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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2024
  • Micah, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to discuss “joison,” doing a live show at MSG, and As Seen on TV products!
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  • @darylzazycki59
    @darylzazycki59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Micah is like a nice jock doing a school project with a bunch of nerds.

  • @Skiloose
    @Skiloose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    This show serves as a devastating reminder that another week is gone and my life is that much closer to it’s inevitable conclusion. Haha.

    • @Skiloose
      @Skiloose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Happy Friday? Nah. Crappy Friday. Just got outta therapy for this.

    • @sammystank7174
      @sammystank7174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha.

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That really hit home. I'm sad I think.

  • @chabaryanhotmailcom
    @chabaryanhotmailcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Geoff is like Nardwuar but instead of gifts he’ll surprise guests with discomfort and addresses

    • @karmaheaven7
      @karmaheaven7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re Marika Brownlee! We have to know!

  • @PJammaz
    @PJammaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    geoff creates the best rice-based song of the decade in this episode

    • @luketgodden
      @luketgodden ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "All of the Rice" (released April 2023) is now in this conversation

  • @milkyoung8095
    @milkyoung8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Marty’s experience as a child of divorce has de-aged him to the point that he’s a cool and young of himself.

  • @hellomarjory
    @hellomarjory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This "show" is the 6th stage of grief.

  • @brianhead2709
    @brianhead2709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Geoffrey at a wake: this is the rhythm of the riiiice

  • @rendog444
    @rendog444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice to see Jake back on the show in the top left corner there.
    Hurwitz style

  • @TheSnugglekins
    @TheSnugglekins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Geoff is kind of like a sleep paralysis demon in a bad way.

  • @srinialt4518
    @srinialt4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Watching this podcast is like being stalked by a beast under the cover of darkness and rumbling thunder. The beast refuses to identify itself and I lay perpetually experiencing an unimaginable degree of terror anticipating its attack. Stay away from me, leopard.

  • @MrNylenRules
    @MrNylenRules ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It doesn’t have to rhyme, I’m just really good at business” is one of the funniest one liners I’ve ever heard

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When he said "I don't wanna be without rice" I felt that

  • @noodlecatman691
    @noodlecatman691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Geoff should do a DnD podcast. He has the exact wrong kind of energy to run a game and it would be horrifying

    • @drsupermonk7831
      @drsupermonk7831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What a train wreck that would be lmao

    • @Ocean_Man
      @Ocean_Man ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think with a group of good improv comedians as players this could fucking slap

  • @ravenkliff
    @ravenkliff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    honestly Micah is like Jake if he COULD tell a high.

  • @crystalxoxos2
    @crystalxoxos2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Marika covering her mouth when Geoff started his musical number was hilarious LOL

  • @srinialt4518
    @srinialt4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Watching Geoff propel his shoulders up into the air in a horrifying attempt to dance did bad things to me; Geoff's happiness is an attack on my character.

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What the fuck has my life come to that I genuinely LOVED "The Rhythm of the Rice"? Why was this not a crossover episode with Punch Up The Jam? When and by whom will Geoff finally be stopped?

  • @bballkid2345
    @bballkid2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Queen Latifah is on the phone with her agent, SCREAMING at how Geoff could besmirch The Last Holiday's good name with... Whoopi.

  • @kaylanic1646
    @kaylanic1646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is an S-Tier guest combo

  • @belvetica
    @belvetica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE SHOUTOUT
    THIS IS SO PARASOCIAL I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY NOW

  • @JRAD897
    @JRAD897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Damn Micah looks a lot like Jake here

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Hurwitz doubled their bye bye!

