I don't use it much but as someone native to Tumblr come on down the chance to find idiots who get offended at everything you do is slim to none and also it's actually funny
4:05 unironically, that is actually completely physically viable. Last year in Tech and Design class, the teacher split us up in twos and one group of three, and gave us one sheet of paper, some tape and scissors. That's all we had to support as many textbooks as possible. Each of those textbooks was about 1.5 inch thick. I and my partner split our sheet in two and rolled each part into a small, but quite sturdy tube. We held 6 of those textbooks. The weakest design(not ours), held 3 books. the strongest held 18 books before the structure buckled. And that was all with just one sheet of paper and some tape. Now imagine what you could do with 5 sheets, or even more.
13:29 *You can hear a quiet jingle in the distance, the lyrics go along the lines of "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away"*
5:50 my horse would just see how happy I am to see her. No I’m serious a horse is amazing to talk about feeling with. Because they can’t talk back but they can give u a lot of comfort.😊
13:36 That is what is called an artifact. an artifact is an unintentional aspect of a photograph. this artifact was caused by what is called a rolling shutter. basically a rolling shutter is where some cameras take photos from one side to the other. Rolling shutters are common in phones because they require less circuitry and thus less space. most phones with cameras use a rolling shutter. half of the photo was taken when it was dark, but half way through the shutter, lightning struck lighting up the environment.
I like how the retort to the bagged milk comment was about bringing guns into Walmart. As if Walmart is just totally safe and it's unreasonable to want protection. Sounds legit.
6:55 i think this is from a movie, where the dude could make food items, or sweets. and that scene he was just mass producing bread for i think PBnJ, and eventually spews peanut butter or jam everywhere
1:42 That's also my favourite collective hallucination. Always thought I was just weird or schizophrenic when I was little. Glad to know it wasn't just me lmao
Stand name: Commander of crows Stand abilities: for the cost of one bread per 5 crows, the crows will find and give you anything you want ranging from money to information Affiliation: Chaotic neutral
@@newmoonwithface those are images that they use when testing your eyesight at a clinic. I don't remember what exactly they test, though, you could probably look it up with something like "eye doctor barn image test".
You, Penquinz0, sunnyV2, are all TH-camrs too good for us and we do not deserve all three of you. Thanks for being awesome VaazkL. The only only British person i could like.
Not on youtube but me and my sisters once got an ad about cooking utensils and every time it seemed like it ended and we thought it was over it continued and it was just the same thing but slightly different
As an Australian, I can confirm that I'm typing this with my back legs while swimming in the Mediterranean sea.
Why you calling us out like that, mate
Yea mate, why you calling us out
Whaleman stop spilling Australia's secrets
@berf next thing you know they tell them we think vegemite is gross and that we just like pranking people
@@dionysus9383 I know, it's stupid
Tumblr is better than Twitter. And by better I mean funnier. Never used Tumblr before.
Imma get on your boat, OK no questions
I don't use it much but as someone native to Tumblr come on down the chance to find idiots who get offended at everything you do is slim to none and also it's actually funny
my dumbass literally thought tumblr was like facebook, an old people app for absolutely no reason at all 😭💀
@@Lakesid well, it is old, but the oldest ppl on there are no where near the oldest on facebook
the thing itself is like 16 years old i think
science side of tumblr is rude
its lowkey amazing tho so
Bro, if my house just got up and left, i dont think i could ever live in another house again.
This is why apartments exist.
Why else do you think people live in dark alleys
this guy could rival chills in a contest of sounding uninterested
Watch out
YESSSSS OMG
what is at 9:05? what is that?
@Wren I thought it was a reference to "UP" but idk🤷
@Wren3301 And quite unsettling I must say
4:05 unironically, that is actually completely physically viable. Last year in Tech and Design class, the teacher split us up in twos and one group of three, and gave us one sheet of paper, some tape and scissors. That's all we had to support as many textbooks as possible. Each of those textbooks was about 1.5 inch thick. I and my partner split our sheet in two and rolled each part into a small, but quite sturdy tube. We held 6 of those textbooks. The weakest design(not ours), held 3 books. the strongest held 18 books before the structure buckled. And that was all with just one sheet of paper and some tape. Now imagine what you could do with 5 sheets, or even more.
The greek Titan, Atlas, wants to know your location.
@@brody_pierogi ye tell him to screw off. ain't none of his business
The easiest way to support the books is to put the paper flat.
