MGK & Megan Fox are so weird - Very Really Good

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    I'M BACK! This week, we talk about my first trip to America in 2 years, Meghan Trainor's twin toilets, and we look at the new Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox interview. Enjoy!
    00:30 intro
    01:30 lying on twitter
    04:18 went back to america
    09:00 garbage disposals
    14:50 meghan trainor toilet
    24:15 MGK & Megan Fox
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    #veryreallygood

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  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4975

    the "i am weed" is the most wattpad shit i've ever seen

    • @trusfratedbunny934
      @trusfratedbunny934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I agree but also he would have been the "MOST POWERFUL" weed in the world in wattpad who is also a half vampire half werewolf half mermaid have dragon have demon alpha

    • @nicothenecromancer
      @nicothenecromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Wattpad tumblr crossover to make a child of the 3 weed smoking girlfriend's

    • @kaitlynphun
      @kaitlynphun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      idk bout u but i read mafia. doubt ace would say this lmfao

    • @SuraDoes
      @SuraDoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “And then he disappeared 💨”

    • @あかり-j3y6b
      @あかり-j3y6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @dbulgheroni5288
    @dbulgheroni5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8076

    MGK and Megan's relationship reads like a mafia fanfic written by a 12 year old trying to sound badass

    • @mago._.
      @mago._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Their relationship reminds me of this one story I used to be obsessed with on Episode when I was 9

    • @user-ji9if5gh2p
      @user-ji9if5gh2p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@mago._. i played the same one probably i was just about to say this

    • @miaeditscoolshi
      @miaeditscoolshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i was thinking then exact same ghing

    • @sushipower3243
      @sushipower3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      duplicity?

    • @haruno21
      @haruno21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessssss

  • @mel-ij2of
    @mel-ij2of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6114

    megan referring to him as a 'ghostly creature' is taking me out

    • @taylort9013
      @taylort9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      shes right though he is literally so white hes nearly transparent

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Woman’s got questionable taste 😬

    • @al-pn1md
      @al-pn1md 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lishy367 unlike orbits

    • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
      @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taylort9013 White isn't transparent einstein

    • @mayraestrada6168
      @mayraestrada6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought you meant Megan Trainor till I got to the part where it’s Megan fox 💀

  • @futuristicgirl14
    @futuristicgirl14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4492

    I love Megan Fox but them together gives HARDCORE “That Couple That Thinks They’re Harley and the Joker” vibes

  • @jadec1828
    @jadec1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    When u realize actors are just grown up theatre kids then the Megan fox and mgk thing makes sense

  • @elambedo
    @elambedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    I’m so sad you didn’t bring up the part where he said he had postpartum depression and megan fox had to correct him and say that he has ptsd 💀

    • @yarnpink6058
      @yarnpink6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      OH MY GOD

    • @Fronko_
      @Fronko_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      LMFAOOOO WHAAAAAT

    • @rokhayas
      @rokhayas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHA---

    • @meghansullivan6812
      @meghansullivan6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JESUS

    • @AndreaB140
      @AndreaB140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Noooo stoop 😂😂😂

  • @ExistentialKitty
    @ExistentialKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    The fact that the title isn’t MGK and Megan Fox are very really weird is a travesty.

    • @wholesomejest
      @wholesomejest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      off topic but I love your pfp

    • @colecropley7594
      @colecropley7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@wholesomejest CALIFORNIA, HERE WE GO. CALIFORNIA, HERE WE GO. CALIFORNIA, HERE WE GO. CALIFORNIA, HERE WE GO.

    • @ExistentialKitty
      @ExistentialKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wholesomejest thank you 😩

    • @wholesomejest
      @wholesomejest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ExistentialKitty no problem 👌 I'm glad they're becoming more and more popular. They deserve it

    • @ExistentialKitty
      @ExistentialKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wholesomejest Ikr they’re amazing

  • @susanasoares9449
    @susanasoares9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    I’ve never seen someone try SO HARD to be edgy and end up achieving the exact opposite as much as MGK lol

    • @Letsgo88809
      @Letsgo88809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      And that is somebody’s father💀💀💀

    • @torizzle_14
      @torizzle_14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@Letsgo88809 oh my god I forgot he has a daughter. And she’s middle school aged, I feel so terrible for her.

    • @Xplreli
      @Xplreli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He doesn't try to be anything. It's just who he is. If you actually listen to his music everything he sings about is stuff he's actually experienced.

    • @Xplreli
      @Xplreli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@susanasoares9449 his daughter is fine. He's a great dad.

    • @racheljay454
      @racheljay454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's so cringy.

  • @acemyname
    @acemyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5846

    megan is the physical representation of “i can fix him” but not in a cute way, in a very problematic way

    • @wondervol7351
      @wondervol7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I think so too. The type of person that wants "explosive" love, really dramatic shit.

    • @byalexnava
      @byalexnava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Those two give me the worst vibe EVER!

    • @snowpoler
      @snowpoler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      The kind of thing you'd see in a very dramatic romance movie, where the main couple is hyper in its toxicity but for some reason the director decides they should have a couple of faux cute couple moments so that there would still be people that can ship them unironically or something lmao.

