That Time Clint Eastwood Told Jay Mohr a Dirty Joke
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"Well then I guess you're done for the day".. that's hilarious 😂
Christopher Walken was once on the Alex Jones show and all he wanted to talk about was food. It was absolutely hilarious.
I'm going to watch that right now xD
That WOULD BE the ONLY THING Alex was qualified to talk about.
That’s because Alex Jones and his show are a joke and Walken probably knew that
id love to see more of jay these days- solid actor and stand up
clint eastwood is a fkn legend
A little Jack Pallance in that Clint Eastwood
I suspect Pallance is Clint's Dad lol
Not even close on Eastwood....
Clint didn't need that mic covered up, thats open knowledge.
Right 😂😂
I read an old story somewhere about some charity golf event at Pebble Beach where Eastwood was playing. He was lining up a putt and one of the golfers asked him what he was thinking about. He responded with one word. Yep, the P word.
@@davidthieroff9452 😂😂😂
I love Christopher Walken impressions😂
Who knows this one,
"THAT'S IT TODD! YOU TELL THAT MEAN OCEAN!"
😂😂😂
I haven't seen Jay Mohr do standup, or do anything, for years. So, this is the most random sh*t I've seen in a while.
Cool to see people being open about sobriety and AA. I've been in AA for about 13 years.
I dont know what to do bro. im in a part of the world with no AA programs and i quit on my own several times but i really need that support system cause im not very strong i think. Ive been abused, beaten, insulted, cursed while i was being raised and as a grown up, the smallest things get me to a horrible place. It feels like the game is rigged against me. i dont know what to do bro.
@@okeanosokeanos2716 dude let me tell you something. I drank everyday for 8 years! That was after I did heroin for 5 years! And I did that because I was spending too much money drinking and doing blow for 7 years! That's 20 years of active addiction. I went to an AA meeting as part of my punishment for my 2nd DUI I got when I was 21! That was my last one also, though I don't know how. Anyway, at that meeting I mentioned why I was there and somehow the part of the AA creed came up where they say you have to give yourself up to a "higher power" because you have to admit you're not strong enough to quit on your own. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in religion. And I don't lie. Especially to myself. So I said that to the group and was basically berated for the rest of the meeting! I left there feeling awful and the first thing I did was drink. I never went to another one again. Fast forward 14 years and I was 35, broken, alone, no career because my father screwed me out of my percentage of the family business that I was 80% responsible for expanding! And I knew aa didn't want me unless I could lie to myself and say I believed in a bunch of shit I didn't! Finally I just snapped and decided I was done. I quit drinking and smoking that day and I haven't touched either since!! Instead of drugs, alcohol and nicotine I started exercising. Mostly running. It hurt like hell in the beginning but I still felt better in spite of it. I would put in my earbuds and get lost in the same music I used to listen when I was getting high and drunk and trying to cope with all the hurt feelings I had. Soon it became like I was fighting the whole by myself and I was going to kick it's ass no matter how much it hurt! I started to get addicted to that instead. Quickly. While I was going through this I decided to start my own property maintenance business. Fast forward 7 years and Im a completely new person and happy for the first time ever! And I did it alone! Don't ever feel like you don't have what it takes to overcome your addictions! You just have to immerse yourself into healthy ones. Believe me if you start running while listening to whatever music gets you fired up or stirs up emotions, good or bad, you'll see what I mean. It's going to hurt and it's going to hurt bad! So get some ice packs ready and don't forget to stretch. And also, don't set a quit date. You'll dread the fact that it's approaching and you'll think about it nonstop to the point that you're probably going to fail before you even start. Just do it. The few days are going to be the worst but keep going and be your own coach. Lose this attitude that you're not strong enough. I had it too. You are strong enough! Repeat that in your head every single time a negative thought enters it. Good luck man! You got this!
@@okeanosokeanos2716 Just don't drink until midnight everyday. It worked for me. Good luck.
@okeanosokeanos2716
Getting off Cocaine I just started doing it1 hour increments Like OK I can make it into 2 OK
Now I can go till 3:00
Now 4:00Et cetera
@@okeanosokeanos2716Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) was founded in 1935 by Bill Wilson and Dr. Bob Smith of Akron, Ohio. Wilson and Smith developed AA’s Twelve Step Program of spiritual and character development, which they believed was the key to breaking the bondage to alcohol. Several of the Twelve Steps refer to God or a “higher Power” whose assistance is sought in order to free oneself from alcohol addiction. Also, the wording of many of the Steps is reminiscent of biblical principles. So, in this sense, the tenets of Alcoholics Anonymous do compare with the Bible.