@@momom6197 you, I like the way you think
13:29 *You can hear a quiet jingle in the distance, the lyrics go along the lines of "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away"*
I did not expect Fossil Fighters music to randomly be in something like this. Honestly caught me off guard. Underrated masterpiece of a game
5:50 my horse would just see how happy I am to see her. No I’m serious a horse is amazing to talk about feeling with. Because they can’t talk back but they can give u a lot of comfort.😊
Watching this whilst under the stage while the high school musical is being performed
Ur wat
You wot mate
who got killed
I feel this in the depths of my soul
mood
I swear someone got arrested for something similar to that last meme, teaching crows to steal.
I saw the bubble chair in one of my dreams once. It was like a futuristic school with clear walls. Pretty neat.
5:57 bro has been reading these memes in a monotone for nearly six minutes and the *horse* is what breaks him.
1:14 Tanjiro fighting upper moon 4 be like:
i remember when i got a really long ad as well.
it was the whole of Frozen 2.
0:31 thats at the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco!! I can confirm it takes a lot of determination to cross.
*Your attempt to cross the bridge fills you with DETERMINATION*
@@SupahCray "immortal temptation takes over my mind, condemned fallen weak on my knees"
13:36 That is what is called an artifact. an artifact is an unintentional aspect of a photograph. this artifact was caused by what is called a rolling shutter. basically a rolling shutter is where some cameras take photos from one side to the other. Rolling shutters are common in phones because they require less circuitry and thus less space. most phones with cameras use a rolling shutter. half of the photo was taken when it was dark, but half way through the shutter, lightning struck lighting up the environment.
As an Australian, I can 100% confirm that we all have four legs
I like how the retort to the bagged milk comment was about bringing guns into Walmart. As if Walmart is just totally safe and it's unreasonable to want protection. Sounds legit.
7:37
"A sick cat" 💀
11:08 this gives me slovene vibes and i love it.
0:44, for those of you wondering, they children ARE okay. they got out before it flew this high up.
Thanks!
no one except the guy above me was worried.
As an australian, I can confirm it is very useful to climb with our back legs.
dude ive literally saw these in the wild while scrolling through tumblr
I’m not even kidding when I say I got a twenty four hour exactly ad
6:55 i think this is from a movie, where the dude could make food items, or sweets. and that scene he was just mass producing bread for i think PBnJ, and eventually spews peanut butter or jam everywhere
the movie is called foodboy btw
d
I have never seen this man more pissed than with the copycats joke.
5:06 Buy it from Ethiopia,then sell it in Australia,you got an infinite money glitch right there.
You fucking genius
Okay, that's scary!
This man has an IQ of 420
AYO I COULD DO THAT TOMORROW
I believe the trading with crows thing but like, probably they were ravens because ravens understand the concept of trading apparently.
11:27 how on earth did they hit that many arrows into a plane
4:33 I love how he says it so calmly too 💀💀
I ate an entire tube of duck tape
rookie numbers
Coward
I drank 2 pints of flex seal get on my level.
do three next
How'd it taste?
Wot
1:27 oh look it's ctchulu, cool, anyways did you know i-
1:32 I imagined a cheetah and this dude, but the cheetah was the most often one I'd imagine
4:02 same but instead of books we used weights and we got like 40kg
1:42 That's also my favourite collective hallucination. Always thought I was just weird or schizophrenic when I was little. Glad to know it wasn't just me lmao
same lol
For me it was a lil girl riding a Pegasus
I was a weird kid :)
Damn bro half of these got me crying 😂🤣
I love how you suddenly just get more depressed with our warning 8:06
as a filipino, i can confirm that is a great place to hide a body
0:51 It’s at this point the dentist asks “So, how’s your day been?” Like what the hell are you supposed to do at that point?
I know, right?
@@claragemheart581 I think they do it for their own entertainment. I know I would.
1:38 core childhood memory unlocked
I don’t remember that
I never did this! its weird when everyone talks about it lol
I saw then as a kid and still do.
I never ever did this
17:24 to be fair it also says jk right after
Tumblr called helacoprion useless and said it isn’t specialalized for anything.
My palaeontology senses are tingling
Stand name: Commander of crows
Stand abilities: for the cost of one bread per 5 crows, the crows will find and give you anything you want ranging from money to information
Affiliation: Chaotic neutral
tumblr is just the better combined version of reddit and twitter memes
9:06 someone make a backrooms level specifically for these images.
what are they?
@@newmoonwithface those are images that they use when testing your eyesight at a clinic. I don't remember what exactly they test, though, you could probably look it up with something like "eye doctor barn image test".
The last one was awesome. If the crows are paying me $20 for a loaf of bread, i need more crows.
You, Penquinz0, sunnyV2, are all TH-camrs too good for us and we do not deserve all three of you. Thanks for being awesome VaazkL. The only only British person i could like.
