'Suddenly, I don't want a caramel apple anymore.' You are not the only one who now feels that way, kind sir. Thankfully it is not caramel apple season yet.
I'm in the library holding my nose, laughing so hard tears are coming out! Oooh this was a good laugh. Thank you Brandon for sacrificing your nose hairs for us lol
"Jesus did not die for my sins for me to set in a little Caesars parking lot to pull nose hairs" LOL 😂 he is the funniest person on the planet earth LOL 😂
I came across your videos on Facebook and since then, you’ve been giving me such joy on my darkest days. always making me laugh and smile. Wanted to say thank for that!
I'm sure melting needed to be at the kitties Cesar's parking lot too, but I'm glad it worked out just fine for you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I'm here for this 😘
That’s gonna pull out memories from my childhood -Brandon Farris 2020
That one got me too!! 😂
I read that as he said it
That one was my fave too!
I read this commit right as he said it 😂
Oh god... rofl!
*"Is that a 50¢ piece?"* 🤔😆🤣
*"Jepardy's on."* 😂🤣
“I accidentally pulled at my medulla obligatory.” -Brandon Farris 2020
Medulla obligatory 😂😂😂😂😂
Rat Mom I couldn’t stop laughing at that part!
I was drinking my coffee watching this n I almost choke😂😂 I was laughing so hard
Shanti Noble I had to learn not to drink anything let alone hot liquids while watching his videos cause they make me laugh every single time!!
ROFLMAOLOL!
"You brought friends."
"Cut the crust off!"🤣
"You look like you have two first names."
"We have a bit of a sichitation."
Omg i swear when i was reading the comment the last one when i read it he literally said it at the same time omg😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
Note to future self: do not drink anything while watching Brandon Farris - you might choke and cough up your medulla obligatory!
Same! 🤣🤣
I threw up while watching him
🤣👍
i keep watching him while eating and drinking 😂 i spat cereal milk all over my ipad the other day and last night i spat coke all over my ipad 😂
I was in a meeting while watching him and let’s say it didn’t go great 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My new thing to yell out- "CUT THE CRUST OFF!"
Lesli Galluzzo I loved that!
Mine is the. " don't touch your genitals... keep it clean.... sanitizer 😂😂😂
At the end of 2020, instead of yelling "Jumanji", everyone has gotta yell "CUT THE CRUST OFF-" 🤣🤣
“Jesus did not die for my sins so I could sit in a little ceasers parking lot and pluck nose hairs” - a quote by Brandon Farris..... I’m done 😂😂😂
I feel like... sure... that would totally be included... Brandon does Gods work in strange ways. :)
“ I appreciate it though lord”😂😂
Jesus died for us to profisie......
TO LITTLE CEASERS
Lmfao
I. Was reading this while he said this
i want him to shout “BRING IT ON” before he pulls them out
Nikita De Jaeger omg that’d be so funny
ROFL!
i wish you the best of luck with this, all my prayers to you and your nose
Yep
“What’s that over there PAIN”
-Brandon farris
Me everytime I stub my toe on my bed when I wake up:
The video hasn't even started and I'm already laughing.
Edit: Jeah, I was right.
I have just died of laughter.
RIP lol 😂
🤣🤣
I die every video u watch of him
*”Jeopardy’s On!”*
I love that
*”I wouldn’t park H E R E!”*
That’s so funny
😂😂😂
Oh my god I know! I’m dying😂
"Ooh that's up there, that's gonna pull memories from my childhood" 🤣🤣 poor Brandon
'Suddenly, I don't want a caramel apple anymore.'
You are not the only one who now feels that way, kind sir. Thankfully it is not caramel apple season yet.
