Pippa's husband
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- colress is a redittor
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![All Battles vs Colress!! [Pokemon Black 2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B9yxw8wcJKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
I LOVE MY HUSBAND
nd you're gonna get torched for it.
Shit taste
He doesnt know you exist
We love you too, Pippa.
Soo, Tenma right? She blond now.
Pippa is the female version of a guy who falls in love with anybody who's nice to them more than once.
So pretty much every guy on earth.
Shes just like me fr fr
"anybody who's nice to them"
impossible standards
So she is just like me fr fr but female
Oh that's very relatable.. in a bit sadge way.
Colress: "Good morning."
Pippa: "Is he coming onto me?"
she deserves all this roasting for her commitment issues
1:51
>you can sweep his team with a krookodile
true. now I know how to piss pippa off lol
I hope someone sends her a video of them doing that.
@@FestusOmega i volunteer as tribute. I just put in big brackets at the end saying “see ya NERD”
Can just imagine the mess Pippa was when Colress suddenly appeared in US/UM.
Pippa gushing over her husbando despite everyone roasting the man is the cutest relatable thing, lol.
He looks like he escaped to america to start a rocket company.
A team of rocket enthusiasts, or team rocket, if you will
Something about a paperclip?
plasmaX i think is the company's name..
You think he would have an ultra Beast as main Pokemon I forget the one that looks like a big rocket.
@@JayTohab We're putting together a team. A _team_ that will build _rockets._ And we will call it... _Team Plasma._
Aw Pippa, defending him so hard 😅
So Pippa wants:
- someone smart
- someone with a "unique" job
- (and/or hobbies)
- someone she can pester
- someone she can comfort
- someone "handsome"
Its over bros
@@wakipai3DThat's why you should simp Tenma, the only requirement is getting ripped, which all men can do.
@@tumamaencosplay having a gremlin as a wife doesn't sound like a bad idea
-someone she can does war crimes with
New personality unlocked
Definitely the kind of guy who would be into eugenics
Reminder that breeding for shinys is basically eugenics.
That would be a charm point
@@sugoistalin7809 Same goes for the people who breed for egg moves and perfect IVs
@@ultimate9685I'm more into CRISP
@@xochitlpauli5622 CRISPR?
4:36 - Wow, she really *is* Walmart Pekora, huh.
Lmfao
despite Pippa's usual "she worries me" energy, I'm glad someone else appreciates Colress for how cool a character he is.
Same Colress was really awesome in BW2
You got to love her that she goes hard for him even though chat dunks on him a lot.
Wait...is this man's ahoge in a constant state of adjusting his glasses?! That's...that's next level character design. The ahoge is a smug-genius-ge!
Aw she's like a kid
😭
It's kind of pathetic that all he had to do was tell her "Good Morning" and she is in love with him.
Truly, she just like me
she like his voice
@@Brave_SJ fr fr
you should see what i did to get pippa ai all of a sudden im like colress to her
Oh god he does look like a Lesbian...
he looks like Ellen DeGeneres with glasses
Ouch that’s harsh lol but so true
If Rachel Maddow was blonde.
Can't blame her, that scientist coat is pretty cool
D'aw, it's just as cute as Lia with Thresh.
😂😂😂
"This is Colress's frigate. He has- he- he- he pilots a frigate."
Actually that is pretty cool.
"This is the Team Plasma frigate. It's not- I don't know if- I don't think it's, like, technically 'his' his."
You lost me.
I hope this guy puts a restraining order on Pippa officer Jenny needs to look into it.
I love how she started to get genuinely mad at people for pointing out the truth
Pippa revealing all of her kinks in one session. 😂
I mean, she already mentioned watching anime girls getting beat up is her fetish, sooo 😂
@@bradyp8868 don't forget sisters x brothers 😄
@John Anderson omg can she get anymore based?!
@@JohnAnderson-ev3lp I knew Pippa was from the South, but I never thought it would be Alabama...
I like how she implies that he enjoys none of the things she wants to do to him.
That bazinga comment got me.
