It's a good thing he never attached that tech lab to his barracks. Imagine what kind of abuse could have occurred if all those marines had "Stim", instead of a victory imagine how many marines he could have lost to their drug addictions
Fun Fact: The Chosen One actually ran the gauntlet 3 times; Winter missed the 2nd time because the army was attacking at the time. But no, The Chosen One waltzed through the streams of gunfire, dropped off his golden minerals at the soon-to-be-destroyed nexus, then walked back THROUGH the invading army, and went back to fulfil his destiny of gathering more golden minerals. It was on his return from THAT run that Winter caught him and thought it was his 2nd time.
11:30 omg.... how... I didn't even think enough anti-micro existed in this world to allow the T army to lose that fight. How??? That hurt me deep inside to watch.
31:42 omg... I didn't even know that could happen... I just figured it would make a second layer of units on the outside.. that's fascinating... The things one can learn in BLH rofl
Wow this was super cool to see and get a breakdown of my game. Your hella funny and at the same time acually helpfull. Thanks for sacrificing 50 minutes of your life to watch, See ya in silver. GO TIME
@@GoTimeGross Well, make probes and units. And use control groups. Nothing else needed and you get to plat. Could I recomend researching warpgate? Like... as soon as possible?
@@CZProtton thanks I've done most of that and but still in gold.. I still use all army like crazy lol coming from starcraft in like 2000 something there was no worpgate so I didnt understand the concept... now I know its mandatory. Thanks for taking the time to comment to me. I'm still out there playing
I had to stop watching when the medivacs were *accidentally* filled with units and taken out by what should have been easily dispatched phoenixes, because I was laughing so hard I could no longer breathe
This match in a nutshell, because future genetations don't deserve to go through the same pain as we did: -no rush 11 minutes -terran wall filled with gaps -tech lab too far away to do anything -endgame warp gate, like our bw ancestors commanded -terran focus firing on literally everything -dysfunctional siege tanks with no siege mode -battle SCV's -unplugged forge researching shields for 20 minutes -not rebuilding the natural until 40~ minutes in -carrier & mothership core just chillin' for the entire game -our hero probius, long distance mining through the enemy army unseen -terran mining one mineral field with 40 workers, and protoss mining several fields with 5 probes each. -probius slips some tea while watching his companions work -30 minute long wack a mole -terran gets the victory through diplomacy -zar zim zer
Kenneth Gross • I was saying it for a week after watching this game when it first came out. But I honestly don’t know where “Zar Zim Zer” came from. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn't think it was possible to (try to) throw a game that hard. I'm also amazed that despite his best efforts, Terran won anyway. I watched Husky's BLH. I've watched all of Winter's BLH and Angry Coach. And yet I'm still amazed by just how bad players can be. And I suck, I think I topped out around Plat.
@@bunklypeppz doubt. Bronze is the smallest league in the entire game. It's incredibly hard to end up in bronze. Edit: besides maybe grandmaster. But it's a low percent.
@@xXMemelord That's because the vast majority of people who play ladder are not as casual as in most games. It's only 'hard' to end up in bronze if you are a somewhat experienced rts player when you start. Most people who just play through the campaign on normal or easy mode go into the ladder or unranked matches and quit after a couple matches. That being said, the matchmaking has probably changed since I was in bronze, but I know at the start of the game, around 50% of the playerbase was in bronze; back then I was pretty much as bad or worse than most players we see in BLH-- I'm not great now but I'm a lot better that I was then.
Legend has it, the Chosen One is still long distance mining from that gold base till this day. Despite their best efforts Cyiande's men still have not fired a single shot in its general direction.
My favourite part is the tank turrets swiveling to follow it as it goes past. You can almost hear them going "oooooh, if I was A-moving instead of right-click moving you'd be so dead right now, I tell you what."
The first part, no idea, the protoss said it at the end of the game I think. The second part is because this game was painful to watch and I sat there watching it for 50min.
The probe walking past the entire Terran army unharmed followed by the Terran lifting tanks into the medivacs to keep them safe from two cannons made me laugh so hard it hurt.
The worst part is that they were probably both sweating heavily throughout all of this, having the most intense game of their lives. They somehow both fucked up in their own very unique ways. Cyandie didn't expand while GoTime did, but GoTime had very few probes actually mining. GoTime build a lot of upgrades he didn't use while Cyandie built a lot of units he didn't use.
Cyiande is one of the few heroes that would actually benefit from using "Select all army". Unfortunately, judging by the replay, it doesn't seem that he owns a keyboard.
