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I'm glad Tim is still such a real and supportive enough guy to give a relative newcomer like John I mean Joe, (is it Joe or John...Rongan?..John Rongan?) or whatever his name is, a little bit of spotlight.I see big things in his future if he keeps at it.
"The president of The United States has covid, the doomsday planes are in the air, maybe I was wrong: maybe Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets are the way to go." -Tim Dillon.
Melania was asked “Would you have married him if he weren’t wealthy?” during a TV interview. She smiled and replied, “Would he have married me if I were not beautiful?”
Pleeeeease, for the love of everything sacred, tell me you are joking....I can not take one more syllable from a f-ing millionaire on unity. (lie if you have too)
We'll have holographic ai reanimations of the 9/11 victims standing in line with us at the airport as we wait to go through security to shame us into complying without complaining.
Me too but I was looking over the edge of a building. Ironically I almost died of laughter listening to the first ten minutes of this episode. Maybe we will make it another week.
I have a hard time of thinking of someone more necessary in comedy right now than Tim. In my opinion he’s on the short list for Comic of the Year. Not to mention one the most fun regulars Rogan has on.
Ouija boards used to be like ISPs for enterprising fake psychics, helping those left behind keep in touch with their rabid, ghoulish dead ones. Quality messaging service at an unbelievably low subscription fee.
Who is to say he isn't? That's a hell of a plot twist, the parents didn't sell their soul for a political ad because their son didn't actually die at Parkland! Who knows, all kinds of shenanigans happen in Broward County….
Using your dead child's reanimated body to make a point is one of the most disrespectful and nauseating things I ever saw. 2020 just keeps getting worse, I don't see how 2021 will be any better.
@Ryan Murphy So because they were his parents, he and his voice/image are their property to do with as they please? Way to totally miss the point. That video is an abomination and the parents have to be very mentally disturbed to consent to this: putting words in their dead son's mouth he did not say, creating this goulish dead-eyed cgi reanimation. This is one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I have ever seen, yet someone like you probably thinks it's "brave."
"We're thinking about maybe moving out of LA...part of it is: the economic collapse, the fires, the homelessness, the civil unrest, the racial tension, the policing, the lack of freedom, the dirt, the diseases that are coming back, the high cost of living, the high property tax burden, the high income tax burden, the mismanagement of the state, the political issues, the earthquakes - the tectonic issues - that's just to name a few negatives.'
Does the nick nack patty whack set up stores selling sweaters and other whatever they sell that kinda bothers me and I'm on the other side of it two hours away from atlanta nobodys rode through there but I'm sure it's kinda the same way so says lin wood
I did fake business for the first time yesterday, I was sitting at home when a Reality Agent called me, out of the no where! They asked me if I was still interested in the Property down the road. They were asking 470.000.00 dollars for a duplex. My first thought was is this Tim Dillion calling me to bust my balls, but no it was legitimate on the caller's part. So I went to the Tim Dillion mode! Tim is right it's fun! By the end of the conversation I made a counter offer of 290.000.00 dollars and I really pissed the Reality guy off, which he told me his name was Mr. T! Can't make this stuff up my friend's! I might be on lock down, but it's cool that I can do fake business without calling anyone! Thank you Tim Dillion, yesterday was awesome and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! Thank you for fake business tip!
@Troy Vick They only screw people out of thier money and land and are almost worst then a Car salesman. Plus I didn't call them, they called me! And I differently have better things to do with my time, then call people on the phone.
Love that Tim is starting to get the respect and exposure he deserves. Dude‘s a FORCE, better/as good as anyone in the game. Saw he blessed that ‘Jim Rosen Exclusive’ show with a cameo, great per usual. He should toughen that dude up though , bless him with some free game. Dude seems like a stiff, could use some of that Tim Dillon Alpha swag in his life.
They deep faked their dead kid. They deep faked their dead kid on a badly acted monologue. Wow! 2020! People told me as a teen to not kill myself, they were wrong. Edit: I'm not going to delete it but now that I am sober; I'm actually very glad I didn't kill myself as a teen. This was a joke but if anyone is out their dealing with suicidal thoughts it isn't that funny, I remember. The worst part about being suicidal is actually the being suicidal. I grew up, got a job, fell in love, got married, and had kids. I take the odd SSRI but for the most part I don't even identify as depressed anymore. Pretty cliche to say "it gets better" but in reality things become less about you and that really helps. Being a young person sucks, this to shall pass.
