I'm still not convinced that ancient mythology wasn't just ancient comic book writers writing stories for so long some really weird storylines pop up and became cannon (and a little ancient slash fic to boot.)
@@corsim5997 Nah, it was. But back then you have not suck someones dick or doing crime to get the good stuff. Except those that had a kink for the old hag in the swamp that sold mushrooms and other funny stuff, but i am not kink shaming.
From what I have read on the legend of Osiris, there are a few differences in what I myself learned. 1: Isis's lamentations for Osiris never killed any nearby newborns. In fact even after one of her personel bodyguard scorpions stung a child out of vindicativness for his mother not sheltering Isis, Isis healed the child nonetheless. 2: There is some arguement as to what ate Osiris's phallus, some accounts saying it was a crab, with the replacement being made from clay or even gold 3: From the accounts I heard Isis was pregnant with Horus before Osiris died. 4: There is some arguement about whether Isis accidentally stabbed Horus and if Horus actually beheaded Isis. 5: Some believe that Anubis is Osiris and Nephthys's son or Nephthys and Set's son. Edit: 6: Isis (from what I learned) did not gain a cow's head after being repaired, that was actually Hathor, the goddess of love, music, and fertility, the counterpart to Sekhmet, the lion-headed goddess of war and bloodshed. In other words, yes, VERY CONFUSING, what with the constant reiterations and translations across history.
Pharaoh is one of the big references in classic management city-builder games almost identical to Caesar III or Zeus; but has a superb lengthy Soundtrack.
"I ain't praying to any god for having freed any slaves, it was on the backs of the people" - that right there is a sentence I can, and will, deeply respect.
Fun fact: in a video a female archeologist said that egipcian people do not worship the cats like we all think what they worship is the dog because in every home if they had a dog the dog would literally have the name of a person like if the dog was a human but with cats is just a nickname or meow or miuw Pd:it was a review of the mummy movies where she said that Pd2:the crocodiles took Osiris apart not?
Meow and Miuw the avatar of the older one, the destroyer of worlds, the one who give names to humans and dogs with mind control, cats just let the humans and dogs live
@@jeffreywillis4258 ah ok.. All those flashy new animations had me convinced it was going to be more of a complete overhaul. Can't wait to return to it, either way.
@@rhysfriesen Its available on steam now; not the updated version but it runs fine on my very current gaming PC. I bought it for a friend but he says it bugs on his machine due to the old graphic resolutions. 🤔
I upgraded my 386 to a 486 just to play Pharaoh when it came out. There are several monuments that do not fit on a 17" CRT monitor and you can't even walk away and let the game run to finish them because the moment you step out of the room some dumb event happens. That said, I'm sure I put 300+ hours into that game and I still have it somewhere.
Fun fact. I had twin black girl cats, I named them sekhet and bastet. Sekhet died violently shortly after. Second Fun fact my cat also thinks he's a human dog. Some kind were canine if you will.
Lore fact hippos were considered sacred by the Egyptians with a dedicated priesthood who dictated the times that they were allowed to be hunted. Usually during festivals and the meat is, supposedly, exceptionally delicious.
you dont need a ghetto in the work zone, a single house will link them to everyone. but a ghetto would be immersive so dont let this minor detail stop you XD
'Those who *used* to be worshipped'.. *Used* to be? Mate, be careful Bastet don't come for yo' ass lol Bought this last year thanks to that (OP) video - it's well worth it for the retro giggles. Have more hours in this than CyberPunk, pretty sure I bought CyberPunk first..
i'm also terrible with economics, that's why i barely played anno, but don't worry - there's a sandbox mode with enough funds to start with just buy the gog version, i doubt steam would even bother to update older games
Loooool I've forgotten about this game😭 hahah I used to play this shish as a child and holy fekk the nostalgic feels I just got 😂 I NEED this game 🤣 I must suffer 🤣
I never paid attention to this Zyz personality, he and his anime hairstyle was not interesting. My friend who was into partying and lifting weights and abusing drugs combo lifestyle always talked about him and it was annoying.
Can't focus on the reaction, too busy being jealous that your cat likes being held and cuddled, I'm lucky if my cat allows me to hold her for a minute or so
Fun Fact: Ammit is a goddess who is the combination of the three most dangerous animals in Egypt. A lion, a crocodile, and a Hippopotamus.
as fierce as a lion, brutal as a crocodile, and as thicc as a hippo
shes my kind of goddess
I'm still not convinced that ancient mythology wasn't just ancient comic book writers writing stories for so long some really weird storylines pop up and became cannon (and a little ancient slash fic to boot.)
A lot of greek mythology are just like that.
A dude wrote a novel and used some religion to make it cooler.
@@corsim5997 And drugs. Lot's of fucking drugs and alcohol.
