SMARTPHONES and PASSWORDS | Stand Up Comedy by Gaurav Kapoor
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- Bahut phone aur password aa gaya hai jindagi me..In do cheezon se kilse hue manushya ki kahani..
Written and Performed by: Gaurav Kapoor
/ gauravkpoor
Credits:
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Café
Video Recorded by:
Dishang Popat,
Vivian Castelino,
Harsh Shah
Live Audio Recorded by:
Swarada Bodas
Siegen Moopanar
Editing, Sound Mixing and Mastering: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films
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Upcoming Zoom Online / Live Show details are as follows:
*India - Online Show - 31st Oct* - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gaurav-kapoor-live-online-sitdown-comedy/ET00145818
*North America - Online Show - 7th Nov* - Message on insta for ticket link ( People from Aus, NZ, Singapore and other countries can also watch as per their time zone. You'll get your time once you click on the link. For any queries, message on insta)
*Delhi & Gurgaon - Live Show - 15th Nov* - Tickets will be up soon..Message on Insta for ticket link
*Vlog Channel* - th-cam.com/channels/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ.html
*Will add more cities soon. Check this space or follow on insta*
All the shows are of about 1 hour & 15 minutes. See you :)
Gaurav where is the previous video? I shared it with many of my friends & family. All subscribed to you ! *IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST STAND UP PIECE IN INDIA EVER PERFORMED !!!* why delete it ??
My tatti first😂
actual mein yehi problems hai passwords ki..😂😂
Indore bhi aao kabhi
Testicals wali remove Ku krdi?
2 OTPs coming together. The struggle is real🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha.
Ananaya pandey jitna struggle
This guys cracks me up every time...zomato mein login kaun underachiever krta hai...😂😂😂😂
login nahi hack..
Bhai cards ke details save hoti hai isliye password hote hai
@@siddharthsingh2538 true that
@@siddharthsingh2538 bhai tu comedy dekh raha hai. har chij ko serious mat le :P
But logic is logic
It seems Imran Hashmi has started stand up comedy... 😂 😂 😂
Yes,Because career failed due to hair loss🤣🤣
Lol
I was about to say kailash kher
Kuchh bhi.
this made me laugh so hard!!!! ;))
I learned one thing from the comment section that every delivery boy gets ₹5 on 5 star rating woahhh didn't know that
thanks for ur comment i also learnt from got to know from ur cmnt
Hmm!! Nice...
Swiggy me 10 rs deta he 5 star ke
Nice yaar
@@pragatianant5724 hi
This video taught me that bhindi is known as okra in eng. ( in subtitles) 😂😂
Ladyfinger?
@@kalashtrivedi4327 bhindi : okra/ladyfinger
baingan : brinjal/eggplant/obergine
shimla mirch : capsicum/bell pepper
1 veggie, multiple names
@@raunvk are you virgin.
@@kalashtrivedi4327 wtf 😂😂
Scientific name of bhindi is okra.. In English we can call it ladyfinger
Totally relatable. I almost got a stomach ache laughing. He should have talked about picture captcha. That would've been a killer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was dying to hear about that
@@NISHANmusic :-)
Me was also expecting tht
You forget New Captcha:-
◻️I'M NOT A ROBOT
Click the boxes of fire hydrant 😂
Exactly🤣🤣🤣
It’s so stupid click pictures of bridges itna grainy pictures hai ghanta nahi dekhta bridge kaha se dekho
Exactly yaar.. 🤣 it feels so stupid to click on the pictures.
That's y he's not that good.
Gaurav: names video 'smartphones'
Also gaurav: plays Nokia tune at the beginning 😂
*Well Mayb u just judge a Zomato delivery boy as a person who just gives u ur Theli..Bt trust me . They are much more than that.They Wait fr ur food in the hotel and try to escape traffic and deliver u on time.Even during rainy days they wear raincoats and deliver..And 5 star rating gives dem Extra 5 rs ..So Pls rate them 5 star..They will get Rs 5 extra..Have a nice day.*
Ek bar Maine zommato se order kiya sala aaya nahi or order karne ke one hour bad usne order pick up karke ghar chala gya or waha se cancel mar diya. Mujhe raat ko sukhi roti khake sona pda or woh mera khana lekar chala gya.
