I made very good money today doing manual labor working for myself Phillip…. Not in a fantasy world video game begging for tomorrow’s groceries and hogan pulls. You’re a true piece of work you piece of S
Not even. He is proud of being handheld by his audiences, because they are the ones decoding, and building the build for him. He is not even on the level of vaingloriousness, because the achievement, as puny as it is, it's not even his.
He is soo annoyed and jealous of Kai cenat, because the man got love and support and he has dented people in his chat just staring a miserable old man.
Phil Burnell "The Phil of 16 years ago would have never done that, the Phil of 16 years ago would have raged said this is stupid and that this game is stupid" Phil Burnell insults and rages against From Software when it took multiple hours to beat a boss. Oh yeah, Philbert has truly evolved...
Well, it is his job. We do it as a hobby, but for him these are career milestones... which isn't saying much, but his self-esteem needs something to glue it together, so this will do.
I want to point out, he 2times said rhe puzzle was stoopid and dont make sense until the end, where the chat didnt give him hints and he solved it. Also what is sad, that major clue was in the books, WHICH he read out LOUD…. Than he bragged how his memory is getting better, and immediately didnt remember anything… and then this speech… Mark my words, a detractor has been born today
Don't. I also sometimes almost feel bad for him, but then he does/says some arrogant douchey stuff and I lose all pity. He's the kind of person who'd get you to feel bad for him and then mock you for something and act like he's superior. He's a sore loser and an ungracious winner. Just look at his Street Fighter 6 gameplay: if he ragequits, he has 50 excuses ready to go why he did it, if someone else does that he's like "hahahaha loser".
His delusions are getting worse, remember when he said he's the most prolific youtuber on the platform??....he genuinely believes he's as good as he says and "muh trolls" are keeping him down
I've been saying this for months. His delusions are slowly but steadily getting worse and worse. He's the most prolific gamer, now he's improved so much and everyone is so proud of him. And Mansoor is a legit fan who just wants to be near him and be loved by him. I think he's getting to the point where he can't tell real from delusion anymore. And that's where it gets really dangerous for people.
This guys narcissism will never cease to amaze me. Sure Phil we all know you’re great at everything, you totally don’t suck and cheese your way through every game you play and you’re chat doesn’t handhold you through everything. Stroke mouth
Mid life crisis... He's finally realised he's done nothing in his life so he is hyping up his game play on SF6/Rlden Ring (of course his build was op) and acting like it's a genuine achievement. This guy needs to touch grass and then some
2008 Phil = Not even close to a streamer 2015 Phil = Just figured out that you can screen capture and not have a video camera 2024 Phil = Someone "Stole " his wife's tire and has to beg for a new one. Yeah this absolutely a success story.
2000-2010 Phil - Graduates with a degree that he has no use for, has to rely on daddy to get him a job, STILL loses the job all the while blaming the company for not spoonfeeding him opportunities. 2005 Phil - Tries to make a claim to fame by ranking in a tournament that most people boycotted because it was run on a wonky version of the game, STILL doesn't manage to finish in top 3. 2014 Phil - His "career" as a video gamer failing, opts instead to milk a young woman for views, gaslights her and moves her halfway across the country so she can be his cook and maid. Simultaneously fucks himself over financially because he is too lazy and too financially incompetent to figure out how to manage a condo unit through an agency, and also too financially inept to file his taxes. 2016 Phil - Establishes himself as the man who masturbates on the internet then blames it on depression, and gets mad when he learns other people worked towards recovery instead of sitting on their ass begging for tips. 2017 Phil - Continues to gaslight and mentally abuse his "fiancee", all the while preparing for the next one to come around since he wants to kick this one to the curb. Oh wait sorry, for the paramedics to leave her on the curb because all she was worth to him was a sob story about a hospital visit, hoping for some sympathy tips. Oh, then immediately decides to ship in the new model right afterwards, even parading her on stream like she was a new trophy. 2019 Phil - Gaslights his fans into "SAVE THE HOUSE!" and pay for his trip home to see his "DYING PARENTS". When in reality he just wanted a fan to give him free plane tickets so that he could go home and gaslight his mother into paying for his wedding and pay off his taxes. Taxes which he took years to have to square up, and he apparently STILL hasn't squared up. 2020 Phil - Has to file for bankruptcy because he is so financially inept, he wasted over a million dollars of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY to go gambling, including money from his family, the same "dying parents" that he gaslit before. 2021 Phil - Kicked off Twitch because Twitch finally realized how his business violated their TOS, immediately devolves into a screaming child over it. Only change that happens is that he begs twice as much and has to introduce even more stupid gimmicks in order to milk the same viewers for more money. 2024 Phil - Now living in a house that is constantly falling apart because even after 10 years he still does not know how to do any basic upkeep of his house, can only clean it once a year when he directs his maid to do it, and is STILL squandering all the money he gets instead of putting it towards that "home equity" he kept talking about years ago. Remember when refinancing was supposed to save the business? WHOOPS! Over 20 years of this "success". Truly DSP is the Rocky of our times. The Robust Meaningful Ahnest Sincere Adult Human Beggar.
