1:08:32 “I believe it’s in Vegas, I’ll confirm.” * I look at top right* Hawaii *on building* Honolulu We is dumb. I love it. GIANT STONE BALLS need a jacuzzi
One star heroes is my favorite segment of the show. It makes me cackle every time. Also, if the accordion legs could be used like a bag suspension system on a car then they’d be extremely useful.
I played 9 years of softball, and umps are idiots. We had the same thing with lightning with our games and my dad did the same thing you did. And I got kicked out of a game for arguing with an umpire, because I was a catcher and we had a rule about ‘no throwing bats’. And a girl hit, threw her bat and it hit me in the face mask and he didn’t call it so I turned and yelled at him (so did my parents ) and he made me sit the bench the rest of the game
I work in a restaurant and one of THE MOST frustrating things is when people get bitchy about lack of vegan options. We aren’t a fucking vegan restaurant. That review about lack of health food options just sounds all too familiar. That’s like going to a Mexican restaurant and complaining they don’t have pasta. For god’s sake if you want a specific type of food go to a place that has that food 🙄 Also Dan’s reading of the reviews were so on point this week, damn y’all were killing me 😂
Bruv. I'm a saucy lady. As in I can never have enough sauce or salsa. Every. Single. Time. I'm ordering food and want extras sauces; "oh, and could you please ring me up for extra sauce/salsa on the side?" Because food isn't free and doesn't fit in to business models, and I get that. Putting it in the words I choose to, 90% of the time gets me 400% more free sauce/salsa than I ever needed. Because small courtesies of understanding get you the stuff you want.
First off, I love that you both are rocking Bad Magic Merch. Get more people in the shop for other stuff other than Iswedumb! LOVE IT! Second we definitely need a “don’t be a Dan” shirt soo, maybe Dan setting a car on fire in a handicap parking spot as the logo? Third Dan you look like a wizard in that hat! All needed was a large cane! Maybe something with a crystal in the end! 😉 love you two!
ConVergence in Minneapolis features large panels in the evening, typically of inappropriate comedic content - ie Vilification Tennis, Erotic Readings, and the like. For the big panels they have ASL interpreters who stand on stage and sign for the ppl that need it. Sometimes, they are almost better than the comedians. So great!
Probably been said, but just in case, Alprazolam is xanax. It's a benzodiazepine. Slows the central nervous system. It's for anxiety and panic attacks. Prescription drug. P.S. I DIED @ "accordion legs" trying to be a navy seal. 😂 The only way I could love this show more is if there were MORE of it. Love you guys!
Mine is actually not about a super nice knife that got taken away. Mine actually wasn't taken away. I was going to go see a stand up show, but I had a screwdriver in my purse because I'm handy. The guy with the metal detector wand said," I'm supposed to take this away from you, but will you promise not to charge the stage?" And I said," sure." I didn't charge the stage, but I was kind of surprised that screwdrivers were outlawed.
I've been lighting fires with gas since high school and when the fire reaches the gas can, just blow it out. I'm not prepared to say it works 100% of the time, but it has for me.
Every episode twice over. Scared I might like is we dumb more than the secret suck. You guys are fucking hilarious hail nimrod and hail all you sexy meatsacks
I dont know of anything expensive taken from an airport but my brother and i went to a Slipknot concert last year. We give our tickets and have to get checked. Seems the clip that he attaches his keys to his pants were considered dangerous and had to be taken away
Great way to get a fire started and keep it going is to fill an empty soup can with gas and leave a half inch or so of room at the top. Proceed to dig a hole almost as deep as the can is tall, in the middle of your fire pit, and put the can in it. Light the gas in the can, ( it will burn like a giant ass fucking candle for about 45 minutes!!!). Then build your fire around the can... Your welcome and HAIL NIMROD!!
#1 its only called seDatives if its from the champagne region of france. #2 The florida man running with a backpack of drugs is the plot of Crank with Jason Statham
all i can think of for the 10-inch-long belly button, is a belly dancer coming out, real skinny, long hair, and then a giant belly button that sways in the opposite direction of her every movement. XD
Just so you guys know the interpreter was required to sign “fuck you” it happened at the event and it’s a disservice to the deaf people there to be left out of an event it’s literally her job to include everyone in everything that happens at an event
Dan and Joe, you guys are too funny! I look forward to every Wednesday to find out some new and interesting dumb stuff. I totally had to look up the Cookie Monster thing and sure enough, he had a song where he said he was Sid. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster Love the show!
