Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Tunes

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  • @annawaits690
    @annawaits690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the best most clean comedian ever. Need more like him.

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good gosh, I Can Only Eat Margarine is gold. My new favorite song.

  • @JudahMaccabius
    @JudahMaccabius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is nostalgic, wed watch his bits all the times as a family and his jokes still hold up :)

  • @katkasie2306
    @katkasie2306 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I can never ever listen to "I can Only Imagine" the same again.

    • @davidconCristo1
      @davidconCristo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kat kasie me neither

    • @kidperfect6187
      @kidperfect6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3:07 I wonder if MercyMe has seen this? Bart Miller would be proud. Or embarrassed.

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kidperfect6187 i think they'd cash in on this

    • @easystring1885
      @easystring1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a friend of mine sang “I can only Jumanji” I lost it when I heard him 😂

    • @SnowySpiritRuby
      @SnowySpiritRuby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After listening to it once, I now still can't remember the words to the original. 3. Years. Later.

  • @katguid2011
    @katguid2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I can no longer listen to any of these songs the same again and my praise team leader loves this one it's hysterical

  • @ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l
    @ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2008: "I'm so glad you're fuel-injected."
    2021: "I'm so glad that you're electric."

  • @David-ur4mp
    @David-ur4mp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's been ten years now since I was first introduced to Tim Hawkins, and I've become a huge fan! But to this day, I have never seen a piece that I love more than this one.

  • @fredmckinney8933
    @fredmckinney8933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I have, on occasion, sang to our dog Piper, "my dog is an awesome dog, she is..." LOL

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fred McKinney
      That
      is
      hilarious.
      😂

    • @greendaleforever
      @greendaleforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dog is an awesome dog, he reigns from carpet to couch, he lays wherever he wants my dog is an awesome dog

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      guess what ted nudgent song i sing to my cat???

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i sing cat scratch fever to my cat

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've found that I do the same thing about my doxle (dachshund-beagle mix).

  • @Ising4u333
    @Ising4u333 15 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i agree God has a great sense of humor--

  • @BaconFaceMcGee
    @BaconFaceMcGee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish he was still on TV!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When was he ever on TV in the first place?

    • @BaconFaceMcGee
      @BaconFaceMcGee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RinJackson I used to watch him on one of our local TV channels called "The Worship Network". The TV station quit airing that channel years ago though. It’s mentioned on the TV's station Wikipedia page.

  • @MrTshepoNgwenya
    @MrTshepoNgwenya 13 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ♪♫ ... all-powerful, unchangeable, they're like flying cars in the sky, and they're Boeing by name!
    (Indescribable - Chris Tomlin)

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I still think the margarine song is the best thing I've ever heard LOL

  • @theawsomegyption
    @theawsomegyption 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Glorious Ruins:
    And i'll walk to my dodge, with my head lifted high...

  • @funnyvideosRawesome5
    @funnyvideosRawesome5 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh yeah, someone was praying about a hedge of protection and I was having such a hard time not laughing, they thought I was choking on something, lol

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where's the thick cement wall????, razor wire, mabye???

  • @kaylynn4750
    @kaylynn4750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I will never be able to listen to these songs without thinking about this xD

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This and led zeplin shout to the lord

  • @anthonytuccinardi46
    @anthonytuccinardi46 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been struggling with my relationship with Christ recently and this brought me back, and gave me a good laugh

  • @tennisgal456
    @tennisgal456 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the i cant believe its not butter one is my favorite

  • @tiffanycardenas7058
    @tiffanycardenas7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite one to watch

  • @irunthepeg
    @irunthepeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still think of these every so often. Started laughing this morning and had to watch on repeat while making lunch today.

  • @SnowySpiritRuby
    @SnowySpiritRuby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember watching this when it first came out 12 years ago, and recently I watched a video about delivering Krispy Kremes by drone, and I had the Krispy Kreme one from this stuck in my head for days after.

  • @MrAirsoft802
    @MrAirsoft802 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim Hawkins is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @highiqretardbear33
    @highiqretardbear33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "O Ford you know I have no friend like you
    If you're front seat's not my home then Ford what will I do?
    The Chevys becon me from you're wide open door
    And i can't feel at home in my Dodge anymore"
    Thought I'd give it a shot

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolute classic video! I love it, and my family still makes jokes about this!

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE LORD BE WITH YOU

    • @SnowySpiritRuby
      @SnowySpiritRuby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And [also] with [you]/[your spirit].

  • @michiko-chanmorgan1426
    @michiko-chanmorgan1426 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cannot even watch any other comedians now.. He's the best!!

  • @pastordallas
    @pastordallas 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim is awesome he is never afraid to go head to head with big issues. i always appreciate his frank and funny approach. Thanks for posting this video!!! My favorite is Dodge is an awesome dodge!!!

