Ok but real talk, I’m actually *r e a l l y* attracted to all types of Young Joseph. Like, this man makes me so confused over my sexuality. My entire life, I have never been sexually or physically attracted to real life humans; I’ve had the biggest crushes ever, and yet I haven’t ever felt the want, the need to even peck someone! I’ve just always thought “Oh, I’m asexual.” But then this fucktard comes. And suddenly, I’m finding a fictional character hella attractive. My entire life, I (try to) roll my eyes whenever anyone gushes over someone else’s appearance, understanding that people can be physically attracted to others, but never quite comprehending it. The extreme confusion I felt everytime I sat down and tried to understand how people actually wanted to have sex with someone, how their heart pounds at the sight of an attractive lady/gentleman! Trying to wrap my head around the concept of looking at someone and thinking “Oh yeah, I wanna fuck them.” It just doesn’t make sense! But for the first time, I feel a minor attraction. I look at the man, and I’m like “Holy shit he’s gorgeous what the fuck.” A minor one. I don’t even want sex. He’s really charming. I guess I’m just really into dumbasses, huh. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
That first clip of Rohan and josuke laughing was the first thing i ever saw that was jojo... I swore to myself I would never watch that show .... Yet here i am five years later obsessed
i just love how when star platinum was bashing his face in with a pan, each time, he said 'ora?' in a low voice. every stand has their hilarious moments, from the powerful (star platinum) to the most wholesome on earth (sex pistols)
In the first shot, it was 5, in the second it was 4, and then the video shows only 4 of them eating, and it's at 1:44, somebody save our poor boy from this _MANIAC_
So, yes, I enjoy JJBA and find it great, but nothing would of prepared me for when I absolutely lost it at the sudden gun paper scene in part 4. Like, why do I find it so funny? Is it just me?
don't worry, it's not all the scenes. The history is way deeper and interesting than you think, it's called "JoJo's BIZZARRE Adventure", so it's normal that some scenes are absolute meme material.
the quality is hORRIBLE
ok
ok
ok
ok
Ok
hey cmon
mista feeding his 6 children is *b l e s s e d*
yes
Blursed
bruh u have *444* likes...... *cursed*
4 pieces though
@@kevintrang3007 B A D L U C K
FRICK why is tequila Joseph so dummy *T H I C C*
Andrés Amaya made me fail no nut November
I'm questioning my sexuality
I would clap is cheeks without doubt
Ok but real talk, I’m actually *r e a l l y* attracted to all types of Young Joseph.
Like, this man makes me so confused over my sexuality.
My entire life, I have never been sexually or physically attracted to real life humans; I’ve had the biggest crushes ever, and yet I haven’t ever felt the want, the need to even peck someone! I’ve just always thought “Oh, I’m asexual.”
But then this fucktard comes. And suddenly, I’m finding a fictional character hella attractive. My entire life, I (try to) roll my eyes whenever anyone gushes over someone else’s appearance, understanding that people can be physically attracted to others, but never quite comprehending it. The extreme confusion I felt everytime I sat down and tried to understand how people actually wanted to have sex with someone, how their heart pounds at the sight of an attractive lady/gentleman! Trying to wrap my head around the concept of looking at someone and thinking “Oh yeah, I wanna fuck them.” It just doesn’t make sense!
But for the first time, I feel a minor attraction. I look at the man, and I’m like “Holy shit he’s gorgeous what the fuck.” A minor one. I don’t even want sex. He’s really charming. I guess I’m just really into dumbasses, huh.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Why did you not call him for a date?
Even knowing the context, this is just _bizarre._
Fuck
That's why it's called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure xD
HAHAHAHHAH SO TRUEEE
@@englishmuffin7 r/woooosh
“Hang on a second, this is bizarre.”
0:53 Josuke loses a game of rock paper scissors
"Diamond are rocks, diamonds are unbreakable, so rock is the strongest! Nothing beats rock!"
*The boy chooses paper* 0:53
Rock Paper Scissors, GUN
@@bbtmr4854 for his neutral special, he wields a _G U N_
rock, paper, scissors, *SHOOT*
Rock, paper, gun
Me when getting the test results...
0:55
Underatted
NIIIICE
666 likes...
LMAO
*N A N I*
Star platinum, Hierophant green and Sex pistols are the cutest thing in JoJo
Us3leSS Sh!t D3kU crazy diamond has some funny moments too
I personally agree with both of you, it’s true
what about dirt man
star flatinum*
joseph and avdol porn too
star platinum: **confused ora noises**
Ora?
