I like how this entire episode was just Matt being super hyped about Splatterhouse, while Woolie and Liam talk about the biology and science behind Meatwalls.
Jokerhamil Nah man, Grenada was his testing grounds as a kid but when that guy with the machete said showed up on his window and said "I comin' back!" he got scared and moved to Canada. Years later, ashamed of his failure he joined the varsity football team then this one guy pissed him off, then he killed that guy Viper vs. Mountain style, why do you think he knows so much about eyes popping during this video and the Samurai Cop one?
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD Woolie was actually a child soldier that went crazy from VR training missions. From that day forward in Varsity Football, he became known as Madden the Piledriver.
Francis York Morgan QUUUUUUIIIIINNNNNTTTTTT!!!!!!! *_Drops to my knees in the rain, screaming at the sky in front of his trailer that's actually just Kaysen_*
for Marlow Briggs I thought they just took the GDD from God of War but took out all the parts about the main character being an unlikeable assfuck idiot who blames everyone else for problems he caused. also improved the combat a little
Jim Cummings didn't voice Winnie the Pooh. He STILL voices Winnie the Pooh. He's the official Winnie the Pooh voice...and Tigger voice. And he voiced Robotnik in that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon...and The Master from Fallout...and Darkwing Duck. Jim Cummings has voiced darn near everyone. Jim Cummings voices ME.
Okay, calm down at the end, buddy. It's probably because his voice is stuck in your head, and it won't stop until like a day later or smth. Am I correct?
Oh I remember when this game was announced in like 2007 or whatever. I never heard anything else about it. I wasn't even sure if it ever came out until I saw it at a friend's house and they said "Don't touch that horrible abortion of a game! It sucks so much." Until now, that was my only experience with this game, and I don't know why my friend hated this game so much...
Long loading screens aside I enjoyed this game a lot. Decent fighting system, good atmosphere, solid soundtrack, and as a bonus the three original Splatterhouse games.
It's not a bad game at all. It's nothing amazing, but to me, I enjoyed my entire playthrough of it and actually wanted a sequel to happen so that they could clean the game up abit. If you like 3D beat 'em up games like this and God of War and all that, it's totally a recommendable game.
Its the Duke Nukem Forever effect, where an "Ok" to "Decent" game gets bashed because it took a while to come out and didn't live up to the hype. and yes, I'm saying Duke Nukem Forever is an "Ok" game. its not great but its not as bad as people make it out to be.
projackX thank you, no really thank you, loading screens aside that game actually had a pretty fun combat system and really fun multiplayer while it lasted
This is seriously one of my favorite games of last generation. It falls apart in the last couple of missions but it's just so good, especially as a horror fan. It has references out the ass, amazing violence, and great dialog and humor. Jim Cummings brings such gravitas to the game. Love this game.
Holy shit. This is so fucking... just absurdly violent and bloody it kinda loops around on itself to become a performance art piece. I appreciate games like this, that are basically huge fuck yous to censors.
The Splatterhouse remake gets such a bad rap I personally loved every minute of it, the game knows it's a B-movie schlocK-fest and revels in its. Also the sheer fact that it includes the first 3 games including the arcade port is worth the price of admission alone.😊
This game was fun a lot but there was some bullshit with it. There were a few neat references in it and in every level you could collect 4 pieces of a picture that, 9 times out of 10, was Jennifer topless. Seriously.
I don't remember the eyeballs I dissected in biology class shattering. They were more like really tough bags of water that you had to practically saw open with a scalpel. I'm not an expert on murder like Woolie, though, so I could be wrong.
Actually, the 2nd and 3rd Splatterhouse were exclusive to the Megadrive/Genesis, while this game got ported to PC Engine/Turbografx and a very obscure Japanese system called the FM Towns Marty. The FM Towns version is actually an arcade perfect port, while the PC Engine obviously had to be changed because of hardware limitations. The PC Engine version is actually mostly uncensored and iIt's the main reason I bought a PC Engine a few years back.
I don't care what anyone says about this game it's freaking amazing and as gore filled as you'd expect it to be and filled with metal and best voice actor ever for the mask.
