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- We gotta' take our kids back from the system. Remember when we allowed the blocks to raise us?
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Arnez J is a dynamic comic renowned for his infectious energy and physical comedy. From humble beginnings, he discovered his comedic talent while working as a flight attendant, eventually leaving behind a potential baseball career to pursue stand-up comedy full-time. Hosting BET's "Comic View" and making numerous television appearances, including on "Def Comedy Jam" and "Comedy Central Presents: Arnez J," he has solidified his status as one of the top comedians in the industry. With his latest special, "Racially Motivated," released on Netflix in 2013, now streaming on Tubi, Arnez continues to entertain sold-out crowds nationwide, showcasing his polished routines and unwavering commitment to the comedy game and most importantly, making audiences laugh.
I’m a white boy and me and my sister had an old black woman babysitter…so guess what…we know, I know, she whipped us good and mom was like “Mrs Jackson is so nice”. You learn a lot sometimes in life. 😊 wouldn’t change anything and I still love Mrs Jackson ❤
MUCH RESPECT TO YOU 😂😂!!!
hmmm you trying to sing a song there
black people welcome to a scottish upbringing lock your self in the toilet boy you better come out that toilelt unlock that door "why" dont asknwhy just unlock haha my mum slammed the bedroom door that hard my dad had to borrow ladders to break into the ved room window then he kicked our ass for making mum get angry aint no black n white when your draged up haha my dad me learning to ride a bike took me to biggest him mind 1979 1980 lol no helmet and went there you go launched me down and ran down the hill shouting pedal faster faster pedall no why that hill there was a wooden fence to bounce of boom kids today dont know a 30 mph crash into a fence without i wouldnt say fear lol but a yeah fk it
Respects to u my man welcome to the family
You were singing 🎶 🎵 "I'm sorry Ms Jackson 🗣I am for reaaal" 😢😂🤣😂
This comedian is brilliant and speaks common sense
“ you don’t know nothing about a hot wheels track I lost it!!!!! My mom anything and everything she could get her hands on…
I'm white but grew up during the full-on "spare the rod, spoil the child" days, and we had to go cut our own switches from the tree. Extension cords worked, but man, a keen little switch would raise whelts on the back of your legs you won't ever forget. Most of them I deserved.
Dammit you made my flinch just by reading this😂😂😂. And those damn things could wrap around your leg your arm your neck😢 and they make that swoosh sound when they swing in them😮 that that s*** would have me tap dancing😂😂😂 but I guess it was just enough to keep my butt on the right path and as I look back now as a successful man I wouldn't trade my childhood😅😅
My Mom was from the south. She would send me to the next door neighbor to get my own switch from her tree. I was like, she must be crazy if she thinks I''m getting a good switch. Cruel! Of course I got a small one. She would then holla over the fence to the neighbor to send her a good switch "so I can beat this chile." Nowadays our parents would be arrested for abuse. Some of those beatings I did not deserve.
Lol! I'm Latino and this brought back memories of myself being disciplined mainly by my mom. My mom used whatever was nearby to whoop me. Belt, broomstick, spatula, big spoon, extension cord whatever was there at that moment she used. I have no resentment towards my mother those beatings shaped me into the person I am today.
Amen!!! Some of these comments on here have no clue…that’s why we are at where we are now… all this negotiating, and time out in the corners no discipline in the school either…
@@rocketmanstudio Right!! Time out back in our day was more like knock out! Lol
@Nolimit_Lou lol right! If mom was not in arms length, you ran cause when her head started to search for what she could grab to beat you with or throw at you!! I hated those wooden slippers they used to where!!
I'm Black, but I heard stories from Italian and Irish friends who said their moms would beat them with frying pans, pots and 2 X 4s. Ol school Black moms used cast iron pans. Can't beat you with that.
I got a lick for every word that came out my mama mouth "didn't I tell you..." 😅
When they grab you up by one arm and smack you every time you go around once.😵💫
😂😂 and had so much to say too!! Beaten felt like an hour!!
I remember that! Sometimes she would say "I beat ya ass when I get home from work." When she got home, she would be tired and said, "I'm tired. I'll beat you later this week." WTF!
The old rythmic beating
😂😂😂😂this brought back memories. Being beat out yo sleep!!! Lololol
Or when you bathing! Beatings on wet skin go bone deep!! 😂
😂 oh God I forgot about them hot wheel tracks. Dad had one hanging up where he hung his belt
Yeah! And, parents made kids go get the belt, switch, track, cord to beat you with it.😢
My white southern mom stopped nothing. If I cut thru the yards to get home 3 blocks away by the time I got there she was standing at the door asking me if I had permission to cut thru those yards. 😂
Dude so underrated you are great
I remember my cousin almost every day had to get a switch from a tree to get hit with.. don't know how any tree around his house had any branches left!
Yup! Me too.
The worst one is when they catch you in the shower and lock the door.😂
@@TheLigon27 lolololol!! I just had a flashback!!! That memory was suppressed!!! Lolol
That's a whole beating
Mine was getting beat out of a deep sleep at 1:00 a.m. because I didn't take the Trash out before she got home from work.😂
@@MarquisPayne she said you gone learn today😊
@@BlueberryFundip 😂 Blessings to you family and I did learn.
