ok normally id wait for these things to fully process before uploading but im fucking tired and want to take a nap so bear my 360p blast for a little bit ok thanks
the amount of inflation freudian slips that appear in these videos is staggering. i dread to imagine what’s deemed unable to be included during the editing process.
0:48 "I take a break for, like, 5 years, and then THIS happened" Actual Mood. Literally coming back from a 5-6 year long hiatus, and am planning out a way to catch up by 1999's launch
LITERALLY SAME i left around the time duviri was released (actually left the quest whitout finishing) and then i come back and BOOM INFESTED BOY BAND PREGANCY UPDATE THERES LIKE 10 FUCKING NEW PRIME FRAMES BIG BOTTY EMBER SKIN JET STREAM SAM IS COMING WHIT THE 1999 UPDATE YARELI TWERKING OLD MAN DOOMED YAOI QUESTLINE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
No that's the feeling I have. Been playing this shit for a decade and it feels like a smash-cut gag. Me, back in 2014: "Man warframe is fun, I get to run on walls and be a space ninja doing sabotage missions!" (Smash cut) Me, in 2024: "Man, warframe is....fun? I'm going to travel to 1999 to fight a superpowered hivemind boy-band that's led by a time-traveling homosexual who likely actually died when his boyfriend killed him in his time-travel machine, and is actually possessed by inter-dimensional Space-Satan. But first, I have to be sure to date a human version of my warframe through an instant messenger program, and...oh yeah! I need to level up my SPACE SHIP!"
One of my liches had the name of Bigg Egg and every time he showed up to fight me I just blurted out "BIGG EGG". one of my favorite lich hunts of all time
Relink your Twitch and Warframe accounts, they changed something on the backend a couple years ago that requires a relink, you'll get your Tennocon stuff then.
"I take a break for five years and THIS happens" GOD MOOD. Last i played seriously was cambion drift, played a bit for the New War, I come back a month ago and we're TIME TRAVELING TO 1999 TO KILL A BOYBAND WITH A WARFRAME VERSION MGRR SAM
Imagine how I feel having not played for a goddamn decade and getting back in cause of your Dante video... I should also mention that I've probably spent $500 because of my poor impulse control and in the last month or two I've gone from MR1 or 2 to MR11
6:05 I kid you not, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me before. Me and 2 other friends were trying to get the Revenant Prime Blueprint (or some other part that was gold tier I don't remember) and we didn't get it after so many radiant relics. Then, after we gave up one of my friends just casually got a gold part from what I think was an intact. This fucking game sometimes dude
15:21 "are you sure there not using acid in these fucking water...waterbeh..er blu blub blub" biblically accurate name right there XD. and to be fair they are acid throwers filled with water.
8:11 fun fact, the name "Railjackoff" gets censored but the letters are in all caps so "Railjack0ff" works just fine. So anyways my railjack is named "Railjack0ff: Fun for the whole family"
2:44 Now hear me out... I'm aware that people have probably been asking this many many times before, but I will still ask -- Spaz, please when Ultrakill gameplay?
2:58 That "German Would" joke just reminds me of that one twitter post that was like... Call my BF's ass a german ambulance because he's got that Wagen that makes me start Kranken
If the tennocon didn't get to your account, check your drops inventory, relink your twitch account with your warframe People got it instantly around here so it might be a linking problem!
I loathe the skinservice and put opaque syandanas on my wisps for decency's sake. I'd have kept playing regardless because I get to make a hammer go billions of miles per hour
ok normally id wait for these things to fully process before uploading but im fucking tired and want to take a nap so bear my 360p blast for a little bit ok thanks
have a good rest!
Oh thank God it's not my outdated Google chrome! Have a good nap Spaz!
TENGA UN SABOR DE MI PODER
360P
BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥
Did you enjoy the cringe cosplay? from stream? Or maybe twerking yareli at tennocon?
Okie night night
>Railjacking it
>no fucking railjack
Clickbait smh smh 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
like 5 seconds of railjack
the amount of inflation freudian slips that appear in these videos is staggering. i dread to imagine what’s deemed unable to be included during the editing process.
I want the inflation cut for these videos 🤣
I’m positive something like a dorse Would indeed be deemed unincludable
0:48 "I take a break for, like, 5 years, and then THIS happened" Actual Mood. Literally coming back from a 5-6 year long hiatus, and am planning out a way to catch up by 1999's launch
Same but it's around like The Sacrifice.
What the fuck happened lmao.
