Version 5.5 comes out, Capitano is finally playable. He's revealed to be a giant puppet suit piloted by a cute girl called Waterfall and she has Teyvat cancer. She's a broken burgeon DPS on par with Neuvilette and Alhaitham
@fr0ck360 you know that firefly doesn't have cancer, right? It's nothing even close to be like cancer. It's so different. Also don't call firefly a cute girl like her whole personality and life is committed to being a cute girl and she doesn't have any choice in life D: Also, neuvilette dps level is literally nothing compared to firefly. Firefly is like at least 3 times stronger than neuvilette. So you probably didn't even meant to reference firefly, because the character that you mentioned is so much weaker than her in terms of dps. Also, lil bro really tried to sneak alhaitham in like he's anything close to how good neuvilette is om
Idk about anyone else, but when you guys have your “yap” session, do you get exhausted? When I get mine, I feel like I ran a marathon. And I can’t help but wonder, when Zy0x has his (which is all the damn time), I wonder how exhausted he gets? Like is it his superpower or some shit? Dude. BREATHE!
8:46 ok but honestly the amount of difference between shimanawa and desert pavilion is way bigger than marechaussee and vermillion. Like desert gives you atk spd which is very valuable and it doesn't suck your burst which is also very valuable. The burst is actually a big part of your dps at the end of every rotation. Also desert is way more comfier than shimenawa
Yeah, but the desert domain sets are only used on like two characters, while Shimenawa can be used on a lot of DPS, and Emblem is one of the most OP sets in the game, BiS on like 15 characters. So you're better off just farming Emblem.
@@caknores7897 One day after dinner, while OPPA and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock’s closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones and it couldn’t sneak
Unrelated to Genshin - MY GOD on the Manga readers for JJK I deleted the facebook app from my phone after the third major spoiler the algorithm shoved in my face, and blocked random people I didn't know who went out of their way to comment spoilers to anime watchers LET ME SUFFER PROPERLY WHEN A CHARACTER DIES, DON'T PREPARE ME FOR IT 😭
5:55 yeah ok so that was me haha heres my explanation My only pyro has 0 crit, plus my atk gobs are mid lmaoo. Ive put on an atk one since. I promise im not stupid i just like nice looking crit ratios haha
Imagine being so ta about not being ta that you not only steal a viewer's ta but also ban ta. And for the people who will say it was just a ta or it was in ta, that's sad. It really is not ta , you just like ta enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also ta. I liked ta but this really has made me like ta less. And of course it was enabled by ta. This basically was ta and it gave me such an ta. Like sure it's his ta and he can do what he wants but ta . Kinda deserves all the ta people
16:33 I too couldn’t care less about this 4 star character. Must be from Wuwa; those devs almost exclusively design forgettable-looking characters 😅 (from my memory, there have been a few 5-star exceptions)
I have a high fever 40 smthn anyway I was trying to sleep I couldn’t so I played Emille and fall asleep and I ked you not I HAD A HIGH FEVER DREAMS AND ALL OF THEM WERE ABOUT HER I was trying to wake up bc I knew I was dreaming but couldn’t, for the reasons above I hate her so much now.
It feels like you put two completely true and separate statements together and effectively made it false As terminally online as that would be, I think it's just forced because natlan is coming out. And people don't want to think they're wasting primos on a unit/character like Emilie (same thing with Chiori basically). The no friends is just a separate matter, maybe better fit for anyone who ironically and unironically calls a female character their ""waifu""
![ปฏิเสธไม่ไหว (Crush on you) - LIPTA feat. No One Else [TEASER MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VC689EgdSIw/mqdefault.jpg)
does zyox speak like he's on a megaphone even in normal conversation
youd be surprised
He speaks like an npc 🫥☠️
Clueless
Part of the reason people watch him is fear :]
Yes
Version 5.5 comes out, Capitano is finally playable. He's revealed to be a giant puppet suit piloted by a cute girl called Waterfall and she has Teyvat cancer. She's a broken burgeon DPS on par with Neuvilette and Alhaitham
Aware
Instant pull
Suske
FatuiHQ's biggest nightmare scenario
@fr0ck360 you know that firefly doesn't have cancer, right? It's nothing even close to be like cancer. It's so different. Also don't call firefly a cute girl like her whole personality and life is committed to being a cute girl and she doesn't have any choice in life D:
Also, neuvilette dps level is literally nothing compared to firefly. Firefly is like at least 3 times stronger than neuvilette. So you probably didn't even meant to reference firefly, because the character that you mentioned is so much weaker than her in terms of dps.