I'm Italian who lived in that Era ,I remember, 😂😂😂😂the good old days ,😂😂😂😂😂.
The second the kids saw that there was nothing to fear from adults they started being the ones that are feared.
So True
Not me,lol my mom didn't allow anyone to whip us, but baby my mom didn't play the radio and if you ran OOO❤ I LOVE THIS VIDEO
Wow, I remember my brother changed his F's to A's but didn't get away with it for sure
This guy one of my favourite comedians. It feel good being black don't it whhhhat hold up now 😂😂😂
I'm plenty white, and got the tar beat out of me I don't know how many times. Belt, tree switch, flyswatter...eventually there was an old piece of countertop that got shaped into a paddle, with holes drilled in it, and my name neatly carved into one side. That thing fractured my arm once when I tried to block a blow that came at my FACE. I spank my own kids, on their little padded butts, but I won't submit them to the abuse I received from my parents. They took it way too far.
People are laughing, but it was abuse. Some of my beatings were because she was frustrated and took it out on me.
i for sure got beat as a kid, if i’m playing with the neighbors kid and we get in trouble we all got beat then got home and got another whooping time i got there, i really does take a village to raise a child i miss it back then because we all took care and raised each other😂❤️
Jeez this guy is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 come to SA please
Hey swats saved my life because i learned early of choices😂
Shower with ironing chord changed the perspective of yo life
Really funny!
Yes sir !
Cant sleep now cause Think mom coming into the room.
"2:38...anj meir than kidds rietrninh tha faewr, jast ask Jose, Marj "Kittj"."
Haha. Both my parents worked and they hired an older black women to babysit us. She was hard nose, but very fair.
You got that butt whooped when you did bad. Funny thing, this was during the Jim Crow South during the late 50s and early 60s.
Her name was Miss Matty, not Matty if you didn't want that butt tore up.
Yes 😂😂😂
Uhhhh dear!! 😂😂 You are lucky it wasn't a Puertorrican mother or grandmother... Because they would start spelling the words as they hit. Now, for some reason, they get stuck on the first two words in Spanish. i.e., Te, te, te, te, te. Di, di, di, di, je. Ufff 😂😂😂 (I told you...)
We didn't get lots of whippins from Mom, because when you did get one, the effects would last for a very long time!! And she had a 'warning' laser beam gaze over ger glases that still keeps us in line😱☠️
I'll likely go to Hades for this BUT one of the funniest (at least I thought so)whoopins my little brother received was when at 16(ish) he refused to go mow the yard WHEN Mama said to! His refusal met a skinny metal curtain rod across his posterior and bare legs.😂
92 times 😂😂😂
Getting whupped with the vacuum cord, broomstick, belt, tree branch, straightened out wire hanger! lol…damn we got beat when we were young!
Love him
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So good
My mom started off with wooden spoons and hairbrushes. When she got tired of breaking those, she bought herself an aluminum yardstick. It didn't break, it just wrapped around.
I see black America of the past growing up wasn't different from Jamaicans kids of the past. Same experiences.
I'm white, we lived in trailer parks, guess what? Same! Anyone could grab you by the ear or whatever they could, dragged you over, said "Who's yor mamma? Where is she? C'mon, we goin to see her!" Drag you home, tell your mom, and yes, another bunch of smacks when she got you alone! We had the fear of our parents' punishments to keep us in line till we were raised.
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Wtf happened to Arnez. This mf was funny😂😂😂
Oh he's good. My ribs hurt now.
I'm white and I got all that !! I went blind more than once...
Yes the village raised us back in the day good ole days oh my god my brotgereent from F toA
LMAO Im as white we come and YES I remember the HOTWHEEL TRACK now i just flashed back to a time i didnt want to remember. i moved to to the street i lived on as a kid my kids lost a ball over the train tracks i go to get it and what did i find. T last damn HOTWHEEL TRACK i threw over the tracks i picked it up and BAMMM i threw that damn thing back on the tracks lol that thing hurt like HELL
Oh yes we did,we got closed fist from our dad.Had to be home when the streetlights came on. A switch,my father mm was like George Forman.
This ish funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"0:10 Their heim issz Saint Marjs' Josef Mengeles' meddicchal faek ho hospittal on japiewill Clajton, MO?"
I can tell you this. I know about the Hot wheel track. I know about the Willow Branch. I know about the piece of laugh. I know about a garden hose so I know.
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love you bro, rich people (mostly white) started it, not us poor irish workling class
Y’all don’t know nothing about a sjambok,let me help y’all out ie. Remember in the movie Glory-Danzel Washington being whipped……yeah that’s it right there.
Reminder of slavery.
When i first met my husband's maw(she raised him) i new she put up with nobody's shit. I was 23 yrs. old and she told me to sit and eat because id been sick i set my ass down and ate. I watched her beat her 2 teen age granddaughter with a stick of wood. And she was around her 70s then. But man did she love us
"2:39...leik Michael Jackson."
this dude was abused
Yes, we where.
