I look forward to your panicked end of the spreadsheet run. The one where you're desperately trying to get a Power sander to ramp a Forklift that's reducing the cool down on DJ robot
12:23 *Retro:* "You know what? We actually- we might be able to run DJ Robot for a moment." *Me:* "Oh?!" *Retro:* "Not DJ Robot itself, of course.." *Me:* "Oh..."
What is this board, lol. Triple item destruction. And you faced THREE wacky builds around monster items, including that last insane ghost. Truly wild Reto.
@1:49 the poison at start also synergizes well with Neophiliac. You could get like rust and icicle to instantly charge something like a huge lions cane at the start of the fight
Having absolutely nothing on the right side means all you are doing is making the core do 10 more damage sometimes. The first 5 days you had Arc Blaster on the left side, should have been on the right getting charged more by the core, but you never did that. Kind of weird.
Yes but also no, all cores have tech tag now so putting the blaster on the left makes the blaster charge the core and the core charge the blaster, might still be better on the right but also maybe not. You would get a double charge on the blaster if it's on the right yes, but you will get more core procs total having it on the left, something to think about
20:16 had a goated run with tripwire, lighthouse eels and power drill from dig site as vanessa, almost got perfect win but lost to a vanessa that had more skills than and kept on freezing me day 10. Very fun build tho, would have been a goat if i didn't dodge all slow skills somehow
I really hope this comes to Steam one day. I haven’t had the space to set up a PC for pretty much the last 6 months but I’d play this on my Steam Deck.
I've already seen people play this on the steam deck. Someone made a detailed guide on how to set it up on the subreddit. You should be able to find it if you just google it
I play The Bazaar exclusively on my steam deck, I installed the launcher using Lutris in desktop mode then added a Steam shortcut and it runs perfectly. I have it set up with the default mouse and keyboard emulation (right track pad is the mouse, R2 is left click, start is escape, that's all you need)
y'know, I never really see you use wallace for more than a fight or two. Would you say he's not a great item or just not often what you're looking for?
Play singularity again, since this and that video (where you used it), is the same. You only put it at the last fight, and just like this, you encountered a vanessa with no small items (4 items)
I feel like the Vanessa Puffer build is way too accessible. It feels like I get the necessary items every run--even when I'd rather run something else.
It is for psychos like you that i really cannot reach that 10 wins most of the time 😂 i got inspired by you, realising i can do a lot more with items! Did a Vanessa drill build! Unfortunately 9 wins but it was tons of fun. Loving your videos and i m improving through them. Mommasaur best card.
Hey Reto, I'm not complaining, but I loved your let's try series, are you thinking of continuing it in the near future? It seems to be daily Bazaar and no other game now?
Reminder 2.1: -Watching ads all the way through (Yes, even the ones at the beginning and end 😮💨) makes the money robot love Reto. -Maintaining good click hygiene (no misclicks, reloads, or back buttons!) and watching the whole video in one sitting makes the audience retention robot love Reto. -Accepting links between Reto's vids and more widely popular let's play content served on the "up next" screen (or using this method to stay on the channel itself) makes the user activity prediction robot love Reto. If this robot has a big feeling, it can direct or even override the decisions of other robots. Important boss robot. -Liking every video makes the suggested videos robot love Reto. -Use well considered, full sentences to communicate your thoughts. There is no robot involved here. This one is for me. I'm not upset, I just know you can do better, Daniel, and I expect more from you in the future. -Leaving comments featuring the channel name or nickname in context with brand-associative phrases i.e. "Let's go, Reto!", "Retromation is the best roguelike TH-camr." * makes the language model robot love Reto. This is also an important boss robot. This ethic is especially important if you are unable to contribute cash to keep this train a-rollin'. Now, get out there and teach some robots how to love! Best of luck, citizen.👍 *[Recent science suggests that a large volume (more=better) of comments including general G-brand search terms trending at least one standard deviation above the mean is the most effective traffic direction strategy at the moment, but don't start counting cards too closely. That always ends with bad news for everyone involved. Maybe try to echo other people's zeitgeist-y nouns when you comment or reply, but don't be a crook about it. No bots. We are not crooks. Just mindfully fit the current cultural vibe and that'll do just fine.]
