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  • @davemonkey26
    @davemonkey26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    The legend of Florida
    Goes into a cave.
    Dreams about killing everyone else
    Kills a lot of people
    Picks flowers
    Dies when temperature goes below 70F

    • @allaboutroy7399
      @allaboutroy7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A Nigerian Prince 😂😂

    • @allaboutroy7399
      @allaboutroy7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Picks flowers is so innocent but feels so menacing!

    • @spuffyshu5135
      @spuffyshu5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s the equivalent temperature in celcuis?

    • @tomtoms8480
      @tomtoms8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is true

    • @titusbelmont9379
      @titusbelmont9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Obviously there was no Florida Men on the team

  • @barackobama9272
    @barackobama9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4030

    *South Carolina dies trying to leave the arena*
    The Union: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man??”

    • @Wessohot
      @Wessohot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ryan McGillan 😂

    • @UserName-dt3kc
      @UserName-dt3kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "I love the young ones"

    • @bruhmoment1303
      @bruhmoment1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh that’s funny

    • @saltz03
      @saltz03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is exactly what I was thinking haha

    • @carlazuzisdaddy8712
      @carlazuzisdaddy8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ryan McGillan living in south carolina, its so awkward when we have to hear about our shitty history each year

  • @Leroy2003
    @Leroy2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

    Hunger games: starts
    Tennessee, Maine, Oklahoma, and Ohio: guess I'll die

    • @JasonDay56
      @JasonDay56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And the game didn't even credit them each with a successful kill at the end.

    • @breadthatsred5815
      @breadthatsred5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JasonDay56 so killing yourself technically counts as a kill

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      commit Honorable pacific death actually Ohio has ohare airforce base If I were to guess Ohio just had to many secrets and wanted to take them to the grave with them.

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ohio isn’t real

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Flash4ML
      the county Athens is offended by this
      This will be your final mistake OFFENDING THE APPALACHIAN OHIOANS.

  • @Glitchyybean
    @Glitchyybean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The fact that New York was questioning it's sanity makes sense, it really does 😂

    • @cookierunmaster1882
      @cookierunmaster1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every New Yorker questions their sanity so I guess the state does too!

    • @Glitchyybean
      @Glitchyybean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cookierunmaster1882 You right, you right... I live in New York so yea 😂

    • @cookierunmaster1882
      @cookierunmaster1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Glitchyybean didnt expect a reply while watching the video

    • @Glitchyybean
      @Glitchyybean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cookierunmaster1882 Sorry, I was listening to a song and got the notif lol, I have a habit in responding quickly to messages and the habit follows me to social media too ^^"

  • @hyenahammock451
    @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    Me: "I hope my state does ok"
    Florida: hides in a cave, kills 5 states, picks flowers, makes a fire and dies of hypothermia
    Me: "Sounds about right"

    • @hdskipper9878
      @hdskipper9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I wish us Floridians can mutate and be able to survive temperatures under 75 degrees

    • @isabellaee4941
      @isabellaee4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol same 😂

    • @aspringspirit1069
      @aspringspirit1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      makes a fire and dies of hypothermia
      *makes a fire and dies of hypothermia*
      me a Coloradoan: "visible confusion"

    • @guymandude9054
      @guymandude9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Florida weakness: *c o l d*

    • @plaugedoctorintraining2461
      @plaugedoctorintraining2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes that sounds extremely accurate-

  • @Mocky035
    @Mocky035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "South Carolina tried to escape the arena"
    *just like when they tried to escape the union*

    • @sarahhoover7644
      @sarahhoover7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SO YOU HATE SC!!!!!!!!!
      I'M SC!!!!!

    • @ishudsonn3183
      @ishudsonn3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sarah Hoover it was a civil war joke

    • @soyusmaximus7176
      @soyusmaximus7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like trying to escape an arranged marriage or something lmao

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      twice

    • @robinryan79
      @robinryan79 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      South Carolina's weird 😬

  • @missingmochigumanofficial
    @missingmochigumanofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6661

    "Nebraska accidentally steps on a landmine."
    🌽 -> 🍿

    • @dogerio
      @dogerio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Oh my god you just didn't do that.

    • @leoleyva4719
      @leoleyva4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Goodnight sir

    • @TornadoADV
      @TornadoADV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm dead.

    • @austinh1938
      @austinh1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OMG

    • @themanwithnoname2183
      @themanwithnoname2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Genuinely made me laugh out loud. That doesn’t happen much. Good job

  • @confusedaf1112
    @confusedaf1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "The game only allows 48 spots so I merged Alaska and Hawaii"
    Why not merge the Carolinas?

    • @Glitchyybean
      @Glitchyybean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know what good question, it'd make more sense to either merge them, the Virginias, or the Dakotas more than it does to merge Alaska and Hawaii 😂

    • @noshot30
      @noshot30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      south is yucky

    • @ObscureNAme69
      @ObscureNAme69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the dakotas

    • @r.ndomperson
      @r.ndomperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean us Alaskans and them Hawaiians have pretty good relationships

    • @johnmichaelgulledge8805
      @johnmichaelgulledge8805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carolinas hate each other but we do share the panthers sadly

  • @marcellava
    @marcellava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    *New Hampshire sets Texas on fire with a molotov*
    Me, a Texan: “If he must go down, he wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.”

    • @lexiblue1261
      @lexiblue1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Marcella VA we would die from being burned alive... Texas heat for y’all...

    • @bibydelacruz3128
      @bibydelacruz3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am Texan and it’s true

    • @Alu_kardd
      @Alu_kardd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not really tho lol, im from texas and texas would probably be immune to it lol.

