Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: POW! You are dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineer: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead! Heavy: Ok. (Sniper enters scene exiting van) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Correct! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Engineer and Sniper applause) Sniper: Ah, well that's nice. Engineer: I am damn proud right now. (Soldier appears in scene) Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Soldier rushes to dead Heavy) Soldier: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Soldier: Who killed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Soldier: I will find clues! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing) Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Medic: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy) Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof. Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camera rotates to Sniper) Sniper: Doc, what happened? Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed! (Intense background stops) Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Spy: Well, now what? (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom! Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! (Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. (Car drives off and crashing noise is heard) Scout: Screams of pain Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point. Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead. Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! (Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy) Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me! Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast Sniper: Screams of pain Demoman: Woop dee doo! Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads. Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him! Engineer: Shocked How did you know?! Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too. (Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster) Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead. Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me! Spy: You monster! Heavy: But whyyyyy? Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Heavy: Engineer, stop! Engineer and Heavy: Arguing Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION) Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead. Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. (Engineer falls dead on floor) Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
@@kamakiriisabean7059b-but the original vas did it family friendly 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀🗿💀🗿🗿💀😭🗿 don't get me wrong tho, original version was WAY better than family friendly in my opinion
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YOUR VOICE IS SO NICE WTF and u look so cute man wth 😭
I try my best😋
THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I absolutely adore your suit and your voice so much, omg!!
Thank you I'm glad you like it Soo much 🥰
Absolutely adorable very endearing ((: this has brought me lots of comfort and I love the sona! The colors are cute and the eyes are really cool
Gosh your so sweet thank you for the sweet comments! I'm glad the ASMR is working for you!
Imma sleep so well tonight, this has to be one of the best bf asmr vids ive seen in the past 2 yeears since i started❤ thank you pal
Wow such praise I don't deserve that but thank you Soo much I'm glad you liked it 😘
finally got another opportunity to listen to another asmr video, immediately went to your channel :3
I've recently discovered this, and I love it!
Yippee glad you love it 🥰
OH MY GOD THE HEART EYESSSS :,) your sona is so perfect
also LMAFO the jerma reference 😭 3:40
Thank you😘 giant enemy spider moment
this asmr is so good and your fur suit is so cute
Awww , this is so cute :3 UwU
What has my life come to
Calm peace and whispering 😋
Damnnn, amazing asmr. Gj, dude ;3
Thank you I really appreciate it! 😊
Ur suit is so adorable and cute ^^
relaxing, thanks for posting :)
Of course!! It was fun too make!
@@PlexAsmr i could imagine! now if only this was real... >:3
cute
Thankies~
Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Engineer: POW! You are dead!
Heavy: I am dead!
Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)
Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!
Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!
Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!
Engineer: I dunno.
Heavy: I think it was-
Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!
Heavy: Ok.
(Sniper enters scene exiting van)
Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Sniper: The Heavy is dead!
Spy: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Spy: So, did you see the murderer?
Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.
Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Engineer and Sniper applause)
Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.
Engineer: I am damn proud right now.
(Soldier appears in scene)
Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Soldier rushes to dead Heavy)
Soldier: That Heavy is dead!
Spy: We know!
Soldier: Who killed him?!
Spy: We don’t know!
Soldier: I will find clues!
(Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!
Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked
(Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen)
Medic: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.)
Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy)
Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
(Camera rotates to Sniper)
Sniper: Doc, what happened?
Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking
Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Spy: Well, now what?
(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)
Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom
Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…
Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.
Scout: Yea?
Spy: Go home!
(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in)
Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Scout: Screams of pain
Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!
Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy
Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!
(Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)
Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me!
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked
Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast
Sniper: Screams of pain
Demoman: Woop dee doo!
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body
Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads.
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy
Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him!
Engineer: Shocked How did you know?!
Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)
Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.
Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!
Spy: You monster!
Heavy: But whyyyyy?
Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Heavy: Engineer, stop!
Engineer and Heavy: Arguing
Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.
Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.
(Engineer falls dead on floor)
Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises
Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
now put the caps of the family friendly version 🗿
@@ThegamerTM_ARG We aren’t family friendly in these parts.
@@kamakiriisabean7059b-but the original vas did it family friendly 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀🗿💀🗿🗿💀😭🗿
don't get me wrong tho, original version was WAY better than family friendly in my opinion
@@ThegamerTM_ARG they only did the Family Friendly version for the ad revenue.
What da ballz is this 😱
Promo SM