This is *Blasphemy*! There are *3* of the Zaibatsu Present, therefore this is Super Best Friends! Unless..... Of course......Woolie died in Magma back in his last Woolie Vs. Japan Video.. So his dialogue *_must_* be a Pre-Recorded Audio File that seemingly matched what they were talking about!
MikkoLovesGaming If they made that a story arc, i might start caring about WWE. Like Cena makes a huge heel turn and becomes a bad guy that everyone hates and Kane has to get his mask back to save him.
True, but that would be hype. Cena would have like a dark remix of his dumb theme song and Kane would be like John i need to get that mask off you to save your soul.
Junior Maloko don't expect it though. Everyone has taken their lumps to be a bad guy but Cena. Since for whatever reason Cena sells a lot of merch. WWE won't fire his ass and find someone who knows how to wrestle.
Woolie realizing The Kimimaro Connection. Priceless. _Kimimaro was such a badass. You can say that Naruto sucks in general, and it kind of does, but if you see that guy you'd know how metal he is._
If you can find Splatterhouse for less than $10, and you like some elaborately themed horror sets painted by a repetitive, but incredibly visceral combat engine, you should totally go for it. There's a few bugs here and there, and it is pretty repetitive, but the weird little HP Lovecraft winks and nods, a surprisingly well told story, and a demon infested swamp carnival level (which I really wish they had shown off here, its like the most "Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland" thing ever) more than make up for that. Its a pretty solid game overall. Plus there's collectable topless photos of Jennifer, so there's that. Whether thats a pro or a con is up to you.
I think for the past year or so, this video has been in my recommendations in the side list and on what is on the screen after a video ends, maybe 50% of the time for any video I watch on youtube, any video! I have seen this along time ago but youtube really aggressively wants me to watch it again I guess, lol.
That's Jim Fuckin' Cummings, you heathens. Christ, if a voice actor isn't in Persona or Metal Gear you don't remember their name. Dude was Monterey Jack. Respect.
2:33 Jim Cummings. Easily one of the best and most prolific voice actors of all time. I do really like this game for what it is, even though it could've been so much more. Despite the insane and cheap difficulty curve in the beginning (which was one of the reasons why some critics and fans just shat on this game), long loading times and awkward platforming segments, this is very much a solid action adventure hack-n-slash game. A nice 3D representation of the Splatterhouse series. Its a shame that this may be the last game from the series.
"We talked about how a Psychology degree is useless-" > is cursing Psychology > thinks Pat is radical for having a BA in Psych > cries copiously because knows it's true
I used to think making the time limits in Splatterhouse 3 was im-fucking-possible. Then I got the internet, and looked it up, and found out, the spinkick does the damage of two full combos. How to make it in time is, never stop spinkicking.
Everybody saying the Splatterhouse guy looks like John Cena, but nobody talking about Jason Voorhees/Friday the 13th. What the hell? I remember seeing some screenshots of the older Splatterhouse games and being like "How have I never seen this 'Friday the 13th' game before?!"
On Splatterhouse 3, to do the spin kick as normal Rick you press back, forward, attack (quickly) and as Mutated Rick to do your wild 10 fist punch or whatever you would call it you press back, forward, back, attack (also quickly). And when you grab a monster as Mutated Rick you can press up and jump to do an Izuna Drop move. There are actually quite a few moves that help out a lot. To get the good ending I had to spin kick like crazy, otherwise you almost always run out of time.
Yo, Marlow Briggs vs Splatterhouse fucker. .... you know what? We just outright need a "Beat 'em Up Character" Fighting Game. Someone kick start that shit; get the people who made Anarchy Reigns in on it.
NaotaInka How the hell did I forget that. Okay, yeah, we should totally fucking do that. Be the hypest shit. INCLUDE THE ZAIBATSU AND THEIR STANDS! Even if only Woolie (Rage Against the Machine) and Pat (Safety Dance) have them...
This game is fucking awesome! I have it since launch, I played trough it more than 6 times. It's filled with really good content, and it has super fun combat. I just love this game! And the music will help you enjoy all the blood and gore even more.
Day 34, Supplies are running short and my pants has yet jizzed neither Woolie, Pat or Matt have yet to start a Bioshock LP. I've been waiting since the 3rd Shitstorm started and each passing day slowly fills my rustled veins with hot steaming jimmies. I don't know how much further I can take. If I don't survive, Tell Swagbito Uchiha that he has soo much fucking swag.
