i hope the kids i heard yesterday were satire when they started speaking in skibidi toilet also unironically pronouncing skibidi as skibeedee is very funny
I call it Schrodinger's beak. Word of God confirms it's both there and not there. For example, you can kiss the Thorn, you don't just peck at her face. And the only instance of a beak is mentioned in the Tower IIRC, or was it Adversary...
@@MaxRavenclawThe stream recently has the devs discuss this. Funnily enough, it's either Schrodinger's Beak or "it just works and it's up to how you imagine it" when someone asked how he managed to kiss Thorn.
@@oceanicGrimalkin Maybe it's like the inklings and octolings in Splatoon? Has lips, but has a beak underneath substituting for teeth? Beaks did evolve as a lighter-weight replacement for teeth if I remember the paleontology right.
Narrator: "how do you even intend to kiss the princess with your beak ? care to explain the logistics for me ?" Voice of the Hero: "with ... imagination ?" Voice of the Smitten: "with passion !!"
Judging by the mirror reflections you definitely don't have a beak. Also you do actually kiss the princess in one of the routes so that has to work somehow.
@@felipdn3329 The developers purposefully hid your face in the shadow so they can let the players decide whether or not they have a beak because they felt like forcing a certain appearance for kissing purposes would be awkward. This was stated in an interview with Tony and Abby.
"Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder." I am absolutely stealing this the next time a player tries seduction.
Im surprised more people arnt equating it to catching schitzophrenic voices in your head like they're pokemon. "Hmm, what voice will this route give me?"
I assume that you give something like it to Nightmare and Adversary somewhere along the way. I figure Prisoner would pretend not to notice either way and Witch would make fun of you for it.
Headcanon: Damsel - blushes Prisoner - Just stares at you with a stoic face Beast - Devours you Witch - Blushes a bit but snaps out of it Tower - I imagine she just laughs it off Adversary - A bit confused but takes it as a sign that you're ready to fight Spectre - Too late for any romance Nightmare - Probably confused Stranger - Mixed reaction
(this is not mine, i found it on a Slay the Princess thread on a basket weaving forum) - Witch: "What the hell is that? Do you seriously think that's attractive? Hahahaha!" as she turns away from you to hide the blush, her tail wagging fervently. - Prisoner: "Really?" A single arched eyebrow. "Now's not really the time for that sort of thing." She sighs. "When we-when I have my first time, I want it to be something special, not just because we're chained up within 3ft of each other." - Spectre: "Oh, wow." She circles you, trailing an icy chill along the back of your shoulderblades. "Might have to start calling you 'ladykiller'." She winces a bit at your lack of reaction to the joke. - Adversary: "HA!" She grins. "You're really getting into it now, huh?" It seems she misinterpreted you. Hard to do The Look effectively when half of your teeth have been knocked out of your head. - Damsel: "O-oh my!" She flushes, hiding her face demurely. "Y-you know I love you, my hero, but we should save those kinds of things for after we're married, don't you think?" - Tower: No reaction at all at first. "Oh, were you trying to express something? You have to use your words, pet. I just thought you were hungry." - Nightmare: Despite wearing a porcelain mask, she manages to perfectly return The Look. You have no idea what that means, or how she's done it, and the fact that she's coming toward you so fast is kind of freaky. - Stranger: One of her face bites a lip, another looks away with a flush, and a third just smiles. "Truly? You would love us even as we are? You are a brave man indeed." - Thorn: Pulls you in for a kiss with her vines, clinging to you tightly. Her eyes fix on yours with an intensity you've never seen before in a woman.
The Razor is such a fun route. It's so over-the-top and hilarious - never thought Blue Steel would make a cameo amid the cosmic horror. I'm playing this with a friend, and the two of us just cracked up and completely lost it when we got to this point - laughed for a solid 5 minutes before we could really continue.
You should make a video the other version as well. One where you have the more dominant voices like the stubborn. He goes "So we are using the look? Like as if it is a nuclear weapon.
@@zandaroos553 Oh I know! This interraction in particular is almost directly a reference to _"The Look"_ What I mean is like... Im surprised this *video* wasn't edited in such a way to push the meme harder.
The internal dialog of this scene is hilarious. I saw 'The Look' option for the first time and just went "No way". This game is just a treasure. The way the narrator gets so exasperated with the player after trying to flirt with The Razor is priceless. I just about died when The Voice of the Hero just says "The Look?".
Years ago, I would have loved to play through the game and get all the endings. Today, I probably would just go to save the princess in one playthrough and be done.