LITERALLY SAME i left around the time duviri was released (actually left the quest whitout finishing) and then i come back and
BOOM INFESTED BOY BAND
PREGANCY UPDATE
THERES LIKE 10 FUCKING NEW PRIME FRAMES
BIG BOTTY EMBER SKIN
JET STREAM SAM IS COMING WHIT THE 1999 UPDATE
YARELI TWERKING
OLD MAN DOOMED YAOI QUESTLINE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
@@thatdudenamederror1924 I like "Doomed yaoi", I'm adding it to my collection
Same, i need my AK and RPG!
No that's the feeling I have. Been playing this shit for a decade and it feels like a smash-cut gag.
Me, back in 2014: "Man warframe is fun, I get to run on walls and be a space ninja doing sabotage missions!"
(Smash cut)
Me, in 2024: "Man, warframe is....fun? I'm going to travel to 1999 to fight a superpowered hivemind boy-band that's led by a time-traveling homosexual who likely actually died when his boyfriend killed him in his time-travel machine, and is actually possessed by inter-dimensional Space-Satan. But first, I have to be sure to date a human version of my warframe through an instant messenger program, and...oh yeah! I need to level up my SPACE SHIP!"
I stood and danced in front of the Gordon cutout for around an hour
One of my liches had the name of Bigg Egg and every time he showed up to fight me I just blurted out "BIGG EGG". one of my favorite lich hunts of all time
Did you kill him or keep him? Cause that would be insanely funny on a weapon.
A cartoon animal: just walking down the street, minding their own business
The Cog that just turned the corner: 17:30
TOONTOWN MENTIONED!!!!!!!!
Spazmaticbanana does funny noises for 30 minutes and loudly nuts at all the rare loot and warframe asses
6:58 It took me and a friend of mine almost 50 combined Radiant Relics to actually get Glaive Prime Blueprint.
Sounds about right lmao
RNGesus preferred for you to eat dirt instead 😅, got mine in 2 tries.
It took me 50 relics, solo, to get galatine prime blueprint, after the relics got vaulted. Many traces, with every failed relic i gained 1 heartbeat.
5. Hundred. Cryotic.
a spazmaticbanana video in all of its 360p glory
Shitting rn, in the undercroft in fact.
im in the relay, railjacking it. and by it, well, lets just say, my warframe.
congratulations, the creamers bit made me pull a tendon in my neck from grimacing
Relink your Twitch and Warframe accounts, they changed something on the backend a couple years ago that requires a relink, you'll get your Tennocon stuff then.
3:16
Audio: Mirage gets robbed by a buff moth
oh god i dont think ic an get back into it but seeing jetstream sam, AKs, and gordon freeman in warframe is making a compelling argument
YAYYY NEW SPAZMATIC BANANA VIDEO THAT WILL IRREVERSIBLY ALTER MY VOCABULARY YAYY
i really was not expecting to see excalibur with an AK47 today
"i take a break for 5 years and this happens! what happened?"
fuckin... dark sector came back apparently
wait warframe looks more and more like dark sector i might actually have to play it
DE's vision
Now yuo see....
The Deimos that makes ur eye hurt, your body remembers the pain.
21:00 peata, the horse is here...
I took a 10 year break and now there's arcanes, shards, new mods, like 6 times as many frames, BULLET JUMPING EXISTS, and I'm so here for it.
straight up railjorking it over here
I hate the fact that you made me get back to playing this game
Goddamit im going to be hearing “PAPA JOHNS” every time now
Huh this is the most calm reaction i have seen to a Warframe update
(I'm sad I don't have lavos prime)
A 7:05 yes glaive prime moment
“This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen I think I’m going to pass out” YES 1000%
Warframe, been playing this game since 2019 and seeing Banana play this.. blast from the past
Fun fact, I did play dog days after just completing the new war. It was a good day.
we all warring our frame sometimes
I definitely need to meet people like you guys on warfame
"I take a break for five years and THIS happens" GOD MOOD. Last i played seriously was cambion drift, played a bit for the New War, I come back a month ago and we're TIME TRAVELING TO 1999 TO KILL A BOYBAND WITH A WARFRAME VERSION MGRR SAM
i just this week found this channel and im highly entertained. can't wait for your next warframe video
Sevagoth Prime and his Primed Sevagyatt
I'm gonna main his ass as soon as I make his Prime
i give you corn, corn you goes out
Imagine how I feel having not played for a goddamn decade and getting back in cause of your Dante video...
I should also mention that I've probably spent $500 because of my poor impulse control and in the last month or two I've gone from MR1 or 2 to MR11
„If you like cheeks, you should check out first descendant“
Your reaction to Glaive Prime was my reaction to Gauss Prime SYSTEMS... HIS FUCKING SYSTEMS TOOK FOREVER
6:05 I kid you not, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me before. Me and 2 other friends were trying to get the Revenant Prime Blueprint (or some other part that was gold tier I don't remember) and we didn't get it after so many radiant relics. Then, after we gave up one of my friends just casually got a gold part from what I think was an intact. This fucking game sometimes dude
This is the first video that got recommended to me, and I'm now subscribed. Awesome unhinged video.