He's also ranted how they made the game so easy for anyone to get master rank and it's not special. Now all of a sudden he's in his prime because he's "Master" rank in that game. Lmfao...
He’s so impressed with beating a boss - a pointless and irrelevant achievement. Meanwhile he has no savings, no career, no family, no dreams and nothing worth respecting at 42 years old.
In the end he’s still making 100 grand a year so I don’t think he cares. If his income stream was completely cut off I think that would be the only way you could get him to do some self reflection and maybe put effort in to change. At least be a friendly Person and be positive if you aren’t going to do anything else with your life.
@@DoritosBurger Your assumption that DSP would self-reflect and try to put effort into changing if his income was cut off is deeply misguided. Have you forgotten about the bankruptcy? That was a real event capable of cutting off the revenue stream. It was the loudest and clearest sign for him to abandon streaming and change for the better and yet he went right back to begging. Not even his own mother giving him advice to change was enough. Cut off his revenue stream and he will find another way to beg. He's not going to magically realize how shitty everything is and try to fix it. That's _not_ him.
I’ve always thought that, I’ve never seen someone wave their hands around so much when they’re talking. It’s strange. Could you imagine talking to him in person, you’d have to stand back 3 feet
“ I used to be the hero and people would cheer for me” was that before or after you were ran out of the FGC for constantly picking fights, harassing and trolling the other members?
Might have been before he decided to gaslight a girl almost 10 years younger than him into becoming his live in maid. Or might have been before he decided to scam his friends out of the money he owed them for a group production because he wanted to buy a BMW. Or might have been before he decided to try and humiliate his parents in public because they wouldn't buy him a Wolverine toy. Or might have been before he got a business degree that he had no use for, because he needed daddy to get him a job, which he squandered anyways. Or might have been before he decided to blame his aunt for gout, then blame the same aunt who had died for ruining his condo so he "couldn't sell it". Or might have been before he decided to frame himself as the internet tough guy screaming at game developers like Kojima. Nah who are we fooling, in DSP's world he has always been the hero and that has never changed. He only said this because he wants to gaslight people into thinking that he has some sort of "tragic backstory" none of which was his fault and he did nothing wrong. End goal: 150$ in tips per stream please
If anyone points that out he is immediately going to tell them that they are stupid or retarded, or that they need to seek help for their mental illness, and that video games are a major accomplishment and he has created the most meaningful honest truthful kahntent appreciated by the entire world because they all send "emails" to him telling him how much he improved their lives when no one else did. State presidents, leading scientists, entire teams of engineers, public servants, soldiers, doctors, nurses, teachers, none of those have any importance. A guy who has to chase triple A titles because that's the only way he can beg for money? Now that's the exemplar of humanity. Phil Burnell, the apex human because he had to play so many video games to beg for money so he could play more video games and gamble the money away. Imagine that. Thousands of years of evolution and progress, and Phil Burnell is supposed to be the "talk of the town", he's supposed to be the "hero" that humanity roots for. Amazingly delusional.
This guy loves to talk about how special his wins are over others because he's "legit". He makes up whatever criteria in his head to convince himself he played the games better than others.
"I watched a video on one of my piss/shit breaks and had to remember on the fly what to do, I totally fucked up and asked the chat for help" - Phillip Burnell, 42yo, scams people off their dissability checks.
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to act all tough when hiding in their safe space, but they immediately run to a bathroom to hide and cry like a little girl when someone like Jaha comes looking to kick their ass during an EVO tournament?
Or talk shit during a casual lobbing, telling his opponent is playing a pattern and then lie his ass off saying that he didn't call him a pattern player when confronted about it?
It's honestly kind of sad. If Phil wasn't such a jerk to his audience, I'd feel sympathy for him in this moment. He's stuck in the past. It happens to pretty much everyone when they reach middle-age and beyond. We're witnessing it happen to him in real time, and if it was anybody else, it'd be a sympathetic thing to watch.
