thing 10 out of 10 to admit Kingdom Hearts is actually good" ahahaha nailed it

    • @firefliesowlcity12
      @firefliesowlcity12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Let me tell you FFVII Remake fans if you want a series with convoluted time travel, villains in black, and a guy named Sephiroth showing up to kick the main character to the curb out of nowhere, do I have a Tetsuya Nomura series for you!

    • @tommyvercetti4687
      @tommyvercetti4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well i like FF7R, but KH is SUCK monkey balls

    • @demented6996
      @demented6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm a fan to the original ff7 n this remake, but I still cant stand kingdom heart for only one factor! I cant stand Disney characters except Peter pan, lol

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@demented6996 How dare you can't stand Ariel!

    • @ZettaComposer
      @ZettaComposer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jason Hubsch At the end of both games the main character uses time travel powers to prevent someone’s death and creates a time paradox.

  • @dmcrulezall
    @dmcrulezall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Nailed It! I know! Thank you! Moving on!" 10/10 quote from Cloud

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is why he's my all time favorite FF character.
      He knows how to be charming,sassy,funny,serious,cool,badass and relatable.

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “Mike Tyson trying time say Aeris”
    Why would you say something so controversial... yet so brave?

    • @melvinhernando45
      @melvinhernando45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DO Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it.

    • @TehParismio
      @TehParismio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *so brave

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@michaelsong5555 MT has a short tongue. his words with end with "TH".

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Parismio
      I know that’s what the meme is but I didn’t want to say brave because it’s honestly not. Mike Tyson jokes, while in bad taste most of the time, are very frequent so it’s not exactly “brave” to make fun of his lisp

  • @falsusrex
    @falsusrex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "You just got Nomura'd!!!"
    Me: First time?

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA IKR LOL

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny thing is he didn't even write for this game so it's not even accurate. The original guy that wrote the original game was the one that put the time mechanics in. Blaming namura has become a meme at this point.

    • @megaman9393
      @megaman9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nawab256 I mean, Nomura had to have okayed it, being the director and all. Right?

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megaman9393 Nomura is younger then the writer and looks up to him. Of course he said OK lol

  • @animania1994
    @animania1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I almost spat out my food when they showed Hojo as Shou Tucker

    • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
      @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I watched a stream where the streamer is new to the game, the first thing she said when she saw Red XIII was "Is this a chimera? Ed... Ward...?"

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chiibiisuke I yelped. Out of a mixture of terror and disgust. And I haven’t even SEEN FMA, though I’ve been planning to. Just that one scene. And that’s enough. Similarly, I’ve never played any final fantasy games, I just know 7 via Team 4Star’s machinabridged series. But now that its been pointed out, i can’t unsee it: Hojo and Shou really ARE two black, oozing, disgusting peas in a pod.

  • @RareHarmony
    @RareHarmony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I already knew Cloud was "Faaaabulooooouss!" This just confirms it.

  • @vutava8292
    @vutava8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Shou Tucker"
    Still too soon, man.

    • @TheDark1903
      @TheDark1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It will always be too soon...

    • @tinothee8650
      @tinothee8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robert Knight always...

    • @jeremycollins7442
      @jeremycollins7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yet it is accurate. Extremely accurate. Sephiroth even has low-key Nina vibes

  • @Zeargi
    @Zeargi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Nailed it, I know! Thank you... Moving on!" XD gets me so hard every time

    • @henrywebb3009
      @henrywebb3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Single best line in the game.

    • @thelubbe24
      @thelubbe24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call your Doctor if it lasts longer than four hours.

  • @chewface
    @chewface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." I never expected Cloud to make me laugh so unexpectedly.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is just so thoroughly *done* throughout the entire crossdressing bit. lol He looks ready to kill someone during the dance number.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that he added the "thank you", thus accepting the compliments, is what did me in!

  • @DarcMagus
    @DarcMagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "One Winged Makosexual" LMAO!!!

  • @Caiocsilveira
    @Caiocsilveira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "1% Seifer"
    Wait, now that you mention it...

    • @MichaelMarques
      @MichaelMarques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, didn't see it until he mentioned it.

  • @shindinder
    @shindinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "as you combat roll out of boss attacks like your in a dark souls game"
    ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I am once again asking for your Conker's Bad Fur Day Honest Trailer.

