I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one. I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down. We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped. Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️ The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Matlab proper le li aap ne baleno ki.. Kahi Maruti Suzuki valo ki Legel notice na aa jaye .. but fir bhi aap case easily jeet jaaoge bina Koi Advocate hire kiye . Kyu ki isme Ek joke bhi galat nahi hai 😂😂
My friend was riding RE Classic 500, on a traffic signal a Baleno driver jumped red signal, my friend's bike hitted Baleno at 80kmph, caused baleno to total loss. Rider was using full riding gears had only a fracture. But baleno was total loss and major injuries to passenger.
One Baleno rear ended my Bajaj Pulsar NS160 at around 30-35 km/hr, I did not fall or lost balance, but the front bumper of the Baleno broke from both the ends and also crumpled. Luckily it was not a Tata that day.
Now that the price of Baleno is crossing 10 lakhs and Alto costs 6 Lakhs, I hope Indians will stop buying sub-standard Maruti Cars in the name of service centres and mileage. So that Maruti will improve its build quality.
bhai spresso ke bare me main aise hi bolta tha..jab dekha market me koi choti car hai hi ni jo city traffic me aram se nikal jaye to le li spresso..jagah bi jyda hai andar Alto se..unchi bhi hai...kasam se AC chala kr 32+kmpl ka average deti hai petrol pr shaheed path pr...aur city me 18+kmpl..bumper to bumper traffic me...wahan safety kya krenge...dhup pani se bachna hai bas....baki jara sa bhi highway pr le jana hai to bolero se jata hoon😁
end ki masti dekh ke btana kaisi laggi ? 😂
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Aap ki video ka hi wait kr rha tha bhaiya 🫶
Haste haste pet dukh gya itni clean comedy or vo bhi flawless
Arey bahaut bhadiya ... baleno owner
@pravitarora bhai kya end kya shuruat poora video hi rocking hai
Baleno ki market down kr dega ye Banda 😂😂
Ultimate 👏👏
It's high time Maruti needs to be mocked, trolled & roasted like this otherwise they will never learn & improve.
Bhai sach hi bolra hai isme galat kya h. 😂😂
Baleno hota sabake pas hai , par batata koi nahi 😂
😅😅
My Baleno 2017 model in a minor accident with e-riksha declared total loss.
😂😂😂
Orrrrrwweweeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi na 4 cylinder engine h na😂
😂😂😅
I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one.
I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down.
We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped.
Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️
The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
After this standup
Baleno ❌
BaleNO ✅
Hutttt
How can someone deliver so many good jokes on just single topic....
thank you so much ♥️
exactly! too good
@@pravitarorabohot baliya vedio tha bahi. Mada aadya😂
@@siddhantgote9891 💀💀💀💀☠☠
Itni reels ai dekhna hi padha video
haha that’s the goal
Sach me bhai bhut reel aaye
Main aaya abhi insta se direct flight pakadke youtube land huva hun😂😂
😂😂😂Same here
@@pravitaroragoal nhi bahi tum doal bolo😂
Me watching this video right after buying Baleno 😂… it’s hilarious
Fronx le leta bhai
😂😂
Baleno is heaven when you drive it
Baleno is hell when you dash it
Simple conclusion of baleno.
hahahaha
Baleno is heaven ❌
Baleno is way to heaven ✅
That's because you all don't know how to drive
Flawless set. It's difficult to stick to one particular topic for the entire time that too with unique content. Awesome. Hats off.
thank you so much ♥️
Glanza wale khud ko jyada safe na smajhe hai to wo b baleno hi
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Yes, I like the driving comfort
@@Holy38 true
Stop driving it, the only place left is yamlok 😅
Driver acha hona chahiye, Still I think you need to upgrade to better cars for your family.
Dekhte vesw mast gaadi h
Baleno ko gaali dekar bhi log apni rozi-roti chala lete hain😂
Paneer kha lete h
You can like it. You can hate it. But you simply cant ignore it.
Thats Baleno❤ for you.