They have opted this job, don't play victim card every where
@@khalidmirza1950 Lol .its nt playing a victim card..neither dey are any sort of victims...Its just..we should not think dem as sm1 who just give us our Thelis..thats it.
lol.. and everyone knows that... maybe u mis judged him
@@khalidmirza1950 this guy didn't play a victim card he told what happens in the background
And most of the deliveries are actually perfect People are still too much of morons to give them the 5 star rating even when they deserve it
(Zomato, Swiggi, Uber and food panda) give them the 5 star they deserve.
Bro extreme level of creativity. You look at things from a different perspective.,🙂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
That's true he is amazing
That hash (#) getting a job at instagram was a good one!
True😁
The password was 000..
😂😂😂
5:55 this double Otp case is relateable
This guy is amazing! I would rate him as one of the top 3 stand up comics currently in India. Content and delivery is top notch!
Bohot creative... Bohot funny... Ekdum relatable.. Maza aa gya
Tabhi me sochu
Starting me zometo ad kyun nhi tha😂
Hi
6:34 min of continuous laughter... Grt set man..... Loved it
This video is sponsored by *Zomato*.. Brought you by *Swiggy*.
Nice video Gourav.
Watching this for the first time.. and you just refreshed a memory of my father, who I lost a few years back. His briefcase password was also 000 😂. So thank you for that ... Keep killing it
U simply made my day...
Just awesome sir
Hi
“Content is King “ and this man never failed to bring content something fresh , and imagination of this guy is spot on. I want to see full video of this
@3:14 to usne mujhe block kar diya yaar 😂😂😂😂
I literally can relate to this whole episode... And so may more can.
Who else also didn't know that "Bhindi" is called "Okra" in English before the subtitles at 0:44 ??
Just you. Sab gawaar nhi hotw
@@INDIANBEA5Tyour comment speaks a lot about your education!
@@srijandokania9827 surely it does.
Lol hashtags started with twitter, not instagram
Ohk but don't start judging his knowledge although you are correct his only motto was to make us laugh😄
@@adityabisht852 I'm not judging, that's why I said lol
@@adityabisht852 why does anyone need to know the history of social media anyway, useless info
It is, but people use it on instagram mostly ❤
@@aryan033 Untrue. Twitter is not very popular in India, but it's popularity rivals Instagram in many countries. Trends begin on twitter.
Password pe standup!!! U r a genius!!! So funny 😂.. come to Canada please
*Bhai video bahaut acchi thi 100 marks but thodi length bdhao video ki* mja aa gya😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bhoot achaa likha bhai
ankho ke samne rehne wale chezo se jo fun nikala it is up to d mark.thnks to make us smile
Bhai captcha helps lot for security. But your Comedy is 🔥
Yes that select pics is next step of captcha
Bhai mene bahut se stand up dekhe h lekin ye sabase best tha aaj m first time kisi youtube video ke comment section m comment kar raha hu kyoki pahali baar m itna hansa hu bhai hansate hansate diwaar se takara gaya yaarr lekin fir bhi hansi nhi ruki❤️
What an observation Gaurav. So relatable. Now I find this OTP and password problem funny. 😅
U so hilarious bro. The way u speak n laugh urself, is just amazing. Please don't stop making videos. U r another level. I just luv u
# ko Job mil mil gyi Instagram mai. 🤣🤣😆.
And @ uske janam k pehle se Twitter ka bachha hai. 🐦🐦
* sab galtiyon ka boz apne sar pe leke ghumta hai. 🙁
"" Ae maa apne special bacchon ki security rakhti hai😠
? Ko kitna bhi samjao kuch samaj nahi aata😱😭
Haha 😂
3:30 Isn't he looking like Imran hasmi and Kane Williamson 😂😂😂
Around 3 years ago zomato data was leaked and zomato asked all its users to change their password to ensure that their payment details are safe. BUT NICE VIDEO!!!
This was tooo good man😂😂😂
One of the best video in my life. Its really amazing.
Your stand ups are amazing. i keep waiting forr new ones.
thoda jaldi banaya karo bhai
Hilarious! Awesome content, amazing timing and spot on delivery. One of the finest stand up comedians ever!
This guy has not only comic timing well but his facial expressions are awesome
Truth is it's real life scenario of all of us....Comedy!