    • @forcelightningcable9639
      @forcelightningcable9639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MikDan 88 pretty sure they did that one

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@forcelightningcable9639 pretty sure they didn't

    • @xAKALISx
      @xAKALISx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      N64 original or remake?

    • @melvinhernando45
      @melvinhernando45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DO Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

    • @TonyDeanEmbley
      @TonyDeanEmbley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg yes. It'd be amazing.

  • @Deimos0VI
    @Deimos0VI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Easy mode is too easy"
    Isn't that the point?

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this is very common amongst journalists mostly, what they are actually trying to say is "Normal mode is to hard"

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think specifically for ff7r the issue is that if you want to play it in classic mode. So just selecting spells/ special attacks or items. The game auto defaults to easy mode. Probably because in those cases you let the AI do the in between fighting and it is not good enough to do harder modes.

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right it’s gotta be one of the stupidest complaints for a game I ever heard

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. It is a problem if a hard mode is too easy. Or easy mode is too hard. Like what the hell game journalists?

    • @bowserdragon777
      @bowserdragon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if "easy" wasn't easy. then it wouldn't be "easy" lol

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “rated s”
    *ah yes, it’s all coming together*

    • @fumeister0992
      @fumeister0992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@USSAnimeNCC- no for sephiroth

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instantly decides to leave, because I haven't played this game nor the original.
      *returns back to the video*
      Me: "I forgot something!"
      *clicks "Like-Button*
      Me: "All better now. See you guys when I played that game!"

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Look, not gonna lie, the hard fanservice with Cloud and nearly every guy he came across just made my fangirl heart soar.

    • @leviandhisbae7375
      @leviandhisbae7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My sister and I cannot stop talking about how much... subtle and NOT so subtle flirts were going on what with EVERY guy seemingly being into Cloud, we are still going crazy over all this actually happening and us NOT imagining it XD

    • @DanTheManGruen
      @DanTheManGruen ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m just glad there are actually girls who like this game now, even if it’s only because of subtle homosexuality.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DanTheManGruen Plenty of girls have always liked FF7 long before that, lol. And even with the "subtle homosexuality" in Advent Children, for example, it was still considered a flop for Square Enix (which shocked me. I can understand the original, rushed version, but the Complete version was much better), so even that isn't all that's cared about. I won't lie and say the attractiveness of a bunch of guys isn't a selling point of the franchise now and SE has to know that. But the story and gameplay is also GOOD, especially with Remake. It's nice to have a good, story-driven game that isn't over the top difficult like the Souls series everyone raves about and doesn't require precision aiming with guns (a weapon choice I feel already alienates a lot of girls, especially as it's coupled with the image of toxic "gamer bros").
      In short, a lot of games have always been heavily targeted to guys, so I think this is why FF7's franchise has such a high female player base. It feels a little like something finally made with us in mind, without it being some condescending "girl game", like with Barbie or something 😅. Those are just my takes, though. Any ladies reading this, please feel free to chime in with your reasons on why FF7 pulled you in.

  • @expomike
    @expomike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the fact that you guys actually finished the game before putting this out, and somehow managed to not spoil the plot.
    Also the Mike Tyson part killed me lol.

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    "as Squre tries to extend what is realistically a 5 hour portion of the original game into a whole ass RPG" 😂😂 I felt that

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which is what scares me..

    • @PedroOliveira-sl6nw
      @PedroOliveira-sl6nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Look at the bright side: if Midgar (5 hours) were [admissible] padded into 35. How long will the rest be? The original is 80 hours? 80 -5 = 75 75 * 7 = 525 hours for the remaining parts :D

    • @purpledawn2727
      @purpledawn2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Which is what makes this game boring. Cramming a full game into 5 hours of story was a bad call. I wish they would've just added more of the story instead.

    • @ravador
      @ravador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Ehm... it won't be that long. Nomura is going to change everything anyways.

    • @thomasknapp6434
      @thomasknapp6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Eh, I think one thing that gets lost in the whole bit of nostalgia is that the original FF7 really wasn't a three-disc game other than technically. It terms of actual narrative advancement, Midgar alone took up a very large chunk of it. This remake could very easily be done in four games if they wanted to and not really have to cut anything other than the massive amounts of fluff that ironically padded out the original.
      That said, it's a Nomura-led project, so expect it to take ten games over the next fifteen years, six of them regarding unnecessary side stories and alternate timelines that don't really do anything but waste time.

