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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  ปีที่แล้ว +91

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  • @brandi598
    @brandi598 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    fr the poly guy is just looking for the easy way out. Instead of addressing his mistake of marrying at 19, he'd rather just try a poly relationship with his wife so he can avoid going through the complications of divorce while also getting to be with other women. I hope the wife finds someone else.

    • @melodyj2049
      @melodyj2049 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      My ex-husband did literally this 🙃

    • @Smoko-9
      @Smoko-9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@melodyj2049 thats awesome

    • @TechVikingHunter
      @TechVikingHunter ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I bet he even wrote in the email hoping to watch this episode with his wife and hoping Noel was going to "have this person's back" so he seemed less like an ass 👀👀

    • @Peridot420
      @Peridot420 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@melodyj2049 my ex bf did that, too. I started resenting him for other shit, though, so it was good timing I guess.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

  • @waretaSL
    @waretaSL ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    Thanks for both ruining my day by letting mr know how awful people can be but also boosting my morale by making fun of it all

    • @bri931
      @bri931 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Morale is a fun nickname for will to live

    • @sheolbxby6171
      @sheolbxby6171 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wat

    • @ocrage516
      @ocrage516 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seeing the title and reading your comment tells me I cannot watch this video in my current state 😅

  • @dillpickle8059
    @dillpickle8059 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Aleena allowing her husband to be in the video was so kind.

  • @soyeons-veggies
    @soyeons-veggies ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I had a dude cheat on me because he “thought he might be poly” life is crazy

    • @SaltineCracker505
      @SaltineCracker505 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deffo had no idea what poly meant and just tried to use it as a scapegoat, what a dickhead ur better without him

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot ปีที่แล้ว +586

    I think that guy likes the idea of poly. But I actually think he just wants to be single now that the honeymoon stage of his marriage is over. Being committed to multiple lovers is different from just sleeping around or dating. It’s still committing. He can’t even commit to one person it seems.

  • @guillermomunoz-calanche1112
    @guillermomunoz-calanche1112 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Noel’s Gary Vee impression sounds like Nardwuar and the Joker combined 💀

    • @jacobsaenz7050
      @jacobsaenz7050 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      sounded liek nard war to me lol

    • @rraaddx
      @rraaddx ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was just about to comment this!😂 He sounds exactly like nardwaur

    • @koalatea8126
      @koalatea8126 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evil Nardwuar

  • @TheSunflowerSniper
    @TheSunflowerSniper ปีที่แล้ว +75

    To the person struggling to find their work passion: start applying for a bunch of random entry level jobs, ask different places if you could job shadow, maybe try out a trade? I feel like people make us think we're just supposed to wake up one day and figure out what we're meant to be and that's not how it works. I was working retail and I hated the inconsistent schedule, so I applied for a bunch of 9-5s and ended up in the dental field. Now I'm finishing my prerequisites to go to Dental Hygiene school.

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hearing Noel say that parents shouldn’t vent to their children made me feel happy.
    I was my parents’ therapist for the longest time. My parents used to (and still try to) talk to me about how awful the other one is. My mom liked to say that she just thought she would never be happy, which hit hard because I spent a lot of my lower school and high school life trying to find ways to make my parents feel happy. I used to look up ways to help my dad stop drinking. I used to try to find support groups for my mom. But they’d never take my advice. They’d just vent to me. I finally put my foot down and told my parents that I couldn’t deal with it anymore. My mom said, “it’s not fair that I have to deal with this alone.”
    I looked her dead in the eyes and said, “you don’t have to. You just have to find someone other than your already-messed-up daughter. I’m not your therapist.”

  • @kermittheholyone6475
    @kermittheholyone6475 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    I love hearing strangers share their real tragic and funny stories. This has got to be one of the best series on TH-cam right now for entertainment.

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 ปีที่แล้ว +4537

    Getting married at 19 is something you do when you have no internet access and live hundreds of miles from modern cities.

    • @Perfinn
      @Perfinn ปีที่แล้ว +414

      or you’re christian, or in the military lmao

    • @faithyisoncrack
      @faithyisoncrack ปีที่แล้ว +188

      or you really love the person that you're marrying. i married my husband at 18, as soon as i possibly could. we were together since i was 14 and he was 15. we're very happy and we are soulmates. it's a very rare thing to happen but it does sometimes. people that get married early are usually what you said- its arranged, it's a religious thing, or it's like something you said, that they live hundreds of miles away from cities lmao. or they're online dating and they get E-married LMAO

    • @itsy-bitsyspider
      @itsy-bitsyspider ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@faithyisoncrack how long have you been married?

