Things you need to survive a purge: (1) Flash grenades to impair your enemies’ senses (2) Long range weapons: guns, rocket launchers, bows and arrows, etc. (3) Armored vehicle (4) Body armor (5) Electrified fence.
1:24 when they were chasing him all I could think of was my mom yelling "DON'T RUN WITH A KNIFE" and then I thought of the "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?" "A KNIFE" "NO!" vine.
I think Juan got into the US during a purge night... It only makes sense. Also, if I were in the purge I would just go to Walmart or something and steal, like, a bunch of copies of Shrek on DVD and stuff
Juan's Mexican; he can outrun anything :)
LOL
And jump me and him are boarder jumpers
He ran from la migra [ immigration]
Lol
Me too so I can out run u
Ice cream is the answer to Purge Night
JCP Central Brony ur so right
V-bucks
No...its tacos
JCP Central Brony always
JCP Central Brony your wrong it cooooooooomunisam
Has he ever hearted a comment
Yes he has
Lmao
You're so lucky😂
What the omg it's a miracle 2 you tuber's hearted my comment this week
Real roses are red
On the purge night you need a friend who is slower than you. That’s it
ArtemGor {ArtemTheNinja} sub for a sub
Unless you're the slower friend
That friend will be me :(
Then you?
@@blitzgaming9561 yes
I guess you could say he's Juan man standing!
Wow
Sorry I had to do it!
But during an attack he needs to call....
Nine Juan Juan
@@thatoneguy444 dude i got a third degree burn 🔥
*Incredibly long and dark sigh*
LOL the ice cream man saved everyone 😂😂
No cap
I know 😅😂😂😂😂😂
And once again, ice cream saves the day!!
“That’s a nice pillow...it is the purge” 😂
Juan really loves his ice cream doesn’t he
He loves it so much he got a brainfreeze😂😂😂
Everyone Loves ice - cream
Stop It, bro its the paletero how could he not 😂?
Yeahbsolutely!
And candy
ROAD TO 250 SUBSCRIBERS
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Jesus
Ice cream man
God 😐
Survived
Juan is the smartest guy out there 😂
I need Juan in the Purge
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Why. He tries to get you killed so he can escape😂😂😂
Army! :D
Me too
Things you need to survive a purge: (1) Flash grenades to impair your enemies’ senses (2) Long range weapons: guns, rocket launchers, bows and arrows, etc. (3) Armored vehicle (4) Body armor (5) Electrified fence.
6. Ice cream
I’d want strawberry ice cream with fresh strawberries and extra strawberry sauce.
Bro this would be required for z apocalyps
You want a crossbow with arrows so you can re-use ammo
Yes maybe a booby trapped house like maze and a life supply of army food oh and maybe knifes u can throw plus a professional killer that's your friend
Little did you know, it WAS MOM who was in the purge
Juan has the horror icons as backup he'll be fine
I can name at least 4.
1. Chucky Cheese.
2. Big Bird.
3. Barney The Dinosaur.
4. Jason Vorhese. (Yes I spelled it wrong.)
I love how he makes fun of Josh's age
Josh: aren’t you a little to old for a lemonade stand
Juan: aren’t you a little to old to be alive
@@giggity4396 Josh: I’LL SHOW YOU OLD!-
Who here love Juan
Me!
It got dark fast.
1:24 when they were chasing him all I could think of was my mom yelling "DON'T RUN WITH A KNIFE" and then I thought of the "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?" "A KNIFE" "NO!" vine.
I love how when they were talking about ice cream it was Still kinda early then 1 guy appears is kinda late then more guya appear BOOM is night
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” “WHAT?” “I GOT A BRAIN FREEZE” 🥶
I have been waiting for this video for so long.
David is such a savege
This was great, cant wait for a series on it!
First Juan is the best!😂
I love the Purge I started watching the series.
