What your haircut says about you!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ธ.ค. 2020
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No haircut: you're everyone in quarantine
Double ponytails: Let's face it, you look like an adorable anime girl.
I don't have one so yeah that explains
No
Helo
Hello
“ Manbun. ”
“ You’re a man. Who likes buns. ”
* *eyes Eren Yeager* *
WHDHDHF
😭
That hurt wH Y
lmao SAAAME😭😭
LOL
As a tall kid with an afro, it's hard to get through doors either way.
Nice.
Josuke’s one got me dying😭💀
Bald: *You're Saitama*
Or your Caillou
Lol that’s what I thought
@@Frosty_McFrost05 The pre-evolved version of Saitama
@@Mari-cp8du true
Or Johnny Sins
"Long hair as a boy or short hair as a girl"
"Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
*oh it's pain. real pain.*
real pain :(
The real non-binary pain
this.
Yup.
Yup.
A wise man once said "it's better to be bald than to be balding" -Radal
The Mohawk one is so true. I get a lot of weird or even hostile looks because of it, but I love my hairstyle nonetheless.
I’m scared of you.
@@char.yippee Very good.
"You're a basic white girl." Mom, dad, I'm not Asian anymore.
SAME
Me being the 100th like
Same but I’m black
@@fionanjoroge2920 Yeah me to..
Timestamp
"You're a basic white girl"
Every Asian in existence with that haircut: *_It's Showtime_*
😂😂 yeah, im south asian and I have a middle part
@@MJpiano me too 😂😂 I’m from China
Same
like every asian has it
@@Reva000 LOL YES
Wolfcut: you're a wolf
(or you're razor from genshin impact)
HELP 😭
Yep, It's me (LoL)
The long as a boy/short as a girl one is *spot-on,* but I *love* every time it happens XD It's hilarious
“Bangs: if it’s not perfectly straight, you get triggered.”
Me, who has wavy hair: 👁👄👁
Yesh, I understand too well
same and my bangs are literally uneven af
Me too 👁💧👄💧👁
I have been summoned 👁👄👁
@@namirreza8950 aight ima ignore the fact males can also have wavy hair even if they barely grow it out
Covering your eyes: you’re trying to become an “anime” protagonist
Thats Hent** protagonist
@Lentzy Hardy same
no i just need a haircut lmaoo
I do that but it’s also natural for me XD
@@hmmmsama5632 I’m assuming that is why the anime is in quotations marks
I think ponytail could be tro separate categories. The one that's placed high up would be the athlete (and Arianna Grande), but a ponytail that's lower down is more of a nerd one, I'd say.
You forgot the side-part 🤣 Love your vids!!
“Pigtails”
“Your either a kid or an anime girl”
*I’m not a kid so does that mean-*
*anime opening starts*
G a s p
Sweet
Noice gurl xD
_the chosen one_
"You're a basic white girl"
Me not being white: **offended noises**
Snowflake
@@rain-ff5bw ;-;
@@tracy.4712 ;-;
@@hihello7529 ;-;
@@VR00100 it wasn't supposed to be serious asdafsrDHT
"you're black, or you wanna be" LOOOOOL I'M CRYING wait is that millie bobby brown"
I just learned about 30 new hairstyles, ty for the enlightenment perry
strawberry haircut's my fav btw
"Tangled hair"
"You like brushes and pain"
My hair: relatable
S a m e
Exactly
but i don't like brushes
S a m e 😔✋🏾
But I do hate brushes
My hair looks like a bush
Same
Him: “Short and curly: Your hair represents your life ... A mess”
Me with short and curly hair: accurate!
same
Same 🗣️🎶🔥☝️🔥☝️🪷🪻☝️🎀💕💋🌷🤩💋💕😭🪻🪷✨🪻☝️🪻🪷🗣️🪻🌺☝️🪻☝️😭💐☝️🎀🌷🪻☝️🌷💕🌺🌸🌸🩰🗣️☝️✨☝️🩰✨❤️🌺🪻✨🤩🪷
mine in "cut my hair myself in the mirror to look like an anime character but i don't look like them, but the cut was surprisingly good so i kept it"
As someone with bangs, yes. That is absolutely true. I'm always fixing my bangs to make sure they look fine
Turn natural disasters into waifus
Do it. Now.
