I love how it slowly goes from someone who fights to survive to someone who does it for the money to a crazed super soldier that can't live without killing
Reminds me of how my friend went from "I will not drop once more" to "I might just drop once more" to "Let's all drop some more!" When first playing Helldivers 2
We take: Mechs c-bills House bills Salvage Comstar Calling cards Discount Dan's Gift cards Draconis "comfort" women Small arms Crew served arms T-Rex arms Titles (to include but not limited to Duke,Baron,Count, Viscount) Asteroids Moons Small planets undefined celestial bodies Food Water Laniks and other livestock Solaris entry fees Respect coordinates to undisclosed SLDF caches and last but not least Our clients eventual betrayal
@@adamredmayne1326 Davion's keep trying to pay us in that and I always got to haggle. Almost forgot; WE NO LONGER TAKE CLAN TECH! We only had two guys in our company that can fix it and they're both dead.
@@TheAlwaysPrepared so feista pail goes out of stock followed by a surge in the toilet paper market. Are these things connected? The answer your looking for is yes. Yes. They are.
Enjoying the song? Remember, this broadcast was brought you to by COMSTAR: The One and ONLY Name in Entertainment. So if you want to hit that repeat button - PAY YOUR BILLS.
As I wake, I opened the cockpit and step outside. What was once a thriving city, now a desolate waste land. Buildings rotted like skeletons of the dead with flesh draped over bone. Tanks, helicopters and hover crafts laying in unrecognizable heaps strew about the landscape. Towering mechs stand silently like stone statues missing limbs while others lay stretched across the ground in most cases still on fire and glowing from the fatal wounds. I look to my left, then to the right, check my comm's.... no one. No one is left.... I clench my fist, and scream with rage! "Damn you Steiner Scout Squad!!!!!"
@@theblackpantslegion They leave nothing in their wake but destruction and those paper napkins pretzles and bratwurst come in if you buy them at a food stand.
I think my favorite thing about battletech is a lot of the art for it. Not even the robots or space ships, but the fact that a lot of the people in it are just ugly. Its not just fashion models and bodybuilders in space, its just regular ugly dregs everywhere.
That might me more on the artist than the setting. Some characters are described as supermodel handsome/beautiful, but then you look at illustrations and wonder what the hell the narrator was smoking.
I just love that whenever the books present a gallery of badasses, BT has nary an idealistic and improbably-talented teenage hero in sight. Sure, that's what the Clans are going for, but look how well it worked out for them. What's that, the Smoke Jaguars are kicking down my door? No, no, I'm not bothering with the 15-year old cadet who keeps going on about love and justice, I don't care how "newtype" he is. Find me some grizzled, scarred-up motherfuckers who've been doing this for fifty years and see if they're willing to step out of retirement for a while.
You want to talk about rough looking characters, check out that line art of Katrina Steiner. Now that is a face that launched a thousand ships...in the other direction. Woof!
"He was checking his displays when his ammo bay was hit, the fireball was seen by those who were still upon the ship, with a gurgle and a scream his radio cut out." "... and he aint gonna drop no more" "Gory glory what a hell of a way to die, gory glory what a hell of a way to die, gory glory what a hell of a way to die" ".... and he aint gonna drop no more" The actual paratrooper song breaks my heart when i listen to it.
@@theomnissiah-9120 "Slightly" You need to be slightly crazy to sign up in the first place, especially as an officer. It takes a special kind of crazy to jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane.
The thing i will always hold dear of battletech it's is utterly human outlook. In all other mecha shows, games, settings and so on pilots are 14 years old fighting for friendship, idealistic teens fighting for good, honorable knights or predestinated chosen ones. In battletech, yeah, you still get those things, but mostly it's booze and whores. It's humanity at its finest, and it's bloody marvelous.
I don't know about you, but I like Titanfall. Nice, good old space rebels and terrorists against a space faring corporation with little care for civilians. It's even got warcrime-committing mercenaries!
@@sleepyincrediblysleepy2132Don't remember who said "Titanfall 2 is the best game you never played" but damn he was right. Titanfall needs a third installment.
ExoSquad was literally just about a bunch of soldiers (and a genetically engineered giant blue man). It's also the best western mech show of that era, and kind of what I wish the Battletech show had been.
Came expecting roaring guitars and thundering drums. Found a song pilots sing in their cockpits together over Comms. ALL TOGETHER NOW Glory, glory, What a hell of a way to die!
@@GhostBear3067 Or riding in a truck full of whatever grog you could salvage from that town the Jag's burned, escorted by no less than a lance of light mechs.
Battletech Mercenaries - The job where you risk a machine worth so much you can keep a harem in style for 10 lifetimes in order to earn enough to buy beer and pay for sex workers
Got to think what is more fun, risking that almost impossible to replace 'mech in a universe where someone is always at war, or living the comfy life until you get warcrimed?
What would you have us do?! Fight in the streets with sporks? Go back to your safe space you pinko pacifist heathen savage! (said in PURE jest and the spirit of BPL because dammit man your right... but that's NOT the point... firepower is the true form of enlightenment)
Rookie: I don't get what's so scary about that locust pilot, he's an old man driving an even older mech!! Old Locust Pilot: grid yankee three niner offset 5 west - fire for effect, over.
There's your issue, the man is old, the mech is old. This is a business in which both of those qualifiers, don't often happen. Which means he's probably about to kick your ass about seventy different ways to Sunday.
A Mechwarrior's Christmas: "Trudging through the rough, with an open weapons bay. O'er the hills we go, pirates all the way. Shells on armor ring, marking the raging fight, oh what fun it is to fight and sing a slaying song tonight! Jingle Bells, AC shells, pirate all the way. Oh what fun it is to run and blow them all away. Jingle bells, AC shells, pirates all the way! Oh what fun it is to run and blow them all away."
Glory glory, what a hell of a song of to play Glory, glory, Why can't I stop hitting replay?? Glory, glory that's actually totally okay Let's all go drop once more.
Tex you're quickly converting me from 40K to BattleTech as my main minature wargame. The content and enthusiasm of this channel and your friends is beautiful
@@swumprat "Battletech a game of armored combat" was released in 2019. Beginners box, full game, expansion rule books and all new plastic minis to boot. A full relaunch of the tabletop. Its not been the most successful launch but the game is out there right now. Personally i've been buying old minis online and using PDF's of the FASA days to play with a few friends- but either option works.
So many of those contracts were basically paying you salvage instead of actual money, especially the early missions LOL Employer: "Yeah we are a little short on cash but you can keep whatever enemy stuff you do not break too badly." Me: (looks at my crew of maniacs who reduce everything in their crosshairs to barely memories of a scorch mark) "Right... I am going to need more actual money."
@@Self-replicating_whatnot and dropping with that mech costs too much. Damn it, looks like I am soloing another op in a light mech. Where is my Adder/Puma packing the Clan LBX-AC/20 with 3 tons of ammo and a pair of Clan ER Medium Lasers?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SOLD IT FOR FOOD?!! What do we have? (Sees Flea barely held together by duct tape, hope, and good intentions) GOD fucking damn it...
@@GhostBear3067 I run my outfit like a complete slave-driver. My mercs can go and fucking starve before they'll be allowed to get their grubby mitts on my customized shit. That's for personal use only.
