Don't worry about this guy criticizing you because the players gonna play play play play play and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate but all you have to do is shake it off.
if I ever lie about my height then I'm not intentionally doing it, cuz I fr have no idea what my height or weight is and I just try to guess it when someone asks me.
@@-reff- uhm some yes some no. It’s not uncommon for people to have part time jobs at 14. As Long as it doesent make someone feel stressed it’s quite practical to work for some money in your freetime.
As a minor under the height of 5’6, without a job, born in October, bad at every video game i play, and join in on random conversations my sleep will be wonderful 👍👍😭
as a person who is 5'3 red hair late for everything doesnt have a job and is born in march im still happy with this video because of michaels majesticness
Hey Michael tmrw (Jan 25th) is my birthday and I jus wanted to say thank you for being consistent and bringing a smile to my face everyday I always look forward to your uploads I pray that you have prosperity and peace in your life❤❤❤
as someone who is 5' 2", unemployed, and cant do something i say i was gonna do, and suck at every video game, i see hallucinations with sleep paralysis because of how bad of a night i had
About the lying about height part, I once saw a chart where it asked people how tall were they, everything looked normal except there was a suspiciously high ammount of people saying 6" and a suspiciously low ammount of people saying 5"11
I’m sending this to my friend. They’ll have no idea which one they are. They’re not any of them, I’m just gonna let them sit there, pondering. waiting. Watching.
I thought that I was gonna get a good sleep until he said "people born in march", "people who say they are gonna do things, but never do it", "people who are somehow terrible at every video game they play, no matter how much they play it" and "people who don't have a job", am not gonna get good sleep today i guess
As a minor without a job who was born in March, I will continue to have a bad night thank you Michael 🙏🏾
Same here
As a person born on March.. I feel insulted
Totally not me👀
@@GiveMeUr_Oilsame
Sameee
Bro dissed Markiplier hard 💀💀💀
he wanted to bang markiplier tho.
Nodt
That’ll leave a mark
@@cheesegrater11nice one :D
Damnn
“People under the height of 5’6”
“Fuck you.”
Literally what I said
ME BEING 5 6 EXACTLY
BRO I SAID THE SAME EXACT THING LOL😂
Hahaha
I’m 12ams old what do they expect?
As a 5'5 person that doesn't have a job, I can confirm I still had a good night since I saw Michael's majesticness
As someone who is 5’6”, I too had a great night
@@mitchellsanchez3937as someone who is 5'7 2/3 tall I can agree
I have red hair
@@redchikken33same 😞
As someone who’s 5’7 and had a job and is looking for a new one for the summer I don’t know if I qualify or not
Bro just roasted the entire elementary school 😭
Ik im. 8 😭 😢
@@Artgal401 Get off this platform kid. ;.;
@@Artgal401
Bro was born in 2016 💀
You probably played with a fidget spinner as a child
@@KevoIogy damn 2016 was already 8 years ago? Time flies
@@uiinpui
Sure does.
The one about the person ditching plans to get get food on Thursday at 2:47 pm was definitely personal 😂
That was prolly directed at ben esherik.
That 2:47 on a Thursday one was personal to Michael
Edit: I fixed his name 🕺🏿
as someone who drives their car at approximately 2:47 on a thursday , i've never been more devastated
bro spelled michael wrong😭
Don't worry about this guy criticizing you because the players gonna play play play play play and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate but all you have to do is shake it off.
@@MurpheyKaysoswifty
@@flux110Fr
It’s quite devastating to not have Michael say good night to me😢
Why sin did you commit? *clicks profile* oh, I see…
@@jakk1487huh
@@jakk1487lol
The video game one hit hard
Same
“People under the height of 5’6”
“Ain’t my problem”
"People who jump into conversations their not a part of"
Discord mfs:
LMAO FRR
Discord mfs are another breed of humans, not just using discord to have some fun but like discord mods
autistic mfs:
(thats me im mfs)
FAXXX
Fr you're talking and a mf comes out of absolutely nowhere and says "Thats so true one time I-"
“People who say they’re gonna do things, but never do it.”
I’ve never been so called out in my life😭
Mark really thought he was getting out of this one..
Zuckerberg
As an October born child, I hope your pillow is warm on the other side when you flip it over.
And all your socks are eternally soggy.
You wouldn’t DARE go that way 😨
@@AripopAnimates You underestimate my power!
