I remember when Bluetooth headsets became a thing. First businessmen started wearing them, then every middle-aged black dude that wanted to look like a businessman started wearing them and pretty soon after, no one else owned one. It basically became the Chrysler 300 of Bluetooth technology. Boost Mobile made a killing on them.
I'm gonna fight ya on the Chrysler 300 that was a 35 year old upper middle management drug dealers car, these are the retired union black guys, think 93 to 09 Mercedes, but he loves it got a great deal on it and it's immaculate, minus the swisher smell, this is a kangol hat bowling shirt black guy, your thinking of immaculate courty ready jersey black guy
As a gay man I need constant care. I need to go to the doctor constantly. And that's why I trust St John's hospital in Los Angeles where Adam was born.
A couple of years ago i drunkenly found myself watching chris hardwicks awful special and was close to leaping into the nearest grape smasher. Good news is it helped me sober up!
i took one of those "mathematical patterns" classes in undergrad. i was a music major so it was just to fill a requirement. basically, 7th grade pre-pre algebra
The best part of Andre's Steakhouse is the homeless man in the parking lot that offers to watch your car for $5, and when you say no he smears feces on your door handle so you get it on your hand when you go to open your door
I truly miss his “Yes And” capabilities. Adam has a role and purpose, but he doesn’t have any understanding of how to propel a bit and it shows in TAFS.
i had a guy like this in my "math models" CC class which was math for liberal arts majors so we could get basically the same credit for having done the SAT without actually doing the SAT. bluetooth headset and all.
Does Andre’s Steakhouse have constant beeping from fire detectors that need new batteries? If not I cannot give you my business based off of being unauthentic.
It was a guy who uploaded a lot of cumtown clips onto his vietnamese gaming channel with 190k subs and then false striked the other channels resulting in a lot of the big ones like Future Files, TyBayaga, or scrtsqrl getting their channels or videos removed. This guy has multiple channels by the way, his signature is the gifs in the corners of the screen. One of them is the "Cumtown Archives" channel.
@@Dogbutt47 whoa, whoa, hey man. Enough of this straightism. I'm straight and I like the podcast because I'm racist. There are other reasons to like a show yaknow.
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Love how Stav walks Nick through the bit to get more detail.
Stav is the Lenny to Nick’s George
@@hammondswiss247 Beautiful
@@hammondswiss247 Kramer to his George*
@@dillon155minecraft Stav is obviously George
Yeah because they had already done the bit and Stav was prompting Nick to retread it.
The only french words stav could think of were food.
He does the same with English
What about weewee 😏
He’s o’lingual
@@enjoyer6201 Land O'Lingual
Not even in an incorrect context lol he was just gawking at bread and asking for cheese
Funnies shit ever that the only 2 French words Stav could think of was ‘baguette’ and ‘brie’
Escargot
"allow me to beret your acquaintence" made me wheeze for **several** minutes
I thought it was a fucking stupid joke
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere i beret my condolances to your au contraire 🙏
Forte Berete, my Contrare brother cousin.
"your most expensive wine" - $13
"So Vin Yon Blonk"
"ooh he boujie!"
@@spoopyidk So Gah Dah Good
Peanut nore
I remember when Bluetooth headsets became a thing. First businessmen started wearing them, then every middle-aged black dude that wanted to look like a businessman started wearing them and pretty soon after, no one else owned one. It basically became the Chrysler 300 of Bluetooth technology. Boost Mobile made a killing on them.
I'm gonna fight ya on the Chrysler 300 that was a 35 year old upper middle management drug dealers car, these are the retired union black guys, think 93 to 09 Mercedes, but he loves it got a great deal on it and it's immaculate, minus the swisher smell, this is a kangol hat bowling shirt black guy, your thinking of immaculate courty ready jersey black guy
I still see Indian men with them sometimes
I respect it
Indeed, grape juice people have a tendency to ruin things
@@Tom-oj7si😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I still see truckers rockin em frequently
As a black man from Louisiana I can confirm that this is without a doubt one of the funniest bits I have heard
As a white man from Maryland I agree.
As a gay man from Hollywood I agree.
