Yea that was insane, getting a guy to constantly massage you, climb into bed with him, cling to him to the point where your friends are getting uncomfortable. That girl clearly does not know what friendly boundries are, unless she thought he was gay.
This girl once told me she liked me because out of our whole little crew, she thought I was the one who'd be 'good'. I thought she meant that I'd be good in bed, but she meant I'd be a good boyfriend and was a good person. We did wind up getting in bed together but never became boyfriend and girlfriend. I haven't the foggiest notion what she's doing now but I hope her life is incredibly awesome.
Some of these are perfect examples as to why men are afraid to interpret any sort of flirting or advancements by women, even if it's obvious there's a chance that he could be wrong and fuck up his reputation
I've been waiting for this one. I had a facial tick during my urological exam & the doctor must have though I was winking at him as he was holding my dong. He seemed to be really freaked out. The next day, the clerk calls me & asks if I had been examined yesterday & I told her that I was. Then she tells me that there were no notes in my record of any exam. He must have ran out of the building & left for the day. I hope he knows that PTSD is treatable.
Once went over to a friends house. Her bf was there and so was the guy that I liked. I gave the guy several hints: flirty looks, lip bites, finding excuses to be near him. Standard stuff. My friends caught on and were blatantly telling my crush to smash. We all laughed and we went to bed. Something was "wrong" with my bed so I had to sleep in my crushes, right next to him. We talked for a bit and he laughed. When I went to go to sleep he said "Its hot in here. You okay if I take my clothes off?" I was so excited and thought yes about time. Then he rolled over and went to sleep
I was at my best friend's birthday party at his house. I didn't knew most of the people there, so I was having small conversations with a few of them, small talks then back to smoking and drinking. At some point, I was bored so I decided to smoke a joint and then take bong hits, I was really fucked up. I was alone in a bench for about 30 minutes when this girl, let's call her A, approaches me. I met A a almost a year ago. We were in the same group of friends, but the two of us starting having a pleasant conversation for the rest of the night. I hadn't seen her since, until now. She sits next to me, despite the fact that we had plenty of space. Ok, cool I'm thinking that she feels comfortable enough with me. She starting the conversation and we talked for about 1 hour. Yeah, she talks a lot... She had to refill her drink and go back to her friends so she invites me to come and hang around with them. And I did. After a while, her friend started asking me if I had weed etc (we've smoked a lot of times together in the past). I told her yes. She immediately goes to A to say it to her. A isn't a fan of weed or drugs in general. 1-2 minutes later, A and one of her friends invite me to go upstairs to "smoke". When we go upstairs her friend "needed to go to the bathroom". Well, perfect. A then suggests that we should go for a walk around the block to smoke, alone. We find a park, and she started talking about how her boyfriend is in the army and she doesn't spend any time with him and stuff like that. After a while, I go in for a kiss and she doesn't move.... For God's sake, you come to me to talk, we are basically strangers. You obviously don't like drugs, THEN WHY THE HELL YOU SUGGEST TO GO FOR A WALK ALONE TO "SMOKE" IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED????? Girls, stop bullshitting around if you're not interested. We have feelings too, stop playing hard to get for no reason at all, or whatever goes through your mind
My best friend (girl) video calls topless with me and the second she got nipple piercings she showed them to me, asks for massages all that crap. I've tried... more than once to explain to her that it's weird, nope. "I think of you as a friend" is apparently a blanket statement now
Ask her to hook you up with one of her friends; be dead ass serious about it. If she likes you, suddenly she'll be telling you what a c-word that particular friend is or otherwise making it not happen. Keep in mind, there are chicks who are just that friendly and innocent. I've had female friends get drunk and tell me how sexy I am and make out with me furiously and the next day, it's like nothing happened. You're supposed to be cool, so, be cool. If it happens she is just a hippie, well, that's how it goes sometimes. Poor you; some beautiful girl wants to show you her naked boobs.
