Or three brothers Samus the big sister Doomguy the middle brother And master chief the third brother Or a father with his two sons Doomguy the father Samus the big sister And master chief the second son
Little does Doomguy know, Samus pulling out that singular plant has just triggered a countdown towards a cataclysmic end to the planet. They have minutes to escape.
@@Bullboy_Adventures I think the official source says that he's 6'5 naked and 6'8 in the armor, just a simple Google search will show that. But when it comes to Samus, all that we really have to go off of is a Super Metroid manga from 1994 that isn't considered canon anymore. She's 6'3 and 198 lb naked, so when it comes to how tall she is with the suit I don't know I guess you could give her two to four more inches. And then there's Chief who is just a beastly tall man standing over 7 ft in his armor
Great, now I'm imagining the rest of the actual episode with these 3. The idea of Samus getting stuck in a digger makes me chuckle. and then she & Doom Guy destroy Master Chief's shed.
Oh God imagine these 3 in some of the Top Gear specials they did, like the one where they were driving lorrys in Buma "OK just reverse back into th- SAMUS YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
@@brandenhauser1635 now its time to hand it over, to our tame scientist Some say his beard is so powerful it has its own gravitational pull And others say the only thing that scares him, is the number 3 All we know is, he's called the "Freeman"
Aww a nice family bonding activity! Doomguy: Father of Master Chief and Husband of Samus Samus: Mother of Master Chief and Wife of Doomguy Master Chief: Doomguy and Samus’ Son
Samus:Slayer! When I said we're gardening, I mean actually gardening. Not using weapons. Slayer:Honey, using hoes and stuff is out of date. Weapons are the future. Samus:Not everything can be solved by using a- *Chief slams the hammer down, killing all of the plants* Chief:They ceased to exist. Slayer:Good job son Samus (sighs):Next time, we're going to a water park.
Is this a teaser for the Helo Rich Saturday am cartoon. I liked the part when John said Its John time and Joihned all over the place with Chef and Rich!
I think Hammond and May should be switched around but I guess he is Captain Slow... Prayers for him to have a speedy recovery since he vibe checked a wall at 75mph.
Why are you people commenting on this again who reuploaded it this time Edit: okay this was sitting on about 40k views last week and has now just randomly hit 100k. What the fuck I dunno if I should be thankful or tell you all to go away and watch better videos.
@@chasetoyama8184 I mean maybe by the future farming is completely obsolete as a practice. In a world of Needlers and Power Armor, a replacement for farming isn’t far-fetched. But I could be wrong, it’s been a while since I’ve touched Halo
@@Anonymous-73 For meats, ranching is definitely outdated; although inhumane, Humanity has shown that they can clone humans and body parts, so what’s to say they can’t just literally clone slabs of meat out of a cow?
This is kinda accurate to their personalities Slayer uses brute strength and POWER like clarkson Chief is more methodical and smart about his decisions/actions like may And Samus is more flamboyant and stylish like Hammond
True. If you think about it Slayer technically had the most “normal” life out of all of them. Samus was raised by aliens, and poor Chief’s childhood was all kinds of effed up thanks to Halsey’s Spartan II program. At least Slayer had a decently normal life prior to the original Doom game.
Master chief having no idea what things are because he was raised from childhood to be a soldier. Samus being the rational one, using her head rather than her fist and arm cannon And Doom Slayer being…well Doom Slayer. This is canon and you can’t tell me otherwise
samus holds the one singular brain cell they all share hostage most of the time. chief has his 'spartan brain go brrr' moments and doom guy...well, he's a shitstorm and a half all on his own
DOOMGUY WOULD BE THE MUSCLE IS SUCH A LARGE UNDERSTATEMENT AND ITS HYSTERICAL AS IF HED BE ANYTHING ELSE 🤣 Edit: just to clarify, I agree with your comment 100% and idk why I just found you saying doomguy is the muscle to be so blatantly true that I laughed a lot louder than I should’ve 😂
@@dominikdejanovicc3473 In terms of sheer power and destructive potential, sure. But you have to take into account that Doom Guy is always on the verge of a psychotic break and is mentally unstable. He would not make a good leader or tactician.