Right after they heard the news, a limo pulled up outside. A guard with a fully automatic carbine gestured them to the door. Still shellshocked, they obediently enter the car. Michael Bloomberg is sitting across from them. He has a briefcase and a knife. "Hi folks. I'm sorry to hear about what happened. I'm not going to dance around the unpleasantness here, we've got some difficult options for you. You have two choices. Number one, I kill you and we assign blame to your kid. He becomes the monster and you're the dead parents who raised the dead monster. Number two *he opens the briefcase revealing several million in cash neatly stacked* you become the heroes. You'll never want for a thing. He's the martyr. Hell, they tell me they will even make some sort of movie out of him if all goes to plan in the next few years" They stared at the shriveled old billionaire for a few moments, confused. The father stammered "b-b-bu-how" The thing that called itself Mike smiled back, "make it quick now, my time is worth more than your life. I have a meeting with the Chinese in an hour, tick tok!"
What if you're a 31 year old unmarried loser that lives with their disabled parents? Should I kill myself then? Cuz it's reeeeeallly tempting these days. Got a job tho.
I looked at them an laughed. They want 175 for the titanium one in canada. And it wrecks your cards by smashing them together lol. What a piece of junk. Ill keep my thin leather wallet thanks
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Thanks for flying Ben down! We
glad blue chew is back! excited to hear this ad
What a world
The ridge wallet joke hit.
So cool to see such an prominent, important Podcaster like Tim frequent Joe Rogans tiny up and coming podcast
Going even further Tim put his extremely busy schedule as the king of podcasts on hold to travel to Austin and do the show
Ur my favorite since covid. Glad u got on JRE so i found u and man i love ur thinking
Its just great how he's paved the way for so many
I'm glad Tim is still such a real and supportive enough guy to give a relative newcomer like John I mean Joe, (is it Joe or John...Rongan?..John Rongan?) or whatever his name is, a little bit of spotlight.I see big things in his future if he keeps at it.
Dude on the internet hahaha
"The president of The United States has covid, the doomsday planes are in the air, maybe I was wrong: maybe Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets are the way to go."
-Tim Dillon.
Don’t care Jimmy Fallon is never the way to go
Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.
reads like poetry
The doomsday planes are doing routine stuff but many in the media are hysterical dummies.
angrykulla Ik right Fallon, Kimmel, Noah, and Colbert make me laugh so much I can’t take it
Melania was asked “Would you have married him if he weren’t wealthy?” during a TV interview.
She smiled and replied, “Would he have married me if I were not beautiful?”
Beautifully answered
Wow that answer is amazing
Perfect answer.
I love her
So she married him because he’s rich and he married her because she’s hot.
Sounds like solid family values.
I hope they reanimate Jeffrey Epstein next for a psa on child endangerment
lol
Savage
Throw in jimmy savile & you've got a deal
R
Yes and Yes.
Better cold open than any SNL episode this millennium
Tim Dillon is ascending the comedic ranks at an exponential rate, and I love it.
yes or yes?!
Really is
Facts
so good lol
@@guccimane623 yes!
"It's TRUE, I'm telling you the TRUTH... If you don't want the truth GO somewhere else!" Exactly why I stay here with you Tim!
I opened the video right at that point this morning to find the spot where I left off. He’s so right about that whole take.
Almos tooo honest
Somebody throw a timestamp on that for all our beautiful faces
Tim’s Silence & then 2:00 “ I think that’s fun, reanimating corpses to make a political point “ 🤣🤣🤣
I rewatched the first 2:30 twice. I was in tears laughing
They should bring back RBG and make her say a racial slur
Venom Snake *they should make her SING a racial slur😂
Trump video message from the hospital yesterday.
I was wondering how he was gonna get out of that
Don’t worry guys, Vin Diesel just released a song. Everything will be alright.
No please leave us alone😵🤕
comixbrainz zzz I can’t even look it up, the cringe won’t let me
CHRISTY R it’s sooo cringe.. they played like two seconds of it when he was on joe Rogan
Pleeeeease, for the love of everything sacred, tell me you are joking....I can not take one more syllable from a f-ing millionaire on unity. (lie if you have too)
Michelle Ives I looked, and now I regret.
Tim is visibly slimming down, well done Timmy, we need you here for a long time
He’s on that steady routine of fake exercise and fake business
Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.
Troy Vick hahaha as a fan base we should start referring to him as Patrice so he gets his shit together. He’ll take note
I still see a fat sad gay man
Have him do a Tok
Imagine dying on 9/11 and then showing up in a United ad years later talking up the spacious legroom
LOL!