Factoid There's multiple endings for splatterhouse 3, where you save one of your family members, none or both In after the events of the first splatterhouse Rick uses magic to bring Jen back and accidentally also brings a demon cult with and they try to summon an old god the prompting him back into action Splatterhouse 3 is just the monsters getting revengeance on him and his family There's theories that Splatterhouse 2010's events take place in a separate timeline connected universe as the other games
The way splatterhouse 3's time works is that you can continue playing even after the time runs out, you just get a bad end. Now the special moves are as follow... The spin kick is Back, Forward, Back Attack Super Rick's "gut arm extension" is with the same version Rick can choke monsters in super form by grabbing them and just pressing attack without pressing anything else There's a super suplex move that I'm not sure how to do, I'll go see if I can pull it off right now. I feel like you guys should give this game another go play it entirely really good story imo
When Matt takes note of the boss at 26:35 "I saw that thing growing on the back of Pat's neck." No. I saw PAT growing on the back of that THING'S neck.
I think at one point in time, they mentioned that she did because apparently she thought Matt's jokes about her were funny and Pat got all embarrassed.
Omg...I remember it my big brother played this game, when i was kid......I couldn't sleep at night seen hearing the music and her wife scenes on my head.....GOD DAMMIT!!!
Using your severed limb as a weapon, shit I did that in True Crime New York City after a fellow cop blew my leg off with a shotgun before I flashed my badge. I woke up on the spot picked my leg up and solved crime by bludgeoning perps with it. Good times.
Psyco6 Friend of mine had it on XBox and there was this one bug where you simply couldn't beat a boss on a crate or smth like that. You had to push him off of it and I remember it being pretty easy but on his version it was simply impossible to win that battle. We looked it up and it turned out that it was a major bug on the XBox version which made the game impossible to complete.
Conor Obsequey I had the PS2 and Gamecube versions and constantly ran into major bugs like falling though the ground, dying but not respawing, and waking into a store only to have it glitch out and I would be trapped in a world were all I could do was walk.
The soundtrack is pretty mixed. I imagine alot heavier, gore-related stuff fitting this game quite well. I do like that Terrorizer is in the soundtrack though, that's pretty sick. If there was more grindcore or death metal it'd work really well (Napalm Death, Exhumed, Skinless, Necrophagist, etc.) That would be a good soundtrack. That said, I can't complain when Lamb of God is in the OST.
I think that has to do with the budget. The project damn near got canned before Namco finished it. So I don't think they had the money to secure more music in time. Would have been awesome to hear more bands.
Maybe this is just my metalhead brain going nuts but imagine if there were bands like Impaled, Bloodbath and Psychroptic? Maybe even some slam-death like the instrumental versions of songs from Disfiguring The Goddess (cos they sure would fit the tone of the game).
***** That would have been badass! And you can tell in interviews that that's what they wanted. But shit happens, I guess. We're just lucky the game managed to actually be *fun*. If it ended up like Ride to Hell... *shivers*
Woolie the Liar strikes again: the hand from Addams Family is named Thing, not Cousin It (the hairy one). Just kidding Woolie, you're still a cool guy with your horrifying goat eyeball facts. Plague of Gripes would be proud.
The remake was meant to get story dlc(bloody valentine which probably would have wraped up the story) acording to the offical facebook page but namco cancelled it =( The way the remake was treated in terms of reviews practically killed part of the splatterhouse fanbase. =(
I like how this entire episode was just Matt being super hyped about Splatterhouse, while Woolie and Liam talk about the biology and science behind Meatwalls.
"You never forget your first kill"
Yeah, like that time Woolie killed that guy? Yeah, we all remember.
Jokerhamil
Nah man, Grenada was his testing grounds as a kid but when that guy with the machete said showed up on his window and said "I comin' back!" he got scared and moved to Canada. Years later, ashamed of his failure he joined the varsity football team then this one guy pissed him off, then he killed that guy Viper vs. Mountain style, why do you think he knows so much about eyes popping during this video and the Samurai Cop one?
"You never forget your first pie."