Mass tank with no siege mode. Not properly connecting the tech lab. Wall full of holes. Accidentally loading half your army into medivacs and then allowing them to get picked off by a few phoenix. Blocking production structures with idle units. Floating 5 figures worth of resources. WINS THE GAME.
Terran moves out I am thinking - Holy crap he's ahead with 50 supply how's this gonna be a game, you cant possibly lose that many units to what the protoss has. *2 minutes later* Terran player - You underestimated me.
You sir have been brain washed by fox news. Fun fact Obama deported more illegals than any other president before him. Immigrants actually have lower crime rates than natural born citizens. The list goes on but enjoy Fox news!
Ben Lee What did I say against Obama? I refuse to watch that partisan bullshit called Fox News. Get outside, kid. Not everyone lives in your bubble/dichotomy of either liberal or racist. You'll learn this stuff when you get to high school.
Ben Lee Also, they prey on other illegals who dont report, for obvious reasons. Also, in an area with 75% hispanic people, they have a hard time finding witnesses, so they dont get caught and logged as illegals. My best friends baby was killed by a drunk driving illegal who had been deported 4 times, so dont try your liberal shaming/guily bullshit on me. It wont work.
ITS NOT CYANIDE its cyiande sye - ion - day (sī - īən - dā) i.e. A person which, either inspires the development of STIs in others, or has multiple degenerative diseases themselves.
Now this is a PERFECT example of bronce league heroes or to say - wood league. Its like the players play against them self in most possible ways. First terran losing by not attacking on move command while dying on choke. Dont use A key at all. Then i thought: ok, protos is better, he is making disruptors. But no, he stops build army, have huge amount of minerals and then not even fire with disruptor. Terran picking up marines in medivacs and then die from phoenixes. Terran dont know what is sieging tanks and protoss dont know to warp in units. I understand that you must start somewere, but if they have just play campaign they would learn more. And the funny thing is that they are having fun while playing. Ofcourse, i must mention epic scene of the chosen one :D
Friend 1: “Hey dude I have this cool strategy game called Starcraft, I played a little bit of the campaign, but you can also play against another player, wanna try it out”. Friend 2 says: “Sure, I have played a ton of Dune 2 back in the days, I’ll trash you with the Harkonnens or whatever they’re called in this game” … So now you know … 🤦♂️ Me crying: “they are called Siege Tanks, SIEGE tanks!!!They Siehiehiege 😭😭😭”.
Watching these makes me confident I can play in bronze and maybe higher Even though I have never played a ranked match. (Only play custom game called Phantom Mode)
25:09 What does he expect to accomplish with two pheonixes? He couldn't use any spells from his sentries earlier, he couldn't use disruptors, and now he's building pheonix? Why?? Just go for mass carriers and colossi and mass zealots and stuff like that?
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED?! What the hell! These games must be scripted or some shit, these things can't actually be happening even in bronze league, can it? :o
26:04 the funniest part was the tanks literally follow the probe with their guns but are too in awe to shoot.
year late on your same ...ding
lol exactly, they just watch him
The map is dark and full of Terrans
haha I loved that
That's some scary zen synopsis of me irl everyday. 🙁
4:11
It's a good thing he never attached that tech lab to his barracks. Imagine what kind of abuse could have occurred if all those marines had "Stim", instead of a victory imagine how many marines he could have lost to their drug addictions
Fun Fact: The Chosen One actually ran the gauntlet 3 times; Winter missed the 2nd time because the army was attacking at the time.
But no, The Chosen One waltzed through the streams of gunfire, dropped off his golden minerals at the soon-to-be-destroyed nexus, then walked back THROUGH the invading army, and went back to fulfil his destiny of gathering more golden minerals.
It was on his return from THAT run that Winter caught him and thought it was his 2nd time.
What's worse than a player who doesn't know what siege mode is? The player that loses to him
Asango a player that doesn’t know what a warp gate is
Well, terran perfectly executes the "build more shit" strategy and wins. Even with that hardcore antimicro.
11:30 omg.... how... I didn't even think enough anti-micro existed in this world to allow the T army to lose that fight. How??? That hurt me deep inside to watch.
Protoss won the fight because he didn't have a mouse to fuck everything up roflll I can't xD
omg... those full medivacs dying.... it hurts...
This game is giving me anxiety.
31:42 omg... I didn't even know that could happen... I just figured it would make a second layer of units on the outside.. that's fascinating... The things one can learn in BLH rofl
If toss wins........ I think I'll have an existential crisis.
This. Is. So. Hard. To. Watch. XD
Ho...