We'll have holographic ai reanimations of the 9/11 victims standing in line with us at the airport as we wait to go through security to shame us into complying without complaining.
Nicole C I’m sure this has been brainstormed already and they’re working on it rn
Omg. Dead. 😆😆😆😆
better than hell lol
I had the revolver in my mouth but then I got a TH-cam notification 🥳
Lol, that might be the best comment I have ever read!
It’s a knife fight out here
Do you mean you were chewing on an original vinyl copy of the beatles 1966 classic?
Me too but I was looking over the edge of a building. Ironically I almost died of laughter listening to the first ten minutes of this episode. Maybe we will make it another week.
Life in the big city👌
This is. . . simply the best comedy happening on the Earth at this time.
@@ElMauber yes and yes
🎶 Give me a break! give me a break! put the kids in the cage it’s Christmas time 🎶
Agreed. I think he is up there with Rock, Chapelle, and the other goats.
I have a hard time of thinking of someone more necessary in comedy right now than Tim. In my opinion he’s on the short list for Comic of the Year. Not to mention one the most fun regulars Rogan has on.
That list is one, you have been absolved of your sins. Buy 3 ridge wallets to repent.
Rogan is my favorite regular tim has on
Cant wait for the episode on November 3rd!
Dillion is the funniest comedian ive listened too
@@oliverswales5604 pretty much. Him and personally id say joey. All other comics cause a rare laugh.
i discovered this podcast when the pandemic started around in March with the work at home orders. Best discovery of 2020 is Tim Dillon! Yes or Yes!
Ralph Lauren is offering Tim 200 bucks for him to stop using their shirts.
He wears a new one every day, like a rapper.
Ralph Lauren's target customer is lower middle class dads from Long Island, but they don't want to advertise it.
ahaqhah this is the greatest comment ive seen in 2020
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And he said yes
Coming back from the dead is the ultimate in fake business.
WWJD
My fake business is actually setting families up with AI versions of their deceased loved ones via email.
AI Tim in a hypebeast hoodie better be the next Twitter sketch.
Ouija boards used to be like ISPs for enterprising fake psychics, helping those left behind keep in touch with their rabid, ghoulish dead ones. Quality messaging service at an unbelievably low subscription fee.
If Guac was alive he would have bought ridge wallet and VOTE! Totally normal society!
Who is to say he isn't? That's a hell of a plot twist, the parents didn't sell their soul for a political ad because their son didn't actually die at Parkland! Who knows, all kinds of shenanigans happen in Broward County….
I mean if he did buy a ridge wallet beforehand he may still be alive... I heard they stop bullets.
@@JayM1989 They DO stop bullets but only when you use code TIMDILLON at checkout
It’s pronounced guac 🤣
Quac is a no molé
I can't just listen to these podcasts. I NEED to see Ben's reaction to everything Tim is saying.
He really needs to stop interrupting, such a motor mouth.
I'm the same. Some comics need a stooge to be truly funny. Oliver Hardy was one, Tim Dillon's another.
kathy kelly he interrupts Tim a lot? When does this happen?🤔
@@evanabbott2737 do you even watch the pod?
I liked watching Ben during the opening about the reanimated dead teenager.
I finally get to see my beautiful potato again
You win best comment 🏆 😭😂
How many fingers
My favorite part of the weekend. He always posts when I’m about to lay down and relax before bed and I love it.
I feel like one of the violinist on the titanic while listening to Tim.
🗿
Take the Titanic pill 💊🚢
Been a pleasure playing with u gentleman
MGTOW BASIST PUNCHED A SOCIALITE BIDDIE OUT FOR THAT SPOT
I've been going on Offerup and haggling people down to half the price with no intention of buying
Excellent fake businessman.
You're like that fake news! Only you're a fake businessman!
Lmaoo
Life in the small city.
Bravo
Tim and Ben, you guys have the best fake podcast out there.
We r fake fans we watch fakely
Anybody else having a hard time putting their fake IKEA business desk together?
I am sorry to hear that bob. Unfortunately, we do not allow returns or refunds.
Lmao
You got this Bobert
No it came with a manual
@@Skifreak-nv7ej and are moving locations. In real business you are always closing, in fake business you are always moving.
Guac will be featuring at Zoom Coachella 2021
He's gonna have beef when VirTuPac shows up strapped! Ain't Nothin but a Gangsta Party...