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD Woolie was actually a child soldier that went crazy from VR training missions. From that day forward in Varsity Football, he became known as Madden the Piledriver.
That dio reference tho
_"Looks like coleslaw coming out of his face, I find it kind of delicious..."_
-Woolie, the Consumer of Expired Food
And producer. He excretes it from the Woolie hole
Love your picture by the way!
Have you seen this gif before? i.imgur.com/DrYT6sp.gif
Now I know where Marlow Briggs came from: they took the design docs for Splatterhouse and replaced "metal" with "Aztec".
Aztec *IS* metal.
Did cash Zach tell you that? Did he meow in your ear the secrets of the universe York? DOES HE KNOW WHO THE RAINCOAT KILLER IS?!!?!
SuchName MuchProfile He told me! The Raincoat Killer is...
...
...
...
...
...
...fucking QUINT. I knew it!
Francis York Morgan QUUUUUUIIIIINNNNNTTTTTT!!!!!!! *_Drops to my knees in the rain, screaming at the sky in front of his trailer that's actually just Kaysen_*
for Marlow Briggs I thought they just took the GDD from God of War but took out all the parts about the main character being an unlikeable assfuck idiot who blames everyone else for problems he caused.
also improved the combat a little
The fact the Terror Mask sounds like it's possessed by Negaduck makes it even more awesome than it already is. Jim Cummings is the shit.
Jim Cummings didn't voice Winnie the Pooh. He STILL voices Winnie the Pooh. He's the official Winnie the Pooh voice...and Tigger voice.
And he voiced Robotnik in that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon...and The Master from Fallout...and Darkwing Duck. Jim Cummings has voiced darn near everyone. Jim Cummings voices ME.
Okay, calm down at the end, buddy. It's probably because his voice is stuck in your head, and it won't stop until like a day later or smth. Am I correct?
Does anyone else note the fact that this is a horror-themed Marlow Briggs? Because its plot, its mask, and its currency are super close.
Well, the Splatterhouse series existed well before Marlow Briggs, so it's the other way around, really. ^^
Furymgs3 You're right, but I'm going by the Zaibatsu's order of playing these games. Also, Marlow Briggs is a lot more memorable to me.
Johnson Deployment Specialist Johnson, im going to have to take away your deployment license
Helmed H. Then I'll turn in my badge and go around throwing dicks at people on my own time, chief.
Johnson Deployment Specialist
for america
"No, that's marrying, believe me."
-Matt McMarriedMuscles.
9:39
Woolie. Suddenly the expert on Dark Souls.
With a trainer like Mild-Mannered Pat how could he possibly lose?
samuraiwolf22 Very badly, actually. Did you see how fast he died to that invader in the Shrine of Amana? He got fukin rekted.
Pre-hulk Rick is _intensely_ 90's-looking. I basically just saw Seth Green turn into Bane.
For all of its flaws, this game was a STUPID amount of fun.
Oh I remember when this game was announced in like 2007 or whatever. I never heard anything else about it. I wasn't even sure if it ever came out until I saw it at a friend's house and they said "Don't touch that horrible abortion of a game! It sucks so much."
Until now, that was my only experience with this game, and I don't know why my friend hated this game so much...
it's not a great game but if you're into horror n metal all that stuff give it a go it's quite good.
Long loading screens aside I enjoyed this game a lot. Decent fighting system, good atmosphere, solid soundtrack, and as a bonus the three original Splatterhouse games.
It's not a bad game at all. It's nothing amazing, but to me, I enjoyed my entire playthrough of it and actually wanted a sequel to happen so that they could clean the game up abit. If you like 3D beat 'em up games like this and God of War and all that, it's totally a recommendable game.
Its the Duke Nukem Forever effect, where an "Ok" to "Decent" game gets bashed because it took a while to come out and didn't live up to the hype.
and yes, I'm saying Duke Nukem Forever is an "Ok" game. its not great but its not as bad as people make it out to be.
projackX thank you, no really thank you, loading screens aside that game actually had a pretty fun combat system and really fun multiplayer while it lasted
This is seriously one of my favorite games of last generation. It falls apart in the last couple of missions but it's just so good, especially as a horror fan. It has references out the ass, amazing violence, and great dialog and humor. Jim Cummings brings such gravitas to the game.
