Everything Wrong With Ocean's 8 In 19 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 พ.ย. 2018
- Ocean's 8 or Ocean's Eight? Eh, it doesn't matter. This movie is just okay. It was totally unnecessary and has tons of sins. Good day!
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They could have been making billions with that VR glasses alone...
Jay Not not all women are like that, just like not all men are sex-crazed. Everyone is different.
@@brooklynnbutterfield1951 it's ironic that you decided to nitpick a humorous comment on a cineimasins video..
@My Subliminal Results yeah, cuz black or Latino or Asian or Arab guys are completely different than white guys..
Hahahahahahaha...... cam on dont kill the movie.... Hahaha....
@@TrippyGSR Ironic that you decided to nitpick this humerous comment in a comment section :/
Calling Awkwafina by other brands of water gives me life
@Razelle A and Dasani 😂😂
What the f*ck kinda name is "awkwafina" anyway xD
Awkwafina is a "two face" like on Seinfeld. From one angle she's hot, but a slight shift in lighting and you're looking at Quasimodo.
it always baffled me why sarah paulson’s character was never questioned. she found the fake man. didnt they think that she was the one who planted it in the first place lol
With a huge smile on her face 😂 the stupidity is strong with this one
Wow you look so beautiful in real life and you took a nice professional profile pic
@@wreshminakhan1988 I don’t mean to burst your bubble but their profile picture is Na Jaemin from the kpop group Nct dream lol
@@lotetheexistingperson4341 At least Nana's beauty is appreciated haha
Or the fact that it was still latched so it couldn’t have “slipped off”. Lol
“There’s so many cameras cameraing the camera’d cameras that camera, camera, camera, CAMERA!” OMG I died! 😂😂
I fell out😭😭😭😭
It’s like Chris D'Elia's Eminem impression
when I repeat it in my head it just gets funnier 😂😂😂
Is it weird that I get a feeling that it seemed like a correct sentence?
i u died then how did u make this comment
"Because George Clooney's right-hand man was Brad Pitt, it was only natural for the other half of Gravity to pick the other half of Benjamin Button to be hers."
HOLY CRAP! I never realized this!
that is some attention to detail, or great internet research...they may have a team of writers now.
I mean, you probably could have come up with a similar joke for any two male and two female A-listers...
Brent Dreher me either
I'm sorry but I somehow fail to get the joke
awesome George Clooney's right hand man in Ocean's 11 was Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt was in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with Cate Blanchett as his love interest. Cate Blanchett was the right hand woman to Sandra Bullock in Oceans Eight. Sandra Bullock was with George Clooney in Gravity.
Someone has a crush on Anne Hathaway
Okay who doesn’t
i dont :)
Yes! Every guy in the free world!
Exactly. Anne Hathaway sin removals should be mandatory in every scene Anne Hathaway is in.
@@Cartman4wesome Anne Hathaway is always a win?
Exactly
Honestly, I totally agree with taking off the sins for Anne. She’s such an amazing actor, and she is able to pull off any part incredibly well.
VendettaCalls please don't watch that film with Rebel Wilson, your feelings would change lol. Let's just say she ain't no Meryl Streep in the accents department... sheeeeesh....
@@ticketyboo2456 I did see that film, The Hustle, and I think even in that film, along with Les Mis, which I consider to be Hathaway's worst roles, she singlehandedly carried that film. Yes, the accent wasn't perfect, but I'm more impressed that she managed to keep a consistent character in a movie so full of contrivances that it was basically told by a five year old.
Sin should’ve been removed for the end shot on the train to equalize the previous sin of buying everyone metrocards.
Ohhh thats why they on the train.... awww that's dope
literally all i could think about while watching the movie was how they were always talking really loud in a crowded city
In NYC you can say anything you want no one cares. Everyone cares about number 1.
I was more focused on what Sandra’s character’s deal is, they could have introduced each woman in such a better way. Such a disappointing movie, forced myself to the end
Denise Marie i came to say this. Even if a crime is going on IN FRONT OF someone, no one cares 🤷🏽♀️
@@courtney-ray so sad but this is true in most cases
@@courtney-ray
It's not just in NYC... I live in Florida (no not Miami). Small ass Brevard County, and people are the same way.