  • @misused4242
    @misused4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "As Nomura shows his hand by adding the heartless onto ffvii and turning sephiroth into xehanort." Straight facts, still like the game though.

    • @timschommer8548
      @timschommer8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What are you talking about? They are CLEARLY dementors.

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sub.sa.3058 I'm a KH fan but when I saw that boss I was like, that's not a FF type of boss. What's worse is that it just sits in the background taunting you. Theres definitely people overreacting about it though, I'm not gonna hate a whole game because of like 5-10% of it is nonsense.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let’s be honest the PS1 era villians of Final Fantasy are all rather nonsensical in terms of motivating. Nomura didn’t really have to do anything to make him as such.

    • @GilgameshofBabylon
      @GilgameshofBabylon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like to think it's a Legacy of Kain situation. They did time-travel really well in those games despite a few oddities. (Looking at you Blood Omen 2).

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thelinedrive for me it's like when I think of the world of ff7, I dont think these people can just travel into a different dimension and fight fate. I didnt mind the whispers at first cause I thought they were just there to represent the lifestream of the planet trying to maintain the timeline to protect itself maybe, but the arbiter of fate is so random for this world.

  • @rossbrown6136
    @rossbrown6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    When Cloud was in the dress talking to Tifa and said “Nailed it! I know. Thank you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These characters have way more personality with this remake 👍

    • @pookiebear4444
      @pookiebear4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember when women were the ones interested in dresses.
      Pepperidge farms remembers.

    • @davidcuadrado5690
      @davidcuadrado5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pookiebear4444 Until ffxv where main characters were discussing bout... a dress

    • @kyohel3
      @kyohel3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I love this remake. And this game got my husband into the final fantasy series. After he beat the game. He's playing ff7 cc on psp right now. He's wondering when part 2 will come out. Haha my husband only complain about too many cut scenes but when the cut scenes come on. He tells me to shut up. Haha

    • @riggitystorm7331
      @riggitystorm7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably one of my top favorite lines in this game

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kyohel3 your husband must be hate Metal Gear Solid and Hideo Kojima

  • @DvlAssassin42
    @DvlAssassin42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Joe Dirt, 3rd Class”
    Totally got me on that one, haha

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That materia kid is basically FFXIII's Hope Estheim inserted into FVII.

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly what I'm thinking
      And he's so cute I love him

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dafaqu694 I liked your comment before I read that second line. Chadley creeps me the hell out and I don't think he's human, lol.

    • @macrobethgaming973
      @macrobethgaming973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley If you clear all battle simulator missions (including the ones on hard mode), there will be an extra piece of plot explaining what Chadley is.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@macrobethgaming973 Oh wow, you said "what", not "who", lol! This ought to be interesting and thank you for not spoiling it for me.

    • @creamncheese7761
      @creamncheese7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chadly is most likely a mix between Hope, Ignis, and I think they are reusing his model for that one character in FFXVI

  • @AlboGangsta7
    @AlboGangsta7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "I've come up with a new materia!" not gonna lie that made me laugh really hard

    • @jinserwham9973
      @jinserwham9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its great, its a reference to FFXV

    • @terminalarch6767
      @terminalarch6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here, lol

    • @linkemoon
      @linkemoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was my favourite 😂

    • @babyws18
      @babyws18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! Nice reference there!

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, I love FFXV so much and Iggy is literally the best character in that game.

  • @sora123aqua3
    @sora123aqua3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *7 minute trailer for Final fantasy 7*
    I see what you did there.

    • @JehuisRad
      @JehuisRad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sora123 Aqua 7 minutes til the end

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      keikaiku intensifies

    • @BananaWhiplash
      @BananaWhiplash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As of this comment, 77 likes

  • @avikmahfuz2894
    @avikmahfuz2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    a common misconception is that cloud is a tsundere but he, in reality, is a kuudere(cold on the outside but secretly caring), a true tsundere would be squall from ff8

    • @saynotop2w
      @saynotop2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The more you know!

    • @_jumbo9961
      @_jumbo9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's a tsundere

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_jumbo9961 It's weeb speek

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_jumbo9961 someone who's aggressive and mean on the outside and caring on the inside.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Venraef as the original comment mentioned, kuudere is cold and avoidant on the outside and caring on the inside. Tsundere will call you a moron and loudly deny that they care, kuudere will just seem indifferent.

