Baleno - Stand Up Comedy by Pravit Arora
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ย. 2024
- This is my 4th stand-up comedy video.
It contains jokes about my first car maruti suzuki baleno.
Hope you will like it. Do share my comedy video, especially with Baleno owners, and subscribe to my channel.
Instagram : / delhiwalla
Email - teampravit@gmail.com
Credits
Live producer : Prateek Chopra
Sound recording : Sarthak Rastogi
DOP : Sarthak Rastogi
Thumbnail : Khud banadia
Host : Raghav Mandawa
Operations : Manpreet Verma
Video editor : Green Hues Productions
Colour grading : Green Hues Productions
Sound mixing and mastering : Arpit Chandra
Hospitality: Srishty Barla
Location courtesy : Comedy County, Noida
Written & performed by : Pravit Arora (badia stand up comedian)
Special thanks to all Indian Comedians for constantly supporting me.
#standupcomedy #standup #comedy
end ki masti dekh ke btana kaisi laggi ? 😂
baaki like share and subscribe, thank youu ❤️
Instagram : delhiwalla
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Aap ki video ka hi wait kr rha tha bhaiya 🫶
Haste haste pet dukh gya itni clean comedy or vo bhi flawless
Arey bahaut bhadiya ... baleno owner
@pravitarora bhai kya end kya shuruat poora video hi rocking hai
Baleno hota sabake pas hai , par batata koi nahi 😂
😅😅
Baleno ki market down kr dega ye Banda 😂😂
Ultimate 👏👏
It's high time Maruti needs to be mocked, trolled & roasted like this otherwise they will never learn & improve.
Bhai sach hi bolra hai isme galat kya h. 😂😂
No youtuber can decrease the sale of baleno
@@VictorDey-e1p already down chal rahi hai kuch aur saal wait kar fir dekhna
@@rahulkhanna3876खुद के आनंद के लिये ऐसा बोलते रहो जप करते रहो 😅
My Baleno 2017 model in a minor accident with e-riksha declared total loss.
😂😂😂
Orrrrrwweweeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi na 4 cylinder engine h na😂
😂😂😅
After this standup
Baleno ❌
BaleNO ✅
Hutttt
How can someone deliver so many good jokes on just single topic....
thank you so much ♥️
exactly! too good
@@pravitarorabohot baliya vedio tha bahi. Mada aadya😂
@@siddhantgote9891 💀💀💀💀☠☠
@@siddhantgote9891 speech defect agar tumhe hota toh uspar tumhara kya control hota? Pathetic
I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one.
I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down.
We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped.
Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️
The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
bro you showed him the right path(unintentionally)
@ yeah, we also came to know later there was again an accident with that Baleno where the Baleno was stationary parked properly and a xuv300 gently bumped it (older driver) and there was a big dent on the baleno and XUV 300 had literally no damage not even a scratch. He told me that was the turning point to the baleno and buy vw.
BUT HE SURELY MISSES OUT ON THE MILEAGE , THAT BALENO WAS DOING 19 KM/L IN THE CITY😅 AND THE VW IS PUTTING OUT 10-11 KM/L WITH HIS MARUTI SUZUKI STYLE OF DRIVING😂
Proud owner of 2019 diesel.. driven 2.14 lakh km..still running smoothly.❤
Itni reels ai dekhna hi padha video
haha that’s the goal
Sach me bhai bhut reel aaye
Main aaya abhi insta se direct flight pakadke youtube land huva hun😂😂
😂😂😂Same here
@@pravitaroragoal nhi bahi tum doal bolo😂
Me watching this video right after buying Baleno 😂… it’s hilarious
Fronx le leta bhai
😂😂
Baleno is heaven when you drive it
Baleno is hell when you dash it
Simple conclusion of baleno.
hahahaha
Baleno is heaven ❌
Baleno is way to heaven ✅
That's because you all don't know how to drive
Well put
Flawless set. It's difficult to stick to one particular topic for the entire time that too with unique content. Awesome. Hats off.
thank you so much ♥️
You can like it. You can hate it. But you simply cant ignore it.
Thats Baleno❤ for you.