    • @KennyCiseroJunior
      @KennyCiseroJunior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Straight to the final four with ya

    • @Fellturtle
      @Fellturtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Markos Hernandez yeah i though geoff was joking when he said micah

  • @brendannn
    @brendannn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Glad to see Micah back on the podcast! I doubt Micah himself was glad to be back though

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why is rice such a funny word and thing 😂

  • @brobincrux5714
    @brobincrux5714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rhythm of the rice better be available on Spotify next week

    • @hellomarjory
      @hellomarjory 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      already Grammy nominated

    • @dedicatedsleuth
      @dedicatedsleuth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellomarjory and Grammy dominated! That's right, Geoff was whipped with a cat o'nine tails by none other than a grandma with too much time on her hands

  • @smashino
    @smashino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the best episode of this "podcast" I've ever seen. Geoff wasn't (as) sour, jokes were good. Nice really.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Another show, another reason to live another week. ... Just so I can see how badly Geoff does.

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rhythm of my rice was electric

  • @ClonedControls
    @ClonedControls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Bronx fire joke SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

  • @staher1990
    @staher1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I looove the part where Geoff sings @24:05 and also the exasperated "noooo" from Johnny @35:00 😆😅🤣😂

  • @122gogreen
    @122gogreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the record I agree 1000% with Marika’s Licorice Pizza take and it’s genuinely refreshing to hear someone with a good opinion about this movie. The last scene absolutely soiled it!!

  • @kkithefirst8444
    @kkithefirst8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:07 What the hell was that? "Rhythm of the rice" deserves the anti-Grammy.

  • @joshuakennedy6594
    @joshuakennedy6594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rhythm of the rice may be the funniest thing ever, thankyou! 😅

  • @morganvaughan2359
    @morganvaughan2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I come back to watch Rhythm of the Rice every damn day. Help me

  • @plumbum1506
    @plumbum1506 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    after years of research i think this is the best episode and its all been downhill then back up hill then flattened out for a bit until ultimately, due to geoff, blasting back down into the earth and deep underground

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Marika is hilarious in this one, she made me laugh the hardest this ep

  • @austinjacobs6104
    @austinjacobs6104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit.
    Micah looks like you put the top half of Jake's face on the bottom half of Amirs.

  • @rslabute4099
    @rslabute4099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I married tons of rice”

  • @richaw1652
    @richaw1652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s my birthday. I’m about to watch this. Hoping for a Christmas-esque miracle where on the day of my birth an actually good episode is birthed by a comedy virgin, of sorts.

  • @Ascalafo
    @Ascalafo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this was FANTANSTIC 😍

  • @tvlover17
    @tvlover17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marika was super funny this ep.

  • @soderotys1234
    @soderotys1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where’s Geoff’s Grammy?

  • @bolognamozart
    @bolognamozart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:05 rhythm of the rice

  • @phunkybarbie
    @phunkybarbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Micah IS Jake, and vice verse.

  • @rhyskane9743
    @rhyskane9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TASTES better than ICE KILLED ME

  • @joshpratt8678
    @joshpratt8678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do myself such a disservice by watching this.

  • @Nu_Type444
    @Nu_Type444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Bronx joke is absolutely to soon🔥

  • @TheGlazedBook
    @TheGlazedBook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Micah looks like me friends brother Lachlan

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This really was the rhythm of the rice.

  • @sunnyvaghela9593
    @sunnyvaghela9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the rhythm of my strife

  • @danielclough4191
    @danielclough4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Editor forgot to cut Geoff's 10min Rhythm of the Night cover

  • @handfloboxingreview1673
    @handfloboxingreview1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes another episode of this this disaster.

  • @mattsmith3049
    @mattsmith3049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legit thought it was Jake from the thumbnail.

  • @quinnsbtube
    @quinnsbtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This show stands resolute as a sacred pillar of my sin and shame. Why O lord hath though forsaken me, when will you restore me to say, the chine of it all.

    • @hellomarjory
      @hellomarjory 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this was a chore to read, but you're correct

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These podcasts make me so happy. Not because it's good, far from it, but because I know that no matter how much of a fuck up I am, Geoffrey *LAMES* is out here just...awful. Awful little man.

  • @adamkunkel9450
    @adamkunkel9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rhythm of the Rice has been stuck in my head for months now

  • @edwardwilliamson1
    @edwardwilliamson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wtf happened to BOND OF THE WEEK??

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    38:00 GEOFF!