    • @womfnv
      @womfnv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm from NH and we probably would do that to our neighbors to be honest even if you're from NH 😂

    • @zacruss5566
      @zacruss5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Texan🙎🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️

  • @Team_225
    @Team_225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Me: Hopefully Colorado wins
    Colorado: *Tries to commit suicide almost the entire time*

    • @karligranger9175
      @karligranger9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly it fits CO perfectly

    • @fcupumpkinking6974
      @fcupumpkinking6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea i was thinking the exact same thing
      Me "Go Colorado!"
      Colorado "Somebody kill me!"

    • @dijakiknchi7569
      @dijakiknchi7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Call Rado tried to commit suicide almost the entire time) Union as s**t here we go again

    • @aidenjaquantelyn7699
      @aidenjaquantelyn7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya, that happened

    • @andeywallach5430
      @andeywallach5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically same for me but first thing suicide

  • @user-gr2wy8no3v
    @user-gr2wy8no3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    This is like a middle school, we have the suicide pact, guy who dies trying to escape, people questioning sanity. Don’t forget random new teams and backstabbers

    • @isaacupdates-minecraft925
      @isaacupdates-minecraft925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brady Haley Woah there buddy

    • @justbecause8613
      @justbecause8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ooooooh. So that's why my friend made me read hunger games...

    • @diegovane5827
      @diegovane5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the “screaming for help” part

    • @Skwies
      @Skwies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/im14andthisisdeep

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's middle school had a suicide pact?

  • @alsegn
    @alsegn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:28 me being a Michigander was so proud that Ohio was gone before the game even started.

  • @helloc7140
    @helloc7140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    “Rhode Island - snatches a bottle of alcohol” yep this seems legit

    • @justbecause8613
      @justbecause8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What do you do with a drunken sailor
      wHaT dO yOu Do WiTh A dRuNkEn SaIlOr
      WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNING
      Rhode island's plan: nobody will know what to do with him, so they'll leave him alone. Seems legit

    • @coffejack4777
      @coffejack4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PETAA

    • @barzenoki7004
      @barzenoki7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheHuffmanator just need some gasoline and a match and little man's bout to have some fun

    • @Mothalas
      @Mothalas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. Accurate

    • @loganbrusoe5922
      @loganbrusoe5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damn why does my state do this

  • @sportsdude5135
    @sportsdude5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Me, from Tennessee: Hopefully Tennessee does well
    Tennessee: *Laughs in suicide pact after like 2 seconds*

    • @yo829246
      @yo829246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beat me to it. I commented pretty much the exact same thing.

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @khays7208
      @khays7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same
      -Me, an Ohioan

    • @ellieb.8
      @ellieb.8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      where are you from in tennessee? i'm from clarksville :)

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yup. mainers all gone, we in canada now

  • @shronkler1994
    @shronkler1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    *"South Carolina has tried to leave the arena"*
    Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln: Wait, where have I seen this before?

    • @ecrradio7620
      @ecrradio7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Robert E. Lee has entered the chat*

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *John C. Calhoun has entered the chat*

    • @megangrindstaff1295
      @megangrindstaff1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      History TH-camrs Quaking…

  • @xtrasensry
    @xtrasensry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Florida was to “cold” so he died to hypothermia.
    The pun was that he was cold blooded

  • @johnvanda7261
    @johnvanda7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Florida:Has three kills
    Me, a Floridian: its the crackheads’
    Also Florida; Dies of Hypothermia
    Me: its the depressed 13 year olds

    • @vg_aim1910
      @vg_aim1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Vanda Jr as a Floridian this is accurate

    • @HadenRoth
      @HadenRoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like ur profile pic from Duolingo

    • @TheRealLilPp
      @TheRealLilPp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also as a Floridian this is accurate

    • @charlesleonard7734
      @charlesleonard7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also a Floridian And that is true in certin counteis of the state.

    • @johnconnor7203
      @johnconnor7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a depressed 13 yr old I can confirm

  • @dcd21
    @dcd21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Hunger games: Start
    Tennessee, Maine, Oklahoma, and Ohio: 'Ight imma head out

    • @CHRISFISHMIX
      @CHRISFISHMIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a mainer we had 0 chance

    • @quibdib9930
      @quibdib9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SPAZ ! I mean you aren’t wrong, but why we have to be so freaking extra?

    • @YomamaAhippo
      @YomamaAhippo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oklahoma and Tennessee didn't like all the liberals from Ohio and Maine

    • @chxmicalkid
      @chxmicalkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Tennessean myself I have to agree we are tired of this.

    • @luke2674
      @luke2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SPAZ!

  • @klairaheims2786
    @klairaheims2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I like how Iowa was laying low the whole time until the last 4 or 5

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like something I’d do

    • @felicitymaefilmed
      @felicitymaefilmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol Iowa literally did nothing for like the whole video yet we still won. I am so happy though LOL

    • @redneck_jesus7863
      @redneck_jesus7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Iowa gang

    • @spacemango3277
      @spacemango3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @user-vf5ku1nn8w
      @user-vf5ku1nn8w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Redneck_Jesus hell yea

  • @roshanyuvaraj6771
    @roshanyuvaraj6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love how he fused Alaska and Hawaii but not the Carolinas.