@@Self-replicating_whatnot oh trust me, the individual who went behind my back to pull that off has been demoted to perpetual latrine duty. Spacing them out of the airlock was considered but determined to be too good for them.
Eyy, I transcribed this on soundcloud back a few days ago when I couldn't stop singing it, and now I don't even have to refer to my pastebin to keep on going. This is the sort of thing I need to memorize for drunk livestreaming.
If the orphanage didn't want to be destroyed it shouldn't have been in my landing zone, that ones on them really.... why are you looking at me like that?
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain." I seriously was grinning this entire song. There's something wrong with me. I think I like it. ♫♪♫I think I'll drop once more!♫♪♫
I believe it was also a contender for Comstar's motto before they settled on "Pay your bills, fucko." The phrase "fuck you, pay me more" is believed to have been uttered by Conrad Toyama to Richard Steiner during negotiations to end the Interdiction of 2823.
Now all we need is a battletech mod that uses Tex and Grandpa Tex voice packs along with some BPL commercial audio and this and other songs. Because I'm an asshole and when you do one thing for me I'll just keep asking for more...
I watched this during the live broadcast of the Exodus video. I realized it was long, but not *seven* minutes long. Kudos for excellent quality and witty lyrics!
This! I watched it post-premiere (for SHAME, I know!), and loved it, but didn't realise that it was this long. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, those are some lengthy credits - worthy though.
Now I know what the Joker felt when I sing this song at work: "What are you singing?" "Hymn to the Mechwarrior." "What's that?" "You wouldn't get it...." Awesome song and a good morale boost in the salt mines. EDIT: It finally just clicked in my head. This song isn't just a meme and/or a nod to Battletech. I love how the song progresses. The one singing it starts off as a mercenary. It's tough, not making much money, and you're hoping to just make it through. As they get better at it, they start making more money, and they also start loving the career path they're in. He starts loving his job and just laughing off close calls he has. Whoever wrote this song is a damn genius. xD
And then it turns out the guy you were talking to has been playing since it was called Battledroids, has 700 painted minis, and his group is just about to finish a campaign game they've been running since 1990 and are looking for new blood. :)
Half my Company dropped from 40,000 feet, They dropped from 40,000 feet without drag chutes, They dropped from 40,000 feet without drag chutes, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
When they hit the deck it was instant overload, When they hit the deck it was instant overload, When they hit the deck it was instant overload, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without slowing jets They dropped from 40,000 feet without slowing jets They dropped from 40,000 feet without slowing jets And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors, Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors, Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a plan, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
We heard all about it over the radio net, We heard all about it over the radio net, We heard all about it over the radio net, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a plan, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Deep glowing craters visible for a mile, Deep glowing craters visible for a mile, Deep glowing craters visible for a mile, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a Landing Zone, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a Landing Zone, They dropped from 40,000 feet without a Landing Zone, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home, Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home, Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home, And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
This is song reminds me not everything I need to do has to have a higher moral calling. Life goes sideways sometimes, don’t think about it, embrace the madness, push through and get that reward.
I've fought across the universe and killed a lot of folks. I thought myself invincible for all the 'Mechs I've smoked. But while I was just boasting I might've just been cored. I ain't gonna drop no m-
FULL LYRICS FOR THE SONG BELOW: I fight my enemies because that's what I’m paid to do I never hesitate to ask or even think it through I’d retire any day but I spend too much on guns and whores I ain’t gonna drop no more! (Chorus 1) Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Glory glory, I just hope I can get by! Glory, glory, I just wish they’d pay me more! I guess I’ll drop once more! The people that we’re fighting are Capellans through and through I ask for reinforcements but they said “That would be you” I’ll wait for them to eat themselves, that what I’m praying for I ain’t gonna drop no more! (Chorus 1) My actuator’s broken and my left arm’s gun is jammed The other day I saw them turn my best friend into ham For dinner I shall eat some pills that I found on the floor I might not drop once more! (Chorus 1) I got all kinds of upgrades and my Mek is fully blinged I like to fire my cannon just to hear my own ears ring Every single mission I swear it’s my last big score But I know that I’ll drop some more! (Chorus 1) My family is buried and my homeward is ablaze I do not see the irony, as one more town I raze I lost sight of all revengence creeds and the oaths I swore I just wanna drop some more! (Chorus 2) Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Glory, glory, I am blessed to be alive! Glory, lets all fight another war! Let’s all just drop once more! The client didn’t tell us what we would by fighting for And all I know for certain is I will not die from “Poor” In other words I’m just another fucking dog of war! I gladly drop once more! (Chorus 3) Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Glory, glory, I’m just lucky to be alive! Glory, lets all fight another war! Let’s all just drop once more! Never trust Capellans, or anything they say They’ll always stab you in the back just to get their way The only thing that’s worse is their shit, substandard pay I guess I’ll drop once more! (Chorus 4) Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Glory glory, I just hope I can get by! Glory, glory, I just wish they’d pay me more! Lets all go drop once more! I’ve fought my way through ’49 and even ’52 With no fucks given you’d be surprised by what you can do And when the shit has hit the fan you know who’ll fight your war Just pay me to drop some more! (Chorus 3) I’ve murdered filthy pirates and a few Capellans too I’ve stomped on goddamn planners and survived to tell it true If there’s one thing that I’m counting on it’s never being bored I’ll gladly drop once more! (Chorus 3) I’ve been paid in every coin that’s ever known to man I’ll fight for any reason because that’s frankly who I am Plausible deniability is what you pay me for! Fuck you pay me more! (Chorus 3) When you’re a mercenary there are seldom lasting rules And those who choose to live by them will often die as fools Warcrimes may just happen unless you choose to pay me more I’ll always drop some more! (Chorus 3) I’ve razed some noble houses, companies, and even schools I’ll fucking orphanages with the latest deadly tools I’ll raze entire cities because that’s what I’m best known for Pay me to drop some more! (Chorus 3) I am a problem solver I just use some different tools From AC10s to LRMs and anything that’s cool I’ll shoot your enemies and charge you by the fucking war I need to drop some more! (Chorus 3) From Solaris to Tukayyid, I have seen a thing or two And across my vast career I know there is one thing that is true I ain’t required to know just what the hell you’re fighting for I’M JUST GONNA DROP ONCE MORE! (Chorus 3) SONG END
If there is EVER a Battletech/Mechwarrior movie one day, I would LOVE to see the lancemates in the Mechs, singing verses of this to one another on the Comms, as the Dropship is burning atmo 😂
As the grandson of a paratrooper and the son of a tank driver, I find this song only mildly addictive. Something in my blood sees giant robots lumbering around the Hell of war and goes "Go for it champ! You TOTALLY won't die horribly!" Unfortunately for that something in my blood I also grew up on a farm, so I'm well familiar with what bullshit smells like. I would die horribly.
@@theblackpantslegion A dreadful loophoke? I think you meant wonderful there Tex. It's either docked pay for minor accidental damage, or keep stomping until your employer begs you to stop with a fat bonus.
Goat... You blistering madman... At least this isn't one of those more obnoxious earworms. Tex, I don't know how you all found each other, but, damnit, man, this channel is quickly becoming my favorite content on this site, even above ToT, Deviant Ollam, and AvE. What you gentlemen have going here is absolute magic. Thank you.