Great job David. ♥
Jaun had no problems leaving Josh behind. He ran like speedy Gonzales 😂
MASTERPIECE, FLAWLESS, AMAZING, THESE R ALLL THE WORDS I WANT TO SAY BOUT THIS
2:35 that scream though😂😂😂
“AHHHHHHHHHH”
WHAT JUAN?!
“I got a brain freeze”
Great vid Juan 😂🇲🇽
Stops to feel the pillow. 😂😂
I would have totally stop to do the same thing. Lol.
How he runs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my favorite one
Probably the most peaceful purge ever
Three cheers for Pedro! That was brilliant.
I think Juan got into the US during a purge night... It only makes sense.
Also, if I were in the purge I would just go to Walmart or something and steal, like, a bunch of copies of Shrek on DVD and stuff
Why shrek?
Same bro same
@@fandomz_goose9366 The real question is, why not?
Juan is seriously my favourite character on youtube.
Juan: AHHHHH
Juan: i got a brain freeze
Me:😂😂😂
Omg the episodes are sooo GOOD but also el paletero omg it’s always a must get I’d get my ice cream no matter what no purge ain’t stopping me 😂😂
thats the deleted scene from maze runner 1:19
I like your videos especially when Juan is in them 😂
I stole a some kfc in the purge tell me what you want to do
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Dani Morgan sure
Ransack the White House
Steal all the copies of Shrek from Walmart
Take a xbox, take a ps4, and steal all the kfc
I was laughing the whole video 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Notification squad 😎
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I’m down
Outstanding video!
Juan: ... *_DAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!_*
Josh: What?
Juan:
I got a brain freeze.
YAY they are posting more!!!💜💜💜
This is funny like if you agree
No
Yes I liked
@Bunny Bob nope, it's my real name not a nickname.
Very DRY humor.
This is my new favorite video
How many killer in this vid
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Best videos ever
02:33 I got scared
The pillow scene got me 🤣🤣😭😁🤣🍞
I'm a kid
Juan is a dam savage 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼
Oof
Yup... I could totally watch a full 40 minutes of Juan surviving the purge... or not surviving... Either way... 4 minutes makes me hunger for MORE!
Can you pin this comment please?
Luffy Hunter sub for a sub
@@DaniMorgan i'm olready subscribed to this channel
Hi
@@cristalthewolfhedgehoghedg5304 hi
@Random Creative Taco that's sad😢
Lol the ending. Love your videos
Love your videos!!!
BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN
“I got some paletas...purge special.” Im dead at the end🤣🤣🤣🍨🍦
I loved the ending lol
You all are amazing 😍
I'm like dieing of laughter right now !!! brain freeze !!!! LOL
“Man, that is a niiiice pillow... It’s the purge!!... I can’t.”
Loved it!
I loved this video
I love the beginning
Wow your videos are so amazing, you deserve 5 million subs
Love your vines and youtube channel
Juan Mexicano don't say it don't think it purge it.Just love it.
Juan is a big fat mood 24/7. Tbh he would just need a chancla and he would be fine😂😂
Great vid and ur the best david
I think you should do something for the new venom movie, I feel like it would be awesome and funny to see juan with a symbiote
You’re the best Juan!
David I love your vids
1 million juan u deserve it
Always so funny great video n Juan is the best lol
0:56 90% of this video is me but this is to perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goals for Purge
Survive
Save someone els3 but in a badass way
Survive
Survive
Survive
Survive
Not have nightmares
Wow if i got up earlier i would of been here on time
Yay! Love juan!!!!!! Thd.is awesome.
I liked de video before watching
Lmbo! Too funny! Good work
You always crack me up laughing guys lol 🤣
This would make a great episode on "My Name is Earl". That same kind of humor.
The ending was perfect
I love this
This is lit I love u Juan/David ;)
A palitalo man XD omg David is funny AF 😆😆😅😁😂😰😰
Most funniest thing ever lol 😂
i watch purge all 3 parts the day u aploade this video.
That was awsome
That's my kind of purge😂😂
First time i saw david hearted a comment
"AHHH!!! I got a brain freeze."
The purge hah i love your vids its so funny
You crack me up!