    • @karotfartr
      @karotfartr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      would of been kinda nice if he did that. Im from North Carolina but I live in South Carolina

  • @fallenorder9618
    @fallenorder9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    Me, an Iowan, listening to 90% of the video: “not mentioning iowa at all” Iowa:”Wins” Me: “Alright”

  • @seraphinitee
    @seraphinitee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Me: *sad cause my state isn't really doing anything at all*
    Iowa: *kills three people at the end and wins out of nowhere*

    • @niyam6958
      @niyam6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anora I O W A

    • @ky_doesnt_exist
      @ky_doesnt_exist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Iowa Rocks :D

    • @LuanaJantz
      @LuanaJantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suprise, suprise, it's Jhonny.

    • @meggzkeitel5802
      @meggzkeitel5802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For once, Iowa is noticed over the coast states. I'm so proud :')

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So which was your state?(that's a joke don't you dare point out the goddamn obvious)

  • @ellybean7354
    @ellybean7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    I love how Florida's just completely insane

    • @hyenahammock451
      @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      As a Florida Man, I expected him to have the highest kill steak, but he dies in a stupid way. Sounds about right

    • @tazeralien8514
      @tazeralien8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As a floridian
      It's accurate

    • @juancapurro7499
      @juancapurro7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hyena Hammock best part is that they died of hypothermia

    • @hyenahammock451
      @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@juancapurro7499 next to a fire

    • @chrissyb2473
      @chrissyb2473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Juan Capurro probably because the weather was below 70 degrees 😭

  • @PhoebusApollo14
    @PhoebusApollo14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Florida picks some flowers" somehow that is both completly in charactor for them and completely out of charactor. The land of flowers might be insane but they can appreciate some beauty

  • @original_rockstar
    @original_rockstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Everyone: wants their state to win...
    Also everyone: Leaves when their state dies.

    • @nullify2750
      @nullify2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nxfelibata. Mine was Oklahoma I left the vid in the first minutes

    • @samanthahix5938
      @samanthahix5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine wa South Dakota and he didn’t even say it once at all and it was a big waste of my time 😂

    • @migueltomi3087
      @migueltomi3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im dident live in the USA

    • @haileyfender3756
      @haileyfender3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I HAD TO WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO JUST TO WATCH NORTH CAROLINA TO GET SECOND TO IOWA.

    • @samanthahix5938
      @samanthahix5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hailey Fender he didn’t even say my state.....

  • @kng_pnguiyi2236
    @kng_pnguiyi2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Florida man takes out five entire states before dying of hypothermia picking flowers

  • @coconoot_
    @coconoot_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “I hope my state does good...”
    Kills three people, helps someone once, and stays irrelevant until someone pushes them off a cliff.....
    “Born irrelevant, die irrelevant...”

    • @berry_garden_
      @berry_garden_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was Minnesota your state because I am a Minnesotin

    • @coconoot_
      @coconoot_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XxBlue_pandaXx
      Yup ✌️

    • @berry_garden_
      @berry_garden_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      еlixiг.audios Amen to that

    • @ryanstover8433
      @ryanstover8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean at least your state did something... mine just killed itself with three other states right off the bat.

    • @rosa-brawlstars1160
      @rosa-brawlstars1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryanstover8433 Ohio?

  • @SimplyStatistical
    @SimplyStatistical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Game: **Starts**
    Tennessee, Maine, Oklahoma, and Ohio:
    *_Ight imma head out_*

  • @emroman1108
    @emroman1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "Florida dies from hypothermia" its funny because its beyond accurate

    • @FenrisXIX
      @FenrisXIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know right. It’s kinda ironic that the sunshine state would die of hypothermia. It’s even funnier being Floridian myself

    • @ChrisNisoOSC
      @ChrisNisoOSC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In late winter it was like 90° deegres

    • @Kaledonic10
      @Kaledonic10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bakedbaker738 nah, it is always like 67°F - 97°F
      From a true floridian

    • @Kaledonic10
      @Kaledonic10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bakedbaker738 yeah i knew it too its just that its confusing to be florida and die from hypothermia

    • @darkvoid4643
      @darkvoid4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep I’ve seen people in puffy coats in 70 degree weather

  • @lancani7756
    @lancani7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I'm pumped to see how when my state does, Maine!
    *Maine enters suicide pack immediately*
    WHAT THE FU-

    • @Skikyro
      @Skikyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lancani I was thinking the exact same thing about my state Ohio. But honestly I wouldn’t expect any less

    • @sageisinfacttired
      @sageisinfacttired 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skikyro question, what school district are you in? (In ohio) or are you homeschooled?

    • @jacobbruckelmeyer3466
      @jacobbruckelmeyer3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm from Ohio too, that's what I thought 😂

    • @jamietheangryoctopus5938
      @jamietheangryoctopus5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameeeee

    • @BevenBSS
      @BevenBSS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lancani lol yes same

  • @Mr.khan_41
    @Mr.khan_41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Me: *Reads title*
    Also me: Texas and California better fight each other.

    • @ramtailthebattlertr2066
      @ramtailthebattlertr2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Golden (1st Place) State vs. the 2nd State

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Mexicans lovers vs the Mexicans haters

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ramtailthebattlertr2066 I'd definitely live in texas then the cesspool that is California

    • @ramtailthebattlertr2066
      @ramtailthebattlertr2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@funnelingspace9268 True, we have grammar here, and it seems like that's not your kind of thing.

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ramtailthebattlertr2066 oh know, I MISSED ONE WORD HOW CAN I LIVE. Seriously though, you guy's have the homeless population of ten countries, but have one of the best GDPs in the world if that's not retarded then I don't know what is

  • @core_hobo2622
    @core_hobo2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how florida just racks up kills and then just straight up dies bc it dropped below 70 degrees lol, its accurate lol, proud to be a florida man.