@@theblackpantslegion Mission accomplished then. I have to say this hit close to home, I'm a vet with three deployments during OIF and I can say that each one got easier and the last one was almost welcomed.
I feel like I need to get the guys together and try to have everyone sing this at the same time after 3 shots of whiskey. Thank you Tex, and thank you Goat. You guys are awesome for this one.
Now I'm imagining my merc's in HBS' Battletech singing this song as we fly towards the next contract, with me leading the song as Darius shakes his head and Yang singing the Capellan verses even louder.
I wonder Mech their piloting for the left arm gun to be jammed. As far as I'm aware most of the mechs with Autocannons have them onnthe right arm. With obvious exception like the Blackjack, Rifleman and Jaegermech.
I can just see some mech-jock with a scratched up acoustic guitar sitting on busted cannon barrel with his feet propped up on some stacked AC10 rounds. Singing casually in the mech bay as gantry cranes trundle on their rails and arc torches cut into metal and shower sparks on the floor as his mech gets its leg reassembled.
I can envision hearing this in some old dive bar on Galatea being sung by 'Mech Jocks green and grey to themselves and companies long gone. Top-shelf guys. Came for the Battletech Lore; Stayed for the shitposting and other media. P.S. I think those uncool reposters were Capellans. Just got a hunch.
Ever since i read the lyrics to blood upon the risers in a G.U.R.P.S. rulebook (special ops i think) this song has been etched into memory, been playing battletech since early 90's THANK YOU for mixing both of these together.
[Verse 1] G G7 G7/B I fight my enemies, because thats what I'm paid to do C G D7 I never hesitate to act, or even think it through. G G7 B7 Em I'd retire any day but I spend to much on guns and whores. Am D4 D G I aint gonna drop no more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 1] G G7 G7/B The people that we're fighting are Cappelans through and through C G D7 I ask for reinforcements but they said "That would be you" G G7 B7 Em I'll wait for them to eat themselves thats what I'm prazing for Am D4 D G I aint gonna drop no more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 2] G G7 G7/B My actuators broken and my left arms gun is jammed C G D7 The other day I saw them turn my best friend into ham G G7 B7 Em For dinner I shall eat some pills that I found on the floor Am D4 D G I might not drop once more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 3] G G7 G7/B I got all kinds of upgrades and my mek is fully blinged C G D7 I like to fire my cannon just to hear my own ears ring G G7 B7 Em Every single mission I swear its my last big score Am D4 D G But I know that'll drop some more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 4] G G7 G7/B My family is buried and my homeworld is ablaze C G D7 I do not see the irony as one more town I raze G G7 B7 Em I've lost sight of all revengence creeds and the oaths I swore Am D4 D G I just wanna drop some more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 5] G G7 G7/B The client didn't tell us what we would be fighting for C G D7 And all I know for certain is I will not die from 'Poor' G G7 B7 Em In other world I'm just another fucking dog of war! Am D4 D G I'll gladly drop once more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 6] G G7 G7/B Never trust Cappelans, or anything thet say C G D7 They'll always stab you in the back just to get ther way G G7 B7 Em The only thing thats worse is their shit, substandart pay Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 7] G G7 G7/B I fought my way through '49 and even '52 C G D7 With no fucks given you'd be suprised by what you can do G G7 B7 Em And when the shit has hit the fan you know who'll fight your war Am D4 D G Just pay me to drope some more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 8] G G7 G7/B I've murderes flithy pirates and a few cappelans too C G D7 I've stomped on goddamn clanners and survived to tell it true G G7 B7 Em If there's one thing that I'm counting on its never being bored! Am D4 D G I'll gladly drop once more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 9] G G7 G7/B I've been paid in every coin thats ever known to man C G Em I'll fight for any reason because thats frankly who I am G G7 B7 Em Plausible deniablity is what you pay me for! Am D4 D G Fuck you pay me more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 10] G G7 G7/B When your a mercenary there are seldom lasting rules C G Em Those who chose to live by them will often die as fools G G7 B7 Em Warcrimes may just happen unless choose to pay me more Am D4 D G I'll alway drop some more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 11] G G7 G7/B I've rayed some noble houses, comapnies even schools C G Em I'll mortar fucking orphanages with the latest deadly tool G G7 B7 E7 I'll raze entire cities because thats what I'm best known for Am D4 D G Pay me to drop some more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 12] G G7 G7/B I am a problem solver I just use some different tools C G Em From ACIOs to LRMs and anything thats cool G G7 B7 E7 I'll shot your enemies and charge you by the fucking war Am D4 D G I need to drop once more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more. [Verse 13] G G7 G7/B From Solaris to Tukayyid I have seen a thing or two C G Em And across my vast career I know there is one thing that is true G G7 B7 E7 It ain't required to know just what the hell your fighting for Am D4 D G I'm just gonn drop once more! [Chords] G G7 G7/B Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die! C C7 G G7 Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by! G G7/F B7/D# Em Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more, Am D4 D G I guess I'll drop once more.
I've played every Mechwarrior including the OG Battletech on my Commodore 128D I bought in the Nuremberg PX while I was stationed in Erlangen West Germany back in the late 80s. I'm absolutely loving Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries and I just came across this. I think it's awesome! As an American Army veteran (19K) M1A1 gunner during Desert Storm I love how you took this song into the Battletech universe. Cheers.
After the last Tex talks I scowered youtube and the rest of the god forsaken possible music sites for this, obviously i must of been looking with two eye patches on since it was on sound cloud. So thank you for uploading this Tex! Saving this in the Mechwarrior playlist x')
Always love this at the end of BPL BTech vids. A request... if you're going to enable bottom of the frame ads, don't put lyrics or subtitles in that same spot. It's annoying. Edit: We need a mod to play this on the mission debriefing screen.
This is a very nice song. Just picked up the 2018 battletech game because I found it on sale and my PC could run it, been absolutely addicted to it for the past three days, playing career mode because I've already seen the story a while ago and quite frankly, I don't like how restrictive the campaign modes early missions were. Anyway, started campaign, got incredibly lucky with the shops and managed to get the salvage needed to get missile geared assault mechs in the first three sectors I've gone to (Although I will admit I was skirting bankruptcy every time I picked up a piece or any LRM-20's I found) and I managed to salvage a whole Cataphract from a mission due to sniping the Cockpit with an L-Coil, so now my go to drop loadout is Phoenix Hawk with a single L-coil and nothing else (Breaching shot + weight and venting issues) A Cataphract with Dual PPC's and enough heat vents to maintain constant fire even in badlands, an assault mech with 4 LRM-20++'s and all the ammo known to man, with all four LRM-20++'s having increased stability damage and finally a firestarter with nothing but flamers. Heat damage for medium enemies that aren't worth ammo, L-coil for Light targets because if it hits, it's destroying something PPC's for sniping cockpits of things I want and LRM bombardments precision targeted at the legs for everything else to try and either takeout the legs or just kill the pilot via the concussive force repeatedly falling over.
Just as good as when I heard it over the credits at the end of your latest 2hr video. Very well written, well done, and surprisingly long. :) It just keeps going and going, and yet isn't all that repetitive (apart from the same repetition present in the original Battle Hymn :) ). Bravo!!