    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ ปีที่แล้ว +91

      ​@@faithyisoncrack I hope you guys stay together until death does you part.

    • @ethanspicer3471
      @ethanspicer3471 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Perfinn yerrr

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 ปีที่แล้ว +2926

    I'm so glad that Noel isn't hung up on being super sensitive and is willing to just fully tell off that guy for talking about being "repressed polyamorous" as if its the same thing as being closeted gay or something.

    • @YoursTruly78887
      @YoursTruly78887 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Who are we to say what is and what isn’t. We only have our own experience to judge off of. Nobody is the same, and change is a constant.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YoursTruly78887 Sorry, but that's fucking insane. Who are we to say "what is and what isn't?" _Sane._ We're sane. The sane say what is and what isn't.
      If everyone went around accepting every fantasy and delusion that every degenerate walked around screaming at the top of their lungs, we'd have nothing but homicide and anarchy all over the place. And guess what? That's exactly what we're seeing outside these days.
      We need stability, rules, an understanding of what is acceptable and unacceptable in society if society is meant to exist at all. The only reason you're even able to comment here is because a bunch of sane people decided to band together and keep the world from flying apart at the seams.

    • @EE-sw3uh
      @EE-sw3uh ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Being polyamorous is a real thing. People being against polyamory is a real thing. If we connect these two dots: its not unreasonable that someone might be Poly and want to/be forced to hide it. Not rocket science

    • @user-bb5xm1yf2u
      @user-bb5xm1yf2u ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Except it is. Lots of polyamorous people will hide their way of loving around family, friends, colleagues because lots of them risk rejection. And people need family, friends and a job to live. Some poly people will hide their relationship in order to get a house bc landlords will favor monogamous couples.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

  • @YoursTruly78887
    @YoursTruly78887 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Actually helpful man. Thanks. You’re like a slightly deranged uncle that can actually be wise when he stops thinking about violently crushing new born babies. No but honestly, appreciate it.

    • @abby999
      @abby999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruh😂😂😂😂

  • @painter-midge
    @painter-midge ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Being polyamorous is not an excuse to cheat. No relationship (not even an open relationship) will thrive when one or more of the people involved is being facetious about their desires and goals with the person(s) they're dating. I hate seeing ppl justify their shitty behavior by saying "I don't 'do' monogamy" as if that's a get-out-of-jail free card for cheating on your partner.
    (As someone in a poly relationship, I always mention that upfront when I meet a new partner. It's vital information - if they're looking for monogamy, I'm not going to lie and say that I'm willing to provide that for them. And I'd hope that all other sane poly ppl would act similarly. )

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Polyamory is literally just an excuse to cheat on the person you're with.
      No amount of self-deceptive mindgames can change the fact that you're literally sharing yourself with multiple people at the same time and aren't willing to commit to the feelings, appreciation, respect and love of a singular individual. It's just as destructive as any other type of relationship abuse. There will always be jealousy in that kind of relationship. Always. _Always._ Even if the person you started your relationship with doesn't open up and be honest with you about it, they will always hurt - and if you're not the one hurting, then you're the one causing it. You'll wake up to this reality eventually, and it's going to suck when you do.

    • @SaltineCracker505
      @SaltineCracker505 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Jay_Maker_ bro thinks he's the joker 💀💀 just cause you can't get any bitches doesn't mean you get to decide how other people feel.
      Literally what give you the right to dictate how other people feel, how do you know how they feel? Did you survey every single poly person? All of them?

    • @Meow99029
      @Meow99029 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m glad to hear you are in such a healthy relationship with communication! ❤

    • @tediop1330
      @tediop1330 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Meow99029poly is cheating in itself
      It's degenrate, telling your partner you sleep around is ni different then just sleeping around is secret.
      I had my fair share with poly and it's discusting, degenrate, and just cheating with extra steps
      Poly isn't anything else but a long lasting friends with benefits. Which is a pretty degen thing too
      😊

    • @TheSpinnyFish
      @TheSpinnyFish 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tediop1330People who say "degenerate" don't get pussy

  • @p3t4l
    @p3t4l ปีที่แล้ว +391

    aleena is the sliver of sunshine in these vids of noel straight slamming people

    • @abby999
      @abby999 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏

  • @bobobee9206
    @bobobee9206 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Growing up I had a friend who's mom not only used her as a therapist, she used ME as a therapist. Anyone that would listen, really. I remember being 15, sitting in their living room trapped, listening to this woman rant about her divorce and want input from me. All I could think was "mam I am 15 why are you coming to me about your failed marriage"

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jokes on me my mother doing the same and now I wanna be a therapist...

