The Fitness Industry's Fake Mercenary
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- by @DankNet • • The Legend of Jason Blaha
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That 2012-2016 TH-cam era was epic.
It was a fucking wild ride
Nothing will ever bring me the joy that filthyfrank used to
Golden era for sure
ah yes, before beast
Filthy Frank was a god of TH-cam. The Godfather of TH-cam even.
2015-6 fitness TH-cam was hilarious glad to see it get revisited
yo wtf barely sociable an og fr
Wow BS lessgo- and this way before 15/16 brudda
@@xancypillosi9497 He already played the video, pointless to remind him to do that.
Real ones remember when all this drama was going on
yessir lmao phil late to this drama
Men showing up for seggs and Hemingway holding them at gun point and then patrolling his apartment complex is peak internet
Do you remember him saying Layne Norton was not natty
Inifnite Elgintensity era
Fuck yeah. There were fresh ments on the Dai- LEEEE
I was fortunate to witness and be part of this in real time. It was epic.
The good old days 😂 i miss them!
Same 😂
Welcome to the Bloho Verse. Hemingway’s journey will now rip away 6-12 months away of your life. Code 66 Jason Blaha.
ORDER 66
#notbald
Someone watches NH I see.
Coath is unstoppable
Getting leaner everyday
😂 NH is goated for this
Holy fk watching this was like stepping into a time capsule. Kids these days will never know the insanity that watching this whole story arc unfold in real time throughout the 2010's was. Those years were peak interwebs
Gonna put on my +5 hat of weapons smithing for this one
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😂
okay coath.
couch, do you recommend isolating biceps in the icecream fitness program?
@@adam-z9e2j fuck I love the idea of calling him ‘couch’
Watching this is NON NEGOTIABLE
#notbald
I forgot that verbal tick, ha ha ha
For those unaware: Jason is currently living in subsidized housing with a woman charged with murdering her boyfriend (Joni Sablatura). He admitted this in a phone call with an undercover troll
Those are lies created and spread by an Iraqi troll network.
That crazy punani may be great
Is she still FREE?
TICK TOCK JONI @@VK_VDM
I am utterly SHOCKED that Phil never went down the Blahole. Blows my mind
Prime Blaha didn't have a large following lol. 50,000 Subs at the time from what I remember. It wasn't until he went Viral, in a bad way, for being a fake merc that his channel got widespread.
Hey, it's my boi Hemmingwhey!
That shit eating grin with the .308 gave it away... he loved the .308
Ahh yes... Its my boy hemmingway
😂😂😂
You know
Bro forgot infinite elgintensity....😂
Elgin is the man
INNER CITY
FOR REAL! I was like, how'd homie forget to mention The Traplord Elgin 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Zero! I miss his commentary but he barely posts anymore nowadays.
Infinite Elgintensity roasting Elliott Hulse was probably one of my favorite videos ever on youtube. I still rewatch every few months or so and laugh just as hard. "You threw stones at me"
Blaha is a legend, this is not even the peak of the iceberg of the Blahaverse... What an era 😢
Haven't even got to Marc Steubing yet
@@sassyseansimpson8693you guys are all oldies, idk any of this
You made a MASSIVE mistake by making this video. You most likely already have multiple mercenary assassins on their way to your house as we speak. If not then you will certainly spend the rest of your life in prison for revealing top secret information.
non-negotiable
He’s currently trying to make a comeback by pretending he’s a science based guru now. He parrots study abstracts and is trying to make friends with all the people who hate/ forgot about him. 😂
Tbf you just described quite a few successful fitness channels 😆
@@choosetolivefree very true, he’s all those things except for successful. 🤣
He doesn't know science......Janoy knows Science.
This is the best vid. Genova era was the best order 66
Janoy the lordeth provideth. What a time to be alive
"O-order Sissy Six Kai mussel!!!"
its sickening its piss
Somebody fill me in ,??@@kaizenproductions00
2014 I think I may have first heard of Blaha. To now be 30 and see this again since that time. You’re in for a journey yall.
So weird to see Blahah transform from one of the more respected people in TH-cam Fitness offering solid beginner advice and calling out BS in to this absolute clown.
I think it was always there but really came out post Layne Norton
@@LordoftheSith Yeah 100% He did say some dumb shit even before the Layne Norton stuff but he had enough good shit to get get me through my beginner phase.