"...or you live long enough to become the villain" phil's take on this expression is that we should feel sorry for the put-upon villain who did nothing wrong
The guy has two weirdos giving him money that dont want their names mentioned and head canon becomes throngs of adoring fans in the wings who dare not mention him 🙄😂
is he actually impressed it took him 3(5.5hrs) streams to beat rhadan? wow... so amazing. his totally not broken bleed build. wow master rank in a fighting game you do nothing but complain about flowcharts and pattern players. Of course people like kai cenat have people rooting for him, he's a likable guy who can admit when he sucks. Philip on the other hand... And the idea that Phil is happy is Hilarios to me. all he does is complain and reminisce about how popular he used to be.
Textbook boomer behaviour. He’s become nothing but an old man yelling at clouds, complaining about how good the past was yet he said every game was shit even back then lol.
Come on man..what do you want? He didn’t summon. He didn’t use a great shield. What did you use to beat Radahn? Were you level 1? Was your weapon upgraded? There are infinite things to insult Phil about, but this is such a reach
@@theandy2000 get off his meat bro holy shit lmao Phil was talking down on "fake gaymers" for summons. He thinks he's superior so yes any criticism is deserved
@@theandy2000 You're talking like he didnt used the most busted weapon for bleeding lmao shit is the only weapon that matched that stupid rapier that would just evaporate radahn. And btw he didnt used the shield shenanigans cuz he actually needed to time his counters and if he went for spear guarding his chat would bully him even harder.
I don't see any problem in using broken builds or summoning. That's what I did. As DSP said: "If it it's the game, it's in the game". What I find weird is him then turning around to judge others for also using things that are in the game. To be honest, the best thing for me isn't learning moves, but finding the mix or items that maximizes attack/defence. One hit is the ideal. I was never close to that, but I respect those who did get to that level, who know the game mechanics so well they can kill Radahn in 1 hit (I've seen someone do that). I mean, what do people expect for me to pat the boss on the head, to make sure I don't hurt him too much? No, I'm going to throw everything at him, every spell, incantation, food, weapon, etc.
phil you aren’t “competing at street fighter at a high competitive level.” You are scraping by barely above the default entry level MR, with the highest tier character
I never understood when he says playing "competitive street fighter" when he's just playing random matches online. If he was doing organized online or irl tournaments that would at least make sense, but ofc dsp is delusional.
Its funny how it becomes a high competitive level the moment he happens to win more mr points than he looses, while still being at the bottom playing scrubs no less.
Keep in mind that he went multiple times on stream saying that Modern Street Fighter is not only for the lame brained idiots, but also very very easy that anyone can play, that it isn't complex, that it involves no thought whatsoever, that it is literally easy mode because everyone just plays patterns. Now he wants to retcon all of that.
he has more time to play games than any other human being and he acts like cheesing a boss and knowledge checking people with dhalsim for 8 games (before getting destroyed on his other 4 characters) deserves a nobel prize
Phils going to dislocate his shoulder patting himself on the back so hard 😂 Congrats on the big accomplishment of beating a 30 year old puzzle I guess?
1:46 Am I going crazy, did I hear that correct? No, you still do this near EVERY SINGLE DAY still. I'm convinced he's doing this on purpose, there's just no possible way he can say that while being serious.
There are people beating Radahn at RL1, or with a dance pad, or with less than 18 scadutree blessings, or without abusing a busted weapon... Defeating it at RL200 with almost maxed blessings and a busted weapon, after dying 185 times, is not going to impress anyone...even his viewers and old time supporters were shitting on him lmao
Using the one shot bleed proc attack build is technically a way to beat the boss but it's a cheap way out of the fight. He could have streamlined it by exploring the game and finally the impenetrable thorns spell but we didn't hit the tips goal for that.
So where's is so called silent majority? He's 200 people a night Watching. Most are trolls , restreamers and people waiting for just a bad take .On demand veiws , he get 500 veiw in a month time. If that.
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"Im better at being handheld by chat today than i used to be"
Inspiring!
yeah he actually believes he's a genius gamer
he's like a less talented, more dishonest billy mitchell
I mean he did beat Radahn legit but him gatekeeping like chat didn't tell him the build with one of the best weapons in the game is hilarious
@@numberonedad Mitchell is a cheater, and not a very talented cheater. To be less talented than that is truly tragic.
@@Blisterdude123 At least billy mitchell isn't too lazy to sue people.
@@ickyfist So true, he has the good decency to waste thousands and thousands of dollars on frivolous lawsuits failing to prove he isn't a cheater.