    • @seanyjizz
      @seanyjizz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just wait till you’re that age going through a failed marriage and you don’t have money for therapy

    • @h1ghrothgarr
      @h1ghrothgarr ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@seanyjizz hopefully they won't dump adult issues on a 15 year old child with a developing brain

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanyjizz I would spend less time ranting to kids and get that fucking bag

    • @0MissElizabeth0
      @0MissElizabeth0 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats called Emotional Incest .

  • @rodmunch6865
    @rodmunch6865 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    In a polyamerous relationship, does one break up with another person by voting them out like Amoung Us?

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      the tribe has a blind vote like Survivor and the person voted out has to pay for the pizza party

    • @warhampster7666
      @warhampster7666 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Judy Mwanzo get out of the comment section go to work or something

    • @Bala_Niranna
      @Bala_Niranna ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@warhampster7666 why don't you

    • @caladendunn
      @caladendunn ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as someone who is polyamorous, yes thats exactly how it goes (not really each person dates whoever they want in my situation and can freely choose on their own whether or not to date someone)

    • @luciacuevas611
      @luciacuevas611 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DUDE YOU MADE ME LAUGH OUTLOUD

  • @Douglas.kong33
    @Douglas.kong33 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I'm really loving the brutal honesty in this one

  • @dieselcum
    @dieselcum ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    noel vids always make my day better/worse

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      His vids make my hole weak 😊

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr ปีที่แล้ว

      That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, son

    • @antnmu
      @antnmu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AdamOBrien29 OH -

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    People have always had to grapple with the question of "does it feel worth it to me to give up the thrill of new sexual partners to maintain the comfort and stability of my long-term relationship?" there is no reason to try and come up with a fancy label for yourself to justify why you feel that way.

    • @maxyschmaxy
      @maxyschmaxy ปีที่แล้ว +90

      yea but "fornication party mix" sounds soo much better than "im cheating"

    • @dirtysploof5890
      @dirtysploof5890 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude gen z is just full of kids who dont understand being human cause theyre brains are mush from the internet so they think if they arent 100% clones of their friends/family they must have some sort of condition

    • @judahunderwood8433
      @judahunderwood8433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr fr

    • @helioghostt
      @helioghostt ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@maxyschmaxy polyamory is not cheating. cheating is cheating.

    • @blipbloppybloop
      @blipbloppybloop ปีที่แล้ว

      Polyamory is a mental illness

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    My ex proposed to me at 19 because he “loved me SO much” I said no, we’re too young, I’m not ready. 1 year later he cheated, we completely drifted apart and hated each other 😭

    • @emkay2757
      @emkay2757 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg proud of you, imagine 😭

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When young men say they love you with passion they're really only describing the ferocity of their boner. Once it goes away, so does their respect for you.

    • @asdfjgh
      @asdfjgh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thaloblue nice misandry there

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@asdfjgh men love calling anything but actual misandry as misandry.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asdfjgh I’m quoting like 27 dumbass podcasts. How is it misandry if the men admitted to it themselves? You’re only calling it misandry because it hurts your feelings. And I really don’t care how you feel about the actions of other men. You don’t have to deal with them all the time and you are totally ignorant to what life is like when you’re not a man, so no, you don’t get to play a victim’s card here.

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Noel rocking the beard in the ad read looks fresh af

    • @sun_cattle5008
      @sun_cattle5008 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true but for a quick second he looked like Andrew Tate

  • @Grace-pi7ne
    @Grace-pi7ne ปีที่แล้ว +146

    It is truly astonishing how we can see just how much of an empath Noel is as a therpist. I only hope to see his portfolio expand

  • @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna
    @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna ปีที่แล้ว +237

    9 times out of 10 polyamory is cope, the only time it can genuinely works is when all involved individuals are romantically involved with each other and not like one guy or girl just stringing along a bunch of partners. Those always tend to end in bitterness, heartbreak and someone getting cucked. Also ppl need to learn the difference between wanting polyamory and an open relationship like cmon ppl.