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Iowa: does nothing the entire time
    Also Iowa: *actually wins and dominates the entire country*

    • @jacobkaalberg8529
      @jacobkaalberg8529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's our plan for the real world as well. Best be ready.

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Iowan here, our next step is to take over the continent by mind controlling people through corn based products and slipknot.

    • @thyme1483
      @thyme1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Another Iowan here we got a lot of soy too so we’ll take pretty quick

    • @seekingcirculation
      @seekingcirculation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Our strategy is pretend to be obsessed with our corn until the time is right. Why do you think our caucuses were screwed up this year?

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If I remember correctly, around 90% of the world's best soil is in Iowa. Iowa was biding it's time, waiting, stockpiling resources...And then it was in the final four and took out all of the remaining three in a killing spree.

  • @titan1639
    @titan1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    *rooting for Ohio*. literally 5 seconds into the hunger games: Ohio has formed a suicide pact... Classic ohio

  • @juniorninjas7150
    @juniorninjas7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Hmm how did my state do?"
    - Is barely spared
    - Cuddles
    - Builds a shack
    - Has wounds tended to
    - Injures self
    - Gets strangled
    Michigan never had a chance...

    • @thegreatpugtato
      @thegreatpugtato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did better than mine, mine and 3 other states just straight up killed themselves when the game just begun

    • @sleepypie3179
      @sleepypie3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We should’ve been stronger than this

    • @mah6227
      @mah6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thegreatpugtato same, like dangit ohio

    • @berry_garden_
      @berry_garden_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Be thankful mah state tended your wounds

    • @CommanderTwi
      @CommanderTwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least we got cuddles tho

  • @itstheiceman11
    @itstheiceman11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm a Californian and I know were screwed unless you link up with the hunters/farmers in the Country side of my state.
    My bets are on either Texas or Florida to take the title.
    Texas has the advantage of a lot of military bases, most guns per capita of people, a lot of Veterans/Hunters/Outdoors people come from that state, etc.
    Florida is the wild card in that they are very unpredictable.

    • @thepoyoboyo3192
      @thepoyoboyo3192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      none of that applies. its just some insane humanized states duking it out because they can.

    • @gamephone1065
      @gamephone1065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction: It was Wisconsin.. 😅

  • @randomsquircle8895
    @randomsquircle8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I love how minnesota just sits in the corner tending peoples wounds like thats such a minnesotan thing to do

  • @NazbyTheLocalIdiot
    @NazbyTheLocalIdiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Me from New Jersey: When is my state mentioned
    *New Jersey steals California’s stuff*
    Also me: good job, high five

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Everyone: Normal battle clothing
    Nebraska: *corn suit*

    • @austinh1938
      @austinh1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What, everyone wears cornsuits in Nebraska, yall are the weird ones

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder why everyone associates Nebraska with corn when Iowa makes more.

    • @austinh1938
      @austinh1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well our corn tastes better

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@austinh1938 Oh no you didn't!

    • @mintberrycrunch1752
      @mintberrycrunch1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nathan Schmitz Maybe cuz were the cornhuskers?

  • @muzankibutsuji8919
    @muzankibutsuji8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There are 3 types of people here
    1: the warriors
    2: the suicide
    3; *MICHIGAN*

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4. Iowa (the stealthy one)

  • @a.jdeets5527
    @a.jdeets5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Iowa literally wasn’t mentioned until the end, but that makes sense and it’s why Iowa would win.

    • @felicitymaefilmed
      @felicitymaefilmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true dat

    • @spacemango3277
      @spacemango3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am just replying to anything that mentions Iowa and My comment is a lot like that

    • @deliafick5512
      @deliafick5512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think they did mention iowa a little, bit but he didn’t always mention everything!

    • @nats_eggrolls
      @nats_eggrolls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nebraska was accurate I’d say

    • @artsycj9314
      @artsycj9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally 100%

  • @kadenhorrocks7182
    @kadenhorrocks7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Utah: Does really well, and survives most of the Hunger Games.
    Literally at the end: *Gets stabbed by a frickin' stick*

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My birth state is always a disappointment...

    • @formula_games33
      @formula_games33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I Mean we people in Utah are very fragile

    • @ethanvonbergen1226
      @ethanvonbergen1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Utah was doing pretty well before she got stabbed...

    • @lilbiscuit5825
      @lilbiscuit5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rip Utah, the most beautiful one of them all

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was kinda hoping Utah would get taken out by the tsunami instead--since, y'know, we're landlocked...

  • @skadoosh2103
    @skadoosh2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Me: "Oh boy i hope my state does well"
    North Carolina: Doesn't do anything the entire game and gets 2nd
    Me: "Makes sense"

  • @_3rR0r
    @_3rR0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a fellow New Jersian I agree with the fact that we would drown just bc the fact that in 50 yrs half of New Jersey will be under water, also top 5!!!!!! LES GOOOoOoOOooO!

  • @charliehutchinson8860
    @charliehutchinson8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    10:49 Being from Wisconsin, I have a feeling we didn’t pass out from exhaustion, we were drunk af

  • @StarlightAxi
    @StarlightAxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Delaware: dies of Dysentary
    Oregon: WAIT NO THATS ILLEGAL

  • @landonmoser34
    @landonmoser34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    It’s all Iowa now. The United States is now a huge cornfield

    • @jacehuman5357
      @jacehuman5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nebraska is the corn state. THE STATE MASCOT IS A CORN HUSKER.

