I love how when the boiks are giving actual advice, Ross is like immediately hesitant and fucks himself over. When the boiks troll him, he immediately listens without hesitation and still fucks himself over. It's a never-ending self-fucking circle for Ross.
Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 3 minutes and 36 seconds. The average time currently is: 2 minutes and 13 seconds. I will do this on every video as long as my smooth brain doesn't forget.
The respawn bar filling up corresponded to Ross' realisation of what's up, and my absolute goshdarn delight resulting in me just shitting my pants without laughing at all. Jk, shat my pants laughing.
Can anyone name any character from the first film? Does anyone remember it as more than a folktale-clone with an offensive budget? I hope it flops. Doesn't deserve anything it has earned.
I am honestly surprised people are excited for it in the comment sections of the trailer. It was so generic and forgettable and the trailer just makes it look like more of the same. Blue people fight eveeeeeeeeel humans while sticking their weird head tail dicks into everything they see.
I’ve had a Prince Albert since the mid-nineties. The (single-use) needle is so sharp that the pain is negligible. Piece of cake. Nipples, though, are an entirely different experience. Painful AS FUCK. I had both of mine pierced at the same session. The first one really fucking hurt, and the second was orders of magnitude worse. Body: “I’m in trauma! … HOLY SHIT THE TRAUMA IS WORSE”
Strombourg is the name of the baddy from The spy who loved me, The bond movie that had the lotus esprit which turned into a submarine. Hence the sub car designed to look like that car :-)
A month late and no one probably cares but, the Stromberg is the villain (I think) from The Spy Who Loved me and the in-game car is based on the Lotus Esprit (Wet Nellie) featured in that movie. The stinky canned fish is called surströmming and is probably unrelated.
Mark Wahlberg is definitely not a scientologist. I think it was on UK Top Gear actually somehow they got on that subject and Mark said he is at the church with Jesus baby. Lmao
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The only thing the original Avatar made me want to do was grind rep in WoW to the point where I could buy nether rays and nether drakes.
A fact about Mark Wahlberg I wish more people were aware of: he permanently blinded someone in the 90s for the sole reason that the man was Vietnamese.
The algorithm pushed this one prolly cause of them talking about James (David) Cameron and their goals to make their own submersible. I'm here for the dark foreshadowing content.
Say what you like about Avatar (because I won't spend a second defending it) but I do think that naming the MacGuffin of the movie 'Unobtanium' took some real audacity. The most expensive movie ever made yet they still had the guts to look at that placeholder name for a fake sci-fi element and think "good enough". I respect that level of boldness or laziness.
I'm not sure if you already know this or not but unobtanium is a real word term in science for a material that we theoretically know has to exist but we don't actually have it yet. It's usually used in the case where a design is made for a product and in order for it to work you need a material that does x, but we don't currently actually have it/know what it is. Hence why in the movie they're really stubborn about taking the planet and getting this material as that's essentially the final puzzle piece for whatever it was they were trying to make
O M G The boys are so oblivious! Don't use the cars abilities, no jump or boost or dive or parachute or else. And Ross with the y makes you go faster. Also, if you play GTA, and main channel play GTA, why not play together?
Japans birth rate is super low because the price of housing is extremely high - because of this people can barely afford to live in a house as individuals or couples, let alone as a family raising children. PS: I wonder want a Prince Andrew piercing would look like?
I'm with Smith, Avatar 2 trailer looks so soulless and generic I honestly don't know how it's gonna be good. But the masses will gobble it up and make it the next top grossing film anyway.
Trott getting Ross with the ol Y for boost trick takes me back to him murdering strippen in minecraft way back when
What do you mean scroll doesn't make you go faster?
I love how when the boiks are giving actual advice, Ross is like immediately hesitant and fucks himself over. When the boiks troll him, he immediately listens without hesitation and still fucks himself over. It's a never-ending self-fucking circle for Ross.
Smiffs tuba is genuinely impressive!
I haven’t watched the video yet. Is that a euphemism?
14:23 is one of my favourite Ross reactions in a while. Well played, Trott!
Another good Ross face at 16:40
How did they know they're my favorite people??? And GOD DAMN that was an excellent tuba
Yes, been missing GTA Online content, been going through the classics
Perfect balance of casual Convo, occasional rage, and something to watch mindlessly
@@luckyrashes I'd buy a HatFilms shirt if it said that on it
I love that it cuts to smith as he is saying he just *did* something really cool.