I’m listening to this episode with headphones at work, and I couldn’t believe my ears when it got to that part. It’s so disturbing...🤣
God I love you guys it feels good to know there's a community of sane and seriously funny people out there
Your son, JFK Jr, was yummy!!!
@@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly so yummy the CIA had to crash his plane
@@johnf.kennedy7956 JFK Jr would've won the presidency for sure if he ever ran.
I’m a stay at home mum in Australia and you crack me up Tim 😂 You and Ben make an excellent team 👍 Keep up the great work 👏
Best part of the week- yes or yes
Yes
yes
Literally, what else is there to look forward to besides the next tim dillon show?
This and war mode podcast on sunday look it up
Every Saturday I wait if not guaranteed Sunday
I wonder what the pitch meeting to the dead guy's parents was like
Total Vought shit
Macabre!!!
“Hey guys, do you ever want to see your son again? Because WE have the solution!”
The parents were deepfakes too, and deepfakes don't have objections yet
Tim dillion is greatest comic yes or yes
I say yes.
Girl With a View I disagree, I say yes.
@@agerred I respect your opinion, but I still say yes is the better answer!
Maybe
@@hunterthompson6295 make up your mind clown.
That made me like melania a bit more lol
#metoo
@@ljcomments886 who tf r u
@@polluteyoursoul Whatever answer makes you happy
It's difficult to listen to other "comedians" after listening to Tim "King God Keto Kid" Dillon
Seriously, he destroys the competition. Tim can decipher the most relevant and dark topics in real time and make it hilarious, that is genius.
@@kirabarsmith9353 there is no one else even remotely close to making me laugh like he does
yeah it is
@@kirabarsmith9353 yes and hell yes
I gotta throw a little respect on Theo vons name but Tim is funny as well
Tim Dillon is the Alex Jones of humor.
This had me rolling around 😂😂
The look on tim dillons face when he is intently watching something, biting his tongue to get through to the end is the best part of this video.
Using your dead child's reanimated body to make a point is one of the most disrespectful and nauseating things I ever saw. 2020 just keeps getting worse, I don't see how 2021 will be any better.
Genocide maybe but tbf thats already happening cough ughyrs
People have no shame anymore
So that was real??
How much money do you think they got for doing it?
@Ryan Murphy So because they were his parents, he and his voice/image are their property to do with as they please?
Way to totally miss the point. That video is an abomination and the parents have to be very mentally disturbed to consent to this: putting words in their dead son's mouth he did not say, creating this goulish dead-eyed cgi reanimation. This is one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I have ever seen, yet someone like you probably thinks it's "brave."
Another Saturday night, just got off work and get to relax to a Tim Dillon Show! My favorite night.
I think given the opportunity, Tim would sell out to all his fans for a large lump some of money, and I respect the hell out of it. Salute
It makes sense when you practice fake business.
Tim Dillon is now the best podcaster. RIP Joe Rogan.
is now? when did you finally realize this?
It's a knife fight out there!
@@romanengland9544 and Tim's Edward Scissorhands and Freddie Kruger.
no but he is amazing
Justin Hayes RIP Justin hayes
🔥”Hell is empty and all the devils are here” 🔥 Thanks for the cheery summary of 2020 and pulling us through Tim 😂
Slim Dillon is the man's actual name.
Brought to you by the *black Ralph Lauren collection*
Hope he moves to Houston and links with Slim Thug
@@businessbuilder92 Slim Chillon
😂
Will the real Slim Dillon please stand up
I've listened to almost every episode of tim dillon show every single one of them is a Gem
Not taking my gun guac
Such an underrated comment
I like how Ben is getting more involved in the commercials. He's finding ways to add value to the show!
Timmy Dillione dominated Joe Rogan yet again.
I really wish tim would do leftist shows like majority report. He and michael brooks wouldve been insane together.
Yes or Yes.
Is there a meme w/ spelling his name in more and more wrong ways? It’s getting baffling.
Why is Tim Dillon the only person in media who seems to be grasping the absurdity of all that is happening right now?
Jimmy Dore has a reasonably good handle on it.
@@sonofclay Jimmy's too angry.
The first 3 minutes are absolutely gold, I love this man!
The opening of this podcast is some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen the entire way it’s put together.
Tim looks like he's been eating nothing but magic spoon for weeks
This is a factual statement, yes or yes.
He's gone from russet to kipfler. Give him a week on the beach a month from now and he'll be a crispy little shoestring fry.
@@michaelhall5429 🍠👀🥔
Magic Spoon cereal: "Just because we call it cereal, don't mean it ain't steak!"
Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.
the way Tim's eyes cut over to Ben cracks me up
Someone needs to green screen some Alex Jones highlights on Ben's hoodie.
That might be a possibility
😂😂
COWARD
It doesn't get more dystopic than that intro. Kudos!
a part of me does hope that Ridge reanimates tim’s lifeless corpse for one last advertisement about that cool, sleek wallet...
the ridge is so small it can even fit in a holograms pocket, wow neat
A sleek and slim Wallet that you can sanitize..
one thing is for sure. he will be slinging ridge wallet till the day he breathes his last heavy breath.
I usually skip over podcast ads but Tim’s are part of the comedic experience!
“Now we are gonna do merch,” is the comedy I love this show for
Timmy hasnt even begun to peak, when he peaks were all gonna feel it.
"OH well that was fun"
🤣🤣🤣
They need to bring back RBG and make her promote ridge wallets
😂😂😂
@@lukecotton3076 " I like that. I think that is a good idea." Lolol
@@XxhimynameiscynxX tim dillon is straighter than most LA comics
The first 2 minutes 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 …. Tim Dillon kills every damn episode! Hilarious beyond belief
Thanks for the end time chuckles Tim.
Tim’s adds are the only ones I sit through.
Why is Tim looking younger and younger every time we see him?
that's life in the big city for ya
also sorry that your mom survived another week.
Wolf Man it’s his new batch of adrenechrome
Just finished listening to entire podcast. I don't remember Tim mentioning his mom. So if she died you think he would have said something?
He bathes in the blood of the kids Chrissy Teagan keeps in her basement.
No bodies ugly. They are just poor.
He has been drinking the tears of Joe Rogan
"We're thinking about maybe moving out of LA...part of it is: the economic collapse, the fires, the homelessness, the civil unrest, the racial tension, the policing, the lack of freedom, the dirt, the diseases that are coming back, the high cost of living, the high property tax burden, the high income tax burden, the mismanagement of the state, the political issues, the earthquakes - the tectonic issues - that's just to name a few negatives.'
Yeah but could you be a little more specific? HeHe! 😁
You got me at economic collapse!!
Does the nick nack patty whack set up stores selling sweaters and other whatever they sell that kinda bothers me and I'm on the other side of it two hours away from atlanta nobodys rode through there but I'm sure it's kinda the same way so says lin wood
I love it...🤣
Tim has the funniest podcast going, YES OR YES?!?
Double yeszzzzz
Yes and yes
Tim doing Melania sounds like Bobby Hill imitating Yakov Smirnoff
god dammit I love this podcast
"I spoke to a Realtor and did a little fake business" 🤣
We truly live in a dystopia, and I, as they say, am here for it.
I did fake business for the first time yesterday, I was sitting at home when a Reality Agent called me, out of the no where! They asked me if I was still interested in the Property down the road. They were asking 470.000.00 dollars for a duplex. My first thought was is this Tim Dillion calling me to bust my balls, but no it was legitimate on the caller's part. So I went to the Tim Dillion mode!
Tim is right it's fun! By the end of the conversation I made a counter offer of 290.000.00 dollars and I really pissed the Reality guy off, which he told me his name was Mr. T! Can't make this stuff up my friend's! I might be on lock down, but it's cool that I can do fake business without calling anyone!
Thank you Tim Dillion, yesterday was awesome and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! Thank you for fake business tip!
@Troy Vick They only screw people out of thier money and land and are almost worst then a Car salesman. Plus I didn't call them, they called me! And I differently have better things to do with my time, then call people on the phone.
The build-up of tension watching Tim while the Parkland AI video played felt like the first scene of "Inglorious Basterds."
Loved this episode! The interaction between you was really enjoyable. Bought the products and will support you till the very end
Been listening to this podcast for a couple years now, Tim keeps getting funnier.
I found Tim like 3 days ago. I have watched so much of his stuff it’s amazing. And he is smart af like he said he is. He says shit how it is
Vote for people not getting shot, BRO!
Hahah.. that video was an absolute joke
Most cringeworthy PSA
I'll have to look for that question on the ballet, because I'm voting yes to that question.
Ah Yes, lets use our Dead Son's CGI as a puppet for a political movement.
Bc we need to ReAnimate the dead for our political Agendas.
YO ITS ME GUACAMOLE AND CHIPS
I listen to Tim on the way to work during work and after work , he literally the only reason I can get through my day
A tale as old as time 😂
That opening video just confirms my suspicions that 2020 is just a really elaborate Black Mirror episode.