Too bad Phil never figured out the Credit Card Codex of Repayment or beat the toughest boss in the Court of Bankruptcy
Kids, getting married, buying a house are all things to be proud of, not cheesing a video game all day. What a sad, sad pathetic life.
DSP is married. That proves simply being married is absolutely nothing to be proud of 😂
@@louskunt2641 No, all he did was put his soul maid into a binding employment contract. There's a difference.
Not everyone, wants or is able to have children; that said, DSP''S a jerk
Also, not everyone wants to get married; it isn't necessary for success, or happinessm
@@louskunt2641not Today 👊✌️
“I used to be the hero everyone rooted for” this dudes actually regarded
Definitely rere
I spat my drink when I heard that. DSP is truly delusionmaxxing lmao
And don't forget pro wrestlers are his fans, just too shy to say it out loud.
'I used to be the Hero everyone rooted for' Uhhh no Phil. No one has EVER seen you as a Hero. Not one. Single. Person.
Wow, I impressed myself playing a videogame, I'm a super smart, functioning drunk. He definitely has to get out of the house more.
he doesn't want to be rich he just wants to support his gambling habit with a high daily income guyyys
He thinks he solved the equation to infinite power.
“I am Smart! S-M-R-T!!”
I made very good money today doing manual labor working for myself Phillip…. Not in a fantasy world video game begging for tomorrow’s groceries and hogan pulls. You’re a true piece of work you piece of S
Not even. He is proud of being handheld by his audiences, because they are the ones decoding, and building the build for him. He is not even on the level of vaingloriousness, because the achievement, as puny as it is, it's not even his.
Wow, this was actually the most delusional thing I’ve ever heard him say…
"I used to be known as a clown that's bad at games and doesn't appreciate his audience." ...Used to be?
Lmao. The irony being that he is actually way worse now than he was back then and he doesn't realize it at all.
Jesus christ
He's gonna be yapping about this for years
*DSP watches tutorial videos...
DSP : I am the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE...
💯
He figured out a puzzle in a vidya game someone get this guy a medal
He is soo annoyed and jealous of Kai cenat, because the man got love and support and he has dented people in his chat just staring a miserable old man.
And half of them are larping
Phil Burnell "The Phil of 16 years ago would have never done that, the Phil of 16 years ago would have raged said this is stupid and that this game is stupid"
Phil Burnell insults and rages against From Software when it took multiple hours to beat a boss. Oh yeah, Philbert has truly evolved...
Who the fuck spends 12 minutes self-congratulating himself about beating VIDEOGAMES ? Lmao
Only Phil and he's been patting his back for beating games for years
Specially at his age 😄😄😄😆😆😆
*self-congratulating. You don’t need “himself,” it’s redundant
Shut up justin nobody likes you@@JustinTrudeau1971
Well, it is his job. We do it as a hobby, but for him these are career milestones... which isn't saying much, but his self-esteem needs something to glue it together, so this will do.
It’s not that people hate him cuz he’s bad at games, they hate him because of how he manipulates and begs for money .
Receding hairline ✅
Fabby underarms ✅
Jowls ✅ Yeah Phil, you’re doing great
🤣🤣😂
Thanks for the laugh *snort! 🐽
Riven was first released in 1997. He's just solved a puzzle that's 27 years old.
I want to point out, he 2times said rhe puzzle was stoopid and dont make sense until the end, where the chat didnt give him hints and he solved it. Also what is sad, that major clue was in the books, WHICH he read out LOUD…. Than he bragged how his memory is getting better, and immediately didnt remember anything… and then this speech… Mark my words, a detractor has been born today
His chat helped him. But he will tell you he talked it out with them lol
Dude is gonna break his own arm patting himself on the back like this.
I don't even think he has bones with those flabby arms. LOL
That or slip another disc sucking himself off
He acts like he's the only person with haters.
"i don't think i could be more of a different person"
🤣🤣🤣
"i impressed myself"
no kidding dave
He literally said "I didnt listen to feedback back then" and he was dead serious.
Do a wellness check.
request police body cam
gets video footage of the snort fort
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
"At 42 years old, I'm getting better at playing video games and I'm proud of my myself for it, It's nuts." Dsp.
Yes Phillip, You are indeed.
He’s not getting better. Maybe he has days where he actually feels like trying but he’s still not good and he never will be.