  • @uchihanomura693
    @uchihanomura693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Bottom Bottom" ... pfft😂😂

    • @jason86768
      @jason86768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can someone explain that joke/reference?

    • @MichaelMarques
      @MichaelMarques 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anybody?

  • @andresgonzalez887
    @andresgonzalez887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    DAMMM!! "Jhonny Bravo" was freaking accurate LOL!

  • @Madchimpz
    @Madchimpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm glad everyone is acknowledging Biggs looks like Charlie Sheen, specifically in that Hot Shots movie.

    • @ClulssCrs3310
      @ClulssCrs3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that they even sound the same

    • @gambitbullet
      @gambitbullet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been acknowledged that it's Platoon iirc

    • @phasevariance9003
      @phasevariance9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was done on purpose

    • @Grimm-Gaming
      @Grimm-Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gambitbullet Yeah i immeditedly thought of platoon sheen. also Chocobo sam is Sam Elliot

    • @deepseavalkyrie559
      @deepseavalkyrie559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @averageman579
    @averageman579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The 'Power Thirst', 'Johnny Bravo', and 'post-puberty Yozora' got me lol

    • @ggg21201
      @ggg21201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was the "I owe you a pizza" and "One winged Mako-Sexual" that got me lol

    • @charlesgoldt7943
      @charlesgoldt7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1-percent Seifer did it for me ^^

    • @thehandsomedevil6399
      @thehandsomedevil6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Power Thirst' got me as well. Seriously, Jessie makes it painfully obvious that she wants to be on "cloud' 9 in more ways than one.

    • @vigo2669
      @vigo2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me it was "Joe Dirt 3rd Class".

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The Bouncer was legit though, totally would play a remake.

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It should have been multiplayer. Içd love for a remake to somehow rectify that!

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure the only reason people want it this way is to see Dominique in spread eagle again. XD

    • @binglee8000
      @binglee8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randy Longstreet indeed

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mesousagaby740 ..., you're not wrong.

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelaughingrouge Yeah, that game was secretly fap material.

  • @muhammadafif2140
    @muhammadafif2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm had terrible stomach ache after they named jessie as 'power thirst' 😂😂😂

  • @katyhenderson5210
    @katyhenderson5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can’t with the “Nailed it...” line from cloud 😂

  • @97dusk
    @97dusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    “You owe me a pizza!”
    That line almost ruined the entire moment. Jessie’s death had me crying, but Cloud randomly turning into Roxas (“Who else will I have ice cream with?”) almost caused me to burst out laughing! lmao

    • @genesisrhapsodos284
      @genesisrhapsodos284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It actually made me feel better. But tbh I was only crying because Tifa did

    • @noobstoise1024
      @noobstoise1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking thia.

    • @Archelaus_v
      @Archelaus_v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hated that whole sequence - it was annoying walking around with cats

    • @simonr344
      @simonr344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It was intentional I think. Cloud spends a lot of the game trying to act cool like a SOLDIER would but failing. This was him trying to comfort Jessie and just coming across like a dork.

    • @jordansloan417
      @jordansloan417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey now, both scenes were great!

  • @a.trance6997
    @a.trance6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Okay the Mike Tyson part is funny af.

    • @__quincyy__3887
      @__quincyy__3887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm wheezing

    • @salabonnehorn7038
      @salabonnehorn7038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Thython... oh wait, wrong universe

    • @timurkral3781
      @timurkral3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt get that Aeris Mike Tyson stuff ☹️

    • @__quincyy__3887
      @__quincyy__3887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone tell him

    • @raniergamazan4941
      @raniergamazan4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timurkral3781 Mike Tyson has a lisp which makes him pronounce "s" as to something like a "th"

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:07
    "Nailed it. I know."
    10/10 game of the year.

  • @xemnasxiii3992
    @xemnasxiii3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Recycled Shiki"
    I like what you did there

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From The World Ends With You?

    • @kitewashere
      @kitewashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ you got it

  • @zachjennings5320
    @zachjennings5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You just got Nomura'd" Ahahaha I'm both laughing and crying

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Shou Tucker"
    My PTSD: ***TRIGGERED***

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nina and Alexander will not be happy 😢

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I almost never say/type something like this, but, F that guy 😡

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "The Original Tsundere"
    Im dying😂😂😂

    • @TaigaXsenpai
      @TaigaXsenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cloud is kuudere though..