I feel the same
Yes October mee too💀
I was born on Halloween, so..
That’s like saying “good night to everyone accept… people who live.”
i guess i'm not alive then💀
@@starry07xythen you'll have a very good night
Accept
@@theschnozzleran especially long one too
I was on this list…
Thankfully I never sleep, I must always watch Micheal
So true, I watch him through his window
@@Koltondkiberbro same like which one
So true I watch him through the shower curtain
Mike should be the only TH-camr we ever subscribe to. No one else exists.
Same
As a person named Mark, I didn't expect to get insulted today.
lol
That's gotta leave a mark
@@theodorejohnson459lmao
@@theodorejohnson459 didn't see that one cuming 💀🤨
@@theodorejohnson459 i expected EVERYTHING but that
I love how he explained himself so perfectly
“People named mark”
Markiplier: hello everybody my name is iplier
Rober
@@very_funni Robert
Hello everybody my name is welcome
This man really be dissing on mark like that how dare he
@@Cyrune08 are you talking about me or Micheal
This man is so awesome and humble. He loves all of us March people. I wish him a good night.
I’m march 30th, you?
im march 2nd, im sanji
@@Crocyoin I’m eren
15th
18 March
What a kind man.😊
Bro just demolished 90% of the population😂😂😂
Edit: WHAT 444 likes ,let’s try to get to 500
that 10% got lucky we’re all jealous of them😅😭
I thought I was chilling until he said “don’t have a job” bro I’m 14 I know I can get one but damn
Mow Lawns ya bum
More so 99 per cent
But I survived*
Not having a job thanos snapped half of his audience
Below 5’6 and unemployed… Bros got beef with minors
if I ever lie about my height then I'm not intentionally doing it, cuz I fr have no idea what my height or weight is and I just try to guess it when someone asks me.
I’m 5’7 and enployed and a minor though
@@-reff-there are many minors who don’t have a job and are under 5’6 tho.
But are they 14 @@FeliceFlower
@@-reff- uhm some yes some no.
It’s not uncommon for people to have part time jobs at 14.
As Long as it doesent make someone feel stressed it’s quite practical to work for some money in your freetime.
Poor Markiplier. He didn't get wished a goodnight.
Bro was so humble he threw a stray to March, June, and October
I was so close to being said goodnight to
Same October he did us dirty
October
I’m October 22nd
June on top
As a red head, it is almost 1:00 am, and I have not fallen asleep. Thank you for your words of wisdom Michael
Respect my buddy I'm the same
Soulles
@@joostofderuiter3607 ur dad is
@@familieverlinden i didnt mean it i have red hair and loads of freckles myself
@@joostofderuiter3607 oh ok
Thank you very much michael! You have a great sleep too!😊
March, June and October gang
👇
Me
66 people were born in 3 months at the same time
@@guythatlikeshats yep
August folks are better 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Nah@@romancatholicgameing
Thank you Michael. I can feel ur words coming inside me and filling me up.
its so warm inside me! 🥰💀
WTFF
As a minor under the height of 5’6, without a job, born in October, bad at every video game i play, and join in on random conversations my sleep will be wonderful 👍👍😭
as a person who is 5'3 red hair late for everything doesnt have a job and is born in march im still happy with this video because of michaels majesticness
You basically described me
As a person whose name is Mark and whose birth month is March , that's truly a wonderful message.. thanks Michael
That being born in March thing was crazy man I really support your channel man 🥲
“People who are under 5,6” felt personal
Couldn't relate
Couldn’t relate
Couldn’t relate
Couldn't relate
Bro just ruined 75% of the population 💀
Yes
Thank you so much. I’m gonna sleep so good after this
I KNOW he roasted 90% of his audience with the job one, that was wild
Only 90%?
Markiplier gonna be finding his ip and giving him a friendly “visit” 🗿🗿
Michael is so humble, he only put himself every single time
“People born in March” felt personal 😭😭😭
Me also
"and October"
I was in febunary, that was a close call.
