What other definitions of programming are there? Hint: He’s saying that the main character is like a robot, being programmed to think certain ways and do certain things
@@idiot9579 condoned police brutality and is racist towards aboriginal people and lots of anti semitic undertones in his show. He is also objectively not funny
Ok but the way you laugh so theatrically 😂it reminds me of the day in the life of a crazy ex gf when shes got the voodoo doll 😅I love y’all’s slap stick comedy. Cracks me all the way up
You forgot the parts when hr listens yo phonk, gigachad, and sad "sigma" songs and imagines he is in scenario and that he is the main charecter🔥 (Btw he also talks to himself)
We need one where he finally gets a girlfriend but she asks for an open relationship and gaslights him about being insecure so he brags to everyone how secure he is because he lets other men have his girl.
I love the part about him bad mouthing other men in hopes to make himself more attractive to women. 😂😂 It’s probably something I’ve done in the past too
I'm 40 and am a single Christian man, 6"2, bald but ok looking still, well travelled, level headed, sociable. Despite all this, it's been more than 8 years since I was properly with someone and that only lasted a few months. Time before that I was the victim of gaslighting and quite an abusive relationship going back 12 years now. For several years now I've gone on dates and it goes nowhere because I'm generally not meeting women I find physically attractive because the ones I see on these apps aren't into me. I sometimes match with them but then no response. I guess as an attractive woman, they will always have so much more choice and get snapped up quick. What's more, I am still a virgin technically speaking, despite having had multiple opportunities over the years with the few relationships I've had and then one off flings and "one night stands" which I really regret even going that far because it was wrong. But never had full intercourse. I wanted to save myself for marriage and do what's right before God but I guess the wife and the marriage never happened. I hope it's not too late but it's certainly getting to a point where I'm worried whether anything will change. I understand that confidence and being content on your own is key, however I can't seem to shake off the feeling of failure and being unable to find and attract a woman that I want. Being on my own for so long, I can't see how it can be beneficial for anyone to be this way for this long and not have companionship. I don't mind being on my own, as I said I've travelled a ton, I've been to almost 70 countries now and the vast majority of that on my own. I have tried everything from travelling the world to therapy and counseling, taking meds to doing different random jobs. Add to that, a demeaning, micro managing boss I have to endure every day in a job I now hate after 6 years. I've been praying and seeking God but I know I need to make more effort spiritually and really trust in him.
I could never for the life of me understand how Trevor Noah was supposed to be a comedian? I mean ffs the guy barely qualifies as black what is he 99.9% white? 😂❤
Thx for showing me how i used to be a couple of years ago, now i just feel ashamed of how i used to be, but that just shows that even i learned from experience
You forgot the part where he pays 1200$ for a Sigma Male course, only to get scammed 🔥
😂😭
and bought the extra gigachad extension course for an extra $500
And the sigma memes.
That's like the opposite of beta male 😂 he won't spend a dime for himself but buy flowers for Amanda
@@tylerjing5235nah the fact that he thinks he needs an “alpha male course” proves that he’s insecure and lacks confidence hence making him a beta
"This is my favorite programing" is an underrated line 😂😂
Explain?
What other definitions of programming are there?
Hint: He’s saying that the main character is like a robot, being programmed to think certain ways and do certain things
@@labadaba5088no, what? A program, like a TV show.
@@labadaba5088programming is also being turned into a femboy, hence the femboy socks being called “programming socks”
@@ANONYMOUS-hf5gr programming as in he unquestioningly believes what the media tells him like a robot downloading a new update.
Bro used the primal rizz technique from the caveman💀💀💀
I get the reference
lmfao 😂
It’s the CMU (Content Machine Universe)
HOW DID I NOT SEE THE CONNECTION, it would appear I have failed at life
Damn you're right 😅
Bros bout to bust over a flame he sent💀
1000th like
He was looking at trevor noah playing on the tv in the background 🤡
Trevor out here catching strays😭
Cats?
@@allendrum4489 slander
Well-earned strays as far as I'm concerned.
@@alaron5698what did he do
@@idiot9579 condoned police brutality and is racist towards aboriginal people and lots of anti semitic undertones in his show. He is also objectively not funny
the lip bite 💀
Have
Free
Will
What
Is
Amanda’s face while he is yapping 😂
Priceless
😂
The fact he finds Trevor Noah funny is about right.