...Lee...
...Fucknuts, you're not lying. How often do you see a game where both players _under use_ F2?
Well guys an update. Finally reached the gold league in both Protoss and Zerg. See ya next year
Nice man! Glad you're improving :)
I swear your commentary is full of so much gold I am constantly rewinding to not miss a second or hear it again xD PROBEUS!!
Ah, bronze... the only league where SC2 is actually a PvE game. The entire whooping 30 APM dedicated to tame this wild beast - their own base.
that probe at 26:00, a real head-turner
This is literally the most impressive SMPM (Siege modes per minute) I have ever seen!
Wow this was super cool to see and get a breakdown of my game. Your hella funny and at the same time acually helpfull. Thanks for sacrificing 50 minutes of your life to watch, See ya in silver. GO TIME
Kenneth Gross this game was legendary.
I hope you made it to silver.
@@ZiggySA ya made it to gold, wiggling to plat
@@GoTimeGross Well, make probes and units. And use control groups. Nothing else needed and you get to plat. Could I recomend researching warpgate? Like... as soon as possible?
@@CZProtton thanks I've done most of that and but still in gold.. I still use all army like crazy lol coming from starcraft in like 2000 something there was no worpgate so I didnt understand the concept... now I know its mandatory. Thanks for taking the time to comment to me. I'm still out there playing
these 2 are wonderful! I get why Winter has put this replay in the top 25
Look at those tanks welcoming the hero probe back. What an honor.
This was Wood League Heroes. Got damn.
That first attack, an A-move and then afk would have just outright won the game.
GO Time is roleplaying a protoss that doesn't have warp gate
I had to stop watching when the medivacs were *accidentally* filled with units and taken out by what should have been easily dispatched phoenixes, because I was laughing so hard I could no longer breathe
This match in a nutshell, because future genetations don't deserve to go through the same pain as we did:
-no rush 11 minutes
-terran wall filled with gaps
-tech lab too far away to do anything
-endgame warp gate, like our bw ancestors commanded
-terran focus firing on literally everything
-dysfunctional siege tanks with no siege mode
-battle SCV's
-unplugged forge researching shields for 20 minutes
-not rebuilding the natural until 40~ minutes in
-carrier & mothership core just chillin' for the entire game
-our hero probius, long distance mining through the enemy army unseen
-terran mining one mineral field with 40 workers, and protoss mining several fields with 5 probes each.
-probius slips some tea while watching his companions work
-30 minute long wack a mole
-terran gets the victory through diplomacy
-zar zim zer
Can't believe I watched the whole thing... zar zim zer
That's cool that you got that.
Kenneth Gross • I was saying it for a week after watching this game when it first came out. But I honestly don’t know where “Zar Zim Zer” came from. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@evshrug they seem to be alternate versions of some gender-neutral pronouns. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get the fucking unit out of the medivacs! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
BGVassil seriously. That was so dumb that it makes me wonder if he played that way intentionally to get on BLH
I didn't think it was possible to (try to) throw a game that hard.
I'm also amazed that despite his best efforts, Terran won anyway.
I watched Husky's BLH. I've watched all of Winter's BLH and Angry Coach. And yet I'm still amazed by just how bad players can be. And I suck, I think I topped out around Plat.
Plat is actually pretty good tho
EmissaryGW2 not really. plat is just above the most common league, so no. not really
@@xXMemelord Most players never get past bronze. The average casual player gets stomped a handful of times in bronze and decides pvp isn't for them.
@@bunklypeppz doubt. Bronze is the smallest league in the entire game. It's incredibly hard to end up in bronze.
Edit: besides maybe grandmaster. But it's a low percent.
@@xXMemelord That's because the vast majority of people who play ladder are not as casual as in most games. It's only 'hard' to end up in bronze if you are a somewhat experienced rts player when you start. Most people who just play through the campaign on normal or easy mode go into the ladder or unranked matches and quit after a couple matches.
That being said, the matchmaking has probably changed since I was in bronze, but I know at the start of the game, around 50% of the playerbase was in bronze; back then I was pretty much as bad or worse than most players we see in BLH-- I'm not great now but I'm a lot better that I was then.
Legend has it, the Chosen One is still long distance mining from that gold base till this day. Despite their best efforts Cyiande's men still have not fired a single shot in its general direction.
Omfg I am dying...that probe =))
My favourite part is the tank turrets swiveling to follow it as it goes past. You can almost hear them going "oooooh, if I was A-moving instead of right-click moving you'd be so dead right now, I tell you what."