Love this game.
For some reason the character makes me think of John Cena as the hulk when running around.
He was BASICALLY Rapper Cena. lol
I can't see it
that's why Liam's there lmao
Don't tell Woolie.
Holy shit. This is so fucking... just absurdly violent and bloody it kinda loops around on itself to become a performance art piece. I appreciate games like this, that are basically huge fuck yous to censors.
I keep seeing that avatar... what is it? i mean i know its rarity but i want to know the context
Ace Assassin Pornography. Artist is marauder6272, if that helps.
Victorious Secret Hey, if nothing else, I'm giving a fellow artist some free advertising.
Nightweaver1 It isn't advertising if nobody knows where it comes from.
Ace Assassin futanari!
The Splatterhouse remake gets such a bad rap I personally loved every minute of it, the game knows it's a B-movie schlocK-fest and revels in its. Also the sheer fact that it includes the first 3 games including the arcade port is worth the price of admission alone.😊
This game was fun a lot but there was some bullshit with it. There were a few neat references in it and in every level you could collect 4 pieces of a picture that, 9 times out of 10, was Jennifer topless. Seriously.
The remake was so great, but it sold terribly. Namco fired *everybody* on the staff that worked on it, which is total bullshit.
i thought it was a really good game
49:47 This whole exchange between Matt and Woolie kills me. XD
I don't remember the eyeballs I dissected in biology class shattering. They were more like really tough bags of water that you had to practically saw open with a scalpel.
I'm not an expert on murder like Woolie, though, so I could be wrong.
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Wait... TOO MUCH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! PLEASE STOP! THE BLOOD GOD IS FULL!
The Skull God isnt getting anywhere NEAR the amount of groundswell as the Blood God lately. must be pretty salty.
The skull god is a mere piece of the blood god's skull throne!
NO THERE MUST BE MORE!!!!!! ALWAYS MORE!!!!!
Actually, the 2nd and 3rd Splatterhouse were exclusive to the Megadrive/Genesis, while this game got ported to PC Engine/Turbografx and a very obscure Japanese system called the FM Towns Marty. The FM Towns version is actually an arcade perfect port, while the PC Engine obviously had to be changed because of hardware limitations. The PC Engine version is actually mostly uncensored and iIt's the main reason I bought a PC Engine a few years back.
Woolie's killed enough Football players and have forgotten about them, but remembers enough to know the sounds of their eyes shattering.
I don't care what anyone says about this game it's freaking amazing and as gore filled as you'd expect it to be and filled with metal and best voice actor ever for the mask.
I like how Matt n Woolie`s awesomeness is so great it eclipses Liams sheer stupidity in this video.
This is *Blasphemy*! There are *3* of the Zaibatsu Present, therefore this is Super Best Friends! Unless..... Of course......Woolie died in Magma back in his last Woolie Vs. Japan Video.. So his dialogue *_must_* be a Pre-Recorded Audio File that seemingly matched what they were talking about!
OBUJEKKUSHON!
PAT IS ACTUALLY RICK!
Super Best Friends is almost always Matt, Pat, and Woolie. It's based on who, not how many.
Only Pat is super.
But not in size. He is the "Yoda" of the group!
Don't worry. That "magma" was just Orange Ade, made by our sponsor Osaka Orange Ade Concern. It's loaded with wasabi!
"How many breads have you eaten?"
👌
One... but it's not too big.
Am I supposed to include all the quick breads I've eaten as well?
*"How many cakes have you eaten?"
SilversTheBoss " a muffin is not a cake "
This was the first game I ever played in a real arcade. So much nostalgia.
Guy looks like John Cena wearing a skull mask.
If Cena actually wears that mask to every match I will hate him a little less.
Cena steals Kane's mask and becomes The Demon Cena. UUOOOOOOHHH!!
MikkoLovesGaming
If they made that a story arc, i might start caring about WWE. Like Cena makes a huge heel turn and becomes a bad guy that everyone hates and Kane has to get his mask back to save him.
Junior Maloko I'd definitely tune in for that, but Cena's selling way too much merch to be leveraged into doing anything interesting. lol
True, but that would be hype. Cena would have like a dark remix of his dumb theme song and Kane would be like John i need to get that mask off you to save your soul.
