As someone who doesn't live to the aforementioned provinces in this video but has a decent knowledge about them, I conclude that all of these are pretty spot on.
As a Filipino who has a Grandma who is a Bicolana and a Grandfather from Leyte, yes. We eat chilli's in daily basis and we don't breathe oxygen, we breathe fire.
I didn't live in capiz but in iloilo though i still relate. Almost every women there had a story about encountering a wakwak/mananangal. In general, if you walk up to any person and ask them if they encountered an aswang, they'd 100% say yes or say their cousin's cousin's friend's dad saw one.
@@AoiFlame02 damn you just reminded me of when my mom keep telling me and my sisters that some shitty old woman who keep staying in front of our door once did something in our ceiling and shit it was scary since my mom is nice she gave her pandesal and foods everymornjng but damn she sad that the old woman keep staring at her when she was pregnant
shit is real even in Mindanao, Experienced one myself when my aunt was pregnant, I can a hard-breathing on top of our roof even though there's a ceiling.
As a Mexican, I'm actually impressed that an Asian country use the letter "ñ". and I know what the Spaniards did there... But still it's impressive xD.
look up the chavacano language and you may find many similarities to other hispanic languages, it is a filipino language with old spanish influence as well.
As someone from Iloilo, the Capiz slander is damn funny lmao. I always get told that there's a lot of aswang there. But never once I heard about that slander from Aklan
The General Santos City one is really accurate. Every boys in the city including myself have experienced fist fighting when we were kids like it's part of our culture lol
As a fellow GenSan inhabitant I too have witnessed all the boys in the classroom have mock fights between classes when the teacher hasn't arrived yet 💀
fckin cebuanos have superiority complex, there's this bitch tindera and i asked in tagalog how much for the fish she sells and spoke to me in bisaya and when i said i don't speak their shit language she said then learn dumbass tang inang yun what if i spoke to bisayans in my own language in my own province like what that bitch said? pretty sure she'll prostrate to any white man she will see
@@mayalonde1138 Actually, no one knows who sang the song nor specifics about where it came from. KMJS investigated it. Search mo "Dayang Dayang KMJS", baka makita mo yung video nila dito sa youtube.
As someone from Aklan. I can confirm that every night we barricade our homes from the dead, cults and also the occasional mythical creatures. It's normal, it's fine.
This is the funniest one and the truest, hands down! I was skeptical at first, but when you brought in the aswangs in Aklan/Capiz and mangkukulams in Siquijor i realized this was 100% legit. 😂🤣 Longlib!
As a guy who went to Tondo once, you almost got it right The only thing missing is a rope tying both my arm and the other guy's, and a group of people betting who survives
Filipino childhood: outdoor playing stuff chasing each other nostalgic events after school only tells parents not going school when they're really sick has pets back then that are not cats or dogs (white mouse,umang,gagamba,salagubang,sisiw) nostalgic patintero and tumbang preso no video games back then only arcades house is mainly wood or bamboo and flat iron(idk what is it called) for roof punishment from parents like getting spanked by hangers or sticks TV show childhoods like sineskuwela etc. That are literally nostalgia and gives information American childhood:almost couch potato B O R I N Gchildhood shows like pbs kids and nickelodeon that had weak good information and focus on animation and comedy rarely outside pretends to be sick to skip school only to get caught later goes out to play outside only in parks in playgrounds throws tantrums when not getting a toy only punishment from parents is getting insulted and spanked by weak ass hands
Alright i found it, somewhere around the internet is the og video, but it's mostly used as a gif or as a sad video, it's just called "guy sitting in the rain sad"
The Cebuano one is so accurate as fuck. I had a cousin who lives in Cebu and and I went there with my American friend and they literally dressed 90s fashion 💀
The formal greeting in Tondo part is so accurate. Just greeted 7 foreigners today, they ended up letting me take their money. Very nice people.
It is very similar to London
Do you know the name of the movie on the Capiz meme part?
@@qwertyqwert1250 I think it's The Silence of the Lambs, but I'm not sure.
@@mynameismax3334 Oh thank you! Been looking for the title for a while, ill try that
@@qwertyqwert1250 It's called 28 weeks later
As a Baguio citizen, when it reaches 25°C, I feel like my entire body is melting.
Me and the boys in Baguio sweating our asses off at 21°C 😎😎😎
@@mizuha-chan4145 People in Norway melting when it reaches 19°C
Me from Australia, 35°c is pleasant. I shiver when below 22°c
Come to dagupan city where the temperature rarely go below 28 and the humidity will make you hate summer 🙃😂
Me in Baguio staying inside the whole time cuz it's hot outside but still sweats
Philippines, a cesspool of culture and memes. 🇵🇭
Philippines, a culturally meme-tism archipelago
@@oujimandias6485 yes
And cringe
@@just.per.8799 Sadly, as a Filipino, this fact is undeniable.
