WarioWare Smooth Moves: All "Form Baton" Poses

For anyone who loves hearing that deep-voiced man say such silly things, I've gone & put together the explanations of each "Form Baton" pose, one after another, all 19 of them. Here they are in order:
*The Remote Control
*The Umbrella
*The Handlebar
*The Sketch Artist
*The Chauffeur
*The Samurai
*The Tug-of-War
*The Waiter
*The Elephant
*The Thumb-Wrestler
*The Discard
*The Big Cheese
*The Janitor
*The Dumbbell
*The Mohawk
*The Finger Food
*The Boxer
*The Mortar & Pestle
*The Diner (Uses "Balance Stone")
Enjoy!

[@williamference6378]

It's absurd that you can have such a deep and stoic voice say stuff as ridiculous as what's in this video.

[@JustJaidenism]

._.

[@TediI47]

These were the best parts of the game by far.

[@OfficialCheeseGames]

Imagine this guy in a narrating war with Morgan Freeman

[@cyber895]

It is absolute perfection how when your playing this game; which is so fast-paced it's franctic; you get cut off by this slow, soothing tutorial teaching you how to hold the "form baton." It's amazing.

[@horokeusensei]

The japanese version is WAY different!
I like how they've kept the silly stuff.

[@nickname5447]

How was the japanese version different?

[@roxanacruz7441]

Nickname search warioware smooth moves japanese

[@luisfernandomiguelpiris252]

@@roxanacruz7441 si

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

Pure ASMR... He needs to be my Master for my Jedi Training...

[@yoshikfireball]

Wow, this was made 6 years ago and it doesn't have any dislikes.
On that note, this guy is an absolute genius. "tight shorts". "the battle for seconds is always sudden and fierce" "hungry samurai defending his *lunch*". This is just hilarious. And nostalgic, Smooth Moves was the first game that I liked and beat.

[@RomanVulcan83]

smileykits *Warning: Joke*
You just HAD to say it...

[@hiimemily]

"Like riding a bicycle, perfecting this stance requires grace, steadiness, and tight shorts." I did a double-take when I heard that.

[@ThePixelPolygon]

*The Famicom*
Like a mother tucking in her child at night, the Famicom provides a stoic solace,
preparing us for the impending rule of robot overlords.
*The Famicom Disk System*
I... I got nothing.
*The Sharp Twin Famicom*
Like experiencing zen while enjoying the art of tea;
(it's a two-fer)
*A Frying Pan*
Seriously... DON'T

[@noskap]

+Narigaur YES

[@ellagracebenliro6557]

Watcha got on "The gun"?

[@jacobrumens9601]

I sometimes listen this when having dinner. It just feels so relaxing…

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

Wii Jedi Training ASMR

[@Koops520]

I love these Form Explanations. Very funny and strangely calm... o_o

[@Oaktree481]

I want him to read my bedtime story's

[@wweandwwfsuperfan619]

3 people couldn't learn these "Form Baton" Poses.

[@spongeintheshoe]

Diego Valdes And the other disliked the video.

[@Transclairent]

All video game tutorials should be like this.

[@DreadfulNedburns]

Oddly relaxing...

[@turnypz4058]

"the big cheese"
DEAD

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

Big fart

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Wario has taught us well.

[@RetroMike1324]

I always started feeling sleepy whenever I heard these, it's weird

[@zr6654]

Balance stone

[@Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic]

i LOVE this game!!!

[@alexisruiz1450]

I can't believe u said this 11 years ago I was 5 years old when u said this that's crazy

[@kwieli5097]

@@alexisruiz1450 omg i was 6, time flows like a river

[@santumChannelYes]

I used to love this shit as a kid

[@changvasejarik62]

it's weird how soothing this is

[@TheFlirtyFox]

wow i love this man

[@Laurenxorz]

omg this makes me cry everytime amazing

[@ssj6jose]

Serious question - anyone know who this guy is and if he does any sort of other work? I couldn't find anything on him. He has a crazy soothing voice that I could fall asleep too, lol.

