Tiny Thoughts For Your Loose Assholes || Stand Up Comedy by Sumit Anand
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- So, you see, the story of Karan Asnani continues...
To derail!
..........One time he met Shah Rukh Khan and since then he has not!
Its all been just those barber shops for him like you and me!
Some wanna be would think "Which barber shop does Shah Rukh go to? wrongly concluding that he is such a wandering discursive explorative mind"
Anyway, dont need anything else from you!
After defeating Mukesh, sumit has now challenged Elon.
Haha
💯
😂😂
But he’s still loser in his maid’s eyes
Looser mukesh
Time has changed this guy. I pray that if he is struggling with something he gets better. I love him so so much!♥️
Wt made u to make such a statement ...?
From the look now and before.. Something is going on maybe!
He has transformed into a caveman.
He seems addicted. Hope this isn’t a way he has chosen to write jokes.
He licked a paper
When he said 'fucking Bangladeshi watching'
My Bangladeshi Ass cracked so hard.😂
same bro! 😂
Same mate xD
😂😂
Okay I understand what some people are saying that they found it under-par, as I felt the same at the beginning of it while watching it. But then, hear me out, I put it in the background and listened to him while the phone was in my pocket without seeing him while doing my dishes and bruh I was laughing like a freaking maniac midnight at 3 am. True story.
Go to sleep
Thoda relate krke sunna aur samajhna parega...tab funny lagega...superficially utna funny nh lagega
Subah sununga fir.....abhi ka bartan to dhul diya!!!
Thats the thing about him, he don't do jokes, he does life. you listen him and it will hit you in another time and u then loose it😂😂
Gonna try this technique while making lab manual...lets see how it goes...
i like how i dont care when you dont get my joke- this should be his autobiography name . he is on another level of existence society cant tell him sh#t now😂
14:37 I am a Bangladeshi and I can confirm a lot of us follow the Indian Standup scene through youtube.
I second that 🇧🇩
Same 😁
Same here
"It's like Black Hole has one friend 'My Joke'. "
And no reaction to that joke. This guy is surreal. The show is a commentary on itself. 🔥
I agree brother
Seriously man
Hey can you explain what does he mean by that?
@@sagarvagadiya9260 black hole sucks everything around it
@@nitinchoudhary7870 Thank you.
You're just like Virat Kohli. Even your average performance is better than other's so called hilarious skits. Will wait for your next video.
I am literally watching you from Bangladesh. Big fan of you Sumit. For a second i was like -"what the fuck isko kaise pata main kaha se dekh raha hun"
TH-cam me data dikhta hai
😂
Kahi may Neuralink Satellite to nahi ?
That 'roti laa benchod' was too hilarious and apt 😂
Roti laa panchod
I just hope, whatever he's is growing through he will win against the odds.
I can clearly see the difference in his personality before and now.
God bless you brother..... I don't know what u r going through.... But u must come back. My all prayers with you brother.
Bro has spent so much time alone that he went and met Alan Watts and came back to deliver his musings.
I just love how his mind work 🖤
Now I am flabbergasted to see your continuity. Waiting for this one in hope to smile (just in case world don't think I am sad) :) :)
Well said bhai
Haha
Even this set of Sumit was better than Harsh Gujral's all chhapri sets.
ikrrr, idk how people can watch harsh's skits
@@Tony-fh3ur same with Gaurav kapoor he just talks about unnecessary Delhi people things bla bla bla and interact with crowd, thats where his set comes from.
@@Rudrakxh nah! he's good. Ofcourse he is not extraordinary but sometimes he does provides good content and awesome comebacks.
@@ratanshukla3900 not saying he's not good infect his "No ball" set is one of my favourite stand up video.
True i like inteligent comedy hardly any comedians in India does that
"i like how i dont care when you dont get my joke" - Sumit Anand 2022
"Roti la pencho" is the best joke I've ever heard. Just catches you off guard.
Many of his jokes are beyond most of commons folks understanding, and that's why he doesn't care much. 🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Well they lie where stephen hawking's thinking lies. Beyond common sense.
My wife is American.. I showed her your videos and she’s a big fan! Thank you 🙏
The most intelligent standup comedian ever produced ,we need to support and encourage such rare talent❤
Voice ki problem thi bhut is video me
Bo Burnham entered the chat.
Carlin toh samose bechta tha vaise bhi
Sumit Anand don't write jokes,
He just live it.