    • @zakaryhudson
      @zakaryhudson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I watched the couples quiz video yesterday and was appalled by all of the comments that were glorifying their relationship

    • @bunnymouse626
      @bunnymouse626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wha- omg seeing you here just reminded me that I dropped Twitter for a while. I need to get back on bc I miss helping you scold bigots 😂 also your activism on there gave me an amazing outlet to relate with other neurodivergent folks.

  • @jennanicoletaylor
    @jennanicoletaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    megan fox's resurgence in pop culture could've been so powerful. but instead we got that weird emo couple from high school posting each other on their socials

    • @GirlDo3
      @GirlDo3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Rachel Forshee I think he's famouse cuz he pissed Eminem off

    • @katrin6388
      @katrin6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i know right? most people try to blame sexism and mysogyny, even megan herself claims her career flopped bcause of it, but i feel like she kinda only wants to be the sex symbol? i mean, look at drew barrymore, who started out with playboy and some sexy movies, ended up having some cute romcoms and now has a talkshow.

    • @salamander8301
      @salamander8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah she's seems like a real codependant person

    • @em84c
      @em84c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You don't suddenly get your shit together when you turn 30

    • @Days.
      @Days. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what are you talking about emoes are the best

  • @kaicapone8189
    @kaicapone8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3531

    Megan's acting the way I acted when I was 15 getting groomed by a 19 y/o while on drugs

    • @groovydiphenhydramine9707
      @groovydiphenhydramine9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Bestie r u ok?

    • @kaicapone8189
      @kaicapone8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      @@groovydiphenhydramine9707 I'm out of that situation and not doing those kinds of drugs anymore :)

    • @anuxious
      @anuxious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      same at 13 too😭

    • @ImmortalHDizzle
      @ImmortalHDizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      at least she's a consenting adult and so is he strangely enough lol

    • @zakaryhudson
      @zakaryhudson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      So sorry to hear about your trauma, I'm sending you healing thoughts. Shortly after she was 18 she met a then 30 year old and started a long term relationship with him so I've kinda always had those vibes from her. I think she's drawn to the bad boys cause she thinks she can fix them which makes me so sad, pure speculation but thats the vibe I get

  • @Jane-pn4di
    @Jane-pn4di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    The way she describes their relationship sounds like how a 13 year old emo couple from 2012 would

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      What the hell are "tantric night terrors", and why is that a feature of their relationship?!?

    • @milenaamancio6498
      @milenaamancio6498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I'm so confused about that too
      Something should not be tantric and a night terror at the same time

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%

    • @shawna9308
      @shawna9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      their relationship weirds me tf out

    • @FaeOakley
      @FaeOakley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As someone who was a 13 year old emo in 2012, you’re sadly right. I can’t escape my RawrXD phase 😔

  • @ljubibuck4146
    @ljubibuck4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    honestly MGK and megan’s relationship is so conflicting because as a sapphic i love megan but as a human over the age of 12 MGK gets on my nerves

    • @kailak.8064
      @kailak.8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      couldn’t have worded it better myself

    • @gabbyl3856
      @gabbyl3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Megan is also biphobic (yes, I am aware she is also bi). So I don't really fuck with either of them.

    • @jovita4022
      @jovita4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no cause same….

    • @ljubibuck4146
      @ljubibuck4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@gabbyl3856 i wasn’t aware of that and will definitely look into it further! as a lesbian its nice to have sapphic representation in any form i could get it, so jennifer’s body will always have a special place in my heart, hopefully i can disassociate her from the movie if she is problematic

    • @rachelstewart6506
      @rachelstewart6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gabbyl3856 how is she biphobic?

  • @ImmortalHDizzle
    @ImmortalHDizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    why is kurtis so blindly asking "what is a rosary" the funniest shit to me

    • @taylormcd5444
      @taylormcd5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right?!?!?

    • @kaylalovespups3441
      @kaylalovespups3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well what /is/ a rosary

    • @AngelCaz7
      @AngelCaz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kaylalovespups3441 it’s used for praying. ppl also wear it as necklaces but ur not rly supposed to
      edit: typo oops

    • @meabhhughes7935
      @meabhhughes7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kaylalovespups3441 it’s like a catholic counting necklace for saying a like set of prayers and not losing your count -the set of prayers is a rosary and the necklace is rosary beads but it’s like referred to as a rosary sometimes

    • @dckhead8429
      @dckhead8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaylalovespups3441 the popes necklace 😉

  • @wondervol7351
    @wondervol7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    As much as I'd love content from the both of you, I'm so much happier knowing y'all just hung out. I bet that doesn't happen enough. Danny had Nick for his video so no worries 🤣

    • @awfultaco42069
      @awfultaco42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      kurtis is in a tiny little 1 minute or so vlog nick posted on the “He Said Us” channel if u need ur fix of dan and kurt ! (:
      (an edit kurtis is mostly playing golf in the video but they’re all together 😭)

    • @theodour8617
      @theodour8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny's favorite video is coming to his TH-cam account soon. I want it to be amazing!!! Thanks for the help.
      Hey guys, Danny and Jon and Alicia here!
      I'm here to talk about the guys who brought me so much joy, and I want you to feel the same. I would tell you that some of my other music is still pretty well-known. It is the music that I keep hearing from other musicians who are coming up on the road with songs for their videos and my personal websites that have been around for a while.
      It just feels like I'm always around you, all the time, and I can't stop loving you even though I'm making one heck of a comeback for that. I can tell that it's hard to make this album and it Will really happen for sure. It's really...
      ...welcome back to life. It just shows me who I am.
      Now let's get started with what they brought to write.
      Tour with Danny, Jon and Alicia, and what happened to them after that?
      attendance.

