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i only hope for a "realism mode" just a house at night, owners drive away with a briefcase of cash and a couple of camera men around you simply just walk around a dark house
Sam: *gets sponsored by a glasses manufacture* “wow look at all these cool glasses” Also Sam: *proceeds to wear the most dweeby glasses for the rest of the video*
Sam and his little butt buddies are so talented at rendering any suspense or tension completely non-existent in every situation. It's simultaneously impressive, frustrating, and highly entertaining.
Your videos bring me more joy than committing insurance fraud thank you sam for putting a smile on my face and being the highlight of my day after I watch your antics much apreciated
Just adding to the Warby Parker ad, I've had my glasses for 2 years and they've been bent, stepped on, and the lenses have gotten fogged up multiple times and they still look brand new
Bruh on all youtubers i skip ads and in video sponsorships but general Sam he makes the sponsorships seem fun even that I don’t have glasses i will get some
"So someone had a great idea of making a ghost hunting game..." Oh, finally, he's actually going to check out HellSign! Then again, World of Horror would be good too. "...But in VR." ...Oh. Ooohhh...
im starting to think sam isn't even a general
Bullshit
SwindleGod if that's true
heretical
general or pshycopath?
yea i ban him
i ban him
Stalt was walking with the same speed, intensity and attitude that my grandma walks away from a bad garage sale with...
With what!?
Please we must know
Please tell us what she left with
Answer us god damn it!
We need to know, for godsakes man
"stealing from a dead woman"
yea that sounds like Sam alright
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear miko
If what he's doing isn't highly morally dubious and of questionable legality, then it ain't Sam
Sam Goldstein
doesn't he have the ashes of a woman? i think he actually stole the dead woman.
Is Sam a dwarf? or is everyone else a massive chad?
Sam is Jewish, I think that answers the question
CaptainHellfire built perfectly for picking coins up off the ground.
he's not a dwarf, he's a rat
Starcat I’m pretty sure he’s like 6’0. It’s been mentioned before in one of the pax podcasts
5’2 is short lul
11:04 lmao
General Sam you’re mom
Hey Dad
Why is there already 2 dislikes. Couldn't have possibly finished the whole video.
Thanks, sam
Slurp
8:20 The way he's fear shuffling like he's shit himself is hilarious.
"He got that bussy up in the air"
Sam- you've already stolen from multiple houses, time to steal something else.
"Ghost TV shows are real popular right now."
Sam, are you trapped 10 years in the past?
I was thinking the same thing, haha. I remember Ghost Adventures, and A Haunting and neither of them are talked about anymore.
Sam's daughter breaks his glasses, and he get's a glasses sponsor. Top swindles indeed!
The Shekel lords will be pleased
@I C why would black people want his daughter for.
@@hellcatdave1 ivory bone glasses. Need small bones for that shit bruh.
@@hellcatdave1 whattt
What a scamp!
God I gotta tell my wife’s boyfriend that Sam uploaded a new vid. He loves the General
I don’t know if it’s because I’m stupid or just nonjudgmental at heart, but this didn’t register as weird to me until I read it twice..
F
I'm already here watching it man, lol thanks anyway
8:12 the sound stallt made can only be described as a man returning to a primitive state
Return to monke
both him and the in game character shat their pants telling from the walk
Monke time
When you return to munki
@@Zoochiini the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
8:13 Old man about to get catheter'd by his nurse running away.
There is no way he just said "These are clean 'MAN'" whilst referring to glasses lmao
Why not?
He has a kid, of course his glasses aren't clean
Sam reading his sponsors acting like they cool as hell is the funniest thing I’ve seen.
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna fall over lol
Micah, you damn rat.
im so used to seeing sam with glasses that i forgot that he had them
edit: i came back to 1.3k likes holy shit
Sometimes I forgot I have contact lenses in. And when I wake up in the morning my dumb ass is like: holy shit my eyesight is back!
Bab Ress same, I fall asleep with them a lot because I forget I have them
Literally his sponsored part reminded me that glasses existed.
Bab Ress
You know when you literally can’t see the frame on around your eyes, and you then suddenly see them and flinch?
You mean not seeing him whit classes
Everyone else: **hunts ghosts**
Sam: **smokes crack in the cupboard**
Me: seems fair.
Every time I feel bad about my hairline I look at Sam and realize I too can be that sexy one day
i only hope for a "realism mode" just a house at night, owners drive away with a briefcase of cash and a couple of camera men around you
simply just walk around a dark house
1:29 I've never wanted to strike a man-rat in the face so badly in my life.
The way he waddles away while he yells "time to go time to go time to go time to go!"
10:50 that guys voice matches his character very well
He's like William from Invincible
"This is Stalltt when he asked if i was using all the film."
Stalltt: 😒
_"Wendy Williams is, like, a real person I think."_
*False.*
Serena Williams is that you!
*Muffled grunting from the shadows*
Kind of a.. monster of sorts.
What about the droid attack on the wookies, was that real?
Wendy Williams is the name of my algebra teacher
Congrats on 1 Mil subs Sam, u deserve it and I have been waiting for years!
Yooooo sick pfp
0:41 jesus christ i literally jumped in my chair. You cant being doing that
No you didn't 🖕🏻
Sam: *gets sponsored by a glasses manufacture* “wow look at all these cool glasses”
Also Sam: *proceeds to wear the most dweeby glasses for the rest of the video*
Those ghost shows would be a lot more intense if the hosts started dropping dead
Or just go missing with no follow ups and they have to continue without what ever members they lose
Or stepping on aids needles. Perusing around those dingy dwellings occupied by local drug addicts.