  • @aidanmonroe5580
    @aidanmonroe5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I just want Krispy Kreme

  • @cameronballard155
    @cameronballard155 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I can only "eat-margarine" what he would've done to Good Good Father if it had been a thing when he did this routine. :P

    • @huntermichael5086
      @huntermichael5086 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Ballard YES!!! same

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe "Good Good Lager"? :)

  • @jamesness2277
    @jamesness2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim, thank you for making me laugh when I'm in so much pain that all i want to do is cry. This covid thing is bad and the fact that I'm quarantined alone only makes it worse. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @zig-zagchica5171
    @zig-zagchica5171 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ok. THIS IS CLASSIC!! I totally just died laughing😂😂😂

  • @tmamone83
    @tmamone83 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My Dodge is an awesome Dodge." Don't think Rich Mullins would be too happy to hear that!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he'd cash in......due to corona, other acts/ bands are touring again

  • @lovebug3389
    @lovebug3389 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time we sing my god is an awesome god in church... I keep saying doge and make everybody crack up!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hope you never sing better is one day....

  • @MaydayBirthday1161
    @MaydayBirthday1161 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes! I saw a lady in the pew next to me with her "wind shield wipers" on. I burst out laughing and the whole row and the preacher glared at me. You can't laugh at church apparently :O

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha! :D It's ok to laugh as long as you don't show why - the woman would probablx think you're laughing AT her and mocking her. But I can only imagine bursting out like that myself. :D

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael B Wrong church!

  • @huntermichael5086
    @huntermichael5086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dodge was my favorite! Best laugh I’ve heard in a while😂

  • @billswingle2672
    @billswingle2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You sir are a genius!! Excellent!

  • @joshuabulger3156
    @joshuabulger3156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he is good if I could meet him or go to he's concerts I would love it

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    They already do this, sadly. I saw a Coca-cola ad in a movie theater that used the song that goes "I got the joy joy joy joy, down in my heart" in the background :P

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure that would qualify as a church selling out necessarily

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rin Jackson It's big companies using church songs. You're right, but I don't like hearing church songs used to sell company products either lol.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well they've used songs out of their context for ages now, I don't see the problem. As long as they asked premission. Plus, I think that's funny. :D Of course the joy Coca Cola gives me is far inferior to the one the song is actually talking about, but let em have fun.

    • @huntermichael5086
      @huntermichael5086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And even so, I’ve heard a band that let someone use their song for something- a commercial I think - and they were hoping that maybe just one person would be interested in the song and look it up and see the rest of their music and be more interested and end up knowing Jesus, so... whatever God wants to use I suppose it COULD work that way.

    • @harmoneebliss777
      @harmoneebliss777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaro267 Where?? ;)

  • @deannawallace4568
    @deannawallace4568 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    FORD I LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIGH is my favorite

  • @kenkellam6963
    @kenkellam6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dog, is an awesome dog he barks, at people and cars and chases cats and squirrels my dog is an awesome dog.

  • @Ary_Official1
    @Ary_Official1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was high key dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Been a while since I've had a Krispy Kreme donut
    Love the "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" song, too :)

  • @themisfitpainter2482
    @themisfitpainter2482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My dodge is an awesome dodge XD

  • @christiannorton9400
    @christiannorton9400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    lol "only eat margarine"

  • @Its_tiff3478
    @Its_tiff3478 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve seen this video so many times and I still laugh at it. In fact, the church I go to, the p.a. people would play this video before the service began and I was on the praise team, me and the rest of the members would always sing along with the video and laugh together. That’s how much we’ve seen this video because we knew every lyric. There were times we almost forgot the lyrics of a song because the one he sang about the dodge, we were singing Awesome God and most of the singers messed up on the lyrics lol.

  • @thelordoftherings777
    @thelordoftherings777 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haha. My fav is either Krispy Kreme or I Can Only Eat Margerine

  • @Sammeep02
    @Sammeep02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    FORD i lift your name on high

    • @Sammeep02
      @Sammeep02 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Better is Hyundai than a Ford, Better is Hyundai than a Jeep...."
      I am now on the verge of getting a Hyundai Tucson. My first ever car. After driving my mom's Ford.

  • @elijaharias2012
    @elijaharias2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I was reading... a book" lol

  • @Scarlett-Hofferson
    @Scarlett-Hofferson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I see nothing wrong with the Krispy Kreme song 😂

  • @HealthyAndrew
    @HealthyAndrew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes I just take a spoon and eat it right out of the plastic tub !
    That’s the best part and he’s smart for saving it for last ! I loved it. So freaking hilarious !

  • @anvil777
    @anvil777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg! Awesome Dodge and I can only eat margarine are the new best hmns now! :-DDD

  • @rilly1347
    @rilly1347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ford I praise your name on high was sort of pushing it but LOL at I can only eat margarine. That's me all the way!

  • @thatcheesysongwriter
    @thatcheesysongwriter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think my pastor actually used to run for Nike xD

  • @kobayashi.official
    @kobayashi.official 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Peeping Peepers The song is called Better Is One Day. It's covered by a lot of different artists.

  • @mypiglets
    @mypiglets 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone else have problems in your worship services after watching Tim?

  • @BAutry94
    @BAutry94 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sometimes I take a spoon and eat right outta the plastic tub....ROFL that's stupid funny.