It's sad... But, sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut.
this is how i watch most of my movies now a day.
lol. I thought it was just me.
this and foundflix for me
It's saved me from wasting so much time. 99% of movies are absolute garbage.
“Now a day”
**ding**
@@JohnGoetzGaming lol
So,been subbed for about a year now....just wanted to say this channel has destroyed my ability to watch any movie/show without analyzing the most miniscule details. Don't know if I should thank you or curse you 😂.
Thank him!
Same here. I have honestly heard the "ding" sound many times while watching movies lol
Yelling Roll Credits in a cinema will get you pelted with popcorn, but you'll also be able to identify all the Cinema Sins fans in the room when they all reply "ding." Works in any cinema, any country.
i have been watching for a lot longer, but i don't overanalyze things like they do. All that has changed dirfectly because of them is that I'm more critical.
I can't hear "DC" without going 'Ding'.
"I've spent a lot of time in gangs...", wait...what?!?
The first thing that is wrong is that there are only 5 oceans.
there is only 1 ocean
And there are only 2 genders and they are using the wrong ones.
@@dereklewis4321 STOP. We don't need no goddamn flamewar over gender issues! just ignore the troll, folks, and focus on the video.
my gender has been changed to fire @@dereklewis4321
@@apullcan First, I realize that you are saying that you don't want this thread to become a huge argument over gender issues and that is commendable. But you do realize that your comment creates the opening for a grammar-Nazi free-for-all, right? And, actually says we should argue the gender issue stuff. After all, "We don't need no . . ." means we DO NEED it. Oops.
I think Jeremy wants Anne Hathaway to notice him
I can’t believe that he’s cheating on Anna Kendrick. 😂
@Elisa Castro dam Elisa I've seen you in like 4 threads hating on Anne Hathaway, what did she do to you? Lol...she's hot get over it, just lose weight and you'll feel better
@Elisa Castro So, what's your standard then? Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy?
@@Blackfist030 goteem
@Elisa Castro Anne Hathaway is Gorgeous, how are his standards not high?
For me, Ocean’s 8 is not perfect but it’s very enjoyable seeing these amazing actresses on screen together: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Sarah Paulson, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Awkwafina and Rihanna looked so beautiful
sandra looked like MJ with all the face surgery... and also watching mindy speak hindi was cringe because she simply isn't from hindi speaking part of india hahahaha
LMAOOOO THE WAY YOU LEFT OUT AWKWAFINA
@@sarv8n894 OMG! Thank You for pointing that out!
Just fixed it
then you really are smooth brained jesus 😂
"Looks pretty"
I could smell the toxicity of the comment thread a mile away
It‘s so funny that Sandra Bullock ist partly speaking German in that movie, because I am German and I am now wondering which language she spoke in the German translation...
She spoke also German
She has a German mother and German family, lived the the first twelve years of her life in Nuremberg, and is a native German speaker.
Really
this hurts, really...
her German was flawless, even with a hint of a south-German dialect
how does she have a full face of makeup in jail at the beginning? *ding*
Jesus christ loves you, God bless heal save and forgive you.
They give female prisoners makeup in general population..
@@kenrickeason they dont theres whole videos of female inmates explaining what they have to do to look pretty in jail from making lipstick out of crayons and soap to making hair dye from pen ink
@@Sarge92 for whom would they be trying to look pretty in jail though?
@Blake Harris the guards
I've never heard someone publicly proclaim their love of Anne Hathaway before, but I am happy you did. So many people thought she was over-rated that she became under-rated.
I don't understand why most people hate her. Gwyneth Paltrow is way more hateable than her.
@@margarethmichelina5146 For SURE! Gweneth Paltrow is one of the most hateable people, period. Anne is one of the absolute most loveable.
Another very important sin you missed: diamonds are fricking heavy. During the whole movie they keep repeating over and over how heavy the necklace is. So when Anna Hathaway gets the fake one back, she and the security team should have noticed that it's now light as a feather, considering its 3D printed
Another sin: Why is there a baby changing place in the workers restroom.
Lol true
In case it was “Take your kid to work day” .
i don’t think there was i think the whole changing station was installed for the heist. people won’t think anything of it because those are in bathrooms but i think it was just there for her.