8:47 thats the lamest reaction to a ghost ive ever seen
“I’ll have the glass of Merlot to go, darling.”
Lmfao
Finally, an eye catching title I can get behind. Thanks Sam.
The scariest thing about this is watching Sam eat 4 burgers simultaneously during the outro. Doing the ghost's job for her.
1:27 Yo those glasses actually look pretty good on you Sam fr. Ditch the old squares for the kinda circles.
True
0:05 Stalltt is finally getting paid?
couple podcasts ago sam had broken glasses, now hes got a glasses sponsorship. livin the life
“I like your words funny man”
Edit : I was high when I typed this
I like your funny words, magic man
Sam and his little butt buddies are so talented at rendering any suspense or tension completely non-existent in every situation. It's simultaneously impressive, frustrating, and highly entertaining.
“He’s trying to talk to us in sign language “😂😂😂
im from germany and this part 7:40 made me laugh so hard :D
love your high quality content
We need more of this i haven’t laughed this hard in months 😂💀
Sam is the only person whos adds I actually watch, He promotes really good stuff actually, and he makes it entertaining
The rat has escaped Tarkov and now has infected VR, stealing more from corpses
Your videos bring me more joy than committing insurance fraud thank you sam for putting a smile on my face and being the highlight of my day after I watch your antics much apreciated
Your reminder that this guy has a kid is here.
The closet scene with the lighter and spoon. I cried laughing. You never disappoint good video
Yo actually super clutch with the AD. I need new glasses. Thanks Sam
Thanks Sam, now I have something to watch during class.
"It's not a weird thing, it's a ghost hunting thing"
General Sam Is the only person on Earth that has me willingly watching his sponsorships just for more entertainment.
7:45 For some reason many people start balding rapidly when doing this.
I love how Sam comedically integrates the add into the video.
A few seconds in and this video is already gold
This has gotta be one of the funniest videos of yours I've seen in a while. I hope you make more of this game
The title made me think it was an AquaFPS confession video.
Confession? He would just be bragging
honestly you make the sponsored segment kinda fun for the viewer, other YT's try it but you really do a good job
Brian's voice makes him sound like he's just about to laugh like all the time
Just adding to the Warby Parker ad, I've had my glasses for 2 years and they've been bent, stepped on, and the lenses have gotten fogged up multiple times and they still look brand new
When he has titles like this, they eventually just stop surprising me
Gulag
10:55 I love how the characters they are using in game somehow fits perfectly with their voice.💀
Ngl, Sam looks pretty good with his glasses off.
Stalltt yelling "time to go" and waddling away was fucking hilarious
This comment section has more quotes than Gex's entire dialogue
Bruh how tf you even find the time to comment on everything?
Missed seeing you around. Welcome back
Welcome Back, J
Justin watches general sam?
go back to being inactive
Amateur Ghost Hunters:"Whats your name? When have you died? Are you here with us?
Professional Ghost Hunters: THERES DA BITCH! THERES DA BITCH!"
Why is sam so good looking without glasses, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A RUGGED GOOD LOOKING MAN WITHOUT HIS GLASSES
that "HEY HEY!! GOOD JOB!" through the window was so perfect
Was just being a loser in the discord when this came up
And now ur a champ in the youtube comments
not gonna like you got me with that "AHH" lol
I had a smudge on my screen and I thought it was a ghost
I saw it coming but it still got me. Well done Sam, well done.
Sam looks completely different without glasses , in a good way
Ah General Sam, you always pick the mood up. Thankyou bro.
Cool sponsor, I loved watching the ad, but my eyes still work.
I like the small glimpse of madness in sam's eyes when he yells in the intro
Now look in pleading I am on my hands and knees begging you for one more shecklstine video
Yesss, I've been waiting for poppa sam to bless us
Never clicked so fast
Bruh on all youtubers i skip ads and in video sponsorships but general Sam he makes the sponsorships seem fun even that I don’t have glasses i will get some
I miss read the title as "Stealing A Dead Woman"
Honestly I'm a little disapointed that it's not.
'What do people tell when they having great sex? Dad please stop' That fucking killed me 🤣🤣
That mustache just screams Florida.
This is literally the only channel where I don't skip ad reads haha
Another game for Stimpee and his high pitched friend
I like that Bizzle reacts like an actual demon when the crucifix gets shoved in his face instead of snatching it from Sam and throwing it.
0:20 Wow, even Sam can be sexy oh my god.
“You have blond hair out your arm down” wtf 🤣 comedy gold
Alright, when is the title change? I know it's coming.
0:41 that has to be the most frightening thing I've ever seen
I would never let someone with a nose that big do my taxes, glasses or not
8:18 "Time to go!!" looks like hes waddling around holding a shit xD
Sheesh I was so fast here and I’m not even first
You are first to admit that you are not first
Least you’re not a sub-human who says “first”
Feels baf
Your comment was posted before the video 😂
I know the feeling but I bet I came first
I wonder if general sam breaks something he owns so he goes and gets a sponsorship so they give it to him for free. Razors, glasses, earbuds.
sam youre gay, commented it in record time, im proud of myself
Thanks for aiding my constipation at the start there, sam
"So someone had a great idea of making a ghost hunting game..."
Oh, finally, he's actually going to check out HellSign! Then again, World of Horror would be good too.
"...But in VR."
...Oh. Ooohhh...
Would have loved if this was longer
AHA FIrst
Haha get beaten
"You don't see many ghost tv shoes start up on the SP500" Fucking dead. HAHAHA!
With a title like that you know its gonna be a good general sam video
1:36 is the most perfectly joyous smile ever. That shit could be the picture they display at his funeral.
Reasons to live - rat kings moustache
That scream at the beginning literally made me laugh