Bro's a literal NPC
The Trevor Noah thing was so unnecessary and also super funny
Yet so accurate!
100% accurate
Just facts it's what i witnessed
I'm gonna need context for that Trevor noah part. All I know is he has a talk show and he's a comedian
Thank you yes Trevor Noah is actually amazing
The Trevor Noah thing is so accurate I swear
Bro got that minimum wage rizz💀
hahahahaha
Threaten Michael you'll tell his wife so he'll give you a raise. Threaten Amanda too while you're there.
No it's best he just stay out of it. That could be really dangerous and he could get hurt. We all know he doesn't own a gun
OP is just stating what this dude would definitely do in this situation
Uh... what are you threatening her for?
@@debrachambers1304 Being a 304
Threats are a go-to for you, eh? Your "solutions" are all violence. Enjoy your intelligence and the future!
Redditors if they were less insane 🗣💯
Legit, 100%, 1000%
Bro, China straight up BOUGHT Reddit. 😢
Aaron Schwartz be on an eternal ecstasy trip straight rolling in his grave.
Bruh TH-cam people will literally make fun of any other social media user
@@icebear_15 ... 70% deserved bro.
And less fat.
Bro just flammed Trevor low key and I’m here for it 😂
High key. he’s always been so irritating
Noah sucks! It's sad that we all know it but can't accept it!
The Trevor Noah joke is hilarious
The Trevor Noah part is really good and true.
wow back 2 back new videos, it’s a Christmas miracle!!
Trevor Noah "my favourite programming"
...i see what you did there 😂
I watch him every night💀
Name checks out
@@Newton-Reuther😂
lmao the Trevor Noah part
Bro thought I wouldn't notice Michael, Amanda and Trevor being mentioned, thinking they wouldn't notice the GTA reference
“I think it may have actually backfired “ 🤣🤣🤣
@rosenyne345 Yes that is art imitating life. Not funny because it is true.
@@jeffreyreeves9854life imitates art
Bro is me with the flame emoji 😭
Bro next time send a 🤮 emoji that will get their attention better 😂
@@OogiddyboogwayToo bad that actually isn’t an option 😂
Bro was edging at the end💀
Ok but the way you laugh so theatrically 😂it reminds me of the day in the life of a crazy ex gf when shes got the voodoo doll 😅I love y’all’s slap stick comedy. Cracks me all the way up
As a beta male I can confirm that I never wake up and I teleport from home to work
"at 10 pm i tune in to Trevor Noah, He's so funny" 😂😂
I fucking lost it at Trevor Noah part, hahaha
Is he projecting sarcasm in that part?
Trevor Noah is prime NPC programming 😅
The Trevor Noah bit though 😂😂😂
The Trevor Noah joke. Lol. So true.
Thank you for existing, "beta" male, you keep the entire economy going.
🙏
Poor Trevor Noah dude accidentally got obliterated by a bus in this short
The Trevor Noah thing. So true😂
Trevor Noah is beta comedy 😂
lol Trevor Noah. so accurate for the daily content consumption of a beta
employee:😶
VS
"do i even care guy":😎
the laugh was so real
bro was havin a whole ass seizure over trevor noah 💀
Oh, come on, man, Trevor Noah's a national South African treasure
Used to be, before he became a western media puppet
The dig at people who watch Trevor Noah 🤣🤣🤣 bro how do you out do yourselves so often
Nobody's talking about he basically called everyone who watches him is a beta
Him laughing on the couch was it for me😭
Evolution of the sensitive to lights and sounds cousin from Christmas
Ok but Trever Noah is actually my favorite comedian😊
Lmao at the Trevor Noah, finally someone called it
Wow...Trevor Noah...Shots fired!! 😂😂😂😂
The trevor noah bit is the best for me
We laugh but this reality is really bout to ruin millions of men into depression and loneliness
The Trevor Noah jab is so perfect
Missed the part where he makes up a story about owning his boss and getting the girl to post on Reddit
The Trevor Noah part hit me hard...😅
Hardest Life Routine 😢🫠😂
the trevor noah line is amazing
You forgot the parts when hr listens yo phonk, gigachad, and sad "sigma" songs and imagines he is in scenario and that he is the main charecter🔥
(Btw he also talks to himself)
Anyone who genuinely uses "alpha" and "beta" to descibe people are not worth speaking to
We need one where he finally gets a girlfriend but she asks for an open relationship and gaslights him about being insecure so he brags to everyone how secure he is because he lets other men have his girl.
