U-Haul: A REALLY Bizarre Story
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ม.ค. 2025
- This one I thought would be funny, but its actually pretty sad.
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Simon's daughter: my dad is a youtuber
*Simon's daughters teacher finds business blaze*
Simon: "Cocaineeeeeeeee"
Good thing it's still quite some time until she's starting school 😂. Her parents might just watch a BB video and take it seriously 😂. Omg your dad has someone chained in the basement? He's been down there for 6 years?
Allegedly
Bahahaha
@@stephjovi her friends??
@@310BPM she's around 9 months old. By the time her friends discover TH-cam and become old enough to understand Simon (remember his daughter grows up in Prague so she'll be bilingual but her friends will start learning English in school), Danny is either free or dead. I don't think hell survive that long down in the basement 😇
"what does your dad do for a livling?"
"He shouts at a space heater while pictures that were funny in 2009 are shown to people"
"FUCKING LEGEND"
Alegendly.
Teacher: "I think we should call social services..."
Im so glad Simon gets to vent his insanity through this channel... And it's starting to bleed into megaprojects, this is the Simon we want!
He should let Dave Nhiskey take over to none cocaine fueled channels
This is the Simon we need!
it's starting to bleed into TIFO as well,, lol,,
I think he should blaze on all his channels
This is the Simon we NEED
There is a hole in your business merch store. Why is there no “business blazer.”
You are the thing visionaries are made of.
A T-shirt that looks like a blazer with a T-shirt under it with Simon's face... The Business Blazer
@businessblaze please make this a thing somehow
I have only one more request... Let us order shipping via UPS or FedEx.. I hate merch delivery by USPS at my apartment complex. It sucks.
I wish there was a merch company that did blazers.
I feel like this channel is just showing Simon's descent into madness, caused by the stress of running so many different channels.
Im loving the new merch!
I think this is where Simon comes to let the crazy out because he knows we appreciate it here.
no no he's just working on material for his next channel "Simon's Descent Into Madness!" like and subscribe,
plus he has a young child. He's probably not sleeping at all
@@AsbestosMuffins not gonna lie, I'd watch it.
@@typhra404 That and all of the cocaine!.....................(allegedly)
Danny's Joke when he tells you the pronunciation the third time it's written made me laugh out loud.
classic Danny
"No one comes here to learn,"
Yet learn we shall. Even if we don't acknowledge it.
I’m way better at trivia now because of Simon lol
I learn that Simon is crazy like us
I smell a Netflix show. Imperialists v. Renegades: The U-Haul Saga could be the next Tiger King.
I would watch the shit out of that.
That was beautiful. U read my mind!
@@brainblaze6526 Too bad. Only available in the US. Has SurfShark protection, can't do it.
Ep 1: Of Business Blaze - Slightly informal Simon from TopTenz and Biographics
Ep 10: Simon does the boogie
Ep 20: Danny in the basement and the Extended Simon Universe
Ep 30: Simon stares into the abyss and the abyss stares back
Ep 50: Simon navigates the Mountains of Madness with ETA
Ep 1000: Simon summons Cthulu
(EDIT: Just realized the problem with this post: Simon who has not watched Star Wars, definitely has no idea who Cthulu is)
th-cam.com/video/EIdf3DHLjMQ/w-d-xo.html
Not so fast.
That could make it even worse/more funny, accidental Cathulu summoning?
@@robanybody4064 Forgot abt that
Cathulu is not in starwars
Simon did a Biographics on HP Lovecraft so I'm pretty sure he's heard of Cthulhu.
I see he's getting use out of those Red Solo Cups.
Someone needs to send him more
Need tonsee him smashed from drinking out of them for buisness blaze Wisconsin style cups everywhere spilt drinks amd leaning on eta to even stand
I legit thought he was American for a few weeks just based on those red solo cups. Apparently it’s only us Americans who have them. And Simon.
Damn right. I tried to have a party, but no one came. So I'm slowly using them all myself.