There was a fair going on with food trucks. I had a little to drink, but I wasn't drunk. I pushed through a crowd to get to the broad with a trucks menu. I was looking downward and this ladies body was blocking half the sign. I looked up a little and she looked angry. 'Why is she angry at me? She's in my way, I should be angry at her.' I asked "Excuse me, I need to see the menu." She calmed down, I realized I it looked like I was leering at her.
I'm wondering if the one about the roommate's (I think it was like the second or third story) and the music festival and all that...were they both female??? That's the only way I can imagine it making sense, that she'd be all surprised after all that. Unless, if it was a male, she thought he was gay? Which, if she got a pillow and slept on the floor next to him under the same blanket and he didn't even try to cuddle with her, she was probably thinking he was. But if the person telling the story was not a female, or the girl in the story didn't mistake him for a homosexual...then she was probably a psycho of some kind.
If you are alone with a guy after going to dinner movies you flirting whispering in his ear kissing his neck. Later laying in bed half naked watching Netflix and the guy trys to kiss you and you say nO wE ArE jUsT fRiEnDS. This energy is why we have #METOO movements.
We always hung out and had sleepovers and one day she laid in my bed and we started to spoon so I thought she wanted me and i touched her bit she screamed when I did and asked me wtf am I doing
Girl in the 2nd story definitely wasn't innocent. Don't blame the guy at all.
Yea that was insane, getting a guy to constantly massage you, climb into bed with him, cling to him to the point where your friends are getting uncomfortable. That girl clearly does not know what friendly boundries are, unless she thought he was gay.
@@dannyjack659 I dunno as a bisexual myself I wouldn't do that stuff with a gay person unless I was definitely trying an advance.
👁️👁️, this is not what you think it is
I have a tendency to think that I'm closer to somebody then what I actually am. This is the kind of thing I would have done too
@@luciferteaparty There's a difference between that and basically dating a guy unofficially.
This girl once told me she liked me because out of our whole little crew, she thought I was the one who'd be 'good'. I thought she meant that I'd be good in bed, but she meant I'd be a good boyfriend and was a good person. We did wind up getting in bed together but never became boyfriend and girlfriend. I haven't the foggiest notion what she's doing now but I hope her life is incredibly awesome.
“She’s 4 minutes and 11 seconds.”
That’s golden.
Some of these are perfect examples as to why men are afraid to interpret any sort of flirting or advancements by women, even if it's obvious there's a chance that he could be wrong and fuck up his reputation
I've been waiting for this one. I had a facial tick during my urological exam & the doctor must have though I was winking at him as he was holding my dong. He seemed to be really freaked out. The next day, the clerk calls me & asks if I had been examined yesterday & I told her that I was. Then she tells me that there were no notes in my record of any exam. He must have ran out of the building & left for the day. I hope he knows that PTSD is treatable.
Once went over to a friends house. Her bf was there and so was the guy that I liked. I gave the guy several hints: flirty looks, lip bites, finding excuses to be near him. Standard stuff. My friends caught on and were blatantly telling my crush to smash. We all laughed and we went to bed. Something was "wrong" with my bed so I had to sleep in my crushes, right next to him. We talked for a bit and he laughed. When I went to go to sleep he said "Its hot in here. You okay if I take my clothes off?" I was so excited and thought yes about time.
Then he rolled over and went to sleep
I was at my best friend's birthday party at his house. I didn't knew most of the people there, so I was having small conversations with a few of them, small talks then back to smoking and drinking. At some point, I was bored so I decided to smoke a joint and then take bong hits, I was really fucked up. I was alone in a bench for about 30 minutes when this girl, let's call her A, approaches me.
I met A a almost a year ago. We were in the same group of friends, but the two of us starting having a pleasant conversation for the rest of the night. I hadn't seen her since, until now. She sits next to me, despite the fact that we had plenty of space. Ok, cool I'm thinking that she feels comfortable enough with me. She starting the conversation and we talked for about 1 hour. Yeah, she talks a lot...