Very cool my ninja 😎
As a white man from Louisiana I can confirm that I am gay and also retarded
As a gay man I need constant care. I need to go to the doctor constantly. And that's why I trust St John's hospital in Los Angeles where Adam was born.
It’s such a specific and niche stereotype Nick is a genius
Which one?
@@douglasmcveigh5559Yeah, what's his name?
@@themidnightman9798SLAM DUNK
@@themidnightman9798the gay one
Still one of the best bits of all time
LOL you should probably listen to more than just one episode.
@@ashchaya7676 yeah this the only one I’ve heard lol
Random losers talking is that good?
@@totoroid hell yeah dude
@@totoroid yeah you
Just saw a Instagram bio that read “CEO of RnB Seafood” & I immediately had to come back & watch this 🤣
😂😂😂😂
This five minute video has more comedy in it than some comedians one hour special
A couple of years ago i drunkenly found myself watching chris hardwicks awful special and was close to leaping into the nearest grape smasher.
Good news is it helped me sober up!
“Some”?
@@telophasemusic Chris Hardwick being a comedian is an oxymoron.
As a community college graduate I can confirm that this is exactly the kid of bidness education you will receive mis playours
Community college was like being in a liminal space in one of those low poly PS1 style indie games.
Fantastic description.
Love how Nick connects the entire bit back to community college at the end
"The beret to yo future!" holy shit lol
i took one of those "mathematical patterns" classes in undergrad. i was a music major so it was just to fill a requirement. basically, 7th grade pre-pre algebra
I’d still struggle
Grade schoolers didn't used to even have to do algebra
That's called the economy of respect.
The best part of Andre's Steakhouse is the homeless man in the parking lot that offers to watch your car for $5, and when you say no he smears feces on your door handle so you get it on your hand when you go to open your door
Never been but it sounds nice...
Sounds like a fair trade.
You pick up your car and the seat is leaned all the way back, the bass is turned all the way up, and your cup holder is full of KOOL cigarette butts.
Fuckin love that guy.
I take my kids and when I say no to the homeless man I ask my 6 year old son to open the car door, knowing full well the poop is on the handle.
Stav fleshes out the bit for Nick so much
Everyone knows Adam writes Nick and Stav's lines on each episode
what ya mean? *yes I am stupid because 17 people understood you comment.
I truly miss his “Yes And” capabilities. Adam has a role and purpose, but he doesn’t have any understanding of how to propel a bit and it shows in TAFS.
the whole thing was a text thread the day before. mullen just was baked and couldnt remember it all.
you left out the Intelligent dining solutions to create enticing scenarios for our clientele part.
Soulutions
Keeps the classics alive and out of Vietnam
Vietnam, MA
Andre been to Vietnam and is no longer welcome
Great username
Possibly Nick's funniest bit.
I love that someone Googled Andre's Steakhouse, found one, then took a Google Street View screenshot for the thumb nail.
I love the tented fingers lol.
Nick in CC was that episode of The Simpsons where Bart really tried that time.
The waiter lowering his glasses is by far the most funny thing i have heard for order confirmation 😂😂
The juissance is here
I listened to this while I was in the fellas room.
Remember hearing this for the first time. Good times, good stuff
This and the N dependence day bit are pure gold!
Idk Nick's perfect crime is pretty fantastic
N dependence day is gold
It's not punching down, because what we're joking about here is successful business owners, which is one of the most privileged classes in America
Who cares if it's punching up or down or sideways. It's a joke.
@@JunkCCCP your mom was very clear that she prefers it when I punch down into her cervix
Oh, ok, thanks
nick should do a whole special in the character of a black comic from 2006
"Nick the Entertainer"
i also think he should do black face
Y’all be knowing’ how white people drive!
Too bad his stand-up is the most derivative dated safe shit lol
This was the best. Miss CT.
True facts: I live in the city where that Andres is (it's good, politicians eat there when they're in town).
This means theres a basement where they keep children
In Florida?
@@raptormoments yes
Allow me to beret you the acquaintance of my son, AuContrarius
i had a guy like this in my "math models" CC class which was math for liberal arts majors so we could get basically the same credit for having done the SAT without actually doing the SAT. bluetooth headset and all.
Community College just felt like one big pyramid scheme
By far my favorite bit ever.