5:00 most sane reaction
love your vids banana hope you grow more
15:21 "are you sure there not using acid in these fucking water...waterbeh..er blu blub blub" biblically accurate name right there XD.
and to be fair they are acid throwers filled with water.
I barely Know anything about Warframe but I am here for the ride lmao
in the warred frame straight up railjorkin' it
you know after watching all your voices of the void and warframe videos, may i should sub to you
They gave Excalibur a completely ordinary AK47, POG.
19:26 "SAATANA VITTU PERKELEE!!" Finnish mentioned 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
8:11 fun fact, the name "Railjackoff" gets censored but the letters are in all caps so "Railjack0ff" works just fine.
So anyways my railjack is named "Railjack0ff: Fun for the whole family"
_Buns.Glazing_ was mine during Scarlet Spear. Level 100 crewships were scary
Kullervo's teleport/melee crit boost has become my favorite power. I subsumed it onto everything I play. Its too fun.
5:43 one of my friends intentionally upgraded a relic to get a Forma as the result, i think it worked
I love when people speaks warframenese
7:09 creamers, Creamers, CREAMERS! There is just NOTHING. HOLDING. YOU. ALL. BACK!
I tried Warframe once, and I didn't like what I played, but I loved what I saw 👁️👁️
2:25 Does this mean that there's Tenno who're waiting for Half-life 3? :]
Orokin took power by promising to release Half-life 3
God
Could you imagine if you show this to someone 10 year ago
They would have absolutely think it was a different game
So happy I found your channel
I was not expecting Finnish curse words today but I don't mind
Slept through tennocon it’s joever
20:52 even loid thought that sucked!
tenno with a fuckin ak47 :sob:
P E R S O N A 4
They gave ember the ultimate nerf because now everyone who plays her is only playing with one hand
Ok I wanna be friends with this guy 😂😂
"What is this video game that I've spent 10 years of my life playing!?" Hello fellow 2014 player, I too feel the same way.
4:22 voidtongue jumpscare
i named my helminth Schlunkus
I named mine Jeffrey
Mine is Bababooey
Mine was John Helminth but currently he’s Goober
2:44 Now hear me out... I'm aware that people have probably been asking this many many times before, but I will still ask -- Spaz, please when Ultrakill gameplay?
10:20 excited to see the slug breeding program is off to a successful start
They're not breeding. They are towering to heaven
the most average warframe play session in recent time
0:40 I say that almost every update
unlink and relink your twitch to you account for your drops :)
buff moth thing
What if warframe had cheese launcher
war against my frames
2:58 That "German Would" joke just reminds me of that one twitter post that was like...
Call my BF's ass a german ambulance because he's got that Wagen that makes me start Kranken
Wanna know something funnier than 20?
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21.
You stupid
Favorite song, I demand it
Who up jackin they rail?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I know nothing about WarFrame besides what are in these videos.
There's everything to know about warframe
21:47 This sounds more like Grunkle Stan than Captain Vor
25:20 My sense of humour is decaying
1.4 million with the torid incarnon with a crit chance riven. Fun times
gorp
If the tennocon didn't get to your account, check your drops inventory, relink your twitch account with your warframe
People got it instantly around here so it might be a linking problem!
Man, I havent played Warframe in almost 6 years, and at this point Im actually fucking scared to log back in.
It's easier than ever and they've made a lot of the mechanics way more bearable
Yeah this is pretty representative of the mental state of the typical Warframe player over the course of time
ROBOT WOMEN !!!!!
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@@Luxuries2004ye :3
But consider:
Men
@@quantumblur_3145 MALE EMBER
@@thedaedricdragon921 M'EMBER
my friend didn't get her titania prime for a year despite watching tennocon that year
This guy sounds like tuxbird
BANAN I LOVE YOU
Who up railing they jack rn?
Impeccable music taste my guy. Wouldn't mind you possibly sharing the bands and/or songs for no reason in particular 👀
14:50 the bloblobber is a splatoon weapon so I mean
I’m wondering if moth would have kept playing this game after 5 years if they didn’t introduce Fan service skins?
I loathe the skinservice and put opaque syandanas on my wisps for decency's sake. I'd have kept playing regardless because I get to make a hammer go billions of miles per hour
@@quantumblauthor7300 What's wrong with it, though?
@@Jackson-ub1uv distracts the animal I'm stuck in, diverts vital blood flow from gaming lobes.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Seriously?
@@Jackson-ub1uv yes.
Bro this has to be JFJ second channel or sumn.
19:24 Torille, taas...