I once heard someone say “Aasman pe patthar feko to kisi na kisi baleno pe hi girega”.
pather girega toh pichak jayegi bhai
Per month 12k plus sale bruh mzaak thodi hai
Fantastic. Just a single topic, 13 minutes straight and never got bored for a second
Thank you so much
My baleno is around 6 years old and is around 1L driven but it is perfectly allright. I own both baleno and endeavour. And ignis too
Congratulations on surviving!
bhai pehli kamai se baleno kharidi......voh bhi second hand 2 month old.....ab papa mera mazak uda rahe hai....(papa ke paas polo gti hai).......😭😭
Polo ya us polo ki t shirt
hahahaha
Polo waali family mein baleno? Galt baat h bhai..
😂😂
Wooo maza aagya bhaiiiiiiii😂😂❤❤
Punch lines were really goog. Keep it up
thanks a lot ♥️
He might be border line stuttering but He was amazing...Fabulous confidence.. beutifully delivered jokes 🎉Perfect
That's not stutter lol.
Reels itne dekhe aur share kiye baleno wale mere dosto ko akhir me fr ye puri video hi bhej di😅😅😅😅
hahaha ek dum sahi kiya, i love baleno
Middle class family only option other than alto
I have a Baleno - halki si bike se touch hui or abhi tak dent h 3 jagah bilkul halka touch hui thi and 3 lambe lambe dent 😂😂😂
😂
I own a baleno. I love the baleno. I love your comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
♥️
Ye batana nai tha
@@sultansaleem7101 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jinda hai ya mar gaya bhai 😂
Either love baleno or his jokes becz you can't love both at same time
Excellent writing.......Baleno ne bhai ki career banadi....
Maruti should seriously think about safety of it’s cars
Bhai humare neighbour ne li nayi baleno… and their kid was like humari gaadi toh push start hai … next day 4 people pushing to start.
😂😂😂😂
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Bro has personal dusmni with bulleno 😂
I have the 2002 Suzuki baleno and I love it till this day works just as new
Hilarious!! I was sad since morning and came across your video. Had a good laugh!! Thank you!
Thank youu ♥️
Killing bro killing 😅😅 bahut dino baad itna mast stand up aya hai TH-cam me😂❤
I have just booked baleno today... 🎉🎉
Cancel kar de Bhai abhi v, milaga k chakkar mai jindegi kharap mat karna
Watching this video in my baleno 😂
bhai baleno bahut badhiya gaadi hai, hamare area me ek gangster tha wo baleno me accident se la la la la la la ho gaya .
lol ..😂
Matlab proper le li aap ne baleno ki.. Kahi Maruti Suzuki valo ki Legel notice na aa jaye .. but fir bhi aap case easily jeet jaaoge bina Koi Advocate hire kiye . Kyu ki isme Ek joke bhi galat nahi hai 😂😂
Bro u need to promote yourself.. u are so underrated..u should try to perform on indias got latent..u will definitely get the recognition u deserve..
Ye Banda Baleno ki Production Ban kara kar
he maanega😂😂
Bhai, Video dekhte hi Baleno bechne jaa raha hoon😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
Bhai this is called the real comedy 😊 hv a bright future bro 😊❤
Next standup on Swift 🤣
Pandit ji be like :-ya allah 😂😂😂😂
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!
Just A Baleno & He Wrote A Whole Comedy, Good One Bro !
Glad you enjoyed it
I own baleno rs but i still enjoyed the video😂😂😂
My friend was riding RE Classic 500, on a traffic signal a Baleno driver jumped red signal, my friend's bike hitted Baleno at 80kmph, caused baleno to total loss.
Rider was using full riding gears had only a fracture.
But baleno was total loss and major injuries to passenger.
In the end it's enjoyable 4th gear 170kmph😂😂😂😂😂
lucky boy
Bhaii bohot tight set tha! Going good! 😂❤
thank you so much
Haha nice one...btw this is coming from a person who survived a crash in Baleno @ 140kmph.... definitely the car is not that weak that people say
good karma
It takes courage and confidence to speak in public normally. Let alone do a very good comedy set. Well done 👍
Bro's laugh is like my beat up Baleno 1.3 (tatti) diesel engine trying to start on 0.0001 ml diesel💀🤣🤣
It's so funny brother, it should be trending on TH-cam 👌🏻🤣🤣🤣
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I don't understand if people don't understand comedy then why are they watching it. By the way such a great writing and delivery🎉🎉🎉
Nice non-vulgar comedy! Loved it
thank youuu
Baleno ❌
Balino ✅
Accha hua mene i20 le li wrna plan toh baleno lene ka he tha 😅
Bhai ne video WagonR pe banai thi.. lekin R na bol pane ki wajah se Baleno kr dia naam...!!😂
Bhai ye cycle wala mere sath b hua relatable
Bhai it was a no doubt a great set on a single topic. Loved your comedy ❤
Hated by many defeated by none
Reels dekh ke Kon aayà hai😂
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Me
One Baleno rear ended my Bajaj Pulsar NS160 at around 30-35 km/hr, I did not fall or lost balance, but the front bumper of the Baleno broke from both the ends and also crumpled. Luckily it was not a Tata that day.