    • @mrgreenfr6216
      @mrgreenfr6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The USA is now a gigantic Slipknot live...
      I am not complaining

    • @gabegerdes298
      @gabegerdes298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jacehuman5357 no you got is wrong iowa produces the most corn

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't be ridiculous, it's not JUST a cornfield!
      It's also a whole lot of soybean field.
      (SOURCE: Lived in Iowa for five years. :P)

    • @jacehuman5357
      @jacehuman5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabegerdes298 true, but Nebraska is the CORNHUSKER STATE. That is it's literal nickname.
      And Iowa's biggest export is soybeans.

  • @alexroyce1190
    @alexroyce1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Alabama,Texas,Florida,and Georgia would be an insane team

    • @addison34
      @addison34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t forget Louisiana

    • @alexroyce1190
      @alexroyce1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahh

    • @mrcougar10e
      @mrcougar10e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah (Texan here) with Texan peoples guns and Florida's alligators, and the others, we would win

    • @404GameAndMusicProducer
      @404GameAndMusicProducer ปีที่แล้ว

      we are the justice league Atlanta here

    • @DumbGeographyStuff
      @DumbGeographyStuff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mrcougar10e Alabama's Mountains, and Georgia's High GDP would also help a lot

  • @randomthings7872
    @randomthings7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Me: I can't wait to see how far my state goes!
    Ohio: *Kills themselves at the start*
    Me: Wait.... what the fu-

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same man, same.

    • @theviking0120
      @theviking0120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: Wow I can't wait for my state to fail stupidly and spectauclarly
      Nebraska: Actually is good and is stupid
      Me: Actually starting to be hopeful for Nebraska
      Nebraska: Dies on Land Mine
      Me: OH THE POPCORN!!!!

    • @Maria05C
      @Maria05C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me on the inside every time i watch this video

    • @shyanna1817
      @shyanna1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same except my state is Oklahoma

  • @NicholasRobertsMFM99
    @NicholasRobertsMFM99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    As a Iowa native, I’m shocked we actually won something... I thought we’d just die after doing nothing the entire game. Slipknot powers are OP.

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, we should try to create other hit bands to really make a powerful machine. Ashton Kutcher and other celebrities ma power the machine as well.

    • @junkyardjess9360
      @junkyardjess9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lupus Iudicium lol, the farm people win!!!

    • @junkyardjess9360
      @junkyardjess9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lupus Iudicium lol the people who live on farms and around farms win! Come on we all at least live 5 miles away from a farm!

  • @iatenine
    @iatenine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “Wisconsin questions her sanity.” I can relate to my state.

  • @Turky9449
    @Turky9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:47 GOOD JOB WISONSIN YOU DID IT!!

  • @riyac8152
    @riyac8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Me, a Virginian: *waits for state to do something*
    *Virginia gets killed by Florida*
    Me: sounds about right

    • @florida9962
      @florida9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J A M E S T O W N
      V S
      S T A U G U S T I N E
      𝚞𝚠𝚞

    • @uvafan1009
      @uvafan1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol me to. VA literally did nothing.

    • @GolemDude
      @GolemDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you can expect that from Florida Man, but at least you didn't desperately skip through the video hoping for your state to finally be mentioned, when all of a sudden, Utah, while cruising down the interstate to the Nevada border to go gamble, and long out of coffee, forgets how their rear view mirror works when they shoot an arrow out the back of their pickup truck at Maryland thinking it's Massachusetts (backwards)
      I know, this makes no sense at all but I thought that a good justification for it is that seeing the two states' pan handles facing in the same direction through a spit second glance when you are tired might make them look similar, also both states start with an "Ma"

    • @d540vamartin9
      @d540vamartin9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This shit whack. The people living in VA and down the appalachians would abandon their state loyalties and create the Appalachian militant force. And they would turn these mountains into a field of death. As even the trees whisper death.

    • @NateSmitty217
      @NateSmitty217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was waiting for Virginia to do something and then the only time they appear is when they get killed

  • @fiona9865
    @fiona9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    i stan iowa. she’s an unproblematic queen, she avoided all drama until the very end when things were getting intense.

  • @aubreyleedmartin6176
    @aubreyleedmartin6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    At the beginning, I was joking in my mind, “what if Florida won? Florida man is crazy.” I’ve been watching too much “Graystillplays”

  • @HoHerm
    @HoHerm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @7:55 We can live without Walmart.
    But we cannot survive without Our DOLLAR GENERAL

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I love that Iowa did nothing that whole game, but then just comes and wins it all. Love my home state 😂😂

    • @dakobster6503
      @dakobster6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fia Flora Iowa REPRESENT!!

    • @addisonjorgensen3303
      @addisonjorgensen3303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fia Flora you absolutely love to see it

    • @jakobidavis2546
      @jakobidavis2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One thing that confused me is iowa is the mainly produced corn so if anyone was gonna have a corn related icon I expected my home state too

    • @noodles7768
      @noodles7768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes HOME OF THE HAWKS

    • @vincentsacco8567
      @vincentsacco8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah same at the beginning of the video I’m like what if iowa wins and then they actually did

  • @madijones1001
    @madijones1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “I feel like we haven’t talked at all about Maryland”
    That is because we don’t exist. Maryland? Never heard of her.