Ora? Ora?
Ora?
HAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
I wanna know why he was hitting himself poor S.P
0:27
That "O-hoo"
It's so _precious~_
Scooby
Read this other reply's first name.
That's what you are, Shelly.
*distant laughing*
mu-hoo~
@@puffonxe that pic was only for joke but I like your answer🌚
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it's july 2021 and i feel cringe because of this comment.
1:44 mista is holding 4 pieces of salami... 4!!!!!
O h n o
And it also has two four's when it happens
Wait,that's illeageal
Matthieu Jules 😳😳😳
There is no 4 in mista life
So mista count is as 5
How dare you call the torture dance cursed, it is a masterpiece.
69 likes,, I don't dare interfere
R.I.P @QueerKrow
Blursed
1:04
This is more cursed with context
Naxo98 Serra i can agree in all honesty.
I haven’t gotten there yet so I’m looking forward to it
69 likes
Nice
True seeing this out of context makes more sense
That moment is the very definition of "unprovoked and unexpected".
That first clip of Rohan and josuke laughing was the first thing i ever saw that was jojo... I swore to myself I would never watch that show ....
Yet here i am five years later obsessed
it wasn't animated 5 years ago
@@pillarofgrass1370 ever heard of over exaggerating
@@babynyxe4784 sounds like a terrible sassy excuse out of embarrassment
Bruh
@@pillarofgrass1370 ok
Can we just admit even with context the torture dance can't be explained
But it's not cursed
1:18 there's so many potential questions
Pssh, implying that all of Jojo isn't a cursed moment in and of itself
my friend doesn't know what JoJo is. I am downloading this so she can't see the title and sending it to her.
Do it, you madlad.
Noice
How it ended?
Bruh what happened it's been a month
its been 4 months tell me what happened bro
1:40
Giorno: Hol’ up we supposed to be feeding them?
i just love how when star platinum was bashing his face in with a pan, each time, he said 'ora?' in a low voice. every stand has their hilarious moments, from the powerful (star platinum) to the most wholesome on earth (sex pistols)
I felt bad for star platinum 😭
dub: giorno!
sub: gorino!
@HelpMe wrong
Gorino Govianna
@HelpMe ?? Sub is the best
I’m pretty sure it’s Joruno Jobanna
Cookie Cake both is good.
"OH I GET IT!.... i don't get it."
As a person who has never watched jojo, I don’t know how to feel.
Craccer _animates you're missing out
SO HORNY
@@ms65wow bruH
@@ms65wow _Everytime I close my eyes-_
Watch it
Ora-
Ora?
Ora!
0:19
This is why Joseph is the best JoJo
I need top 9 jojo gay moments without context
oh man I can’t fit the whole anime in a top 9
@@loveboatcaptain that is very sad
@@loveboatcaptain 99?
I found 1 0:46
Mista gave the Pistols 4 pieces of salami.
It’s 5 pieces
In the first shot, it was 5, in the second it was 4, and then the video shows only 4 of them eating, and it's at 1:44, somebody save our poor boy from this _MANIAC_
0:07 “o r A”
Haha I lost it with the paper and the gun.
I didn't get the full effect of "out of context" because I completely understand them and now I'm sad :(
0:07 star platinum is a suicidal PUBG player how sad
0:16 what do you mean with "cursed"
This is an absolute blessing
Tequila or star platinum?
jajajajajajs
0:46
This truly is cursed
WTF- I need to wash my eyes
Everytime I see that specific scene I turn my volume down 💀 even though it's already low I feel like it's too loud..
Everybody gangsta til Giorno starts healing Mista
Context doesn’t necessarily make most of these moments any less cursed lmfao
So, yes, I enjoy JJBA and find it great, but nothing would of prepared me for when I absolutely lost it at the sudden gun paper scene in part 4. Like, why do I find it so funny? Is it just me?
This is what we all needed
This video is entitled "cursed" JoJo moments. So why are the torture dance and tequila Joseph "cursed?!"
The most cursed thing i Saw in jojo was the dude that got his head run over by accident ... By the ambulance that was trying to get to him
@@vittocrazi Kira?
@@tortillachips0 yes, him
May be because i saw a dog die like that irl. it was gruesome.
@@vittocrazi Yeah, in the manga is not that bad you only know that he died that way but here they show you
“He’s going to the 9nth circle of hell!”