Same😢😢
@@Remi_da_rat boo hoo 💀
Bro violated Mark , again!!!! 💀
I’m crying
As a red headed minor without a job, I think I’ll have a horrendous night tonight, thanks Micheal
As a 5’4 red head I feel personally attacked 😭
i was good until he said red hair 😭
as a person born in October, this deeply saddens me
“people under the height of 5’6”
damn he did me dirty with that one
I have been scrolling through this entire series before bed trying to find a video that lets me have a good sleep lmao
Bro roasted everyone on earth 🌍
Especially mark 😭
Bro roasted the losers (except the short queens)
@@JaCh1 oh what a loser mark zuckerberg is for being named mark
bro just described odetari for 10 seconds 💀
Hey Michael tmrw (Jan 25th) is my birthday and I jus wanted to say thank you for being consistent and bringing a smile to my face everyday I always look forward to your uploads I pray that you have prosperity and peace in your life❤❤❤
thats a nice birthday
Well , happy early b-day
bro violated me in every language known to mankind 🗿
im so proud i could be a part of one of his videos finally
Bro literally made 99.9% of planet Earth humans lose their good nap
sometimes i get roasted sometimes i get complimented, i love this man
Well as a 5'8 i see this as absolute win
I took this personal I am officially unsubscribing
good night to you too (my job is fulltime pizzeria management)
Ima sleep soundly knowing michael has wished me a goodnight
I can hardly sleep anyway so a bad night is an average night for me
As someone who just woke up in the morning, I see this as a win.
Goodnight to you as well!
“People with red hair”
*sobs*
I don't know why getting a good night from MichealStoren feels so rewarding
As a minor with no Job and a person that is always late,i will have a bad night,thank you :3
How dare tell Markiplier to have a bad night
As someone who’s born in march im crying in the corner rn
"People under the height of 5'6"
Maaaaan i thought i was gonna have a good sleep.
And good night to you too, sir.
Thanks man I will have a good night
Bro, respect the red haired people.😢
“people who suck at every video game, no matter how much they play it”
that felt like a personal attack
The perfect bedtime story for the kids in bros basement 💀(they’re all under 3’0”)
Markiplier been real quiet after this one dropped
i love how some of these are reasonable and some are just so random 😭
Michael: “Goodnight to everyone except for Everyone”
as someone who is 5' 2", unemployed, and cant do something i say i was gonna do, and suck at every video game, i see hallucinations with sleep paralysis because of how bad of a night i had
Markiplier has been real quiet since this one
I literally apply to none of these. Thanks for the blessed sleep homie
As someone with red hair, you did NOT need to call me out like that.
Thank you very very much i m born in october i will not have godd sleep because of you 😅😊🙏
Man, that march part really hit me 😵
Im 5'4, born in March and without a job. I hope I get some sleep tonight Michael 🙏
as a minor who can't work and is below 5'6, I am going have a bad night. thank you
BRO VIOLATED ME ON THE FIRST ONE💀💀💀💀💀
Bruh im like 90% of these things so bad night to you too❤
as a person who meets all of these things. i can confirm i am having a nightmare today
Michael Just roasted somebody in this world in 5000 different ways. Ez
I was like “I’m good” and then the last one hit. Technically I have a summer job though so I guess, good night to you too even though it’s 3:38 PM
About the lying about height part,
I once saw a chart where it asked people how tall were they, everything looked normal except there was a suspiciously high ammount of people saying 6" and a suspiciously low ammount of people saying 5"11
Bro roasted 99% of the world
As a person under 5’6 and was born in June, thanks, I’ll be having nightmares 😍
He got me in the “under 5’6” lmaoooooooooo
I’m sending this to my friend. They’ll have no idea which one they are. They’re not any of them, I’m just gonna let them sit there, pondering. waiting. Watching.
WE ALL GETTIN CALLED OUT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥💥💥
Man that red hair one hurt
Michael just called out his entire fanbase with that height and job one
As a red head under 5.6 who jumps into conversations, thank you micheal
As a 5'1 person who drove to Chick-fil-A at 2:47 pm on a Thursday to watch avatar, I can confirm this is relatable
I thought that I was gonna get a good sleep until he said "people born in march", "people who say they are gonna do things, but never do it", "people who are somehow terrible at every video game they play, no matter how much they play it" and "people who don't have a job", am not gonna get good sleep today i guess
Oh wait I forgot one, ima edit the comment and add it
Oh wait I meant to put "I forgot some other ones" Ima edit the reply I put to my own comment
As a kid I am not getting cuddled by MichaelStoren today I see
As a red head, 5'2, march, late, don't do things, terrible at every game and don't have a job I totally agree👍
"People with red hair" *cries in dyed hair*