Oh okay this is the, "Retro say no one gets to play anymore" build.
This is definitely the 'pop the ball and go home' build
I look forward to your panicked end of the spreadsheet run. The one where you're desperately trying to get a Power sander to ramp a Forklift that's reducing the cool down on DJ robot
Retromation: Your board, is it edible?
Ghosts: Hu-
Retromation: 👁🦖⚫
Dead internet theory at its finest
welcome and welcome back "to the bazaARRRR"
makes me happy just hearing this. "tooo the bazaAaAAR"
Final boss of the Bazaar type board, I think that final fight was almost literally unbeatable except by something like your board D:
My 4 diamond pearl board with 3.1 cds just got wrecked by dinos 😂😂 i know it wasnt you but im blaming you for ruining my 10win
At 44:20 you hovered over Barkun then before clicking him you sold all your small items just to annoy me.
Correct
@@Retromation brutal
Thank you for my daily dose of The Bazaar
I laughed in mirth when I saw the thumbnail! Really excited for this one-I really love runs with Monster-Items and with the Dinos!
Time for watching more ridiculous build from Reto 😆
Thanks to Retromation and Mr. Fruit, i cant stop playinf this game.
SERIOUSLY
You are so in sync with gremlin voice in my head that says "Do it!", it's unreal.
Instant sub
Actually insane boards from both players on the final fights 😆
12:23 *Retro:* "You know what? We actually- we might be able to run DJ Robot for a moment."
*Me:* "Oh?!"
*Retro:* "Not DJ Robot itself, of course.."
*Me:* "Oh..."
I wonder why is it I can't read DJ robot in my head without hearing that specific way to say it
Retromation: welcome or welcome back to the bazaar.
Opponent: thanks i...
Retromation: not you.
What is this board, lol. Triple item destruction. And you faced THREE wacky builds around monster items, including that last insane ghost. Truly wild Reto.
@1:49 the poison at start also synergizes well with Neophiliac. You could get like rust and icicle to instantly charge something like a huge lions cane at the start of the fight
Best…game…ever! I can’t stop playing. Your streams are worth their weight in gold!
I still think regen should cleanse poison, since it already cuts through shielding
ran into reto earlier today, railgun build was hoping that would be today's episode but alas 😂 good run none the less!
18:45 That second of silence lol
lmao bathroom brawler. right up there with deadly gooner
I've been enjoying microdave to left of "the core" and small items to right of "the core." If you want a fun run i recommend it.
Having absolutely nothing on the right side means all you are doing is making the core do 10 more damage sometimes. The first 5 days you had Arc Blaster on the left side, should have been on the right getting charged more by the core, but you never did that. Kind of weird.
Yes but also no, all cores have tech tag now so putting the blaster on the left makes the blaster charge the core and the core charge the blaster, might still be better on the right but also maybe not. You would get a double charge on the blaster if it's on the right yes, but you will get more core procs total having it on the left, something to think about
Yeah Arc Blaster on the right of the Core is pretty solid early on
I’m so glad I’m finally caught up on these.
20:16 had a goated run with tripwire, lighthouse eels and power drill from dig site as vanessa, almost got perfect win but lost to a vanessa that had more skills than and kept on freezing me day 10. Very fun build tho, would have been a goat if i didn't dodge all slow skills somehow
29:00 Hard take on the hacksaw. I would rather have it go Destroys Small->Small or Medium->S, M or L. Or maybe just up to medium.
i have been trying to make a destroy deck work for a while, glad to see ya manged to make it work again!
Check out how the few enchants affect memory card... perfect for forcing random enchants into something 100% useful.
I really hope this comes to Steam one day. I haven’t had the space to set up a PC for pretty much the last 6 months but I’d play this on my Steam Deck.