Wait he's British
@@meixing0789 sadly
@@meixing0789 nah really? i thought he was from the moon?
yes of course hes british
IVE BEEN TO THE SMOOTH BRICK WALL
Marvel has officially released the multiverse to the public 0:56
12:13- I've gotten a lays bag with one chip in it. ONE. FKING. CHIP. It wasn't even a big one, it was tiny af
What
7:19 it’s the secret underground gay/lgbtqia+ hq
i already got a unskippable 1 hour ad but it only happened once in my life.
4:24 Got me dead 💀
Once you've read Homestuck you can't unsee all the Homestuck stuff on Tumblr.
DUDE IM FREAKING OUT THE DOC SCRATCH MEME LMFAOO
18:48 elves has sick shoes now
Wait I'm not the only one who imagined a guy running as fast as the car, am I weird for imagining them as a ninja.
no, it was the same for me.
24:00 i can feel his rage
This is likely the only time I've ever heard him in a tone of voice that wasn't chill
24:04 bro started having a mental breakdown 💀
8:40 okay that's cool but like who the heck orders one singular slipper
"A new hand touches the beacon" - annoying, pentagonal dodecahedron lady.
Crow man has so much power
Baguette wand that can use the spell "summon 800 crows to fuc up your enemies"
One time use tho
fuck* xD
5:55 One of the rare moments he breaks character. And I don't mind, that comment was brilliant.😂
6:38 Why is this image so epic though?
18:35 There's a slash at the front of this message. It isn't a request or a statement. It's a fucking command.
VOICE CRACK AT 12:33
mans still going through it huh
18:01 it was the Dragonborn!
6:54 tf2 soldier got to him
As an Australian, I can confirm I have 10 arms and 10 hands opposed to 2 legs and 2 arms. Life is pretty much normal.
7:12 These guys Speaks West Virginian, At Least That's Where I Live, Thanks Random College for Saving My Childhood Icon!-AvaMeme129
Right after the alphabet says hi it says just kidding😂
4:49 favorite part. Pepo boy
🤣
22:32 *some pots were also smashed during altercation.*
as an australian i can confirm we look like this 0:37
Nice, tho I thought it might be someone from Ohio
@@mr.banana7593 No.
id be willing to bet vaazkl did not get the security lizard joke
That on the thumbnail is pathetic. I actually got a 8 HOURS Long ad about climate protection and i'm not even joking. But i was able to skip it
Not on youtube but me and my sisters once got an ad about cooking utensils and every time it seemed like it ended and we thought it was over it continued and it was just the same thing but slightly different
@@Eila215 lmao
3:40 he's right tho who tf bags milk???
i'm european and this is the most wildest thing i've seen
5:45 tabs units be like
13:07 I had water beads and I didn’t know they were invisible and I was in the bath for two hours trying to get them all out before my dad found out 😂
2:10 fun fact: you need chips to keep them fresh
As a kid i always imagined a pegasus unicorn running/flying beside the car.
0:09 john golf.
“I’ll show you a good shot”
23:15
20:47
24:01
The only time VaazkL has a human tone. I think we all needed this at some point or another.
0:36 isn’t that the spider man butt slap meme
Oh nice, some lightning.
*Sees entire f**king tornado*
This is fine.
10:12 ah yes,even in brazil...
If that’s the Spider-Man cheek clapping video ima cry
16:13 IM SUCTION CUP MAN
HAHAHA 😂
“IM LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT POINTLESS” -suction cup man -th-cam.com/video/FVOa3acUSxI/w-d-xo.html
IM CLIMBING YOUR HOUSE LOOK AT ME GO!,!!
One time a few years ago I got a five hour ad. Yes five entire hours. It was like an entire season of a tv show or something uploaded as an ad
5:20 please tell me that was Florida
waldo eats the mcdonal
21:03 - "Look how happy *he* is *he's* so proud of *himself"*
6:03 marketing at its finest
Idk why but the Donkey Kong music makes the video so much better.
0:21 ayoooo-
I once got a 3hr ad I fell asleep and woke up and it was still playing
what is 9:06 ? it is both unknown, and yet strangely familiar
It’s the pictures the eye doctor shows you to focus
@@Flame_Overseer i was thinking sponge-bob when i saw them
@@Flame_Overseerwhat made u go to the eye doctor personally I have lazy eye
@@mr.flyingpig2461 sad, i have astigmatism
thank you science side of tumblr
in 7:42 is he actually cuz my brain hurts
Turn it upside down
5:05 buy bananas in Ethiopia and sell in Australia. Shipping will last 7 days, froezed bananas can last 30 days.
24:05
Im am about send vaazkl death threats
No,
*death promises*
i woke up in the middle of the night and clicked on your timestamp and forgot to turn my sound down
thanks lol
@@dilutedchaos thank you, too
I see you trying to sneak some Fossil Fighters music in, you just unlocked a memory lol