  • @zm4362
    @zm4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    What’s funny is that MGK’s birthday is 4/22 so he was ALMOST weed

    • @jameisname6177
      @jameisname6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well... 4/22 i s 4/20 too... so maybe he did get there?

    • @yungdracula1068
      @yungdracula1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4/22 blaze it, sorry i'm late guys labor was a little slow

  • @chloesoph47
    @chloesoph47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    I think its also important to note that in the interview MGK accidentally called Post traumatic stress disorder... postpartum depression. I mean come ON HAHA

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Holy shit that’s so funny

    • @malmfao
      @malmfao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Ughh don't you hate it when you get postpartum depression 😥😰😨😵

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lmaaaooi this guy is an absolute joke!! 😅 he's definitely the type of guy to get dissed by more than one person

    • @yayaa8685
      @yayaa8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMFG 😭💀

    • @chequeplease
      @chequeplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This comment just gave me seasoning's affective disorder 😭😭

  • @tasha385
    @tasha385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    by saying “i AM weed” MGK meant that he smokes SO much weed that he has physically evolved into the drug itself. amazing.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      a fascinating case study

    • @laganjaestranja2202
      @laganjaestranja2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This is exactly what someone with a drake pfp would say

    • @jordanrayne4779
      @jordanrayne4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh its so funny now that you explained it thanks /s

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read it in Groot's voice

    • @pal8542
      @pal8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't think about that. Wow. How interesting🤔🤔🤣

  • @jadec1828
    @jadec1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Anyone watch the “That’s cringe” video with Cody and Noel of that weird whole foods couple? Megan and mgk are literally them. White couple complex lol

    • @Hannah-vz9pz
      @Hannah-vz9pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @alvitadsouza9834
      @alvitadsouza9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "I was buying rosé"

    • @urtheprettiest2072
      @urtheprettiest2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@alvitadsouza9834 “you were buying celery.”
      *”YOU LOVE CELERY”*

    • @tamialeslie7187
      @tamialeslie7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren’t you white lol

    • @sheholdsontillmay462
      @sheholdsontillmay462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tamialeslie7187 you can be white and still cringe at some white couple shit lmao

  • @Karaetify
    @Karaetify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    What Megan wrote on her instagram sound like a description of fanfic badly writen by 13 year old

  • @AlexanderValentines
    @AlexanderValentines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    never get tired of Kurtis laughing at his own jokes

    • @Teresa-bp3zl
      @Teresa-bp3zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Or like, when he's coming up with one in his head and he has this little smile, trying to suppress a giggle before telling it and you just know it's going to be so bad it's good

    • @neophantomm
      @neophantomm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Teresa-bp3zl this is so oddly specific but yes i’ve noticed it too and it’s so fkn adorable

  • @mishababernathy7165
    @mishababernathy7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    I wish MGK realizes he’s not as cool as he thinks he is… cause omg… he reminds me of the 15 yo kids trying to be edgy in the Justin Bieber baby era..

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly! It's so corny when he cusses especially "motherfucker" Like he just learned the word and tries to hone in every sentence...

    • @laurenharradine8233
      @laurenharradine8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Every time he tries to be "hard" I remember the clip of him dancing on a table to his own song while execs sit around him in uncomfortable silence

    • @niharikapanwar4766
      @niharikapanwar4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even justin bieber era was not this cringe

    • @salamander8301
      @salamander8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially when he puts on a blackcent it's soooo cringe

    • @tamialeslie7187
      @tamialeslie7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m black and that’s definitely not a blackcent 😂

  • @mariatangled
    @mariatangled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    they have a middle-school -esque relationship. Twilight ideology, the dramatics, astrology chart comparisons and the "I AM weed." comment. yet it's cringe because they're both in their 30s and have kids.

    • @gee2541
      @gee2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      the funny thing is the public loved them until they started talking about themselves too much lol

    • @xoyouaremysunshinexo
      @xoyouaremysunshinexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gee2541 LMFAO. People had issues with MGK because of comments he's made in the past, so they weren't a fan of Megan dating him, but everybody has always been pro-Megan. Now I'm sick of hearing about them both. When she posted "this table has seen some things" under her IG photo I was out lol, like we get it babes you have cRaZy sex...you're 35...