"Colress is the strongest pokemon trainer"
Homeboy wasn't so strong after I whooped his ass. >=3
Pippa becomes parasocial with a character who is just like her
This is like the hex manic from X and y and Omega Red and alpha Sapphire she's like that one crazy chick you say nah nah I don't want your phone number.
@@mikecampos1193 tfw no hex maniac gf
lia with thresh be like: YES DADDY
pippa with colres: i'm going to bully you and you will love it
He do be sounding like the Pokemon equivalent of a eugenics expert in 1940s Auschwitz.
Chat is just jealy
😂
for me not really
Sleepy wanted chaos and she got it lmao
Pippa combines qualities of sus and cute spastic.
Disappointing no one made fun of her for being too short to hug him
Pippa being a bit love starved, is kind of relatable. I love it a lot. She is nice.
*Pippa fangirls over Colress for 6 minutes straight*
Pippa just play Black 2 & White 2 if you love him so much,it takes no effort
unless she spends like a hundred bucks getting a loose copy
@@tsubasaplayer16 she can't emulate it tho ?well i played the og games a long time ago,my White 2 copy even disappeared,but well she can try,Chuggaconroy is doing a playthrough of it this month
@@lancerotalucardhd8793 streaming would be dangerous with an emulated copy. But she could write off a legitimate copy off of her taxes.
@@lancerotalucardhd8793 i saw that, chuggaaconroy's a name that i knew but never really followed for a while for a looooong time, it's been long overdue for him to play b2w2. might give me a reason to watch him for just that series until he plays the golden sun games.
@@tsubasaplayer16 Chugga has some of the best playthroughs on YT,i like how informational he can be sometimes,also props for him when he got that Shiny Koffing in Pokémon Crystal,his reaction was insane
That ahoge looks like it should be used as a wifi hotspot
5:19 oh hell nah, Coleslaw is out here duel-wielding the Power Glove! 😭
Colgate got that doo-hickey 😂😂😂
Pippa: behold the mighty colress!!!
Chat: this is the seventh time you have brought colress to show and tell.
Dude doesn't look like he has a train set in his basement. Dude looks like he has a train set on his head.
He actually does look like one of these "trying-to-be-manly" lesbians...
1:06 THAT'S HIS HAIR!? I thought that shit was some sort of headgear. This is some Yu-Gi-Oh type of nonsense.
I wasn't with her until the acts of terror
"Why does Colress look like a lesbian"
BAHAHAH HE TOTALLY DOES HOLY SHIT
She'd leave bite marks
'...Look at my boat, my boat is amazing."
Drayden seems like the superior choice all around.
Wait a minute she’s against doctors and scientists but she’s in love with a scientist ?
Yes
the duality of women
Women date what they hate. Many such cases.
@@binaryghosts5131 so true
It's not that he's a scientist. It's that he's a bastard that somehow always gets away with war crimes
i would get it if he didn't look like i'd use him to install another browser
Pippa likes model trains… awesome
Woman moment.
I wanted context for the soda choking clip mentioning Colress and i got it, went exactly as i expected. Thanks Low 💜
WTF is he gonna do with that pokemon in a jar?...
You can only get so cool in a kids show and this ain’t it Pippa, Ash’s Greninja had more rizz than this guy.
Oh no she showed us the "hugging zone" and the "frigg it with the skyball"... we have no argument here boys. She's too Based.
If these are the reasons a girl likes someone, I hope to never be liked by a girl ever again. She’s a menace
The blue "ahogae" he has looks like a futuristic headset. Shit even comes with a built in Mic to his mouth 😂 1:07
Pokemon Prof. Membrane lookin fool
I love your edits dude. You do quality work.
I feel the same way for Bayonetta. I've never had another waifu since 2009.
Imagine switching from an absolute fucking chad that is Karl Heisenberg to a pokemon lesbian William Afton
That hair thing is inexcusable.
Wow, Pippa really down bad for Colress🤣
Pokemon Black2 was pretty dope, my favorite mainline Pokemon game.
Colress is always carrying his little tablet computer with him wherever he goes, probably so he can hit up bestgore whenever he needs his fix.