Thats not usual at all. Ive worked in a few casinos and they have these and also a whole section of baby feeding enclosures in the back of house. Some workers have to bring a baby to work on lunch breaks for things like this. Dad cant breast feed lol
I agree that the plot of this movie was riddled with holes, but the actors were so witty and charismatic that it was still entertaining to watch.
Nop
Dan Ortiz everybody has different opinions
Yup. And my opinion is that your opinion is wrong xd
So if you just get a bunch of big name wamens then you don't even need a story? This is genius. They should just make a movie where they all go to Denny's. No plot but they would probably be witty and charismatic.
@@SharpestBulbsIsn't that like the whole thing with Ocean's sequels though? Not like 12 and 13 were that good either, just carried with charisma of the actors in them
you'd be shocked but the fading fashion designer thing isn't all that uncommon
@3:38, I am a bit shocked that you didn't get this one, so to answer your question of what that line means: When she mentioned that a her gets ignored and a him doesn't she is not talking about the focal point being women at the MET Gala she's talking about when the jewelry does end up going missing (due to the sexist nature of the society we live in) The security will be, by instinct, looking for a man and not a woman because again"women get ignored". They wouldn't think to assume a woman stole the necklace. So that line of dialogue makes perfect sense and I found it pretty genius when I first saw the film.
I don’t agree with this because if jewelry or anything that can fit in a purse goes missing security will check women (because purses) and men (because pockets). Also rather than sexism isn’t better to look at statistically who carried out more high profile crimes?
@@chocolateangel3176 not really. In general women are more overlooked than men. Because of our sexist society it wouldn't be thought that a female let alone a group of women would be able to pull of a crime of that magnitude.
@@chocolateangel3176 they would check purses and wallets sure. But these women were wearing the jewellery which had been broken down. Which then goes unnoticed.
@@kennethcoleman1378 no just no its not sexist to assume a male over a female when Statistically it 90% likely a male. that is like saying every time a girl goes missing its sexist to assume the boyfriend though it's a high probability from time proven facts that the bf did it being a Investigator you start with the higher probability and work your way down stop making everything about Sexism if your betting on a card drawn from a deck and its the first of 52 are you going to go with the ace of spades or pick black or red its called math my friend
@@plaguedeity lol you have ZERO idea what you are talking about
Anne Hathaway is a legend. She’s F-ing awesome
shes fucking terrible
Yes! Very talented indeed.
How so? No hate just curious ur opinion on this.
Sucks she's a lesbian though
@@paul20g20 Really? You think you would have a chance with her if she was hetero? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
My Birthday was so exclusive only I showed up
No, I was there.
You didn't see me.
But I was there!
Love you.
"Lou diamond physics" I am removing a sin from whoever put those three words together. Such a random and subtle reference.
Talking in a crowded place where no one cares about you is BETTER than having a suspicious conversation in quiet.
"Did someone forget to invite Maggie Gyllenhaal" IM DEAD
Missed a sin for Mindy's character being at the place where the necklace is stored + on the kitchen staff at the Met + walking out of the Met in an evening gown. The insurance investigator would have figured out she had an integral role in the heist
except like no one noticed her. have you ever worked kitchen staff for events? no one notices you
@@quinncalista2204people may not notice but cameras sure as hell do and facial recognition programs will certainly help to spot the same person in 3 different outfits.
You forgot to sin the fact that it gives away its twist in the title
finally found an objection to the content of the posted video! i thought this entire thread'd be whining incels carefully broadcasting their pathetic prejudices! thank you!
Lol calling it a twist is a bit much. Also the Asian acrobat from the original did most of the work to get them the extra scores and we heard nothing of his cut and he wasn’t included in the 8 so? This movie was just less than pathetic.
Why was Clooney's character even "supposedly" dead?
Because RESPEK WAHMEN! 😂🤣
why not, if he not needed in the movie. I mean I get that there was really no reason to do it, but there's also no reason not to.
My theory is that the movie makers were taking mercy on movie goers by shutting down any chance of a surprise Clooney cameo. That way you're not waiting for it--you're just watching the movie. You also don't sit through all the credits hoping he'll show up at the end.
That said, I still don't think Danny Ocean is really dead. ;)
The plan was to stop and destroy the ocean movies that made money, and bring in garbage like this into the main stream.