    • @josiecup7540
      @josiecup7540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol RIGHT. Doesn't she have like 3 kids. And aren't her kids seeing that shit too😅

    • @fatoumfatoumeh
      @fatoumfatoumeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly...but it’s still super cringe for anyone over 20. Those types of relationships really only make sense for teenagers.

    • @gee2541
      @gee2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xoyouaremysunshinexo true but I meant that the public found them way more tolerable and actually endearing until they became super egotistical lol

  • @cmdzdre
    @cmdzdre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    omg so good to see Danny on the podcast!!

    • @shelbyk7229
      @shelbyk7229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn this really gave me a hearty chuckle.

    • @silverjane8580
      @silverjane8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ikr?? he should do colabs like this more often

    • @Kakepop_a
      @Kakepop_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was so surprised when he was there cause I hadn’t seen the tweet yet!

  • @jojo-he5gj
    @jojo-he5gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    this Megan and MGK thing is so hilarious. They remind me of a much worse Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. I only like Megan because of Jennifer’s Body, and I always forget she’s just really fuckin’ weird 😂😭 but I am kinda concerned about their relationship because what person in a HEALTHY relationship describes it as “dark” and it having a “demonic side” …like miss Megan a healthy relationship should have neither of those things lol I also forget they’re both *parents*…I’d be so embarrassed if my parents acted like this in public 💀

    • @sabrinaselby8360
      @sabrinaselby8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      oh my god i never considered that their children will see all this one day, if they aren't already seeing it. the thought of that makes me cringe

    • @kotacaelum9428
      @kotacaelum9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      i had no clue they both had kids, i’m so far removed from celebrity culture. i can’t believe they’re acting like this and talking about the things they do in the public eye with kids :/

    • @sabrinaselby8360
      @sabrinaselby8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@kotacaelum9428 it certainly makes you look at the weird comments they make differently.

    • @jellys2162
      @jellys2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      dumbasses keep having children makes me so mad lmao what are they doing... idk it makes me think it may be intentional all these sht talking but idk it's too weird

    • @moethemoon
      @moethemoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Yeah Twin flames are bullshit and you know it.I got a hippy side too but this is a hill I will forever die on

  • @olivia_vermast
    @olivia_vermast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Meghan Trainor’s husband is the guy who says: “hold on… you’re gonna shit? Without me?🥺☹️”

    • @SuperNightglider
      @SuperNightglider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Disgusted that he isn't recognised as the kid from spy kids anymore😔

    • @SuperNightglider
      @SuperNightglider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Probably should've waited until I got further in the video to comment this😂

    • @Beeoog
      @Beeoog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “he’s gotta know how to treat me like a lady”

    • @pegsies.
      @pegsies. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperNightglider HOLY CRAP HES THAT GUY???

  • @bkk1996
    @bkk1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Everything I've learned about this couple, I've learned against my will" is so poignantly accurate 💀

  • @smith7196
    @smith7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I keep having to remind myself that she started dating her former husband when she was 18 and he was 31. I feel like a lot of that plays into what's going on. She didn't get to be a freaking teenager. So now she can I guess? I just feel like there's someone better than MGK for her though. Because dear jebus are these quotes cringe lol.

    • @xoyouaremysunshinexo
      @xoyouaremysunshinexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I was thinking the same! That, and her first appearance in a movie was her, as a teenager, being sexualized and objectified. I think she said they stood her under a waterfall in a white t-shirt.... She's using MGK as a chance to act in ways she never had the chance to. But I also think she's just used to being *wanted*, not necessarily loved. So she gets off on the toxic dynamic of MGK wanting her like a drug (or whatever cringey tumblr quote circa 2011 he said)

    • @smith7196
      @smith7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xoyouaremysunshinexo yes! Omg I forgot about that. Hollywood really did her dirty. It's so disgusting the things she was subjected to. I've seen old interviews of her and she is quite smart and self aware, but so many of the interviewers can't see past her pretty face.

    • @xXskyeslaughterredXx
      @xXskyeslaughterredXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jebus.

  • @tittymitty435
    @tittymitty435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Danny killed this episode

  • @PedrosBeenJamin
    @PedrosBeenJamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    When MGK said "I am weed," what he really meant was...
    "I'm a dumbass."

  • @mattheweatsgrass6294
    @mattheweatsgrass6294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    i am genuinely shocked learning that composting is normalized in canada, it’s nuts how y’all’s government like actually,,,,, cares for the environment a little bit

    • @DanSwerdlove-wb5jl
      @DanSwerdlove-wb5jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Australia the government will give you a $50 rebate if you have a composting system

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is SO HARD to get a recycling bin out in the rural south in the US, i am so jealous of a lot of these initiatives! wish we took it seriously...

