OML 😂 FUNNY AF AND ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN U SAID IMA KIDNAP THEM XD I was like ;-; wtf and also awesome vid ;3 Also u should do another vid like dis but wis a different way aka like baiting than >:D for example like a unicorn or griffon that looks unclaimed and u should put randomly around base ;D
Here is a tip to get near any turret and not get shot at all: Get at least 2 large bear traps, now place them on the ground and crouch while going through them, and get as close as you want to the turret but you won't get shot because the big bear trap's hit box coves your hit box hence you can get near the turrets
@@SchwalbeYT thanks for noticing lol U should go check him out tho he's pretty good Just search NakedZombo A lot of people in your comments actually noticed to lol
That was funny when I teleported to FluffyBunny right as you were kidnapping him so I did what any normal person would do, knock you out. Love the ending, you can see me checking my map to see where you were when you spyglass 😂 And I'm still surprised no one has guessed what happened in chat when you had Paige singing. Maybe Ams and I will counter kidnap you like he suggested 😜
HM did that guy kill Paige's giga? Edit: I saw him say wow a giga egg so maybe when he hatched it u caught him then a random guy killed the giga did that happen? Edit: thx for the heart Isopod :3
Random people:
Schawlle: I must sacrifice you to the alpha gods
lol
Lol
Lol
lol
Lol
Legend says:just because I feed people to dinos DOESN'T MEAN IM A SAVAGE
*respect*
10000000 subscriber without a video do you know the name of the server
Holy moly he’s the Dark Assassin junior 😨
Yeah dark asassin/Nakedzombo. I have a full ghilie, but I m saving it
Lol I thought I was the only one
That noticed
SHEEEE NOT A HEEE
Alpha Gaming yea I was saying that In my mind
That “schwalbe stop annoying us” X DDDD
I’m proud and unashamed to admit that I was in the thumbnail.
carnage the carnotaurus calm down lmao
carnage the carnotaurus Excuse me? You sound like a 5 year old that’s new to cursing, what the hell did I ever do to you?
@Wabble Wabble hes the one who has been killed in the vid lol
carnage the carnotaurus lmao, no one cares, go learn how to use punctuation properly.
carnage the carnotaurus I just finished the video and all you got was a greeting in the chat LOOOOOOL
That raptor at the end tho...
Was that a revenge
This is the reason I don’t play on online servers😂
Ye I've keep getting killed 😭😭😭
Play pve
Me too bro 😂😂😂😂
@@him_-_ there is the whole map full of buildings
same im worried i might be killed and loose my dinos
Multiplayer ideas when your bored. Kidnap players and feed them to alphas
Tbh, I’m on her server, and the same thing happened to me lol.
Furry gay
After a god dang year, I finally see this comment
Smelts Stuff or just go very high in the sky and just drop em
"Good lord,am i next?;-;"
"She made me cry when she took me prisoner" LMAO UM DEAD LY SCHWALBI LMFAOO😂❤️
The best hunter wears no shoes!😆like schwalbe
Lol I'm the leader of nightmare fuel tribe. Derply and Pige are both in my tribe
Emile Mines get my Argys killed by Wolves :v
I laughed so hard when he came back with the prasasuar
You should do more videos like this I enjoyed thoroughly!!!
What about the last guys argy( there were sabres nearby)
Hey do you know the name of the server
Me: Oh she’s gonna kidnap those peeps !
Discord notifications: what a minute I forgot to do something
25:47 - nice moment XD
Lol schwlbe ur the worst and the kindest player ever XD
BTW you can try to bola the players ;)
Random Player Player do you know the name the server
Eggflame e maybe try SchwalArk?
Bro I Just subbed a min ago and already a New post man ur awesome
Man man MAN SHES NOT A MAN SHES A WOOMAN
Ninja Turtle really thanks bro I was curious I fought she was he
Schwalbe you be doin some Aztec shit 😂😂
OML 😂 FUNNY AF AND ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN U SAID IMA KIDNAP THEM XD I was like ;-; wtf and also awesome vid ;3
Also u should do another vid like dis but wis a different way aka like baiting than >:D for example like a unicorn or griffon that looks unclaimed and u should put randomly around base ;D
Last part was really fun lol always good content xD
Here is a tip to get near any turret and not get shot at all:
Get at least 2 large bear traps, now place them on the ground and crouch while going through them, and get as close as you want to the turret but you won't get shot because the big bear trap's hit box coves your hit box hence you can get near the turrets
Me, a melee Bob with a club:
*_im four parallel universes ahead of you_*
This is what you call a stalker in their natural form
Reminds Me Of NakedZombo- I mean TheDarkAssassin He Wears the Came Thing And Trolls People That's who U Remind me Of
Ive never heard of him lol
Schwalbe Pls make a video on gaining a griffin’s respect by waving to it and bowing
@@SchwalbeYT thanks for noticing lol U should go check him out tho he's pretty good Just search NakedZombo A lot of people in your comments actually noticed to lol
*HEY THERE DARK ASSASSINS SCHWALBE HERE*
Tell jon dragon "Latan Gota found you" 😈
Naked Zombo would’ve been proud.....(your like the Ark:Mobile version Dark Assasin...)
Schwable: should we do it to someone else
Also schwable: pranks 5 other people
Schwalbe: Stealth modr engaged.
Griffin: Here is my chance
Aurora could still beat chad.