  • @vaneck619
    @vaneck619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    LMFAO at "Mr. Worldwide"... I'm surprised that i didn't see the similarity myself.

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I almost spit out my water when I heard it.

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I saw Rude's design before release, I already thought he's Pitbull lol.

  • @LilDemona
    @LilDemona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on"
    Best line in the trailer XD

  • @newman12340
    @newman12340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The deepest V "
    I lost it

    • @L4zyC4t
      @L4zyC4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same, it's the only nickname that made me laugh

  • @jaredwalley5692
    @jaredwalley5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Shou Tucker"
    Oof... felt that one.

  • @thelengedaryhero6900
    @thelengedaryhero6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Say, "Gun skills are effective against those that are weak to guns."

    • @britta-alrikobrien-nikkola9818
      @britta-alrikobrien-nikkola9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why am I getting Vincent Valentine vibes from those saying? 😅🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This sounds like something John Madden would say.

  • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
    @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Please say "I'm not a weeb, I'm the whole otaku convention"

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Relatable

    • @danveitch4258
      @danveitch4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is Tifa standing in the aoe?.. you're supposed to be the one playing Tifa.

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's an aoe? I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikhailvarkovsky4150 It's okay! aoe = area of effect. It basically means an area that has an effect going on in it. If it is an aoe that damages you, it's one you should probably generally get out of unless you wanna take damage for some reason(s).

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh nice. Now I get it, thanks

  • @FEARitself100
    @FEARitself100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact you acknowledged wedge's VA in his joke title was amazing

  • @handoyobrewster1073
    @handoyobrewster1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still remember when i had that particular fight, my friend asked me what the hell is Mr. Worldwide doing

  • @DarkLordofTheRizz
    @DarkLordofTheRizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I feel "One-Winged Makosexual" on a spiritual level, lmao

  • @redacted8846
    @redacted8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Glad this came out so fast. Now time for a xenogears honest game trailer.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I..i.. cannot believe it happened. I totally support your idea. Anything could happen

    • @Crimsongambit
      @Crimsongambit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!! Xenogears, pls!!!!

    • @chomama1012
      @chomama1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't mind them finally doing doom eternal

    • @waylontfd3076
      @waylontfd3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only Bandai Namco wasn’t such a hoarder- Time to settle for Xenoblade Definitive Edition-

    • @demonlordomegaacepilot7090
      @demonlordomegaacepilot7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They still need to make part 2 and 3 its not ove ryet save ur money

  • @ninotimarac1701
    @ninotimarac1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Black Mega Man"
    Ok you got me. Have my like

  • @lilrockstar8170
    @lilrockstar8170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As someone who had never played the original, I really enjoyed the remake. I'm currently playing the original, and though I do love it I think the way the remake was done is a better fit for a modern RPG considering that most RPGs nowadays have lots of dialogue and exploring between plot points, whereas the original FFVII, though it does have some parts like that also tends to jump from one plot point to another quite abruptly (I say this as someone who grew up on modern RPGs, so I'm more used to the way modern games are formatted)

  • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
    @user-fq1ig3uy3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" one must've went waaaay over some heads, because that one was HILARIOUS to me. 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't catch it but now that I'm reading your comment, that is GOLD! I think it was the honest trailer for the original FF7 that they did a hilarious bit with calling her "Aeristhsthsth", lol!

  • @roastedninga7900
    @roastedninga7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Please say: Feel the wrath of my snuggle puppies.

  • @markhenrykern
    @markhenrykern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Uh... I feel like I’m the only one when he said “the bouncer remake” was like “I’d totally play that!”

    • @Memnoch_the_Devil
      @Memnoch_the_Devil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Azure Knight you're definitely not. Depending on the play style I would too

    • @bulbafett5001
      @bulbafett5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember renting it and a PS2 from Blockbuster for a weekend, only to find out they didn't include a memory card. And having to keep it on and or paused the entire time till victory. Was amazing.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, I'd play that.

    • @thomasheasman9981
      @thomasheasman9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a great game! I rented it from blockbuster too 😂

    • @lupussolitarus536
      @lupussolitarus536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sure as hell would!!

  • @alexielknight
    @alexielknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You owe me a pizza" omg I never laughed so hard at a scene that nearly made me cry just a few days before XD.