Bidness 101 should also cover clap talking to really drive your point home.
Its customary not to tip at Andres Steakhouse.
I always imagine Andre as the guy in the Colonial Penn advertisements.
This one is a gem.
With the Japanese nice one adam
Thanks bro
Y’all know what the real n-words is?…
Noweldge!…
"All the steaks are well done" Fuck, man lol.
I died laughing
listening to this then the IRL ad autoplays....trippiest shit ever. lmao this is some Eldritch shit
such a great bit
" Please Leave " Degree.
Allow me to introduce yourself to my fiancé. She’s O’Sexu’al.
This is a really good bit lol
I need bidness 101 and Andre's steak house in my life
I wanna go to Andres steak house 🥩😎
domain expansion: andre's steakhouse
Maybe the greatest bit, Andre's steakhouse
BID 1$1 INTRO TO ECONOMY OF RESPECT (0 Units) M. Andre Cafeteria MWF 5PM-715PM
Stav: "Time to buckle up"... I wonder if he also says, It's about to go *up*
the economy of respect bit is so genius lool
This is the Rosetta Stone for middle aged black guys
The Beret to your future 😂😂😂
Top 10 CT bit
"It's wrong but it sounds good, welcome to community college."
That’s a lot of purple and gold paint.
Mathematical Ideas is so good
I’m gon to steal this
There's a real Andre's steak house
My TI-83 was stolen in 10th grade and the monster you know today was born...my true birthday...
Entreprenubians
Every time I drive by the real Andres steakhouse I laugh
Lol I was just gonna comment on here that I’ve been to the actual Andre’s in the picture.
Forte, entrepreneur
Forte again
damn i failed and now im in Bidness 200
Uhh sharin da cake lmaooo
google scholars cradle
10/10
oh my god
sharin da cake
Bidness 1$1
Allow me to beret your acquaintance
It's wrong, but it sounds good! Welcome to community college.
What a nice guy
1:04 was he about to say Seth Cockfield? 🤣
Mathematical Ideas? Damn.. we're fucked.
Respectonomics 101
Remember when nick would speak actual words instead of sludge
Uh... sharin' the cake?
Never forget that stav would NEVER share a cake, even with a black.
If America was cool this would be an snl sketch
What show is this from? Thanks!
A podcast called Cumtown
@@gg_2377 thank you
@pnw bb get ready to embark on a years-long journey of listening to Cumtown clips on TH-cam lol
bidness
3:27
I’m gay
Does Andre’s Steakhouse have constant beeping from fire detectors that need new batteries? If not I cannot give you my business based off of being unauthentic.
I love how I just know its going to be a cumtown clip
Forte is actually Italian.
Oh contraire, par’don my beret but that’s a Continental word
place doesnt sound too bad....except for the fkn well done steaks...im good on that bullshit
Your food should be served by a guy on a hoverboard.
That's a good name for a steakhouse. They should spell it with an "i" at the end.
Then it would become Russian themed
Bit starts at 3:05
So all of the Cumtown bits are being deleted from TH-cam?. Who is doing it?, why?. I hate these small hats.
The og Andre's Steakhouse is still on Asain Fidance's channel.
It was a guy who uploaded a lot of cumtown clips onto his vietnamese gaming channel with 190k subs and then false striked the other channels resulting in a lot of the big ones like Future Files, TyBayaga, or scrtsqrl getting their channels or videos removed. This guy has multiple channels by the way, his signature is the gifs in the corners of the screen. One of them is the "Cumtown Archives" channel.
@@gorezamtrios6481 vietnamese, so big hats, not small ones.
God I hate Stavros. So annoying.
Lol stav wouldn't laugh at this anymore. Sad.
sad and true
stav got really annoying, and not because of his laugh
I hate stavs laugh so much.
"no bigots allowed"? are there any comedians or adults allowed? who's the yap that wouldn't stop that put-on phoney laugh?
Stavs laugh ruins everything
Au contraire
I like my cumtown with just stav audio!
You’re probably straight
@@Dogbutt47 whoa, whoa, hey man. Enough of this straightism. I'm straight and I like the podcast because I'm racist. There are other reasons to like a show yaknow.