Stockpiling for the Coronavirus (feat. Josh Johnson & Roy Wood Jr.) - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- Comedians weigh in on the coronavirus pandemic, and Roy Wood Jr. explains to Josh Johnson how he’s planning on getting through the outbreak. (Contains strong language.)
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ok but if someone can make me laugh at any given moment, it's Josh Johnson. this guy is so freaking talented and i can't wait to see more videos of him
"please tell me you wore a glove" 🤣😂 Josh Johnson
girl no glove? you nasty.
"You're gonna drink your pee... Early!?!"
"I know you think you're prepared, but right now... it's all just PEE TALK!"
Hilarious
I don't recommend drinking pee.
love Josh Johnson
"You're drinking pee *early."*
I see josh johnson, i click
I'm really surprised by how much material comedians have already compiled about the Coronavirus...
thats why they're gettin paid to tell jokes and you're at home postin on YT
@@TommyShlong What an ignorant comment. I'm just marvelling at how quickly they come up with current material, and you seem to think I should be attacked for that???? BTW, genius, did you realize that YOU'RE at home 'postin' on YT?????
Because it's mostly common sense
@@PlzPr3sspl4y LOL, comedians actually say that a lot. OTOH, there are some who work on material for more than 1 year before they present it to the masses. That is, in part, why there is currently so much animosity about stealing jokes.
Thats because their douchebags.
Someone, PLEASE, ANYONE, give Josh Johnson a TV show!
Yes!
I find it hilarious how Roy Wood Jr is like Josh Johnson's dad here 🤣
College students survive 4 years on redbulls and cup o noodles. The rest of yall are doing too much lol
Lol should've add weed and adderall.
LOL
True. Also as an introvert gamer you could say i have been on quarantine for years now lol
Where's the lie though
The body needs water. You will dehydrate drinking anything else other then water for days.
"I can't carry that much water💧" I feel ya bro
Thats like 336 lbs
@@nickgrfn I'm a 134 lbs so yea I'm skinny and have like no muscle lmao slender man lol 😂
@@nickgrfn check ✔ out my music if you wanna :)
JOSH JOHNSON FOR THE DAILY SHOW
LoneWo1f13579 he’s a writer I’ve heard.
He’s a writer for the show.
Hail nah no one can replace Trevor Noah he is as talented or even just a little better than josh johnson
இந்து சகோதரர்களுக்கு சில கேள்விகள் th-cam.com/video/mywZO1Pe54w/w-d-xo.html
@@jeffharry2045 idk i just don't find Trevor's jokes all that funny.
“i know you think you are preparing but right now, its all just pee talk” lmfao
God bless Roy and Josh
Don't listen to advice from a man who can't calculate how much is 3x14
ALWAYS listen to a man who cant. Btw. Its 42.
He could've done it pretty quickly if he calculed 3X15 which is easy, and then subtract 3. Or 3X10 + 3X4, both easy calculations.
But do listen to "hunches"
In the time of a pandemic, I'm not looking for a mathematician. 'You might have a potentially fatal disease, but I know my 14 times table".
@@Dayvit78 or
3 x 14
= 3 x 2 x 7
= 6 x 7
= 42
Just buy a brita filter
Strangely, water is automatically dispensed from a pipe in my kitchen!
Yea, especially if ya have well water
Right?!
@@ddebenedictis yes but it's still good to filter it. Tap water is usually contaminated at least a bit depending where you're from.
@@mach1neofs1n especially if you’re from Michigan
"Coronas virus...."😂😂😂😂
Michael Che’s giving out everybody’s secrets now. “The older black men get the more “esses” they put on things”
I know what you meant. But I read it as «esse», that add on word meaning friend/pal/homie? that hispanic gang members add the end of sentences. And it makes it even funnier imagining older African American men start talking like that.
@@morpheos111 oh that's even better 😂
Y’all better enjoy this video because you’re not gonna see any new standup sets being uploaded or in person for a minute. Every comedian for good reason is canceling shows.
More of Josh Johnson!