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Context is everything....

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only thing I could think was:
      "Who else will I have ice cream with?"
      (In a good way)

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniellins4114 That's actually in line, since in both cases the lines being referenced draw attention to the bittersweet realization the best moments between these groups of people who only had a short time to bond involved sharing food.

    • @lootcat1230
      @lootcat1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im actually surprised Jessie wasn't trying to get cloud to bone her right there too. She tried every other second she got, she was thirsty.

  • @JT-ll9sg
    @JT-ll9sg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Instead of looking at what it once was, start looking at it for what it could be” Imma start using that, best quote ever

  • @netimarneto6473
    @netimarneto6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on."
    I died👏😂

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. We are never moving on. This is the thing forever and you have to live with that.

  • @PhoenixburningHere
    @PhoenixburningHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Imagine your friend
    You: "Help... I'm dying"
    Friend: "You owe me a PIZZA!!"
    You: "... dafuq dude?"

    • @Zinervawyrm
      @Zinervawyrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's right up there with: Who will I have ice cream with?

    • @Kumiko026
      @Kumiko026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s the Roxas thing all over again! XD

    • @suadela87
      @suadela87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how bad Cloud is with people. He’s just a really sweet guy who is really bad at showing it.

    • @phamthienphuc3951
      @phamthienphuc3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      friend or not, REAL man gotta keep his priority straight, especially when it's a extra cheese pepperoni pizza with flat lay.

    • @CaliburXL99
      @CaliburXL99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pham Thien Phuc But what about the stuff crust🤔

  • @DPCP-h9u
    @DPCP-h9u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Bottom Bottom"
    Weird, I remember playing this with a super saiyan.

  • @senpaitxng
    @senpaitxng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:02 I'm still waiting for that pizza

  • @MiyreaZED
    @MiyreaZED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Recycled Shiki Design" I choked omg I love it and I can unsee it
    God plz do Honest TWEWY

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's where I've heard that name before! I only played TWEWY once so I'd forgotten that was the girl's name (and she appears in KH3D).

  • @AnimalDelos
    @AnimalDelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I LOVED The Bouncer, was an amazing game, and would love a remake.

  • @shawnshuman9460
    @shawnshuman9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Finally delivers the game people have been screeching about on forums for over a decade" weeeell until the last few hours.

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shawn Shuman But if you don’t like it, you’re just a hater. This game is a MASTERPIECE!!! Jokes aside, I feel that FF7R fans are being kinda hypocrites. I bet they made fun KH fans for liking the story of the game, now they are getting the same in their game and is suddenly great storytelling.

    • @GuitarJester89
      @GuitarJester89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, Its more like the last 30 minutes. That's really the only major difference. As for their comment about Sephiroth being like Xehanort. That's how it always was. Everytime you saw him in the first game, It wasnt his body. He would use Jenova to take form. And we knew their were remnants with Jenova cells as well. But they never went much into them in the original. The first time you actually see Sephiroths real body in the original game is when Cloud hands over the black materia at the promised land. Even when Aerith gets killed. Sephiroths mind, Jenovas body.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ssantos88 I basically agree, I actually took time to read some of the reviews people were leaving and they were literally giving 0's because they didn't like the very last part of the game, not that all of em are like that but, is it really a 0 if you enjoyed the hell out of 99% of the game?

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      KeeperOfDGroove Those people are clearly over exaggerating. Regardless of the ending, a lot of people still enjoy the game overall. Giving it a zero is just petty.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ssantos88 And I agree, it is petty, you enjoy the rest of the game and just that one part is enough to make it a 0? Totally petty, i'm just happy I finally get myself some more Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to enjoy, oh and I suppose Barret as well :-p

  • @jonathanhatty
    @jonathanhatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought Kyrie looks like shiki from TWEWY

  • @LithFox
    @LithFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know everyone keeps saying Nomura turned him into xehanort, but... The reunion WAS The original norting. >~> like... FF7 was ALWAYS that convoluted.
    ....just with less time travel.

    • @elevenjordan4042
      @elevenjordan4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn'tnear THIS bad tho 🤦🏽‍ it actually COULD make sense

  • @dessfred
    @dessfred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Finished the storyline last night. Yeah, its practically Kingdom Heart now. How they gonna explain the reset of all these godlike powers in part 2 now?