@@ThePandoraGuy of course. Drug addiction wasn't invented by that time yet lol
@@corsim5997 Nah, it was. But back then you have not suck someones dick or doing crime to get the good stuff. Except those that had a kink for the old hag in the swamp that sold mushrooms and other funny stuff, but i am not kink shaming.
"That's a doujin plot right there" I haven't seen that Regura yet, though.
Culture men assemble!
its one of his best you should give it a read
Sauce?
@@migueldust995 313521
@@one3967 Nooooooo...
From what I have read on the legend of Osiris, there are a few differences in what I myself learned.
1: Isis's lamentations for Osiris never killed any nearby newborns. In fact even after one of her personel bodyguard scorpions stung a child out of vindicativness for his mother not sheltering Isis, Isis healed the child nonetheless.
2: There is some arguement as to what ate Osiris's phallus, some accounts saying it was a crab, with the replacement being made from clay or even gold
3: From the accounts I heard Isis was pregnant with Horus before Osiris died.
4: There is some arguement about whether Isis accidentally stabbed Horus and if Horus actually beheaded Isis.
5: Some believe that Anubis is Osiris and Nephthys's son or Nephthys and Set's son.
Edit: 6: Isis (from what I learned) did not gain a cow's head after being repaired, that was actually Hathor, the goddess of love, music, and fertility, the counterpart to Sekhmet, the lion-headed goddess of war and bloodshed.
In other words, yes, VERY CONFUSING, what with the constant reiterations and translations across history.
So the salad seed was real
@@thatconfusedlacewing5886 Honestly I'm not sure. Though I would not put it padt Horus to do that, considering that Set killed his dad.
My dumbass reading one third through wondering what this has to do with a terrorist cell
Them Egyptian gods are wild.
@@leonlew5136 Isis, I.S.I.S. is abbreviation diff from proper names
Sseth's NEO-Scavenger Review is a definite recommend, one of my favorites of his, and the humor is a real 10/good - Denizen of Birmingham
It goes well with Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead review so well as a double feature.
Pharaoh is one of the big references in classic management city-builder games almost identical to Caesar III or Zeus; but has a superb lengthy Soundtrack.
Followed by Emperor
@@tomaskops7119 Oh yes, very true
"I ain't praying to any god for having freed any slaves, it was on the backs of the people" - that right there is a sentence I can, and will, deeply respect.
On the backs of the ‘British’ people. It’s always important to make that distinction
@@falaramal3979 hehehe bri'ish "people"
@@falaramal3979 British “people”
0:07 and 17:15 Source for pic: Ankai no Umi by Nakamura Regura, if you like seeing an ara-ara onee-san having "fun" with a shota, I recommend it.
🧐noted
Thanks
Based taste right here
I have been waiting for this reaction! One of my favorite videos of all time is his pharaoh review!
ah such a classic,but yet jack my boy where is the lords of magic video?
Agreed!! Dabbing on Balkoth needs to be seen to be believed..
@@koolunit yet he refuses to see it or play it such a shameful display
I have faith. The time will come
I love you're Sseth reaction !
Nice shirt! Fun reaction video!
Learning that the bulk of Sseth’s history lesson was, at the very least, vaguely accurate is the highlight of my weak
Fun fact: in a video a female archeologist said that egipcian people do not worship the cats like we all think what they worship is the dog because in every home if they had a dog the dog would literally have the name of a person like if the dog was a human but with cats is just a nickname or meow or miuw
Pd:it was a review of the mummy movies where she said that
Pd2:the crocodiles took Osiris apart not?
Meow and Miuw the avatar of the older one, the destroyer of worlds, the one who give names to humans and dogs with mind control, cats just let the humans and dogs live
@@abra4662 that sounds like r/Boss battle
This is dog propaganda
So like today. Dogs are named Chuck or some shit while cats are named Sir Fluffington the third of Catsington
@@ThatWildcard well yeah yes exactly that even some families bury their dogs and make vigils for him while with cats not many people do that
One of my all time favourite games. There is a full remake coming out soon. Would love to see you do a playthrough.
Graphic updates to current resolutions, a few bug fixes maybe. Not a full remake.
@@jeffreywillis4258 ah ok.. All those flashy new animations had me convinced it was going to be more of a complete overhaul. Can't wait to return to it, either way.
@@rhysfriesen
Its available on steam now; not the updated version but it runs fine on my very current gaming PC. I bought it for a friend but he says it bugs on his machine due to the old graphic resolutions. 🤔
How do you have such good knowledge on literally everything haha, love your content dude
Hope your day is going well bro
If one turns into a Hippo the only option for the other is to either do the same or lose. Hippos are scary.
That or turn into a hippo made of Heavy Metal.
9:40 He was on that "Jelly filled doughnut" game WAAY before the US!