Fantastic. Just a single topic, 13 minutes straight and never got bored for a second
Thank you so much
This video is the reason why Maruti took safety seriously... :D :D
Glanza wale khud ko jyada safe na smajhe hai to wo b baleno hi
Kon han bhai vo glanza vale milvana mujhe thodi bat karni thi🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Baleno ko gaali dekar bhi log apni rozi-roti chala lete hain😂
Paneer kha lete h
I own a baleno. I love the baleno. I love your comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
♥️
Ye batana nai tha
@@sultansaleem7101 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jinda hai ya mar gaya bhai 😂
Either love baleno or his jokes becz you can't love both at same time
My baleno is around 6 years old and is around 1L driven but it is perfectly allright. I own both baleno and endeavour. And ignis too
Congratulations on surviving!
Punch lines were really goog. Keep it up
thanks a lot ♥️
He might be border line stuttering but He was amazing...Fabulous confidence.. beutifully delivered jokes 🎉Perfect
That's not stutter lol.
I once heard someone say “Aasman pe patthar feko to kisi na kisi baleno pe hi girega”.
pather girega toh pichak jayegi bhai
Per month 12k plus sale bruh mzaak thodi hai
Old baleno build quilt 100 time better then new one !
Ghhor bejjati kardi bhai maruti ki 😂
I have the 2002 Suzuki baleno and I love it till this day works just as new
Maruti Dzire enters the chat with 5 star ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ safety
bhai pehli kamai se baleno kharidi......voh bhi second hand 2 month old.....ab papa mera mazak uda rahe hai....(papa ke paas polo gti hai).......😭😭
Polo ya us polo ki t shirt
hahahaha
Polo waali family mein baleno? Galt baat h bhai..
😂😂
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Yes, I like the driving comfort
@@Holy38 true
Stop driving it, the only place left is yamlok 😅
Driver acha hona chahiye, Still I think you need to upgrade to better cars for your family.
Dekhte vesw mast gaadi h
Reels itne dekhe aur share kiye baleno wale mere dosto ko akhir me fr ye puri video hi bhej di😅😅😅😅
hahaha ek dum sahi kiya, i love baleno
Bro has personal dusmni with bulleno 😂
I have just booked baleno today... 🎉🎉
Cancel kar de Bhai abhi v, milaga k chakkar mai jindegi kharap mat karna
I own baleno rs but i still enjoyed the video😂😂😂
Middle class family only option other than alto
I have Baleno 😂 and still I'm alive
Maruti should seriously think about safety of it’s cars
Wooo maza aagya bhaiiiiiiii😂😂❤❤
Bhai humare neighbour ne li nayi baleno… and their kid was like humari gaadi toh push start hai … next day 4 people pushing to start.
😂😂😂😂
😅😅
In the end it's enjoyable 4th gear 170kmph😂😂😂😂😂
lucky boy
Bhaii bohot tight set tha! Going good! 😂❤
thank you so much
Excellent writing.......Baleno ne bhai ki career banadi....
New model Baleno is very strong build, many accident car damaged badly but passenger survived even without any scratches.
Killing bro killing 😅😅 bahut dino baad itna mast stand up aya hai TH-cam me😂❤
Hilarious!! I was sad since morning and came across your video. Had a good laugh!! Thank you!
Thank youu ♥️
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!
Just A Baleno & He Wrote A Whole Comedy, Good One Bro !
Glad you enjoyed it
Nice non-vulgar comedy! Loved it
thank youuu
2024 Desire has come to take revenge with 5 ⭐ Global NCAP rating.😜
😍
Maruti ki S cross , Old brezza only 4 star Rating cars
Otherwise all of Maruti cars have Zero star Rating
Reels dekh ke Kon aayà hai😂
♥️
Me
Me bhi reel se aaya 😂@@pravitarora
Next standup on Swift 🤣
bhai baleno bahut badhiya gaadi hai, hamare area me ek gangster tha wo baleno me accident se la la la la la la ho gaya .
lol ..😂
I have a Baleno - halki si bike se touch hui or abhi tak dent h 3 jagah bilkul halka touch hui thi and 3 lambe lambe dent 😂😂😂
😂
Bhai this is called the real comedy 😊 hv a bright future bro 😊❤
Ye Banda Baleno ki Production Ban kara kar
he maanega😂😂
My friend was riding RE Classic 500, on a traffic signal a Baleno driver jumped red signal, my friend's bike hitted Baleno at 80kmph, caused baleno to total loss.