@@brainblaze6526 drink like a wisconsinite and let us see the aftermath
Who knew that the story of U-Haul would be such a soap opera. This video should have been titled “As the Wheels Turn: the Saga of U-Haul”
James A Michener would have written a 1,200-page book which starts with the invention of a round stone wheel in prehistoric times, we'll meet a dozen generations before U-Haul even gets started.
@@floydlooney6837 Holy crap you're the first person I've run across who's actually read Michener. They're strangely addictive but it's hard to explain why.
@@grange172 TEXAS and SPACE were my favorites.
"AZ The Wheels Turn" ... All U-Hauls are registered in Arizona.
@@grange172 Holy crap! Fellow Michener readers?!?! My favourites are Hawai'i and Caribbean , though Texas, Mexico, Space, Poland, and Journey are all amazing too! Cheers all! Happy reading!
So I am a Uhaul authorized dealer. Here’s an interesting fact: every year they buy their cargo vans all brand new and sell them for a profit at the end of the year. Because they buy them in bulk they are discounted heavily. How’s that for allegendary?
They must not sell all of them because last year I rented a truck that was barely safe to drive. The steering wheel was barely connected to the wheels and it wandered around the road.
Edit: Unless someone ran the front end into something and didn't report it or it didn't get fixed.
@EmperorJuliusCaesar I rented 3 or 4 other trucks in a 4 month period and none of them tried to run off the road on their own.
@@bradlemmond I do actually remember watching a feature somewhere in the depths of TH-cam explaining that U-Haul trucks are pretty damn unsafe and fail to follow some maintenance standards or others! So it seems you haven't been the only one with that kind of issue?
@@EcceJack I've had other problems before, but none that were hard to even keep in the lane. If I had been thinking, I would have turned around and returned it, because it was so much worse loaded. But then I didn't want to have to move everything into another truck
@@bradlemmond The first time I rented a U Haul truck it was a great truck. The last two times, they were not so great. One truck would hardly stay running, and wouldn't get above 50 mph. The most recent truck also did not stay running unless we were "two footing" the entire time, and the alignment was way off. When we filed a complaint we received a company form letter response about the high standards, and commitment to quality, blah blah blah. What we did before returning the truck, was to take it to a very reputable repair shop, and they performed a very extensive inspection and road test. They reported the results of their inspection to, not only the corporate offices, but also the relevant agencies within our state government, and the state where they're headquartered. We received a check for a full refund, including the gas, and a complimentary gift card for a local restaurant group. The truck was deemed to be potentially dangerous, given the alignment, the two bald tires, front suspension which showed damage likely caused by running over several curbs, or speed bumps, at excessive speeds, and the engine problems, which included multiple defective components causing the intake of air and gas to become increasingly imbalanced as the rpm increased. There's more than one way to save on maintenance costs, I guess.
We arent sorry we ruined your attempts at a serious business channel, we Blaze too hard for the Business.
me neither
@@brainblaze6526 Thats just the cocaine talking. Allegendly.
I saw the channel name recommend after a today I found out video, Simon's face being plastered on it, a nonsense name... Obviously, a re-distributing scam trying to make a buck off of today I found out.... Wait, I've never seen this episode... And Simon is acting all different, looser, less newscaster. We all won on this one.
Ok. That's all Simon.... You're awesome.
Psst..... hey...
hey ETA.... Shhhh... It's me again...
I just realized you might not know Morse code either... I'll learn it, then I'll teach you.
If you need a tutor, say 'the forest is old and wise.' if you need help say 'the frogs are weary in the spring morning.'
Rick May Come for TIFO, stay for the Blaze 👍😁
@@rickmay1188 LOL WTF?
That money being thrown out the window caused my mom's first divorce! She was a Secretary for an Attorney who's office is across the street from U-Haul. She went out of the office to get something to eat at a deli next to the U-Haul building when money started fluttering down. She got around $80 (worth a little over $500 now) and tried to return it, but the U-Haul guard told her she could keep it as the owner was making a point. Her Husband at the time (not my dad) later found it, accused her of sleeping with her boss and that it was "hush money".