    • @LOGIBEAR01
      @LOGIBEAR01 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It doesn't work in our society, and that is is probably a good thing.

    • @thembo-lina
      @thembo-lina ปีที่แล้ว

      Yall are a bunch of dorks 💀

    • @kakonthebed
      @kakonthebed ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@LOGIBEAR01 Works for me. But i have the same criticism lol it does not work for most people.

    • @PyroGamie
      @PyroGamie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      999,999/1,000,000*

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Can we please have a $5 therapy video with Aleena if she has the time 😭😭😭😭😭 Bro PLEASE bro

    • @felicitys3621
      @felicitys3621 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No she’s too good 😭😭😭 don’t do that to her

    • @chezzrocky
      @chezzrocky ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PLEASE THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

  • @linaelise
    @linaelise ปีที่แล้ว +52

    the GM act was so accurate. i work at a grocery store that rhymes with shmole shmoods and my store leader literally does nothing but point at things, yell, and pretend he’s on the phone

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet he gets that bag lmao, managers are the worst and they get paid for nothing

    • @Alex-pq2fv
      @Alex-pq2fv ปีที่แล้ว

      Respectfully
      Your pfp has shmole shmoods vibes

    • @linaelise
      @linaelise ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-pq2fv lmaooo it’s a 4 year old picture that’s okay

    • @Alex-pq2fv
      @Alex-pq2fv ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linaelise I can't talk too much shit when I'm here with Sully so

    • @thedigitalodometer945
      @thedigitalodometer945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I might have to start calling it “Shmole Shmoods” from now on.

  • @elainelikesboba
    @elainelikesboba ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Looks like i’ll be watching this instead of crying on my lunch break today, thanks Noel!

    • @Ladida555
      @Ladida555 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Watch and cry

    • @gracebooth1472
      @gracebooth1472 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      literally on my lunch rn

    • @sarakt9272
      @sarakt9272 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do both. Multitasking is a great skill to have

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @KatnaHG27
      @KatnaHG27 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crying while watching this actually

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Normally I kinda hate when people talk about their loved one confiding in them like "ugh what am I your THERAPIST?" but it is a lil different when its your parents I feel.
    Maybe I just have more sympathy cause my Mom is always venting to me about the most intimate problems in her marriage to my Dad (including their sex life!!!) and I'm like, dear lord, why don't you have anyone else to share these things with?

    • @azaria4447
      @azaria4447 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right my mom did this too. It got to a point where I said I wasn't going to listen anymore lol

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's easier than ever to get someone else to talk to about it. Depending on the age she started whining about her life to you, it could have had a negative impact on your mental health. Your parents aren't supposed to break the 4th wall.

  • @JoshuaHenelyThornhill
    @JoshuaHenelyThornhill ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The cheating one was insane and the no-passion one is a sign of the times.

  • @Soopsies
    @Soopsies ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hi Noel, watching this video gave me such bad food poisoning that I threw up twice and passed out on the bathroom floor. I had to be hospitalized and couldn’t move without blacking out for 30 minutes. Keep up the good work

  • @Gaspardicles
    @Gaspardicles ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i want to see what happens when that “i think im poly” dude finds out polyamory is not just fucking around and actually takes so much work and self-growth

  • @laurenl22
    @laurenl22 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The getting married at 19 one hurt, as someone who did that LOL. To be fair i was raised religious and he was a narcissist. Divorced at 24 goes p hard tho.

  • @sashapacek7421
    @sashapacek7421 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The addition of the quick silhouette animations is SUCH an awesome new part of this!

  • @aaronjaiden62
    @aaronjaiden62 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Noel’s Gary V impression is always legendary whenever it makes an appearance

  • @jackraniere7906
    @jackraniere7906 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Props to whoever did the animations, they were pretty dope.

  • @MarshallsPov
    @MarshallsPov ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Noel was ruthlessly honest with this one I love it

  • @hannahbatista20
    @hannahbatista20 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Noel is the only creator who’s ads I don’t skip through

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      comments like this feel like they're commissioned by the sponsor of the video to get more eyes on the ad.