@@jazzfarer I, honestly, even though they did show that Danny Clooney is dead on the first part, was still waiting for him to show up because there wasn't really any explanation how he died so I thought it was just some fakeout and that he would show up later in the movie.
You've missed a bunch of sins when sandra Bullock was stealing from the retail store.😋
I'd like to add several sins for the 3D printer. I can tell you that there is no 3D printer capable of printing cubic zirconium that is not only crystal clear, but also has no build-lines or defects, has no support structure that needs to be removed, and in several different colors at once. The 3D printer that they used, which was pivotal to the heist, is far too technologically advanced to exist.
Actually such exists! I literally just saw an exhibition at L'ecole school of jewelry arts on the Tavernier's lost diamonds. All the replicas on display were 3D printed zirconia including Louis XIV's large blue diamond, based on scans from decades old drawings from the time. All were ridiculously crystal clear it had to be mentioned severally that they weren't real. It was in collaboration with Van Cleef & Arpels. You can look up the exhibition.
us.lecolevancleefarpels.com/nyc-exhibition-tavernier-diamonds
Thanks for letting me know, I'll check it out!
@@Bluecrow642 No problem!
^^ Most civilized conversation on internet.
I agree with the Anne Hathaway sins taken away
That's it?? boiiiii
Agree, she definitely stole the movie.
Sam Wilson she always steals the movie
Hathaway was Great in this movie!
Rman Nayr Hahah no. More like thrash.
And why couldn’t the hacker go as Rihanna she looks just like her🤷🏽♀️😩
Considering pretty much everyone in the crew is famous enough to be invited to the Met in real life, by your logic they all should have gone as themselves. And they used that same joke in the last Ocean's movie so it would have just given Ocean's fans one more reason to bitch about this movie.
Well I mean the hacker is Rihanna
FailedGraphics yea your right lol🤣
FailedGraphics not discount Dasani.
Is this a reference to the part where Julia Roberts goes as Julia Roberts in the actual Ocean's movie (I forget which one)?
Can we talk about how Jeremy says "I'm gonna remove ANOTHER Hathaway sin." At 6:06 because it is perfection.
What exactly would there be to talk about?
@Wolf Warrior, If She is in a movie and is pretty, Jeremy has a crush on her, lol.
I'm surprised they didn't tack on q sin for each time the movie stole the SinCounter bell
The original Ocean's Eleven from 1960 was one of the best heist movies of all time. The acting was incredible, the planning of the heist and the coordination in its execution was amazing, and despite seeing the movie multiple times, I'm yet to find a single plot hole. There's probably some in there somewhere, but if they hide that well, they probably aren't very important
The reason for the jpeg, is because normally, you'd inject a payload with such a filename. say it was mp4 (video format), that would still play a recording, not a live feed. so the jpeg is inconsequential, it is merely the filename of the payload that was injected to the victims PC, so i would actually give them a thumbs up for a well researched and well delivered detail that most people would overlook.
Most of the payloads that are injected are in image format actually, second being zip and then exe..
Thanks for explaining!
"Discount Dasani" nice. Took me a couple times to realize where you were going with that.
I watched Ocean's 8 before I watched Ocean's 11, and thought it was pretty good.
And then I watched Ocean's 11. And saw how this movie is a carbon copy of its predecessor down to the CONVERSATIONS. Plus, Ocean's 13 was way better than this. And that's a second sequel to a movie that in no way required any (although I do really like the entire trilogy).
To be fair the real stinker of the original Ocean's trilogy was Ocean's 12 where they actually made some bs swap like they did in this movie with the additional jewelery.
@@JSmellerM Yeah but that Julia Roberts bit was hilarious
13 is my favourite but 11 is a masterpiece. 12 I try to pretend doesn't exist
Jesus christ loves you, God bless heal save and forgive you.
Jeremy your voice is so butter....I melt anytime you say “ Dayuuummmmm gurl” and also “...I’ve spent a lot of time in gangs” cracked me up! 🤣
"Sandra's bollocks". I doth my cap, Sir.
Did anyone else realise that the computer clock sound at 6:59 is the same sound Cinemasins uses when adding a sin? Just relised! 😁
Woah! I thought that was the sin counter!