the laughing💀💀💀💀💀
He just called himself an npc 😂
damn Trevor Noah getting stray bullets out here haha
I was not ready for the lip bite 😂
Trevor Noah 💀
you upset the trevor noah fans with this factual vid
ThT trevor noah comment hit hard
The way the boss strokes his chin killed me 😂
I love the part about him bad mouthing other men in hopes to make himself more attractive to women. 😂😂 It’s probably something I’ve done in the past too
LOL Trevor Noah. Watching Jimmy Kimmel would make you an even bigger simp
I'm 40 and am a single Christian man, 6"2, bald but ok looking still, well travelled, level headed, sociable. Despite all this, it's been more than 8 years since I was properly with someone and that only lasted a few months. Time before that I was the victim of gaslighting and quite an abusive relationship going back 12 years now.
For several years now I've gone on dates and it goes nowhere because I'm generally not meeting women I find physically attractive because the ones I see on these apps aren't into me. I sometimes match with them but then no response. I guess as an attractive woman, they will always have so much more choice and get snapped up quick.
What's more, I am still a virgin technically speaking, despite having had multiple opportunities over the years with the few relationships I've had and then one off flings and "one night stands" which I really regret even going that far because it was wrong. But never had full intercourse. I wanted to save myself for marriage and do what's right before God but I guess the wife and the marriage never happened. I hope it's not too late but it's certainly getting to a point where I'm worried whether anything will change.
I understand that confidence and being content on your own is key, however I can't seem to shake off the feeling of failure and being unable to find and attract a woman that I want. Being on my own for so long, I can't see how it can be beneficial for anyone to be this way for this long and not have companionship. I don't mind being on my own, as I said I've travelled a ton, I've been to almost 70 countries now and the vast majority of that on my own.
I have tried everything from travelling the world to therapy and counseling, taking meds to doing different random jobs. Add to that, a demeaning, micro managing boss I have to endure every day in a job I now hate after 6 years. I've been praying and seeking God but I know I need to make more effort spiritually and really trust in him.
You're considered old to child bearing women. Just get an overseas bride and call it a day
This has to be the Lego movie
I completely lost control when the part that he randomly decended to heaven 💀
It's funny how Amanda was staring at the desktop screen doing nothing.
The office when they're not on camera
That one mappa employee
We need part 3 please 🥺
We all know what he really did before he went to bed
I SWEAR WHY DID IT LOOK LIKE THIS?
Laughing bc of Trevor Noah=POSSESED LAUGHTER
This guy needs the top G
Bro Casually said trevor Noah's fans are betas :D LOL!
I could never for the life of me understand how Trevor Noah was supposed to be a comedian?
I mean ffs the guy barely qualifies as black what is he 99.9% white? 😂❤
don’t badmouth Trevor Noah bruh he’s already left the show.
The Trevor Noah laugh🤣
“Fav programming” has seizure 💀
Am I the only one who think that he forgot Franklin
Trevor Noah😂😂😂😂 there are so fucking genius
Throwing quite the shade on Trevor Noah. Perfectly justified.
bro deserves a raise
My favorite programing 😂
The whole badmouthing other guys in hope of being liked is creepily accurate …. How do they know..
Tune in for part 2 when our protagonist breaks his legs at a "Navy SEAL boot camp."
That moment when he caught himself in the mirror lmao
I don't waste my time on girls and friends (males and females) who don't show interest in me.
Should also add one of those Andrew Tate's classes.
The reason he says shoot my shot bc American school 😂😂😂
Love how the day starts at 2 pm 💀
Thx for showing me how i used to be a couple of years ago, now i just feel ashamed of how i used to be, but that just shows that even i learned from experience
The coping and strawmanning in this one brroooo
The call out man 💀
I like Trevor Noah😭
me too.
They don’t like african american people, and since he’s one and so are lot of his viewers… They don’t like him.
same. i don't get the hate train against Trevor
@@futuresaintlaurentgirl6366he just isn’t funny
@@hemipenesto you
Trevor Noah😅 Put Don Lemon in there too 😅