Come on down to strawberry plains TN and get your tire plugged for 5 bucks! Hell..... maybe I should open and plug your tire for 25 buck shop! Money money moneyyyyy!
Having a super shitty day and I see this. Thank you suck master and reverand doctor. Also have you thought about both wearing a shithead hat? Like a sort of uniform for is we dumb
God I love this show. I think the one star reviews are my favourite. These people are just howling into the void. It kills me it really does lol DINE ON PEASANTS!!!! That poo hat loked like a Harry Potter sorting hat, perhaps from a magic school for idiots. I am cynical in my old age because I want to add "you bunch of queefs" on that meditation TH-cam page. I am a bad person. I thought that wasp story was going to end that he looked at his shit and saw there were many dead wasps in it, I would have checked. As I said...bad person.
1:08:32
“I believe it’s in Vegas, I’ll confirm.”
* I look at top right* Hawaii
*on building* Honolulu
We is dumb. I love it.
GIANT STONE BALLS need a jacuzzi
One star reviews has to be my favourite segment of any podcast
Men and fire is like bugs and lights! Bad combination lmao! Keep up the great work!!!
Been listening for a while...this is my first time watching...you guys were made for this. I can see the fun as I hear it
Absolutely love the show guys 😍
One star heroes is my favorite segment of the show. It makes me cackle every time.
Also, if the accordion legs could be used like a bag suspension system on a car then they’d be extremely useful.
Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking "Luigi" with Dan's current look. LOL, love you guys 😘
Waluigi lmao
Side look i say groucho marx noveltie glasses
Ned Flanders
Watching on my phone. Call from telemarketer. Answer and shout "stop interrupting my podcast!"
I played 9 years of softball, and umps are idiots. We had the same thing with lightning with our games and my dad did the same thing you did. And I got kicked out of a game for arguing with an umpire, because I was a catcher and we had a rule about ‘no throwing bats’. And a girl hit, threw her bat and it hit me in the face mask and he didn’t call it so I turned and yelled at him (so did my parents ) and he made me sit the bench the rest of the game
Freakin love this show! You guys are awesome!!!!!!!!
Me & my girl like listening to you when we been smoking & drinking cause you keep our attention for the whole show. Keep it up you two!!!
I work in a restaurant and one of THE MOST frustrating things is when people get bitchy about lack of vegan options. We aren’t a fucking vegan restaurant. That review about lack of health food options just sounds all too familiar. That’s like going to a Mexican restaurant and complaining they don’t have pasta. For god’s sake if you want a specific type of food go to a place that has that food 🙄
Also Dan’s reading of the reviews were so on point this week, damn y’all were killing me 😂
Also...it’s pompousness! Make that your fancy pants word
A tap dancer, with accordion legs, doing bar-mitzvahs.
Boom! Somebody's rich.
I'm asking for that ballcuzzi for Christmas. Good find yall, thanks!!
Bruv. I'm a saucy lady. As in I can never have enough sauce or salsa. Every. Single. Time. I'm ordering food and want extras sauces; "oh, and could you please ring me up for extra sauce/salsa on the side?" Because food isn't free and doesn't fit in to business models, and I get that. Putting it in the words I choose to, 90% of the time gets me 400% more free sauce/salsa than I ever needed. Because small courtesies of understanding get you the stuff you want.
Keep it up you guys. Love it
First off, I love that you both are rocking Bad Magic Merch. Get more people in the shop for other stuff other than Iswedumb! LOVE IT! Second we definitely need a “don’t be a Dan” shirt soo, maybe Dan setting a car on fire in a handicap parking spot as the logo? Third Dan you look like a wizard in that hat! All needed was a large cane! Maybe something with a crystal in the end! 😉 love you two!
“A nice little thing for you to rest your sock on”
😩😂😂😂
ConVergence in Minneapolis features large panels in the evening, typically of inappropriate comedic content - ie Vilification Tennis, Erotic Readings, and the like. For the big panels they have ASL interpreters who stand on stage and sign for the ppl that need it. Sometimes, they are almost better than the comedians. So great!
Haha. That hat makes Dan look like a crap wizard
Probably been said, but just in case, Alprazolam is xanax. It's a benzodiazepine. Slows the central nervous system. It's for anxiety and panic attacks. Prescription drug.
P.S. I DIED @ "accordion legs" trying to be a navy seal. 😂 The only way I could love this show more is if there were MORE of it. Love you guys!