@@just.per.8799 so true
As someone who doesn't live to the aforementioned provinces in this video but has a decent knowledge about them, I conclude that all of these are pretty spot on.
people from maguindanao when there's another islamic group rise up for third time in a month
People from Maguindanao, when someone makes a joke about a massacre in there region.
I'm migrant in Dubai originally from maguindanao and that is soo accurate
@@test505fgf You should stay there don't ever come back
And the government still allows it what a shame
AFP: "Ah shit, here we go again."
As a Filipino who has a Grandma who is a Bicolana and a Grandfather from Leyte, yes. We eat chilli's in daily basis and we don't breathe oxygen, we breathe fire.
This man is clutching the wildfires fr fr ong
how do you think Bicol Express was made?
guy : i can move items
jessicca soho : ULTRA DRAMATIC SOUND
as someone who descended from a clan in aklan this is 100% true and is also the worst place for a pregnant woman to live in
Can i ask for more context? Did not quite understand the aklan part.
@@ponpon2051 aswang. Im not sure if you know but in filipino folklore, there are a lot of aswangs well known for their taste of fetuses.
I didn't live in capiz but in iloilo though i still relate. Almost every women there had a story about encountering a wakwak/mananangal. In general, if you walk up to any person and ask them if they encountered an aswang, they'd 100% say yes or say their cousin's cousin's friend's dad saw one.
@@AoiFlame02 damn you just reminded me of when my mom keep telling me and my sisters that some shitty old woman who keep staying in front of our door once did something in our ceiling and shit it was scary since my mom is nice she gave her pandesal and foods everymornjng but damn she sad that the old woman keep staring at her when she was pregnant
shit is real even in Mindanao, Experienced one myself when my aunt was pregnant, I can a hard-breathing on top of our roof even though there's a ceiling.
As a Mexican, I'm actually impressed that an Asian country use the letter "ñ".
and I know what the Spaniards did there... But still it's impressive xD.
Tagalog is heavily Spanish in the first place
Usage of ñ is exclusively for nouns especially some name of places and surnames of people in PH. It also have the same case in using letter z.
Ñ
This is one of the reasons why some nations don't really consider Filipinos as asians lmao
look up the chavacano language and you may find many similarities to other hispanic languages, it is a filipino language with old spanish influence as well.
As someone from Iloilo, the Capiz slander is damn funny lmao. I always get told that there's a lot of aswang there. But never once I heard about that slander from Aklan
Do you know what movie is the Capiz one called?
@@qwertyqwert1250 28 weeks later yung clip hahahaha
As a person from Pampanga, yep. This is our worst cooking yet.
Free taste pls?
emphasis on *yet.*
Free sample?
I beg to differ. I can't cook shit.
if on theory i end up finding myself in pampanga, i'd be crowned the worst cook yet 🤣
0:58 Could've been titled "Most isolated place in Boracay"
as a bicolano i could confirm that having chilli in every meal is a must.
Halos kada pagkain namin dito may sili lalo na an labuyo
@@valleyball9642 speak bicolano
@@Pfalz536 he's/she's already speaking in bikol so?
@@valleyball9642 natong tapos ginataang dahon ning kangos ayyy manamiton!!!
@@pretty_mama2215 correction *haros kada pagkaon uya may sili Lalo na ang labuyo
0:01 every valorant player waiting for the match to start🤡
That background music blasted me right back to family reunions.
Finally, a Filipino meme that isn't Anime
The General Santos City one is really accurate. Every boys in the city including myself have experienced fist fighting when we were kids like it's part of our culture lol
As a fellow GenSan inhabitant I too have witnessed all the boys in the classroom have mock fights between classes when the teacher hasn't arrived yet 💀
Gensan impact
@@tyki3459 SJSJAKAJSKAKAKKSSKKA
Do you know the name of the movie on the Capiz meme part?
I don't know why but the part with Siquijor in 1:03 makes me feel something
Tagalogs trying to understand literally anyone else in the country
True as a Tagalog myself LMAO
Tagalogs thinking that they're the "default" Filipinos
@@zad_rasera idk why but its mostly the visayas that think this way 🤔
@@zad_rasera Visayans: 👀
@@gosen1776 no its tagalog. I speak bisaya and they thought I'm from India or something.