People are tripping - this is an amazing set, it's just that the vibe is a bit different from some of his other sets. This is the pinnacle of low-energy standup, and some of the jokes are really intelligent! Making jokes from the observation of society is an art of it's own. Even though there was no 1 story, the different experiences he shared was fantastic!
Thank you bro. Please come back stronger than ever. Loads of love.❤
I want to laugh but I'm worried about him more.
Don't worry caterpillars are like this only
@@aakhthuu 🤣
Good to see Babbu Mann finally trying comedy😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂mitraa di shtrii
He is not for you kind of people
Trying? Brooo,babbi mann is good at it
Looking so different now. It’s emotional seeing you after so long 😂😂😂 Remembering my college days 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The video can be of 15 minutes but due to him being such a lazy ass, it increased to 22 minutes. 😂😂😂
He is funny when he is not even trying. He is a riot, when he does.
Don't know why he looks stoned and hilarious at the same time
Yehhh bandaa g chukaa hai aur itna thakk geya life se . I can bet he has all the weirdo stuff in his mind. The way his mind work is phenomenal . He's flabbergasted 😁
mast kaam krta hai tu maqsood bhai 🧡
The topic FLABERRGASSTED me 🤐
Pure premises and punchlines back to back without extra picturizing the performance. ❤️
miles ahead in comedy scene man
one of few real ones
love you veerappan
2 minutes left of premiere but i am still here because i have time
Loving how he is evolving, more live shows and these videos please ❤️😊
I just saw "it's my birthday" after watching this and there's a huge difference Sumit, stop smoking laced pot and work more on your scripts.
Your fan ^_^
Sumit's jokes getting darker...
At this point we probably knows more about Sumit in person than his maid.
During whole video he touched 256 times his moustache!
And legend is back after a gap of years..look is changed completely but timing and sense of joke is same..a intelligent stand up comedian his comedy isn't for everyone ✌️✌️
Sir Anand .. . You got me at 16:51 .. . Massive Respect .. . I had to go that deep to understand what level of Humour you have .. . You are A Legend .. . period. 💯🤙❤️
When genius people like him becomes comedians, it happens.
Quiet debatable does it get for me to bring myself with the precisional decision whether it is your out of the world hilariousness or the insider vocabs from dictionary which fairly fascinates to be fastidiously fond of yaa, truly the topnotch most!
Time traveler, futuristic!
Dude we were just talking.
You can't just say "flabbergasted".
Ye bandha he alag hai boss 🤣
sumit please take care of yourself... we love you...
Sumit bhai kha kho gye aap...
thanks for art of living session Shri Shri Ravishankar guruji
I like how he's thoroughly disappointed in the audience more than himself xD
Like Sumit keeps telling, he spends too much time with himself, to such extent that he’s conquered it and became time itself. It takes me back to the last episode of the season 5 of Rick and Morty, where Jessica, in one of her adventures with Rick and Morty gets stuck in another realm where she’s trapped in the eternal bound of the timeless eternity and upon her return from the said realm, she has epiphany about her self conscience and she’s seen quoting perhaps one of the greatest monologues from the show, about time itself…. “At first it was madness, then enlightenment, then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift….. I could see the life of time. And as I watched the life of time, in it’s fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, ‘Had I lived? Or was I just the object in another story? Was that all ever was? Could I be more?….. I had nothing but time. And still, no answer…… “Time without purpose is a prison” I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God, and found nothing but silence….. Sumit got some real depth on this episode, and the next one. It sets the stage for more, but I hope if (I really hope it isn’t) he’s struggling with something. He finds the courage to fight it and win it over. He’s a great artist who speaks his mind and we need such art, now more than ever. Keep up the good work brother. Peace.
Perfectly summarized
Bangladeshi here saying “Hi” from London…
Black hole has one friend, my Joke -- 1000 lightyears leap
Went from being the funniest dude ever to a drug junkie who can't remember lines or even speak properly. This is a sad day.
Slow but superb.. I see me in this guy man. But ye.. kuch alag e level hai. Good to you backbro
He is loosing his charm and natural comedy. He needs to be present at the event both physically and mentally. He is somehow managing to deliver. He is one of the best comedians i have seen so please sumit don't spoil the beautiful artistic skill you have.