However, there are significant differences in the Steps to recovery from alcohol addiction and the biblical “steps” to recovery from the nature that is the root cause of all sinful behavior, including alcoholism. First, the concept of God in AA is not the biblical teaching of Yahweh, the one true God, Creator, and Redeemer. God, according to Alcoholics Anonymous, is “a Power greater than ourselves” (Step 2), but “God” is whatever the alcoholic “understands Him to be” (Steps 3 and 11). This could just as easily refer to a mystical experience, the Hindu god Vishnu, the Muslim god Allah, the god of self, or any number of other false gods that have no power to save or change lives.
Furthermore, while the behaviors required of the alcoholic are also reminiscent of coming to God by faith through Christ, they fall far short of actually being in line with biblical truths. Confession (Steps 1, 5, 8, 9) is not of sin and the need for a Savior (Romans 3:10-18; 5:8), but rather a recognition of having done harm to the alcoholic himself and to others. God, as the alcoholic understands him/her, is asked to remove “defects of character” (Step 6) and “shortcomings” (Step 7). The Bible is clear that sin is not simply a shortcoming or character defect, but a fatal wound which is only cured by the blood of Christ shed on our behalf (Ephesians 2:1-5).
Step 11 encourages alcoholics to seek “through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him.” Praying to, or meditating on, any god other than the true God of the Bible through Christ, the Mediator, is of no spiritual value. The “spiritual awakening” referred to in Step 12 does not lead to true spiritual life, except for those who have come to Christ by faith. Even if the alcoholic sobers up and remains so throughout his/her lifetime, only faith in Christ for salvation from sin will ensure an eternity of peace and glory in heaven.
Although the tenets of Alcoholics Anonymous are not explicitly biblical, there is no doubt that the Twelve Step program has helped thousands of alcoholics to gain sobriety. Variations on the program have also resulted in thousands of drug addicts, gamblers, overeaters, sexual compulsives, and workaholics gaining control over their addictions. Auxiliary groups such as Al-Anon and Nar-anon have also helped the families of alcoholics and addicts. But as far as comparing Alcoholics Anonymous to the Bible is concerned, only the grace of God through faith in Christ (Ephesians 2:8-9) can lead to salvation from sin and eternal peace in heaven.
I saw Hereafter Jay, and many other of your amazing performances in movies and tv. Fantastic Walken
Ho-lee SH¡T! He looks like a professional wrestler! Haha I remember the early years when he was super thin, sunken in cheeks, baggy suits, mop top hair, then he gained weight and got kinda chubby, weird haircut, kinda schlubby, and now he looks like a Texas Ranger haha good for him.
It's called "getting older". It happens to everybody.
And stopping the drugs he claimed doing...
He also does an excellent Colin Quinn, but now he is even starting to resemble him a little.
He's progressing toward Ted Kennedy head.
An underrated comic/ storyteller
Congratulations on your Sobriety!! I just hit one year sober
He shoulda came back with “I’m glad I don’t have one”
My favorite impression Jay does is Norm McDonald as a serial killer. I was down on the ground gasping for air for like a half hour I was laughing so hard.
Jay needs to make a comeback
It’s cool that he brought up AA 13 years sober here grateful to God and the steps. And in every one of my men’s groups, someone’s always got a problem it’s either pink or green. Pussy or money
Still the best Walken impression in the world.
Naw, Kevin Pollock 👌🏻
I wish I could see him in person! He’s great!
Seriously
I did see him here in Nashville. Met him after the show. Nicest guy ever.
Yo his Walken impression is amazing
He was the first guy to start doing that in the early 90s on SNL. Now it's obviously one of those impressions that everyone does (but I think his is still the best)
@@robweissman5952 haha his is the best and he explains why and i agree with him... it's because most people follow a pattern.. an over the top rhythm... but his is how walken actually speaks...
It should be he has been doing it for 30 years
He’s starting to sound like Walken with his everyday voice.
Yeah it the best and yeah, I think your right, his natural voice actually sounds pretty similar as Walkens. You can notice the similarities when he’s talking as himself in between the impression sections.
I saw that movie and loved it.
Everybody has to do Walken, whether they are good at it or not.
He fused with Colin Quinn somewhere along the way
and nick swardson i somehow here in his voice
His Christopher Walken impressions are amazing. Clint Eastwood impression really good too.
He over here In phx 2/12/22 I'm a go check him because of his walkin impersonation. Thats all I need! Lol
Jay you had me at Clint.
I know this is true because I watched another video where Morgan freeman said when he worked with Clint Eastwood directing a movie Clint Eastwood would say go do the scene whenever you're ready, that really rang true for me.
2:36 Holy shit... VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚔
Viking quest
In all seriousness, he asked the right question to Chris!
If i could hang out with any actor or singer it would be Jay Mohr.....Dude is just brilliant and funny and humble.
This is Hilarious,!!!! Needs more ❤😂😢😮😅😊😂❤
A Czech Beer was Probably a Pilsner Ur quell! 🍺😋 Damn Fine Brew!