@@espartanica4398 That's your idol worshipping ego speaking, in a three way Samus has the upper because she has the most destructive weaponry and the most agility.
The Holy Trinity of badass space heroes in power armor, strong enough to take on whole armies and wipe out species single-handedly. I would love a crossover game.
Heh, good luck convincing Nintendo to let it happen. Since Microsoft acquired Bethesda, it's easier to make a Halo Doom Crossover; HELL, a Halo Doom AND Gears of War crossover would be sick.
These 3 are the best of friends. Meanwhile; -The dead space mc is some ptsd'd uncle. -starcraft space marine jim ray is the one who acts cool in the front of his friends but is crying and dying from his lost love. -the emperor from warhammer 40k is rumored to be a legend in some neighborhood and the fact that it is a right rumor
This is exactly what I was thinking, a top gear episode but with samus,doom slayer and master chief. I just watched this top gear clip this evening and didn't expect it to get an SFM this night.
In my headcannon Cheif is the adopted son of Doom Guy and Samus. Samus is tha materinal figure whom uses logic to handle situations while Doom Guy just says "ehhh fuck it" and just does things in the most simple and brutally efficient way. For example, theres a road block in the road. Samus: finds a quick alternate route around it. Doom Guy: clears the road by destroying the roadblock.
this vid sounds like as if Nintendo, PS, and Xbox’s famous soldier characters meet because, Samus is made by Nintendo, Doom is totally first is PS, and Halo is the iconic game of Xbox.
You just put lead in the ground, do you want to eat a plant that you know has LEAD in the dirt around it? Top Gear was a sketch show with cars, their opinion about vehicles didn't really matter other than the unkillable truck...
My head canon is that they are best friends.
Giant badass killing machine virgins unite
I like the idea that Doom guy and Samus are a married couple and Master Chief is their son
@@onemariobro Samus definitely wears the pants in that relationship.
@@Unknown-dm2ge I like the idea of them arguing on who gets to wear the pants when they’re in bed.
Or three brothers
Samus the big sister
Doomguy the middle brother
And master chief the third brother
Or a father with his two sons
Doomguy the father
Samus the big sister
And master chief the second son
Doomslayer and chief are having some trouble adjusting to normal life it seems
Samus has gotten friendlier from her time in Smash Bros. tournaments
Villager taught Samus how to use a trowel
@@guardian6788 and Chief is still sour he hasn’t gotten in smash yet.
John’s been a soldier since he was six, I don’t think civilian life will work for him. And Doom Slayer is, well, Doom Slayer. Nuff said
Doomguy: "Dirty fingernails"
Samus: *is wearing gauntlets*
Doomguy: "Cricked back"
Samus: *Can roll her entire body into a little ball*
I think he's mocking her
Little does Doomguy know, Samus pulling out that singular plant has just triggered a countdown towards a cataclysmic end to the planet.
They have minutes to escape.
@@trainershade1937 that sounds like something a Metroid game would do.
They *loooove* blowing up planets
😂 he’s talking about them not her 🤣
I love when these three or any combo of them are portrayed as best buds. Samus is taller than Slayer, though.
I think the slayers height is an error cause he looks a lot taller in the games. I'd say he's more like 6'8
@MrZomBIE16 think so yea
@@poofsplix2003 man you got balls.
@@Bullboy_Adventures I think the official source says that he's 6'5 naked and 6'8 in the armor, just a simple Google search will show that.
But when it comes to Samus, all that we really have to go off of is a Super Metroid manga from 1994 that isn't considered canon anymore. She's 6'3 and 198 lb naked, so when it comes to how tall she is with the suit I don't know I guess you could give her two to four more inches.
And then there's Chief who is just a beastly tall man standing over 7 ft in his armor
@MrZomBIE16 are you saying that game developers can't be wrong?
Doomguy: We don't need a hoe
Samus: Right, you heard the man, Bayonetta, we won't be needing your assistance, clear off
Oof, burn
*Apply some water for that burn*
Bayonetta: *Proceeds to make a beautiful garden grow with her magic.* Try me bitch.
OOOOOOOOHHH
Halo, Top gear, metroid, and DOOM. So much ICONIC in one video.