[@PumaFau]

+Jose Gomez I heard he was a Canadian guy who worked at Nintendo of Japan or America? (Don't know which one)

[@アルマさん-x2g]

+Fau Nintendo of Japan

[@chloeann6637]

+Fau No, that was the guy who did the forms in the Japanese version.

[@ScileSc]

I dont know which one is my favourite. In the german version the narrator is extremly enthusiastic and makes weird voice cracks.

[@yungjojoreference]

asmr got nothin on this

[@firebird64dd22]

ZZZZZzzzz.... WHAT?! Oh sorry I fell asleep from this voice.

[@k0ngbuster]

Awesome game! I love how silly it.

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

The music... It's... so... nice!

[@ILOVEEMUSIC1513]

I would love to have a conversation with this guy. Anybody with me?

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

I'll IM him right away.

[@luisfernandomiguelpiris252]

?????

[@RobbTime]

the big cheese haha

[@everett1250]

I want this guy to read me a bed time story.

[@JTVASMR]

Favourite form has to be The Umbrella.

[@Skinkemann]

Haha, yes
This game is so rad

[@marmario259]

Is it just or when I hear the voice I fall asleep

[@noobfromroblox339]

I got one i don't have a good name for it
Just hang in there
Hold the form baton with a strap drop it with the strap with your hand sideways move it side to side when told

[@TheToffen]

I want this guy to read me a book.

[@appleofmypie]

This is genius!

[@CorruptedHero4321]

He sounds so depressed when he says The Thumb Wrestler.

[@ronaldforrest9975]

WarioWare Switch Moves Forms:
*The Remote Control*
Hold the Peace-Con straight with the tip pointing forward. (This may not be suitable for the Nintendo Switch handheld console.)
This simple stance reflects one of life's fiercest--and greatest--sports: channel surfing.
*The 9-Volt*
Hold the Peace-Con Gamer Addon like a controller while pointing torwards your TV.
This simply copies 9-Volt playing his games while not in bed.
(9-Volt: "Hey, I heard that!")
Not sorry. Plus, you don't even know me.
more coming sooon

[@AguFungus]

Fun fact: All Form Baton poses are differently named in the japanese version, and are based on Japanese culture. The music is different, too. Here are all the Japanese forms:
watch?v=PjZVAuJ-npo

[@safourgardpa5459]

It's down man, what video was it?

[@MasacoMike]

LOL Balance stone.

[@redpikdman]

I’m just watching this for the memes 😂

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

This music... I love it! I want this song without the nice voice, so I can listen to it.

[@Sagasking14]

Imagine if this guy read 50 Shades of Gray...

[@eviltube1111]

@SarinaJynx he sounds so creepy and calm, and the relaxing water and music. ITS WEIRD

[@DragonScythe64]

you cant take this guy seriously.....but the way he talks and enplanes things is so weird its like a comedian doing a job as a yoga instructor

[@Knute360cool]

Famicom Dojo anyone?

[@diamondjub2318]

Form Baton Tutorials ASMR?

[@necrolyte977]

He sounds like Nick Cage.

[@Koopaklown]

Where did NIntendo find this guy!?

[@MusicXKillsXPain]

THIS IS FUCKING CREEEEPY o.O

[@Iwouldlovetoorapeyou]

Imagine this guy just telling you a bedtime story while your in bed. I would be in sleep in no time even tho i am 14 xD

[@Jaxson505]

still like that username as an adult?

[@spongeintheshoe]

But what if I'm left-handed?

[@stanleymak3084]

Don't worry, the game will ask for your dominant hand before you play.

[@ElisiaAngela]

I feel sleepy after(sometimes,during) watching this video.. -_- Sorry for wrong grammar. :|

[@Mgamerz]

The narrator needs a white van and some candy and he'll be good to go.

[@inlazlowetrust]

Better than sex.

[@DamianKenny8]

is the voice guy a therapist or something?

[@TheDsihelp]

@AguFungus the english version is way better

[@kwieli5097]

french version's better

[@OfficialCheeseGames]

Imagine this guy in a narrating war with Morgan Freeman