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "In a move clearly designed to make those who gave this game 10/10 admit that Kingdom Hearts is actually good."
    Me: NEVER!

    • @PrinceVinc
      @PrinceVinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Easter Fools to late and KH3 had at least better Gameplay xD

  • @actualmadscientist
    @actualmadscientist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "My A.I. companions keep standing in the fire"
    Me: * Laughs in Xenoblade*

  • @HeresWhyItsCool
    @HeresWhyItsCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Black Mega Man!" Yeah, now that you mention it....

  • @RaymondTywaif
    @RaymondTywaif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    omg real tea, some of the honest descriptions are so true! The tea about Nomura making the story more convoluted with time-travelling(confirmed? idk) plot, heartless-esque watchers and Xehanort Sephiroth lmao, I really thought of that ngl and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. The references used for the characters are so on point too, my favs are - Megaman ref "Black Megaman", FF15 ref "I've come up with a new Materia", TWEWY ref "Recycled Shiki design", RPDR ref? "Andrea you staya", freaking "Mr Worldwide" Pitbull ref too real I can't, FMA ref "Shou Tucker".

  • @ZairotOne
    @ZairotOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you said The Bouncer remake, I felt that, cuz I wanted that too. :D

  • @Justin-ou5yo
    @Justin-ou5yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE" bro I felt that

  • @KevinPaul06
    @KevinPaul06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Final Fantasy VII Remake: Ultimate Re:Mix 7/7.7 HD Nomura Edition

    • @davidmunroe-glada2098
      @davidmunroe-glada2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I just though of what order & what the other Titles might be call later down the road? You dig? 😁
      FFVII-2 ReMake: Days Of Future & Past
      FFVII-0 ReMake: Birth By Sleep The Origins
      FFVII-3 ReMake: Dream Drop Remake 356/2 Days HD Final Remix Of Memories 2.9

  • @MistaCasslaVideoGames
    @MistaCasslaVideoGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Haha the Bouncer Remake dude that’s a throw back holy moly 😂

    • @jamo06
      @jamo06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mista Cassla I would purchase

    • @marcusmcmillon9305
      @marcusmcmillon9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First game I had on ps2....

    • @LinyLavi
      @LinyLavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Struggler saaaame

  • @xDigitalMonster
    @xDigitalMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’ve come up with a new Materia” I WHEEZED

  • @davindamico1759
    @davindamico1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Internet needs "I nailed it, I know, moving on" quote from you!

  • @johnnyfroggo7361
    @johnnyfroggo7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please say: "This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."

  • @lh2589
    @lh2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol, every scene with Biggs I thought to myself " that's Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots Part Deux", I'm glad someone else picked up on it

  • @Aries1990
    @Aries1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Do an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age: Origins next.

    • @timurkral3781
      @timurkral3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, go to bed!!!

    • @Kahrdis
      @Kahrdis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jesus, that's like ps3 dark ages.

    • @Aries1990
      @Aries1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kahrdis Yeah but we are still getting Honest Trailers for games much older than that.

    • @Aries1990
      @Aries1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timurkral3781 Nope. I'm staying up all night eating sardines while watching Encino Man on repeat.

  • @fireflyer97
    @fireflyer97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The ending may have been polarizing but the game was so good and I'm genuinely excited about what the next chapter will have in store. Not dwelling about what it was and looking forward to what it could sums up the game pretty well.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sora's design was heavily influenced by the the main character from The Bouncer

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heavily influenced? Theyre pretty much identical 😂😂😂

  • @MarcelloGarini
    @MarcelloGarini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    * snaps finger * "I've come up with a new materiah!"
    I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE. AND I LOVE IT

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Spoilers: Cloud is blond

  • @kristinamorris1373
    @kristinamorris1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this might be my favorite one ever. I just finished this game last night, I feel this take on it is pretty spot on. Bottom Bottom is my new name for him now.

  • @trevorbilliot2625
    @trevorbilliot2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Shou Tucker” you really did that? Accurate but still sad

  • @chemagarza3408
    @chemagarza3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:38 A the world ends with you reference?!!! This joke jas layers

  • @lawrencefitzgerald4744
    @lawrencefitzgerald4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this whole video _just_ to see the names at the end! Wasn't disappointed!
    "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" had me in tears!
    "Black MegaMan"
    Thanks. I needed that!