I'm sharing this with zomato wale bhaiya and 49 others😋
I was legit filling a captcha when he cracked the joke
You seriously have this next level humour
Writing nd creativity at its best👍👏👏
Good one - laughed at stand-up jokes after a long time!! The day is not far when you'll be asked for an OTP for going to the toilet.
jflcreate
😂 savage
Brilliant... Mind blowing script!!! This is too funny.😂
Itna observation kese kr lete ho bhai #muchlove 🇮🇳🎭
So relatable 🤣🤣
Watching after years. Still fresh & solid punchlines. Gaurav born for standup
Your reaction starting at 3:39 :D HAHAHA
2otp😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣no.1swiggy block 😂😂😂😂😂 awesome
Enjoyed each and every punch line. You and gupta ji have great comic scene. Thanks for make me laugh.
This was brilliant!
P.S. Captcha generates data points to train image recognition algos . Implementation: Automatic cheque reading machines in Banks 🏦
Pretty true about the otp scene
Perfectly defined CAPTCHA :D :D
Bahut hi jordar.....superb..100 see jyada logo ko forward Kar Chuka hu Bhai.
Mast
Very innovative use of material from our everyday struggle with Apps and passwords..... Great show Gaurav...
Literally that happens two OTP comes at same time.
5:27 seriously happens to me all the time when I have to pay using my Debit card!
Loved it man... From kerala
When ever i watch his videos after that i go nd listen that punjabi song'bullet'..
Hahahaha relatable
V can relate everything u said
Sooo true nice
Excellent Gaurav
exam tomorrow and i'm here laughing on OTP AND PASSWORDS
Hahaha Same Situarion...
@@mianabar7116 AREY HIGH FIVE
Only comedian who makes me laugh out loud.
Bhot OP... One of the best standup 😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was a intresting stress buster
Hi
the one where you are confused about which otp to send..first or second....truly hilarious....
True..it is like me saying .these all hapense with me too.😂😂😂😂😂
Guys do subscribe my new music channel... 😊🙏As Padmini Patani
Gaurav bhai, bohot jabardast concept select karte ho aap, just keep going, love u 😘, apne tour schedule upload karo
Bht sahi points h... Bilkul real life me Yehi scene h
A Kapoor who is talented and no one in family does stand up. Cool!☺️
Bahut sahi pakda. OTP wala struggle kitna accurate tha. 👍🏻
Zomato and other such app use password to save ur atm data leacking which is generally saved in such apps ...... Btw u r hilarious ......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Password relatable 😂
I really laughed too much 😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Ye Banda Emran hashmi kewl mujhe hi lagra hai ya koi or bhi hai🤔🤔🤔
😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
Hum bhi aapki baat se ittefaq rakhte hai
@@rizwanamansuri1922 yeah actually I don't know what "ittefaq" means but it sounds cool af🤣🤣🤣
It means I do agree with what u said ....
1:35 000 is damn real thing 😮😂
Thank you, whole day pressure refreshed by laughing at ur jokes..
Brilliant brilliant! Fantastic!
This was relatable 😂😂😂 love it. All of that has been happened with me
This happens yaar
I love it when you laugh at your own jokes. 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
0:00 - 0:05 nostalgic 🤗🤗🤗
Bhaisaab kya banda h yr ....
Besabri se wait kr rha tha...
#dhansu
Sach me too good
Oh my God...I couldn't stop laughing throughout the video, kai baar to bich me pause karna pada😂😂😅
Bhendi ki subhi order CBI data
Zomato password - swiggy no 1
# special
Bahutei umda... 👍👌👌👌🙏
Bhai missing testicles wali video edit kar ka dalo 😊😊
Your sense of humor is really 👌 great..😂😂😂
Totally nailed this set..the struggle is real
*Sahi me bro.... "this is easy / this is weak" k chakkar me...now I have started maintaining handwritten diary to remember my tough /strong passwords😝😝😝*
But thats safe
That cant be hacked easily
I recall all my passwords every night before sleeping
I love you Gaurav...all shows are awesome
This is too easy....real problem 😂😂😂
Who else becomes robot while entering their pw 🤣
Goat.. among all Indian standup comedian..
To easy or weak wali bt toh bhut badiya h or sach h. 🤣 Yad hi nahi hoga toh password kis bt k