OMG, he's so pathetic. For the first time ever, I truly feel sorry for him
Don't. I also sometimes almost feel bad for him, but then he does/says some arrogant douchey stuff and I lose all pity. He's the kind of person who'd get you to feel bad for him and then mock you for something and act like he's superior. He's a sore loser and an ungracious winner. Just look at his Street Fighter 6 gameplay: if he ragequits, he has 50 excuses ready to go why he did it, if someone else does that he's like "hahahaha loser".
@@octavianpopescu4776 Very true!
@@octavianpopescu4776 I agree but I can't help but pity him
Every time he lies he' messes with his hair. No wonder it's getting thinner 😂
Those bald patches in his goatee are not natural. Phil rubs and picks at it so much that he takes out hair. Mostly likely anxiety induced behavior.
@@dcstigerI think it is anxiousness from his life being more exposed
Ego on this man is astonishing.
His delusions are getting worse, remember when he said he's the most prolific youtuber on the platform??....he genuinely believes he's as good as he says and "muh trolls" are keeping him down
I've been saying this for months. His delusions are slowly but steadily getting worse and worse. He's the most prolific gamer, now he's improved so much and everyone is so proud of him. And Mansoor is a legit fan who just wants to be near him and be loved by him. I think he's getting to the point where he can't tell real from delusion anymore. And that's where it gets really dangerous for people.
This guys narcissism will never cease to amaze me. Sure Phil we all know you’re great at everything, you totally don’t suck and cheese your way through every game you play and you’re chat doesn’t handhold you through everything. Stroke mouth
I can't believe he's so proud of solving a children's puzzle
“How many of them did it legit, without summoning or using broken builds?”- the guy who used the most broken bleed weapon to kill rhadahn
Mid life crisis... He's finally realised he's done nothing in his life so he is hyping up his game play on SF6/Rlden Ring (of course his build was op) and acting like it's a genuine achievement. This guy needs to touch grass and then some
2008 Phil = Not even close to a streamer
2015 Phil = Just figured out that you can screen capture and not have a video camera
2024 Phil = Someone "Stole " his wife's tire and has to beg for a new one.
Yeah this absolutely a success story.
2000-2010 Phil - Graduates with a degree that he has no use for, has to rely on daddy to get him a job, STILL loses the job all the while blaming the company for not spoonfeeding him opportunities.
2005 Phil - Tries to make a claim to fame by ranking in a tournament that most people boycotted because it was run on a wonky version of the game, STILL doesn't manage to finish in top 3.
2014 Phil - His "career" as a video gamer failing, opts instead to milk a young woman for views, gaslights her and moves her halfway across the country so she can be his cook and maid. Simultaneously fucks himself over financially because he is too lazy and too financially incompetent to figure out how to manage a condo unit through an agency, and also too financially inept to file his taxes.
2016 Phil - Establishes himself as the man who masturbates on the internet then blames it on depression, and gets mad when he learns other people worked towards recovery instead of sitting on their ass begging for tips.
2017 Phil - Continues to gaslight and mentally abuse his "fiancee", all the while preparing for the next one to come around since he wants to kick this one to the curb. Oh wait sorry, for the paramedics to leave her on the curb because all she was worth to him was a sob story about a hospital visit, hoping for some sympathy tips. Oh, then immediately decides to ship in the new model right afterwards, even parading her on stream like she was a new trophy.
2019 Phil - Gaslights his fans into "SAVE THE HOUSE!" and pay for his trip home to see his "DYING PARENTS". When in reality he just wanted a fan to give him free plane tickets so that he could go home and gaslight his mother into paying for his wedding and pay off his taxes. Taxes which he took years to have to square up, and he apparently STILL hasn't squared up.
2020 Phil - Has to file for bankruptcy because he is so financially inept, he wasted over a million dollars of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY to go gambling, including money from his family, the same "dying parents" that he gaslit before.
2021 Phil - Kicked off Twitch because Twitch finally realized how his business violated their TOS, immediately devolves into a screaming child over it. Only change that happens is that he begs twice as much and has to introduce even more stupid gimmicks in order to milk the same viewers for more money.
2024 Phil - Now living in a house that is constantly falling apart because even after 10 years he still does not know how to do any basic upkeep of his house, can only clean it once a year when he directs his maid to do it, and is STILL squandering all the money he gets instead of putting it towards that "home equity" he kept talking about years ago. Remember when refinancing was supposed to save the business? WHOOPS!
Over 20 years of this "success". Truly DSP is the Rocky of our times. The Robust Meaningful Ahnest Sincere Adult Human Beggar.