Rider was using full riding gears had only a fracture.
But baleno was total loss and major injuries to passenger.
Watching this video in my baleno 😂
Love your honesty bro. God bless you always.
भाई हंसते हंसते पेट में दर्द होने लग गया Really bata raha Hun 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I worked in NEXA I sold many Baleno And face these types of Objection 😂😂
Baleno is the new WagonR
Aare yrrr bhai Gjbbb 😂😂😂
Mein medical insurance lene gya usne puch kis se ayeo ho mein bola baleno se tu medical insurance dene se mnn kar diya😂😂😂
Bhai ne video WagonR pe banai thi.. lekin R na bol pane ki wajah se Baleno kr dia naam...!!😂
Baat toh sahi hai😂😂😂
Loved itt❤
It's so funny brother, it should be trending on TH-cam 👌🏻🤣🤣🤣
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maruti ne bhai ki vdo dekh kr dzire nikali h abki baar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matlab proper le li aap ne baleno ki.. Kahi Maruti Suzuki valo ki Legel notice na aa jaye .. but fir bhi aap case easily jeet jaaoge bina Koi Advocate hire kiye . Kyu ki isme Ek joke bhi galat nahi hai 😂😂
Hated by many defeated by none
Wagon r abhi bhi 4 lakh voto se aage hai😂
It takes courage and confidence to speak in public normally. Let alone do a very good comedy set. Well done 👍
Bahut hi shandar review bhaiii
Too good 😂❤
I know a Baleno owner with+2,50,000kms. Yes more than 2Lakh 50 Thousand kms and still doing fine.
Wow…gazab facts!!
All the hate to Maruti😂😂
3:14 bhai ki muskan
uff tauba
Tata💪
Bro u need to promote yourself.. u are so underrated..u should try to perform on indias got latent..u will definitely get the recognition u deserve..
Cheen tapak dam dam 😂😂
Bro's laugh is like my beat up Baleno 1.3 (tatti) diesel engine trying to start on 0.0001 ml diesel💀🤣🤣
Baleno ❌
Balino ✅
Hahahaha crazyyyy majaa aa gaya... u are awesomeee bro
Bhai it was a no doubt a great set on a single topic. Loved your comedy ❤
Mera Baleno pe, crow hug Diya and it left dent.
Bhai ye cycle wala mere sath b hua relatable
Haha nice one...btw this is coming from a person who survived a crash in Baleno @ 140kmph.... definitely the car is not that weak that people say
good karma
waah pa ji mauj hi la diye
Bhai, Video dekhte hi Baleno bechne jaa raha hoon😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
Gjbb bhai ❤❤
From insta to youtube ❤
One Baleno rear ended my Bajaj Pulsar NS160 at around 30-35 km/hr, I did not fall or lost balance, but the front bumper of the Baleno broke from both the ends and also crumpled. Luckily it was not a Tata that day.
Terrific😂😂😂
Great , enjoy a lot ❤
Maruti Suzuki Wale aapka Ghar ka location Janna chahte hai 😅😅
This video is sponsored by Tata Nexon😂
Bhai comedy kr rha h..., Baleno wale serious leliye h
😂😂
Superb 😂
Ayyy, yeh toh bohat funny hoh gaya. 🤣🤣🤣
thank you so much
Your are the best bro😂😂
bhai spresso ke bare me main aise hi bolta tha..jab dekha market me koi choti car hai hi ni jo city traffic me aram se nikal jaye to le li spresso..jagah bi jyda hai andar Alto se..unchi bhi hai...kasam se AC chala kr 32+kmpl ka average deti hai petrol pr shaheed path pr...aur city me 18+kmpl..bumper to bumper traffic me...wahan safety kya krenge...dhup pani se bachna hai bas....baki jara sa bhi highway pr le jana hai to bolero se jata hoon😁
bhai this was really amazing