    • @phoebedavis288
      @phoebedavis288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @imahuman3968
      @imahuman3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We talked about Virginia once and only for her death btw rip for Maryland

    • @leoniepoole802
      @leoniepoole802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly I’m from Maryland but who knows I might not be real

    • @Cellq7
      @Cellq7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know she real since she gave you crabs

    • @lavenderaqua2655
      @lavenderaqua2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She gave you her weird crabs.

  • @Cole2OO5
    @Cole2OO5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I like how I’m from a state that nobody can remember and it won

    • @rachelshonk862
      @rachelshonk862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah and whats up with another state being know for corn all of a sudden? Most of our state is corn lol.

    • @stephanienortmann4943
      @stephanienortmann4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are almost equal between corn and soybeans because of crop rotation but we also raise a lot of hogs so we are known for our pork. Nebraska is just corn so they have always been known as the corn state.

    • @L3nnon_
      @L3nnon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya know its true

    • @ees3155
      @ees3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fax

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re not as forgettable as Idaho though.

  • @eliashovemeyer8749
    @eliashovemeyer8749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things my state did that I saw:
    Beat and spared Nevada
    Stargazed
    Got killed by KFC
    KFC more like KGB

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Virginia: Lays low and decides to play the long game
    Also Viginia: Gets indirectly shot with an arrow fired from a crazed meth head that can't shoot straight

    • @charlesveegetable2201
      @charlesveegetable2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That kinda describes what's probably gonna happen to me living in Hampton roads area

    • @itshuggins
      @itshuggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange, that tatic worked for iowa. They didn't get mentioned until like 15 minutes in.

  • @skittlez1660
    @skittlez1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I’m actually quite happy that North Carolina came in second bc I thought we were going to die early on

    • @riotter336
      @riotter336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameee

    • @Endersgamejp
      @Endersgamejp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I expected us to win. We barely get any coverage ever. So we still did great.

    • @austinhunt2411
      @austinhunt2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      utahs better

    • @navyabrinda3269
      @navyabrinda3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      StormySV Right!? I thought so too

    • @kailynnreno5748
      @kailynnreno5748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So close to winning

  • @PlatonicAsh
    @PlatonicAsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Drew: doesn't talk about Iowa the whole time
    Game: I'm going to end this man's whole career

    • @aaronzaharias9110
      @aaronzaharias9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did'nt he talk about utah until they get a kill or gets killed

    • @ceceliashaw
      @ceceliashaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That seems about right XD

    • @gavyngrove2678
      @gavyngrove2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m from Iowa

    • @felicitymaefilmed
      @felicitymaefilmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol IOWA FOR THE WINNN

    • @graceleah3189
      @graceleah3189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iowa Iowa iowa

  • @DONK3YSTEW
    @DONK3YSTEW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who was many family members born and raised in Iowa, I am proud of them.

  • @PhDShouse
    @PhDShouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is the greatest achievement Iowa has ever achieved. And I’m an Iowan, so I know this to be a fact

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets see if we get anything else.

    • @itshuggins
      @itshuggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear iowa is so boring our biggest accomplishments are things like world's largest strawberry, world's largest truck stop, top American corn producer.. litterally just fun facts you'd see in a 5th grade essay about the midwest.

    • @hawkman2735
      @hawkman2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m am a fellow Iowan and I concur, Iowa is a pretty boring state however an important state for agriculture. Also most the people here are nice.

    • @joanfunke2096
      @joanfunke2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ain’t wrong

  • @raeganflanders8830
    @raeganflanders8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “Alabama dies from thirst” yeh from thirsting after their cousins

    • @biancarosu6743
      @biancarosu6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Underrated comment
      Even I am not American, I laughed hard at that

    • @justmeoverhere4192
      @justmeoverhere4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me wheeze

    • @lbot4739
      @lbot4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was to funny despite me being alabamian

    • @venomgaming7014
      @venomgaming7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So we’re just throwing shade now, ok. Jk I’m wheezing-

    • @thebeatboxeroftheleafvilla6260
      @thebeatboxeroftheleafvilla6260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lbot4739 i know right?

  • @hollyjones8850
    @hollyjones8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "Formed a suicide pact" my dear state of Tennessee was the first to die.

    • @ellieb.8
      @ellieb.8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where in tennessee are you from? i'm from clarksville :)

    • @hollyjones8850
      @hollyjones8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ellieb.8 Jefferson County 😁

    • @ellieb.8
      @ellieb.8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hollyjones8850 aw you live by the mountains :( i live closer to nashville

    • @hollyjones8850
      @hollyjones8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ellieb.8 I wish I could live closer to Nashville and the cities, I love the mountains and hiking but it gets kinda boring.

    • @ellieb.8
      @ellieb.8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hollyjones8850 my dad works at the airport so i get to go a lot but it's an hour away

  • @jinxhex
    @jinxhex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We will rise again and defeat the competition with BEER, BREWERIES and GUNS
    -Oregon

    • @NaominOmi28
      @NaominOmi28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES OREGON FRIEND!

  • @togishere
    @togishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I love how Georgia stayed in for so long, but did absolutely nothing. My state is interesting...

    • @kelleyspencer5073
      @kelleyspencer5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha I didn’t even think Georgia was in the game until I saw this comment.

    • @Joey8809
      @Joey8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live in Georgia and I route for it every time it has to fight in some battle royale games

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally did nothing but get lost and sat around while Florida tried to kill her. Makes sense.

    • @hyenahammock451
      @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bordergore7623 As a Florida Man, we would have killed them for a Klondike Bar

    • @psychic9642
      @psychic9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If this wasn’t a simulation we would have crushed them with our ar-15s and monster trucks

  • @aguy8736
    @aguy8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how Iowa literally does nothing, then just swoops in and wins at the end.
    (Also Iowa is my home state so I was really excited when they won.)