Also, lil bro really tried to sneak alhaitham in like he's anything close to how good neuvilette is om
8:53
Ah yes my favorite Wanderer artifact, Deepwood.
He can’t even prock it because he doesn’t do elemental skill damage or burst damage over time
Yes because his best team is hyperbloom
An outfit that's not the same one shirt AINTNOWAY it actually looks super good on him
how does this guy entertain me with 20 minute yaps without fail. this is nuts
the way it teleported into my hand when i saw him in a lab coat
HUH
HUH
HUH what's it
IT???
Huh...?
Omg zyox in a lab coat got me blooming so hard 😩😩😮💨😮💨
PROFESSORANHHH
This outfit...why mr.socks looks kinda...
Gayge
He reminded me of Rick in s hot way 🥸
Concerned
I prefer turtleneck socks but this is good too
@@katelynholmes9504 Turtleneck socks is good but same 1 shirt socks is goated.
bro looks like he stole that shirt from a hotel
"Emilie, they can never make me hate you."
Idk about anyone else, but when you guys have your “yap” session, do you get exhausted? When I get mine, I feel like I ran a marathon. And I can’t help but wonder, when Zy0x has his (which is all the damn time), I wonder how exhausted he gets? Like is it his superpower or some shit? Dude. BREATHE!
I DO GET TIRED. this man does it for like 11hours
that's why the dude is tiny.
tldw; nahida can do everything she can except her personal dmg is lower in burning teams.
2:56 Columbina nation we rise
surely we won’t have to wait a whole year for her to drop? right guys?
COLUMBINA NATION 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
We be rising in more than one way
@@Brianna58321 i have bad news...
We RISE
“should i pull for emilie” is like asking if we will ever get an elden ring stream. the answer is neuvis existence destroys the concept of it
14:08 What a way to wish bad for someone, but NGL I agree 😭
i ALWAYS have yt at 2x speed but i make an exception for this guy
he basically talks at 2x speed anyway, he'd be talking at 4x speed w 2x speed on
14:07 This is so relevant right now even more.
Yo a Columbina waiter, nice
Me
short answer: no.
long answer: noooooooooo.
based
real answer: waifu over meta
@@Krailahsnah the real answer is uninstall the game and touch some grass
OMG IM BLOOMING
Does bro look good lately or am i a paid chatter
paidchatter
both
Wow I couldn't even ta to this. Bloomed immediately!
Clean up on aisle MY ABOBA!
That rant about jjk was so true
Never expected zyox to watch a Jeremy fragrance vid. In Germany he was a big meme xD
8:46 ok but honestly the amount of difference between shimanawa and desert pavilion is way bigger than marechaussee and vermillion. Like desert gives you atk spd which is very valuable and it doesn't suck your burst which is also very valuable. The burst is actually a big part of your dps at the end of every rotation. Also desert is way more comfier than shimenawa
Yeah, but the desert domain sets are only used on like two characters, while Shimenawa can be used on a lot of DPS, and Emblem is one of the most OP sets in the game, BiS on like 15 characters. So you're better off just farming Emblem.
8:05 this daily comission is so ass that you can LITERALLY IGNORE THE FLYING PART JUST WALKING TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT XDDDDDDDD
THIS OUTFIT??????????!@?? IT MAKES HIM LOOK SO HANDSOME ??????????
A hot mad scientist Rick vibes
this guy kicked my cat
True, I'm the cat
I was the floor
As one of his skeletons, I can confirm this to be true
as the $-@:)/!-@-/?:-?!*[%{*\?, I can confirm this.
@@caknores7897 One day after dinner, while OPPA and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock’s closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones and it couldn’t sneak
''watch this movement'' > gets stuck and jumps off. I'm fucking wheezing
2:57 SAME MAN. The ONLY harbinger I care about.
14:36 gulp
Unrelated to Genshin - MY GOD on the Manga readers for JJK
I deleted the facebook app from my phone after the third major spoiler the algorithm shoved in my face, and blocked random people I didn't know who went out of their way to comment spoilers to anime watchers
LET ME SUFFER PROPERLY WHEN A CHARACTER DIES, DON'T PREPARE ME FOR IT 😭
he stole all my xianglings ;-;
5:55 yeah ok so that was me haha heres my explanation
My only pyro has 0 crit, plus my atk gobs are mid lmaoo. Ive put on an atk one since.