  • @jtothemay9
    @jtothemay9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:03 give the man a grammy, or at least a cease and desist of him

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost my shit at the karaoke segment

  • @CaseySouthern
    @CaseySouthern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good to see Geoff has not gotten any wiser, nor any wider since his "friends" crushed his self esteem

  • @moonliterature
    @moonliterature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve listened to the rhythm of the rice like 10 times the original song is lost

  • @curtiscrover5544
    @curtiscrover5544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How about the mauve glauve. It's like a glove, but it's just south of purple.

  • @scottmiller3444
    @scottmiller3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    first time i loved the segment. more parody songs!

  • @shanerobles7499
    @shanerobles7499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like this podcast

  • @dennischacko499
    @dennischacko499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please clip the rhythm of the rice and post it. Also roasted rice powder has a pretty sandy texture. Nice job Geoff!

  • @jcdrummerz96
    @jcdrummerz96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Bond of the week? Glad you asked! Let's go with...........your dad. How bout da??

  • @lowtdog
    @lowtdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every friday this pops up I'm like "oh god I have to suffer through it again"

  • @Ceibo_Tr33
    @Ceibo_Tr33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @24:06 rhythm of the rice

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    48:36 Johnny when the hell do you pass by Pennsauken, NJ. not to DOXX my ass, but I live there.

  • @rileyharrigan4657
    @rileyharrigan4657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pssshhh he thought Whoopi Goldberg was in the last holiday what a LARK

  • @michaelretzlaff4083
    @michaelretzlaff4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    24:02 You're welcome.

  • @trevorfraley1744
    @trevorfraley1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I DEF thought that was Jake until he said Micah

  • @ViggoMor10sen
    @ViggoMor10sen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please put the rice song on Spotify.

  • @MrBallofa
    @MrBallofa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Zillow is a good idea

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are the video screens the size of a thumbnail during the punch up game

  • @pablogrosana
    @pablogrosana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think I speak for everyone when I say... aap kab wapis aa rahe ho

  • @featherbird666
    @featherbird666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A whole song about rice and still Marika's dad isn't on the soundboard

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes their pauses are so pregnant that my water broke.

  • @JRAD897
    @JRAD897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geoff is naughty

  • @dumbassJPG3
    @dumbassJPG3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No way Geoff got away with monetizing this

  • @dabronxkid360
    @dabronxkid360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Testing it in the Bronx huh?

  • @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes
    @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More than one half second for a spoiler warning would be sweet

    • @hellomarjory
      @hellomarjory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      next time you know you need to be faster, stronger, wiser in a way

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Thomas fan, you're not missing out

    • @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes
      @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellomarjory in a hat

  • @jodyvett23
    @jodyvett23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    D sellout joke was smooth Geoffrey

  • @mettamodel
    @mettamodel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if Marika went to see Morbius yet lol

  • @StupidBeyondBelief
    @StupidBeyondBelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This show is just so... sour of me

  • @malik9564
    @malik9564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shout out to Marika

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geoff Last Holiday is with Queen Latifa you absolute clown

  • @mosca7562
    @mosca7562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i guess they didn't feel the rhythm of the rice

  • @kaoxes
    @kaoxes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No insular memes or jests, the apropos of nothing, "rhythm of the rice" bit made spit my Arnie Palmy all over my desk, hi-key alert.

  • @julieburnsTY
    @julieburnsTY ปีที่แล้ว

    why does this episode have timestamps lmao

  • @TheCappucine
    @TheCappucine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MICA SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JAKE.

  • @sosoyo180
    @sosoyo180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:05 for later

  • @markmcmillan4233
    @markmcmillan4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:02

  • @cragland94
    @cragland94 ปีที่แล้ว

    RICE

  • @atticus6572
    @atticus6572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Madara versus the Headgum Podcast.

  • @michelphilippe193
    @michelphilippe193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I laughed the whole episode.

  • @jodyvett23
    @jodyvett23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geoffrey I will be your friend or four...

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    fuck that rice song is good

  • @Larry-Art179
    @Larry-Art179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yuk

  • @cameronkoon7485
    @cameronkoon7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😀