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Florida picks flowers."
    DREW: MENACINGLY.
    XD
    Also, go, my...former home state? My current one made it to the semi-finals, so there's that...

    • @gonshi9
      @gonshi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just went to the comments to see how much till I found someone commenting that line XD it's the best I've heard in the video

    • @florida9962
      @florida9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *f l o w e r s ?*
      Hmmmmmmm
      **𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚜**
      𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚖 𝚒 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎
      𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛

    • @sayrefamilyfilms3308
      @sayrefamilyfilms3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Last Floridian wasn’t Florida names after some flower?

    • @florida9962
      @florida9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sayrefamilyfilms3308 exactly!
      *T H A T S W H Y I 𝚈 𝙴 𝙴 𝚃 𝙴 𝙳 𝙼 𝚈 𝚂 𝙴 𝙻 𝙵*

  • @dezasauru5685
    @dezasauru5685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the Minnesota, Rhode iland , and Florida fought kansas, Vermon, and Arkansas, it said Florida got three kills which means Florida killed them all

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Iowa, the state that only gets attention when there’s a primary, won the Hunger Games. Wasn’t expecting that

    • @rileysewell6574
      @rileysewell6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither.

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean caucus

    • @derekjensen4800
      @derekjensen4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don't talk about the caucuses

    • @hayzyhorses6899
      @hayzyhorses6899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn’t talk about them till the very end, I kept thinking we were dead.

    • @AatiNiiranen
      @AatiNiiranen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why you spoil?

  • @kcbehrens
    @kcbehrens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I have never been more proud of Wisconsin for knowing that we're the ones who took out California... today is a great day

    • @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883
      @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kyle Behrens
      As a Californian, never have I been more proud of Wisconsin than now, taking me out of my misery

    • @doglover4352
      @doglover4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As a Californian I wanted to say thank u Wisconsin

    • @kairuku8498
      @kairuku8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kyle Behrens Don’t worry bro, we all thank you for this.

    • @jumbopuf5582
      @jumbopuf5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Behrens YES! WE ARE THE TRUE DAIRY STATE!

    • @benholbrook3161
      @benholbrook3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank I hate me

  • @justjesse4276
    @justjesse4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *"Wisconsin questions its sanity"*
    Sounds about right.

    • @Salty_Dog1
      @Salty_Dog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melvin The Russian. We got to kill California I consider this a complete win

    • @justjesse4276
      @justjesse4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Salty_Dog1 very correct.

  • @I_Like_Tacos_Rawr
    @I_Like_Tacos_Rawr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:11 I love how he just ignored that Florida started a fire.

  • @thelostcaliph5812
    @thelostcaliph5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Wisconsin : *I used to rule the world.*

    • @Hansboy9
      @Hansboy9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sad Wisconsinite noses

  • @Poatatero
    @Poatatero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “I don’t know how much work Kentucky’s actually doing”
    As someone who lives in Kentucky I can say we have done drum roll please nothing

    • @mrbbqsause4566
      @mrbbqsause4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about us that was playing basketball

    • @kitoodle
      @kitoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magic Potato ay fellow kentuckian

    • @mrbbqsause4566
      @mrbbqsause4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But i lied i wasnt playing basketball, i was playing football

  • @ChiTownSports312
    @ChiTownSports312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Wisconsin was so close. We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close.

    • @schrodingers_shrimp
      @schrodingers_shrimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly, cheese couldn't win this one

    • @frostythesnowman8623
      @frostythesnowman8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea but Iowa had to be a beach

    • @shifty3414
      @shifty3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone from California I thank you for your service.

  • @RTXinfinity1
    @RTXinfinity1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: I hope my state does well.
    Minnesota: Kills Kansas, tends to Michigan, dies to Nebraska
    Me: well dang

  • @nonrecurrent7819
    @nonrecurrent7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1:06
    *Yes Drew. Come to the dark side.*

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, please. Drew is already a big enough sex symbol. If he gets injected with the horniness that is the country humans fandom he might just turn into a supernova of lust.

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He shall never betray us

    • @stefansolciansky7302
      @stefansolciansky7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes... become a sinner like us. *disgusting tounge spit noises*

    • @BoeingOfficial
      @BoeingOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t want one of my favorite youtubers to become a fan of a horrible (my opinion) fandom

  • @nonrecurrent7819
    @nonrecurrent7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    *GOOD JOB WISCONSIN YOU DID IT*

    • @shrimpology
      @shrimpology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wisconsin will never forgive California for beating them out in most amount of cow’s in a state.

    • @SSJ3CyLink
      @SSJ3CyLink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wisconsin's the Dairy State

    • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
      @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our vengeance has been satisfied
      _for now..._

    • @paradoxharvestel2616
      @paradoxharvestel2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC Our thirst for blood will not be satiated

  • @danikad6413
    @danikad6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Me “ my state is probably gonna be the first to die” iowa: no girl I got you

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayy a fellow Iowan :D

    • @therustnewb8332
      @therustnewb8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyy am another fellow Iowan I live in spencer

    • @therustnewb8332
      @therustnewb8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therustnewb8332 Nice! I live near Iowa City :)

    • @thelogxd8812
      @thelogxd8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iowan Fellow!!In this types of games,Iowa doesnt usually last long,so im really happy that they finally won something
      (I live in Des Moines if you ask)

  • @M4t_P4tGT
    @M4t_P4tGT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was indeed typical Nevada behavior. We do cause pain and chaos on a daily basis.