It's coming to mobile
I've already seen people play this on the steam deck. Someone made a detailed guide on how to set it up on the subreddit. You should be able to find it if you just google it
I play The Bazaar exclusively on my steam deck, I installed the launcher using Lutris in desktop mode then added a Steam shortcut and it runs perfectly. I have it set up with the default mouse and keyboard emulation (right track pad is the mouse, R2 is left click, start is escape, that's all you need)
Bathroom Brawler rename conspiracy grows daily.
Why can't I play the game? It keeps showing an error when I press "play," and the version is the latest one from the website, 0.1.52.
"Are these boards in danger?"
y'know, I never really see you use wallace for more than a fight or two. Would you say he's not a great item or just not often what you're looking for?
Play singularity again, since this and that video (where you used it), is the same. You only put it at the last fight, and just like this, you encountered a vanessa with no small items (4 items)
Why is poison disappearing?
i was so salty when you got juggler lol
Does anyone know the website he’s checking?
hi guys . is their a fix date for open beta?
I feel like the Vanessa Puffer build is way too accessible. It feels like I get the necessary items every run--even when I'd rather run something else.
It is for psychos like you that i really cannot reach that 10 wins most of the time 😂 i got inspired by you, realising i can do a lot more with items! Did a Vanessa drill build! Unfortunately 9 wins but it was tons of fun. Loving your videos and i m improving through them. Mommasaur best card.
Wanda: what board?
Such a fun build!
Is this just a bazar channel now?
So much The Bazaar
what a journey...gg.
This board is so stupid, I frickin love it 😍
Does anyone know when it goes F2P? Thought it was in January
The Devs expected Febuary but it could also be released on March
Keeps getting pushed back. Was December, then January, now it's February or maybe March.
Then, it's probably April, but just expect it'll be May as to avoid feeling disappointed
Hey Reto, I'm not complaining, but I loved your let's try series, are you thinking of continuing it in the near future? It seems to be daily Bazaar and no other game now?
Dam Dooley
My God I never realized that Copper Ed was a copperhead, I always thought he was some sort of weird scorpion
Do you think mama dino eats the items from the opponent board? Must be hard digesting all that metal and whatnot
Next time you see fuel rod you must play them to day 10... than you can replace it
Such a stupid and glorious board
I think it’s time you do a fuel rod board. Every time it shows up, all it gets is negativity.
Its terrible
@@DoPtRiGGa Yeah, but he's made plenty of bad items work.
Reminder 2.1:
-Watching ads all the way through (Yes, even the ones at the beginning and end 😮💨) makes the money robot love Reto.
-Maintaining good click hygiene (no misclicks, reloads, or back buttons!) and watching the whole video in one sitting makes the audience retention robot love Reto.
-Accepting links between Reto's vids and more widely popular let's play content served on the "up next" screen (or using this method to stay on the channel itself) makes the user activity prediction robot love Reto. If this robot has a big feeling, it can direct or even override the decisions of other robots. Important boss robot.
-Liking every video makes the suggested videos robot love Reto.
-Use well considered, full sentences to communicate your thoughts. There is no robot involved here. This one is for me. I'm not upset, I just know you can do better, Daniel, and I expect more from you in the future.
-Leaving comments featuring the channel name or nickname in context with brand-associative phrases i.e. "Let's go, Reto!", "Retromation is the best roguelike TH-camr." * makes the language model robot love Reto. This is also an important boss robot.
This ethic is especially important if you are unable to contribute cash to keep this train a-rollin'. Now, get out there and teach some robots how to love! Best of luck, citizen.👍
*[Recent science suggests that a large volume (more=better) of comments including general G-brand search terms trending at least one standard deviation above the mean is the most effective traffic direction strategy at the moment, but don't start counting cards too closely. That always ends with bad news for everyone involved. Maybe try to echo other people's zeitgeist-y nouns when you comment or reply, but don't be a crook about it. No bots. We are not crooks. Just mindfully fit the current cultural vibe and that'll do just fine.]
I like the channel, but not enough to try optimising my viewer algorithm stats lol
ok this was crazy :)