Merch rant is great! … I literally listen to episodes at work to get through the day!!! Amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i hope i get re-animated andd come back slinging codes for ridge wallet!" lol
GOD DAMN IT, this is the funniest fucking podcast around right now. TD is fucking amazing!
OMG!!! Just found TD after he was on Joe Rogan. SOOOO FUNNY.
Welcome to the club!!!!!!
Maureen welcome to Sunday Service.
Love that Tim is starting to get the respect and exposure he deserves. Dude‘s a FORCE, better/as good as anyone in the game. Saw he blessed that ‘Jim Rosen Exclusive’ show with a cameo, great per usual. He should toughen that dude up though , bless him with some free game. Dude seems like a stiff, could use some of that Tim Dillon Alpha swag in his life.
There is not enough Tim Dillon to watch!!
You’ll always be the best podcaster in Austin to me, Tim 😘
Best part of Saturday nights. Yes or yes.
It's my birthday today. Very glad to have Tim scream in my ear for it.
The fastest 16 second click of my life. I need TimmyD mainlined into my veins. It's just life in the big city
I was SO waiting for Tim to JUMP IN!!! FUNNY!!! Great job as always guys!
Tim helped me realize I'm not gay. Thank you, Tim.
How?
Stunning and brave.
Team Apatow That’s so hot!
I'll be honest I dipped my toes into Tim's comedy and point of view, and haven't been able to stop listening!! keep creating content mate!
“I’m an oracle of wisdom, who knew?!” 🤣🤣🤣
One of the best podcasts to date had me crying from begging I had to pause it to not miss anything
I was praying he had heard the diagnosis before taping the episode
31:30 love that SQUEAK in Tim's voice.
They deep faked their dead kid. They deep faked their dead kid on a badly acted monologue. Wow! 2020! People told me as a teen to not kill myself, they were wrong.
Edit: I'm not going to delete it but now that I am sober; I'm actually very glad I didn't kill myself as a teen. This was a joke but if anyone is out their dealing with suicidal thoughts it isn't that funny, I remember. The worst part about being suicidal is actually the being suicidal. I grew up, got a job, fell in love, got married, and had kids. I take the odd SSRI but for the most part I don't even identify as depressed anymore. Pretty cliche to say "it gets better" but in reality things become less about you and that really helps. Being a young person sucks, this to shall pass.
Lol
I'm glad I didn't off myself as a teen. Watching it all burn has been the best depression treatment I've found yet
Right after they heard the news, a limo pulled up outside. A guard with a fully automatic carbine gestured them to the door. Still shellshocked, they obediently enter the car. Michael Bloomberg is sitting across from them. He has a briefcase and a knife.
"Hi folks. I'm sorry to hear about what happened. I'm not going to dance around the unpleasantness here, we've got some difficult options for you. You have two choices. Number one, I kill you and we assign blame to your kid. He becomes the monster and you're the dead parents who raised the dead monster.
Number two *he opens the briefcase revealing several million in cash neatly stacked* you become the heroes. You'll never want for a thing. He's the martyr. Hell, they tell me they will even make some sort of movie out of him if all goes to plan in the next few years"
They stared at the shriveled old billionaire for a few moments, confused. The father stammered "b-b-bu-how"
The thing that called itself Mike smiled back, "make it quick now, my time is worth more than your life. I have a meeting with the Chinese in an hour, tick tok!"
What if you're a 31 year old unmarried loser that lives with their disabled parents? Should I kill myself then? Cuz it's reeeeeallly tempting these days. Got a job tho.
towersofgiza not a loser and you being there for your parents makes you a good dude
1:57 Bro the new Cyberpunk Trailer is lit!
Also that Go to " " FMU 😂
"YO IT'S ME"
They need to bring back RBG and make her promote ridge wallets
you can always tell its gonna be good when tim is trying to keep a straight face.
That made me much more excited to head to the shooting range tomorrow... cheers
Tims face as the video plays is the best
Best podcast out by leap's and bounds 💪💪💯
Tim Dillon: Endless streaming consciousness punctuated by moments of genius and splattered by invective and jubilant
insults. Sweet.
Tim Dillon made me wanna buy a ridge wallet
I did and I used the promo code.
He made me take up smoking, so i can then buy that nicotine crap that sponsors him
I looked at them an laughed. They want 175 for the titanium one in canada. And it wrecks your cards by smashing them together lol. What a piece of junk. Ill keep my thin leather wallet thanks