You guys think Jeremy has a crush on Hathaway?
it may have started with her playing catwoman and getting on the batcycle; pause, then slo mo with lotion and loop.
Lol who doesn’t
I think we all have a crush on Hathaway! She's still so goddamn hot!!!😍😍😍
Soyoon K. Why not both? Are you discriminating against polygamy?
God not even Jeremy can make this movie sound interesting.
My thoughts exactly! This may be the first Cinema Sins I couldn't finish. The source material is THAT bad. If I can't sit through this, there's no way I could have ever watched this movie.
It really isn’t interesting. I’m glad I didn’t pay to go see it. I’ll never watch it again. It isn’t memorable at all.
Just what I was saying in other words ... thanks
It was okay
John the King Robinson Ah, there are worse movies out there.
Yes, the investigation epilogue was not the best idea and the movie would have done better digging more into the main heist instead. And yes, there was a lot of convenience for plot to happen.
But honesty, the original trilogy also had a lot of convenient things happening for the characters, not as much as here, but still. The cast is likeable, the story is fun to watch. The movie is nothing groundbreaking or anything and it was definitely not a must see in theaters, but for a bit of good entertainment, it was perfectly serviceable imho.
I still really like this movie. The actresses are great- and it’s just fun to watch
6:07 Aye, you would think it impossible, but still Anne hath a way.
No one would need to change a baby at the Met Gala
Tom R. True
not on that day but what about the days leading to event
Especially not in the kitchen. But he's right about getting all that equipment in and out.
But they could on any other day
@@thatonepianist4381 in the kitchen?
Missing from this movie: Emily Blunt
I absolutely love this movie, I must have watched it about 22 times already. And analyzing the plotholes were as fun as the movie itself. Having said that, you forgot about a few:
-Zirconium is way heavier than real diamonds so there is no way they didn't realize the necklace was fake when putting it back (and noticing it didnt have the magnet anymore, but you did mention that)
-If they evacuated the whole area how is Constance able to hide in the men's bathroom for so long even during the sweep
-Where did Amita and Constance get the time (and resources) to do their hair and makeup before leaving the ball?
-The whole heist was being operated from a Glorious Food truck. Why were Lou (supposed to be at the ball's kitchen) and Nine Ball in a much larger falafel truck?
-Why was Daphne Kluger doing her OWN makeup for the Gala? Impossible that this would happen
-If the bus boy was the only guy walking through the blind spot, how come security didn't analyze further footage and noticed the darn necklace in the tray?
-How come Tammy was not held as a suspect? She was the one who found the fake necklace. Same goes for Rose, who was the one convincing them to take it out in the first place.
-I don't think Anna Wintour's first assistant is the one you go to, to discuss Gala matters. They have a separate coordinator for that.
-We never got to see Penelope Stern at the Met Ball. She should have been there, right?
-You are right about the movie forgetting about Yen's share and splitting the money 8 ways. But what about the four elderly actresses? They should have gotten a big chunk as well.
-The part about Constance discussing the heist with Lou and Debbie IN FRONT of the Subway attendant
-Most Germans speak good english and wouldnt be native-tonguing their way out in a place like New York City.
also: you CANNOT 3D print zirconium.
I firmly believe Debbie only spoke German because Sandra does.
She spoke German so she wouldn’t be understood and wouldn’t easily be asked to get out of the area she was protecting.
Emily did not make the white girl quota.
"most Germans speak good English" not true. Also the point is not even whether they do or not, but whether the average American thinks they do.
Someone in CinemaSins has a crush on Anne Hathaway
I've spent a lot of time in gangs, and someone would've got shot for that 🤣
This is the 12th time I've read a comment as the line was being said in the video. I'm starting to think there is a conspiracy.
Prostitution was not the answer!!!
Me too man, me too
This exists *DING*
7:00
I tabbed away for a second and thought that dinging was the sin counter.
6:58 i heard the sins being added but not see them.
+1 for CinemaSins themselves.
No those were actually a part of the movie
@@Powerrangerfan00 They knew it was comming...
Ok, I watched this, like, 3 times on a plane, and it was hands-down the best use of 6 hours of my life. Edit: Do put Anne Hathaway in everything. Do it.