01:45- did that guy seriously get a vest with a rear-view mirror? Does he live in the Cappellan Confederation or Free Worlds League because those are the only places I can think of where the chronic backstabbing would be bad enough to warrant such an accessory...
@@jamesperkins191 admittedly such a rearview mirror would be useful in the Capellan Confederation or the Free Worlds League, though. Perhaps there is a new accessory market for someone to get into...🤔 Wait, where is Discount Dan?!! 'O_o
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I love how it slowly goes from someone who fights to survive to someone who does it for the money to a crazed super soldier that can't live without killing
Stompy robots can do that to you
@@Mechabang especially if there is a neurohelmet malfunction 😜
YES the slow descent into madness was great
Well it seems like he always did it for the money, it’s just that overtime he lost his morals.
@@zackkilgore528 I think that the money went from being the goal to being a side benefit.
The shift in the singers attitude from an normal guy turned Merc to make some cash to a psychopathic Mech Fighting Badass was really clever.
I think you could see the song as sung from the perspective of many Mechwarriors. Each experiences war in their own way.
In this case it probably even specifically means the SLDF divisions which decided to turn into Merc Companies
This is based on Blood on the Risers which is sung to Battle Hymn of the Republic's tune.
@@TheStargateNerd If it was by a C* warrior, the chorus would be "redacted redacted what redacted redacted to redact".
the sliding scale of insanity
"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a 'mortality technician.'" -Pete DiBiasio, Tri-M Graduate
I mean, you can't really charge them with warcrimes
"Murder" would imply the people you killed didn't deserve it. They all did, by virtue of being in your line of fire.
Don't think of it as killing. They simply refused to move out of the way of your shells. Possibly out of laziness.
"No worries sir, its just a Cougar"
"What colors she wearing?"
"...Wolf Dragoons..."
"Blessed Blake preserve us!"
"Wait, you used parts from the heavy mechs, to fix the light mech?!"
@@AvaR0se-08 mech assault 1?
What a game to grow up on
@@AvaR0se-08 I understood that reference.
I miss that game
Reminds me of how my friend went from "I will not drop once more" to "I might just drop once more" to "Let's all drop some more!"
When first playing Helldivers 2
We take:
Mechs
c-bills
House bills
Salvage
Comstar Calling cards
Discount Dan's Gift cards
Draconis "comfort" women
Small arms
Crew served arms
T-Rex arms
Titles (to include but not limited to Duke,Baron,Count, Viscount)
Asteroids
Moons
Small planets
undefined celestial bodies
Food
Water
Laniks and other livestock
Solaris entry fees
Respect
coordinates to undisclosed SLDF caches
and last but not least
Our clients eventual betrayal
Don't forget Hope, Optimism and self esteem. all very valuable commodities lmao.
@@adamredmayne1326 Davion's keep trying to pay us in that and I always got to haggle.
Almost forgot;
WE NO LONGER TAKE CLAN TECH!
We only had two guys in our company that can fix it and they're both dead.
Fiesta pale?
What about passes to golden coral? Or do we add that to the "things ameris destroyed " list?
@@TheAlwaysPrepared so feista pail goes out of stock followed by a surge in the toilet paper market. Are these things connected? The answer your looking for is yes. Yes. They are.
As a disgruntled paratrooper (with the arthritis to prove it,) I approve this song.
blood on the risers eh
@@spacecorpse3212 I sang it full tilt every Friday night in the barracks. Still gets me hard.
@@GarrettF33 thank you for your service sir
Engineering Sargent, M Company, 3rd Battalion Royal Canadian Regiment 2004-2014, 5 deployments. Two knee replacements at 33 is fucking rough
@@devilin100 Hell yeah. I jumped with some of your boys in I think winter of 2016 down in Ft. Bragg.
Enjoying the song? Remember, this broadcast was brought you to by COMSTAR: The One and ONLY Name in Entertainment. So if you want to hit that repeat button - PAY YOUR BILLS.
Thank you Precentor.
Pay your bills...Fucko...
*Hits play anyways*
*Power shuts down, comms are out and some wierdos are kicking in the door* "Fu-" *Roaring gunfire*
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT I WANT TO DO! *Clicks Replay*
You literally have no other choice!
Seriously though, BPL's Mackie the ComStar Clown is canon in universe as far as I am concerned.
As I wake, I opened the cockpit and step outside. What was once a thriving city, now a desolate waste land. Buildings rotted like skeletons of the dead with flesh draped over bone. Tanks, helicopters and hover crafts laying in unrecognizable heaps strew about the landscape. Towering mechs stand silently like stone statues missing limbs while others lay stretched across the ground in most cases still on fire and glowing from the fatal wounds. I look to my left, then to the right, check my comm's.... no one. No one is left.... I clench my fist, and scream with rage! "Damn you Steiner Scout Squad!!!!!"
DAS IST GUD
@@theblackpantslegion *guT
the cure to Steiner scout squads: clan tech ER weapons
@@theblackpantslegion They leave nothing in their wake but destruction and those paper napkins pretzles and bratwurst come in if you buy them at a food stand.
@@Mr-Wisdomthief i hear they fitted stealth tech to an atlas...
I think my favorite thing about battletech is a lot of the art for it.
Not even the robots or space ships, but the fact that a lot of the people in it are just ugly. Its not just fashion models and bodybuilders in space, its just regular ugly dregs everywhere.
That might me more on the artist than the setting. Some characters are described as supermodel handsome/beautiful, but then you look at illustrations and wonder what the hell the narrator was smoking.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Most of it was made in the 80's. We can probably guess what they were smoking. 🤣
I just love that whenever the books present a gallery of badasses, BT has nary an idealistic and improbably-talented teenage hero in sight. Sure, that's what the Clans are going for, but look how well it worked out for them.
What's that, the Smoke Jaguars are kicking down my door? No, no, I'm not bothering with the 15-year old cadet who keeps going on about love and justice, I don't care how "newtype" he is. Find me some grizzled, scarred-up motherfuckers who've been doing this for fifty years and see if they're willing to step out of retirement for a while.
@@patrickcoyle5469 One Natasha Kerensky or Grayson Carlyle is worth a company of Clanners.
You want to talk about rough looking characters, check out that line art of Katrina Steiner. Now that is a face that launched a thousand ships...in the other direction. Woof!
"He was checking his displays when his ammo bay was hit, the fireball was seen by those who were still upon the ship, with a gurgle and a scream his radio cut out."
"... and he aint gonna drop no more"
"Gory glory what a hell of a way to die, gory glory what a hell of a way to die, gory glory what a hell of a way to die"
".... and he aint gonna drop no more"
The actual paratrooper song breaks my heart when i listen to it.
I guess paratrooler marches just have a tendency towards the slightly nihilistic.
@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 you do need to be slightly crazy to jump out of a plane into a war zone
@@theomnissiah-9120 "Slightly"
You need to be slightly crazy to sign up in the first place, especially as an officer. It takes a special kind of crazy to jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane.
@@jamesharding3459Show paratroopers a perfectly good airplane, and they’ll stop jumping.