Jay is morphing into Colin Quinn.
You know it’s a true story because he said it was true a lot
Haha, just as true now as it was seven years ago: th-cam.com/video/vOgIfK4xiis/w-d-xo.html
Yeah he’s a talented guy but he’s stolen and bullshited a lot
He said it like twice dude
It's because he got exposed for stealing the Tracy Morgan joke from Bert kreisher(probably spelled that wrong)
I'm crying! Jay Mohr is hilarious! And I came to watch this all bc what Trisha💗 just said on "frenemies"...... LoL
@nonya bidness he did a movie with all those ppl called 'HereAfter' n 2010. So how'd he steal the joke? You're probably talking about the tail joke. But I'm loling the Clint Eastwood joke.
His Chris Walken voice is beautiful.
If you haven't seen Suicide Kings, highly recommended.
Action 🎬 with Buddy Hackett was good too.
Jay is underrated. Always makes me laugh.
Thats not a joke, it's an anecdote...
I thourght kevin pollak did the best impression. WRONG. THIS is the best impression
Not anymore
Yea. Jay got something.. 🤔
Funny ish 😂
1:05 😍
Clint just like me fr
This is titled incorrectly. Clin Eastwood never told a joke.
If Clint really had to spell p-u-s-s-y that sounds like a joke to me.
He did the dog's tail bit over 20 years ago on O&A and it was waaay different
I think he was telling the truth. Can't remember who, but a comedian paired with Eastwood for a celeb golf tournament randomly asked him "whatcha thinkin' about?" Guess what his one- word answer was.
that AA joke I never heard anything like that lol
is that kevin dillon at 2:37?
Totally could be
@@RamoneFrunkis It's that guy from the Office - what's her name's ex-boyfriend before what's his name and her got married.
This actually happened to Bert
No it didn't.
@szs voc Bert's never even met Clint Eastwood, Jay Literally was in a movie directed by him.
Jay looks different, but he's still funny
Ikr. I hadn't seen him since Paulie 😆, didn't even know he is a comedian and then stumbled across Funny For a Girl.
Hahaha. Hilarious.
He looks like Mr. Incredible.
Would he cut the shit. He once had a brilliant Walken impression. Hes got lazier with it.
Would you cut the shit
That facial tic that Eastwood has, his lip sort of wrinkling to show extreme disgust?? Yeah, Jay NAILS that. I had to rewind 3 times. Check it @ 4:20 or so.
Also, Jay would kill as Chet Baker.
Imagine being the person who hits Clint Eastwood… yeeesh.
He kinda sounds like Adam Sandler
If you'd been as young and rich and handsome and famous and around as many incredibly beautiful women he was, you'd probably be the same kind of addict too.
Actually you get a bit tired of it - ask me I know.
@@bingohhhhhhhhhhhh Seems to me a lot of them just lark into the weird and perverted when they run out of regular options.
This is his only joke.
He should have drank a beer with Clint
Oh no Walken is a furry.
Wow!!
Well I guess you’re done for the night
My name’s not Yo
We all knows this really happened to Bert
I thought this was really poor, especially the Clint impression.
He needed to practice that clint, more hoarse whisper, more anger/contempt.
Did his neck get bigger
This cat needs anger therapy. Right Bert?
I have a tail, nobody cares.... :(
Lol is this actually true?
Well, I'd say so. I'm a lifelong Eastwood fan and he's got about 10 kids with 8 women, so that story is definitely true.
Wonder who he stole (sorry ‘borrowed’) this joke from?
Did he steal jokes
He's confessed to stealing a stand up bit from a comedian and turning it into a sketch to try to get the sketch on SNL back when Jay was a cast member.
Would be better if he didn't steal it from Bery
I was a Jay M fan back in the day .... but his comedy not so great these days
I lived in Burbank in 2008, and I saw Jay Mohr walking out of Albertsons grocery store with a cup of coffee. That was funnier than this video.
Did jay steal this joke too?
Clint Eastwood is gorgeous , ofcourse his problem was p-u-s-s-y.
What we've all been led to believe but trust me he has more issues with cock.
R u sure this didn’t happen to the sound guy and he’s just retelling again
This is prolly somebody elses' story he's telling, as usual.
No as funny as he thinks he is
Don’t get it
I can’t believe Jeanie Buss settled for him
None of this was funny......
Oh has beens! Hilarious! Those guys worked with him and now he makes fun. Seriously, you’re not funny. Share people’s intimate conversations because they respected you enough to share? Just weird.
that really wasnt funny. I mean not at all
He’s not that funny
Shut up
I thought he was supposed to be funny
Fur Q
Not funny.
I’d like to have a Kittehs tail! All puffed up and fat when angry! 😡 🤣 You could fake being angry and puff it up, people would be like why’s he’s got a fat tail right now? 😹😹
He sucks at Eastwood.