Damn right
Great, now I'm imagining the rest of the actual episode with these 3. The idea of Samus getting stuck in a digger makes me chuckle. and then she & Doom Guy destroy Master Chief's shed.
Oh God imagine these 3 in some of the Top Gear specials they did, like the one where they were driving lorrys in Buma
"OK just reverse back into th- SAMUS YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
@@giloguy101 I didn't realize I need that in my life
@@marcovargas6205 same here
Very important question: Who would be Stig?
@@brandenhauser1635 now its time to hand it over, to our tame scientist
Some say his beard is so powerful it has its own gravitational pull
And others say the only thing that scares him, is the number 3
All we know is, he's called the "Freeman"
Just a family having quality time together.
Okay. Who's who?
@@brodyratliff7441 Slayer: The Father
Samus: The Mother
Chief: The Son
@@proghostzgamecreed6555 th-cam.com/users/shorts63ha_PQA1-0?feature=share
@@proghostzgamecreed6555 Chief has the best qualities from the both of them
@@syrienangel4137 Genetics.
Jeremy Clarkson is the Doom Slayer confirmed
If they were talking about extermination it would be easier
It will forever be my headcanon that doom slayer sounds like Jeremy clarkson
I like how Samus is the most reasonable, despite being raised by the Magic Space Birds.
I mean he’s not wrong
Samus and Doomguy teaching their son how to garden
I like how you got a somewhat accurate portrayal of their heights
Just realized how big samus’ armor is
Doomslayer: anything and everything can be solved with a shotgun.
The doom slayer has a point
The best part is that there was no audio editing. Jeremy actually took a shotgun to thistles and erased them from existence.
If Microsoft succeeded in buying Nintendo.
if only
I love the RvB style animation. Very charming
I never knew Samus has guy's voice
Aww a nice family bonding activity!
Doomguy: Father of Master Chief and Husband of Samus
Samus: Mother of Master Chief and Wife of Doomguy
Master Chief: Doomguy and Samus’ Son
Gardening in america be like:
3 super humans trying to do regular chores be like:
Master Chief just staying silent, letting things play out
0:03 He starts the entire conversation, and guesses a hammer,
other than that he is more silent than the doomslayer on most days
Chief gardens with the grav hammer then
Its funny that all three of them are at insanely different power levels
lol, Samus is a girl though
That's what I was thinking.
That's John Metroid, you're thinking of his girlfriend.
sAmUs Is a GiRL ThOuGH
Yeah, and the DOOMSLAYER is not an overweight brit.
Think of it as her suit changing her voice if you must.
That's... pretty much how doom slayer would tend to weeds.😅
Chief: I would have used a Gravity Hammer
Doomguy[Pulls out sentinel hammer]: Here you go, son.
Samus:Slayer! When I said we're gardening, I mean actually gardening. Not using weapons.
Slayer:Honey, using hoes and stuff is out of date. Weapons are the future.
Samus:Not everything can be solved by using a-
*Chief slams the hammer down, killing all of the plants*
Chief:They ceased to exist.
Slayer:Good job son
Samus (sighs):Next time, we're going to a water park.
Name a more iconic trio, I'll wait
Doomsllayer
Doomguy
Doommarine
Wait, you wanted DIFFERENT people that weren't just from different times?
I got nothing in that case
Mick Gordon, Andrew Hulshult, David Levy
I-am-defeated... L
You cannot argue with results.
Something I never knew I needed
Well Samus and Master Chief get one another but Doom guy can't decide if he is science or magic or if he's fighting Aliens or Demons
Is this a teaser for the Helo Rich Saturday am cartoon.
I liked the part when John said Its John time and Joihned all over the place with Chef and Rich!
Me and my friends talking be like:
The only thing this needs is Issac from dead space
Nice job
I think Hammond and May should be switched around but I guess he is Captain Slow... Prayers for him to have a speedy recovery since he vibe checked a wall at 75mph.
Doom Slayer laughing caught me so off guard, lol
Why are you people commenting on this again who reuploaded it this time
Edit: okay this was sitting on about 40k views last week and has now just randomly hit 100k. What the fuck I dunno if I should be thankful or tell you all to go away and watch better videos.