@@TheAKgunner As a former aircraft maintainer, I would take offense to this... it it were not completely true.
The thing i will always hold dear of battletech it's is utterly human outlook.
In all other mecha shows, games, settings and so on pilots are 14 years old fighting for friendship, idealistic teens fighting for good, honorable knights or predestinated chosen ones.
In battletech, yeah, you still get those things, but mostly it's booze and whores.
It's humanity at its finest, and it's bloody marvelous.
Thank you sir. I see the same.
I don't know about you, but I like Titanfall. Nice, good old space rebels and terrorists against a space faring corporation with little care for civilians. It's even got warcrime-committing mercenaries!
@@sleepyincrediblysleepy2132Don't remember who said "Titanfall 2 is the best game you never played" but damn he was right.
Titanfall needs a third installment.
ExoSquad was literally just about a bunch of soldiers (and a genetically engineered giant blue man). It's also the best western mech show of that era, and kind of what I wish the Battletech show had been.
@@alessandragonzales8190 Christ, I thought I was the only person on the planet who still remembered ExoSquad. Loved that show.
Came expecting roaring guitars and thundering drums.
Found a song pilots sing in their cockpits together over Comms.
ALL TOGETHER NOW
Glory, glory,
What a hell of a way to die!
And/or in the dropship on the way to the mission area...
@@GhostBear3067 Or riding in a truck full of whatever grog you could salvage from that town the Jag's burned, escorted by no less than a lance of light mechs.
that's how it always goes tho
Battletech Mercenaries - The job where you risk a machine worth so much you can keep a harem in style for 10 lifetimes in order to earn enough to buy beer and pay for sex workers
Shhhhhh your breaking my head cannon
Much like being a drummer. Ive hauled a $7k drumset and other equip in a $2k car 90 miles to play a gig that payed me $80. Its a hell of a way to die
Got to think what is more fun, risking that almost impossible to replace 'mech in a universe where someone is always at war, or living the comfy life until you get warcrimed?
@@JackieWulfVT sitting in my comfy house wishing a motha would with a 100 tons of death in the garage
What would you have us do?! Fight in the streets with sporks? Go back to your safe space you pinko pacifist heathen savage!
(said in PURE jest and the spirit of BPL because dammit man your right... but that's NOT the point... firepower is the true form of enlightenment)
Rookie: I don't get what's so scary about that locust pilot, he's an old man driving an even older mech!!
Old Locust Pilot: grid yankee three niner offset 5 west - fire for effect, over.
Splash, splash, splash!
There's your issue, the man is old, the mech is old. This is a business in which both of those qualifiers, don't often happen. Which means he's probably about to kick your ass about seventy different ways to Sunday.
"Look on the bright side kid, you get to keep all the money."
A Mechwarrior's Christmas:
"Trudging through the rough, with an open weapons bay. O'er the hills we go, pirates all the way. Shells on armor ring, marking the raging fight, oh what fun it is to fight and sing a slaying song tonight! Jingle Bells, AC shells, pirate all the way. Oh what fun it is to run and blow them all away. Jingle bells, AC shells, pirates all the way! Oh what fun it is to run and blow them all away."
Quality
You magnificent person ❤️
I need this suddenly
@@DigitalCoffee08Same! I wonder if we can bully Goat into finishing this?
Glory glory, what a hell of a song of to play
Glory, glory, Why can't I stop hitting replay??
Glory, glory that's actually totally okay
Let's all go drop once more.
*noice
Noice
Glory Glory, even that one Capellan agrees that thay all lie
@@nickfulton8173 Glory, glory they supposedly should die!
Glory, glory, Let's stomp people some more!
Let's all drop once more!
@@nickfulton8173 to be fair, They”re from St. Ives…
Tex you're quickly converting me from 40K to BattleTech as my main minature wargame.
The content and enthusiasm of this channel and your friends is beautiful
I've been curious as to how to get into Battletech. I can't really play IRL due to no money but do you know of any online ways?
@@swumprat "Battletech a game of armored combat" was released in 2019. Beginners box, full game, expansion rule books and all new plastic minis to boot. A full relaunch of the tabletop.
Its not been the most successful launch but the game is out there right now.
Personally i've been buying old minis online and using PDF's of the FASA days to play with a few friends- but either option works.
@14/88 DeathKorpsOfKrieg Well, today you're the Astra Militarum and serve the Spiritual Leige of matt wardisms. Oh how 40k has fallen.
@14/88 DeathKorpsOfKrieg It really pains me. I mean, The contrast between Matt Ward and the glory of Andy Chambers is sharp.
@14/88 DeathKorpsOfKrieg Shut it, Freebirth surat.
Reminds me of Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries where you'd take contracts for fun and salvage, and the actual C-bill award could often be ignored.
So many of those contracts were basically paying you salvage instead of actual money, especially the early missions LOL
Employer: "Yeah we are a little short on cash but you can keep whatever enemy stuff you do not break too badly."
Me: (looks at my crew of maniacs who reduce everything in their crosshairs to barely memories of a scorch mark) "Right... I am going to need more actual money."
@@GhostBear3067 You know the expression - want something done well, do it yourself? That's what i often end up doing. Cuts the drop costs, too.
@@Self-replicating_whatnot and dropping with that mech costs too much. Damn it, looks like I am soloing another op in a light mech. Where is my Adder/Puma packing the Clan LBX-AC/20 with 3 tons of ammo and a pair of Clan ER Medium Lasers?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SOLD IT FOR FOOD?!! What do we have? (Sees Flea barely held together by duct tape, hope, and good intentions) GOD fucking damn it...
@@GhostBear3067 I run my outfit like a complete slave-driver. My mercs can go and fucking starve before they'll be allowed to get their grubby mitts on my customized shit. That's for personal use only.
@@Self-replicating_whatnot oh trust me, the individual who went behind my back to pull that off has been demoted to perpetual latrine duty. Spacing them out of the airlock was considered but determined to be too good for them.
Eyy, I transcribed this on soundcloud back a few days ago when I couldn't stop singing it, and now I don't even have to refer to my pastebin to keep on going. This is the sort of thing I need to memorize for drunk livestreaming.
we saw that and were honored. You are entitled to one good boy point sir. One whole internet.
If the orphanage didn't want to be destroyed it shouldn't have been in my landing zone, that ones on them really.... why are you looking at me like that?
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
I seriously was grinning this entire song. There's something wrong with me. I think I like it.
♫♪♫I think I'll drop once more!♫♪♫
Thank you. I'm happy to have helped write it, and goat had the pipes to sing it with glory
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"Das ist gut!" - Steiner Scout Squad
This is an 80ton PPC wielding assault mech... Awesome, man I love this community
Yeah man, this song is totally Awesome!
this is proof that the Battle Hymn of the Republic will never die. great work you guys.
4:59
Catchphrase of every Battletech merc.
Online play too. "I didn't leg you."
I believe it was also a contender for Comstar's motto before they settled on "Pay your bills, fucko."
The phrase "fuck you, pay me more" is believed to have been uttered by Conrad Toyama to Richard Steiner during negotiations to end the Interdiction of 2823.
@@MrSaywutnow I thought Jerome Blake first uttered that phrase?