It's my favorite people hat films
Peeing like a Kylo Ren lightsaber got me laughing so hard 🤣
Smith literally reads that a Prince Albert is non invasive and heals quite quickly. Then opts for the adult circumcision... What?!
14:24 holy shit Ross, unbelievable 🤣
Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 3 minutes and 36 seconds.
The average time currently is: 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
I will do this on every video as long as my smooth brain doesn't forget.
The respawn bar filling up corresponded to Ross' realisation of what's up, and my absolute goshdarn delight resulting in me just shitting my pants without laughing at all.
Jk, shat my pants laughing.
So funny
Smith mistakenly turning into a submersible twice in a row and crashing headlong into the track absolutely killed me 16:10
10:51 that genuinely sounds really nice
I'm absolutely with Smithy when it comes to the Avatar2 trailer. I couldn't be less inspired.
Can anyone name any character from the first film? Does anyone remember it as more than a folktale-clone with an offensive budget? I hope it flops. Doesn't deserve anything it has earned.
I am honestly surprised people are excited for it in the comment sections of the trailer. It was so generic and forgettable and the trailer just makes it look like more of the same. Blue people fight eveeeeeeeeel humans while sticking their weird head tail dicks into everything they see.
Ayy man I love these after a long day at work
cheers lads
I’ve had a Prince Albert since the mid-nineties. The (single-use) needle is so sharp that the pain is negligible. Piece of cake. Nipples, though, are an entirely different experience. Painful AS FUCK. I had both of mine pierced at the same session. The first one really fucking hurt, and the second was orders of magnitude worse. Body: “I’m in trauma! … HOLY SHIT THE TRAUMA IS WORSE”
Is it a Kylo Ren or a Darth Maul?
Proof,
@@ai-art-trending it’s a Kylo Ren, but one of the blade guards is missing.
@@EMPAYDEE I’m sure as hell not sending a picture.
The most classic and everlasting of TH-cam thumbnails.
Good to have some GTA again! Been loving the content recently!
Except you guys only get £8 something or other out of this (: Thanks again TH-cam
I'll chuck you boiks another tenner on Twitch thanks for the content
Why not mail them in the P.O.B? No cut out of that
Thank you!
Strombourg is the name of the baddy from The spy who loved me, The bond movie that had the lotus esprit which turned into a submarine. Hence the sub car designed to look like that car :-)
Headline! 'Alex Smith doesn't like something!'....
My favourite people finally playing GTA again, I’m honestly pleased
I'll be checking out Avatar personally because James Cameron does have a good track record with sequels like Aliens and Terminator 2.
Honestly there's nothing better than you all on a GTA playlist
I love that Ross fell for the Trott's "advice", so good XD
God tier vocal tuba, I do a pretty good trumpet and French horn, but that was excellent.
Sounds like Trott watched the same video about the population of Japan as I did
Question for Ross, the most handsome member of hat films, is cereal soup?
Jumped back in to your content recently, funny as ever! Keep it up boiks!
Thank God. It’s been so hard eating without the filthy conversations.
Stromberg was the bond villain from the spy who loved me
A month late and no one probably cares but, the Stromberg is the villain (I think) from The Spy Who Loved me and the in-game car is based on the Lotus Esprit (Wet Nellie) featured in that movie. The stinky canned fish is called surströmming and is probably unrelated.
Smith taking the hood snip on a 3ft donger leaving the spaghetti strand aftermath...
LOL banter level was high today
I was literally just talking last night about how I missed these videos. Either I'm psychic, or you boiks are creepin'.
Prince albert, but only because you cant hood-snip twice. great vid. always interesting banter in gta playlists.
Prince Albert probably only take me a grand to do it too... maybe only just a months rent thinking about it. A months rent would really help out.
Here’s me who did my own for free 😫
Here to tell you, when a piercing there gets caught on a zipper you know immediately and it doesn't take long to correct your course of action
they are laughing now but when Smith pulls enough funds together those boys are getting matching prince alberts.
Smiff missed his calling as a Tuba
Still smells better then the shelf stackers we have now.
Mark Wahlberg is definitely not a scientologist. I think it was on UK Top Gear actually somehow they got on that subject and Mark said he is at the church with Jesus baby. Lmao
Oh my god it’s back
Never in my life did I think I would hear a shoutout for Crealy Adventure Park on TH-cam
The baguette and parma ham comment got me and my partner wetting ourselves 😂😂😂
I f'ing love GTA vids. Would love to see some of the new heists.
