I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one. I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down. We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped. Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️ The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
@ yeah, we also came to know later there was again an accident with that Baleno where the Baleno was stationary parked properly and a xuv300 gently bumped it (older driver) and there was a big dent on the baleno and XUV 300 had literally no damage not even a scratch. He told me that was the turning point to the baleno and buy vw. BUT HE SURELY MISSES OUT ON THE MILEAGE , THAT BALENO WAS DOING 19 KM/L IN THE CITY😅 AND THE VW IS PUTTING OUT 10-11 KM/L WITH HIS MARUTI SUZUKI STYLE OF DRIVING😂
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
end ki masti dekh ke btana kaisi laggi ? 😂
baaki like share and subscribe, thank youu ❤️
Instagram : delhiwalla
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Aap ki video ka hi wait kr rha tha bhaiya 🫶
Haste haste pet dukh gya itni clean comedy or vo bhi flawless
Arey bahaut bhadiya ... baleno owner
@pravitarora bhai kya end kya shuruat poora video hi rocking hai
Baleno hota sabake pas hai , par batata koi nahi 😂
😅😅
My Baleno 2017 model in a minor accident with e-riksha declared total loss.
😂😂😂
Orrrrrwweweeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi na 4 cylinder engine h na😂
😂😂😅
Baleno ki market down kr dega ye Banda 😂😂
Ultimate 👏👏
It's high time Maruti needs to be mocked, trolled & roasted like this otherwise they will never learn & improve.
Bhai sach hi bolra hai isme galat kya h. 😂😂
No youtuber can decrease the sale of baleno
@@VictorDey-e1p already down chal rahi hai kuch aur saal wait kar fir dekhna
@@rahulkhanna3876खुद के आनंद के लिये ऐसा बोलते रहो जप करते रहो 😅
After this standup
Baleno ❌
BaleNO ✅
Hutttt
How can someone deliver so many good jokes on just single topic....
thank you so much ♥️
exactly! too good
@@pravitarorabohot baliya vedio tha bahi. Mada aadya😂
@@siddhantgote9891 💀💀💀💀☠☠
@@siddhantgote9891 speech defect agar tumhe hota toh uspar tumhara kya control hota? Pathetic
Itni reels ai dekhna hi padha video
haha that’s the goal
Sach me bhai bhut reel aaye
Main aaya abhi insta se direct flight pakadke youtube land huva hun😂😂
😂😂😂Same here
@@pravitaroragoal nhi bahi tum doal bolo😂
I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one.
I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down.
We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped.
Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️
The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
bro you showed him the right path(unintentionally)
@ yeah, we also came to know later there was again an accident with that Baleno where the Baleno was stationary parked properly and a xuv300 gently bumped it (older driver) and there was a big dent on the baleno and XUV 300 had literally no damage not even a scratch. He told me that was the turning point to the baleno and buy vw.
BUT HE SURELY MISSES OUT ON THE MILEAGE , THAT BALENO WAS DOING 19 KM/L IN THE CITY😅 AND THE VW IS PUTTING OUT 10-11 KM/L WITH HIS MARUTI SUZUKI STYLE OF DRIVING😂
Flawless set. It's difficult to stick to one particular topic for the entire time that too with unique content. Awesome. Hats off.
thank you so much ♥️
Me watching this video right after buying Baleno 😂… it’s hilarious
Fronx le leta bhai
😂😂
@@csstudent-W8 हाँ हाँ, फरौंक तो टैंक है ना
Bhot time se aapki video ka wait tha bro ❤❤
Lovely n humourous video great 😃😃
U are the top stand up comedian bro 🔥🔥
Fantastic. Just a single topic, 13 minutes straight and never got bored for a second
Thank you so much
Punch lines were really goog. Keep it up
thanks a lot ♥️
This video is the reason why Maruti took safety seriously... :D :D
Killing bro killing 😅😅 bahut dino baad itna mast stand up aya hai TH-cam me😂❤
Baleno ko gaali dekar bhi log apni rozi-roti chala lete hain😂
Paneer kha lete h
Bhai tera level bahot upar h.....mast yaar
I own a baleno. I love the baleno. I love your comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
♥️
Ye batana nai tha
@@sultansaleem7101 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jinda hai ya mar gaya bhai 😂
Either love baleno or his jokes becz you can't love both at same time
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Yes, I like the driving comfort
@@Holy38 true
Stop driving it, the only place left is yamlok 😅
Driver acha hona chahiye, Still I think you need to upgrade to better cars for your family.
Dekhte vesw mast gaadi h
My baleno is around 6 years old and is around 1L driven but it is perfectly allright. I own both baleno and endeavour. And ignis too
Congratulations on surviving!
I once heard someone say “Aasman pe patthar feko to kisi na kisi baleno pe hi girega”.
pather girega toh pichak jayegi bhai
Per month 12k plus sale bruh mzaak thodi hai
Baleno sales📉 📉 📉 after this
. But funny bro 😂😂😂
I have the 2002 Suzuki baleno and I love it till this day works just as new
Glanza wale khud ko jyada safe na smajhe hai to wo b baleno hi
Kon han bhai vo glanza vale milvana mujhe thodi bat karni thi🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
You can like it. You can hate it. But you simply cant ignore it.
Thats Baleno❤ for you.