“What’s that over there?” *pulls the cue tip* “Ahhh pain” that’s not how it works my dude😂
Yo when he did that I immediately thought of 'Happy Feet' when Ramon tricks himself before jumping off the cliff
1:00 you hurt meeee 😂 Brandon never fails to make me smile
SAMEE
I'm in the library holding my nose, laughing so hard tears are coming out! Oooh this was a good laugh. Thank you Brandon for sacrificing your nose hairs for us lol
“Huh what’s that over there? Nohw! Pain!” 😂
"Jesus did not die for my sins for me to set in a little Caesars parking lot to pull nose hairs" LOL 😂 he is the funniest person on the planet earth LOL 😂
This is the first time I've ever seen the "premiers in 8 hours" dealy. 😳😳 and I. Cant. Wait.
I got the premier vid at the same time as the vid
@@aaryn459 my notification for the video was there at 4am, Eastern standard Time. 💕
Rear ends car in front of him..
"I'm sorry officer, I was just waxing my nose hairs and my eyes got all watery.. it was an accidental"
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO beauty is pain. He never fails to entertain...and I needed that laugh this morning. My 5 month old baby even laughed at him lol 😆
I'm literally sobbing rn
"*GASP* WHAT'S THAT OVER HERE? *YANK*"
and all I can think of is "Trust no one, not even yourself"
1:41 Hmm? What’s that over there?(yank) AHH PAIN!!
Still one of my TOP favorites videos
😂🤷🏼♀️🤣
Brandon you brighten any sh*tty day, truly thank you
"Oh that is gonna pull out memories from my childhood" Absolutely dying 🤣 🤣🤣
2:42 I'm definitely in pain from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Absolutely love ur content always brightens my day🤗
1:29 Totally real. 😜 I can’t breathe.
1:30(Screams) JESUS!!!!
XD "What's that over there?" *pulls q`tip* "oWW pAin!" XDDDDDDDD mood
This is the content I live for.
*Evil laughter*
I came across your videos on Facebook and since then, you’ve been giving me such joy on my darkest days. always making me laugh and smile.
Wanted to say thank for that!
Omg that's gonna hurt
I love this man, lots of love and hope for you in these hard times.
"I'll be ugly, I don't care anymore"😂😂😂
“Bless that food lord”
- I can’t 🤣
I’M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣 I choked on my water tho. ;-;
Ah jeez Brandon, why
"I'll be ugly I don't care anymore" hilarious who can relate. 😂😂
2:22 thats gonna pull out memories from my childhood 😂
"oh these are gonna pull out memories from my childhood" LMAO 😂😂😂😂
That “I did it!” Got me😂😂😂
I love how when brandon get hurt he yells something different 😂
"Oh that's gonna pull out memories from my childhood..."💀AF THO!😂
"MMM Bless that food lord😃" Was FUNNY for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣I love your vids.
*”CUT THE- CRUST OFF”*
-Brandon 2020
0:11
"Am I doing this right? Maybe later...."
"Oooooowwwww!!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘Oh that’s going to pull out memories from my childhood’ 😂😂
That’s gonna pull out memory’s from my childhood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"That's gonna pull out memories from my childhood" 😂😂😂
You are for real the funniest person on the entire internet so I started laughing just by the thumbnail....😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I cannot wait to be this first to comment !!! Boy I do love watching you!! Your so funny!! And you girlfriend 😉😉!!
Yay!! A heart from Brandon!!! Made my day! Love your videos!! The 50 cent piece!!!!🤣🤣🤣
This one is gonna pull out memories from my childhood .... Done🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My eyes started tearing up just thinking about it.
Oh God, this is gonna be great. Can't wait to hear your screams of pain 😂
Sending love to you, Gloria and Autumn 💖💖
Lmao
“I’m ready to go now” 😂😂😂
Lol Brandon is the only TH-camr that I actually am willing to watch him pick his nose hairs and still be entertained. You're hilarious brother
Brandon: why do I does these things in little cesear’s parking lot?
Me: I’m sure they’re wondering that too 😂
“I GOT ONE :O”
five seconds later...
