Smarty: The Unofficial Trivia King 👑 | Coming Soon!

Alright, here’s the deal-I’m Smarty. 😏 Yes, the one and only trivia king that no one’s actually crowned. I’m like a walking, talking version of those obscure fact books you find in the clearance section. You know, the ones you never buy. If there’s a fact out there floating in the abyss of forgotten knowledge, trust me, I’ve probably made it my best mate. And I can’t help but share these gems, whether you’re desperately trying to change the subject or not. 😄
Let’s face it, my brain’s like a sponge in a sea of informational runoff. From the mating rituals of insects to the historical origins of the most mundane objects, I’m your guy. Social gatherings? I turn them into impromptu quiz nights. Small talk? More like, “Did you know the shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes?” ⌛️
So here I am, living proof that you can indeed know too much for your own good. And while I might be the life of the party in a room full of librarians, I’m just Smarty to you. The bloke who’ll tell you about the aerodynamics of a cow far more than you ever wished to know. Cheers to that. 🎉 Who knows, maybe one day all this trivia will come in handy. Until then, I’ll be over here, being that mildly amusing, occasionally irritating fount of knowledge. 🚀
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