Now that the price of Baleno is crossing 10 lakhs and Alto costs 6 Lakhs, I hope Indians will stop buying sub-standard Maruti Cars in the name of service centres and mileage. So that Maruti will improve its build quality.
Love your honesty bro. God bless you always.
Bhai teri video k bad mene apni baleno hi bech di 😂
Old baleno build quilt 100 time better then new one !
You are roasting baleno and I will send it to Maruti
Even ignis is same. I have it. It's like a toy car if you drive on highway. I sold it with in a year.
Any Balino owner in the chat?😂
Mein medical insurance lene gya usne puch kis se ayeo ho mein bola baleno se tu medical insurance dene se mnn kar diya😂😂😂
भाई हंसते हंसते पेट में दर्द होने लग गया Really bata raha Hun 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My frnd had a Baleno. It ramped into a divider...totally destroyed....minor accident tha isliye dost Bach gaya
New model Baleno is very strong build, many accident car damaged badly but passenger survived even without any scratches.
bhai spresso ke bare me main aise hi bolta tha..jab dekha market me koi choti car hai hi ni jo city traffic me aram se nikal jaye to le li spresso..jagah bi jyda hai andar Alto se..unchi bhi hai...kasam se AC chala kr 32+kmpl ka average deti hai petrol pr shaheed path pr...aur city me 18+kmpl..bumper to bumper traffic me...wahan safety kya krenge...dhup pani se bachna hai bas....baki jara sa bhi highway pr le jana hai to bolero se jata hoon😁
I have Baleno 😂 and still I'm alive
Baleno be like gajab bejati hai
Tata paid troller....kuch bhi bc 😂😂 50% market capture by Maruti suzuki...it means wo 50% sb tapak jayenge ...and also 2lac baleno sold in 23-24...
Comedy kr rha hai yar as a joke lo
We don't need paper boats ....we have The Tatas and Mahindras ....I'm in safe hands with Tata
Bhai aapko Baleno se kuch jyada hi pyaar hai kyuki jab aap haste ho toh yesa lgta hai Baleno ka engine vibrate kr rha hai 😂
Bro has lost someone loved one by maruti
Too good 😂❤
Itni reels aayi
Dekhni hi padi video😅🤣🤣
Covid time mei li thi bhai Baleno..mai abhi tak Zinda hu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow…gazab facts!!
All the hate to Maruti😂😂
Tata💪
Joke :Ek baar delhi mein ek xuv 500 aur scorpio ki takkar hui batao kaunki thukegi. 😮 gurgaon mein kadi hui baleno shock wave se 😂
I worked in NEXA I sold many Baleno And face these types of Objection 😂😂
Mera Baleno pe, crow hug Diya and it left dent.
I love my Baleno.
Chalti phirti Arthi hai Baleno 😅
Great , enjoy a lot ❤
Aare yrrr bhai Gjbbb 😂😂😂
Mujhe Baleno bohot pasand hai ❤😊
2020 wali nahi 🤡❌
1999 wali ☠️🗿✅
Bhai mene Baleno ko 1.50 lacs kms chala li he 6.5 years me......😅
ENO bhi toh aata hai in BAL-ENO but yeh gaadi khud hi ek constipation hai 😅🤣
Hahahaha crazyyyy majaa aa gaya... u are awesomeee bro
Mai Baleno book krne wala tha.. Ab Fronx book krunga🙂
This guy should add Glanza from Toyota also 😅
🙂🙂just booked
188636 kms are already done when I'm listening to this 😂 m owning the first batch of baleno😅
good karma
90% viewers who can't even afford baleno this financial year but still here 😂
Many can afford but don't want Maruti