Hobo Johnson - The Ending (Official Audio)
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*I could listen to his voice nonstop*
@BlackAndBlueBillyElish :3 nocap same
yes!
Its Bayee idk about that
Same it’s lowkey comforting
Same..
not the white girls being like "hi I'd like to enter the fair 🥺🥺" THIS SONG IS ABOUT U BEING THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED IN
LMAO FR 💀
RIGHTTTT, or they'll say they have brown hair, but theyre still white aaaa
FOR REAL LMAOJDJEBD LIKE SHUT UP😭💀
shits corny fr
Frl😑😭😭
1:12 to 1:25 actually gets me hurt. I would never fit in
gabriella lantigua same,I thought I was the only one...
Samaah Sajjad well, your not alone. We could stick together 💜
gabriella lantigua thx
Me to abd yay there is a spot for brown eyes and darkred/darkgoldenbrown hair and my dad is black and my is somail
gabriella lantigua same
I could hear that guy ramble for an entire day and I wouldn't be bored
Same
Respect for the people who don’t disrespect people for where they found this song
- Someone who came from tiktok
@@urfavcatlover69 ?
@@microwavethibodeaux6129 ?
@@urfavcatlover69 what
@@urfavcatlover69 shut up
He needs more attention from the world! He is the most serious singer ive ever heard ( sorry for my english im from Germany)
Ja. Er braucht mehr Aufmerksamkeit.
Le uwu no he just that kid in school who dated a girl for a week and did not get over her
blooedi ;)
your English is fine.
your english is perfect :)
I just discovered him 3 hours ago and I am completely obsessed and in love with him this style is beautiful I'm so-
I know right
Just WOW
IKR
I wish I could enter the fair. I’m
-darkskin
-ugly
- brown haired
- skinny
-lonely
- not smart enough
- trying my hardest
Thank you guys all for your nice comments! It’s almost two years after I posted this and I’m feeling a lot better about myself! It makes me so happy to read all these nice comments 🤧🤍
Perfectionists Kelsey you’re beautiful
Perfectionists Kelsey I bet you look beautiful don’t doubt yourself
you’re very pretty, don’t let other people bring you down❤️
ur gorgeous
darkskin is beautiful, you sound lovely, I hope your day has been good so far.
Hi. I’m Olivia. I would like to enter the fair
-I’m dark skin
-I have short black hair
-I have very dark eyes, basically black
-I’m too tall
Olivia Dobre i bet you’re very pretty❤️
Omg Zach ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
Hi Olivia
I'd like to join
- brown hair
- chubby
- dark dark brown eyes
- tan skin
- geeky
- really realllllyy ugly
- yellow teeth
Yep ik in ugly as heck😂
👸🏿❤️
I'm Olivia too
“im going to take over your heart as soon as I get the balls to try”
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird... guy... in all the movies, who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over...
[Verse 1]
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
Ima re-arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
Ima run around this city, wondering why
She dislikes this
Ima be a nice guy
Might fuck around, it make a difference
Ima hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
They're gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, "fuck it" to the verse
[Verse 2]
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassuuup?
Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
[Bridge]
Yeah, I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Compared to them, right?
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
[Verse 3]
Yo
My friends say that I have poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien vers. fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene
That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay-per-view
On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
That's great fan fiction for a great man missin'
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips
It's the taste of Predator's... wit
(Oh no...)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
[Outro]
Thank you-ouuuu, for listening to the record
I appreciate it, more than you could ever fucking understand
I, uhm
Worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to...
The music business, the music business
Is... quite the business
But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore
So I-- this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is...
Fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh...
My dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and...
You know, travel the world doing that, and...
Helping people, like
So many people helped me
And, uh
Thank you for letting me try to do that to you
Hn-hnnnnnnkay
All right
Bye
thanks for the likes
Wow that is a lot of work
isabella Rodriguez I was following along with the lyrics you gave me
Bro, You Got TIME...
some of these are wrong lol
myame lara lol oops
Some of you guys really arent understanding the point of this song they're not just talking about people with blue eyes and blonde hair that's just the stereotypical white person, if you're white you get to enter the fair let's just put it like that just cuz you have brown hair does not mean that you can't enter the fair 😭😭😭
it's not really only about either honestly tho, it's about beauty standards in general, and what society deems the 'perfect' person, but race does have a lot to do with it, yeah
@@lemonflavoredwhore yeah ik but I'm specifically talking about the line where he says "they only let in white people with blue eyes and blonde hair" some of these people in the chat are saying they can "enter the fair" because they have dark hair
@@lemonflavoredwhore ofc but all white people benefit from the beauty standard
@@lillith5176 no, they’re saying they “can’t enter the fair” because today’s beauty standard won’t let them
@@Emily-sc8ei hair color isn't the beauty standard tho...... Having brown hair is apart of it
this is my comfort song. i love how he can talk about serious things but still have a somewhat upbeat tone
what it feels like to be mixed.
you arent white but you cant be considered black. you walk with your white mom on the street and people think you’re adopted. you walk with your black dad and people consider you his birth daughter. you visit your grandma in the whitest part of the world. people look at you like an outsider. you look at your cousins with blonde hair and blue eyes. you look at the mirror and see your brown hair and brown eyes. you don’t belong to any part of your family. your moms family is too white and your dads family is too black. you sit on the floor and wish you were different. that your parents were the same colour because you aren’t considered EQUAL to one side and considered privileged to the other.