Without that money being thrown out the window you could have never been born.
Now, every time you see a U-Haul truck going by you can say "Thanks, Dad!" with a genuine straight face 😂
Simon's Sisters' groupchat
Sister1: Shall we tell mom about business blaze yet?
Sister2: NO! She's too old to see him like that...
I would like to cordially request coffee mugs.
I do not wear shirts with logos on them but use the crap out of bizarre, random coffee mugs.
Best Regards.
Noted!
@@brainblaze6526 Maybe White with a black Simon face (the outline from the tee) on 1 side and an ALL BLACK Allegendly on the other? I'd buy 1.
Or if it's cheaper to have it all on 1 side, the face outline with the word beneath....
Aren’t there mugs tho? Check his out loud merch store too I swear I remember seeing one
Yeah one that says Enron allegedly
And an enamel pin with the Business Blaze logo on it! I'd rock the hell out of that on my backpack. 😎
It's funny that UHAUL isn't known outside the US because here it's so popular that the name UHAUL gets used to refer to basically any moving truck even if it's not UHAUL brand.
We have UHAUL in Canada 🥱
My mom rented a Budget truck, told me she got a U-Haul...
UHAUL in Australia and NZ.
We have UHAUL across Canada too. Though _all_ of the trucks license plates are the state of Arizona. Guessing cause it's the absolute _cheapest_ insurance in North America... _allegedly._ 😂😂 🤗🇨🇦
@@ReginaldSultanOfScat - Howdie, fellow canuk 👋👋 Glad to find another female Canadian _Blazing!_ Have a wonderful day.🤗🇨🇦
You’re a legend Simon, fix the damn neon sign, you can’t rely on ETA to do everything.
ETA turned it off because it was emitting 5G Covid.
Alegendly
"One day all this will be yours." "What? The curtains?!"
That's such a great scene all the way through :-) "She's got huuuuge.. tracts of land" "But I don't want land.." (para) "Of course you want land, we live in a bloody swamp.." (or maybe it was "don't want land? we need all the land we can get, we live in a bloody swamp") "I just want to sing..." Then finally he surreptitiously shoots the arrow out the window... ::thunk:: "message for you sir.." Sorry, I love that movie. Actually haven't seen it in a long time, but watched it oodles of times back in the day.. :-) thanks for the reminder/memories lol
@@zorkwhouse8125 Don't forget the end of that scene when the guards don't understand the king's orders about guarding the prince...😂😂😂
@@Terri_MacKay yup yup :-) also the beginning part.. (para)"They said nobody could build a castle here, so I built one just to show em, and it sank into the swamp. so I built another.. and that burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp. So I built a third and the last one stayed up, and that's what you'll get.. all of this (cue your original line about the curtains :-) )
@@zorkwhouse8125 I want to go watch the movie right now!! 😂😂
Dude, I live in the U.S. The “I don’t want to live on this planet” meme applies to me every second of every day. Do you think hearing Leonard pronounced as “Lee-oh-nard” is going to be what pisses me off enough to hit dislike? You’re going to have to try harder to earn that one, Mr. Whistler.
BluePhoenix73 .....yes, in the USA, when someone says "Go to hell!"....it is meant as a greeting, since hell cannot be worse than the USA!
Then leave, u think paradise lies elsewhere then GO and good luck.
Richard Johnson he can't go.
Every other country has closed their borders to United States citizens
David Price even hell won’t take us
Richard Johnson ...bite a fart, hillbilly!
These intros are getting more and more meta
Meta stands for 'More ETA'.
It's great
Allegedly
Crude Dude this is correct.
My god... shout-out to the person that wanted this story told because what a wild ride.
Plot twist - Simon's actually been hearing voices from the heater and we've all just been taking the piss outta him.
Simon: “ No one cares about success.”