She had to refill her drink and go back to her friends so she invites me to come and hang around with them. And I did. After a while, her friend started asking me if I had weed etc (we've smoked a lot of times together in the past). I told her yes. She immediately goes to A to say it to her. A isn't a fan of weed or drugs in general. 1-2 minutes later, A and one of her friends invite me to go upstairs to "smoke". When we go upstairs her friend "needed to go to the bathroom". Well, perfect.
A then suggests that we should go for a walk around the block to smoke, alone.
We find a park, and she started talking about how her boyfriend is in the army and she doesn't spend any time with him and stuff like that. After a while, I go in for a kiss and she doesn't move....
For God's sake, you come to me to talk, we are basically strangers. You obviously don't like drugs, THEN WHY THE HELL YOU SUGGEST TO GO FOR A WALK ALONE TO "SMOKE" IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED?????
Girls, stop bullshitting around if you're not interested. We have feelings too, stop playing hard to get for no reason at all, or whatever goes through your mind
Do you like Dark Chocolate? LOL
Something tells me that the thumbnail isn't perfectly innocent...
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But what is the sauce?
@@goldibollocks Daisy stone
@@scotthag1993 nice
Definitely a Christian channel really
My best friend (girl) video calls topless with me and the second she got nipple piercings she showed them to me, asks for massages all that crap. I've tried... more than once to explain to her that it's weird, nope. "I think of you as a friend" is apparently a blanket statement now
sounds like she's into you 😭
Screw it, just enjoy it then.
@@starhans8810 yeah tell that to the 3 boyfriends she's had since it started
@@dannyjack659 already am, still annoying doh lol
Ask her to hook you up with one of her friends; be dead ass serious about it. If she likes you, suddenly she'll be telling you what a c-word that particular friend is or otherwise making it not happen. Keep in mind, there are chicks who are just that friendly and innocent. I've had female friends get drunk and tell me how sexy I am and make out with me furiously and the next day, it's like nothing happened. You're supposed to be cool, so, be cool. If it happens she is just a hippie, well, that's how it goes sometimes. Poor you; some beautiful girl wants to show you her naked boobs.
Well this is depressing af
When homer peels the gummy Venus off of girls butt after driving her home XD
Yea lots of these seem to be girls who like toying with guys.
There was a fair going on with food trucks. I had a little to drink, but I wasn't drunk. I pushed through a crowd to get to the broad with a trucks menu. I was looking downward and this ladies body was blocking half the sign. I looked up a little and she looked angry. 'Why is she angry at me? She's in my way, I should be angry at her.' I asked "Excuse me, I need to see the menu." She calmed down, I realized I it looked like I was leering at her.
Ok there is a difference between just being innocent and just getting off from being a tease.
first (i even refreshed so i'm actually first lol)
I'm wondering if the one about the roommate's (I think it was like the second or third story) and the music festival and all that...were they both female??? That's the only way I can imagine it making sense, that she'd be all surprised after all that. Unless, if it was a male, she thought he was gay? Which, if she got a pillow and slept on the floor next to him under the same blanket and he didn't even try to cuddle with her, she was probably thinking he was. But if the person telling the story was not a female, or the girl in the story didn't mistake him for a homosexual...then she was probably a psycho of some kind.
Yikes, the last girl. Manipulation isn't cute 😬
If you are alone with a guy after going to dinner movies you flirting whispering in his ear kissing his neck. Later laying in bed half naked watching Netflix and the guy trys to kiss you and you say
nO wE ArE jUsT fRiEnDS. This energy is why we have #METOO movements.
We always hung out and had sleepovers and one day she laid in my bed and we started to spoon so I thought she wanted me and i touched her bit she screamed when I did and asked me wtf am I doing
Daisy Stone
The guy is supposed to be installing cable, the rest you guys now what to do
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