  • @shadowboltprince4464
    @shadowboltprince4464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Minnesota tends to Michigan’s wounds”
    Me as a Wisconsinite: “Aw crap, here it comes”

  • @QueenOTheSea
    @QueenOTheSea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *less than a millimeter of snow*
    *Florida:* 10:42

    • @QueenOTheSea
      @QueenOTheSea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Brendan Funk You'd melt in 50 degrees of weather m8

    • @davidp2537
      @davidp2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ImABoat I’m Floridian, It was a record low 37 degrees a few weeks ago in Miami and people were wearing snow jackets. I’m still clueless on where they got it from

    • @reversev9778
      @reversev9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Florida: 10:13

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brendan Funk 1 inch 1 kill

    • @tr0picz33
      @tr0picz33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brendan Funk You’re right though. Sometimes school doesn’t cancel even when I can’t get onto my road lmao.

  • @shoffit5743
    @shoffit5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Me: Texas is going to do so well
    New Hampshire: ha ha hold my beer

    • @jorandax9059
      @jorandax9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burning to death is so appropriate for Texas

    • @logic_exur7737
      @logic_exur7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in Texas and the temperature is mostly high

    • @grease7425
      @grease7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jorandax9059 that's a lie, we're immune to fire damage, it's a perk XD

    • @nhtheintrovert5679
      @nhtheintrovert5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grease7425 is it?

  • @svokxz6435
    @svokxz6435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im surprised New Jersey did really good.They didnt hurt anyone but they sure had fun with New Hampshire.And the countryhuman for New Jersey looks cool.

  • @JC-bt3cr
    @JC-bt3cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    * Nothing said about WI 5 mins into vid * “ Wisconsin starts to question her sanity “ wow nice -_-

    • @squirrelbeez5123
      @squirrelbeez5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      l so true

    • @isaiahmueller2544
      @isaiahmueller2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than the first mention of the state is the state's death.

  • @andylutz3505
    @andylutz3505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:40 lol it seems South Carolina really won't let go of the whole secession idea

    • @yung_sinner
      @yung_sinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 yea we really want this

  • @cindersashes
    @cindersashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    * North Carolina being the almost last to survive *
    me, a North Carolinian: Yeah that's accurate.

    • @bj231217
      @bj231217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuzzy Dragonfruit yep and us losing at the end is too

    • @maceyhelmstetter7459
      @maceyhelmstetter7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. what city you live in? I’m in Jacksonville

    • @cindersashes
      @cindersashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I live in Charlotte

    • @maceyhelmstetter7459
      @maceyhelmstetter7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuzzy Dragonfruit oh cool lol

    • @maceyhelmstetter7459
      @maceyhelmstetter7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan's Kiddie Time dang all different places lol

  • @gabrspanksmen
    @gabrspanksmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I made one of these and the first thing that happened was Washington putting an arrow through Oregon’s head. As a Washingtonian I have never been prouder of a computer simulation

  • @chiapetalex
    @chiapetalex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how Kansas literally did nothing but get murdered

    • @cameronlink8798
      @cameronlink8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chia Pet Alex same with virginia

  • @amywise7659
    @amywise7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Nevada avoids death multiple times, just to kill themself. How true that is.

  • @midnight_harmony5954
    @midnight_harmony5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "New Hampshire steals Montana's supplies..."
    "Nevada throws a knife into Montana's chest."
    Me, a Montanan: DAMNIT NEW HAMPSHIRE AND NEVADA!

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I used to live in Montana for 3 years 😂

    • @stoplightgaming2302
      @stoplightgaming2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, a New Hampshire resident: *laughs in mountains*

    • @sethsteiner1
      @sethsteiner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stoplightgaming2302 I can confirm New Hampshire is only mountains

    • @stoplightgaming2302
      @stoplightgaming2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sethsteiner1 we also have bears, snow, and wind

    • @sethsteiner1
      @sethsteiner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stoplightgaming2302 “And wind” lmao. I visit New Hampshire every summer to see family. It’s very nice in the summer, but I would like to try skiing in those mountains during the winter; They’re beautiful!

  • @lionelfox1341
    @lionelfox1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm sure I can speak for everyone here, we all wanted either Texas or Florida to win 😂😂.

  • @Newton-Reuther
    @Newton-Reuther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Born and raised in Iowa
    "He hasn't spoken much about Iowa"
    Iowa wins
    😮
    🇺🇸🌽

    • @yeetofalltimesnon-existing1093
      @yeetofalltimesnon-existing1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m from big city place

    • @Ok-rd1zd
      @Ok-rd1zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeetofalltimesnon-existing1093 Des Moines?

    • @therustnewb8332
      @therustnewb8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Am from iowa am from spencer iowa just north of north of Des Moines and south of mason city

    • @AverageMonke64
      @AverageMonke64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for spoiling it

    • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
      @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People only talk about Iowa when discussing naval history...

  • @thewrench0157
    @thewrench0157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2:30 “it was Bernie, wasn’t it?”

  • @krmapping6933
    @krmapping6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When your state dies: * clicks off the video *

    • @grenadierofpommern5331
      @grenadierofpommern5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tyd521 :D mah state indiana

    • @100kilogreed5
      @100kilogreed5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd place isnt bad unless you die, rip nc

    • @SESKE_5
      @SESKE_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grenadierofpommern5331 same

  • @t-dog1235
    @t-dog1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: i hope my state does something
    NH: live free or die, and we ain’t living free