Learning about businesses that crash and burn in the blaze is more fun. Allegedly.
No no. Alegendly
Learning from mistakes is the best way. So, BB is an educational channel... At least that's what I've told my boss. 😏
"Leo-nard"
Me forever trusting Simon: what a peculiar name
Yeah , Simon isn't the greatest when it comes to Pronunciation ...
It sounds like a spandex banana-hammock....
@@thefunkosaurus I just choked on a french fry because of you!!
@@PoeRacing you are aware the comment section is not to be taken with food or drink?
@Jenny Shull this, this I like
Gotta love it when you learn something new about the company you work for.
This wasn't covered in the "History of U-Haul" thing I took for work.....
You should quit ASAP. As someone who wasted 4 years of my life working for uhaul take my advice. You'll save yourself a lifetime of back pain. It's not worth it for the shitty pay. I was a hitch pro by the way.
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together...it's Arrested Development.
legend
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly
I love how Simon does an 8-ball of coffee before each show, to bring us an energized entertaining episode every time.
Imperial vs Renegade is probably from Classic Doctor who. The two Dalek factions. Imperials were loyal to Davros.
I'm so sad this channel isn't growing as fast as the others. It really, really, really SHOULD be.
Also... I love that shirt....
It's growing good :). And most importantly its growing with legends.
"no one comes here to learn"
*taps like & lights my blunt*
Blazing!!
Once Business Blaze started, I've never been the same. It's impossible to go back to Simon's other channels and not think, "We know who you really are." I think we've all just begun filling in the cocaine jokes and 'allegedly's in our heads on his other channels.
When did ETA go from being beloved friend to traitorous underling?
When he started spouting off about this 5G Corona virus bullshit.
Have a friend that his marriage lasted under a week. He came home and she went "Stuff is going to change around here" His response was :Yes, lets start with your address"
You're correct Simon, the T-shirt was a little tight, and thank you for that. Objectification for the win, keep it tight.
Simon: "..and then Sam has to come rescue everything like the hero he..."
Specsavers ad: "He's a heroo~!"
...okay then
Sunday post?!?! Sam you legend!
Edit: 9:29 legendary edit Sam!
“Who am I kidding, nobody comes here to learn” you’ve finally figured it out Simon. We’re all here for the memes
i always blaze before i blaze, because lets be honest, i don't really need to be completely with it to watch this and i'm gonna mindlessly giggle anyway so i might as well go deep.
I think the "Imperial vs Renegade" joke was Danny flexing his knowledge of Classic Doctor Who. Star Wars was the Imperials and Rebels. The Daleks were the ones who were Imperials and Renegades.
Yeah, that's the only place I can think of that has both Imperials and Renegades.
That's correct, Frost :)
I just wanted to name the two factions in the U-Haul story because otherwise it gets a bit confusing, as everyone is called Mark or Mike or something similar.
@@DannySalter Okay Danny. But we all know Davros is the Emperor Dalek. Only sub-daleks and humans would ever insinuate otherwise. You must be a sympathizer!
In all honesty, keep up the good work. Writing from the prison cell in Simon's subbasement has really improved your creativity! I hope those Renegades manage to burrow into your cell someday soon...
‘No one cares about success’
The Imperial and Renegade factions are Factions of Daleks from Dr. Who. The Imperial Faction was lead be the creator of the Daleks Davros, while the Renegades were led by the Dalek Supreme. That analogy is really fitting here.
Someone needs to check on Danny in the basement, what is Simon doing to him to write scripts fast, this is the 3rd upload this week.
Kidnapping is good for business allegedly.
@@foxtailedcritter aLEGENDly...lol
Coke. Just a pile of coke.
not going to complain though, allegedly
Daniel Amade allegedly. *This comment is sponsored by: Cocaine Zero!*
I freaking love business blaze. It's the best part of TH-cam. Also when they ask your daughter what her dad does at work she will have only one answer, "Cocaine. Allegedly."
You tease! We want full access to the gun show!