Junior Maloko don't expect it though. Everyone has taken their lumps to be a bad guy but Cena. Since for whatever reason Cena sells a lot of merch. WWE won't fire his ass and find someone who knows how to wrestle.
Woolie realizing The Kimimaro Connection.
Priceless.
_Kimimaro was such a badass. You can say that Naruto sucks in general, and it kind of does, but if you see that guy you'd know how metal he is._
If you can find Splatterhouse for less than $10, and you like some elaborately themed horror sets painted by a repetitive, but incredibly visceral combat engine, you should totally go for it. There's a few bugs here and there, and it is pretty repetitive, but the weird little HP Lovecraft winks and nods, a surprisingly well told story, and a demon infested swamp carnival level (which I really wish they had shown off here, its like the most "Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland" thing ever) more than make up for that. Its a pretty solid game overall.
Plus there's collectable topless photos of Jennifer, so there's that. Whether thats a pro or a con is up to you.
Pro
Oh wow, I found that Chun Li cosplayer. Damn, that takes a lot of leg strength to keep up.
Even Woolie realises the advantages of the metric system... and he can't even read or count!
Doomguy needs to inherent the terror mask and be op as hell
I think for the past year or so, this video has been in my recommendations in the side list and on what is on the screen after a video ends, maybe 50% of the time for any video I watch on youtube, any video! I have seen this along time ago but youtube really aggressively wants me to watch it again I guess, lol.
That's Jim Fuckin' Cummings, you heathens. Christ, if a voice actor isn't in Persona or Metal Gear you don't remember their name. Dude was Monterey Jack. Respect.
Got a few college assignments to finish--oh look, Best Friends uploaded a new video.
Oh hey, you're the guy who does the thing with the girls. Nice work.
SledgeHammerGai O hey, ur the guy who comments on the guy who does the thing with the girls. Tanks
This is better than Christmas. I've been hoping you guys would play this since the first Shitstorm
2:33 Jim Cummings. Easily one of the best and most prolific voice actors of all time.
I do really like this game for what it is, even though it could've been so much more. Despite the insane and cheap difficulty curve in the beginning (which was one of the reasons why some critics and fans just shat on this game), long loading times and awkward platforming segments, this is very much a solid action adventure hack-n-slash game. A nice 3D representation of the Splatterhouse series. Its a shame that this may be the last game from the series.
I like how at first Woolie was trying to avoid his football murder but now he EMBRACES it.
Oh that animation of the blood getting sucked back up is great. No it's terrible but it's AWESOME
Am I the only one who wants them to do a full let's play of the remake?
"Bad butt rock"
I hardly call Lamb of God and Mastodon "Bad butt rock"
Oooh, I love the Splatterhouse reboot, absolutely one of my fave 3D brawlers.
"We talked about how a Psychology degree is useless-"
> is cursing Psychology
> thinks Pat is radical for having a BA in Psych
> cries copiously because knows it's true
I used to think making the time limits in Splatterhouse 3 was im-fucking-possible. Then I got the internet, and looked it up, and found out, the spinkick does the damage of two full combos. How to make it in time is, never stop spinkicking.
this is the earliest ive ever seen one of your videos...weird being here before the comments section is filled with people yelling at u
Yeah it is...
Hype yelling or bitch yelling? Cause hyping yelling should be okay.
Jim Cummings' voice is pure gold.
Thanks to this video, I learned of the term "Buttrock". I've been searching for a word for this for all of my adult life.
Jim Cummings. hes in literally everything lol and has played hundreds of famous characters.
Jim Cummings is the psychotic voice inside Josh Keaton's head?
This... is... AWESOME!
Splatterhouse 3 forces you to master that spin kick if you want to beat the timers.
Everybody saying the Splatterhouse guy looks like John Cena, but nobody talking about Jason Voorhees/Friday the 13th. What the hell? I remember seeing some screenshots of the older Splatterhouse games and being like "How have I never seen this 'Friday the 13th' game before?!"
On Splatterhouse 3, to do the spin kick as normal Rick you press back, forward, attack (quickly) and as Mutated Rick to do your wild 10 fist punch or whatever you would call it you press back, forward, back, attack (also quickly). And when you grab a monster as Mutated Rick you can press up and jump to do an Izuna Drop move. There are actually quite a few moves that help out a lot. To get the good ending I had to spin kick like crazy, otherwise you almost always run out of time.
Why can't we get full LPs of dumb fun stuff like this and Marlow Briggs? I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE FULL MAGNITUDE OF DUMB
28:22 that moment of mutually assured destruction
Yo, Marlow Briggs vs Splatterhouse fucker.
.... you know what? We just outright need a "Beat 'em Up Character" Fighting Game. Someone kick start that shit; get the people who made Anarchy Reigns in on it.
That was Platinum, so you know it's good.
NaotaInka How the hell did I forget that.
Okay, yeah, we should totally fucking do that. Be the hypest shit.
INCLUDE THE ZAIBATSU AND THEIR STANDS! Even if only Woolie (Rage Against the Machine) and Pat (Safety Dance) have them...
Once a month my girlfriend becomes a Splatterhouse.
So this is like God of War with what Deadpool's writing should have been and a plethora of retro 2D stages? AND with butt rock? FUCK YES
"He's Winnie The Pooh"
Oh no, he can't.
*listens more*
Okay, yeah, it's him.
This game is fucking awesome! I have it since launch, I played trough it more than 6 times. It's filled with really good content, and it has super fun combat. I just love this game! And the music will help you enjoy all the blood and gore even more.
Nice to see this game get some attention.
I still have Splatterhouse for my TG16. I played the hell out of it in my younger days.
This would be a great (a.h.c) Action, Horror,Comedy film SERIES seriously. I know it's ancient video game history franchise
MMMMM I want that guy to voice everything from now on. His voice is like honey.... heh winnie the pooh.... honey.... fuck it.
John Cena in an M-rated game?
This must be the work of an enemy Stand.
Vince Russo
I've constantly yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP MATT!so I could hear the in-game dialogue lol
Day 34,
Supplies are running short and my pants has yet jizzed neither Woolie, Pat or Matt have yet to start a Bioshock LP. I've been waiting since the 3rd Shitstorm started and each passing day slowly fills my rustled veins with hot steaming jimmies. I don't know how much further I can take. If I don't survive, Tell Swagbito Uchiha that he has soo much fucking swag.
Never has the best friends zaibatsu arguing about measurement been this HYPE!
Factoid
There's multiple endings for splatterhouse 3, where you save one of your family members, none or both
In after the events of the first splatterhouse Rick uses magic to bring Jen back and accidentally also brings a demon cult with and they try to summon an old god the prompting him back into action
Splatterhouse 3 is just the monsters getting revengeance on him and his family
There's theories that Splatterhouse 2010's events take place in a separate timeline connected universe as the other games
40:30 "Thing" is the hand.
"Cousin it" is the walking wig.
The way splatterhouse 3's time works is that you can continue playing even after the time runs out, you just get a bad end. Now the special moves are as follow...
The spin kick is Back, Forward, Back Attack
Super Rick's "gut arm extension" is with the same version
Rick can choke monsters in super form by grabbing them and just pressing attack without pressing anything else
There's a super suplex move that I'm not sure how to do, I'll go see if I can pull it off right now. I feel like you guys should give this game another go play it entirely really good story imo
When Matt takes note of the boss at 26:35
"I saw that thing growing on the back of Pat's neck."
No. I saw PAT growing on the back of that THING'S neck.
The original Splatterhouse is so fucking cool. I'm glad the Zaibatsu is finally playing it.
Brutal Legend is Judas Priest while Splatterhouse is Cannibal Corpse.
Of course Woolie thinks the monster worm guts look delicious.
I wonder if Pat's mom actually watching best friends videos..
I think at one point in time, they mentioned that she did because apparently she thought Matt's jokes about her were funny and Pat got all embarrassed.
+RedJester68 sick buuuurns!
RedJester68 that's a sick ass lie that sounds believable. Or a truth that sounds unbelievable.
i love this game.
needs a sequel real bad.
another one of those games i kind of wish they did a full playthrough for.
1:26 Mastodon shirt, he's also wearing it during the scene. It'S the cover of the "crack the sky" album, nice detailing!
That modern Splatterhouse actually looked fun. Kind of want to go find a used version now.
I like Streets Of Rage 3. After playing the second, the speed was overwhelming at first but I grew to appreciate it. I like the star system.
As a young fella I spent a fortune on the original game on the arcade of this! FANTASIC MEMORIES😃🔪😃
In this episode, Woolie reveals he is vastly more ghetto metal than any of us ever imagined.
Jim Cummings doing his old Dr. Robotnik voice in a game? I'm totally down for that.
YES!!!!!! DO A FULL WALKTHROUGH OF THIS, PLEASE!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg...I remember it my big brother played this game, when i was kid......I couldn't sleep at night seen hearing the music and her wife scenes on my head.....GOD DAMMIT!!!
This game kinda sounds like Kill La Kill
"You're wearing me. I'm being worn by you. Enjoy the blood-based power up."
Except the main protag is a guy and senketsu is a mask
+Vincent Tagle Also more metal
And voiced by Negaduck!
This game had more butt stuff than expected.
If you were to tell me there was a lot of "butt stuff" in a game called Splatterhouse, I would have thought it was a totally different game.
More than you wished, BUT LESS THAN YOU HOPED!
you should always expect the butt
Matt: Oh he was going to marry her!!
Liam: Well he was going to propose to her you mean
Liam, shut up, just... shut up
Using your severed limb as a weapon, shit I did that in True Crime New York City after a fellow cop blew my leg off with a shotgun before I flashed my badge. I woke up on the spot picked my leg up and solved crime by bludgeoning perps with it. Good times.
***** it's a thing, it's a good ass game,but buggy as fuck.
***** heeeeeyooooo
Psyco6 Friend of mine had it on XBox and there was this one bug where you simply couldn't beat a boss on a crate or smth like that. You had to push him off of it and I remember it being pretty easy but on his version it was simply impossible to win that battle. We looked it up and it turned out that it was a major bug on the XBox version which made the game impossible to complete.
Conor Obsequey I had the PS2 and Gamecube versions and constantly ran into major bugs like falling though the ground, dying but not respawing, and waking into a store only to have it glitch out and I would be trapped in a world were all I could do was walk.
A nice update to a classic arcade game that I enjoyed in my youth :)
The old Splatterhouse's scared the shit out of me as a little kid.
Man why is this a one off, splatterhouse is fuckin awesome!
The soundtrack is pretty mixed. I imagine alot heavier, gore-related stuff fitting this game quite well. I do like that Terrorizer is in the soundtrack though, that's pretty sick. If there was more grindcore or death metal it'd work really well (Napalm Death, Exhumed, Skinless, Necrophagist, etc.) That would be a good soundtrack. That said, I can't complain when Lamb of God is in the OST.
The guy is wearing a Mastodon shirt in the opening cut scene. Were they on the soundtrack?
Mr. B Yeah they were, which is pretty awesome. Love Mastodon and love the reference.
I think that has to do with the budget. The project damn near got canned before Namco finished it. So I don't think they had the money to secure more music in time. Would have been awesome to hear more bands.
Maybe this is just my metalhead brain going nuts but imagine if there were bands like Impaled, Bloodbath and Psychroptic? Maybe even some slam-death like the instrumental versions of songs from Disfiguring The Goddess (cos they sure would fit the tone of the game).
*****
That would have been badass! And you can tell in interviews that that's what they wanted. But shit happens, I guess. We're just lucky the game managed to actually be *fun*. If it ended up like Ride to Hell... *shivers*
Woolie the Liar strikes again: the hand from Addams Family is named Thing, not Cousin It (the hairy one).
Just kidding Woolie, you're still a cool guy with your horrifying goat eyeball facts. Plague of Gripes would be proud.
Jim Cummings, guys, the name you're looking for is Jim Cummings.
I love this remake,of this klassik!!!!!
Gameplay looks solid! Just hope it will have a little more weapon variety, that's one of the most important aspects of a top down shooter!
Jim Cummings as an evil death mask? I'm in. I'M FUCKING *IN*.
The remake was meant to get story dlc(bloody valentine which probably would have wraped up the story) acording to the offical facebook page but namco cancelled it =(
The way the remake was treated in terms of reviews practically killed part of the splatterhouse fanbase. =(