    • @chemstry2880
      @chemstry2880 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i skip, proudly

    • @MiddleFingerLimited
      @MiddleFingerLimited ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skip them. It give them a fraction of a fraction of a cent. If you give them a dollar you'd be giving them more than a lifetime of watching ads.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @TheSteiner12
      @TheSteiner12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats sad

  • @trevormooney3669
    @trevormooney3669 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite 21 year old doctor/therapist youtuber

  • @Richmilkpersonal
    @Richmilkpersonal ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Noel always manages to spread my cheeks

    • @tinytine_
      @tinytine_ ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Reading this with your username in mind is,,, an experience. The mental visuals are truly disturbing of a sentient poop that watches Noel's vids

    • @avi_s0ncin0
      @avi_s0ncin0 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tinytine_ i found this reply deeply profound and mind-opening. Thank you.

    • @mscarlsim8178
      @mscarlsim8178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny, bc i was gonna comment the same thing

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Son, that is disgusting

    • @Richmilkpersonal
      @Richmilkpersonal ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tinytine_ yes

  • @kellyc1188
    @kellyc1188 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    saw you on 4/20 in SF, i was almost crying with laughter the whole time. thank you for such a good show king

  • @HeavenlyFrost
    @HeavenlyFrost ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Loved the show in Seattle! Never had more questions about suicide than ever before.

  • @samarter7863
    @samarter7863 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can’t believe Noel read that literal fanfiction the discord dude wrote

  • @edashla
    @edashla ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Dr Noel getting fed up low key lol. Goin hard on y’all with the advice a lil bit. First kid caught it the worst imo and then he didn’t even go for shorty glazing wit the “ambiguous king” hahaha cooked 😂😂😂 funny as always though

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some genuinely great advice + a hilariously spot on Gary V impression. And they said it couldn't be done

  • @swarlz_jr8042
    @swarlz_jr8042 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I need more of this manic energy from Noel - video slaps! Thanks racially ambiguous King
    Edit: never had this many likes on a video. Thanks guys

  • @pillowvibes
    @pillowvibes ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:03 the fact that I nearly spit out my food to say “A FEW MONTHS?” wtf, y’all gotta wait a bit longer than a few months dude

  • @lucyservo6574
    @lucyservo6574 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Noel was extra brutal this episode. So glad I wasn't at the receiving end 😂 I'm too sensitive

  • @JJ-1866
    @JJ-1866 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that district manager impression was so spot on I almost quit again

  • @mredddy
    @mredddy ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I'm on shrooms and this shit got me blowing out my nose a couple times.

    • @astralc7201
      @astralc7201 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Safe travels, fellow traveler

    • @rory5113
      @rory5113 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta catch them all

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      acid

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read nose as load and wasn’t gobsmacked.

  • @ianmoon1840
    @ianmoon1840 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If I ever resort to Noel for actual advice please make sure I’m okay and I have people to talk to

  • @haydenelliott3654
    @haydenelliott3654 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the little animations they’re a nice touch

  • @AJKvideoproductions
    @AJKvideoproductions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was more informative than usual, really enjoyed it.

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:07 Noel has the perfect Narduar impression

  • @AdamOBrien29
    @AdamOBrien29 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What a nice small therapist he his 😊

    • @aedan2838
      @aedan2838 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah dudes mad little

  • @vixenluv
    @vixenluv ปีที่แล้ว +6

    thank you noel for saying what i've been thinking

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fr that person "wants to cheat" is spitting bs no way you started paying for therapy and suddenly became too broke for it

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You ever been mentally unstable and broke before?

    • @saltjord1547
      @saltjord1547 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gilly_axolotl yea, u dont even start therapy cause you're broke

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@saltjord1547 it's good to get a couple sessions in here and there when you can afford it

  • @emmalwooten
    @emmalwooten ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this series and the one and a half minutes of each of these vids that noel is genuinely giving helpful insight makes me lol

  • @meeklomayne4476
    @meeklomayne4476 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jesus this one was fucking brutal💀💀 loved it

  • @kristenbarho7463
    @kristenbarho7463 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn't expecting to watch this video and actually feel validated lmao, thank you Noel. I'm a counselor-in-training and I love your $5 therapy videos

  • @itsmeais1736
    @itsmeais1736 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ooo the poly couples gonna be mad at this one LMFAOOO

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was a bit distasteful

    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good

    • @SaturdayWinter
      @SaturdayWinter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nobody cares

    • @itsmeais1736
      @itsmeais1736 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gilly_axolotl exhibit a