  • @nobody-n9s
    @nobody-n9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Mgk and Meg are trolling there’s no way they’re serious and not embarrassed

  • @m0derately.g0th
    @m0derately.g0th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    alternative title: a few megans and their very strange relationships

  • @alyssamorrison6551
    @alyssamorrison6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    My abusive ex loved MGK so you're pretty on par with the "if you listen to too much MGK you have an issue" lmao 🤣

    • @Dewydewdr0ps
      @Dewydewdr0ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😬😬 yeah for real

    • @talha7032
      @talha7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I love his new music it’s literally almost exactly what I normally listen to anyways

    • @katemarquard4507
      @katemarquard4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my abusive ex was also a big fan of mgk lmao 💀

  • @dogmanorworman
    @dogmanorworman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    my favorite thing Kurtis does is say a sentence and follow it up with “right!?” Like yes king I agree

    • @eliftas4713
      @eliftas4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur literally sooo pretty

    • @dogmanorworman
      @dogmanorworman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eliftas4713 Omg thx

  • @amberfranklin4772
    @amberfranklin4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    New drinking game: every time Kurtis says "ya know" you take a shot lol

    • @lunarrose1949
      @lunarrose1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can call it "fastest way to the hospital with alcohol poisoning "

  • @evee4365
    @evee4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    megan and kelly are so cringey i feel like it’ll be a reaaaaalllyy ‘demonic’ break up 💀

    • @Trampymctramptramp
      @Trampymctramptramp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fr. Like couples who act like this and are this immature are pretty much ALWAYS doomed for failure.

    • @delenas
      @delenas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @loveutill theendoftimes she’ll edit them into some shit like “a train of romance, the last stop being tragedy. in this life, i’ll bid you farewell but, to our consciences in another, savour the demonic sex. god knows this soul will long for it as long as eternity lasts.”

    • @nishitakunder9211
      @nishitakunder9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@delenas omggg funny shit dude.

    • @bethm5852
      @bethm5852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@delenas Why is that so accurate though? Lmaoo

    • @delenas
      @delenas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bethm5852 because i used to be the middle school harry styles fanfiction writer that she’s imitating, i guess?

  • @hardlyrecommended3413
    @hardlyrecommended3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb" the sound bite after that was truly on point

  • @ihateithere6432
    @ihateithere6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    In the worst way possible, Machine and Megan are an indie couple in a shitty lifetime movie.
    They’re that weird middle school couple that got in trouble for grinding on each other in algebra

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HELP NOT ALGEBRA

    • @olkrai
      @olkrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They’re the weird middle school couple that would intensely stare at eachother during a class reading of Romeo and Juliet or a class lecture on reproduction or something

    • @jazminedelacruz6788
      @jazminedelacruz6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was the best description of them I ever heard lol 😂

    • @LLCoolJ_25
      @LLCoolJ_25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Grinding on each other in algebra”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bobthebuilder3571
    @bobthebuilder3571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “Wait… You’re shitting?”
    **bites lip**
    “Without me?”

  • @SirPsychoSidekick
    @SirPsychoSidekick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Working at a comic book store in the states, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "you just lost a customer" when they're asked to wear a mask. My other favorite is when they say "I've spent thousands of dollars here", despite the fact that we've never seen then before, lol

  • @andrewsmolinski338
    @andrewsmolinski338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I feel like most straight celebrity couples consist of a lego character and female celebrity xyz. Both having the personality of someone who has “If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” in their Facebook bio

    • @misojimo2154
      @misojimo2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      duuuude this is too true

    • @genericangst8665
      @genericangst8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh my gosh like those memes of a decked out Bratz doll or something next to one of those wooden posing mannequin things?

    • @lake4538
      @lake4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meghan isn’t straight tho she’s bi. It is a hetero relationship tho but they aren’t both straight celebrities

    • @ourloveisgreat1398
      @ourloveisgreat1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lake4538 that's y they said most.

    • @lake4538
      @lake4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ourloveisgreat1398 most was applying to ‘straight celebrity couples’ cause that’s how English works, not to the word ‘straight’ most celebrity couples are straight but that wasn’t the sentence or the point. I agree with the comment but I’m saying they aren’t a straight celebrity couple. And also it’s fine to say something and not word it perfectly I understood the point anyways, but I was just pointing out that there was a slight error in the word/comment because it heavily implied the Megan was straight which isn’t true. So I pointed it out, no hate to the person or comment or to you 😀

  • @ryanthomas4816
    @ryanthomas4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I’m not gonna lie, if I were rich and famous I’d say weird shit just to see if they’d print it. But yeah, Megan Fox and MGK aren’t outcasts or outlaws.

  • @idunnooooooooo21
    @idunnooooooooo21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    it took me out seeing her say mgk is the most talented boy alive all while having a son 😭😭😭😭

  • @apple_candy2169
    @apple_candy2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Kurtis saying “I cut my thumb, I hope I’m okay” gives me the same vibe as the girl on dance moms going “i cut my finger on my moms ring, I hope I can’t still dance” 😭

  • @malmfao
    @malmfao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I loved them in the beginning of their relationship because at that time they lowkey kept the relationship off the Internet and weren't cringey at all but now I don't know what went wrong 💀

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. Maybe they saw all the compilations of people commenting on how cute they were and it got to their heads.

  • @KellyLoom1s
    @KellyLoom1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    As an honorary Canadian in Ohio, I’d like you to know I don’t have a garbage disposal, and I do compost. My compost brings all the worms to my yard, and my worms bring birds to my yard and I like having birds in my yard. I could teach you but I’m not in charge.