They tried so hard to make the heist hard that they made it unreasonable.
Sandra Bullock looks like MJ in this movie at some angles 😩 I can't unsee after my Mom said that.
It's the nose....
Sj Baem Yeah, they messed her up...
LOL!!!!
Fuck! now i can't unsee that thanks to you.
Still would though...
I thought it was really stupid that Rihanna, Mindy and Awkwafina dressed in ball gowns. It wasn’t practical in the movie’s plot, it was literally to show all of these actresses in ball gowns for the film.
The movie needs about 10 more sins due to the fact that Lou and Debbie have so much romantic tension
Or rather 100 sins for not taking that tension anywhere
Also, network connection on that subway??
“Discount Dasani” has me crying
sometimes I watch CinemaSins without ever watching the movie. Before or after
To be fair, a LOT of higher ups (especially older folks) in companies are completely clueless about computer security. That was one of the most realistic parts of this movie, imo.
anyone else come watch this video despite not seeing or wanting to see the movie? 😂
Ayup and I got all I wanted. To be exact, I know now that no one who was in this movie's production had any idea how to make a heist movie.
Incidentally, after seeing the trailer to this one, I watched Ocean's Eleven on Netflix and was so bored I have no desire to to see any other movie from this franchise except the old original. And maybe only because of the actors. I say maybe, because it has been too long since I've seen it and don't remember it.
In any case, I'm back to watching the first great train robbery, to catch a thief and both Thomas Crown movies.
Even Hudson Hawk seems to be more interesting.
I came to see this video. It gave me even more reasons why I have no plans to see the movie anytime soon.
yep
I got bored 2 min in and stopped watching, just like the movie!
Hudson Hawk is on my all time fav movies. It's a great heist movie while also being a good comedy. And there are moments where it has you singing along when they start going.
Omg I didn't even notice these many plotholes!!!
11:57 "Also, speaking of that fancy magnetic clasp , has anyone noticed that this fake replacement doesn't have one" EXACTLY!!!!
04:24
On behalf of all my fellow Brits, thank you for the wonderful usage of ‘bollocks’ in context and mockery. Sublime.
It's the worst they couldn't even bother putting Ocean Man in it.
No ocean men were allowed in this film
And yet women were allowed in the 2/3 ocean films with Clooney on the heists
@@treyoftriphorya Mayne becausw women DO help a man's plan. Seeing a group of men in certain areas is suspicious. It's how we look at men. Big, strong burly, competent. That's why they have a woman to soften up people's suspicions because we see women as weak, weak willed, dainty etc.
Basically, the woman works in a movie of theiving men for the exactly for the reason you believe they shouldn't have their own movie. YOU are the reason women can be integrated in those movies. Because YOU see them as needing help and etc. So YOU'D be the guy fooled by these women, allowing them to be the perfect theives they want to be..,therefore not needing a man.
See how that works?
I'm not saying women are superman or anything, but the fact that YOU see them as weak, is what gives them the advantage in this situation of a movie. Stop doing that, and you fix your own p robkem of seeing movies like this
Agon Leed yeah I don’t see them as weak. But using the same plot but trying to parallel writing is lazy writing.
@@treyoftriphorya lol no. Do you watch movies.
There's only so many ways to tell a story. Almost every movie within the same genre is similar. You can s tsrt any movie today and pretty much guess who will do what, why, and how.
So accusing them of HIJACKING is bullshit...UNLESS they are doing a reboot. Like Ghostbusters. THAT was bullshit.
The force awakens was an attempt to erase the old and bring in the new wave. So that was bullshit.
This is just a movie with women with the same premise. Not a takeover.
It's ok to have people of different genders, height, race etc to want to steal diamonds and do it some convoluted way t hst is somewhat attached to realism in a movie.
It's ok. I promise
Now only 3107 people know about that bomberman party
"What's wrong with Ocean's Eight?"
"Depends. How much time ya got?"
Totally agree!
😂 this movie was crap
Before CinemaSins, I could've easily enjoyed this dumbass movie and probably love it. But, now I just watched and sighed at everything thing that didn't make sense
I want to hear about Jeremy’s time in gangs
How would it make sense that she accidentally dropped the necklace in the water when they studied the security cameras outside the bathrooms so hard? They would see if she had it on while going back to her table or if she dropped it on the way to the bathroom, then it would also show on the security cameras while she's entering it! It was obviously taken off in the bathroom and this made me not enjoy the movie! :(
Dont logic. This movie doesnt like it.