I promise im not stupid i just like nice looking crit ratios haha
i swear i have that same white blouse as him AINTNOWAY
what was bro gonna say 14:20 sadge
Readers
@@user-dj6uy3ym9j 🙏
10:43 doesn't that ganyu actually have like 90% crit rate?
Yeah I'm shocked he didn't notice that it's at least 70-80%
14:20 The league voices came back for a second
Klee is the techiest character in the game confirmed
14:20 He almost said the word.....
For someone who wants to play a cryo onfielder for burnmelt teams i think its best to hold off from pulling
+1 Skeleton
Never thought zyox would be a 6v6 er
Funny thar they're bringing 6v6 back as a temp mode soon
11:19 same thing happened to me accidentally getting Kirara’s echoes…
we at 70 already
7 DDoZ left before the 77 special episode alamenta
"I would still go a bit more than 18" w zy0nix
15:09 looking *respectfully*.
Why was bro just wearing a lab coat with nothing underneath???
Attendance sir
3:06 why does he sound like a fire alarm
It sure is great being a fan of the Gordon Ramsay of genshin impact
She like best or top 2 best dendro fr worth every $😂
I tried pulling for her lost my 50/50 to jean and ran out of primos😢.
dunno why but emilie being short confused me. Everything about her said tall, but i guess not.
Insert zyox short joke
I got her weapon while pulling for yelans weapon, now I dont know if I should try to get emilie or not
Exact same. It's cool looking and all, my first limited five star weapon, but I...don't want it.
Classic weapon banner bait
14:19 all you what Mr Z?
Zyox should pay you, honestly
i dont know if ksoju rubbed off zyox, other way around, or soju rubbed off someone. they sound so similar with the sorry spam lmao
Made it onto a clip video on accident 😂
12:46 just like Pluto
2:57 BASED
Me waiting for Sandrone (treated him and her as a If world Vill-V)
zyox being a 6v6er is so funny and based
Why Emilie when Xiangling ist there
Imagine being so ta about not being ta that you not only steal a viewer's ta but also ban ta. And for the people who will say it was just a ta or it was in ta, that's sad. It really is not ta , you just like ta enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also ta. I liked ta but this really has made me like ta less. And of course it was enabled by ta. This basically was ta and it gave me such an ta. Like sure it's his ta and he can do what he wants but ta . Kinda deserves all the ta people
Emelie is good team with OPPA XL
Why Emelie when you can OPPA XL
"Capitano better be playable."
Poor guy... he doesn't know...
What is with ta and his ta to straight ta or ta ? Like in the ta scenario he would be ta if ta was a buff muscular ta . Peak ta .
Well I got Qiqi instead so I hope she'll work with Natlan characters too.
the mischaracterization is crazy
i got her from single wish i was trying to build luck. never doing this again
pity builder point and laugh
16:33 I too couldn’t care less about this 4 star character. Must be from Wuwa; those devs almost exclusively design forgettable-looking characters 😅 (from my memory, there have been a few 5-star exceptions)
14:34 bro missed opportunity to say i wish they gonna lament 😭
I have a high fever 40 smthn anyway I was trying to sleep I couldn’t so I played Emille and fall asleep and I ked you not I HAD A HIGH FEVER DREAMS AND ALL OF THEM WERE ABOUT HER I was trying to wake up bc I knew I was dreaming but couldn’t, for the reasons above I hate her so much now.
Why is bro yelling
What is bro wearing?
emilie hate is forced bc genshin players have no friends and they wanna feel included so they hate a not
popular character
It feels like you put two completely true and separate statements together and effectively made it false
As terminally online as that would be, I think it's just forced because natlan is coming out. And people don't want to think they're wasting primos on a unit/character like Emilie (same thing with Chiori basically). The no friends is just a separate matter, maybe better fit for anyone who ironically and unironically calls a female character their ""waifu""
Emilie Genshin Impact
Why Nilou and Cyno came out the same patch, but Cyno never gets better?? 😢
Cyno constantly gets better what?
Hell nah I won't
chills
xiangling
Nobody calls him that lets be real
33 no views? Falling off.
1 min 15 views bro fell off
Suske
Lies
first
31st viewer
First ta
every person saying 6v6 was better in overwatch is gold and lower, no sane person knowing how to play the gamme gonna say 6v6 was better
ta, ta ll. tuh sixty nine