Gorg
Amsss - Drag killed gorg :((
Ant Yes because drag is scared gorg will become to powerful. He doesn’t want to be inferior to a giga 😂
Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life repent because a Jesus is returning to judge
People: yay im safe
Schawble: hehe bois
People:aaaaaaa schawble is the best hunter
Schwable: nobody beats schwable
That Zelda music tho lol
Now this is the good quality entertainment we want but don’t deserve
Poor dude 😂😂😂😂😂 the carno is begging for he's life on 8:19 he said I wonna go home:(
*last video*
YES MY ALPHA REX IS STILL HERE
“Alphas don’t care about your feelings” - Schwalbe Shapiro
The dark assasin has arrived at ark mobile
Knocking people was fun but dropping them between 150 & 190 alpha Rex's was ridiculus that was really funny walbe
😂 yeah she is crazy
The fact that this guy is a good singer is magical🎉😂
Best thing I liked is that he don't interrupt in the taming process
NNOOO YOUR GRIFFIN!!!! I HOPE YOUR GRIFFIN LIVES. Griffins are so pretty, take forever to tame, and are amazing creatures.
just make a trap and shoot it
That's kinda nice that you give there stuff back and even fed the bronto some bio so it doesn't wake up
Schwalbe: *Tries to kidnap someone*
That person: *fights back (as you do normally)*
Schwalbe: UNACCEPTABLE! OFF TO THE ALPHAS YOU GO!
Hey there dark assassins dark assassin here
ВENCНMAN lol Zombo
This made me crack up XD
15:30 just because I feed people to dinos doesn't mean I'm a savage .. (proceeds to feed person to 2 Alpha Rex ) ✌🤣
12 like 1 view WAT DA FUG WAS DAT
Wow! What a nice youtuber!
Lol, I know JonDraggon, he’s awesome!
That was funny when I teleported to FluffyBunny right as you were kidnapping him so I did what any normal person would do, knock you out.
Love the ending, you can see me checking my map to see where you were when you spyglass 😂
And I'm still surprised no one has guessed what happened in chat when you had Paige singing.
Maybe Ams and I will counter kidnap you like he suggested 😜
Nevahhhhh
Why happened in the chat??? U were singing too???
22:25 that was me R.I.P 👌
OMG!!! the raptor at the end!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone: wow! İ saw a rex,lets tame!
Schawable:no mr rex,low level GG
everyone: WHAT
Dang gg, I was gathering berries for my pter lol, im a she btw
I was wondering what you were doing at the river
Damn even with a friend guess schwalbe has got some sacrifice instincts going on
He's a gentleman even as a kidnapper bravo!!
Schwalbs has become a dark asasain
Muahahahaha
Ark mobile's Dark Assassin!
We're hungry for more vids like this schwalbe! Make more!
Dark Assassin in training.
Raptor is the punisher, ggwp karma
Ams : i was gonna knock out scwalbe and feed her to chad
Scwalbe : OH REALLYYYYYY? -pulls out uno reverse card-
alpha rex: oo hehe snacc time
This is you trolling peaople not sacrificing 😂
HEY DARK ASSASSINS ITS DARK ASSASSIN HERE
He just causally has 2 wild T. rex in his house
HM did that guy kill Paige's giga? Edit: I saw him say wow a giga egg so maybe when he hatched it u caught him then a random guy killed the giga did that happen? Edit: thx for the heart Isopod :3
Hello everyone, and in this video, you can see SCHWALBE, turning into naked zombo, AKA the dark assassin
Tame to sarko and giga 😅😅😅 plizzz
Petre 01456 sarco, you stupid minecraft kid
Don't listen to Just Papy, shes an idiotic weeaboo who thinks minecraft is cringy. Sometimes it is, but don't listen, you tried your best.
hello there : i have a dick and im from russia
16:36 * boom *
16:40 how dare you to sacrifice my tribe admin
btw that doors i built thet meant to be a stego trap for that 23 stego i tamed but i
Flipped it XD
What’s the name of the server
I join your tribe if you tell me
Yeah! Anougher great vid! REEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHA THIS VIDEO HAS MAKED ME SMILE! THANK YOU!
Just a tip, instead of hiding out in the open. Be right inside a bush and paint your gun green
I think they were very angry hahaha
Nice vid bro I enjoyed it .
Lmao this video is great xD I wanna try it out
All hail the Alphas!
-i can hear the screams
That was so funny 😂😂. U definitely need a better armor
The mom giga raged and destroyed everything
"As usual" XD So all the people who join ur server Fear to be captured
ALL HAIL ALPHA REX
You are the best schwable
Human cruelty XD
naughty Schwalbe... hehe
Look what those guys are saying on the chat lololol
Ur so fast goddamn.
Awesome video
Naked zombo: hey there dark assins naked zombo here
Nobody:
Girls name on online games: bunny lovers, fluffy bunny, bunny girl
seems familier with NakedZombo but u made it better
Ikr
I like your video b cause it so fun to watch 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
SCHWEEEELLBEEE I LUV UUU
How did you capture 2 alphas?
16:00 someone doesn’t get the wanted stat on their baby giga
OMGGGG PVP ONELINE
OMGGGG YEESS
Scwabs please make a stealth raiding episode
The man on the hide armor the first person u sniped was me :(((( but I still luv u Schwalbe!!!
Mega Like
YOU KILLED ME RIGHT NOW