Soft
I remember my mom would snore so loud she would wake herself up and come in the middle of night a whoop our asss whilst sleep...Then we said you woke up yourself cuz you snore too loud smh smh , til this day my black ass still look like a flat tire....
Uh oh! That's extremist talk these days!
Chancla power 👡
What about the cry that make you act and sound like a Wookie
I know these jokes sound's vaguely familiar.
Its not a black / white difference its just parenting gone wrong over time. I'm white but my parents, especially my mum, would definitely hit me if I did something wrong. Didn't do m any harm
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Yes. You can make even an elephant obey through fear and intimidation but it WILL absolutely hate you somewhere deep inside until one of you is unalive. Not everyone is wired the same way. Violence only seems like it worked until enough time passes or some mental trigger is tripped. When I went to make my peace and forgive my elderly parent, he was too far gone into his dementia to grasp anything. I'm now realizing it's also too late to even discuss it with my mother as she heads down a similar path. I have to now take that sliver of resentment with me until MY DAYS are done. It's my personal burden. Y'all go ahead and laugh though. Take your joy if you can. The world needs comedy so I forgive all of you.
I’m sorry for what happened to you. Abuse if never okay. But I don’t believe that was the point of his joke, the comedian seemed to be more commenting about getting spanked as a kid. I hope you continue to heal and that things get better
@@ucky9675 Thanks for reaching out in kindness. I'm doing okay. I was not even what I would call abused - just got whipped a few times. I'm not the kind of person that forgets anything though. I need to reconcile everything as a rule since it remains with me until I'm gone.
I also grew up hearing stuff just like these jokes but in my real life from cousins and our elder relations like they were endorsing that as a point of obvious cultural pride. I strongly disagree. The idea that getting hit did no harm is a lie in at least my case. It seeded a bit of hatred towards the two people I expected to love me the most - my parents. That was a severe and life-long harm emotionally. Hearing an ignorant comic thoughtlessly shucking and jiving about it like any other stand-up cliche is not something I stand silently by for anymore.
It's a free world for now so you're allowed to feel differently about stuff. I stated my piece. I wish you peace and thanks again.☮
@@puirYorickoh you’re a crybaby, so your parents spanked you for no reason?
@@puirYorick I too, resented my Mom for beating me. I was not a bad child. She just took her frustrations out on me.
Fa sho could have,now look at the crime rate.
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The Black Children, that were beaten came out better individuals!!! ( Not Abused )
You, see how Crazy other Children Act!
I grew up in the 50s/60s. Some of that was abuse.
@ Yes, not all though.
why do people praise being beat as a child? that is insane
Cuz some kids need their butts whooped. Some adults too, tbh. None of this gentle parenting crap. Understand, I'm not not talking about abuse. Like, just beating your child to bruises for no damn reason. But if you have repeatedly told, explained, or ask a child something and your expectations are being blatantly disregarded, then that is disrespectful. And disrespect should never be tolerated. Time outs and talks don't work for everyone. Now it's time up!! Now as parents we are expected to love and care for our children. To guide them. Yet for some, it takes a far more firmer hand. It just is what it is. May not be your preferred parenting choice, but we (my generation) were raised to be Spartans. That's why this generation is so full of soft, weak, entitled lil shits. Bcuz instead of disciplining them, people coddle and enable their BS.
I, 100% agree with you.
@@marysmith7907 it appears to be a trend to praise violence towards kids. people are damaged and don't even know it
@@hustlinc3540it’s not about praising violence it’s about praising discipline. Discipline can be spanking (what he’s referring to), grounding, e.tc. Point is their praising the fact that kids knew there were consequences for their actions.
@@ucky9675 so talking ain't good enough?
Stole that joke from Sinbad
Stop it.
Both are great. Don't do that.
I remember walking home from high school and a naked little black boy came running up to me screaming with fear because his mother beat him so bad that he had welts on his body. I took him to my house where my mother filed a police report on the mother for child abuse and family services took him away from her and put him in a better home. This comedian's memory of the past as being a child paradise is pure bullsh^t.
That was abuse. And I'm truly sorry about that. She obviously went to the extreme. Everyone's experience is different. But bcuz it is a culturally shared experience is why we laugh. A lot of us are better bcuz of this. Some people don't believe in beatings. Some do. I say discipline your child but in moderation. So you're not raising entitled lil s**** who mess up everyone else's day.
Getting abused and getting spanked are not the same thing. Abuse was ugly then and is ugly even now. But abuse is not what this comedian is referring to. He’s joking about how there is a lack of discipline today compared to back then which isn’t wrong. I worked with kids for years, I remember hearing parents tell their little kids “hands are for kindness not for hitting”. Years later when their kids are full grown rebellious teens I’d hear the parents say the same thing. Guess what’s the kids responses were? One kid spit in his moms face, another got arrested, etc.
child abuse.
Jesus. He romanticizes this shit?
My father was master Sargent and he was heavy handed , belt , hand , chair , foot , etc , white do it .
You be good you don't have to use bad words