I upgraded my 386 to a 486 just to play Pharaoh when it came out. There are several monuments that do not fit on a 17" CRT monitor and you can't even walk away and let the game run to finish them because the moment you step out of the room some dumb event happens.
That said, I'm sure I put 300+ hours into that game and I still have it somewhere.
I was honestly surprised that Hungary was not in the first 3. As a Hungarian, we should thank Seth.
The T-Shirt you're wearing looks sick, I subscribed not because of it lol but I found your channel so entertaining 😄
Bing Chilling...lol,
there was also another guy that use that on TH-cam I know I can't remember who but it's so funny.
Ptah and Thoth, i just realized, are not the same. one is attributed to creation and the other to knowledge.
13:52 I mean to be fair if that was how 40k Horus came into being that would explain a lot with a backstory like this how could he not turn to chaos?
bruh
Man, you really should react to br0leg´s reviews, especially the Serious Sam and Devil may cry 3
I just love Horus and Ra illustrations
May I ask the sauce of that Doujin image you used?
for research of course.
Regura 313521
@@ngultrum1 thank you
Still play this game 23yrs later.
dude, i though you hade something over your shoulder, didnt notice that was only the shirt's design
I laughed harder than I should have when 40K Horus popped up on the screen.
Yes!!! All hail the great Cheatpyramid
Fun fact. I had twin black girl cats, I named them sekhet and bastet. Sekhet died violently shortly after.
Second Fun fact my cat also thinks he's a human dog. Some kind were canine if you will.
No one expects the primarchs appearance
Any video with the cat is a like for me.
Bro, your reactions are my favorite.
I thought it was a pretty shirt. But now I wonder if that garb is from one of the enslaved tribes or from one of the enslaver tribes.
Lore fact hippos were considered sacred by the Egyptians with a dedicated priesthood who dictated the times that they were allowed to be hunted. Usually during festivals and the meat is, supposedly, exceptionally delicious.
holy shit i loved this game as a kid
Zeus was the one I played the most... There was also Poseidon, Cleopatra and of course Pharaoh
you dont need a ghetto in the work zone, a single house will link them to everyone. but a ghetto would be immersive so dont let this minor detail stop you XD
Incorrect. This is 100% the Origin story of Horus Aximand
I was there, when Horus slew the Emperor.
@@JuanPalomoM He didn't, Emperor is alive. Emperor protect us!
I enjoyed your video almost as much as I did an original one. Strange.
Wow, your cat looks just like my little Puhrrer!
That shirt looks great
There is a 4k version called Pharaoh : A New Era coming soon on steam
Uknown time :( And original is still working with sound fix
'Those who *used* to be worshipped'.. *Used* to be? Mate, be careful Bastet don't come for yo' ass lol Bought this last year thanks to that (OP) video - it's well worth it for the retro giggles. Have more hours in this than CyberPunk, pretty sure I bought CyberPunk first..
Even worse is how many Americans could actually define communism and socialism and the differences between them.
Where did you get that shirt? That looks fly as hell!
unfortunately it's a was made by a tailor on a visit to africa
They are making a remake of this
I know AC Origins is probably a good game, but I refuse to play any AC games that don't have a hidden blade
i'm also terrible with economics, that's why i barely played anno, but don't worry - there's a sandbox mode with enough funds to start with
just buy the gog version, i doubt steam would even bother to update older games
10:10 lmao Czech made it alive xDD
Loooool I've forgotten about this game😭 hahah I used to play this shish as a child and holy fekk the nostalgic feels I just got 😂 I NEED this game 🤣 I must suffer 🤣
25:15 not really socialism but i get your point lol
As yes PC Gaming is so worth it
Bing Chilling by Zhong Xina !
Slavery is pretty meta, to be fair.
По ходу наш российский обзорщик Velind подражает чуваку, на обзор которого этот обзор))
Отсылки на ваховского Хоруса бесценны)
I wear dashiki all the time to prove im not white.
Nakamura Regura is really nice.
9:50 Chile??? why me tho???
Could you react to game of thrones unbiased review by dovahhatty?
We don't talk about china
mega ultra chicken yugioh card. lel
I lost hours in this game and it was not hard.
I never paid attention to this Zyz personality, he and his anime hairstyle was not interesting.
My friend who was into partying and lifting weights and abusing drugs combo lifestyle
always talked about him and it was annoying.
Omg Pharaoh!! What a gaaaaame, RIP Sierra Games
Can't focus on the reaction, too busy being jealous that your cat likes being held and cuddled, I'm lucky if my cat allows me to hold her for a minute or so
0:07 anybody willing to spill the sauce? For...research purposes.
Artist: Nakamura Regura
That edit is from "Ankai no Umi"
Our hostility towards socialism in the US is only getting more intense. We’re spiraling at the moment.
3:36 star topia ?