:)
The TH-cam algorithm has chosen you
@@nathanmartinez4718 ugh
Me
It makes sense that Chief wouldn’t know what hoeing is since he lives so far in the future that farming is probably obsolete
Manual farming, at least. Most likely, humanity has more efficient automatic farming systems.
@@chasetoyama8184 I mean maybe by the future farming is completely obsolete as a practice. In a world of Needlers and Power Armor, a replacement for farming isn’t far-fetched.
But I could be wrong, it’s been a while since I’ve touched Halo
The entire world of Harvest: “Bruh.”
@@Anonymous-73 For meats, ranching is definitely outdated; although inhumane, Humanity has shown that they can clone humans and body parts, so what’s to say they can’t just literally clone slabs of meat out of a cow?
@@chasetoyama8184 well it’s very early technology that has risks
I have a feeling there family
This is kinda accurate to their personalities
Slayer uses brute strength and POWER like clarkson
Chief is more methodical and smart about his decisions/actions like may
And Samus is more flamboyant and stylish like Hammond
gold
Doom Guy chose the American way to get a plant out lolololololol
That was funny
Say, wouldn't Doomguy be the one teaching the other two about normal life?
True. If you think about it Slayer technically had the most “normal” life out of all of them. Samus was raised by aliens, and poor Chief’s childhood was all kinds of effed up thanks to Halsey’s Spartan II program. At least Slayer had a decently normal life prior to the original Doom game.
Oh, Prime Varia Suit, best version ever.
I love this trio.
Wait where's prophet. I thought we were going to remember to call him
Master Chief killed the three High Prophets.
@@NCRVeteranRanger crysis
He is correct, but the price of shells is a ballbust3r
If Britain won the war
they hath ceased to exist
🤣
They know they don’t have to garden in power armor… right?
Only problem with this video is Sami’s sounds like a man.
I need a show about them
Is this from top gear or the grand tour
Does nobody realize that Samus is supposed to be a woman?
The audio is in the description
Among Us
Sus.
Lol
Samus was a female :))
Xd
You do know Samus is a Girl right!!!
They couldn't find a girl to voice Samus?
They didn't voice any of this
they have CEASED to exist
they hve ceased to exist
Exactly what more do you want
Doomguy after using the BFG on a hoard of demons:
0:45
Otherwise known as cutting the grass
Big Fucking Gardener
THEY HAVE CEASED TO EXIST
Master chief having no idea what things are because he was raised from childhood to be a soldier.
Samus being the rational one, using her head rather than her fist and arm cannon
And Doom Slayer being…well Doom Slayer.
This is canon and you can’t tell me otherwise
also i think Samus would have better knowledge of ecosystems due to exploring lots of natural areas
I just love the fact that they gave Doomslayer this eccentric uppity gentleman voice. Its perfect
They all lost someone in there backstory
samus holds the one singular brain cell they all share hostage most of the time. chief has his 'spartan brain go brrr' moments and doom guy...well, he's a shitstorm and a half all on his own
I could actually see these guys as a pretty good team. Master Chief would be the leader, Samus would be the tactician and Doomguy would be the muscle.
DOOMGUY WOULD BE THE MUSCLE IS SUCH A LARGE UNDERSTATEMENT AND ITS HYSTERICAL AS IF HED BE ANYTHING ELSE 🤣
Edit: just to clarify, I agree with your comment 100% and idk why I just found you saying doomguy is the muscle to be so blatantly true that I laughed a lot louder than I should’ve 😂
ja
Nah, pretty sure Chief and Samus would play second fiddle to Doomguy no matter what.
@@dominikdejanovicc3473 In terms of sheer power and destructive potential, sure. But you have to take into account that Doom Guy is always on the verge of a psychotic break and is mentally unstable. He would not make a good leader or tactician.
They need a space marine
Fans: The three will we fight each other and one has to win
What they will actually do if they met:
Slayer would win. No contest.
@@espartanica4398 here's the thing I don't care
@@spectralknightgaming8364 clearly you cared enough to reply
@@espartanica4398 That's your idol worshipping ego speaking, in a three way Samus has the upper because she has the most destructive weaponry and the most agility.
@@massgunner4152 No, it's my actually understanding the characters. Why do you guys have to be little pricks about it?