He's a lunatic.
hahahahahaha
I love how he ignores the legend rank in sf6😂
He's also ranted how they made the game so easy for anyone to get master rank and it's not special. Now all of a sudden he's in his prime because he's "Master" rank in that game. Lmfao...
@funnycrash88 Dude is delusional. He solved a puzzle that's over a decade old and is at a rank alooot of sf6 players are at what a clown
He is exactly the same person.
I would argue he is worse. He is even less authentic than he used to be 😂
He's even worse than he used to be.
I can hear the thumbnail.
Im the one! MEEEE! REEEE! 😂😂😂
So because he did something in a video game all of sudden he’s special?
Yeah he’s special alright 🤡
Definitely rere
Special Ed
Did I just hear him say he's "not going to become one of those guys that's a toxic jerk"?!
He seems like a... nice guy. 😀
He must have had his prescription filled today.
42 years with a gin brain and has brain damage who gets hand held while trying solve puzzles
"That's me!" Energy right now lmfao
So so so much bullshit and lies upon lies...holy shit.
Phil missed out the one thing that makes him so great. He is incredibly MODEST.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He literally used one of the best cheese builds to beat Radahn yesterday.
Please tell me he changed builds during the fight as well.
@@TheZodiacRipper i don't think so
3 uses of "on the fly",all with a different meaning,in 35 seconds. Egregious behaviour.
He purposefully makes the fights boring with cheese and tanking by over leveling
He’s so impressed with beating a boss - a pointless and irrelevant achievement. Meanwhile he has no savings, no career, no family, no dreams and nothing worth respecting at 42 years old.
Hi ya Nervous!!! Big hugs. 😘
After 4,5 hours no less with other players saying it took them between 2-10 hours so once again his accomplishment is mid at best.
In the end he’s still making 100 grand a year so I don’t think he cares. If his income stream was completely cut off I think that would be the only way you could get him to do some self reflection and maybe put effort in to change. At least be a friendly Person and be positive if you aren’t going to do anything else with your life.
@@DoritosBurger Your assumption that DSP would self-reflect and try to put effort into changing if his income was cut off is deeply misguided. Have you forgotten about the bankruptcy? That was a real event capable of cutting off the revenue stream. It was the loudest and clearest sign for him to abandon streaming and change for the better and yet he went right back to begging. Not even his own mother giving him advice to change was enough. Cut off his revenue stream and he will find another way to beg. He's not going to magically realize how shitty everything is and try to fix it. That's _not_ him.
The guy's ego has no bounds.
Phill wants a bone or a pat on the head like any domesticated dog
This guy’s hand movements if you analyze them are physically regarded
I’ve always thought that, I’ve never seen someone wave their hands around so much when they’re talking. It’s strange. Could you imagine talking to him in person, you’d have to stand back 3 feet
That’s really funny because I always thought I was the only one who noticed that! That’s why I never talked about it 🤣
Damn, now I'm gonna be watching his hands lol.
Must be all that Italian blood making him act Italian when he talks.
And also look at the way he keeps moving his head around. If you watch dsp videos in 2x speed he looks like the lunatic he is.
He really thinks, he deserves medal for beating a entry level IQ puzzle
His work decrypting the enigma codes really doesn't get enough praise *snort*
@@joegardiner394 Neither does his work on the Maynhyattan Project.
He was so close to having some actual self-awareness, but then ended on a delusion that he has a "silent majority" of fans
So close...
i am surprised he isnt crippled from the weight of his ego.
Geezer thinks he’s a feckin’ wizard.
“ I used to be the hero and people would cheer for me” was that before or after you were ran out of the FGC for constantly picking fights, harassing and trolling the other members?
Might have been before he decided to gaslight a girl almost 10 years younger than him into becoming his live in maid.
Or might have been before he decided to scam his friends out of the money he owed them for a group production because he wanted to buy a BMW.
Or might have been before he decided to try and humiliate his parents in public because they wouldn't buy him a Wolverine toy.
Or might have been before he got a business degree that he had no use for, because he needed daddy to get him a job, which he squandered anyways.
Or might have been before he decided to blame his aunt for gout, then blame the same aunt who had died for ruining his condo so he "couldn't sell it".
Or might have been before he decided to frame himself as the internet tough guy screaming at game developers like Kojima.
Nah who are we fooling, in DSP's world he has always been the hero and that has never changed. He only said this because he wants to gaslight people into thinking that he has some sort of "tragic backstory" none of which was his fault and he did nothing wrong. End goal: 150$ in tips per stream please
This is all about 3 VIDEO GAMES. He didn't disarm a bomb and rhe rescue 3 kittens from a house fire all while carrying 2 orphans to the hospital.