Narrator: God, can you just do something *other* than flirt with her? Remember, she'll end the world! VOICE OF THE SMITTEN [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an image on film, *The Look* belongs to our primary motor cortex. It would take a minor neurological miracle for us to cease producing it.
Voice of the Stubborn: Yeah what he said minus all that science stuff! Let's get on with it already! Voice of the Contrarian: Ha ha YES! He's already mad. Let's do it just to keep pushing him that little bit further!
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The Razor vs The Rizzer
The Rizzler
@@Nuclearburrit0last rizzmas I gave you my gyatt but the very next day you got fanum tax
@@mjserrano32You made me skibidi toilet on my couch
i hope the kids i heard yesterday were satire when they started speaking in skibidi toilet
also unironically pronouncing skibidi as skibeedee is very funny
Ok that one was good
It gets even funnier when you remember that the protag most likely has a crow face.
I call it Schrodinger's beak. Word of God confirms it's both there and not there. For example, you can kiss the Thorn, you don't just peck at her face. And the only instance of a beak is mentioned in the Tower IIRC, or was it Adversary...
@@MaxRavenclaw Adversary beats the beak out of your face if you don't pick the Prestine Blade and fist fight her.
@@svolozhanin7627there's even a frame that it's slapped on the wall like a decor from that beating
@@MaxRavenclawThe stream recently has the devs discuss this. Funnily enough, it's either Schrodinger's Beak or "it just works and it's up to how you imagine it" when someone asked how he managed to kiss Thorn.
@@oceanicGrimalkin Maybe it's like the inklings and octolings in Splatoon? Has lips, but has a beak underneath substituting for teeth? Beaks did evolve as a lighter-weight replacement for teeth if I remember the paleontology right.
**dies (with rizz)**
Goated comment
The [L O O K] VS The [E X P R E S S I O N]
[Electrochemistry: Success]
It is an expression of pain.
@@jKhertyI think it’s supposed to look suggestive. I’m afraid it’s meant for the ladies.
@@jKhertyAn expression of a pain powerful enough to make you bite your lip while pointing at one's wrist
@@rouge-ish324 or just looking in the mirror
Narrator: "how do you even intend to kiss the princess with your beak ? care to explain the logistics for me ?"
Voice of the Hero: "with ... imagination ?"
Voice of the Smitten: "with passion !!"
*proceeds to get Falco x Reader/Star Fox fanfiction
Opportunist: I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far.
Paranoid: Eyes closed the entire time and hope it's over quickly.
Stubborn: Violently.
I just imagine the Princess's lips wrapping around the tip of the beak like she's nibbling on a carrot or something.
Judging by the mirror reflections you definitely don't have a beak. Also you do actually kiss the princess in one of the routes so that has to work somehow.
@@felipdn3329 The developers purposefully hid your face in the shadow so they can let the players decide whether or not they have a beak because they felt like forcing a certain appearance for kissing purposes would be awkward. This was stated in an interview with Tony and Abby.
"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me"
by the end of the first eight hours we should be entirely different people.
you know when i left the house today i was thinking "damn,"
That's legit just me
Same :3
@@Elliyan4I really wish some hot chick would paint my brain on the fucking pavement
Literally every DnD campaign with a bard
"Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder."
I am absolutely stealing this the next time a player tries seduction.
@@damoclesecoe7184 Seconded
There is no failure in the bard's rizz
Seduction ends in "flattered, but you're still gonna die"
I've played a bard and I've only seduced on accident!
i love this game, the voices in my head are actually trying to help me this time
Fkn ovverated comment.
@@Gentle_Dude hahhaha
Maybe not Contrarian
"AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!"
Im surprised more people arnt equating it to catching schitzophrenic voices in your head like they're pokemon.
"Hmm, what voice will this route give me?"
@@LickickerIt's actually more alike to DID,,
the disco elysium inspiration shines the most here
That was my first thought too, glad it wasn’t just me thinking it, you’ve validated my tie
...what?@@nathanielleguizamo409
Confirmed, he uses that stupid smile Harry's face is stuck doing
SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] - The words have already left your mouth...
God that failure is so funny lol!
@@nolanstrife7350
Ah yes,
*"The Look"* ™
The Narrator: The Look? What’s that?
The Broken: Even my depressed ass knows what The Look is. What rock have you been living under
(*Hero)
LOL ikr?
It's an advanced technique only the divine knows
The protagonist is actually just tequila sunset hallucinating
There's a fic that's basically this actually and it's great, it's called
THE FURY OF A SHATTERED MIRROR
And I think it's pretty good
Ah, the perfect woman.
Not yet.