Natural hypertrophy reference detected. His 26 part series on blahino does indeed go deep
would love to see phil react to Natural Hypertrophy
@@lawsen3719 that would be mint
@@lawsen3719he’d probably call him an incel that just works out and doesn’t do anything productive with his life like boxing
Wait, did he actually do a 26 part series 😂
@lawsen3719 even better have him on a podcast.
The fact that no one dropped Pete Rubish blasting gear in his basement and ripping 800+ at like 21 lol
Phil needs to watch Infinite Elgintensity to truly understand Blahino
Oh shit! I forgot about him!
its your returning champion
Honestly, Natural Hypertrophy's bloho rabbit hole is the definitive introduction to bloho. As long as you can tolerate the French accent
Jason now lives with a murderer named Joni Sablatura. His life really went downhill.
💯
Ice Cream Fitness for the ogs.
The novice program almost killed me with volume
5x5 squats 4 times a week fk yeah
My bench went through the roof
ice cream fitness was one the og lifting channels that promoted that supplements didn’t work and they were nothing but marketing scams. Saved me tons of cash. Also said everyone one was on roids before it was thing
Goon sesh pauses when philion posts
Some of us don’t stop for nothing. Philly keeping me and the little homie company 👌🏻
This is the goon sesh.
God damn I've barely gotten my hydration levels back to somewhat normal since my last sesh. Oh well
Why stop ? Two split screens with goon and philion on the other
Shit mine starts
Man, this takes me back. Watching this unfold in real time back in the day was amazing, and I almost forgot all about it lol
OMFL. Jason Blaha (Hemingway) and his Ments were a fucking throw back. I used to watch vies dunking on him from back when I started lifting like freshman year of high school.
Edit: A like is Non-Negotiable
INNER CITY!
Where Mooncookie at?
@@BPchadlite Working gloryholes at a theatre near you.
I posted that on one of his more recent videos. He responded and said something like “that’s the past,” I said “and it’s still funny to this day”
love watching infinite elgintensity make countless jokes about him
Fair enoooough
Innnnnner cityyyyyyyy
Our boy Hemingway, I miss these days in TH-cam Fitness man. Delray Misfits and Blahino ran the TH-cam Fitness Underground
Jason and blahino are both still producing ments, not so much jason but definitely bloho. Jason could probably have a decent channel if he wasn't afraid of being cut out of grandma's will😂
I watched phillion since his hair was short and Mom was downstairs
Phil doesnt know it yet, but now that he's scratched the leathery, bat-like surface that is the Blohoverse, he's sacrificed no less than 8 months of his life to learning all the Hemingway lore he possibly can. Truly a fascinating creature that Blaha is.
Happy pegging, couch!!
This was peak fitness youtube. Blaha, Piana, Elliot Holse, Lord Cresva and the Misfits.
Elliot was such a fascinating person.
For real how did phil back in the philion fit days not go into the rabbit hole.
I started watching you back in these days the fake natty days brooo such a blast from the past
I loved the time when Blahs was the fuel InfiniteElgintensity burned in his engine.
I heard the Bourne movies are based off his early career. Sadly though, he stepped on Keanu's dog so he's currently in hiding. Last seen in Japan trying to order a Hatori Hanzo.
oh its our boy hemmingway
He always loved that .308
Hitting a target at 1,000 yards. Sure bud... When I was in the Marines part of our annual rifle qualification was shooting a man sized target at 500 yards. At that range the black portion we were suppose to aim for was about the size of a thumbnail. And somehow he was able to do that regularly as a teenager. Admittedly not impossible but you're aiming off target at that point to compensate for recoil and environmental factors like wind.
But the thing that really marked him as a faker was he could not pronounce POG correctly.
coath was no ordinary marine buddy, couch was the top of his class, a pure marksmen and a prodigy
@@adam-z9e2jand he could do it with iron sights. Not some dinky scope like "marksman" Marines use for qual!
Jason Blaha, what is this 2015? 😂😂😂
omfg, i haven’t watched a blaha video in ages, pure comedy gold😂😂 I know this is going to be a good one😃
Innercity, The Sith Lord, Hemmingway. Man does this bring back some good memories. This was peak TH-cam fitness
I was there for it too. So good. So many ments. Misc, fitmisc etc.
It was the forums sole mission to take down moon cookie and blahs
The blahaverse is RICH with lore
Cant believe youre just now delving in
The loss of fitmisc was devastating for the ments
I miss old blaha. One of the most entertaining TH-cam sagas ever
I knew Neatherbeast. I really thought I'd hear a new name.
Brings back memories of freshman year of college, 2015, lifting and then watching the latest blaha beef
Don't you regularly comment on his videos?