I love Josh Johnson and Micheal Che
Josh Johnson that's it that's the comment
“If coronavirus doesn’t go away...people *will* stop shaking hands.” Doubtful. People have continued shaking hands through the lifetime of worse diseases. People shook hands all through typhoid outbreaks; people shook hands during cholera outbreaks; and people have continued shaking hands for centuries of the flu - even the strains that were crazy deadly. People get numb to the realities of disease quickly if it’s something they constantly deal with.
We stopped doing the sign of peace in Church 3 weeks ago. It's definitely going away. It's just a nod with a little smile now :)
y’all it ain’t that deep
lovin this, keep it up ccs!
Luckily you only need a half gallon per person per day if you’re drinking more than that it’s a waste.
Drinking, sure. Washing yourself, clothes, cleaning surfaces, cooking etc. are also factored into the estimated daily requirement in a situation like this.
@@ceryseira I'm not gonna start drinkin my own piss so that I have enough water to wash my clothes 😂😂
@@2GoatsInATrenchCoat I would never suggest anyone do so, soooo same :*
How many gallons of beer per day is that?
I mean, I drink like two cups a day and I'm good so we good ya feel?
Do people think their water will be turned off? WTF? XD
Angry Applesauce the water pressure in my house went down this morning and it kinda freaked me out for a second lol
Your water won't be turned off but it could become contaminated. Upstate NY a college town had experienced contaminated water. Everyone was ordered to drink bottled water only. Imagine the water supply infected and your ordered to stay inside? Now you stuck with no options.
@@14kurtismiller Dude... if you are worried about your water being contaminated... something NOBODY is reporting... you could boil it. XD
People are losing their minds.
@@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea Unrelated, but my water was off this morning. My only thought was that I had forgotten to pay the bill. XD
@@Psychol-Snooper Not all contaminated water can be boiled to remove the contaminates.
The Oj orange juice joke got me most 🤣
That OJ joke tho
Bro that one was my favorite. I love all of Mark normand’s jokes.
After 45 "S"s EVERYWHERESS!!!
Bobby Kelly goin "no, what did you call it"
had me weak
Where you puting 42 gallons of water in a New York apartment???
When I see robert bob kelly, I think of patrice from the old O&A radio days, glad youtube still has them.
I really enjoyed This 😊 thank you
Thank you guys so much for posting these i love them and watch them every time u post a new one!
Yo somebody tell this fool about Britta. All the f'ing water you want- free right from the tap
Random tip: if anyone is worried about not having enough water. Will your bathtub with water. And boil it to keep it clean
Then how do we take a shower?
The youth is laughing their asses off especially the educated one's.
*ones
@@jasmins7813That comment makes you one of the educated ones
*are
@@goodguy...badrep. no
Jondoe Harris umm, no
Where s that magic night we all y’all performing such great material? Wish but no kiss from Paris !
Why do we need to buy water? Under what circumstances would the energy grid/plumbing infrastructure be affected by this illness???
not all tap is tap you want to be drinking. I remember drinking tap water that made me ill.
Please give Josh Johnson a Netflix special!!
Captain holt and dr. Kevin has enter the chat with sensual handshakes
damn it's good to have a well
Haaa Michael at the end that was funny AF
You know it ain't serious when comedians are joking about it a week in
Yes
3 gallon's a day 3×14, do the math I'm like mind blown. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It really irritated me how hard it was for them to figure out 14 x 3 was 42.
Morgan Richardson That is like trying to translate music into Frequencies for equal-tempered scales... or minors into majors for direct transition into harmonic notes which each scale is made of. I did nursing for 8 years. It’s a memory laps like saying “like or uhhh”. The way the brain processes info and the ability to switch topics on the fly and still have your facts straight in a conversation; I.E. mental prowess. Or there men, I no math well either.
"It's the people that are in the winter of their lives.."
"I'm 44..."
Also loved the whole math bit XD
Yes
“Why would you flush it?”
BRUH SO YOU HAVE CLEAN WATER IN YOUR TOILET AND YOU DRINKIN PEE?
Josh is too funny
Clicked immediately for Josh Johnson and Sam Morril in the beginning
Josh Killed it loll
♥️ that fro.
Josh Johnson is Donald Glover
Peyton Rowe Josh Glover... Donald Johnson. Yea I was thinking the same thing. But I don’t wanna hear him sing.
More please
Like me doing math 😂
I love Rachel Fienstien.