Hurricane Chan
@@sirlambchops. Hurricane Iota more like hurricane Iotaku. Hurricane Nate more like Hurricane NATESUKI
Tsunami chan
Don’t just put Chan, cmon people BE CREATIVE
@@idealistic6440 That was super clever 😂👌🏽
"Your an athlete OR Ariana Grande"
*Me, a non-celebrity person who's online everyday:* 👁👄👁
Lol same
Lmfao
Im on internet all day
Me who's just too lazy to do anything else with it.
Same- all i do is play games and chase my cats around my house so i can pet them-
thank you .....
you really helped me
with my common sense
and that's
a good thing ◉‿◉
Why is this so accurate🤣
“Emo hair- you can’t see”
Emo people: Pppfffffttt
Also them: *sways their hair to the side to keep it swooped*
I literally pushed my hair out of my face when he said that XD
I just agreed cause its true
So funny forgot to laugh
@@C0ntr4xia I think it was funny enough for you to comment that. :)
@@jokstrq :'(
“Your hair represents your life... a mess”
I cant say your wrong
As a person with short curly hair, I too can prove MVperry is correct.
my life is not a mess you piece of sh
I thought he was about to say “it’s like your life.... short”
I had lost my hair bc of cancer and it grew back curly and short and I can agree with this statement.
@@randumbperson4068 Same tho, I mean he's probably not wrong either way
The last one 😂😂❤
You should have done pigtails and ponytails for the video also just a reminder you're welcome and thank you for your videos❤
"You're a basic white girl"
Me, a basic white girl
Lol same
He didn’t get my hair so I’m sad :(
He didn’t get my hair so I’m sad :(
@@cesarmed. owww
@Gabriella Nester uh ok?
"Short and curly- You like hair that represents your life: A mess."
_"No, no, he's got a point"._
lol
he always get it right-
I have short messy hair lol
Why he gotta call me out like that
@@tishiasanderson8262 Same
As a short curly hair person who has an organized and simple life and tidy person I see this as a win
At the dinner table me be like- "Well guys I guess I'm a basic white girl"
Mum - " no your not your a strate white male"
"Emo hair: You can't see."
you're not wrong lol. doesnt stop us though
Edit: whoa. 4 days and 1k likes? ive never gotten this much. thanks!
Ahahaha I was gonna say that
exactly ahahah XDXD
Lol idk what mine is but I guess it’s close enough to emo since that’s what everyone calls me lmao
@@evilink12_again47 lol nice. mine is long and blue with swoop bangs
@@spookytoast7867 oh that’s really cool, mine is short, black, with blue rutes and tips
Me who doesn't know what haircut I got: yes
Same, my hair went from 'awkward pixie' to 'uh- shoulder length on one side and slightly above my shoulder on the other side?'
Same I pretty much have a bob but with no bangs
The Last one was pretty fitting
I don't know where my parting is but I think I'm basic white girl?
I really can't make up my mind
Ok now I know that my phone is spying on me, I just got a haircut.
“Middle Part: your a basic white girl”
Me: *im not longer Asian but white*
"Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year."
I'm a boy whit short hair but get my gender mistaken at least 50 times a day...
uh...what
you probably have a female profile picture or avatar on something
I'm a dude with longish hair and even though I've told everybody multiple times, they still misgender me 24/7 LMAO
no you are cheez
Yes
“Dreadlocks: you either smoke pot, or your homeless”
ouch lmao
Lol
Or both
@@littlenannerbmobilegames6843 y would u mention that if u didn’t wanna start an argument 👀 (not tryna start and argument either) hmm 🤔
I'm waiting for the woke comments
or both
low taper fade🔥😂
Long hair boy and yeah u described it pretty accurately 😅
"Middle Part - You're a basic white girl"
Me: *sweats in asian*
Why am i starting too sweat now?
true ; - ;
ikrrಥ‿ಥ
2:00 2:21
i AM white and i want to die 😃
"emo hair"
"You can't see"
Me, I can see perfectly fine
*walks into wall*
Same here xD
*falls down stairs*
*grabs the wrong sandwich*
@@Mj2_bird ohhh i get the reference hehehe
@@geographynonsensical5003 Hehe
The last one is actually SOOOOO accurate! xD
This man brought up the whole community of hairs
An athlete named Ariana Grande: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
A kid anime girl: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
@@umrah9430 sorry, but *a
Afro samurai hair: *my goals are Beyond your understanding*
Also Ariana Grande: *I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops*
Wtf
"your hair represents your life, a mess"
I have never been so offended by something so true
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.
exactly my hair is so nappy 🧍🏽♀️
@catynette weird flex but ok
Same
I'm trying my best but my life always end the same...Messy and bedded
Gonna go with the fade option but more specifically a fade with a textured fringe
I love your videos. Why do you do the thumbnails with anime all the time??