- 5 am, cecilia
Literally me! Except I have nothing to do with my father's family so I'm a mixed chick in a very white family
I feel this. im half white and half vietnamese
this is so late but yes i get u
...I'm light skinned and I'm not mixed I look nothing like my mom or dad I look like my grandma ane when i walk in the street with my mom or dad people are like what is it like to be adopted like sister stfu
This is exactly me! My dad is black, I'm black. And in primary school I would walk into class with my mum, some people thought I was adopted because my mum is white and she looks nothing like me. She has blonde hair, hazel eyes, white skin. And than me: Dark brown thick hair, eyes that look like dark wood, tan skin. I just felt that I was the only person in my family that didn't feel comfortable in their own body. I felt "Out of place." My friends had pretty blue eyes with long straight blonde hair. I didn't feel normal. 😔
*falls in love with frank*
I fkn love this. I cried to "peach scone" because his way of expressing his thought just hid me. Its amazing. Love you.
Freja Oppermann or maybe it's the thought of not BEING SO ALONEEE
Your music helps me get through school
Jacob Green same
Jacob Green AMEN
same
Jacob Green his music helps me get through life especially school
How's it going now?
listened to this on repeat a lot in 2019, now 2024 and i just randomly remembered this song. brings back lots of memories, wish this still had the same love it did back then. ❤ 0:14 fav part.
1:12 || I have *brown* curly hair. Really *dark brown* eyes. I'm mixed with *black* and white. And I always feel like people won't like me because of the way I *look...*
Edit: 💔
Camila_x x babes♥️😩 I have blue eyes and straight hair and I’m white asfff high key wish I looked like u
Hey. Its. Jaiden Girl I've always wanted to look like that 😢💕
Camila_x x 😭nooo bb you’re gorgeous just how u are
elin typ I just dont know how to be pretty 😢
Hey. Its. Jaiden Thanks but I just dont see it. 💔
First time I heard this was a year ago, it was called before kill the internet (2016 visuals) or something like that. You're truly amazing.
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Gatherer Thompson Yeaaah! That's the one aha.
1:10 💔
FeliCa ty
That my fav part
FeliCa "ℓιfє'ѕ α fαιя, ℓιfє ιѕ ℓιкє α fαιя, σиℓу ℓєт'ѕ ιи ωнιтє ρєσρℓє ωιтн вℓυє єуєѕ αи∂ вℓσи∂є нαιя, вιg тιтѕ αи∂ ѕмαℓℓ ωαιѕтѕ" - тнє єи∂ιиg - ʜᴏʙᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴsᴏɴ
FeliCa I
Musical.ly
METALHEAD ENJOYING RAP BECAUSE OF YOU
TARTARINGUS same xp
I relate
This is not rap, this is spoken word music. Even tho this one tune has a more hiphopish beat
sure, i 'm not into labels when it comes to music but i understand your pont about the beat, nice sngs nice album very quality lyrics flow... i love it, that guy is going to be productive
This isn’t rap
I want to enter the fair:
-Black Darkskin
-East African/Arab
-Grey eyes
-Dark Brown Curly hair
-Skinny
-Tall
you can come in with me
I’m exactly like you, let’s enter the fair together :)
Bish you sound beautiful and I’m sure you areee 💖
I'll sneak you in with me, I'm white w blue eyes
Can I join the fair
-chubby
-short black curly hair
-big nose
-tanish
-Mexican/Salvadoran
-brown eyes
-tall
- yellow teeth
-messed up teeth
this song has been with me for years man i honestly couldn’t get tired of it
Hell yeah Frank you are so loved! Keep dropping the powerful jams! Your lyrics make me feel and that is rare nowadays. Don't lose that to fame.
