'Twas the night before Christmas, and I was enjoying some milk and cookies when I heard a strange sound. Before I could react, Eggsterr appeared in my living room, dressed as... Santa? He smirked and said, "Eggsterr Claus is here." and handed me a wrapped present labeled ‘-25 RR.’ I was absolutely baffled. "Coal for you," he said, before he snatched the cookies off my plate and disappeared in a flash of blue light. Strangest Christmas I've ever had.
Just last week, I was walking with my girlfriend-okay, she's a little on the heavy side, not the prettiest, but she's my girlfriend okay?-when, out of nowhere, a group of five middle schoolers pushed us. One of them said, "You're such a loser, bro. Total beta male." I didn’t even know what that meant, but it didn’t sound like a compliment. They sprayed insults like an Ares. They pointed out how my 5'6 girlfriend, bless her, was not only taller than me but, somehow, "better-looking" (if we’re grading on a curve). Another added, "You're hard-stuck bronze IRL," and I could feel my frustration bubbling to the surface. I was on the verge of saying something back-probably not clever, but something-when suddenly, the universe had other plans. Out of nowhere, Eggster teleported in. Yes, the Eggster. He didn’t say a word. With the deadliest aura you’ve ever seen, he hit a flawless ace, one-tapping each kid like a true Radiant smurf. It was brutal, clinical, and honestly, kind of beautiful. #SquadWiped. Before I could even say "thank you," Eggster popped his ult again and vanished into the shadows, leaving me standing there in stunned silence... and standing trial. Apparently, when five middle schoolers don’t respawn, someone has to take the fall, and "Eggster" isn’t exactly a valid defense. But I’m not even mad. Eggster, if you’re reading this, you’re the GOAT. Teleport back anytime, King.
i was waching eggsterr dominate sinatra live on stream when he suddenly whiffed a whole magazine and died, i typed "lol nice aim" eggsterr looked at the screen and disapeared somewhere, i panicked as i heard a tp sound behind me, i tried turning around to see what it was but i got flashed, i said please don'y hurt me and as the flash faded no one was there. never disrespect egg
Dear Eggsterr, I still remember that day when you un ulted in my neighbor's house and killing 2 of them with the bucky then tping away. They are still looking for you... eg
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I was enjoying some milk and cookies when I heard a strange sound. Before I could react, Eggsterr appeared in my living room, dressed as... Santa? He smirked and said, "Eggsterr Claus is here." and handed me a wrapped present labeled ‘-25 RR.’ I was absolutely baffled. "Coal for you," he said, before he snatched the cookies off my plate and disappeared in a flash of blue light. Strangest Christmas I've ever had.
So sad 😢. Hope blue light is going to be more lucky next christmas 🙏
At least you still have the milk
Bro you had me invested, what the hell. 😂 😂
682 million views in 13 minutes, Eggsterr could never fall off.
Just last week, I was walking with my girlfriend-okay, she's a little on the heavy side, not the prettiest, but she's my girlfriend okay?-when, out of nowhere, a group of five middle schoolers pushed us. One of them said, "You're such a loser, bro. Total beta male." I didn’t even know what that meant, but it didn’t sound like a compliment.
They sprayed insults like an Ares. They pointed out how my 5'6 girlfriend, bless her, was not only taller than me but, somehow, "better-looking" (if we’re grading on a curve). Another added, "You're hard-stuck bronze IRL," and I could feel my frustration bubbling to the surface. I was on the verge of saying something back-probably not clever, but something-when suddenly, the universe had other plans.
Out of nowhere, Eggster teleported in. Yes, the Eggster. He didn’t say a word. With the deadliest aura you’ve ever seen, he hit a flawless ace, one-tapping each kid like a true Radiant smurf. It was brutal, clinical, and honestly, kind of beautiful. #SquadWiped.
Before I could even say "thank you," Eggster popped his ult again and vanished into the shadows, leaving me standing there in stunned silence... and standing trial. Apparently, when five middle schoolers don’t respawn, someone has to take the fall, and "Eggster" isn’t exactly a valid defense.
But I’m not even mad. Eggster, if you’re reading this, you’re the GOAT. Teleport back anytime, King.
This deserved a like
i was waching eggsterr dominate sinatra live on stream when he suddenly whiffed a whole magazine and died, i typed "lol nice aim" eggsterr looked at the screen and disapeared somewhere, i panicked as i heard a tp sound behind me, i tried turning around to see what it was but i got flashed, i said please don'y hurt me and as the flash faded no one was there. never disrespect egg
thanks for the info bro I won’t make the same mistake!
18:11 w tp transitions as always, the tp into jett dash was a fire transition
How did I get here?
Lol😂
Egg
Eggsterr after realising he has to pay rent
bros trying to move out, understandable
2:28 I think Sinatra (I dont remember the spelling) might be the biggest npc up to date
Merry Christmas Eggster hope you have an amazing day
i got no presents for christmas but this video makes up for that i love u eggster!!!
We got trillionaire pro and Homeless pro (most broke) in the same vid, what a good day to be alive!
I wonder if every holiday is just another Easter for Eggstee
Merry Christmas! Hope your valorant days are never over
Merry Christmas to my goat !!!
merry Christmas everyone
early for christmas and eggmas
Merry Christmas, sir Eggster of the yoru
Merry Christmas eggster. You are the best yoru player in the world🎉
Merry Christmas eggy! hope all is well
Merry Christmas egger
LEGEND
Merry Christmas!
Thanks editor for mentioning the Ally yoru was eggsterr
Dear Eggsterr,
I still remember that day when you un ulted in my neighbor's house and killing 2 of them with the bucky then tping away. They are still looking for you...
eg
Its a Christmas miracle!
I swear that raze was hooj he sounded exactly like him and was spamming coms
Average eggster main
reminds me of the time thanos 1v10'd the avengers
God squad + Hammy
Can you put the facecam one the right
Also I would love to see full vod type videos
owned those bums
we so back
naah when you nrame is in the TITLE , you know you got cooked in the video
I always fear to flash my mates
thats what i meant when i told you that valo is luck over skills , like the match making system sucks that you might play 1 vs 5 / 2 vs 5
Hi Greg 😊
W vid
i tried playing yoru at level 23 and i got 0 19 4 cannot locking in😔
0 kills is a different breed
6:11 did he see iso?
Probably heard iso utility while eggster was flashed
You didnt hear their comms?
someone said clove and iso both here (a)
I just droped 41 kills with 19 deaths in my last match believe me dropping 41 kills is ez and that too i did it in silver lobby with kayo😎.
Virtyy still plays val?
Hammy is so ass bro 😂 I know Sinatra’s being nice but he’s throwing his elo gaming with him onfg
19:13 poppin fell off on god
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄
First frr
15 seconds ago
Second dawg
M so early
10th