*dances*
Josuke's laugh is cute af
0:06 my boi Rohan looking buff tho
Sending this to my friends when I finally get some.
1:00 The Kids In The Basement When The Kidnapper Finally Gives Them Food
I like how unphased star platinum is when he's just hitting himself with a frying pan lmao
since when is torture dance cursed?
I had this expression on my face 90% of the time watching jojo
(O__o)
Since tequila joseph was cursed
AKA it's actually blessed
Josuke's "NANI" moment while being held at gunpoint by a piece of paper is the reason I got into Jojo's
I just realize Mista give only 4 piece of salami to he's stand
**4**
You got 4 likes brush
0:54 the music is what sells it every fucking time.
This is by far the best Jojo out of context video I've seen
Your profile pic should also be included
@@maomaomi5434 this made me laugh 😂
This quality makes the anime looks like it was animated in 2007.
Jojo's gay adventure
0:45
aCk GiOrnO
0:53 'assignments be like
most of these are just as cursed with context
The animators knew EXACTLY what they were doing
Even the anime title is jojo *BIZZARE* adventure so i wouldn't be surprised if anything bizzare happens
Funny story:
The torture dance made me watch JoJo :l
That and Kakyoin licking the cherry is what made me watch Jojo
what made me watch JoJo is one of my closest Friends who kept doing JoJokes, so I wanted to understand them. Here I am, ig
Temmie ;3 Noice
Sungindra Setiawan I didn't learn of it after I watched part 3
The Idiotic Genius A bit too
*"ACK- GIORNO!"*
-Mista 2001
How dare you
The Torture Dance is blessed
Show this to people you want to watch JoJo so they can understand it
It will definitely convince them
Star Platinum: Hits himself with a pan
Also him
“ O R A “
Josuke and Rohan: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Rohan: *proceeds to cut off pinky*
Mista feeding his bullets is cute af
Ok but
The music during the tequila joseph scene, doesn’t it sound like the splatoon store music?
Dimensional Sponge
Deadass, you’re right. I can see that boppin over the speakers in the shops.
I have found the video I have been looking for. THANK U
the video quality really do be lower than my grades
When star platinum hit is face with a frying pan...
I felt that
Yes, mom Star Platinum whacking himself in the face is still my favorite moment in Jojo.
Now I really know how Narancia felt after what he saw
Torture dance cannot be out of context.
0:01 why did Rohan do that again?? does anyone remember pls its bothering me now
Him being a drama queen and upping the stakes since he (rightfully) assumes Josuke is cheating in their game of dice.
I thank god every day for this
There's a reason nearly every JoJo episode has a meme.
Mom: do your homework it’s not like it’ll kill you
The homework: 0:55
I love how happy Joseph and Avdol are when they unstick
They are even happier when they stick again
Mista be like: yes, standos can have a little salami
Why does this feel like this was recorded from another room
Ok, mista feedin the little dudes is amazing
So many of these were actually blessed and you know it
Star Platinum: (confused Ora noises)
why you gonna like but ain’t sub this guy needs more than just 82 subs
I got you 100 subs
Totally
0:55 Taking a test in a school in the united states be like.
Bruh why does the josuke and Rohan one look like a pre 2007 anime with a different artstyle
0:50 I completely forgot about this scene and I want to forget it immediately☠☠
Piece of paper with a gun is by far one of my top 5 favorite things in JoJo.
Rohan: *laughing cutely*
Also Rohan: **PINKY DISMEMBERMENT**
I spontaneously came when I saw tequila Joseph
0:09 STAR FLATINUM FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT * New stand star flatinum what dose he say he says flat for his word of choice *
In that moment he knew he f#$ked up 0:42
Torture dance by itself is enough to make a no context video
A lot of these are just as cursed even in context
Tuscano no Salami feeding is a blessing!
As someone who's never seen Jojo before, I'm scared.
don't worry, it's not all the scenes. The history is way deeper and interesting than you think, it's called "JoJo's BIZZARRE Adventure", so it's normal that some scenes are absolute meme material.
@@temmie2032 oki ;m;
Me: *reads title*
Also me: I swear to god there better ACTUALLY be no context!
Me again: *watches first 5 seconds*.... **perfect**
0:53 In JoJo, the test finishes you
A truly bizarre adventure..
Josuke: gets shot in his face
The Gang: dance
The lack of context is god tier
Giorno:It's succ succ time. Mista:Please be more gentil this time
even if it were with context it still wouldn't make sense at all
seeing those three dancers was torture