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itsmeais1736 I'm not poly

  • @anastasiiasergienko3529
    @anastasiiasergienko3529 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    fav noel series: 5 dollar therapy

  • @M.h-son
    @M.h-son ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a great video. The advice you gave this time is needed rn for many

  • @cheesecake6758
    @cheesecake6758 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wasn’t ready for Noel to turn Amish for a VPN ad

  • @Richmilkpersonal
    @Richmilkpersonal ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Noel never fails to make my cheeks jiggle

  • @modisuppose1321
    @modisuppose1321 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think at this point in the series I’m realizing that the things Noel is empathetic towards are maybe the things Noel has probably experienced in his own life. Mayhaps.

  • @BlueDevilJunkie
    @BlueDevilJunkie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:06 the moment the spirit of Nardwuar took over Noel’s body

  • @rogeliocanela8907
    @rogeliocanela8907 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If y’all think Noel’s a menace in his videos he’s out for blood at his shows

  • @goblinking8510
    @goblinking8510 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone looking to get out of retail work and don't wanna go back to college, trades. You can get a 6 month trade program and get a job in a snap. The trades are lacking in people so they are looking to hire. (Electrical and plumbing pay the best)

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:08 nice. Thanks bro! 🥰

  • @alexjinnette3128
    @alexjinnette3128 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noel’s Gary Vee sounds like the most terrifying child of Narduwar and the Joker

  • @chrismegusta
    @chrismegusta ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God, imagine that polyamory kid watching this video

  • @alsity1
    @alsity1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    last answer was genuinely helpful, thanks noel

    • @alsity1
      @alsity1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im in a similar situation Aka im 22 and have no idea what the fuck i wanna do which isnt the end of the world but yk i just wanna find things i enjoy doing and i havent found that yet. but ur advice that doing things you dont wanna do actually shows u the way is really good and now i dont feel so bad about doing things im not sure about

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did anyone else perfectly skip Noel's intro so that he would say hey I'm on tour come see me and immediately sniffs his fingers

  • @YoungRebelRoyalty
    @YoungRebelRoyalty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did I find Noel pointing at the cans and mumbling to be so hilarious???😂 I had to replay it multiple times.

  • @sciencefixion
    @sciencefixion ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Half of this could be fixed with dumping your high school bf/gf boom done

  • @edenviii2638
    @edenviii2638 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think people don’t realise that sometimes even the best you can do will still not be enough, and the best you can do will still hurt people. No amount of good intentions, no amount of “it hurts me too” will fully ‘absolve’ you of the consequences of the choices you make. It does not make you right or wrong. It just is. And it sucks sometimes. Once you can fully realise and accept this, hopefully you can go through life with less regrets.

  • @dabosswordyeet5353
    @dabosswordyeet5353 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    why does the saturation keep increasing each video its scaring me

  • @brodrickflaherty7028
    @brodrickflaherty7028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    almost died when he pointed at gary v then proceeded to give the most accurate nardwuar impression ever

  • @iv.no4
    @iv.no4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Noel’s advice for the first person is actually so real. Stay out of grown folks’ business and you won’t have shit to complain about. You’re over saying “they talk dirty in front of us” and you’re sitting there pretending like you can’t hear them with your headphones in. You’re being weird af, listen to your TikToks and leave your parents tf alone.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or say something. Let them know they arent as sneaky as they think they are and they will probly stop.

    • @iv.no4
      @iv.no4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iamcool544 like, let me insert myself into YOUR BUSINESS and then complain about what you’re discussing with each other. I’m sorry, WHAT?!? like I know this is a child (I’m assuming), but mind your own! Damn, it’s really not that hard. Adults flirt, and they’re also just as much entitled to their privacy, if not even moreso, than children are. The fuck?

    • @insertnamehere6227
      @insertnamehere6227 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@iv.no4 Literally what privacy if they're doing it in front of their children?

    • @iv.no4
      @iv.no4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insertnamehere6227 Their privacy in general - anytime, anywhere. Unless we know these people personally, we don’t know their shit. But what I do know is you cannot insert yourself into someone else’s business and then complain about what they’re saying. It wasn’t for you to hear in the first place. As for the child, you shouldn’t present that you’re not listening or can’t hear if you’re clearly eavesdropping.