As a cebuano, I can confirm that's how we react when we meet a foreigner
TRUE LMAO
@Pau E See?! Not all of the ones who do it are women 😭
Thats not something to be proud of
That is not something to be proud of what.
fckin cebuanos have superiority complex, there's this bitch tindera and i asked in tagalog how much for the fish she sells and spoke to me in bisaya and when i said i don't speak their shit language she said then learn dumbass tang inang yun what if i spoke to bisayans in my own language in my own province like what that bitch said? pretty sure she'll prostrate to any white man she will see
Half Bicolano here
I have 5 different jars of chilli garlic, and chilli flakes on my table. My motto is “it’s not a meal if there is no chilli on it”
Filipino parents explaining why they're son needs to be better at math when they treat the child shit:
The music is even cherry on top! It's not a filipino music but I have it is in my every childhood memory 😂
Unless you mean Filipino as Tagalog language, this is technically a filipino music, specifically an ilocano music.
When are people gonna stop associating Filipinos with just and only Tagalog? Just say Filipino if you don't know what province it belongs.
Wait. I always thought that dayang dayang is not a filipino music. Lol my bad, my bad.
@@mayalonde1138
Ah my bad I thought you meant that you know Dayang Dayang is a Filipino song but not sure whether it is Tagalog or not
@@mayalonde1138 Actually, no one knows who sang the song nor specifics about where it came from. KMJS investigated it. Search mo "Dayang Dayang KMJS", baka makita mo yung video nila dito sa youtube.
As an Aklanon, we do indeed become a public nuissance to our neighbors
i think the meme is that the typical neighbor in aklan/capiz is an aswang
>be like op
>calls his vid "philippine slander"
>compliments pampangueño cooking skills
As a person from Bacolod, I go in a murder spree everytime you make fun of chicken inasal
Mang Inasal better
@@rustleancar131 chicken deli the best
The tondo part was so true. 5 of us went to visit the place and only 3 of us went home. Such a nice place.
As a guy in samar. I can totally agree on that one. Especially in my dad's hometown it always rains at least once a day there
As someone from Aklan. I can confirm that every night we barricade our homes from the dead, cults and also the occasional mythical creatures.
It's normal, it's fine.
Kapampangan food is unmatchable. Even Gordon Ramsay would say "Where are my balls!?! (In an metaphorical way)"
I’m actually born in that province and yeah it’s accurate
Once you go Kapampangan, you never go back😂
Lol, in my experience, it's really strange that Baguio suddenly turns into a freaking desert once the sun was shining brightly into the clear sky.
Honestly with the amount of times me and my older brother fought over stuff, the "average childhood in general santos" is very accurate lol
0:28 sadyang worst ba tlga kami tska bat pampangueños eh kapampangans tawag samin HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Agree
Dude youtube translates kapampangan as pampangueño
Thanks for adding Pampanga bc thats where I live and I speak kapampangan :)
Why do Filipinos almost always start their sentences with “being a..” and “as a..”
This is the funniest one and the truest, hands down! I was skeptical at first, but when you brought in the aswangs in Aklan/Capiz and mangkukulams in Siquijor i realized this was 100% legit. 😂🤣 Longlib!
Slander pa ba yan or compliments? BTW props to JZK for lots of nice videos recently
I always appreciate the notice of my grind, brother 💯🙏
As an American I found this to be very informative
As a guy who went to Tondo once, you almost got it right
The only thing missing is a rope tying both my arm and the other guy's, and a group of people betting who survives
As a guy who experience a amazing childhood here in zamboanga, i approve this meme.
Bro deadass the Cebuano part is true, specifically like the 60 year old American foreigners 💀
Siquijor part absolute facts
God the Dayang Dayang playing in the bg will forever remind me that that song will forever plague my memory bank for the rest of my life
0:16
there's nothing wrong with our childhood, seems pretty normal to me
Still never gonna mess with you guys
Theres nothing wrkng with my childhood in general santos
Nothing wrong with my childhood in gensan
POV: you're trying to find a comment that isn't a AS A
Yup true our family loves spices here in bicol its like in every dish. Also i like eating egg with soy sauce.
Tondo is in Manila LMFAO
Baguio steaming at 27°C is legit ☠️
As a bikolano the bicol one is true, I love eating spicy pancit canton for breakfast it's literally sooo good 😭
Siquijor part is pretty accurate
I love how Filipino music doesn't give a shit about this
As a Guy Who Lives In Bacolod, I Can Relate the Last One
0:28 is this a compliment ? 😳🥺
As a Siquijodnon, mo agree ko nga in ana amoang daily activities diri.