Reels itne dekhe aur share kiye baleno wale mere dosto ko akhir me fr ye puri video hi bhej di😅😅😅😅
hahaha ek dum sahi kiya, i love baleno
I have Baleno 😂 and still I'm alive
Wooo maza aagya bhaiiiiiiii😂😂❤❤
I own baleno rs but i still enjoyed the video😂😂😂
Bhaii bohot tight set tha! Going good! 😂❤
thank you so much
Bhai this is called the real comedy 😊 hv a bright future bro 😊❤
He might be border line stuttering but He was amazing...Fabulous confidence.. beutifully delivered jokes 🎉Perfect
That's not stutter lol.
Hilarious!! I was sad since morning and came across your video. Had a good laugh!! Thank you!
Thank youu ♥️
Love your honesty bro. God bless you always.
Baleno Market before Video uploded 📈 Baleno Market after video uploded 📉
Proud owner of 2019 diesel.. driven 2.14 lakh km..still running smoothly.❤
Just one drive away from heaven😅
His every drive will let him go near the heaven 😁
Just kidding bro don't take it seriously until and unless you are not a owner of Baleno 🌚
Proud owner of 2017 delta petrol baleno after 50,000 kms installed cng kit from outside drove 1,30,000 kilometres no problem, no company service , ❤
Bro has personal dusmni with bulleno 😂
Bhai humare neighbour ne li nayi baleno… and their kid was like humari gaadi toh push start hai … next day 4 people pushing to start.
😂😂😂😂
😅😅
Nice one
😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha lol
bhai pehli kamai se baleno kharidi......voh bhi second hand 2 month old.....ab papa mera mazak uda rahe hai....(papa ke paas polo gti hai).......😭😭
Polo ya us polo ki t shirt
hahahaha
Polo waali family mein baleno? Galt baat h bhai..
😂😂
Baleno is heaven when you drive it
Baleno is hell when you dash it
Simple conclusion of baleno.
hahahaha
Baleno is heaven ❌
Baleno is way to heaven ✅
That's because you all don't know how to drive
Well put
I have just booked baleno today... 🎉🎉
Cancel kar de Bhai abhi v, milaga k chakkar mai jindegi kharap mat karna
"presentation dekh" I wonder how many got that layered joke 🤣🤣🤣
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!
Just A Baleno & He Wrote A Whole Comedy, Good One Bro !
Glad you enjoyed it
Excellent writing.......Baleno ne bhai ki career banadi....
Bhai it was a no doubt a great set on a single topic. Loved your comedy ❤
Baat toh sahi hai😂😂😂
Next standup on Swift 🤣
Nice non-vulgar comedy! Loved it
thank youuu
Loved itt❤
भाई साहब जी, आप तो हमसे भी ज़्यादा गए गुज़रे हो यार...!!!
😂😂😂😂
आज तक हम तो इसे "बलेनो" बुलाते थे, आपने तो गोत्र ही बदल के "बलीनो" कर दिया...???
😂😂😂😂
धन्य हो गुरु जी...
😂😂😂😂
Too good 😂❤
So good so under rated 😍😍😍😍
thank you so much
"Phle aap Baleno lete ho, fr Baleno aapki leti hai"...epic lines😂
It takes courage and confidence to speak in public normally. Let alone do a very good comedy set. Well done 👍
Ghhor bejjati kardi bhai maruti ki 😂
Too Funny 😂😂😂
Middle class family only option other than alto
Baleno ❌ Balloon 🎈
😅😅😅😅😅
Baleno ka naam balloon se inspire hokar rakha 😂
Aare yrrr bhai Gjbbb 😂😂😂
It's so funny brother, it should be trending on TH-cam 👌🏻🤣🤣🤣
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भाई हंसते हंसते पेट में दर्द होने लग गया Really bata raha Hun 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Superb 😂
Old baleno build quilt 100 time better then new one !
Bhai, Video dekhte hi Baleno bechne jaa raha hoon😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
Reels dekh ke Kon aayà hai😂
♥️
Me
Me bhi reel se aaya 😂@@pravitarora
Maruti should seriously think about safety of it’s cars
Watching this video in my baleno 😂
Suzuki vale case na karde Bhai tumpe🤣😄😆🙏👌👍
Great , enjoy a lot ❤
Terrific😂😂😂
now this one is crazy
Next video suzuki burgman 😂😂😂😂😂
Bahut hi shandar review bhaiii
Gr8 set bro, enjoyed it..😅😂
Maruti Dzire enters the chat with 5 star ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ safety
From insta to youtube ❤
Hahahaha crazyyyy majaa aa gaya... u are awesomeee bro
I don't understand if people don't understand comedy then why are they watching it. By the way such a great writing and delivery🎉🎉🎉
Ye Banda Baleno ki Production Ban kara kar
he maanega😂😂
Wow…gazab facts!!
All the hate to Maruti😂😂
"Punditji bole Ya Allah" 🤣🤣🤣
Baleno Kya Karoon Job Chod Doon 😂😅😂😅😂😅
Your are the best bro😂😂
Gjbb bhai ❤❤
Mein medical insurance lene gya usne puch kis se ayeo ho mein bola baleno se tu medical insurance dene se mnn kar diya😂😂😂
Mind blowing bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
good content and delivery bro🎉😂
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 killed it brooo
Hated by many defeated by none
Great set
Gazab🔥🔥
thanks bhaiji
bhai this was really amazing
Pandit ji be like :-ya allah 😂😂😂😂
I worked in NEXA I sold many Baleno And face these types of Objection 😂😂
A laughter full video, thanks
bhai baleno bahut badhiya gaadi hai, hamare area me ek gangster tha wo baleno me accident se la la la la la la ho gaya .
lol ..😂
Great set bhaiji 😂 all the best
thanks bhaiji
maruti ne bhai ki vdo dekh kr dzire nikali h abki baar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very nice video. 🙌❤