@@arklaw8306What about thick dragon lady, that want to kick your ass barehanded?
th-cam.com/video/-sMQpWCNTQw/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUhZ2lhbm5pIG1hdHJhZ3Jhbm8gaSB3YW50IGEgd29tYW4g
@@arklaw8306I liked her with these blade arms more than that monstrosity of steel
"I love the kind of women that will actually just fucking kill me"
"Nah man, I'm serious! It's science! Put your hand on her shoulder and go '... _Hey...'_ "
*Sticks to her hair*
I can picture the main character just doing a lightskin stare XD
The smolder
The long Rizz
Voice of the Lightskin
@@Georgefloydthesneedster Voice of the Fruity Ahh Lightskin
Mf got a beak though
what if we could give the look to every princess
I assume that you give something like it to Nightmare and Adversary somewhere along the way. I figure Prisoner would pretend not to notice either way and Witch would make fun of you for it.
Headcanon:
Damsel - blushes
Prisoner - Just stares at you with a stoic face
Beast - Devours you
Witch - Blushes a bit but snaps out of it
Tower - I imagine she just laughs it off
Adversary - A bit confused but takes it as a sign that you're ready to fight
Spectre - Too late for any romance
Nightmare - Probably confused
Stranger - Mixed reaction
(this is not mine, i found it on a Slay the Princess thread on a basket weaving forum)
- Witch: "What the hell is that? Do you seriously think that's attractive? Hahahaha!" as she turns away from you to hide the blush, her tail wagging fervently.
- Prisoner: "Really?" A single arched eyebrow. "Now's not really the time for that sort of thing." She sighs. "When we-when I have my first time, I want it to be something special, not just because we're chained up within 3ft of each other."
- Spectre: "Oh, wow." She circles you, trailing an icy chill along the back of your shoulderblades. "Might have to start calling you 'ladykiller'." She winces a bit at your lack of reaction to the joke.
- Adversary: "HA!" She grins. "You're really getting into it now, huh?" It seems she misinterpreted you. Hard to do The Look effectively when half of your teeth have been knocked out of your head.
- Damsel: "O-oh my!" She flushes, hiding her face demurely. "Y-you know I love you, my hero, but we should save those kinds of things for after we're married, don't you think?"
- Tower: No reaction at all at first. "Oh, were you trying to express something? You have to use your words, pet. I just thought you were hungry."
- Nightmare: Despite wearing a porcelain mask, she manages to perfectly return The Look. You have no idea what that means, or how she's done it, and the fact that she's coming toward you so fast is kind of freaky.
- Stranger: One of her face bites a lip, another looks away with a flush, and a third just smiles. "Truly? You would love us even as we are? You are a brave man indeed."
- Thorn: Pulls you in for a kiss with her vines, clinging to you tightly. Her eyes fix on yours with an intensity you've never seen before in a woman.
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge
Tower: “I just thought you were hungry”
Protag: “maybe I am”
@@seldomstudios6351
And princess you look like a snack, no, a feast.
At least she likes you 😂😂😂😂
"At least she likes us. I've never been liked before." 😂😂😂
i like him, hes literally me fr fr
Another common W for Raphael Ambrosius Cousteau, aka tequila sunset, aka guilliame de million, aka kras mazov
dont forget the firewalker
@@udram47thelowercaseguy and the icebreaker
@@terriblecompany1588nah TOO fasha
@@terriblecompany1588
Get your shit together, Officer
disco
I loved how The Look is just a known entity.
This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen, especially considering that one ending where she rips your guts out of you and calls you inferior
im still into it
@@elivcdxv1852 Hell yeah, me too
@@samtheballoon1522 dab me up
The Razor is such a fun route. It's so over-the-top and hilarious - never thought Blue Steel would make a cameo amid the cosmic horror. I'm playing this with a friend, and the two of us just cracked up and completely lost it when we got to this point - laughed for a solid 5 minutes before we could really continue.
Bro, the worst she can say is no
I mean she said yes
Das a win
Well a short one but a win's a win
She skewers you.
@@cinguloapathyit's a win-win
“How about you buy me dinner before impaling me to death?”
Gold
Hey, she likes us, so win! Yay subtext!
Oh, like she wasn’t going to anyway.
"Ayo baby, what those razors do?"
You should make a video the other version as well. One where you have the more dominant voices like the stubborn. He goes "So we are using the look? Like as if it is a nuclear weapon.
Im astounded this wasnt a Disco Elysium edit
The games creators have a Kim Kitsuragi poster in their office I’m pretty sure it was a direct influence
@@zandaroos553
Oh I know! This interraction in particular is almost directly a reference to _"The Look"_
What I mean is like... Im surprised this *video* wasn't edited in such a way to push the meme harder.