    • @firstlast7294
      @firstlast7294 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      talking dirty right in front of your kids is weird af period

  • @sociallyawkwardhuh
    @sociallyawkwardhuh ปีที่แล้ว

    2:44 damn tho that transition is smooth as hell

  • @aliencookies1496
    @aliencookies1496 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i know its all jokes n stuff for the most part, but just want to say to the person who thinks they are poly, as a poly person, look into what it really is and talk to your partner. figure out why you think youre poly. and if you are, what step you want, and are willing, to take. for all you know, your partner is also poly or open to it. if they arent, and you decide it is something you truelly want/need in life, make the hard decision. i tried to be in monogamous relationships for a long time.
    i was always loyal and all that. but i definatly couldnt help that i am happier being able to love freely. im now in a polyamourous relationship with 3 partners and it was worth it for me.
    but on the flipside, some people think they are and realize that ya, they were just h***y or in an unfufilling relationship and polyamoury wasnt the answer.
    do your research and do what you decide is best for you and your partner, even if that means ending the relationship for one reason or another.
    also, dont cheat. some other comments are bringing that up. polyamoury should be ethical, cheating is never ethical.
    sidenote: if you dont believe polyamoury is a real thing, agree to disagree, really not looking to argue with anyone. tho can/will answer any legit questions.

    • @auri7442
      @auri7442 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @auri7442
      @auri7442 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’ve got great vibes, totally agree with everything said here

    • @aliencookies1496
      @aliencookies1496 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@auri7442thanks ♡

    • @Meow99029
      @Meow99029 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with Auri! ❤

  • @sydney5887
    @sydney5887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His district manager impersonation was spot on 😂😂

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa6523 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Gary Vee impression is so good

  • @bigchunguz3195
    @bigchunguz3195 ปีที่แล้ว

    On g this man uploads exactly when I have nothing else to watch

  • @Maxineewing7501
    @Maxineewing7501 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yall i think noels just done with our shit

  • @AttackSpeed407
    @AttackSpeed407 ปีที่แล้ว

    That news flash trailing on about editor's rights got me laughing, I love that kind of humor.

  • @meg9579
    @meg9579 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:54 can we get a wellness check on Noel’s editor 🧐

  • @daniellong7955
    @daniellong7955 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noel playing starcraft 2 is a crossover I didn't think I needed

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Doctor Noel sticking his fingers in the camera and asking us how it smells should be LonelyFans content.

  • @tonyharwood6420
    @tonyharwood6420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Gary Vee impression was a perfect Nardwuar impression 🤣

  • @themongrel930
    @themongrel930 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    noel actually trying to help people 😂

  • @feena1696
    @feena1696 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAOO the intro killed me, “can i pls go to the bathroom” HAHAH Noah’s crying for help

  • @nammy4058
    @nammy4058 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The trauma from the trunk is mine 🥲

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does your sister have claustrophobia too?

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brahimdiop5506 my sister ran away 10 years ago so idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I pray all your elevators from now on are spacious and never crowded

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RobinLundqvist thank you 🙏🏼

  • @rasmusramstedt5528
    @rasmusramstedt5528 ปีที่แล้ว

    That HEY at the beginning cracked my ear drums, good news, it Will NEVER be too loud again

  • @gilesbuxton738
    @gilesbuxton738 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Noel's hair looks like he got a hair transplant

  • @jadyngale5500
    @jadyngale5500 ปีที่แล้ว

    just saw you in vegas !!!! it was the time of our lives !! so so so fun ! :)) love you !!!!

  • @RealQwerty1998
    @RealQwerty1998 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As a polyamorous person the email from the “repressed poly person” annoys me. This is the kinda crap that gives us a bad reputation. Like I would never get into a relationship with someone that wanted monogamy and then expect that to change, if you start a monogamous relationship then that’s on you dude, if you need something different then leave your wife and commit to trying something new, don’t try to string her along so you can cheat and hurt her even worse

    • @Selena22184
      @Selena22184 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly!! fellow poly person here and that email frustrated me so much

    • @Meow99029
      @Meow99029 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It annoys me too! Cheaters are cheaters and they shouldnt get to use our valid label as an excuse to get away with their choices

  • @DrumThisEverywhere
    @DrumThisEverywhere ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Noel spittin nothing but truth in this one

  • @lucastation123
    @lucastation123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that story about the parent using their kid as therapist seemed interesting…. oh well

  • @EmilyJeanAU
    @EmilyJeanAU ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The district manager impression was spot on 🤣💀