If anyone points that out he is immediately going to tell them that they are stupid or retarded, or that they need to seek help for their mental illness, and that video games are a major accomplishment and he has created the most meaningful honest truthful kahntent appreciated by the entire world because they all send "emails" to him telling him how much he improved their lives when no one else did. State presidents, leading scientists, entire teams of engineers, public servants, soldiers, doctors, nurses, teachers, none of those have any importance. A guy who has to chase triple A titles because that's the only way he can beg for money? Now that's the exemplar of humanity.
Phil Burnell, the apex human because he had to play so many video games to beg for money so he could play more video games and gamble the money away. Imagine that. Thousands of years of evolution and progress, and Phil Burnell is supposed to be the "talk of the town", he's supposed to be the "hero" that humanity roots for. Amazingly delusional.
"I Impressed myself" 🤗.. NOW PAY ME 🤣🤣🤣. What a 🤡🤡
A 42-year-old man’s peak achievement in his life is beating a 27-year-old puzzle. Yet he can’t beat a Kirby game.
Lol! What Kirby game was it? 😅
@@magnumopus8124 Kirby and the Forgotten Land. He raged quit the final boss and got an article written about it on a Spanish-speaking gaming website.
@@magnumopus8124 Kirby Souls according to Phil.
beating the puzzle doesn't count as he actually didn't solve it himself.
@@eriknewton4656 Oh the chat walked him through it? I didn't watch but that figures.
This guy loves to talk about how special his wins are over others because he's "legit". He makes up whatever criteria in his head to convince himself he played the games better than others.
more like "at 42 years old I beg for money on the internet for a living"
“I totally figured it out, by myself, no help whatsoever” -guy who has chat feeding him answers
Emotionally he's breaking, and I'm here for it
DSP is a great gamer! Just ask him, he'll tell you!
"I watched a video on one of my piss/shit breaks and had to remember on the fly what to do, I totally fucked up and asked the chat for help" - Phillip Burnell, 42yo, scams people off their dissability checks.
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to act all tough when hiding in their safe space, but they immediately run to a bathroom to hide and cry like a little girl when someone like Jaha comes looking to kick their ass during an EVO tournament?
Or talk shit during a casual lobbing, telling his opponent is playing a pattern and then lie his ass off saying that he didn't call him a pattern player when confronted about it?
Doesn't wanna be toxic anymore and wants to be positive.... Calls everyone in his chat loser and idiots whenever they talk.
DSP was looking up guides for Riven not too long ago. He got bent out of shape because the guide didn’t give him the answer since the answers change
Never seen anyone just stroke their own ego for 10 minutes straight like this. He played fucking video games and he wants some sort of trophy.
geezus. he was up all night, pulling his hogan because he beat a game, wow
As soon as I hit "my brain is the best it's ever been" I stopped. This is going to be on my Tuesday stream
Got them noodle arms. Boy needs to leave that chair.
It's honestly kind of sad. If Phil wasn't such a jerk to his audience, I'd feel sympathy for him in this moment.
He's stuck in the past. It happens to pretty much everyone when they reach middle-age and beyond.
We're witnessing it happen to him in real time, and if it was anybody else, it'd be a sympathetic thing to watch.
"...or you live long enough to become the villain"
phil's take on this expression is that we should feel sorry for the put-upon villain who did nothing wrong
You can still be sympathetic even though it is entirely his fault it is sad
@@drakeweddner nah there is no sense in which phil deserves sympathy
I'm still jealous how he can be a jerk to his audience and they still throw money at him.
@@MarquisLeary34 oh I'm not jealous of that.
No, you’re right Phil, nobody cares
The guy has two weirdos giving him money that dont want their names mentioned and head canon becomes throngs of adoring fans in the wings who dare not mention him 🙄😂
is he actually impressed it took him 3(5.5hrs) streams to beat rhadan? wow... so amazing. his totally not broken bleed build. wow master rank in a fighting game you do nothing but complain about flowcharts and pattern players. Of course people like kai cenat have people rooting for him, he's a likable guy who can admit when he sucks. Philip on the other hand... And the idea that Phil is happy is Hilarios to me. all he does is complain and reminisce about how popular he used to be.
Textbook boomer behaviour. He’s become nothing but an old man yelling at clouds, complaining about how good the past was yet he said every game was shit even back then lol.