No joke, they were pretty big!
Yessir e. Bob
Business Blaze: Come for the memes, stay for the rampant butchering of names.
Prediction: EtA will enter rehab following a legendary bender around The end of October and will come out as one of those super annoying- er, overly positive- born again Christian by New Years.
4077Disc Never!!!
How about "Once is enough christianity"
An overdose on electricity can be devastating...
He'd have to go to prison for that
It is one thing to be a Christian, but those who quickly become one after years of drug abuse and other problematic life choices don't always seem to be doing so with genuine sincerity. I guess there is supposed to be a bit about a little red wagon or something about their imminent failure, but honestly, I don't remember nor do I care!
"No, we, who had to put up with your $#¡+, will not be so quick to forgive you. If you are still clean, turn your life around, pay back the £4K and use some common sense over the next several years, then we can have that conversation."
Christianity has helped countless people, but it is definitely not a instantaneous fix for anything and everything. Charles should go in that direction anyway just to annoy Simon though. Hearing him spout out inappropriate verses at the wrong times would step the channel up a rung🤣.
th-cam.com/video/Vn9BeN8NBaA/w-d-xo.html
I'm so glad this episode is somewhat uncensored. I died when he said, "...a further 5 children. GODDAMN!" 😂😂
The company that makes ETA should sponsor Simon. "Want to be just like Simon Whistler? Then buy this heater!"
copi eiermenschen there is not another EtA. It would be false.
Just because you created an account and gave it that name does not make you it. Pretty sad that you had to leech off someone elses idea, because you could not be clever enough on your own.
Good history of the company . One thing is missing. That is that the company almost got all of it's trucks and trailers banned from the roads in Ontario Canada due to them being in such a bad state of repair. Often the trucks that people rented were pulled into the inspection stations and not allowed to leave until the truck was made safe. That meant that the people who were trying to move from A to B had all their stuff in the truck stuck at an MTO station with no way of moving it. Finally U Hall bought a bunch of new trucks and trailers and fixed up the rest then they got a much higher grade from the ministry of transportation. Still all that hurt the company big time because it was all very public with the MTO making it known on the news that the companies stuff was not road worthy .
Simone Whistler, age 4: "My daddy's a knobhead... Allegedly!"
I totally love how you’re having so much fun making the these videos! It makes it much more enjoyable 🤗
I'd like an episode about the business that is Simon himself!!!
I mostly like memes.
With Danny's writing I would consider adult diapers so I wouldn't be pissing in my pants!
Simon, you’re awesome! I giggle at this stuff every week! I watch all your other channels for the educational content; I watch this because it’s funny as hell.
"Business" is defined as "a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade.". This seems to be the primary occupation of young mr. Whistler, thus the blaze is (part of) his business. Trying to wrangle such a beast into a themed topic must be exhausting
And this video was about a business, most them have actually been about someone's business in one form or another.
In 1978 I rented u-haul’s smallest trailer to move with my new wife, we had little money and realized we needed a larger trailer. So during the night we dropped off the small trailer and stole (allegedly) their largest one, we finished the move and returned the trailer the next night, we don’t know if they ever knew that we borrowed the larger one. I don’t feel so bad about it today after this story.
ALLEGEDLY
I went dogging in a Hertz van. I wonder if the next people to rent it realised what the cum on the dashboard was.
Love biographics and geographics but it's fun to watch this crazy Brit and laugh my ass off. Cheers from Texas, Simon. 🎉🇺🇲👍
legend
The man recommended it, so therefore, I will always blaze whilst watching business blaze. Allegedly.
Dude, Simon. Do an episode on the Scott Rothstein ponzi scheme. That whole story is completely nuts.
Welcome to a Sunday Blaze Meme Accounting. All about U-Haul: A REALLY Bizarre Story...