So true
This is an exceptional stand up and gig by Sumit. Not everybody can pull this off - another masterpiece. HAPPY TRIPPY HIGH
This man is something else.His mind works in another level. Huge fan. Wish to see him grow more n more. Expecting more videos. 😊
Man you are the Ornette Coleman, the Jimmy smith of Stand Up. Your works are like late Beethoven, the hammerklavier of form and structure. Love You, truly love you.
Bro ... I really admire the genius of your brain and the artistic skill of presenting them. "Blackhole has one friend" was a stroke of genius.
However Sumit, you seem to be suffering with something... something that I was suffering with in the past. It'll take away everything from you. Get help before it's too late. I wish to see you rejuvenated. So Bounce back buddy coz you can.
Peace.
Duniya se alag hai ye aadmi🤣
At this moment, this guy is never not high 🌿
Sumit's right hand keeps flirting with his face the entire time
Kids, listen, This is what happens when you have existential crisis but choose to stay alone 😮😮😮😮
We love you sumit. It was hilarious. Of course it was not your best but it doesnt matter. Recently saw your show in gurgaon too,the thought process of mind and jokes are already at a much higher level than anyone present in market. For momentry laughter he could just easily do audience interatcion and it will crazy. But good that he dont care. Love u sir .
Indian audience isn't ready for this kind of talent, humour and sarcasm yet!
21:49 he was thinking the same by pressing his left eye with the middle finger!
Your maid is still shocked how much you think lying in bed. Great sir love and respect 🙏🙏
He's a legend. Nothing to doubt about. Why such a hero sir?!
21:10 sumit to audience after this show
Honest! Brutal ! Relevant!
You speak your mind. Courageous.
Good to see that the comedian himself enjoying much than the audience 😄
Time has changed this guy
"ROTI LAA BC" ... Epicccc 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌
He is the guy who talks normal things but still you laugh
is that your shoulder.....man killed at that moment...awesome...super genius content and presentation
9:25 lagta hai kisi nutritionist ne humdard ka churan diya hai bhai ko
When your video ended, I felt like I have been watching it since 2 days 😂🤣.
I am a Bangladeshi and you are my favorite Stand-up comedian. No one in the subcontinent comes close. Get out of the rut you are in bro and give us new material please!
When he said fucking Bangladeshi watching, I felt kind of proud 🤣🤣🤣
Commenting for a better reach. Watched the entire viceo without skipping. Love you Sumit :) More power to you. I'm sure you'll come back stronger than ever.
This is on another level....great comedy ..careless person can understand..nothing is called critical unless i am dying without it..🤣 😂 ..I hope your diet plan is not too strict..
Aisa set thha lag raha thha ke Baba Sumit ka satsaang mein aya hu.
Sad to see He is changed now.. don't know what happened to him but its sad
Pure humor as always. I like this guy.
Bhai ganja chodh do, ya kum kar do....kya bana lia hai khud ko.Such a handsome man is becoming a jungle creature. Only reason other than your channel I could make out that it was you was your gestures. If this was a random video I wouldn't have known it was one of my favorites!
Sumit fans bhi sumit k jese
I think I should be concerned because I laughed on this .
Interlectual comedy sets hits hard when you're high😊
It's like when you and comedian are in same zone
Yeah It’s True.Watching you from Bangladesh.Love you Sumit,the way you think the way you don't care about anything
Is it just me .. or he's touching his face a lot ?? Like his hands are programmed to touch his face every 3 seconds and that too in a slow motion
I think he is having a condition
I had watched earlier shows which were great and was eagerly waiting. Sadly it's not worth it.
Exceptional.................Liked it 5 years ago, like it now also.
@Sumit - You are superb man.. Plz dont spoil your talent beacuse of just these weeds
Legends search for this, only few can understand this level of stire
aankhen band karke suno "SADHGURU"ki yaad aayegi
Keep Entertaining us with more shows and better scripts mate, Much Love
This man is just made differently.
It is mad how good this set is.
Sir following you since years and its great to see you back in comedy scene , fan of your work, may the force be with you ❣️
In office so don't have enough time right now.. . But have liked the video in advance .... Since I know you can never disappoint.... Thanks for another video. ✌🏼😄
Wow he is just the best ! masterpiece .... just need to fill the gaps... smoothen the transition and get back to your old self.... Be the Thor of the world !
i am a Bangladeshi and i am watching 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you alright, Sumit?