[더뮤지컬] 스테이지_뮤지컬 '애비뉴Q' 내한공연 중에서 `It Sucks To Be Me(엿 같은 내 인생)`

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이런 좋은 공연은 다시 안 들여오나요.. 2013년에 보고 정말 좋았는데. (좋은 공연이지만) 맨날 비슷한 돈되는 작품들만 제작사들이 무대에 올리니 지겨워요

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8년전,9월 잠실롯데씨어터_201309
Morning, Brian.
[Brian]
Hi, Kate!
[Kate]
How’s life?요즘 어때?
[Brian]
(sigh)Disappointing
[Kate]
What’s the matter?
[Brian]
The catering company laid me off
[Kate]
Oh, I’m sorry..
[Brian]
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I’m ten years out of college
and I always thought-
[Kate]
What?
[Brian]
No, it sounds stupid..
[Kate]
Aw, come on!
[Brian]
When I was little, I thought I would be..(what?)
A big comedian on late night TV!
But now I’m 32 and as you can see..
I’m not!(Nope!)
Oh well
It sucks to be me!(no..)
It sucks to be me(no!)
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33!
It sucks to be me!
[Kate]
You think your life sucks?
[Brian]
I think so!
[Kate]
Your problems aren’t so bad
[Kate]
I’m kind of pretty
and pretty damn smart!(you are!)꽤나
thanks!
I like romantic things like music and art!
And as you know I have a gigantic heart!
So why....
-don’t I have a boyfriend????
FUCK!
It sucks to be me(me too!)
It sucks to be me(it sucks to be me)
[Brian]
It sucks to be Brian
[Kate]
and Kate
[Brian]
To not have a job..
[Kate]
To not have a date!
It sucks to be me!
[Brian]
Hey, Rod, Nicky, do you guys have a second?
[Rod, Nicky]
Ah, certainly
[Kate]
Whose life sucks more?
Brian’s or mine?
***ME!!I don't have both of them. I even have??몰라 the false-charge of a stalker and the misunderstanding of being a psycho.
I'm living to dead.
I'm living as a dead.
중복표현인데 이거 어떻게붙이지. 많이 알아 괴롭고
너무 몰라 괴롭군. 아! 외국계갔어야했는데..이것저것 다알아듣고서 입도손가락도 오지랖못떨게***
[Rod, Nicky]
Ours!
[Rod]
We live together
[Nicky]
We’re close as people can get
[Ron]
We’ve been our best of buddies
[Nicky]
Ever since the day we met!
[Ron]
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset
Oh, every day is an aggravatio
[Nicky]
Come on, that’s an exaggeration.
[Ron]
You leave your clothes out
You put your feet on my chair
[Nicky]
Oh yeah
You do such anal things 이상한짓
like ironing your underwear!
[Ron]
You make that very small apartment we share a hell
[Nicky]
So do you!
That’s why I’m in hell too!!
[Ron]
It sucks to be me!
[Nicky]
No, it sucks to be me!
[Kate]
It sucks to be me!
[Brian]
It sucks to be me!
[All]
Is there anybody here it doesn’t suck to be?
It sucks to be me...
[Christmas Eve]
Brian, what are you doing?
Why you all so happy?
[Brian]
Well, Because our life suck!
[Christmas Eve]
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to the country for opportunities.
Tried to work in Korean Deli
But I am Japanese!
But with hard work
I’ve got two master’s degree in social work!
And now I’m a therapist!
But I have no clients...
And I have an unemployed fiancé!
And we have lots of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me..
I say it
sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka
SUCK.
It suck to be me.
[Princeton]
Excuse me
[Brian]
Hey, there
[Princeton]
Sorry to bother you
I’m moving for a place to live
[Christmas Eve]
Why you searching all the way out here?
[Princeton]
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but everything’s so far is out of my price range.내예산보다 비싸..
But this neighborhood looks a lot of cheaper!
Oh and look- a ‘For Rent’ sign!
[Brian]
You need to talk to the superintendent.
Let me go get him.
Yo, Gary!!
[Gary coleman]
I’m coming, I’m coming!
[Princeton]
Oh, my god! It’s Gary Coleman!
[Gary]
I’m Gary Coleman from TV’s ‘different strokes’!
I made a lotta money that got stolen from my folks!
부모님에게 뺏겼지!
Now I’m broke an
난 땡전 한 푼 없고
I’m the butt of everyone’s jokes!
But now I’m here-
the super intendent! On Avenue
[All]
It suck to be you!
[Kate]
You win
[All
It sucks to be you!
[Brian]
I feel better now!
[Gary]
Try having people stopping you to ask you
사람들이 지나가는 널 붙잡고는
“What you talking `bout, Willis?”
It gets old.
[All]
It sucks to be you(on Avenue Q)
Sucks to be me(on Avenue Q)
Sucks to be you(on Avenue Q)
Sucks to be us!
But not when we’re together
We’re together on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friend do too!
`Til our dreams come true!
We live on Avenue Q!
This is real life
We live on Avenue Q!
You’re gonna love it!
We live on Avenue q
[Gary]
Here’s your key.
[All]
Welcome to Avenue Q!

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