I’m going on a cruise this week. 😂
Lara O'neal not anymore
Bye 🤣
Lara O'neal Why would you do that?🤦🏾♀️
Alie C. ITS A JOKE.
Dillon Henry It’s a joke. Why does nobody here get it?
I cant wait til Josh guest stars in Big Mouth
New Josh!!!!!
It is imperative that you save your urine 😂
People doing too much
I got 42 way too fast compared to this lol
Michael Che 🤣🤣🤣
IN PUBLIC? :0
Edit: "the older black man gets the more S's they add on words" 😂
Take advantage of these cheap flights and do some travelling.... just not to Europe or China
THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS WE SHOULD STOP KISSING!!🤢🤢🤢🤢
I'm commenting publicly as a teacher! Viva la corona!
Im dyinggggggg
Whos shutting the water off and why? Lol
Scott Prian In Houston like 2-3 weeks ago a waterline busted. ONE busted waterline flooded a major highway for 2 days & shut down fresh water access to a pretty giant chunk of the city- including The Medical Center! They brought port-a-potties to the hospital I go to school at (for workers & visitors- not patients!) and the grocery store I work at. Honestly, I wasn’t really affected outside of being banned from the hospital & getting an extra week to study for an exam, but I couldn’t help thinking about how easy it was to shut Houston down. 👀 If I was a malevolent US adversary I definitely would have saved the event in my idea book.
City people 😂😂wowwww
Now I’d just rather have the coke 😂 suppress my appetite. Save food 😂
How much is 3 x 14?? It will forever be a mystery.
Get more mark normand up there
6:23 really made me laugh
Haha this is before the lockdown
I did it! 14x3 I got that shish. Mental math
Paused at 4:16
The reason it's called Corona is because all of the Corona viruses have those barbs that resembles the corona of the sun 🌞.
😏✌
Corona is Latin for crown, so it's really because the virus appears to be wearing a crown-
@@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 Yes, like around the sun is how they're explaining it. Same difference.
Drink from the tap
Roy Wood Vs JJ Josh Johnson stfu
It's started... Keep calm and keep laughing
1:20 so according to this guy it's either buying 42 gallons of water or drinking your own urin ? What the f is going on in New York, do these people not have faucets in their homes!?
I am still going out. That is just how I am.
saliva martinis
Ewwww Roy
Datt Afro !
14 x 3 = (3 x 10) + (3 x 4) = 30 + 12 = 42.
melvina628 Thanks! Couldn’t of solved it without this!
get your millennial new math outta here and go practice your times table
@@TommyShlong Too much for you?
melvina628 Noooo... Did you just learn it and wanted to show everyone?
@@FlyingDodo55 LOL! There are children on TH-cam who are still learning math. They need the correct math information. They may not know that this video is joking. Sorry if I insulted the intelligence of those who are already in the know.
Do people actually think the tap water will shut off?
PETITION TO STOP SHAKING HANDS
SIGN BELOW ⬇️
How he have the afro already
I think it's old footage.
Zack Mckenzie the USA only stared taking this semi seriously last week. I highly doubt it’d be that big of a topic months ago.
@@Andioop69420Not true. Coronavirus came to public notice in December. Besides Josh Jackson hasn't had hair for the last two months. He didn't suddenly grow hair that fast.
@John Taylor wut
...oooooorrr you can just buy a brita, that's also an option
Wait what?!!! Lol
Yes that's it... Just huddle all together, good... thin the herd.
1:54 haha... Urine
You don’t need the water. You are promoting hoarding.
You gondrink yo pee early
I forgot American's can't drink from the tap 😦
Drinking urine at all actually dehydrates you more.
do y'all not have tap water in the USA? i feel like everyone in that country buys bottled water instead of taking a glass from the tap
Have you heard of Flint Michigan
People take everything for joke. The world's reaction to this is unbelievable.
Alwayne Gordon because people are really doing the most and we can’t help but laugh
Comedy is the best relief for panic
America First THANK YOU!!! being outside is still safe, just make sure to wash your hands and stay insiste if sick and avoid the sick if possible.
America First while everyone who swears they “know the facts as updates” on the Coronavirus go and freak out and play themselves with false news. We can keep living our best lives
@@twb8612 That is how it works, yep!
That afro got to be fake