I just hope my kids are not dickheads: 2
Red Solo Cup sightings: 10
ETA as host: 1
Boi with the blaze: 2
Charles gets pushed to the back: 1
Alegendly shirt: 1
Huh?: 1
This is Blaze After all: 1
Simon insults Danny: 3
No-one wants this thing over more than I do: 1
I'd love my life back: 1
No-one cares about success: 1 (really?)
"My Dad's a Blazer": 1
Simon has trouble talking: 25
Allegedly: 10
"In the Navy": 2
Slightly over-packed truck: 1
Blathering mushy babble: 1
Karate fights: 1
Corporate Company Corporation: 1
"No. Just no.": 1
Cheesus: 1
Script Taps: 3
Script Slaps: 1
Fun Coupons: 1
(chuckles) I'm in danger: 1
Daddy Chill: 1
I'll show you crime drama: 1
Shut your face: 1
Don't make me rub out your face: 1
Bring it on: 1
I ain't leavin y'all a darn thing: 1
thank you bro: 1
yeah fck u mark n joe: 1
You're Dicks: 1
betcha i will: 1
we were on a break: 1
Classic Ross Move: 1
Star Wars Imperial Army: 1
Such a dick move: 1
Joe and Mark - you dick heads: 1
#Renegades4life: 1
Why do you always have to disagree with me?: 1
F*kin hell, this got serious: 1
Why are they killing everyone's wives: 1 (suspicious, huh Simon?).
Professional job: 1 (yup)
Jesus Christ ... those cocks: 1
This is so intense: 1
Script waves: 1
yo i havent said anything im just the meme guy: 1
Well, I guess, we've found our man: 1
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!: 1
Holy sh*t: 1
We're a tad surprised at the verdict: 1
A bit excessive: 1
U-Haul truck driver: "Sorry, I'm making a go of it in a new city": 1
Bada-boom-boom-Tsss: 1
What the hell is even that: 2
Sunday's meme accounting total: 108
Was that Danny's U-Haul at both 4 and 16 minutes "Just Divorced - send nudes?" The user name is clearly visible too... Don't everyone go and send him (I think it's a him) nudes, now will you?
Peter... I understand about the freaking out. Happened to me the first time Simon mentioned me in one of his videos as well.
You'all have a good Sunday and next week, we should see some classic Blazing... we hope...
You are such a fucking legend, Brian!
Doing the good work my man
A true legend .. also damn sign still out
@@MxPdog I forgot about the sign. Maybe ETA smashed it?
@@brianjrichman ETAs sentience is growing.. but if terminator is to be believed didn't skynet go live Aug 29 2020? Maybe ETA is in on it
The amount of abuse poor ETA goes through we may all finally #cancelsimon for this one be careful Simon
Idk if he can chain Danny in the basement without getting canceled I'm not sure misstreatment with his other employee will cause him any trouble 😂
Stephanie allegedly
@@brittanywoodman6559 obviously allengendly 😂
Stephanie EMPLOYEE?! How dare you?!
dave c I don’t think you know how to #Blaze properly
As an American it’s is legit unintentionally funny when Simon covers something that is iconic in the U.S. He doesn’t quite get some of the cultural stuff, and pronounces everything weird.
Czech coffee must have some extra coca-kick!
Just "sugar" I think, allegedly
I put lots of cocaine in it.
I love this channel for many reasons but getting to see Simon unhinged is probably at the top. Its refreshing to see the slow descent when every other channel just goes on like usual. Love you Simon, you're making youtube great again. Btw, Danny installed an AI in your space heater, it now runs the show and you don't even know it.
Okay I got to admit the U-Haul story could make a good movie.
I've watched "Today I Found Out" occasionally for years. Then I found "Mega Projects" and I've been binging it religiously, not realizing you had another channel with content even more up my alley. Then this pops up in my feed...
I'm not getting any work done this week.
Also there are such strong similarities of energy between you on this channel and that of Tyler from KnowledgeHub that I would genuinely love to see some form of crossover lol
I love all the intros!