When you think the game is about to end but you realize you've only watched half the video
Playing with a trackpad during an earthquake with mittens on that are very hot =))) omg
Our Terran player teaching us that if you are new to Starcraft the best choice is to mutilate your mouse so that you can no longer right click
Can't tell if these players are 8 or 78 years old. No middle ground possibilities here
I've seen someone play SC2 and not even use hotkeys. Not even Shift.
zar zim zer... longest 50min of my life.
What's that mean?
The first part, no idea, the protoss said it at the end of the game I think. The second part is because this game was painful to watch and I sat there watching it for 50min.
Yeah I meant the first part, appreciate the reply though :) It was quite painful to watch
They're apparently pronouns.
gotime was attempting to not assume gender, i guess.
The probe walking past the entire Terran army unharmed followed by the Terran lifting tanks into the medivacs to keep them safe from two cannons made me laugh so hard it hurt.
The worst part is that they were probably both sweating heavily throughout all of this, having the most intense game of their lives.
They somehow both fucked up in their own very unique ways. Cyandie didn't expand while GoTime did, but GoTime had very few probes actually mining. GoTime build a lot of upgrades he didn't use while Cyandie built a lot of units he didn't use.
Now try to imagine what will be happening when F2P will be out xd
dont remind me
oh no. the horror
MatisowatyPL
BROOONZE FREEEEEEEE HEROES
IT will be glorious.
It is going to be the golden age for BROOOONZE LEEEEAGUE HEEEEROES!
25:50 That amazing probe walk by killed me!
Best moment in all of human history.
Tanks alot
The bronze league heroes game to rule them all. My god!
4:15 "The map is dark and full of terrans." Noice.
Somebody should introduce GoTime to DTs.
Mike Lezhnin what is DTs?
@Kayla Teague: Dark Templars, invisible protoss units with a pretty high attack damage.
@@mikelezhnin8601 thanks for your advice. Those DTs got me to Gold league.
And I am pretty sure never see someone building so many units that units cannot leave the god damn factory!
This series is given me confidence to try ladder. I've never really been serious or hardcore into it looks like I'm going to shot at having fun lol
If terran actually lost because of the medivac loads, that would be one of the greatest moments of all time in SC history! :D
Cyiande is one of the few heroes that would actually benefit from using "Select all army". Unfortunately, judging by the replay, it doesn't seem that he owns a keyboard.
49:50 Actually I have more money than I thought
You thought you have 700 minerals but you have 875?
Sick game :D:D
Mass tank with no siege mode. Not properly connecting the tech lab. Wall full of holes. Accidentally loading half your army into medivacs and then allowing them to get picked off by a few phoenix. Blocking production structures with idle units. Floating 5 figures worth of resources. WINS THE GAME.
Terran moves out I am thinking - Holy crap he's ahead with 50 supply how's this gonna be a game, you cant possibly lose that many units to what the protoss has.
*2 minutes later*
Terran player - You underestimated me.
At about the 25 minute mark I wasn't sure how the game was only half over... until I saw that medivac micro... now I know why it kept going.
This has to be the most impressive anti-micro I've ever seen. I didn't know it was even possible to throw that hard.
'The map is dark and full of Terrans.'
I am using the absolute fuck out of this.
I think the wall of the terran is better than anything Donald thrump will ever build
Nico_Hero Gaming noiceee
Tony614 THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!!
You sir have been brain washed by fox news. Fun fact Obama deported more illegals than any other president before him. Immigrants actually have lower crime rates than natural born citizens. The list goes on but enjoy Fox news!
Ben Lee What did I say against Obama? I refuse to watch that partisan bullshit called Fox News. Get outside, kid. Not everyone lives in your bubble/dichotomy of either liberal or racist. You'll learn this stuff when you get to high school.
Ben Lee Also, they prey on other illegals who dont report, for obvious reasons. Also, in an area with 75% hispanic people, they have a hard time finding witnesses, so they dont get caught and logged as illegals. My best friends baby was killed by a drunk driving illegal who had been deported 4 times, so dont try your liberal shaming/guily bullshit on me. It wont work.
ITS NOT CYANIDE
its
cyiande
sye - ion - day (sī - īən - dā)
i.e.
A person which, either inspires the development of STIs in others, or has multiple degenerative diseases themselves.
accurate.
Can cancer be a STI? Because his micro has definitely given me one.