First off LOVE this song
Second off i really like how BattleTech (or Mech Warrior depends on which side your on) is making a pretty awesome comeback
Now all we need is a battletech mod that uses Tex and Grandpa Tex voice packs along with some BPL commercial audio and this and other songs. Because I'm an asshole and when you do one thing for me I'll just keep asking for more...
they is a battletech with tex voice pack
andy fraser where?!
@@SerLagsalot here you go bud
github.com/BattletechModders/CustomBundle/releases
Ser_Lagsalot battletech advanced 3062
Also Roguetech has it as well. Its where it was added in the first place :P
I watched this during the live broadcast of the Exodus video. I realized it was long, but not *seven* minutes long. Kudos for excellent quality and witty lyrics!
This! I watched it post-premiere (for SHAME, I know!), and loved it, but didn't realise that it was this long. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, those are some lengthy credits - worthy though.
Now I know what the Joker felt when I sing this song at work:
"What are you singing?"
"Hymn to the Mechwarrior."
"What's that?"
"You wouldn't get it...."
Awesome song and a good morale boost in the salt mines.
EDIT: It finally just clicked in my head. This song isn't just a meme and/or a nod to Battletech. I love how the song progresses. The one singing it starts off as a mercenary. It's tough, not making much money, and you're hoping to just make it through. As they get better at it, they start making more money, and they also start loving the career path they're in. He starts loving his job and just laughing off close calls he has. Whoever wrote this song is a damn genius. xD
And then it turns out the guy you were talking to has been playing since it was called Battledroids, has 700 painted minis, and his group is just about to finish a campaign game they've been running since 1990 and are looking for new blood. :)
Half my Company dropped from 40,000 feet,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without drag chutes,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without drag chutes,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
When they hit the deck it was instant overload,
When they hit the deck it was instant overload,
When they hit the deck it was instant overload,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without slowing jets
They dropped from 40,000 feet without slowing jets
They dropped from 40,000 feet without slowing jets
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors,
Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors,
Their mechs all hit the ground like meteors,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a plan,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
We heard all about it over the radio net,
We heard all about it over the radio net,
We heard all about it over the radio net,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a plan,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a plan,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Deep glowing craters visible for a mile,
Deep glowing craters visible for a mile,
Deep glowing craters visible for a mile,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Half my Company dropped without a Landing Zone,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a Landing Zone,
They dropped from 40,000 feet without a Landing Zone,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home,
Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home,
Scavenged the ashes and sent ‘em home,
And they ain’t gonna drop no more.
Glory, glory, all of my comrades are dead
Glory, glory, look at the bright side
Glory, glory i get to keep all the money.
This is song reminds me not everything I need to do has to have a higher moral calling. Life goes sideways sometimes, don’t think about it, embrace the madness, push through and get that reward.
I need this as an mp3 so I can make it a ringtone.
check the soundcloud
Already downloaded and converted it to a mp3...
It's easy...
It's even easier to download from SoundCloud...
We need battletech/mechwarrior tunes like this ^^
Letting your phone ring for 7min wouldn't be that favorable ^^
I think there should be an interdimensional bar where battletech mercs and Armored Core Ravens have a space beer and tell war stories lol.
I've fought across the universe
and killed a lot of folks.
I thought myself invincible
for all the 'Mechs I've smoked.
But while I was just boasting
I might've just been cored.
I ain't gonna drop no m-
FULL LYRICS FOR THE SONG BELOW:
I fight my enemies because that's what I’m paid to do
I never hesitate to ask or even think it through
I’d retire any day but I spend too much on guns and whores
I ain’t gonna drop no more!
(Chorus 1)
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die!
Glory glory, I just hope I can get by!
Glory, glory, I just wish they’d pay me more!
I guess I’ll drop once more!
The people that we’re fighting are Capellans through and through
I ask for reinforcements but they said “That would be you”
I’ll wait for them to eat themselves, that what I’m praying for
I ain’t gonna drop no more!
(Chorus 1)
My actuator’s broken and my left arm’s gun is jammed
The other day I saw them turn my best friend into ham
For dinner I shall eat some pills that I found on the floor
I might not drop once more!
(Chorus 1)
I got all kinds of upgrades and my Mek is fully blinged
I like to fire my cannon just to hear my own ears ring
Every single mission I swear it’s my last big score
But I know that I’ll drop some more!
(Chorus 1)
My family is buried and my homeward is ablaze
I do not see the irony, as one more town I raze
I lost sight of all revengence creeds and the oaths I swore
I just wanna drop some more!
(Chorus 2)
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die!
Glory, glory, I am blessed to be alive!
Glory, lets all fight another war!
Let’s all just drop once more!
The client didn’t tell us what we would by fighting for
And all I know for certain is I will not die from “Poor”
In other words I’m just another fucking dog of war!
I gladly drop once more!
(Chorus 3)
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die!
Glory, glory, I’m just lucky to be alive!
Glory, lets all fight another war!
Let’s all just drop once more!
Never trust Capellans, or anything they say
They’ll always stab you in the back just to get their way
The only thing that’s worse is their shit, substandard pay
I guess I’ll drop once more!
(Chorus 4)
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die!
Glory glory, I just hope I can get by!
Glory, glory, I just wish they’d pay me more!
Lets all go drop once more!
I’ve fought my way through ’49 and even ’52
With no fucks given you’d be surprised by what you can do
And when the shit has hit the fan you know who’ll fight your war
Just pay me to drop some more!
(Chorus 3)
I’ve murdered filthy pirates and a few Capellans too
I’ve stomped on goddamn planners and survived to tell it true
If there’s one thing that I’m counting on it’s never being bored
I’ll gladly drop once more!
(Chorus 3)
I’ve been paid in every coin that’s ever known to man
I’ll fight for any reason because that’s frankly who I am
Plausible deniability is what you pay me for!
Fuck you pay me more!
(Chorus 3)
When you’re a mercenary there are seldom lasting rules
And those who choose to live by them will often die as fools
Warcrimes may just happen unless you choose to pay me more
I’ll always drop some more!
(Chorus 3)
I’ve razed some noble houses, companies, and even schools
I’ll fucking orphanages with the latest deadly tools
I’ll raze entire cities because that’s what I’m best known for
Pay me to drop some more!
(Chorus 3)
I am a problem solver I just use some different tools
From AC10s to LRMs and anything that’s cool
I’ll shoot your enemies and charge you by the fucking war
I need to drop some more!
(Chorus 3)
From Solaris to Tukayyid, I have seen a thing or two
And across my vast career I know there is one thing that is true
I ain’t required to know just what the hell you’re fighting for
I’M JUST GONNA DROP ONCE MORE!
(Chorus 3)
SONG END
Clanners. Not planners.
If there is EVER a Battletech/Mechwarrior movie one day, I would LOVE to see the lancemates in the Mechs, singing verses of this to one another on the Comms, as the Dropship is burning atmo 😂
As of this watching, 3 dirty Capellans have watched this glorious song.
10 now.
Now 11, fucking Capellans
A Dozen Dirty Capellans.
Sounds a bit like a movie title of sorts.
Damn there coming out of the walls! At least 30 of the bastards now.
31 capellans! Where are they coming from?
I’m playing this when I next play Battletech
I know who, and what I'm fighting for.