  • @mayflyforyou
    @mayflyforyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    It's celery and rosé all over again.

    • @MissMaeww
      @MissMaeww 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god.... it is!

    • @forgotmyun
      @forgotmyun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fair enuff

  • @bandilismmusic6337
    @bandilismmusic6337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    People laying on their horn to alert other cars and people is common in rural areas with blind gravel corners and roads on hills. But it's so insane to do that in a parking garage????

    • @sarahtwitchell3465
      @sarahtwitchell3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, as someone who visited Chicago, but lives in the rural south, the driving there gave me *panic attacks*. Seriously. If you visit there, just freaking uber everywhere.

    • @Madison-ok4sc
      @Madison-ok4sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahtwitchell3465 I don’t trust the Ubers even, they pull some crazy shit too💀 we had Ubers pulling U turns in the middle of the street with cars barreling towards us. We also saw soo many people driving on the shoulder because they didn’t want to wait in traffic lol. Chicago has the craziest drivers of all the places I’ve visited

  • @OhShiverMeTimbers
    @OhShiverMeTimbers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Why does it feel like they're both trying to make their exes jealous tho? Like what does anyone gain from this? lmao

    • @christinapaterno5585
      @christinapaterno5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They have the same agent. It’s publicity for both of them but they’re both nuts so they rolled with it hard.

    • @Sebadoh1994
      @Sebadoh1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is MGKs ex? No one he ever cared about? They both seem in love with each other and whichever way they want to show it they can. Why does everyone need to put them down on this thread?

  • @sadieb13
    @sadieb13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    someone said megan fox's insta caption sounds like stefan talking about new yorks hottest night club and i love it

  • @chase5436
    @chase5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    The mask thing is so annoying. Every single place has every employee in masks with a sign that says masks are strongly recommended, and I'm always 1 of 2 people wearing a mask, getting looked at like I'm insane. This country is beyond backwards.

    • @microwaveboy3683
      @microwaveboy3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the thing is, people definitely arent gonna listen unless its stricly REQUIRED
      almost nobody wears masks at my school, even the ones who complained last year about people nkt wearing masks

    • @mcdreaaa
      @mcdreaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@microwaveboy3683 even if it is “strictly required” these idiots still refuse to wear it 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @rhiannar9389
      @rhiannar9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i live in florida and it’s fucking terrifying being the only person with a mask on in a full room

    • @antthomas7916
      @antthomas7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rhiannar9389 Tell me about it. I see a few people wearing them here in Tampa, but as soon as you leave the city, that number drops to 0. Thankfully most of the admins and students who at my daughter's school wears masks though. Desantis is the absolute worst governor we've ever had, and that's really saying something.

  • @dannikris3696
    @dannikris3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    MGK probably punches a hole in the wall when he’s pissed and that’s what Megan considers “demonic”.

  • @wondervol7351
    @wondervol7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Haven't clicked that fast ever 😅 can't wait to hear your take on them

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r wo

    • @Lidiastafa
      @Lidiastafa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AxxLAfriku k

    • @beetlejuicebeetlejuice8227
      @beetlejuicebeetlejuice8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saiki?

    • @wondervol7351
      @wondervol7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beetlejuicebeetlejuice8227 Yup, that's me

    • @beetlejuicebeetlejuice8227
      @beetlejuicebeetlejuice8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wondervol7351 You are rocking this look 👌🐸

  • @jocynoya306
    @jocynoya306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My boyfriend recently just broke up with me and I've been feeling really bad and having trouble sleeping and your podcasts and videos have helped me distract from my thoughts for at least a bit. I've noticed how important time for your self is, so take the time you need Kurtis :)

    • @sarahjones7428
      @sarahjones7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Recovering from heartbreak takes time and self love. Proud of you!!

    • @jocynoya306
      @jocynoya306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sarahjones7428 thank you, that means a lot

    • @vxx363
      @vxx363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sending love to you stranger!!

    • @jocynoya306
      @jocynoya306 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vxx363 ❤❤

    • @vrianawashington2599
      @vrianawashington2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found him last year when I went through a breakup. This is the right place to be 😊

  • @celsara
    @celsara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    i’m worried about how much food kurtis thinks ppl put down garbage disposals

  • @mw7845
    @mw7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “I am weed” there’s NO WAY she actually thought that was deep??

  • @transdazaiagenda
    @transdazaiagenda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    throwing organic smoothies in there really makes it sound like a scrapped nightvale bit

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGSJDKF YOU'RE RIGHT

  • @ijwd424
    @ijwd424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I feel so bad for Megan's children, imagine seeing your mom do this stuff 😭

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Her kids probably don’t care because their mother can do what she wants

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I get the feeling they're probably actually pretty sheltered, tbh. I don't think they're exactly flicking through Gentleman's Quarterly, ya know? :-D

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I heard one of her kid gets bullied in school bcuz she dates mgk n the other kids makes fun of her kid.