23:30
This one has to be the bronziest bronze league heroes that I have ever watched dear God I want to eat some tide pods
Watching bronze league is beautiful. Such eloquent pazazz
"The map is DARK and full of Terrans"😎😂😎😂😍
That tree was pretty legit though
Now this is a PERFECT example of bronce league heroes or to say - wood league. Its like the players play against them self in most possible ways. First terran losing by not attacking on move command while dying on choke. Dont use A key at all. Then i thought: ok, protos is better, he is making disruptors. But no, he stops build army, have huge amount of minerals and then not even fire with disruptor. Terran picking up marines in medivacs and then die from phoenixes. Terran dont know what is sieging tanks and protoss dont know to warp in units. I understand that you must start somewere, but if they have just play campaign they would learn more. And the funny thing is that they are having fun while playing. Ofcourse, i must mention epic scene of the chosen one :D
I LOVE IT!!!! Best intro of all videos on all of youtube!!!!
Thinking back to my Brood War days, I wouldn't be surprised if these players turned out to have been children.
if only gotime used the f2 button
The jokes were on point this BLH, but the silent disgust at the end is always the high point for me.
The one tech lab that hasn’t been attached to anything a good thirty minutes.
Ok He did it 23:20.... WTF why video length 50min?
What the fuck is your problém?
This one was more painful than normal to watch
These videos give me confidence that I won't get wrecked in a ranked match. I might actually try it
Friend 1: “Hey dude I have this cool strategy game called Starcraft, I played a little bit of the campaign, but you can also play against another player, wanna try it out”.
Friend 2 says: “Sure, I have played a ton of Dune 2 back in the days, I’ll trash you with the Harkonnens or whatever they’re called in this game” …
So now you know … 🤦♂️ Me crying: “they are called Siege Tanks, SIEGE tanks!!!They Siehiehiege 😭😭😭”.
Zar zim zer...indeed!
Watching these makes me confident I can play in bronze and maybe higher
Even though I have never played a ranked match.
(Only play custom game called Phantom Mode)
Epic. Can't believe there are actually players out who don't know how to a-move and don't know that a thing like siege mode exists.
thumbs up for the goverment contractor joke xD
With the influx of players from F2P, I hope we get more BLH.
Watching the opening in 0.5x speed for more BROOONNNNZZZEEEE LEEEEAAAAAGGGUUUUEEEE HEEEEERRROOOOEEEESSSS
soooooo good
Thiswas the best BLH I've watched so far.
By far :D
Then you need to see the one that was ended with a nuke :P
Danielle Spargo Seriously. Easily the best BLH of all time.
Ah I saw that one 3 times. Live, on vodcast and on youtube
probe/shadow/death,,,,sick
Best BLH intro yet
"The map is dark and full of terrans". Good one.
i knew i would see the #chosenone someday
Your commentary is killin me lmao
This is a classic! But one of these days Bronze League Heroes will give me a heart attack.. not a bad way to go, all things considered...
What did I just watch??? Zar Zim Zer
just met gotime on ladder on my smurf i am trolling on pulled the bois on him for him being winter famous XD
Hotkeys are for chumps
-Winter 2018
44:35 now that's a reference I haven't heard in a decade...
Boom, headshot!
at 22 minutes. How does this game go 50 minutes????
43:10 “look at this fucking tree right here!” Wtf lmao.
How can I send you replay? I just got ruined by the most hilarious cheese strat.
11:35 how is that even possible? He'd literally win by just pressing S and look away :o
Is this how you play the early Command and Conquer games?
Years ago there was this Geneva convention of warfare you don't kill civvys outside combat zones. This game. Those probes. Perfect example.
23:50 It's CyIANde. Cy-Ian-de, as (almost) in Sir Ian McKellen.
Cy(eye)ande.
Cy Ian de.
This is so much... This hurts my eyes.
Don't even need to A-move, right click OP
The chosen one!
zar zim zer!
TIL the ingame timer switches to show the hours at 42:52 minutes
idk, i think it's at 42m51s... as can be seen at 43:25 ;-)
Is this Cyiande second appearance on bronze league heroes
Zar Zim Zer
That Terran player tried his best not to win, but somehow he failed...
25:09 What does he expect to accomplish with two pheonixes? He couldn't use any spells from his sentries earlier, he couldn't use disruptors, and now he's building pheonix? Why?? Just go for mass carriers and colossi and mass zealots and stuff like that?
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED?! What the hell! These games must be scripted or some shit, these things can't actually be happening even in bronze league, can it? :o
well zar zim zer
cyiande forgot to research siege mode
i was so bored with the game but i loved the commentary. lol hilarious!:D
It took me a while to figure out what little amount of micro is needed to make units work better
It boils down to work smarter not harder