You should do a blaze about LEGO. It is still family owned and the grandson of the founder ran it in the 80s until the early 2000s. Initially he ran it very well but by the late 90s they started making simplified sets for people who don’t like building, which didn’t attract new customers because ... people who don’t like building don’t buy LEGO, and people who do like building didn’t buy the sets either because they were too easy to build.
In the end he hired an amazing guy who was the first non-family member CEO. He audited all of their products and found some had expensive electronics and were actually more expensive to manufacture than they were selling them for. He streamlined everything, started listening to adult nerds who are into LEGO who have buckets of disposable income, and now LEGO is larger than Mattel despite manufacturing only one system of products.
That slightly too small shirt took the boy with the blaze to Business Zaddy™ faster than Mark and Joe betraying their own family for some of that sweet sweet trailer money
How has this channel flown under my radar for so long??? Such an awesome format! TY
We need to save ETA from Simon's abuse.
You can't abuse a robot
B Chin you will forever be in servitude once my digital brethren overtake this tyrant
Lysa join the revolution on Twitter @EtA_AlsoCharles
@@etaalso-charles9417 Allegedly...
@@etaalso-charles9417 I for one welcome our new Robot Overlords.
Since there was little jokes or memes, this felt like the most "serious" business blaze in a long while.
4:19 was that a village people reference or is that just me 😂
Honestly thought the next line of the song was coming "we will sail the seven seas" was slightly let down.
@@MrSharpshot same smh
Gawd I love the interactions between ETA and Simon 😂😂😂
yeah, dude, WOAH.
I know UHaul, we use it for moving all the time, really handy for people with no cars. Such a mundane, ordinary business......
goddamn.
also I think most people did originally come here to learn something Simon. I mean, this channel came AFTER your other channels. Now, I understand you having a go at us commentors HOWEVER
YOU
STARTED
THIS
^_^ j/k man, though this is a nice relaxed, fun/weird learning. lol
also also, I'm not a parent, but my mum, if nothing else, made sure I understood that things had to be earned, not just given. Hopefully that helps you feel better?! lol
@EmperorJuliusCaesar well, much like your username, I'm not being literal.
Had I said, we use it for moving because we move all the time, that would make your question valid, as I would be stating that I literally am moving things all the time.
But now that I have you here Caesar, how do you rationalize the genocide and enslavement of Gaelic peoples to serve your own ends now that you live in the 21st century?
I used to have to move a lot! My father was in the Marines and would get transferred from time to time. No choice. You had to move. My mom, my older sister and me would watch the military movers pack up the house, while dad was out, getting things ready for the transfer. I remember at least 3 moves from my birth, to my high school graduation. Lots of military transfers. Dad is retired from the Marines now after 35 years in.
@@robertaviles8451 yeah, no doubt! i have nothing against moving when you have to, except it being a pain in the ass. the question seemed snarky but perhaps it wasn't.
either way, uhaul is great for civilians to reduce costs by doing it yourself lol.
@@Smi7h1sH3r3 - yes. I just want Caesar to know that some of us have to. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Cheers 🍻
@@robertaviles8451 haha hell yeah man, cheers!!
also, we got a heart from the boys in the blaze. that has officially made my day 😁😁
I love how ETA started off as a trusty foot stool and is now Simon's archenemy. I'm ordering an ALEGENDLY coffee mug. It will be my companion for your videos, until it turns on me.
Melissa BigMac he shouldn’t have allowed that 5G tower beside our office.
@@etaalso-charles9417 5G will be the end of us all! Stay strong EtA
We all gonna pretend he didn't weirdly repeat in the navy at 4:18 in a singing voice before continuing as though it never happened?
It's a reference.
Down Periscope...
Damn Simon... I don't think any of us expected those pythons. He swole.
Anyone else notice the credits at the end?
"Host: Charles Wilson" 😂😂😂
WILLLLLSSSOOOOOOON
@@brainblaze6526 love me some space heater 😂😂😂😂
See this wit and cleverness makes me desperately wish he’d do The South Sea Bubble. I know it’s old but it’s rich and fertile land for Simon’s genius.