    • @brokenbrastraps
      @brokenbrastraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@BabyGirlTiny You would really be chill if your mum was like this? Maybe you crazy too lmaooo

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 So THAT's what GQ stands for....

  • @malmfao
    @malmfao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can't believe that "I am weed" worked on MEGAN FOX💀

  • @shayyyoung
    @shayyyoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I hope the break was really relaxing and refreshing for you. Please don't ever hesitate to step back and take care of yourself! Wishing you and Jenna well, we'll always be here 🕺

    • @shayyyoung
      @shayyyoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awe man, I edited my comment for a grammar mistake and lost the heart from Kurt 😤

  • @deedeexYT
    @deedeexYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Brooo this podcast was extra funny. I'm in a hostel trying to go to bed and I can't help but laugh uncontrollably

  • @Charley070
    @Charley070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Kurtis sitting naked on the toilet screaming "GET THE HELL OUT!"

  • @theronis
    @theronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    the fact that now MGK is beating up his own fans at rock concerts since he was bullied out of rapping just shows how delusional he is. he actually thinks he'll still have a fanbase after losing a crap ton of fans with the rap devil/killshot stuff, then going into a completely different genre, trash-talking a big rock band (slipknot or something) and pissing off everyone in that genre, and then fighting his own fans...
    side note: someone called Matthew Heafy who is a famous rock singer and guitarist (I think, idk its not my genre) called him "Squirt Gun Smelly" which is kinda funny

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk about the other situations but the way you framed the Slipknot thing is genuinely unfair. Corey Taylor sneak dissed MGK first, in an interview, without any prior provocation. It escalated from there but Slipknot 100% started it and I say that as a Slipknot fan.

    • @theronis
      @theronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@islabee94 I wasn't aware of that, but honestly MGK used to be a rapper he should be used to disses. He tried to fight eminem ffs, and failed- with the same disses he used against Slipknot: "you're too old". Either way he seems like a fraud who is in it for the mone to me personally, plus he's dodgy what with all the comments about minors...

    • @VirginiaDowdy777821
      @VirginiaDowdy777821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BOOOOOOOO He's actually beating up his own fans now?!
      Holy fuck, that's scary. If I was a fan of his, I'd definitely be scared of going to ANY of his concerts...

    • @theronis
      @theronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VirginiaDowdy777821 yep its really embarrassing for him and dangerous for the fans

    • @linthetin6419
      @linthetin6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not beating up his fans lmao wtf are you talking about he’s singing with fans during the shows

  • @Heavenhellhaleema
    @Heavenhellhaleema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Kurtis as a comedian? I was recently watching some of his old stuff and it just seems like he's becoming more confident and his jokes are even more clever. Keep it up friend!

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    MGK is like “Jennifer’s body??? More like Jennifer b0ng” then he tweets how hot kendal Jenner is

    • @doctorofthugganomicsphd8158
      @doctorofthugganomicsphd8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice original joke

    • @doctorofthugganomicsphd8158
      @doctorofthugganomicsphd8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Def not stolen

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@doctorofthugganomicsphd8158 what are you talking about?

    • @emmaj7445
      @emmaj7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i see you in every comment section

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@emmaj7445 You must be watching some really good content. But yeah I know I’m everywhere.

  • @mj6326
    @mj6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    ive just started so idk whether you mention it, but Pete Davidson’s SNL skit was a perfect presentation of them.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you have a link, please? I don't know why but I can't find it.

    • @mj6326
      @mj6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 it should be on SNL youtube channel but yes, i’ll find the link

    • @mj6326
      @mj6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 th-cam.com/video/ZEII5so6XpY/w-d-xo.html about 3 mins and 45 seconds in :)

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mj6326 Thank you so much. Unfortunately it's blocked in my country, but at least I know the title now so maybe I can find it elsewhere :-)

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That little part sucked.. Chloe just sounded too whimsical as Megan.. Pete was kinda ok.. They needed to be more drugged out and say bs fanfic type of lines.

  • @luci.ana777
    @luci.ana777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ngl “general mayhem” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

  • @nikkicarreon
    @nikkicarreon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The way I never knew how sinister my garbage disposal was 🤬🤯‼️ just found out about America……. Not good 😯

  • @Shadow789798
    @Shadow789798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Everytime I hear "I am weed" it's followed by an internal "Fuck, did I just say that to Megan Fox?"
    Then he disappeared like Ninja's braless wife, to go make him a sandwich

  • @malchikbolnoy
    @malchikbolnoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    every time i have a panic attack i remember the opening melody of this podcast, and it helps sooo much, its very relaxing and gives me memories of kurtises videos, thanks man!

  • @zoemarie13
    @zoemarie13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    i’m glad you took a break!! please take care of yourself :)

  • @isae1783
    @isae1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    dude, at my school they give people masks and they NEVER wear it, like the most athletic dudes put it on their chin and then get surprised when they get covid lmao, so it’s just become a normal thing here in murica

  • @honeydew75
    @honeydew75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    MGK and Megan fox are weird but I kinda love it just for people's reaction to what they say, the "rehab barbie" edgy 12 year thing they're doing is hilarious like so bad it's good

    • @NacrunoCreations
      @NacrunoCreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Exactly! I love having these types of personalities and figures as celebrities, I never get why people hate on them so much. It's entertainment. Like obviously I wouldn't wanna be friends with them but following them and peoples reaction to them is always hilarious.