*Fleux* I couldn't agree more. I didn't waste time even watching this movie, but when it comes to ridiculous nonsense like this I think they just expect moviegoers to just roll with it.
Wait..... _this_ was the only thing that made you not enjoy this movie?
@@ChakatStripedfur Don't know which one of us you were addressing but in my case it was more than just this one issue. Having an all-female cast do something the guys already did just for the sale of having females do it is completely pointless, but that seems to be the world we live in nowadays where anything that men do they just HAVE to make sure women do it too. They did the same thing with Ghostbusters and, just like this movie, it was also a FLOP.
i didn't realize that this movie has these many flaws but i enjoyed it thoroughly on the first watch because everything happened sooooo smoothly
For sin 40, isn't it revealed at the end that she knew about it the whole time? So even though she wasn't formally in on it, maybe she was going along with them to make them think she didn't know?
Also for 58 Maybe Nine Ball planted all that stuff when she was disguised as a janitor?
Oceans -Nine- *NO*
Knight Slasher Oceans Nein lol.
Oceans NINO.
Warner Bros cares about this enough to copyright it. DING.
Missed one.
When the sub passes the laser, it almost touches the sub. Then, the bag passes without alerting security despite obviously breaking the laser
Finally, somebody gives Anne Hathaway some love.
8:00 using "whom" wrong is worse than not using it at all lol
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Ocean's Eight (2018)
It makes total sense.
They name these movies the same way Microsoft names versions of Windows.
Darth Vader Maybe they're planning on making Ocean's Nine and Ten
Much like Star Wars, it went to hell in a very large and opulent hamper basket once Eight landed.
Darth Vader, Ocean's 11 (1960)?
+1 sin for “whom was Debbie’s boyfriend”. -1 sin for Lou diamond physics”
Extra sin, it's extremely hard to scan a reflective or translucent object, like the necklace. When demonstrated at Siggraph, an HP sales rep showed me how a matte object made the 3D scan exponentially more accurate.
I loved this movie. Best sleep I’ve had in years.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I didn’t see the movie, just the trailer. Still want my money back.
Lmao
Same here with Indiana Jones Crystal Skull.
@@ZakanaHachihaCBC Crystal skull was a decent movie alone, it just didn't belong in the franchise.
fuck off
It was honestly pretty funny.
At 17:40 ish when you said how do they have a still picture, it was in the camera app so it wasn’t a picture but just a live look through the app.
1:55 OH. MY. GOD ITS KELLY KAPOR
Thank you. finally someone else understands Anne Hathaway was brilliant in this movie.
I like Anne Hathaway.
????
Correction...
She is amazing in Every movie!
Idk why Hollywood persists that if you respect women you have to let them remake a classic movie and you have to like it! Like that’s not the problem, people respect women, people love women, it’s just if you’re going to make a movie about feminism that was previously movies that included all men and that’s what people got used to for the oceans movies, like Matt Damon and George Clooney and etc. like if you want to make a successful movie with all women why doesn’t Hollywood actually
Put some effort into creating something new instead of plastering women onto a whole different franchise. It doesn’t make sense to me. Like just stop making movies that have been replaced by women when they were previously men, it does not work. If you want a successful movie with women, make a new story, for real for real. People don’t want to see a movie that was part of a franchise that had actors people got used to and became part of the reason people love the oceans movies but then replace all the characters with women. It just feels like a knock off, it’s just the same as ghostbusters, it’s not good because you don’t have the original actors, it’s like taking pirates of the Caribbean and after the 3rd movie with Jonny depp you just replace him with a different actor and expect the franchise to work the same, holly wood needs to get its head out of the toilet
Only problem with this rant is George Clooney and Brad Pitt were already replacing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.