I really hope hobo is working on something new. If he dropped a new project I'm sure he would become huge
babies finally blowing up 💕💞💘❤️💙💗❣️💜💚💛💛💖🧡💝💚💟💘💘💕💘💓💓💗💙❤️🧡💛💘💗
I listen to his songs when im crying. So basically rn 😃
ME TOOO
1:11 - 1:25
Well umm I’m
-Hispanic
-Short
-Black Hair
-Dark Brown Eyes
-Skinny
On you sound really cuteee
Why are a lot of hispanics like this cause Sam e
Hi I'm Sophia um..yea
-curly/wavy light brown hair
-dark brown eyes
-skinny
-pink glasses
-dimples
-tall
-hispanic/Asian
Hispanic isn’t a race. You’re most likely American
Wavvy welp I didn’t know that
This beats mainstream music and mumble rappers 100% .... this is original and it’s great
Why Not both?
Its Not a competition
1:11 BLACK GIRLS UNITE!
can native americans join??
Sephardic/ashkenazi girls can join too? 👉👈
when you have blue eyes and blonde hair but you still love the song
m o l l i e b ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴇʏᴇs
I have black her and brown eyes
Lps Blue_loom SAME MY DUDEEEE
red hair and hazel eyes 💁🏼♀️
Same I feel your pain
Hits different on a Tuesday night
“The way I listen to music is like medicine” I feel that way. When ever I’m depressed or anxious I play a song to feel better.
It’s going to be at 1 million in less than a month
Nicholas Benson here before people wake up 👍
True
For sure!
I hope so he deserves so much
Nope
Been listening to this cat since he hit the scene. Love him. Keep going kiddo
Lyrics:
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird guy, in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
I'ma re-arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
I'ma run around this city, wondering why shit is like this
I'ma be a nice guy
Might fuck around and make a difference
I'ma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
They're gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, "Fuck it" to the verse
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassup?
Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
Yeah, I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Compared to them, right?
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Yo
My friends say that I have poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien vers. Fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene
That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay-per-view
On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
That's great fan fiction for a great man missin'
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips
It's the taste of Predator's wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
Thank you, for listening to the record
I appreciate it more than you could ever fucking understand
I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to the music business
The music business is quite the business
But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore
So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is, fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh, my dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and, you know, travel the world doing that, and, helping people
Like so many people helped me
And, uh, thank you for letting me try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye
You know people say the truth hurts sometimes. This song is a good example of why
Omg hey I really like u hobo Johnson my fav song from u is peach scone it’s great
Stay Weird same
The Ending Lyrics
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird guy, in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
I'ma re-arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
I'ma run around this city, wondering why shit is like this
I'ma be a nice guy
Might fuck around and make a difference
I'ma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
They're gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, "Fuck it" to the verse
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassup?
Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
Yeah, I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Compared to them, right?
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Yo
My friends say that I have poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien vers. Fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene
That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay-per-view
On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
That's great fan fiction for a great man missin'
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips
It's the taste of Predator's wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
Thank you, for listening to the record
I appreciate it more than you could ever fucking understand
I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to the music business
The music business is quite the business
But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore
So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is, fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh, my dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and, you know, travel the world doing that, and, helping people
Like so many people helped me
And, uh, thank you for letting me try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye
You actually took time out of your day for what
But i accept that
I am in love with how individual you are. Your music is so amazing
Hobo Johnson is like an outcast like all of us
i used to listen to this song all the time love itt
1:11 😍😍😍 i love this part idk why
I’m so happy ur blowing up I LOVE IT
You're a master, each of your pieces makes me feel AND think. Keep up the great work and thank you for all the songs.
This song is so good it hurts.
hey beautiful person scrolling through the comments.....always remember there is somewhere who wont give up on you......you are that special and hold a huge worth.........no one is like you.....embrace yourself and have a nice day
Haven't been able to stop listening to your music, been on repeat for months. The emotion and expression hooks me every time ❤
👌🔥YESSSS! Hobo Johnson, my new music addiction.
Got that Chance the Rapper, acid rap vibe
i havent heard this song since grade 9 5 years ago and it def hits different now that I'm older
I heard this song on TikTok a year ago and loved it and now peach scone is on TikTok and I recognized ur voice and realized this song I by u
Ur actually one of the best singers because ur original and good u need more subs and views people need to watch u
I love his songs as well
Have you ever heard Lund's Broken or Alec Benjamin's Water fountain? They are rly good too.
Stay Weird I question your definition of good singing.
JoeyIsKing I question u questioning my opinion. I think he is an awesome singer and he has got some talent and if u don’t agree with that then that’s fine but seriously u don’t need to tell me that u don’t like his singing
I'm just saying he's more of an artist than a singer. He mostly talks in his song which dosen't make him any less talented than a singer.
This song is so trueeeee
Goddamn I love his voice
Can you fall in love with a voice? If so, I’m simping over his 😍🌀
ugh i still listen to this song,i love it so much.