The highest bidder, and a pay check.
Perfect song to play from your Atlas’ loudspeakers as you’re dropping onto some poor Capellans (or Clanners).
Into the breach once more.
1:46 Guess that settles it. Goat is definitely a Hunchback pilot
Goat, you're a frakkin legend. Found myself singing along.
I wonder how many times lance mates have had to hear "LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!" as their compatriots last scream on the coms...
As the grandson of a paratrooper and the son of a tank driver, I find this song only mildly addictive. Something in my blood sees giant robots lumbering around the Hell of war and goes "Go for it champ! You TOTALLY won't die horribly!" Unfortunately for that something in my blood I also grew up on a farm, so I'm well familiar with what bullshit smells like. I would die horribly.
Just a thought: How can it be a war crime if the Ares Convention doesn't cover mercenaries?
Oh dear, you seem to have found a dreadful loophole.
Ares Suggestion.
@@theblackpantslegion A dreadful loophoke? I think you meant wonderful there Tex. It's either docked pay for minor accidental damage, or keep stomping until your employer begs you to stop with a fat bonus.
@@npswm1314 Ares to-do list
I might have gone for a run while listening to this and pretending I was a merc working for house Steiner.
Clan advisory sticker: Contains Lucre Warrior themes and many Contractions suitable only for freebirths and surats
Goat... You blistering madman... At least this isn't one of those more obnoxious earworms.
Tex, I don't know how you all found each other, but, damnit, man, this channel is quickly becoming my favorite content on this site, even above ToT, Deviant Ollam, and AvE. What you gentlemen have going here is absolute magic.
Thank you.
Thank you for saying so sir.
I need "Fire Team Whiskey". Where is IT! I NEED IT!
We're working on a LOT of stuff right now. So. Maybe in the next few months.
Tex I need a fire team whiskey hat to wear to the range. Nothing less to shoot MY surplus steel cased ammunition. You should have a store.
@@300lbsNick he'd have to get the multiple ip owners permission
"F*ck you, pay me more!" -Rally cry of every merc everywhere
Sweet, still hooked on this song when I work nights!
Why does this song hurt my heart. Its like we are joining this guy in his slow decent into the madness that only war can bring.
because thats why we wrote it the way we do. making peace with the madness of war
@@theblackpantslegion Mission accomplished then. I have to say this hit close to home, I'm a vet with three deployments during OIF and I can say that each one got easier and the last one was almost welcomed.
@@superlace thank you
I feel like I need to get the guys together and try to have everyone sing this at the same time after 3 shots of whiskey. Thank you Tex, and thank you Goat. You guys are awesome for this one.
Its been 4 years already?
Thanks for the recommendation again!!
See you in another 4 years!
Makes you wanna grind some tread heads in to bloody mess with a Atlas's foot.
Honestly, if you show up for a mech fight in a tank you are asking for it
Not if it's a demolisher or a lance of them lol with capellan logos go liao maximilian was the best
In Battletech as in real life.... Beware the Old man in the profession where men die young.
Now I'm imagining my merc's in HBS' Battletech singing this song as we fly towards the next contract, with me leading the song as Darius shakes his head and Yang singing the Capellan verses even louder.
The song I didn't know I needed. Love it.
“Never trust Capellans” I think that is the Steiner house motto
I think it's the entire Inner Sphere's motto. And the Periphery's. And maybe even the Clanners'!
Hey why the hate capellans are awesome go house liao
The one thing you can count on is if you give the Capellans enough time, they will kill themselves.
@@Disgruntled_Dave "I think it's the entire Inner Sphere's motto."
Including the Capellan Confederation?
@@seneca983 I hadn't thought of that... But now, I'm thinking yeah, probably.
I wonder Mech their piloting for the left arm gun to be jammed. As far as I'm aware most of the mechs with Autocannons have them onnthe right arm. With obvious exception like the Blackjack, Rifleman and Jaegermech.
The last time I came this early I severely disappointed a woman.
You got a woman?
and how much did you pay?
@@L0stEngineer Probably his entire paycheck from the last drop.
Its OK your mom still has to love you
@@wizard3z868 I mean... but does she?
I can just see some mech-jock with a scratched up acoustic guitar sitting on busted cannon barrel with his feet propped up on some stacked AC10 rounds. Singing casually in the mech bay as gantry cranes trundle on their rails and arc torches cut into metal and shower sparks on the floor as his mech gets its leg reassembled.
The number of times I've listened to this is a bit sad really. Thank you it is fantastic and I hope to hear more singles in the future.
... so this will be playing on loop in my homebuilt Urbanmech when the boogaloo kicks off.
I can envision hearing this in some old dive bar on Galatea being sung by 'Mech Jocks green and grey to themselves and companies long gone.
Top-shelf guys. Came for the Battletech Lore; Stayed for the shitposting and other media.
P.S. I think those uncool reposters were Capellans. Just got a hunch.
Thanks
"We're Cheap"
-Black Pants Legion slogan
Shit forgot the cardnial rule of bpl never ever drink hot coffee when your watching a bpl video. On the upside my sinuses are clear now.
Good job TH-cam ... for putting this in my "Rock mix" ...
"never trust a capellan or anything they say" lol better clan then capellan lol
Clanners are at least people. Weird, tube grown people, but people.
Okay Mechwarrior remember: FUCK the Capellans.
Remember, the only sheath a capellan's blade knows is your back. So shoot them first.
Ever since i read the lyrics to blood upon the risers in a G.U.R.P.S. rulebook (special ops i think) this song has been etched into memory, been playing battletech since early 90's THANK YOU for mixing both of these together.
This is just ... I'm wordless hahaha. I've heard it on the Exodus vid, but to be able to enjoy this properly and with Lyrics! Just too perfect!
Dude you guys are rich I have not seen this level of Genius anywhere ever!!!!
Thanks. I hardly consider myself rich though. Unless you count good friends. Then I'm wealthy as fuck
0:25 - Does anyone know which sourcebook that this image is from? The people shooting from the back of a jeep?
It's the cover of the Classic Battletech Companion.
This was stuck in my head for a week after the last Tex Talks. Thank you for making it it's own video.
I've been humming "Glory, Glory What a hell of a way to die" to myself all day at work. I'm glad I found this song!
You're most welcome
This needs to be on Spotify. Like, yesterday.
[Verse 1]
G G7 G7/B
I fight my enemies, because thats what I'm paid to do
C G D7
I never hesitate to act, or even think it through.
G G7 B7 Em
I'd retire any day but I spend to much on guns and whores.
Am D4 D G
I aint gonna drop no more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 1]
G G7 G7/B
The people that we're fighting are Cappelans through and through
C G D7
I ask for reinforcements but they said "That would be you"
G G7 B7 Em
I'll wait for them to eat themselves thats what I'm prazing for
Am D4 D G
I aint gonna drop no more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 2]
G G7 G7/B
My actuators broken and my left arms gun is jammed
C G D7
The other day I saw them turn my best friend into ham
G G7 B7 Em
For dinner I shall eat some pills that I found on the floor
Am D4 D G
I might not drop once more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 3]
G G7 G7/B
I got all kinds of upgrades and my mek is fully blinged
C G D7
I like to fire my cannon just to hear my own ears ring
G G7 B7 Em
Every single mission I swear its my last big score
Am D4 D G
But I know that'll drop some more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 4]
G G7 G7/B
My family is buried and my homeworld is ablaze
C G D7
I do not see the irony as one more town I raze
G G7 B7 Em
I've lost sight of all revengence creeds and the oaths I swore
Am D4 D G
I just wanna drop some more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 5]
G G7 G7/B
The client didn't tell us what we would be fighting for
C G D7
And all I know for certain is I will not die from 'Poor'
G G7 B7 Em
In other world I'm just another fucking dog of war!