“You’re an athlete or Ariana Grande”
Well I’m not an athlete so-
*...*
Is that you Ariana Grande? omg I'm a fan
@@bubblez211 r/woooosh
@@dahliasou Omg I know -.-
Ariana.
@@bubblez211 sure ya did lol
“Ponytail, you’re an athlete or Arianna Grande”
*me who runs slow, sings like a drowning cow and cries all day:* 👁👄👁
My singing sounds like a drowning zombie mixed with the screams of my past selfs
Ariana grande 2.0
I have been described here and I don’t like it.
So relatable XD
OmG iM sOooOo QuIrKy!!
Missed the Beatles cut mop top hahahahah
“Pixie cut, you have to look hot or you look like a grandma”
Grandmas: wHaT
i look like a grandma
@@cassie5133 same
I really want a pixie cut :( but I cant
what if you are an hot grandma? you just... combust?
"Bobcut"
"Despite the name of it, you're name's not actually bob."
You're not wrong.
How did i read this comment as it was on-
Hay you forgot wolfcut 😢 love the vid tho❤😂😊
Short and curly destroyed me bc it's so accurate (at least for me) :'))))))) KQJWKWHE
Ponytails
"You're either an athlete or Ariana Grande."
Me who's none of them: *Okay.*
Same I hate sport
69 likes lmao
I had it for awhile to cover my tangles
Same
👗to🎾
Long hair as a boy or Short hair as a girl: “your gender gets mistaken 20 times a year”
Me who has been called a male 3 times this week: *aggressive nodding*
Yeah!!! I am a girl who has a short hair :/
As a boy with long hair I can confirm it's the same for the other side if we're clean shaven
I’m a boy with long hair but I don’t get called a girl much
Riiiiight
I'm a guy with long hair I hate when I'm mistaken as a female
Short and curly, Your hair is like your life, a mess
Me: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO ME SO DIRTY-
afro alternate: you’re bob ross
"Bob Cut"
"Despite what it's called you're not actually named bob."
I mean, you're not wrong-
:,)
Same lol
yes
Even though i'm a boy girls can be named Bobbie so-
Same 🤚😳
Box Braids: "You're black...or you wanna be"
Me, a black-hispanic who wanted a middle part but was forced to get braids: yesn't
Underrated comment right here-
This
Here before 100
And yes this is so underrated
F
i keep it a size 1 or 2, the wind just feels so good.
Mine is either low ponytail or high ponytail or just straight up letting my hair down.
“your a basic white girl”
me being mixed: ok...
Me too
me tooooooo
Then you're a basic mixed girl
same :(
Sameeee
"Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
Me: CORRECT
There was this weird person in my 3rd grade class. And today i still don’t know if they were a boy or girl, they had girly hair but were shaped like a guy, surrounded by one girl and two guys. We all called them ‘it’ because they never told if they were a boy or girl
@@aphroditex8152 are you sure that wasn't me?
Almost everyone make fun of me because of that but i dont really care-
I was crying once in school and when a teacher saw me she took me to the girls bathroom to clean my face. She had no idea I was a boy. (don't think like a pervert I was 7 at the time, now I'm 11)
That teacher still has no clue I was a boy. She still thinks I'm a girl. Not that I care though, I told her I was a girl to make it funnier, and she believed it! I remember her saying later on that "As a girl, you look a little like a boy"... I feel bad for you're mental health Mrs. Burgundy. (She had a nice name, but a big brain is what she didn't have. XD)
Bro just roasted us in 50 different ways 💀🤣😂
box braids: "you're black."
“You’re a basic white girl.”
Me, who was just trying to grow my hair out again:
Me who's just too lazy and not even white:
Me who is a Asian girl
And my mum who always parts it like that so now I don't feel comfortable with other hair parting styles-
@@coolkieyt ;-; same
It just doesn't feel right. I always fiddle with it if it isn't parted through the middle
Seaweed Eater IKRRRRRR
Ponytail: you’re a athlete or Ariana grande
Me who sits in bed all day watching anime:
👁👁
Lol
same 😌✨
Smæ
OMG SAME
Same
Thank you for the last one and yes it is correct
As a boy with long hair, that cannot be more accurate.
😂
"your a basic white girl"
me a brown girl: ........