This song embodies all of my insecurities
Blue and blonde hair 😭❤️ Omg this song is amazing
this is one of my top favorite songs of all existence, he inspires me to keep going and be positive. thank you frank you're so talented love you
I'm in love with this
It is like medicine. Thank you for helping♡
Hobo coming at us with some bops
3:38 is so relatable and inspiring! I also feel the same way but didnt know how to put it into words but you did it for me♥️
You have helped me a lot. Thank you
God I wish I could tell him how happy his music makes me
i hope you know at 3 am you make me cry a little less
I cannot express how much I love this song
Its my comfort song
I thank you so much that you made this song
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
Finally I found a song that's actually accurate and I agree with! 🙃❤
[Intro]
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird... guy... in all the movies, who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over...
[Verse 1]
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
Ima re-arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
Ima run around this city, wondering why
She dislikes this
Ima be a nice guy
Might fuck around, it make a difference
Ima hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
They're gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, "fuck it" to the verse
[Verse 2]
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassuuup?
Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
[Bridge]
Yeah, I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Compared to them, right?
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
[Verse 3]
Yo
My friends say that I have poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien vers. fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene
That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay-per-view
On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
That's great fan fiction for a great man missin'
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips
It's the taste of Predator's... wit
(Oh no...)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
[Outro]
Thank you-ouuuu, for listening to the record
I appreciate it, more than you could ever fucking understand
I, uhm
Worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to...
The music business, the music business
Is... quite the business
But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore
So I-- this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is...
Fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh...
My dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and...
You know, travel the world doing that, and...
Helping people, like
So many people helped me
And, uh
Thank you for letting me try to do that to you
Hn-hnnnnnnkay
All right
Bye
Tiana parkens Thank you for doing that. It must've took a lot of time and you took that time to help other. I appreciate people like you❤️
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you helped me when I was sad, when I couldn't live bc of my mum, and you helped me threw lots. hope your dreams come true - elmo💕
Love this song it is relatable
I feel like the people in the comments that say they want to enter the fair dont get it. sure you should want to get in but you shouldn’t have to be everyone’s view of “perfect” to get in.
Mad love from Michigan💙
I love your music so much and you honestly do help my depression and make me feel better about how socially awkward I am I never knew how much music could make a difference thank you:)
my heart can only take so much hobo calm down
Hobo Johnson is musics only hope
CAN SOMEONE MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS INSTRUMENTAL CAUSE ITS SO HEAVENLY
NO LITERALLY
The Ending
Hobo Johnson
THE ENDING LYRICS
[Intro]
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird... guy... in all the movies, who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over...
[Verse 1]
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
Ima re-arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
Ima run around this city, wondering why
She dislikes this
Ima be a nice guy
Might fuck around, it make a difference
Ima hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
They're gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, "fuck it" to the verse
[Verse 2]
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassuuup?
Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
[Chorus]
I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
Omg howww 😂😂😂
"Who she bangs" thats what I heard
Hi I'm leo
-dark brown hair
-transgender
-short
-dark brown eyes
-very skinny, but I think I'm way fat
-depressed
-Dirty nails
-I bite my lips
-yellowish teeth
-Glasses
hey leo how’ve you been doing lately
You are cool my dude💚💚
Hey leo! Wanna be friends?
Your perfect
I'd allow you in the fair if it was my choice 🥺
So beautiful to this day
It does me too! Music is my medicine. I love you!!
Hey dude I don’t know if you read your comments but there’s no harm in trying this I guess. Genuinely thank you. Your discography made my entire summer so much goddamn better. Going into senior year and starting my ap studio art portfolio has been so fucking stressful and lonely and these songs have just made me feel like I can breathe normally. I’ve cried to Jesus Christ and laughed to Mario and Link and just.. I cant wait for tomorrow for new music, this is exactly like medicine to me. Okay bye.
New favorite song 😂
1:12 is soo true
jade smith ikr :)
jade smith ;(
This is why little girls always want blue eyes and blonde hair.
jade smith true :(💙
Pastel Princess yeah exactly when i was a little kid i always wanted to have blue eyes and blonde hair like a barbie, but i have brown hair and bright green eyes. I dont care now, cause so many people have told me that they love my eyes :)
For people that get bullied that don’t have blue eyes or blond hair your perfect and your unique in your special way keep being you and have a great day
Dude he is so talented no joke.
his music makes me feel like i know him and we’re really close friends even though he’s really just a dude singing about his life. i’ll never understand how someone can do that through music
0:42 is the best lyric ever
TikTok obsessed 😂
I need moooooore!
Bro i cant get enough of the “ hi my names frank wassssupp“ bro
I listen to this 24/7
Hell Yeah
💕amazing sounds💕
what a bop. #under1millionclub
i keep restarting this song bc its a vibe
life isnt fair
I love your music honestly like ur music talks about like real life and I like that I think u deserve to be on the top hits and the radio and all that 💗
thank you for putting them aall up on youtube! i luhh you
papa mary lol ur the first comment
hahah i'm so glad :')