The romantic subtext line is the funniest part to me honestly
What a absolutely stud, Eugene Fitzherbert could never
I can't help but wonder how the other Princesses would react if you gave them "the look".
This is the video that got me into Slay the Princess.
I Like her too
Try *the expression* on her. Let her know you want her. Physically.
the smitten would be proud
Even metaphorical broken mirror pieces on the metaphorical ground know about the look, I mean, come on hero!
Flynn Rider: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I bet main char showed her The Magnum.
I mean, i'll be *damned*, that went much better than i expected
The Protagonist gave the Princess “The Mog”
the mogh like the jerma meme?
Despite that he got slaymaxxed,it's so over
Why I love her so much saying "Neat"
Hitting her with the Disco Elysium expression.
"Worst she can say is "no""
Technically, she did say yes
"My name is "the hero", *yo* "
The crow mauler stares at you with its empty eyes
"A romantic presence has entered the room"
@@The-Core-of-Time-and-Spacelol
Slay the Princess: An Unbridled Romance
The protagonist is on his Harrier Du Bois Moment
“Please don’t try romancing the Princess” 🤓🤓🤓
The internal dialog of this scene is hilarious. I saw 'The Look' option for the first time and just went "No way". This game is just a treasure. The way the narrator gets so exasperated with the player after trying to flirt with The Razor is priceless. I just about died when The Voice of the Hero just says "The Look?".
How a met your mother:
Says the single weirdest thing in the universe
Considering the kind of entity that the Princess is I feel like this should've worked.
Such a shame markiplier didn't experience this trope.
"i love the type of woman who will actually just kill me"
I can’t even *BROKEN* joins in XD
Why ya’ll gotta bully my boi Hero like that XD
When all heroes control one player and the bard gets to choose the option
“My name is voice of the hero yo. My husband is narrator yo.”
Markiplier would’ve appreciated a moment like this.
Give her the look
MC: **enter king chris**
Years ago, I would have loved to play through the game and get all the endings.
Today, I probably would just go to save the princess in one playthrough and be done.
Narrator: God, can you just do something *other* than flirt with her? Remember, she'll end the world!
VOICE OF THE SMITTEN [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an image on film, *The Look* belongs to our primary motor cortex. It would take a minor neurological miracle for us to cease producing it.
Voice of the Stubborn: Yeah what he said minus all that science stuff! Let's get on with it already!
Voice of the Contrarian: Ha ha YES! He's already mad. Let's do it just to keep pushing him that little bit further!
Now I'm imagining this Aarocockra Bard doing the Lightskin Stare.
I'll never get over how damn quick that girl can move as a metallic monstrosity wearing the Princess as a suit
It's an expression of pain
I refuse to believe The Look wasnt just the smolder in my heart the protag just sent the smolder and it worked
It is TOTALLY The Smolder.
This is literally Disco Elysium and I'm all here for it.
" This is a bridge too far. 🤓 "
[SUGGESTION] Impossible: success
"You attempt _the expression_ ... it seems to work"
I love this
“She skewers you”
“ow”
....
I don't care a win is a win
Here comes the Smoulder.
Rizz so good she had to kill me because of it
The look, like how Flynn Rider uses the Smoulder lol
like they say: "Love hurts."
It’s crazy that Smitten is even here for this
The Princess of Romance and Blades
"The Look" is undeniably funny but the way she sounds like a gen z teenager saying "Is that how it is? Yeah okay I feel that." is even funnier to me
I have no idea what was happening in the Networked Wild before the separation but something was.
the razor? more like the rizzer
*Sigma male phonk music plays in the background*
Behold… THE PERFECT WOMAN!!
" i love the kind of woman that would just kill me"
Forgot where i heard this line :(
Can't see this scene without thinking about the video by davexm, absolute gem of a video
"Ow"💀
Hold on, Narrator… 𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴.
if shes not like this i dont wont her
Worth it
Bro locked in
worth it
I always thought I liked the thorn better, apparently, I was wrong
“Ow.”
Voice of The Lookmaxxer
"Its an expression of pain"
Could have added so much more if it went "bowowowow" after every time they said "the look".
Siiiiiinnnn
Sin City wasn't made for you
😏
He said *"Hey"*
While squinting his eyes and pursing his lips
God i love this game
What a way to go.
Forbidden rizz so bad it’s to die for
WHAT IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM TEQUILA SUNSET IS THIS
Still the funniest moment in all of gaming