Is a super smart scientist
Goes to a tropical region in the middle of summer wearing thick ass winter coat
I think Pippa would love Whiz from DragonBall Super
Wow. Never seen Pippa... Thirsty..? Something? Whoa.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 No. Not really. Is this common?
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Yee. Thiissrty.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 And than use that to pester her with? Genius. Finding the weakness. Great idea.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Thank you! You too.
So the schizoid yabbit just wants a nerd with high hairline who puts up with her screeching? That's actually pretty reassuring ngl
Pippa is basically Louise from Bob's burgers 😂
Pippa is a treasure
Internet Explorer haircut is insane
"He looks like a lesbian who works at whole foods." SENT me.
I totally get what she means by "flirtatious"...
6 minutes of Pippa's wife getting roasted .
Someone show her the movie falling down, I think Michael Douglas in that film looks like Corless.
Based sleepy and kirsche wrangling pippa for her mid tastes
I thought head pats were condescending...
Ngl, her husband looks like my Internet browser
Personally my team plasma husbando is N, but I will admit that Colress is also an extremely based af choice.
What's a little bit of sociopathy when he says good morning amirite?
Bro me and him could be best buds for life, he's just like me.
2:51 I like the part where she says frigate 😀
Girls change their voice when around their crush lol her literally.
Not a bad choice
oh she def has to play lost box deck then
didn't know pips was into lesbians he looks like Ellen DeGeneres going threw a final fantasy phase just give elen glasses and blue goofy unrealistic hair piece you got pippa husbano lol
Oh no Pippa... He's part of the Science Team...
Edit: Dude looks like a Sheldon Cooper type who is also a lesbian that likes to get pegged holding a job down at whole foods... I think he looks like Shou Tucker from FMA before having his family so you know what that means... "Big Sister...Pippa..."
Colress looks like before he talks he tells everyone his preferred pronouns...
Based Sleepy
he looks like a blond dr. maruki from persona 5
i hope she wont dox herself
I literally looked up Pippa Colress hours ago and found nothing. Checks when this was uploaded, 2 hours ago, around when I looked it up. You literally uploaded this right after.
Get out of my head.
5:19 He literally wearing 2 Nintendo power gloves. He's so bad!
This means pippa is a lesbian as well 😉
Someone sent me the link to this video and congratulated me on my marriage partner, while also giving me their condolences.
Because I am constantly being called Colress because of one pfp and nickname episode, while I apparently also give off the vibe.
Why? Beats me. Sort of. Well, not really, I do be the nerdy guy to them probably, and Colress do be having the stereotypical nerdy scientist look.
Can't I just be IE Man in peace for a day without any funni or other thing related to Colress popping up? Also, the hair is inverted to IE explorer, so he's the opposite - he speed.
Also, please no choking.
Edit: I'm taking the angler fish personally!
And rambling on and on does seem oddly familiar...
Also, pggng? Really?
Edit 2: ALRIGHT, SHOULD I NOW RP AS COLRESS, BECAUSE HE SEEMS WAY TOO SIMILAR TO ME
ALSO, STOP THE RECTAL JOKES, OR I'M GONNA RECTIFY YOU TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN CALL THAT HOLE COL-GATED
Bro he is NOT one of the most powerful. He’s just really smart (though if he went through with his research he could probably bring out his Pokémon’s potential)
She is an anime girl so... probably fine
2024 is Pippa still into Colress? Havent seen him in a while
Press 3
I guess you can call me, he, because I'll never be him 😔
As a former normie, I had women do all of this stuff to me. It's some of the stuff that made me get just so tired of normie life.
I defend Valerie from Pokémon XY. I'm almost positive that would be a hot take on Twitter.
The fairy type gym leader? I don't see how it be a hot take outside of people find her creepy/uncanny due to her eyes.
I've seen weirder defenses that I don't understand.
My hot take is N is overrated.
@strategicperson95 Oh yeah that would get you canceled lol. Meanwhile I just think Valerie is retroactively pretty.
The idea of a gentle, elegant yamato nadeshiko who also happens to be ripped under her kimono is rad as hell.