The power of one
The power of two
The power of mmmaaannnyyy...dentheads
Good job guys it took Phil and 30 dentheads to solve a puzzle.
he's lost his mind
Doody at 4:02 I ragequit this video. This is unbearable. I just got up and I cannot start my day with this level of insanity. 😂
No exaggeration, this is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Congrats Phil. You played a video game. Here's 1 million dollars
God DAMN this IS sad lol. Hol up this man thinks that because he does challenging things in video games he should be seen as a good guy????? Tf????
Did... did he just say he didn't use a broken build to beat Consort Radahn?
Come on man..what do you want? He didn’t summon. He didn’t use a great shield. What did you use to beat Radahn? Were you level 1? Was your weapon upgraded? There are infinite things to insult Phil about, but this is such a reach
Break the pignosys, paypig!
@@theandy2000 get off his meat bro holy shit lmao Phil was talking down on "fake gaymers" for summons. He thinks he's superior so yes any criticism is deserved
@@theandy2000 You're talking like he didnt used the most busted weapon for bleeding lmao shit is the only weapon that matched that stupid rapier that would just evaporate radahn. And btw he didnt used the shield shenanigans cuz he actually needed to time his counters and if he went for spear guarding his chat would bully him even harder.
I don't see any problem in using broken builds or summoning. That's what I did. As DSP said: "If it it's the game, it's in the game". What I find weird is him then turning around to judge others for also using things that are in the game. To be honest, the best thing for me isn't learning moves, but finding the mix or items that maximizes attack/defence. One hit is the ideal. I was never close to that, but I respect those who did get to that level, who know the game mechanics so well they can kill Radahn in 1 hit (I've seen someone do that). I mean, what do people expect for me to pat the boss on the head, to make sure I don't hurt him too much? No, I'm going to throw everything at him, every spell, incantation, food, weapon, etc.
It sounds like he's trying to convince himself more than anything else. He sounds like "uncle Rico" from "Napoleon Dynamite"
Meanwhile his gaming news segments are ALL ONLY negative news
phil you aren’t “competing at street fighter at a high competitive level.” You are scraping by barely above the default entry level MR, with the highest tier character
I never understood when he says playing "competitive street fighter" when he's just playing random matches online. If he was doing organized online or irl tournaments that would at least make sense, but ofc dsp is delusional.
Its funny how it becomes a high competitive level the moment he happens to win more mr points than he looses, while still being at the bottom playing scrubs no less.
Keep in mind that he went multiple times on stream saying that Modern Street Fighter is not only for the lame brained idiots, but also very very easy that anyone can play, that it isn't complex, that it involves no thought whatsoever, that it is literally easy mode because everyone just plays patterns. Now he wants to retcon all of that.
he has more time to play games than any other human being and he acts like cheesing a boss and knowledge checking people with dhalsim for 8 games (before getting destroyed on his other 4 characters) deserves a nobel prize
5:00 No the playthroughs weren’t in 2 days also DSP had stream chats help
Phils going to dislocate his shoulder patting himself on the back so hard 😂 Congrats on the big accomplishment of beating a 30 year old puzzle I guess?
1:46 Am I going crazy, did I hear that correct? No, you still do this near EVERY SINGLE DAY still. I'm convinced he's doing this on purpose, there's just no possible way he can say that while being serious.
phil: "I didnt want to listen to feedback to improve"
also phil: "WHY WAS EVERYONE SCREAMING AT ME TO CHANGE MY BUILD"
DSP is the greatest gamer and human being of all time
He should get a face tattoo
6:54 This dood is chewing water 😂😂
Because it is laced with Gin.
Savoring the gin
There are people beating Radahn at RL1, or with a dance pad, or with less than 18 scadutree blessings, or without abusing a busted weapon...
Defeating it at RL200 with almost maxed blessings and a busted weapon, after dying 185 times, is not going to impress anyone...even his viewers and old time supporters were shitting on him lmao
Using the one shot bleed proc attack build is technically a way to beat the boss but it's a cheap way out of the fight. He could have streamlined it by exploring the game and finally the impenetrable thorns spell but we didn't hit the tips goal for that.
So where's is so called silent majority? He's 200 people a night Watching. Most are trolls , restreamers and people waiting for just a bad take .On demand veiws , he get 500 veiw in a month time. If that.
“How many did it legit?” NOT YOU PHIL
dude is dressed like a nerd lol
you mean his big boy clothes?
must be exhausting to live in so many lies and delusions
Phils gaming poweress is unreal. Almost like he's being GUIDEd by some unknown power.
1:51 Big fella, you STILL do that!