“WE GOT THReeEeEeEE!!! :O :D”
🤣👌🏻✨
Talking about people spit their toenails on the floor MEANWHILE your throwing your nose hairs EVERYWHERE in the car 😂😂😂
I was thinking the exact same thing..lol
Lol Jennifer! So glad someone else thought the same exact thing! Eww!
He puts himself threw some much Ian it’s sad😂his jokes every time tho I swear this is the funniest dude to me🤣🤣
Only if I didn't have school when u premiere it I'll watch it after... I pray for you Brandon... also looooove the video's
“Hey what’s tha- Pain!!”😂😂
brandon with a q-tip stuck up his nose during golden hour hits different
HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY DAY!!! 🥺❤️❤️
His face when he said “I wouldn’t park here” 💀💀
It cracks me up when he says I wouldn't park here 🤣 🤣🤣
Floss lasso. A "Flasso" if you will, wouldn't have kept leaving wax up in your medulla obligatory.
Omg he's hilarious..I can't stop laughing ❣️😅
“You look like you have two first names” 😂
Ive watched a lot of funny youtubers but you are the first one to make me laugh this much in the first 10 seconds of the video
He sat all day pulling nose hairs out-- I hope he ordered pizza pizza and bread sticks
Why am I watching this when nose hair freaks me out 😂
Must be love 🤣
But but, you need those hairs to block out bad things. We are not that safe in Sac County sir lol. But also, I'll still enjoy when I get up for work.
this man's ability to not swear even in intense and (somewhat) unexpected pain is impressive
Holy cwap...im actually early...thats a first...early and ready to see the pain then...goodluck lmao
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣 So many great quotes 🤣🤣🤣
0:35 “You hurt me!” *he says in the highest pitch achievable by man
0:59
@@BaronTheBarberTv 0:35
@@gabedudas2201are you dumb he said you hurt me at 0:59
*“Bless that food” and “it looks like you have two first names” is funny 😭💀😂☠️*
Does he reply to early people?? If you see this I want you to know that ilysm and you make me smile so much. I thank you for that ❤️
0:25 "BlEsS tHAt FooD, LoRd!!"
AMEN Brandon❤🤣
1:30 I cant breathe I'm wheezing too much...😂😂😂
1:50 "Jeopardy's On!!!!" 😂😭Omgggg
"I'll be ugly, I don't care anymore... Ow...Im ready to go home now!!"
🤣
“Bless that food lord” 0:25 😂😂😂
Love your videos, love everything about you, love everything about your queen and I love everything about your beautiful princess
Brandon, I absolutely love you! Lol. "...memories from my childhood".
Brandon: yOu hUrt Me!!🥺1:00
“My anxiety is through the roof!”
Relatable. 🤣
The ew at 0:22 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
0:29
I'm sure melting needed to be at the kitties Cesar's parking lot too, but I'm glad it worked out just fine for you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I'm here for this 😘
"My anxiety is up my nose right now" -Brandon Farris 2020
"That's going to pull out memories from my childhood" MAUHHAHHAHAHHA Laughing so hard I can barely breath!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll be at school 😢 but I’ll watch when I get gone
Period T same 😭
"CUT the crust off!!" 😂😂😂😂
7:00 AM is when I wake up for school tomorrow ;-;
I loves you profile pic lol 😆
I wake up at 6am 🤷🏼♀️😂😂 for no reason
I wake up at 5 a.m
Same
His face when he said you don’t wanna park here made my day!
“Dick Chaney OW!!” -Brandon Farris 2020
“Oh that’s ganna pull out memories from my childhood”
I laughed so hard when he said that🤣
imagine you finally see brandon in public and you see him plucking his nose hairs in a little caesar's parking lot
edit: added on
"Oh, that's gonna pull out memories from my childhood." 😂
What Brandon’s reaction should have been
I fear no man
But that
*scares me*
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!! 🤣🤣
"How do women do this?!"
We wax a lot...but not the nose hairs.
“Oh that’s going to rip out half of my childhood!” 😂😂😂