    • @fredmckinney8933
      @fredmckinney8933 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAutry94 I have a niece who's 20 now and actually used to do that for real when she was little. LOL

  • @ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l
    @ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some bright morning when I have a Chevy
    I'll drive away
    With my Chev I'll drive right past a Ram
    I'll drive away
    I'll drive away oh baby
    I'll drive away in a Chevy
    Just thought I'd try one.

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this video

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Castaneda ......something tells me you love this video :)

  • @Iplonk
    @Iplonk 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont care which car is better i just know that he is amazing!!!!!

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Better is Hudai than a Ford, Better is Hudai than a Jeep LOL

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alberto Looks Don't remember the name, but I do remember the original line is "Better is one day", so you might want to start by searching for that

  • @Ladygwenea
    @Ladygwenea 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love him! He's soooooooooooo funny!

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Tim's creativity have an end?

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what MercyMe thought of Tim's parody of their song

  • @Brundall525
    @Brundall525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got my mind made up... and I want fun back.
    I wanna come to Chuck E. Cheese's.... somedaaaaayyy!!!
    (Donnie McClurkin's Carribean Medley)

  • @troyevitt2437
    @troyevitt2437 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This happened!

  • @darkscarlet1012
    @darkscarlet1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the dodge song

  • @Vitamortis.
    @Vitamortis. ปีที่แล้ว

    tears in my eys 😂

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do. Thanks for noticing. My three brothers do to.

  • @Beastmosauce
    @Beastmosauce 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious! Wonderful parodies!

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DONT FORGET THE SOUND OF STARBUCKS

  • @dcs4394
    @dcs4394 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen a corporate church and it was creepy. It was a big building with Under Armor advertised all over.

  • @107RN11
    @107RN11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best

  • @LetteSexy120
    @LetteSexy120 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes

  • @GreenSpot101
    @GreenSpot101 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 people are going to make this real

  • @Gompers4414
    @Gompers4414 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wal-Mart made three different accounts to like this video... just cause they don't get a song!

  • @UryakiTokishido
    @UryakiTokishido 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where does he get this stuff lol he is great!

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how there is Christian comedians because too many Christians think having a sense of humour is a sin..

    • @PalPlays
      @PalPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi I've never met one of them.

    • @bethinthebooth
      @bethinthebooth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I've never met a christian who didn't have a sense of humor!

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom laughs at pretty much everything as long as it's clean. And she's super devout. Although, funny enough, she literally cried at a *joke* in Inside Out! 😂 It was the scene where Joy drew a circle on the floor and told Sadness "All the sadness stays inside the circle." It reminded her of how she raised my super Autistic little brother, and she broke down.

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi There has literally been no Christian I met that doesn’t have a sense of humor or thinks that

  • @BrendtWaters
    @BrendtWaters 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    LORD (with all caps) is a translation of YHWH, which is often translated as "Jehovah". So the Scripture quote is 100% accurate.

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:06 Thumbs up if this was ur fav song too!

  • @aronwhited8977
    @aronwhited8977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “My dodge is is an awesome dodge”

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I drive a Dodge Charger. It's a really nice Dodge, it is.

  • @mjh277
    @mjh277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are the originals for numbers 3 and 4?

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can you possibly know that I wrecked my Husbands Dodge Dakota (Hi Kings) when He said Go?

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny.

  • @endlessblueday
    @endlessblueday 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Better is Hyundai... beh wee HUN day... bee wee un day... oooooo...

  • @xaviers7154
    @xaviers7154 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. Unfortunately I think there would be new meaning for the term "slain by the spirit" D:

  • @MSNking14
    @MSNking14 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sarcowen : Live poorly, live enslaved, Walmart :) (now we just need tunes)

  • @MsShay78
    @MsShay78 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's funny.

  • @GardettoRS
    @GardettoRS 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sarcowen you dont want to know.

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG TIM!!! It's becoming dangerous for me to play your videos.....my poor cat hears your voice and immediately launches herself from my lap! She's going to need therapy. (I'm going to need stitches)

  • @genericusername134
    @genericusername134 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the lyrics to our Doge is an awesome doge

    • @guitarplayer4863
      @guitarplayer4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Generic Username It's a parody of 'Awesome God' by Rich Mullins.

  • @tjam66
    @tjam66 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 people eat butter substitute!!!

  • @OKvolleyballplayer26
    @OKvolleyballplayer26 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 people don't like margarine!!

  • @orhugs
    @orhugs 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sarcowen He did one abtou walmart!

  • @brandonwhitmire3211
    @brandonwhitmire3211 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahaha lol that was funny

  • @megawes5
    @megawes5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Dodge is an awesome Dodge said no one EVER!!

  • @Mrsnoopy465
    @Mrsnoopy465 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol

  • @lydiacavero2437
    @lydiacavero2437 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha Oh Lord that's the last thing we need hahahaha xD

  • @Menyhard
    @Menyhard 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny

  • @noahsenka8706
    @noahsenka8706 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny

  • @koryesslinger8936
    @koryesslinger8936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Better is Hyundai 😂😂