I don’t know about you boys, but I’m nostalgic about avatar. I loved it as a kid and I’m excited for the new one.
I value my bodily integrity too much to put a price on it.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The only thing the original Avatar made me want to do was grind rep in WoW to the point where I could buy nether rays and nether drakes.
Hat films, my favorite people
30 min gta playlist, yes please boiks
FS Ross, that's the oldest trick in the book
The tornado-proof dick had me dying of laughter
Wild to get a Crealy shout-out
Can't believe they mentioned hessian sacks and yet didn't mention "baggin Trott"
I love a good Uncal Schmaffy on a video
Now I just wanna see a hat diy house 😂
Do a Kickstarter for Ross to get a Prince Albert
I've missed your GTAV content
Ross seriously telling the eyebrow joke which I first heard from smith?
I live in Japan. Everything they said is 100% true.
A fact about Mark Wahlberg I wish more people were aware of: he permanently blinded someone in the 90s for the sole reason that the man was Vietnamese.
100k? give me that rn and ill do it myself.
Trott looked so disinterested in playing this.
Coz he had to use a keyboard. It makes racing a miserable experience.
why does gta playlist always resort to would you rather?
The algorithm pushed this one prolly cause of them talking about James (David) Cameron and their goals to make their own submersible. I'm here for the dark foreshadowing content.
I thought that. The HatFilms curse is simply unbreakable.
I like trials!
i am already circumcised
You'd think with all that sharkcard money GTA servers would be a bit more consistent for you boiks.
Well it's a bit late to get the hood snip so there's only 1 choice for me
Oh Ross....
It's back!
Why do I watch these at dinner time
why dont I learn
GTA playlist?? What year is this?
Boiks are back
If I take both the hood snip and Prince Albert do I get £200k?
Am I the only one that hasn’t seen Avatar?
Is it even worth watching when it’s pretty much the same length as a LOTR film?
Not worth watching.
Unless you really like pretty fauna pictures. Otherwise skip.
You aren't alone. I haven't seen it either and I have no desire to do so. Looks terrible even all these years later
Say what you like about Avatar (because I won't spend a second defending it) but I do think that naming the MacGuffin of the movie 'Unobtanium' took some real audacity. The most expensive movie ever made yet they still had the guts to look at that placeholder name for a fake sci-fi element and think "good enough". I respect that level of boldness or laziness.
I'm not sure if you already know this or not but unobtanium is a real word term in science for a material that we theoretically know has to exist but we don't actually have it yet. It's usually used in the case where a design is made for a product and in order for it to work you need a material that does x, but we don't currently actually have it/know what it is. Hence why in the movie they're really stubborn about taking the planet and getting this material as that's essentially the final puzzle piece for whatever it was they were trying to make
@@cnreid1526 I didn't know that, that's very interesting to know! Thank you for enlightening me
I'm still proud of the fact that I never saw Avatar
Weird thing to be proud of, but okay.
I'm doubling down fow 200k
If you want to talk about nostalgia, Skylands is over a decade old....
It is my favourite people :)
O
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The boys are so oblivious! Don't use the cars abilities, no jump or boost or dive or parachute or else. And Ross with the y makes you go faster.
Also, if you play GTA, and main channel play GTA, why not play together?
Im gonna gatekeep gta online racing and get annoyed that the boiks dont use RB or brake button to tilt the car on the x axis in the air
Japans birth rate is super low because the price of housing is extremely high - because of this people can barely afford to live in a house as individuals or couples, let alone as a family raising children.
PS: I wonder want a Prince Andrew piercing would look like?
I don't think this is all of it. Ya? I think there are a couple more reasons.
@@MH-hu5pi the point is that most of the other reasons can be tied back to housing insecurity
smooth
Prince Albert all the way
I'm with Smith here, I'd rather have a circumcision than a new hole in my junk.
You’d rather permanently cut off a functioning part of your penis that get a small puncture that will heal? Literally where’s the logic in that?
oh cool 👍👍
WOOOO!
hood snip. already got one so aint gotta do shit and i get 100k no brainer XD
Wow
I'd do it for 100k
i would have said 500k
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
yesh
Transform races are always the same cars
Boiz boiz boiz
I'm with Smith, Avatar 2 trailer looks so soulless and generic I honestly don't know how it's gonna be good. But the masses will gobble it up and make it the next top grossing film anyway.