  • @elliotluitwieler9401
    @elliotluitwieler9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When Kurtis messed up his sound board after saying “it’s gonna be done when I’m 43” made me laugh so hard

  • @hudsonasher
    @hudsonasher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It’s one thing to have “His” and “Hers” towels but this is another level

  • @AnimalsGirlful
    @AnimalsGirlful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    mgk's hair transplant and constant bleaching are the best decisions hes ever made for his career. He is not a natural "tall blonde creature" lmao

    • @shannaabello7869
      @shannaabello7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has hair transplant???!!!

    • @AnimalsGirlful
      @AnimalsGirlful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shannaabello7869 yes, girl he was whispy af

  • @lynternet
    @lynternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    hearing your america commentary just makes me think “god damn i just hope you never end up in florida …. “

    • @savbrina
      @savbrina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Florida is America’s lone toilet

  • @bemydinosaur13
    @bemydinosaur13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    MGK and Megan Fox have to be on some kind of publicity stunt that’s intentionally cringe like there’s no way two adults are really acting like this

  • @childishgambina5710
    @childishgambina5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that my faves just hang out without feeling the need to make content.

  • @haha20121000
    @haha20121000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    GQ stands for Gentlemans Quarterly, most pretentious magazine title in existence lol

  • @rosalindcorpus5311
    @rosalindcorpus5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You will forever be apart of the dream blunt rotation

  • @braknazwy9346
    @braknazwy9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Organic smoothies is the snobbiest thing ever in comparison to the sex-lucifer stuff it really crack me up

  • @hecknfrick4236
    @hecknfrick4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Kurt's complaining about Americans not wearing masks. That's how every day is for us for 2 years. Also when he said "there's masks everywhere" bold of you to assume the average American reads any signs

  • @maggotlord7934
    @maggotlord7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the delay made this episode come out on my birthday!!!!! epic timing for me :))))) thank u kurtis!!

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      happy belated birthday!

  • @BeautifulPsycho124
    @BeautifulPsycho124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was a great birthday present 🎉 thanks dude 🖤 love the podcast

    • @captainsalamander946
      @captainsalamander946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy birthday!!!! Hope your day is filled with joy!!

    • @0livia-1104
      @0livia-1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happy birthdayyyyy

  • @darbylane3799
    @darbylane3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i thought i was having a good day, but now that kurt posted, i’m having a very really good day 💪

  • @evee4365
    @evee4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    missed you kurtis. had to rewatch a bunch of semi cringey vines if yours to get my dose. maybe as a halloween video idea it would be cool to check out the movie SPREE where a youtuber named KURTIS murders people. would be cool to see you react to it. love ya!

    • @lexie2497
      @lexie2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my favorite movie ever thank u for saying this

  • @almaz505
    @almaz505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What got me is “whats a rosary?” lmaooo

  • @soulshay
    @soulshay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The music in the background as he's reading is PERFECT lmao

  • @elizabethgammon8789
    @elizabethgammon8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These podcasts feel like a stand-up comedy show. Insane that this is free.

  • @amandaburton5868
    @amandaburton5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The honking in a Chicago thing. There are a lot of alleys and places where cars come out of that also are where people are walking, so they always beep as a warning. Never seen it happen at a parking garage but it was a weird culture shock for me...

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i love mgk and megan like i went to his concert last month and was super obsessed with him for months but THE SHIT THEY SAY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD “rehab barbie” especially sends me every time i hear it

    • @abbie414
      @abbie414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @eggy boy yes and also weird shit about Eminems daughter when she was underage as well

    • @bofadeez8480
      @bofadeez8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@abbie414 Also went on a hella racist rant about how black girls give the best head and then called someone a bitch when they rightfully walked away lmao

  • @joeskiro
    @joeskiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like you Kurtis and I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I used your sultry, warm voice to fall asleep. So thank you, truly.

  • @jeremydoerksen5988
    @jeremydoerksen5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm glad you got a break, man. Burn out is real. Self-care is professional care.

  • @catlynd1
    @catlynd1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my favorite line: "really makes your brain throw it back" 😂

  • @cori742
    @cori742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    yeah kurtis it's not just you, nobody in chicago knows how to fucking drive. it's a deathtrap. I live here and I would like to apologize on our behalf lmao

    • @NYD666
      @NYD666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the midwest

  • @corpses6662
    @corpses6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the first podcast episode i’ve listened to and i already love it. it feels like we’re friends and that’s always the best with podcasters

  • @kiyajade98
    @kiyajade98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They're like that couple who met at wholefoods but edgy

  • @ksfishchannel
    @ksfishchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wish youtubers would quit apologizing for or feeling guilty for taking a break. When I take vacation days from my job, I feel zero need to apologize to anyone, and no one expects me to. Same goes to youtubers, stop feeling bad. everyone needs a break man