@@castlebilliards8712 I'll check in on bloho maybe once a few weeks and troll him
Thats our boy Hemingway
This was fun to get transported back to this era for a bit.
The misfits era was a vibe
Yes , he did kill his dog. It was confirmed by his ex. He also claims Alex Rosen did it. He says he has screenshots of Rosen admitting it, but it's just more lies and delusion.
And then dumped the body in the apartment building dumpster
Yep. This was confirmed long time ago.
Wasn’t the dog still alive when he dumped it?
Dude I use binge watch this guy what a lunatic 😂
Bloach is a genuinely terrible person
💯
couch is a trained cia operative
@@adam-z9e2j ground branch guys used to be elite
His Ice Cream Fitness 5x5 program was legit 😂
Yeah a legit rip off of Strong Lifts and Steve Reeves 5x5
Makes me miss the regular postings by Infinite Elgintensity vids
I’m not gonna lie, I ran his 5x5 program when I was 14-15. Very basic stuff but I did get strong af
philion i make fun of him every day for having 2x smaller forearms than mine its absolutely hilarious he is on gear he has the smallest arms of all time.
Phillion, I know this isn't your fault at all, man. But holy FUCK. The ads TH-cam attached to this video are insane. It was like every 8 to 10 minutes lmao
Can't believe athleanx didn't get a shout out
He is In gray fox devguru unit working with green berets, in the hills of Afghanistan.
About time you do the most old school bodybuilder after scoby
Like 10 years late to this party my dude.
You younglings missed the real TH-cam drama. Helion Exciter and Psycho Hurricane beef. Absolutely epic. Two best characters to ever grace this platform
RIP Jerry Ward, a great friend and an even better dietician/coach. They made a few vids going back and forth in the fitness era of youtube 2015-2016
This is some unadulterated ancient lore.
I love that he’s circling back to this
Obligatory 2-a-days....non-negotiable
Rest in peace John Meadows 💪
37:24 that title about VShred is hilarious. “VShred teaches how to shrink quads”
If people call them selves a “mercenary” instead of a “contractor” in the context of speaking about combat experiences and if just in general at least “private
contractor” then your not a ‘MeRceNaRy’
The Blaha years were some of the finest years in the internet
Phillion is this generations Fabio.
coath is looking really big in person, they used to call him "the monster". non-negotiable.
No one who trained at the Farm ,ever trained at the Farm, they don't even know chat, that's how secret it is
This is the new main Philion channel 🤔
Does anyone remember his beef Layne Norton? Threatened to kill him? Lmao.
Damn.!
Nostalgia is strong with this one, I remember these days with Lord Elgin and his group EIF (facebook), trolling Jason blaha soo hard that he falls off of youtube.
years have passed, I finished 3 years in Jail, and hearing all that, bring memories back, thanks man.
We need an historian for this
Only 10 years late to the party,Phil.
You want us to "ease" you into lolcows but you dont even know wings. You're going to need poppers for this one....
I use to love watching this guy tell his Hollywood war stories. I’m a retired Green Beret and I feel like I’ve never accomplished anything in life when Cookie Monster tells his war stories. 🤣
Ahh brings me back to 2012-2013 misc
Mike Chang commercial eating steak with shredding guitar music in the background.
Doing towel rows 😂
I watch this ages ago it's a well put together video and absolutely hilarious
Blohos arch nemesis Elgintensity
So great to see our boy Hemingway getting the recognition he deserves!
I was there for all of this happening, what a world. Jason’s ice cream fitness plan was actually good back in the day too
NON NEGOTIABLE.
I didn’t think that anybody else remembered Blahino.
I’m telling you bro 2010-2016 was peak TH-cam fitness
I have tons of Blaha truth content on my channel. Phone calls with him, etc.
Grizzly Jr, LOL. Holy shit. I forgot his name but I kept trying to find his videos again for years.
jason blaha and genova in the same video holy shit
Hearing him claim 'I was a hunter of exotic game' made me think of a South African serial killer, Louis van Schoor, who described it similary: He compared this to “hunting, but a different species”. Do we think Blaha is a history buff or is he just the same type of crazy but never given the same opportunity?
Never thought i'd see you react to danknet! A new era is upon us
Danknet channel is wild
More muscle mass than Serge Nubret and both of the Hodge Twins combined
this a video for the OG fitness youtube community 😹 him and alpha destiny were on a rampage in the late 2010s
Lmao I still chuckle every time I think about Jason.
NetherBeast!!! Rubber Band Man!!!