Am D4 D G
I'll gladly drop once more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 6]
G G7 G7/B
Never trust Cappelans, or anything thet say
C G D7
They'll always stab you in the back just to get ther way
G G7 B7 Em
The only thing thats worse is their shit, substandart pay
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 7]
G G7 G7/B
I fought my way through '49 and even '52
C G D7
With no fucks given you'd be suprised by what you can do
G G7 B7 Em
And when the shit has hit the fan you know who'll fight your war
Am D4 D G
Just pay me to drope some more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 8]
G G7 G7/B
I've murderes flithy pirates and a few cappelans too
C G D7
I've stomped on goddamn clanners and survived to tell it true
G G7 B7 Em
If there's one thing that I'm counting on its never being bored!
Am D4 D G
I'll gladly drop once more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 9]
G G7 G7/B
I've been paid in every coin thats ever known to man
C G Em
I'll fight for any reason because thats frankly who I am
G G7 B7 Em
Plausible deniablity is what you pay me for!
Am D4 D G
Fuck you pay me more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 10]
G G7 G7/B
When your a mercenary there are seldom lasting rules
C G Em
Those who chose to live by them will often die as fools
G G7 B7 Em
Warcrimes may just happen unless choose to pay me more
Am D4 D G
I'll alway drop some more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 11]
G G7 G7/B
I've rayed some noble houses, comapnies even schools
C G Em
I'll mortar fucking orphanages with the latest deadly tool
G G7 B7 E7
I'll raze entire cities because thats what I'm best known for
Am D4 D G
Pay me to drop some more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 12]
G G7 G7/B
I am a problem solver I just use some different tools
C G Em
From ACIOs to LRMs and anything thats cool
G G7 B7 E7
I'll shot your enemies and charge you by the fucking war
Am D4 D G
I need to drop once more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
[Verse 13]
G G7 G7/B
From Solaris to Tukayyid I have seen a thing or two
C G Em
And across my vast career I know there is one thing that is true
G G7 B7 E7
It ain't required to know just what the hell your fighting for
Am D4 D G
I'm just gonn drop once more!
[Chords]
G G7 G7/B
Glory, glory, what a hell of way to die!
C C7 G G7
Glory, glory, I just hope I can get by!
G G7/F B7/D# Em
Glory, glory, I just wish they'd pay me more,
Am D4 D G
I guess I'll drop once more.
Look at the bright side, kid. You get to keep all the money.
this is a great bit of music to listen to while committing MAXIMUM WAR CRIMES
The fact this guy is charging by the war might explain why he has no money
really sets the mood when you drop in either Battletech, MW5, or MWO
MW5 and this song are a match made in... well, y'know.
Let me buy mw4
I've played every Mechwarrior including the OG Battletech on my Commodore 128D I bought in the Nuremberg PX while I was stationed in Erlangen West Germany back in the late 80s. I'm absolutely loving Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries and I just came across this. I think it's awesome! As an American Army veteran (19K) M1A1 gunner during Desert Storm I love how you took this song into the Battletech universe. Cheers.
This made my day less shit. Thanks Tex!
After the last Tex talks I scowered youtube and the rest of the god forsaken possible music sites for this, obviously i must of been looking with two eye patches on since it was on sound cloud. So thank you for uploading this Tex!
Saving this in the Mechwarrior playlist x')
Always love this at the end of BPL BTech vids.
A request... if you're going to enable bottom of the frame ads, don't put lyrics or subtitles in that same spot. It's annoying.
Edit: We need a mod to play this on the mission debriefing screen.
youtube's a motherfucker with ads, sorry bro
Im so happy this found me in my recommended. This is a masterpiece.
This is amazing.
A battletech version of blood on the riser? Goat you are a goddamn musical genius.
Same tune as the Adeptus Mechanicus War Cant. Eh, both are piloting giant stompy robot machines.
*I mean they are both parodying the same thing so eh?*
Which is set to blood on the risers. Which is set to Battle Hymn of the Republic. War. War never changes.
This is a very nice song. Just picked up the 2018 battletech game because I found it on sale and my PC could run it, been absolutely addicted to it for the past three days, playing career mode because I've already seen the story a while ago and quite frankly, I don't like how restrictive the campaign modes early missions were. Anyway, started campaign, got incredibly lucky with the shops and managed to get the salvage needed to get missile geared assault mechs in the first three sectors I've gone to (Although I will admit I was skirting bankruptcy every time I picked up a piece or any LRM-20's I found) and I managed to salvage a whole Cataphract from a mission due to sniping the Cockpit with an L-Coil, so now my go to drop loadout is Phoenix Hawk with a single L-coil and nothing else (Breaching shot + weight and venting issues) A Cataphract with Dual PPC's and enough heat vents to maintain constant fire even in badlands, an assault mech with 4 LRM-20++'s and all the ammo known to man, with all four LRM-20++'s having increased stability damage and finally a firestarter with nothing but flamers. Heat damage for medium enemies that aren't worth ammo, L-coil for Light targets because if it hits, it's destroying something PPC's for sniping cockpits of things I want and LRM bombardments precision targeted at the legs for everything else to try and either takeout the legs or just kill the pilot via the concussive force repeatedly falling over.
I will wait for separate Dropship thunder :D
Just as good as when I heard it over the credits at the end of your latest 2hr video. Very well written, well done, and surprisingly long. :) It just keeps going and going, and yet isn't all that repetitive (apart from the same repetition present in the original Battle Hymn :) ). Bravo!!
01:45- did that guy seriously get a vest with a rear-view mirror? Does he live in the Cappellan Confederation or Free Worlds League because those are the only places I can think of where the chronic backstabbing would be bad enough to warrant such an accessory...
Lols it's the coolant vest
@@jamesperkins191 but is that a rear view mirror?
@@GhostBear3067 It's just the socket where the tube connects to an external coolant reservoir.
And yes, it looks like a rear mirror from a motorcycle
@@jamesperkins191 admittedly such a rearview mirror would be useful in the Capellan Confederation or the Free Worlds League, though. Perhaps there is a new accessory market for someone to get into...🤔
Wait, where is Discount Dan?!! 'O_o
I never knew the USMC had a new anthem.
Her: "So what kind of music are you in to?"
Me: "Accept my Batchall, freeborn harlot, and I will tell you."
Thank you Tex and thank you Goat. Today is looking up now.
There's always a reason to look up
@@theblackpantslegion Exactly. There might be a highlander burial coming for you. People never look up. I'm counting on it.
Oh god, its set to Blood on the Risers...
Which in turn is set to the tune of the battle hymn of the Republic, which is in turn set to the tune of John Brown's body...