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Mine is actually not about a super nice knife that got taken away. Mine actually wasn't taken away. I was going to go see a stand up show, but I had a screwdriver in my purse because I'm handy. The guy with the metal detector wand said," I'm supposed to take this away from you, but will you promise not to charge the stage?" And I said," sure." I didn't charge the stage, but I was kind of surprised that screwdrivers were outlawed.
I've been lighting fires with gas since high school and when the fire reaches the gas can, just blow it out. I'm not prepared to say it works 100% of the time, but it has for me.
You can just cover the hole with your palm and it goes out in like 1/8 of a second.
Lol, I was picturing the long belly button as an iny, like a some sorta freaky twitchy tummy butt crack 😭
What have you done?!
🤣🤣🤣
The one dislike is the guy whose bike Dan stole.
Every episode twice over. Scared I might like is we dumb more than the secret suck. You guys are fucking hilarious hail nimrod and hail all you sexy meatsacks
I still want to see Dan and Joe do scared to death just once
Zach Flanery AKA Viagra. Lmao.
Im not late today 🙏 I feel like I'm working too much... I miss you guys
Since it's not live and it stays like on youtube how could you be late? Haha
scott free some people can’t stay on TH-cam and are happy to watch as soon as they release so it’s kinda like live for us so no spoilers
@@Scott-Free-123 oh im just so used to listening to these episodes the day they drop. Work got me hella behind on episodes now 😫
Does the belly button start off normal, then gets erect to 10 inches when you hear music and starts to sway???
I dont know of anything expensive taken from an airport but my brother and i went to a Slipknot concert last year. We give our tickets and have to get checked. Seems the clip that he attaches his keys to his pants were considered dangerous and had to be taken away
Question, can you be the "getaway driver" when you're equipped with roller blades?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 it looks like the shit head sorting hat!!! Love it!!
my mind went to the same place Dans went at the end of the last story, totally thought dude was gonna end up getting stung on the butthole!! 😂😂
Great way to get a fire started and keep it going is to fill an empty soup can with gas and leave a half inch or so of room at the top. Proceed to dig a hole almost as deep as the can is tall, in the middle of your fire pit, and put the can in it. Light the gas in the can, ( it will burn like a giant ass fucking candle for about 45 minutes!!!). Then build your fire around the can... Your welcome and HAIL NIMROD!!
#1 its only called seDatives if its from the champagne region of france.
#2 The florida man running with a backpack of drugs is the plot of Crank with Jason Statham
I would have to go accordion legs.
all i can think of for the 10-inch-long belly button, is a belly dancer coming out, real skinny, long hair, and then a giant belly button that sways in the opposite direction of her every movement. XD
Just so you guys know the interpreter was required to sign “fuck you” it happened at the event and it’s a disservice to the deaf people there to be left out of an event it’s literally her job to include everyone in everything that happens at an event
Gas vapors ignite, not the liquid
For real?
Yes for real
Good on Dan for being such a good sport with the sh*thead cap. Love you meatsacks!
Dan and Joe, you guys are too funny!
I look forward to every Wednesday to find out some new and interesting dumb stuff.
I totally had to look up the Cookie Monster thing and sure enough, he had a song where he said he was Sid.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster
Love the show!
Come on down to strawberry plains TN and get your tire plugged for 5 bucks! Hell..... maybe I should open and plug your tire for 25 buck shop! Money money moneyyyyy!
I would choose the ten inch belly button, only if it swayed in rhythm to the music. That would be a money maker!
#ticktoc
Having a super shitty day and I see this. Thank you suck master and reverand doctor. Also have you thought about both wearing a shithead hat? Like a sort of uniform for is we dumb
Wait, Fred isn’t gay?
Not yet!
@@BadMagicProductions but how does he know? Have he and Barney fooled around? They’ve got good chemistry.
@@siegethompson3194 not yet!
God I love this show. I think the one star reviews are my favourite. These people are just howling into the void. It kills me it really does lol DINE ON PEASANTS!!!!
That poo hat loked like a Harry Potter sorting hat, perhaps from a magic school for idiots. I am cynical in my old age because I want to add "you bunch of queefs" on that meditation TH-cam page. I am a bad person.
I thought that wasp story was going to end that he looked at his shit and saw there were many dead wasps in it, I would have checked. As I said...bad person.
This gave me cancer.
Get well soon!