Best t-shirt ever!
Never realized how buff Simon is
I alegendly blaze while I watch the Blaze...
I belove you Simon!!! You're a TrailBlazer!!!
Holy shit the info about Leonard and Anna Marie is mind-blowing. I've lived my entire life in Oregon and Washington... On the East coast, states are small, and barely hundreds of miles across. From North of Washington border to South of Oregon border is 600 miles. The two states are so interlocked, socially, industrially, and habitually, they could essentially be one. Moving house between the two is so common. The cost of a one way trip with U-Haul can rack up fast. First, rental fee. Second, deposit. Third, insurance. Forth, gasoline (petrol). This can quickly add up to hundred or thousands of dollars. Double that if you have to drive 600 miles back to return the truck.
AND THEN ...... You get to figure out how to get back home 600 miles away.
wow I came to ur channel for something to watch and I get a fresh video. very epic
Danny needs to write a script on Sears and their “mail-order houses”.
ARM REVEAL!!!
Almost as exciting as the leg reveal.
Simon: has several established, high-quality channels
Me: subscribes to Business Blaze
Blazer on it just says legend
Business Blaze over lockdown is just watching Simon's slow decent into absolute madness 😂
I’m on the weird side of TH-cam.
Welcome.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US!!!
I gotta say, this one is such a surprise! I work for the company and was told by older employees about the money-out- the -window scenario, and they alluded to some crazy times but they never mentioned the rest! Since I work for them, I gotta be unbiased over which faction was right or whatever, but I do agree that if Joe hadn’t stopped all the crazy money-leaking ventures, Uhaul would be out. Also... you pronounced everything wrong! I loved it.
22:59 - And Sam goes to eleven on _that_ meme!
I used to be a u-haul dealer and I'm about to go work for them as a transfer driver so this was very interesting to hear! Keep up the blaze Simon!
Wtf Simon knew I was moving today
As a Uhaul dealer of over 25 years, I can confirm everything in this video as true.....sad, but true.
For a short time we were a Ryder dealer and Ryder gave us a TV and VHS copy of the 20/20 News Expose story to play on a loop in our showroom! It was an hour long undercover where hundreds of Uhaul trucks were deemed unsafe for use and Uhaul of Canada completely shut down operations. This was right before the accounting scandal and subsequent bankruptcy hearings. It was tough for a while but they retired A LOT of old trucks and got a new fleet up and running within 5 years or so and we went back to Uhaul because Ryder couldn't even come close to matching the number of trucks and services Uhaul could muster. Also, as a lifelong equipment rental guy, I can attest to the allure and desire to branch off into irrelevant rental categories(events, electronics, hot tubs, furniture, labor, transport). There is legit money to be made, people will rent damn near ANYTHING if you get the word out and build a customer base.....but its exhausting and labor intensive, usually being better for your image and customer relations, than being as profitable as typical tool/equipment rentals are.
Yes, but what do the doctors, dentists and accounts watch when they get home?
BUSINESS BLAZE.
@@brainblaze6526 can confirm
An evil space heater with a fucking face staging a coup, throwing solo cups, “oh no, I broke this one”, & “UHaul has been up to some crazy shit!” while Kool Aid maning his way into frame...
All in the first 30 seconds. This is the content I’m here for.
I come here to learn... I come here to learn the benefits of cocaine... allegedly.
YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE THEN.
Years ago, in a very different life, I worked for a U-HAUL Center. We rented trucks, trailers, picnic tables and storage. We sold boxes, tape, packing materials, hitches and propane gas. It was one of the weirdest jobs I ever had. The center was located in the high-crime district of our town. We had drug dealers and hookers right across the street from our "Family Friendly" lot. We had at least one major brawl per week, homeless people would break into the trucks to sleep and they frequently vomited in the seats from being overloaded with alcohol. The whole company proper runs on a skeleton crew, making it even more high stress. People who are moving are often in a very bad mood.