Honestly, I think it is very important to support in any way the development of female entrepreneurship. However, I also believe that the TRUTH is ultimately more important than anything, so this interview is, well, a scam in the sense that Sabina is in NO shape or form the leader anyone would and should aspire to learn from - "if only they knew what we know, they'd realise how "amazingly" great we are at writing our own PR as seen on the media," we used to joke internally. Perhaps her mistakes are more helpful, so I've asked ChatGPT to express these in a comedy piece Jeff Ross style (a famous American comedian), so here it goes: Alright folks, give it up for BY FAR and their CEO, Sabina, who's been steering this ship... straight into an iceberg! Jeff Ross style, let’s get this roast cooking! First up, BY FAR. This company went from making tens of millions of leva to barely scraping enough to keep the lights on. They had a hiring spree so crazy, even clowns at a circus were like, “Yikes, tone it down.” From 5 to 104 employees, then back down to 20? I haven’t seen numbers drop that fast since my last cholesterol check! And then there's Sabina, the CEO-the captain of the Titanic, but with less water and more delusion. Sabina’s leadership style is so hands-off, her employees thought she was a ghost. Boo! Seriously, trying to get feedback from or give it to her was harder than trying to get a compliment from Simon Cowell. Speaking of feedback, let’s talk strategy-or in BY FAR’s case, the complete lack of it. They launched a perfume online without anyone knowing how it smells. That’s like selling a car and saying, “Trust me, it probably drives.” Sabina thought this was a brilliant idea. I guess she also thinks screen doors on submarines are top-notch innovations. And oh, the spending! Sabina threw millions at Kendall Jenner for a few Instagram posts about the perfume. Because nothing sells a scent like not being able to smell it, right? They also paid rent on a LA store for a year without even opening it. I haven’t seen money thrown away like that since I bought my last DVD player. And let’s not forget the $80,000 table for a one-night show to impress some influencers at the LA store launch. What happened to the table afterwards? Nobody knows! It's the magic trick of the century. But wait, there’s more! Sabina had a golden ticket-real interest from two of the planet's largest investment funds, NEO Investment Partners and Sequoia. All she had to do was let someone else take the wheel if she didn't hit her targets. But nope, her ego was like, “I’d rather drive us off a cliff than hand over the keys!” Sabina turned them down because the idea of not being CEO was tougher to swallow than a dry Thanksgiving turkey. So instead of growing, BY FAR is now falling apart faster than a house of cards in a wind tunnel. In conclusion, Sabina’s got the entrepreneurial spirit of someone who thinks Monopoly money is legal tender. BY FAR? More like BYE FAR! Better luck next business, Sabina! We’re all rooting for you-from a safe distance!
Беше ми изключително интересна историята и на двете ви и комплименти за това, което правите. Бих се радвал, когато правите дускусия на български да говорите на български (не е "куул" да се правите, че сте го забравили).
Honestly, I think it is very important to support in any way the development of female entrepreneurship. However, I also believe that the TRUTH is ultimately more important than anything, so this interview is, well, a scam in the sense that Sabina is in NO shape or form the leader anyone would and should aspire to learn from - "if only they knew what we know, they'd realise how "amazingly" great we are at writing our own PR as seen on the media," we used to joke internally. Perhaps her mistakes are more helpful, so I've asked ChatGPT to express these in a comedy piece Jeff Ross style (a famous American comedian), so here it goes:
Alright folks, give it up for BY FAR and their CEO, Sabina, who's been steering this ship... straight into an iceberg! Jeff Ross style, let’s get this roast cooking!
First up, BY FAR. This company went from making tens of millions of leva to barely scraping enough to keep the lights on. They had a hiring spree so crazy, even clowns at a circus were like, “Yikes, tone it down.” From 5 to 104 employees, then back down to 20? I haven’t seen numbers drop that fast since my last cholesterol check!
And then there's Sabina, the CEO-the captain of the Titanic, but with less water and more delusion. Sabina’s leadership style is so hands-off, her employees thought she was a ghost. Boo! Seriously, trying to get feedback from or give it to her was harder than trying to get a compliment from Simon Cowell.
Speaking of feedback, let’s talk strategy-or in BY FAR’s case, the complete lack of it. They launched a perfume online without anyone knowing how it smells. That’s like selling a car and saying, “Trust me, it probably drives.” Sabina thought this was a brilliant idea. I guess she also thinks screen doors on submarines are top-notch innovations.
And oh, the spending! Sabina threw millions at Kendall Jenner for a few Instagram posts about the perfume. Because nothing sells a scent like not being able to smell it, right? They also paid rent on a LA store for a year without even opening it. I haven’t seen money thrown away like that since I bought my last DVD player.
And let’s not forget the $80,000 table for a one-night show to impress some influencers at the LA store launch. What happened to the table afterwards? Nobody knows! It's the magic trick of the century.
But wait, there’s more! Sabina had a golden ticket-real interest from two of the planet's largest investment funds, NEO Investment Partners and Sequoia. All she had to do was let someone else take the wheel if she didn't hit her targets. But nope, her ego was like, “I’d rather drive us off a cliff than hand over the keys!” Sabina turned them down because the idea of not being CEO was tougher to swallow than a dry Thanksgiving turkey. So instead of growing, BY FAR is now falling apart faster than a house of cards in a wind tunnel.
In conclusion, Sabina’s got the entrepreneurial spirit of someone who thinks Monopoly money is legal tender. BY FAR? More like BYE FAR! Better luck next business, Sabina! We’re all rooting for you-from a safe distance!
Беше ми изключително интересна историята и на двете ви и комплименти за това, което правите. Бих се радвал, когато правите дускусия на български да говорите на български (не е "куул" да се правите, че сте го забравили).