Filipino childhood: outdoor playing stuff chasing each other nostalgic events after school only tells parents not going school when they're really sick has pets back then that are not cats or dogs (white mouse,umang,gagamba,salagubang,sisiw) nostalgic patintero and tumbang preso no video games back then only arcades house is mainly wood or bamboo and flat iron(idk what is it called) for roof punishment from parents like getting spanked by hangers or sticks TV show childhoods like sineskuwela etc. That are literally nostalgia and gives information
American childhood:almost couch potato B O R I N Gchildhood shows like pbs kids and nickelodeon that had weak good information and focus on animation and comedy rarely outside pretends to be sick to skip school only to get caught later goes out to play outside only in parks in playgrounds throws tantrums when not getting a toy only punishment from parents is getting insulted and spanked by weak ass hands
Remember riding on coconut leaves? Good ol times
and taking a shower outside everytime it rains
I added more
@@Thewildlifeenthusiast123 all is still true
@@Panzerfaust_1939 you live in rural or urban?
The music is pretty classic and nostalgic, good job man you get a W for the vid.👍
I agree with the Bicolano one i've try there the chili ice cream
My cousins can relate to the Siquijor Slander because they lived there hahaha thanks for making me laugh!!🌹
JZK: How to accurately insult the Filipinos
as someone who lives in Pampanga, yes we are Pampangueños and definitely not Kapampangan.
why is the "formal getting in tondo" and the last one is so accurate
CHICKEN FROM OUR COUNTRY DOESNT TASTE BAD.... unless you burnt it it is
Manila’s best shower: *bucket filled with water*
It should be illegal to be this accurate, ohmygod
Us Filipinos can (probably) approve this
it is fr like- i dont even want to get out of my house when its 27° outside
💀
Just overdosed on nostalgia from that song alone...
Formal greeting in Tondo, but that guy they used as example looks like a promdi "From The Province." 😂😂😂
Dayang Dayang!
Omg this was the bop of my childhood!
As a filipino frequently visiting bacolod, i'd say their inasal is top tier.
I'm definitely not being held by gunpoint with a smuggled glock i swear.
The childhood one is accurate ngl
I CAN RELATE TO THE THUMBNAIL SO MUCH!! MY DAD IS A BICOLANO AND MOSTLY HE EATS SPICY AND THINKS I CAN HANDLE IT TOT
0:06 where to find this video?
internet
Damn i really wanted to know too
Alright i found it, somewhere around the internet is the og video, but it's mostly used as a gif or as a sad video, it's just called "guy sitting in the rain sad"
@@iken1308 thanks
@@RHaYE glad to help another lost soul in the maze
Bulaceños When The Most Iconic Duo Split: Crying Emoji Fading Away
Boracay. I'm dead
baguio city residents:paniking that its 27°C
me who lives in obando where temperature reaches 30+°C:its not that hot
Just bring a jellyfish, the entire island is gonna be all yours
As a Filipino, I can agree this is a fact.
Very filipino
this is the most accurate slander video I have ever seen
0:27 no way he called my home “Pampangueño”💀😭
lmao
1:10 Mga Kapangpangan pag nilagyan mo ng mayo yung Sisig
Merong tao ginagawa yon? BAKIT MUNDO BAKITTTTTT
@@JLdoesArt yeah nilalagay ng mama ko 💀
not the siquijor one lmaoo 😭😭😭 truueeee
General Santos is where I live, and that was fucking gorgeous
In Philippines our spaghetti is all covered with ketchup, no need for that fancy sheet
broooo he got the stereotypes down to a T istg man this had my balls falling off while laughing
I’m a Filipino and- I love these slanders they just don’t offend me, they’re funny af
Mang inasal staff when a customer ask for rice: ahh shit, here we go again
Filipinos when they greet foreigners: hI KuYa
As a bicolano who ate spicy noodles for breakfast....yes we do be livers of spice
people in Southern Leyte knowing that landslides show up during rain.
A good philippine meme? Impossible
As a Filipino, I can say this is true
how is this so accurate 😂😂😂😂
The "Average childhood in General Santos" hits a little too hard now that I think about it 😭
I live in the U.S. and dont understand any of these but I just find them fun to watch.
The Cebuano one is so accurate as fuck. I had a cousin who lives in Cebu and and I went there with my American friend and they literally dressed 90s fashion 💀
Speaking of Bicolanos I am seriously a Bicolano I eat Spicy noodles often
POV: the song being more nostalgic than the video as a Filipino, hhh
I used hear this song from my neighbor every morning for two years
As a bicolana, yes... we do have peppers and milk at breakfast.
As a Bicolano, I can confirm that every breakfast I eat is a large bowl of dried chillies with hotsauce
Dumagueteños when everyone forgets they exist: