Adam Ruins Everything - Why Detox Cleanses are a Rip-Off | truTV

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  • @tropicaljupiter
    @tropicaljupiter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2910

    People will do anything but eat well and be physically active

  • @alex39921
    @alex39921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    When people say "is your blood toxic" that's like saying "you got bad blood" in the middle ages

    • @horaspeher3368
      @horaspeher3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "I daresay, good sir, it seemeth thine humours are entirely out of balance. Quick, eat mine phlegm!"

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noweth youth, the blood we haveth is now badeth.

    • @blakestollman8080
      @blakestollman8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People had an excuse to be stupid back then they know any better. But nowadays just sad. That girl is fine though I wouldn't have minded watching her get colonic

    • @ON34U
      @ON34U 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They told the people in Tuskegee that they had bad blood. Then they proceeded to shoot them up with syphilis.

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakestollman8080 oh

  • @davecullins1606
    @davecullins1606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Just get a massage because it feels good - that's why I do it.

    • @richlee3777
      @richlee3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Massage has MANY amazing benefits for your body, for health as well as relaxation. I damaged my forearm with repetitive strain at work, and the registered massage therapist stopped my arm from going numb.
      This episode is not saying "Massages are bad". It only says, "Massages have nothing to do with toxins".

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I'm pretty sure as cave people we would have done it to eachother to look after one another

    • @jeremygaming1375
      @jeremygaming1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is relaxing tho

    • @goob569
      @goob569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AKBuilder762 broooooooo wtf

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah, the good ol placebo effect.

  • @EGV88
    @EGV88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    So the lesson is: take care of your internal organs, and they'll take care of you.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@olican101 You're right, but they were talking about the majority of people.

    • @sarge7047
      @sarge7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Screw my internal organs I don’t need them imma live forever with my essential oils and milkshakes

    • @sarge7047
      @sarge7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aciddood 1 I would never joke about essential oils

    • @AlexisDimes
      @AlexisDimes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eliina no the lesson is always look at the scientific research before buying and doing something.

    • @QueenRissa_34
      @QueenRissa_34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!!! Makes sense and easy enough! 🙌🏾

  • @carsonroach-howell6945
    @carsonroach-howell6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Love when you get real doctors on the show, because they're always so goofy and genuine compared to the actors. Good on you all for spreading real, cited information in this day and age!

  • @forgetfulidiot
    @forgetfulidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Detox company: "wear this it works"
    People: "ok, I trust you"
    Your liver: "am I a joke to you"

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    I've been telling people this for years, and I'm not a medical specialist.
    I just suffer from a terminal case of 'common sense' :(
    Thanks, Adam! :)

    • @haileygallinari3264
      @haileygallinari3264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      James Anthony same! I knew these "detox cleanses" were jokes 🙄

    • @DeannaBaileytheRavensFan
      @DeannaBaileytheRavensFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been on Facebook debunking this crap, too!

    • @tomm04471
      @tomm04471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      aah yes, nothing carries more stigma than 'common sense'... damn, it gets a lot of hate.. the worst is when you just know, but aren't enough of an expert to explain it properly, then you're apparently wrong by default -.-

    • @IridescentPink
      @IridescentPink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no i was diagnosed with that too 😔

    • @a.westenholz4032
      @a.westenholz4032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Generally it has been one health craze after the other that people have latching on to. I should think by now it was obvious that there is an industry just trying to make money off of people by selling them on the next crazy idea as the next cure all solution.
      You know what I would suggest, and it's free, that besides just making sure you're not eating artificial junk (a real hazard in the US) and actually like what you eat, is to get sleep. Nice healthy amount. Sleeping does an awful lot for a person's health.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "Toxins." What toxin? "Toxins." Yes, but which toxins, specifically? Heavy metals, polychloral biphenols, ? If a mechanic says your car has "Mechanical problems" do you shovel money in his general direction until he says your car is mechanical problem free? Okay, then YTF would you do that with your body?

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Psiberzerker he said it wasn’t a specific chemical just a buzzword and that anything that’s consumed too much is toxic

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Who said? I wasn't talking about Adam Connover, I was talking about your friend's Chiropractor, who says that kale cleanses your body of "Toxins." (Or whoever, whatever.) Ask your doctor if dietary advice from your friend's chiropractor, or infomercials for miracle blenders (No, pureeing kale with water doesn't "Unlock" nutrients that eating it raw wouldn't) is right for you?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Incidentally, stop buying almond milk in laminated alluminized cartons (Paper, Plastic, and Aluminum that can't be recycled.) Ingredients: Almonds, Water, a Blender. What do people do? Shake the carton, and pour it in their blenders to make smoothies.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Psiberzerker you actually. You didn’t hit the reply button to whoever you were replying to and therefore your comment wasn’t listed under “View Reply”. You just simply commented so I thought you were referring to Adam. Also I don’t have a chiropractor friend. And I don’t buy almond milk. I hate that stuff.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You assumed, and you got it wrong. That tends to happen when you assume.

  • @Redqueen35
    @Redqueen35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The funny thing. The commercial before the video was for a detox program. Hahaha

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scarlet is not red same here

    • @neodokii
      @neodokii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bid OOF

    • @neodokii
      @neodokii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oml, I wrote bid, I can totally spell ;)

    • @ndjoker34
      @ndjoker34 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆😆😆 oh the irony

    • @lotsofburritos
      @lotsofburritos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. Detox companies put their ads their as a way to counter the video.

  • @beth8775
    @beth8775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    For those who missed middle school health class - it's called homeostasis! The body is actually pretty good at flushing out excess stuff all on its own. There aren't that many substances that can build up in the body that much faster than the body can get rid if it - lead is one good example. But those substances generally mean that you should go to the doctor.

    • @marct7905
      @marct7905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you have never tried a natural cleanse like fasting (something you don't buy) then you will never understand.

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    2:59
    Weirdest porn setup I've seen in the last hour

    • @MannuhFestIt
      @MannuhFestIt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Max J best comment on this video

    • @gailanazzawi
      @gailanazzawi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Max

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Max J Last HOUR? How much porn are you watching per hour? Per day? (Joking obviously.)

    • @silverhawkflash
      @silverhawkflash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts and truth turn me on!

    • @nathangelaude4787
      @nathangelaude4787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Max J “I came as fast as I could”

  • @user-yo5yr9yr2h
    @user-yo5yr9yr2h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    So basically any of those youtubers that do tea-detoxes are scams

    • @heatherbeckman1767
      @heatherbeckman1767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      M yes

    • @jrbhatti1167
      @jrbhatti1167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Mostly just getting the salts out is what make them feel better

    • @monkeyporche225
      @monkeyporche225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      actually its more likely a placebo effect

    • @351wmustanggt
      @351wmustanggt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The cleanses do absolutely nothing except help remove money impacted in your wallet.

    • @dansyw
      @dansyw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ben did you watch the video lmao its totally not true

  • @deeb3272
    @deeb3272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Now we call that doctor "Buttman" always there to save the day

    • @franknbeans69
      @franknbeans69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Save the Booootayyyy

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's not the hero we deserve, but he IS the one we need.

    • @piepie8819
      @piepie8819 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is shavon from college humor.

    • @piepie8819
      @piepie8819 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oops sorry I was talking about the doctor in the steam room.

    • @customcartoons
      @customcartoons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Who are you??" "I'm Buttman."

  • @IncandescentFlame
    @IncandescentFlame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Important thing to note: fecal impaction is an actual issue that can be helped with high colonics. It is considered more of a last resort type treatment, but it does still have it's uses. It's just not good for the average person.

    • @yourfriendraptor
      @yourfriendraptor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      IncandescentFlame true,but for this case they are talking about detoxification, something that doesnt exist!, thank you for your insight though!

    • @Katyayanibetha
      @Katyayanibetha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Raptor Emojie Lol, you remind me of the story about the owls who had a meeting to decide if the sun was real or not. They decided unanimously that the sun did not exist since they had never seen it. You are like one of these owls. I, however, cannot deny what I have seen & experienced.

    • @Katyayanibetha
      @Katyayanibetha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Colonic hydrotherapy literally saved my life, although I used the more natural Colimas rather than the colonic machine. I washed out all 5 feet of my lower intestine with 20 gallons of water a day for 14 days straight. There IS built up fecal matter, and it's gross not to do anything about it. The therapist that guided me through it said every single person she treats passes parasites. No one can tell me that it's not a good thing to get parasites out of you. I had been vegetarian for 5 years and still passed a pork-parasite that had been harboring in my intestines for years. I was not harmed by hydrotherapy in any way; it does not cause the symptoms described in this video. This video is extremely ridiculous & untrue. Doctors at the leading edge of science who know about the dangers of the barbaric system of allopathy that just want to sell you drugs, know the value of natural healing.

    • @getamber2671
      @getamber2671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Soul Whisper You know, some people survive having polio so it's clearly not an issue. See, my hyperbole is basically my way of saying anecdotal evidence does nothing to stop fact. In most cases, these natural remedies do nothing and can actually be harmful.

    • @Katyayanibetha
      @Katyayanibetha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For your own good, you should be careful speaking in absolutes. By doing so, you imply that you are all-knowing and all-encompassing, and that's just not reality.

  • @ZombieNoodles13
    @ZombieNoodles13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    They realize that if something toxic is in your blood, you have to GO TO THE HOSPITAL?!??!!!??

    • @ste887
      @ste887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Master Gamer873 most people have toxic junk in their blood. Mercury. Lead. And if you smoke multiple radioactive isotopes. But unless you have massive exposure you'll be absolutely fine

    • @felicityguillen
      @felicityguillen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ste887
      Why are anti-vaxx people so against putting these in our bodies if we already have them? Lol.

    • @ste887
      @ste887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@felicityguillen begs the question. Doesn't it?

    • @MandieTerrier
      @MandieTerrier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly! If your kidneys aren't cleaning your blood. Then you will probably need dialysis.

    • @yashs846
      @yashs846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea if its just kinda toxic ur liver takes care of it if ur liver cant then fkin go the doc.

  • @andriussimonavitchious4903
    @andriussimonavitchious4903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    0:39 Nice sims 3 music

    • @kziad1
      @kziad1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrius Simonavitchious they use sims music a lot. They even used the sims 4 "bad thing happened" sound in an episode once

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol which episode?

    • @saltbae1256
      @saltbae1256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The music is royalty free, sims doesn't own it. Do you know anything?????

  • @unbind_all
    @unbind_all 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    1:13 *1% EVIL, 99% HOT GAS*

  • @firetail227
    @firetail227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The lesson is: You ain't toxic as long as you don't eat/drink anything too often, and butt signals are a thing.

  • @dylanmiller2757
    @dylanmiller2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Me: Adam, where did you get those organs?
    Adam:....
    Me: ADAM
    Adam: don’t worry about it

    • @peterhacke6317
      @peterhacke6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully animal organs from the next slaugther house?

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I don’t know about toxic blood.
    But I know people can be toxic, does that count?

  • @Ngamotu83
    @Ngamotu83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Nope. That's colour changing fabric, and a straight up scam." Brilliant and hilarious.

  • @boboloko
    @boboloko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    twenty years ago I purchased a detox program that used bentonite clay and psyllium husks. It required regular enemas, a raw food diet and other ridiculous measures. At the last minute I decided not to do it. I'm so glad that I started to question this.

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm so disappointed that doctor didn't say "To the butt cave"

  • @marimbasolo8306
    @marimbasolo8306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:39 when someone asks you if you're having a good day

  • @someguy2135
    @someguy2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The best way to have regular bowl movements is to eat whole foods with plenty of fiber,
    plus plenty of liquids like water.
    Exercise like walking helps too.

    • @ahmdjoiya
      @ahmdjoiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lemonade helps too once in a while

  • @zephyrowner
    @zephyrowner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    OMG! It's the lady from "Don't Trust the B in Apt23"!

    • @loucelcandamo3752
      @loucelcandamo3752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      zephyrowner also Jessica Jones..

    • @mjparadero7046
      @mjparadero7046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zephyrowner and Gossip Girl

    • @olioliwoo
      @olioliwoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you! I couldn't remember where I knew her from, it was driving me crazy.

    • @MyDiamond99
      @MyDiamond99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      olioliwoo she was also in the good wife

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loucel Candamo She wasn't on that

  • @alexbirch7665
    @alexbirch7665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Does anyone miss 'Don't trust the B**** in apartment 23'?

    • @robinlaurence6284
      @robinlaurence6284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Birch I do...especially when watching Jessica Jones. Believe it or not the characters have some similarities

    • @alexbirch7665
      @alexbirch7665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kim M I've been meaning to watch it (but I sadly don't have Netflix 😢). I thought it was only the girl who plays Jessica though, not both. I miss their interactions

  • @maddymiller4146
    @maddymiller4146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The worst toxin is negativity, seriously, it can make you look ugly and it’s not a pretty sight. It’s all about positivity and seeing yourself for what you’re worth.
    Change my mind
    {4:30}

    • @PossessedPotatoBird
      @PossessedPotatoBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know why you added them time stamp but it was genius, TH-cam recently added a way to sort comments so you see comments with the time stamp closest to your current position in the video and when I reached the end in saw this comment when I wouldn’t have if you didn’t add the time stamp

    • @maddymiller4146
      @maddymiller4146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PossessedPotatoBird Ok? You're welcome

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    People would do ANYTHING but just being humans. Eat normally, don’t sit too long on your couch and you will be fine
    Also, it worries me how many actual nutritionists and doctors choose some stuff based on “antioxidants” for example. I still remember my teacher in med school complaining specifically about them. Those substances do exists and they do work in our cells. But there is not a single study that shows that eating some “antioxidant rich” food will have any beneficial effect on you. Strawberries are good because they have Vitamin C and generally a healthier option to a chocolate bar, not because they have those magical antioxidants in them

  • @manoese4546
    @manoese4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:28 but technically speaking, in fact, water really helps your body to remove toxins, if you drink enough water, your kidneys will be healthy and work better, and you will avoid kidney stones, so technically speaking, drinking water can help remove toxins, because the kidneys are basically our natural filter, if we don’t drink water, our kidneys don’t work as they should and everything will stop working too, so drink water

  • @LoverOfStuff
    @LoverOfStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Video: *starts
    Me: "I SEE JUNE COLBURNE!!"

  • @KayKay-cu6xg
    @KayKay-cu6xg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My grandpa is was a gastroenterologist before he retired. I want to show him this video

  • @stupidskitsproductions9008
    @stupidskitsproductions9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *sips detox tea* “Mmm! That’s the taste of bullsh*t!”

  • @jamie8032
    @jamie8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People believing your blood and body can be toxic, is the same as centuries ago people believed that health was dependent on your humors i.e blood, phlegm and bile and how these affected your body.

  • @axyial2550
    @axyial2550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    did anyone laugh when he said "I came as fast as I could" 😂 or I'm I the only immature person here?😂😂

    • @Phi_S
      @Phi_S 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axyial I’m super immature

    • @Phi_S
      @Phi_S 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty standard sentence...

  • @SarthorS
    @SarthorS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Detox does work. This video is a good example of how to remove toxic ideas from your head.

    • @SarthorS
      @SarthorS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, common sense is pretty useless when it comes to medicine or science. Evidence, critically examined in the context of all other known evidence is what works best. That means reliance on experts such as doctors and dietitians. And that comes with the caveat that experts are fallible as well, but are most likely to have the best information. Thinking that all alternative health and alternative medicine is fake is a very good rule of thumb.

    • @ivanbregar1646
      @ivanbregar1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree sweating does expell toxic material 100% true

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is either a DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE FRIKIN VIDEO moment or a r/whoooosh moment

    • @astro.mp3348
      @astro.mp3348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sown Intergral ah yes, i see your a man of culture as well

  • @The-Great-Bukini
    @The-Great-Bukini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the biggest part to why people still do these is because they want the satisfaction of seeing these “toxins” coming out of their bodies. Like how i want the satisfaction of having soft skin on my feet from these calluses. While my mom tells me it’s pointless because they’ll just come back because they protect my soles.

    • @scribojello3778
      @scribojello3778 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's like pimple popping videos with extra steps

  • @yupekosi413
    @yupekosi413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    is... is that sims music at 0:38???????

  • @ilielleked
    @ilielleked 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Massages actually improve blood circulation and can help you recover from an accident. My mom is a massage therapist and a chiropractor.

    • @starlite04
      @starlite04 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's true.

  • @donnakennedy430
    @donnakennedy430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam, I am now getting flak from people because of you. See, years ago my dad drove me nuts while I was in the hospital by watching TruTV shows in my room. He wouldn't leave me alone as he hated the thought of me being alone at the hospital. He also wouldn't stop watching these horrible shows that were causing me sanity loss while I was high on morphine. I've been telling anyone who will listen about your show. Now they've discovered it's on TruTV. While I'm sure I'll never hear the end of it, I wont stop telling people to watch your show. It's that good.

  • @jayalexander121
    @jayalexander121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Drink plenty of water but not your bodyweight ^^

    • @squiddymcsquidface3097
      @squiddymcsquidface3097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stay hydrated but don't cause cell swelling via osmosis, don't swell your cells.

    • @KonniWynn
      @KonniWynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just drink whenever you feel like it

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also no water drinking contests, the prize is never worth the hospital trip

  • @invisiblefan2387
    @invisiblefan2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Then I just have one question. Are saunas good for your skin? Like when you sweat does it at least clean out your pores? I’m asking to prevent acne and breakouts.

    • @vaan2720
      @vaan2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. But a good face wash and daily showering (plus a good moisturizer, if your skin dries out like that) will do wonders. I don’t know if you’re male or female, but male and female soaps are different. Make sure you get something for your skin. Try different soaps until you find something that works for you.
      For me personally, I use a nutragena male face wash with some acne pad stuff that has some acid in it I can’t remember. Then I use a nutragina moisturizer. Those work for me.
      However, the biggest thing I can recommend is SHOWERING. Shower frequently and well. Wash your hair. Grease from unwashed hair rubbing against my forehead is normally what causes me to breakout.

    • @ahmdjoiya
      @ahmdjoiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course. Frankly it does that too well. Yes it'll help with acne and getting dirt out of pores but that's it

  • @Okalani5000
    @Okalani5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun Fact: Gastroenterologists also deal with your stomach itself. They not only deal with the colon, but they also deal with the rest of the digestive system.

  • @fbbWaddell
    @fbbWaddell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sweat actually contains urea, not alot, but some. Urea is a byproduct of metabolic processes that is also excreted thru the kidneys.

  • @benmonahan6827
    @benmonahan6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:21 thats what she said

  • @Senovitj
    @Senovitj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Using a colon cleansing to clean your body is like a city using a tsunami to deal with garbage.

  • @not_a_therapist
    @not_a_therapist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love how people are all *”EEEEAAAHHHH! Plastic! I need an instant detox now!”* I get oil and trans fluid all over my hands and I breathe in soldering fumes, and I just wash my hands.

  • @chriskatz2355
    @chriskatz2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For toxic blood you would need a blood transfusion

  • @chrisosuna5275
    @chrisosuna5275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    as a medical student I can say with confidence he was wrong about sweating not excreting waste from the body

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, sometimes they skate over the details. I think the truth is you can't force your body to excrete more waste by sitting in the sauna, and that's what they were trying to get at.

    • @indiannataylor3994
      @indiannataylor3994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was wrong about a couple things sometimes the show is frustrating. But sometimes its funny. I am split because I am a smart ass with nothing to watch on TH-cam.

    • @lovesonmyside2184
      @lovesonmyside2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, he is so Wrong about that.

    • @flaskhjertako
      @flaskhjertako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@indiannataylor3994 r/iamverysmart

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did say it was 98%.

  • @skunktheshrink
    @skunktheshrink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:14 almost fell off my chair. Yes, my blood is toxic. Vampires hate me.

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bought what I thought was a face mask yesterday and it turned out to be those stupid foot pads. I immediately thought of this video.
    I did them just to see. They do turn black after you wear them, but they also turn black when you run them under the water and start producing a weird odor. Def a rip off!!!!

  • @foodsafetypragmatist
    @foodsafetypragmatist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eat a balanced diet. Exercise. Get regular sleep. And manager stress. Do these things & your mind, body & spirit will be happy & healthy.

  • @bunnyofdeath8465
    @bunnyofdeath8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair, massages are a good way to move lactic acid that builds up around the muscles

  • @Mb-sw5py
    @Mb-sw5py 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agreeing with most of it, but the problem is that hydration actually helps your body detoxifying by helping with regular bowel movements (where the liver puts its toxins) and helping your kidneys as well.

    • @mysteriouslyseeing
      @mysteriouslyseeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extra hydration beyond what is necessary doesn't though, as he's arguing specifically against drinking water for the sole purpose of flushing out toxins.

  • @hearmymotoredheart
    @hearmymotoredheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your Facebook friends have been sucked into repackaging these 'cleanses' as 'nutritional systems'

  • @myotiswii
    @myotiswii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This professional doctor seems so happy while joking.

  • @soapydarc
    @soapydarc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When this video was playing I was wondering if the Sims 3 was still running on my computer.

  • @TheHermitHacker
    @TheHermitHacker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are getting better and better.

  • @kellyj5129
    @kellyj5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Personally i think the best "detox" are fruits and infused water. Now those are good for your body, they keep you healthy, and you feel good.

  • @gdcat777
    @gdcat777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no such thing as "too much fibre." Our ancestors ate around 100 grams of fibre daily, and today most get only about 4 to 7 grams daily. That is the cause of most disease, a lack of fibre to feed the flora in our intestines.

  • @deeb3272
    @deeb3272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    2nd reupload?

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dee B so 3rd upload in other words

    • @jakegalea2712
      @jakegalea2712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you mean, and yes, it is, only because the original creators (CollegeHumor) gave permission for TruTV to put this show on their tv stream and they also uploaded it on their channel.

    • @petchricana4846
      @petchricana4846 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      joji huuuhvvhuhhhhhhhvvh

  • @michaelwatts5481
    @michaelwatts5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Toxins are real. Just in the West we call them carcinogens, mutagens, endocrine disrupters, teratogens and neurotoxins. What do you think causes clogged arteries, mucus and loss of sensation like astigmatism

  • @blueoreo0586
    @blueoreo0586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Isn't she the girl on That B**** in Apt B?

  • @mypkamax
    @mypkamax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    [2:30] _"Footpads were a lot less gross."_ Those organs are in you, lady!

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Then explain how I passed a drug test after doing one...

  • @madisonlawrie3901
    @madisonlawrie3901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree with everything except water. Water is so go for your body! It helps with everything from keeping your skin tissues hydrated and giving you more energy

    • @beulahwatrous3880
      @beulahwatrous3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Water is the cure for everything, wanna lose weight, drink water, want better skin? drink water! Annoying person?

    • @astronomical926
      @astronomical926 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except the point isn't that water is bad - it's that drinking way too much water is dangerous. Overhydration is a real thing.

  • @dumnor
    @dumnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I go to sauna, the 'toxins' I am removing are ones on my skin. And possibly in my spores. But definitely warming up my skin.

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the button that will allow me to share this video with someone without offending their worldview so much that they never talk to me again?

  • @lizzzrd5412
    @lizzzrd5412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang, I thought half of the stuff they mentioned was for relaxation/helping with muscle stress lol

  • @lordbarristertimsh8050
    @lordbarristertimsh8050 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First of all, I already knew these detox cleanses were a crock of old rubbish, so that didn't surprise me in the least, what did surprise me was 0:44 , I saw ads for those things on television over fifteen years ago: they're still bloody making and selling those things?!

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    indeed the *only* way to de-tox is to.... eat healthy and exercise. alas this method does not have high profit margins and takes effort.

  • @cherrydonut4219
    @cherrydonut4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10
    Guy With Water Thing: Ok we're gonna do t-
    Doctor: *opens door*
    Guy With Water Thing: *passes out*

  • @CatMoca
    @CatMoca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh I recognize her from “That B in Apartment 23)

  • @jamesrobinson4869
    @jamesrobinson4869 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doc "came as fast as (he) could," through the door, but exited even quicker in a poof of brown dust. Suspicious!

  • @amethystrose2671
    @amethystrose2671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Where did Adam get those organs

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      they're fake

    • @devoncarter613
      @devoncarter613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where'd you get yours?

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously from the black market

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      From the people who died because they tried to cure their cancer with acupuncture.

  • @kathleenhiggins9413
    @kathleenhiggins9413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks! How can one get around all the additives and the inorganic produce and products?
    We probably can use some kinda help.
    ??

    • @christianrapper
      @christianrapper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kathleen Higgins buy organic or vote for people who aren’t in the business of siding with big business.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kathleen Higgins inorganic? Cyanide is organic, want some of that?

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christianrapper Kind of impossible on the voting part, both major political parties and the three major third parties are for big business.

  • @9perik
    @9perik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just eat a bunch of variety of vegetables in daily meals and your body will thank you in every way . Oh also intermittent fasting 😉

  • @jessiemayfield6749
    @jessiemayfield6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love at 1:46 the Asian dude behind her looks disapprovingly at the blonde girl getting loud at the spa:)

  • @Thecollectress
    @Thecollectress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You said water us not a detox er but you flush toxins via urine and bowel movements ? So then if you drink more water wouldn't that help flush toxins quicker since water encourages elimination???

  • @TurtleSauceGaming
    @TurtleSauceGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    You should point out the fact that if giant bacteria can't get through skin (save spirochetes, which we double glove for) then no "toxins" could. This has to be the best Adam ruins everything. Usually he's taking relatively Benign things and making them sound worse, but this is well done. Could use a bit more detail though, like going into an understanding of GI normal flora, or the skin's layers

  • @TomVonDeck
    @TomVonDeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The video lumps a lot of things together and concludes that "detox" is bad. There are foods and herbs that naturally support the liver and other organs responsible for removing harmful chemicals. They might support enzymes that do the same. Always be skeptical of "detox" diets, patches and other programs. Scientific literacy is important. Find out how to determine what works. I can't imagine myself buying those patches. I could however, see myself eating broccoli, chard, garlic, guduchi and other things that help the body get rid of some unhelpful chemicals.

    • @linag2364
      @linag2364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the aim of the video what to talk about the misleading info of artificial detoxing like the cleanings - not so much the nutrition. That would be I think more appropriate for a separate video.

    • @TomVonDeck
      @TomVonDeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He appears to claim that there is no such thing as the body removing toxins. He's not just "debunking" patches. The title of the video makes a blanket statement about "detox cleanses" and that they're always fake. Maybe the title is just poorly worded, but that's its clear message. Adam didn't completely think through the subject. If he's correct, then you would remain drunk forever after a few drinks. .

    • @monkeyporche225
      @monkeyporche225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The title is correct and he never said the body doesn't get rid of toxins, he said its not yours skin's job to rid the body of toxins. He clearly states that organs such as the liver , kidneys, and lungs are what remove toxins.

    • @TomVonDeck
      @TomVonDeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're right. He is specific about that. The liver also transforms some chemicals into others that are water soluble. Some of them can exit through the excretory system and/or skin. There are also compounds in foods that can mobilize some substances so they can be delivered to the liver, kidneys, etc. The science on this is very complex. It's generally not a good idea to assume that absence of proof is proof of absence. It's possibly a more complex process than the patch people and the skeptics give it credit for. The mental constructs held by medical researchers will likely evolve over time. About the title: It's too overgeneralized to be "correct".

    • @leoniek6351
      @leoniek6351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You don't need to help your liver/kidneys, they work perfectly fine on their own and there is no proof that ANY herbs make them 'stronger'. If your organs weren't working properly, you'd know, and go to the doctor.
      Stop falling for scams.

  • @JakeGoesOnline
    @JakeGoesOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god that's my doctor. Dr Mullin was talking about this today and I thought he was joking. That's amazing

    • @moonsaves
      @moonsaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope your ass is feeling better bro

    • @JakeGoesOnline
      @JakeGoesOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moonsaves I was going for my stomach

    • @obi-wankenobi1159
      @obi-wankenobi1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JakeGoesOnline If your doctor believes in “detox”, get a new doctor.

  • @thewarrior4724
    @thewarrior4724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watched this a while back in College Humor, it normally comes first

    • @vaz270
      @vaz270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OP Topi they may be working together

    • @yourfriendraptor
      @yourfriendraptor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are lol

  • @nightroad2593
    @nightroad2593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Secretly squeezed in a wild Siobhan Tompson in the sauna room scene

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Cupping's good for the muscles, but no, it's not a method of detox.

    • @SarthorS
      @SarthorS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How exactly? How does creating suction on the outside of the skin have any effect on muscle tissue well under the skin? Sounds like more scamming to me. Also anyone who performs this sort of thing is almost guaranteed to have no real medical or health qualifications.

    • @Gikarin.Gamemaster
      @Gikarin.Gamemaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It works just like a massage. I feel amazing and loose after cupping. A massage would do the same but cupping is cheaper and easier on the persons hands.

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SarthorS tell that to the Asians bro o_o our ancestors have been doing that for centuries

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AstarionWifey And Europeans used to cut out skin growths with unwashed knives. Just because it is conventional wisdom doesn't make it true.

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stellar Aevum it’s been working for us sooo
      Unless you grew up in our culture
      You wouldn’t understand

  • @chellochamber7839
    @chellochamber7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I showed this video to my mom and she started screaming at me

  • @mikheilavaqiani6308
    @mikheilavaqiani6308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Adam maybe do a episode that affects the entire world and not only episodes that are American misconception the titles "Adam ruins everything" not Adam ruins American misconceptions

    • @joeynathan6073
      @joeynathan6073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's an American show with a primary American target audience, you can chill a little

    • @andyt2k
      @andyt2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      American's aren't the only people to do detox diets

    • @icelingbolt
      @icelingbolt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope your being Sarcastic...

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      if you think only Americans do detoxes then you clearly don’t have instagram

    • @jonathandpg6115
      @jonathandpg6115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no Jacob he was serious. Every other country has Genius aliens who have solved all problems with the world and it's only the US stuck in a rut because of how stupid people are.

  • @kariwitakdoe
    @kariwitakdoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    when he dipped the pad in the water, the ladies face lolol

  • @hunterfranks5495
    @hunterfranks5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cupping helps with muscle tension and blood flow not detox
    My mamas a massage therapist and she owners a day spa
    She also does cupping and does not detox

  • @BIGBoy-nb5lm
    @BIGBoy-nb5lm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    saw this from wikipedia:
    Though water doesn't necessarily neutralize toxins, the kidneys do use water to get rid of certain waste products. If you don't drink enough water, your kidneys don't have the amount of fluid they need to do their job properly.

  • @keyoteamendelbar8742
    @keyoteamendelbar8742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once tried detox footpads, Used a pair every night for a month, not one of them got dirty overnight.

  • @stealthtomcat4739
    @stealthtomcat4739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Water helps in removing toxins and colon cleansing is good if you suffer from constipation.

  • @CorpusLael
    @CorpusLael ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam really ruins everything 😂😂😂

  • @CaseyEm
    @CaseyEm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My doctor just told me I was so backed up that I needed to drink 6 glasses of Gatorade ( or other fluid) mixed with miralax, and need to drink a glass a day of that stuff for the next few weeks. Fun stuff, I tell ya.

  • @rreallyrobyn
    @rreallyrobyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    actually, i have done a gastroscopy and before that i had to do a colon cleanse. the way i did it was i took a solution amd that makes you have to go to the bathroom and cleans out your colon till what comes out is white

  • @StellaLunaStar94
    @StellaLunaStar94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a gastroenterologist once to figure out why I was in so much pain. It ended up being Interstitial Cystitis, and he made me get a colonoscopy at the age of 20 just so he could make sure the pain wasn't coming from my large intestine. I have the pictures to prove it, and when I woke up I was in severe pain from all the air they pump into your colon.

  • @melissacooper4482
    @melissacooper4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LMAO when Adam used the terms pee-pee and poo-poo! What are we preschoolers?!😂

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey, it’s June from Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23!! I love her on that show!

  • @n.a.o.8479
    @n.a.o.8479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 Anyone remember her from Don’t Trust The B**ch in Apartment 23?

  • @gerard6568
    @gerard6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38 I can't stop laughing at the fact the music they are using is from buy mode in sims 3