Why does this feel way too accurate if these three actually did start talking about gardening
Doom Slayer invited them to help on his animal crossing island.
@@arthurbarros5189 tom nook and Isabelle are driven crazy by how doom slayer insists on weeding
@@Casandraelf it is deadly efficient, but also leaves the garden smelling like gunpowder.
No one dared to complain yet.
Best trio ever in gaming
I like to think that Gordon freeman and Issac Clarke are also here, but instead of arguing, there just weeding with a crowbar and a laser cutter
I read Gordon Freeman, and I imagined Gordon Ramsay shooting weeds with a fucking M249 SAW.
They’re operating the camera and boom mic
@@chasetoyama8184 That gave me an idea, Mick gordon using a chainsaw to both play music and cut the weeds.
@@andersondraper6107 I honestly would not be opposed to that, let’s just have all 3
And that learning with doom slayer
The Holy Trinity of badass space heroes in power armor, strong enough to take on whole armies and wipe out species single-handedly. I would love a crossover game.
Heh, good luck convincing Nintendo to let it happen. Since Microsoft acquired Bethesda, it's easier to make a Halo Doom Crossover; HELL, a Halo Doom AND Gears of War crossover would be sick.
I feel like Gordon Freeman and Isaac Clarke would also fit in.
@@silkenemperor I’d choose Corporal Shepard over Gordon Freeman, seeing as Shepard is the more militaristic of the HL protagonists.
@@NCRVeteranRanger sure but he didn't kick as much a$$ as Gordon Freeman.
@@silkenemperor True.
The doom guy reminds me of gordon ramsey for some reason
He just sees a demon and screams “YOU FUCKING DONKEY”
@@funniman9985 Lmao
DOOMGuy: "What are you?!" *While holding two slices of bread against a demons head*
Demon: "An idiot sandwich."
*DOOMGuy crushes the demons skull*
Meanwhile on the halo ring
this feels like a russian badger moment and i love it
heh
He makes a good point.
I feel like these three could go on some grand tour doing stupid shit along the way. Course to do that they would need some top gear to get it done
These 3 are the best of friends.
Meanwhile;
-The dead space mc is some ptsd'd uncle.
-starcraft space marine jim ray is the one who acts cool in the front of his friends but is crying and dying from his lost love.
-the emperor from warhammer 40k is rumored to be a legend in some neighborhood and the fact that it is a right rumor
Chief is just like ''what am i doing here''
The thing is Jeremy Clarkson actually used a double barrel shotgun in that episode
This is exactly what I was thinking, a top gear episode but with samus,doom slayer and master chief.
I just watched this top gear clip this evening and didn't expect it to get an SFM this night.
I feel like that'd be pure chaos...I would love to see it
@@Casandraelf especially the laughs and controversial topics.
What you sir, have created here, is art.
In my headcannon Cheif is the adopted son of Doom Guy and Samus. Samus is tha materinal figure whom uses logic to handle situations while Doom Guy just says "ehhh fuck it" and just does things in the most simple and brutally efficient way. For example, theres a road block in the road.
Samus: finds a quick alternate route around it.
Doom Guy: clears the road by destroying the roadblock.
dirty finger nails
gee if only we were wearing gauntlets right now
I did NOT expect these three to be voices by the Top Gear trio
this vid sounds like as if Nintendo, PS, and Xbox’s famous soldier characters meet because, Samus is made by Nintendo, Doom is totally first is PS, and Halo is the iconic game of Xbox.
Doom is owned by microsoft and came out on microsoft computers a while before PS
the 3 most macho video game characters in the shoter industry... and I know, and I mean it.
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the garden." -Chief, probably.
Haha that me (Doom Slayer) u see 3 here boom they're gone they have ceased to exist
There sholve also been the guy from crysis
he's there hes just using cloaking to be invisible
wElL gRaNtEd A guN
I want to see them with Issac from dead space and that guy from war hammer space marine
Presenting BBC Game gear
Two are on switch let’s wait for halo next
I like Slayer's way of gardening 😂😂😂
You just put lead in the ground, do you want to eat a plant that you know has LEAD in the dirt around it?
Top Gear was a sketch show with cars, their opinion about vehicles didn't really matter other than the unkillable truck...