There's a ton of movies that completely contradict this theory though? Like Mad Max: Fury Road is considered the best Mad Max movie and nobody cares that Tom Hardy replaced Mel Gibson. Harry Potter replaced the Dumbledore actor because he died, Game of Thrones replaces actors all the time. And yeah Brad Pitt and George Clooney weren't even the original actors to play the characters in Ocean's, because that was also a remake of the Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin Movie. And Pirates isn't a good examples because nobody has cared about those movies in years, and the entire world is really tired of Johnny Depp's "act." Also when Hollywood makes original movies telling women's stories the comments under them are just calling it feminist trash anyways so.... I guess nothing matters since you love and respect women, like you said.
Those are kind of invalid comparisons.
It's more like remaking Charlie's Angels or Devil wears Prada or Kill Bill with straight white male actors.
Lmao how is carbon copy of an earlier film original?
Also big doubt on your claim that Fury Road was the best Mad Max movie and that nobody cared about Gibson's absense. Sure the action was cool and the effects stellar, but it sure as shit wasn't Max story. Or any story for that matter. Just because you need something to justify mad car chases, shouldn't mean that you just bolt the most retarded plot possible on top of it and call it a day.
Fury Road was "Wacky Races" with Mad Max loosely tacked in.
I love that he takes sins off for Anne Hathaway being Anne Hathaway
16:45 "someone would've got shot for that" I died laughing
no because they are "nice and friendly" thieves you can root for
6:21, Actually I have no idea how tinder works
8:03
"Whom is Debbie's ex-boyfriend"
Wtf cinema sins
Yes. Who.
@@HuntingViolets Who?
They really should have had Clooney walk in at the end when she pours the martini, would have added to the whole con man persona. Also because Danny is supposedly dead, does that mean the rest of the team, besides Yen and Reuben, don't exist anymore? or did they all "die" with Danny?
"Discount Evian" is the greatest thing I've heard this week. - 1 sin
don t get this :-(
@@muncangel5993 it's funny because her stage name is Awkwafina, like the water.
Thank you for doing this movie. My biggest problem with this movie was the 3d scanning and 3d printing portion. First off, no photogrammetry will ever give you clean 3d model data, and certainly not standing in place (you have to rotate completely around the object you're trying to scan so you scan EVERY surface, how else would it see the hidden surfaces?). Even after the scan, it requires a lot of manual cleanup to turn surface scanning into a solid object. Next, why would you scan it realtime over the internet? You could have easily taken a pair of $20 video glasses, walked around the necklace real slow, and downloaded it offline. Next, 3d printing (no matter what process), not even an SLA printer at 50 microns would print diamonds without some sort of build lines, something a normal person would see immediately (not to mention it would be plastic and not have the same weight, no printer can print glass yet). Then let's talk about how the test print of the statue just magically pops off the bed, no need to pry it off right? Oh and of course it doesn't need support material cleaned off either. Lastly, the dodging the visible red lasers has got to stop being used in movies. Come on man, no alarm system has ever had visible lasers, they are ALWAYS infared, and for good reason. So you don't know that they are there! At the very least if you're going to show the beams, show them as beams of white light through a video camera or something.
Did Anne Hathaway do something super mind blowing that I’m missing? I’m seriously confused lol
The narrator is simply a big fan. I think that's the joke.
existed
She's Charming in her own way. She plays characters appropriately as the movie demands but there's always something "Anne Hathaway" about about the portrayal. Let me express it this way, she never becomes monotonous in her characters like Jonny Depp (single note) nor shes ever so lost in her characters like Daniel day Lewis that you don't recognize her as a person/actor NOR she's so average/middle of the road that she's imemorable, she's always attractive, memorable, vividly represents/acts the character but there are certain mannerisms (or you can call it Anne Hathaway-isms) that only she can pull off and she does in indeed pull off to leave a distinct mark on the characters she plays.
Does that mean she's the greatest actress that will ever grace humanity? Probably not but to those individuals who are attracted to her and charmed by her aforementioned ways, it's just too good feeling (for them personally) to not take the sin off.
Doesn't mean you even have to notice or like her ways? No. you can even hate her if you want. But as I do and cinemasins does as well, we do enjoy this a lot.
She's super active in advocating for those less fortunate. So I like her for that.
Yeah, she was hot
It always amuses me when characters in cop shows and movies like this go to very public places like restaurants to discuss super secret details of the case. Details that could be overheard by literally anyone within a few metres.
There is NO WAY she could have got a job at Vogue like that, and that fast. Ever.