I think he ment you wanna be like a basic white girl, or you are
@@Nehauon he didn't say you wanna be a white girl he said " your a basic white girl"
@@emaanxddd2814 ''meant''
@Emaan Ikr like bruh-
I like brownies
Me, who has short hair as a girl: - Gets called a boy around 10 times a month -
Me: Accurate
as i guy with long hair true, I just want my neck to be warm
Can relate I was in Dollar general a few weeks ago with my family and this guy needed to pass through and he was with his wife or girlfriend and he looks straight at me and he's like "excuse me sir" I apologized and moved out of their way and as I was walking away and the lady says "such a handsome young man"
Bro you don't know how bad I want this to happen to me
@@jawg0 exactly
Toe Beans SAME
Long hair: The wind is your worst enemy
“you’re a man
that likes buns” 💀
“You like not being able to fit through a door first try”
Black people whose hair naturally grows like that: 👁👄👁
Yup.
not all black people’s hair grow like that
@@coolrichkids we still have Afro- like hair
@@morganmcclain4624 i said not all
@@coolrichkids well they did say “black ppl whose hair grows like that”
Yup.. my hair is short and curly!
MY LIFE IS A MESS 😂
As someone with a mullet, that was very accurate lol
"ponytail"
"your an athlete, or Ariana Grande"
I'm not an athlete.
then-
Yuh
Yuh yuh
Yuh yuh
y u h
yUh YuH
“Bangs: if it’s not perfectly straight, you get triggered”
*he ain’t wrong*
*I mean-*
Me who like to *k i n d o f* put them to the side: uhm- not really-
😂😂😂 YESSSS I live for this comment lmao
Closest one is middle-part, though I have some grown out curtain bangs with it lol. I probably look like a basic white girl, but trust me when I say, don't judge a book by its cover :P
Bro the last one is so accurate.
"Einstein Hair makes you look stupid"
Every Nagito Komaeda kinnie within ten miles: *So you have chosen... death*
😭😭😭
*They deserve it.*
Wait- is that why he calls himself trash all the time?? Cause he saw that video?🤣😭😭😭
@Case Bouchard do not insult the Nagito Komaeda hair 😡
“Long hair as a boy, short hair as a girl: your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year”
Not wrong
Definitely not
Aga be
H U H
pretty much but way more than 20
Fax
lol that was funny yet accurate. I LOVE BRUTAL HONESTY!!!!!!! you got mine correct to my personality i got bangs and a short bob that's kinda looking emo :/ waiting for the dye to fade. Dyed my natural brown hair blonde at the beginning of the year and it has mess a total disaster since. Finally chose to cut it off and dye it the nice brown that actually looks blackish purple and stains my entire shower every time I was my hair😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Long hair as a boy: you are a metalhead
"Your a basic white girl"
Me: Laughs in asian
Jajajaja
Edit: this is how laughter is spelled in Spanish
My mom: laughs in arab
I am half asian half american. My mom is asian and my dad is american so I know what you mean
Me: Laughs in Hispanic
Me: laughs in agender
“You’re either a kid, or an anime girl”
Child anime kids : yes
@BayRhino1k これが正しい言語だといいのですが
Long and straight: you hate it when your hair gets caught in litteraly everything that sticks out
THE JOSKE MADE MY LIFE COMPLETE
Tangled hair: “You like brushes and pain.”
Me: “My hair is tangled *because* I don’t like brushes and pain.”
I can relate
Yes
Yeah that one didn’t make sense to me
That's kinda gross
Yes
"Ponytail: You're an athlete or ariana grande"
Me: i'm not an athlete...
Also me: maybe i am Ariana Grande
Yuh
@@yeaguh2272 😂
@@yeaguh2272 Yuh Yuh
@@yeaguh2272 yee
I usally have a ponytail and i dont look like anything like ariana grande nor being a athlete
I got this video recommended right next to Mannequin's music video (song by Cradle of Filth) where Dani has dreadlocks and he's neither of those things mentioned 😂 dreadlocks are quite common in metal though. But yes, he's a guy with long hair and I thought he was a woman when I first found the band.
Nah the box braid was wild
"Afro: you love not being able to get through doors the first time"
*Laughs in 5'2 and black*
I see we have another Sister ;)
Yes another sister/brother :)
^
RIGHT
"Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year", well... I'm fine with that 😅😳
I’m not afraid to admit it, I have the e-boy cut
@@heartsofgoldd7388 I would die for having it, I love that style but I got some stoopid curly hair
@@sablecat3331 curly hair is class
20 times a year? Pfft they even get confused if i am a boy or a girl
@@heartsofgoldd7388 i am not afraid to admit it, i have the boy hair cut cause my grandma forces me too much